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What happens when one of your favorite 80's singers turns sixty? Well if you're Lisa and Sam, you immediately compare lives and decide you're a slacker! They have consistently done nothing decade after decade. Now that's maintaining!! Sam is free and...

We have uploaded a better verision of this episode! Sorry for any inconvience friends of the podcast!**There's a little extra at the end**Lisa and Sam are beyond excited that Krispy Kreme has made summer donuts!! They are light and fresh glazed mas...

**Extra content alert** Keep listening till the end!Big reveal this week on the podcast! Sam and Lisa admit to liking all things being prepared by others! This is more of a shock coming from Chef Lisa who swears she can cook....hmmm really? She feel...

Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...

Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...

Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!...

Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!...

Lisa and Sam got schooled about crocs from their friend of the podcast Kameron Parker. The ladies recognize their narrow mindedness about crocs so they compromise by promising to buy a pair and test them out at the lake! If they get lost or float awa...

Lisa and Sam got schooled about crocs from their friend of the podcast Kameron Parker. The ladies recognize their narrow mindedness about crocs so they compromise by promising to buy a pair and test them out at the lake! If they get lost or float away in...

Lisa has a tendency to over share and she does not disappoint! Her Urethra Franklin is under the weather and Lisa goes into more detail then Sam wants to hear! TMI!! Lisa’s pee is in training to fly to Toronto. So Sam suggests that she wear Depends o...

Cheese is a very personal topic, there are emotions and sentimental attachments to the ones, you hate! Sam is going on record as it was Lisa's idea to do cheese, 'for one has to go'. Lisa did her bit to defend blue cheese (ewwww) with no avail. Sam f...

Lisa's observation for the week: why build the new BBQ if you're not going to use it. You know who is using it, those damn pigeons! The pigeons were canoodling under the BBQ cover! Picture the tall man wielding a broom and cursing at the pigeons! Sam...

We all know Lisa over shares but did we need to know that she has the SBD's? Yes, she confesses that her most recent hot lips addiction is causing a gassy issue and they are silent but deadly!! Sam asks if she toots at work and Lisa exclaims, I'm not...

Lisa is proclaiming herself the world's Cheer Captain!! She is brimming with positivity and really horrible cheers! A cape is needed pronto! Your welcome world! Sam is less exciting, she's just waiting for her ankle and Lisa thinks talking sweetly to...

Sam was getting her exercise hop walking and for her efforts she got a boot instead of a cast! New cast, new you! Not to be left out, Lisa is new food, new season!! She is amping up her food game and bringing back spring and summer foods now!! Sam ha...

Sam confesses that she is a hot tomato and not in a good way! Lisa asks hot inside not outside? Ah, the fun of being injured. Sam has a new non paying job idea...virtual audience member. Friends of the podcast what show should Sam try to get on? Lisa...

Right off the hop Sam tries to solicit some sympathy from the friends of the podcast and Lisa puts a stop to that!! Lisa of course asks the most important question, panties off or on for surgery and was it maintained. She asks the same question about...

It's been a weird week friends of podcast. Sam fell down some stairs and broke her ankle! Yup, she finally did it! She is at the BnB of Chez Sperling!! All she wants is to be put on the list and put back together!! The ladies have a bigger topic to d...

Sam is singing in the opening again and tries to rename the podcast, Sam and Lisa! Lisa quickly reminds her of their discussion four years ago that had Lisa getting her way on a technicality! Sam was utterly disappointed when she realized they hadn't...

Is it the stars, the moon or the hot sauces from last night's taste test giving the ladies a bit of grief, hard to tell with these two!. Lisa seems very concerned about Randy Jackson not being himself and Sam is just wondering why we need to care. Wh...

Everything is all good and freaking awesome for the ladies this week. Sam appreciates the great suggestions for lotions that lotion. Lisa has high hopes for a continued conversation about lotions next week! She would like some sympathy for her no ban...

Lisa will not be doing what she is told and Mother Nature is a rude, rude bitch!! Well, this is a fun start to the podcast! The ladies think Mother Nature was raised that way and decided to keep it MFing cold!! Sam is on vacation and the weather has ...

We all know Lisa loves herself a good haircut so Sam's new hairdo does not go unnoticed. The question Lisa poses 'have the bangs found a forever home'? Tune in and find out folks!! Sam is ready for spring but words like crippling cold are being throw...

Things always get weird when Lisa and Sam start off with bad singing. It gets worse when Sam mentions she watched the biopic of Salt n' Pepa over the weekend. If only they were in sync and in tune! Lisa uses big adult swear words to describe the frig...