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April 9, 2021

Cheer Captain

Lisa is proclaiming herself the world's Cheer Captain!! She is brimming with positivity and really horrible cheers! A cape is needed pronto! Your welcome world! Sam is less exciting, she's just waiting for her ankle and Lisa thinks talking sweetly to...

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April 2, 2021

Problems Out Of Problems?

Sam was getting her exercise hop walking and for her efforts she got a boot instead of a cast! New cast, new you! Not to be left out, Lisa is new food, new season!! She is amping up her food game and bringing back spring and summer foods now!! Sam ha...

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March 26, 2021

She’s Good!!

Sam confesses that she is a hot tomato and not in a good way! Lisa asks hot inside not outside? Ah, the fun of being injured. Sam has a new non paying job idea...virtual audience member. Friends of the podcast what show should Sam try to get on? Lisa...

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March 19, 2021

My Password Is...

Right off the hop Sam tries to solicit some sympathy from the friends of the podcast and Lisa puts a stop to that!! Lisa of course asks the most important question, panties off or on for surgery and was it maintained. She asks the same question about...

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March 12, 2021

Can’t Have It All!

It's been a weird week friends of podcast. Sam fell down some stairs and broke her ankle! Yup, she finally did it! She is at the BnB of Chez Sperling!! All she wants is to be put on the list and put back together!! The ladies have a bigger topic to d...

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March 5, 2021

Just Call Me Dora!

Sam is singing in the opening again and tries to rename the podcast, Sam and Lisa! Lisa quickly reminds her of their discussion four years ago that had Lisa getting her way on a technicality! Sam was utterly disappointed when she realized they hadn't...

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Feb. 26, 2021

Shut The F**k Up!!

Is it the stars, the moon or the hot sauces from last night's taste test giving the ladies a bit of grief, hard to tell with these two!. Lisa seems very concerned about Randy Jackson not being himself and Sam is just wondering why we need to care. Wh...

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Feb. 19, 2021

I Hate This Stuff

Everything is all good and freaking awesome for the ladies this week. Sam appreciates the great suggestions for lotions that lotion. Lisa has high hopes for a continued conversation about lotions next week! She would like some sympathy for her no ban...

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Feb. 12, 2021

Dragon Slayer

Lisa will not be doing what she is told and Mother Nature is a rude, rude bitch!! Well, this is a fun start to the podcast! The ladies think Mother Nature was raised that way and decided to keep it MFing cold!! Sam is on vacation and the weather has ...

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Feb. 5, 2021

A Tall Dark Blonde

We all know Lisa loves herself a good haircut so Sam's new hairdo does not go unnoticed. The question Lisa poses 'have the bangs found a forever home'? Tune in and find out folks!! Sam is ready for spring but words like crippling cold are being throw...

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Jan. 29, 2021

They Hate Alf?

Things always get weird when Lisa and Sam start off with bad singing. It gets worse when Sam mentions she watched the biopic of Salt n' Pepa over the weekend. If only they were in sync and in tune! Lisa uses big adult swear words to describe the frig...

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Jan. 22, 2021

Hey Bobby Flay...

Sam's staycation is in full swing, bad hips and all. Lisa is the queen of staycation and could teach Sam a thing or too! Sam is living wildly through snacks during her staycation. It took everything Lisa had to not stay home and watch the inauguratio...

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Jan. 15, 2021

We See You!

It's blustery outside and Sam may have forgotten her name?! Lisa is prepped if the power goes out and of course Sam is taking her chances! Sam has the Popeye chicken sandwich sweats she is obsessed with them!! They ladies are not a political podcast ...

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Jan. 8, 2021

Are They In There?

It's just another day in the neighbourhood if your local politicians also traveled over the holidays. Lisa and Sam have very strong opinions about that and Lisa is choked our friends to the south and didn't give her a heads up about the news reels th...

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Jan. 1, 2021

What Banana Are You?

Well friends of the podcast it's the last episode of 2020. It's been a bit of a year and Sam is feeling the effects of it while Lisa is lamenting over no more Christmas oranges. The ladies however got to interview the sister duo of Mouse and Weens th...

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Dec. 24, 2020

If You Dare!

Christmas is two sleeps away and Sam is counting down the minutes. Lisa's attention wanders to why don't we eat more nachos? So much talk about nachos and we aren't sure why. The ladies had a wild night out with the HHG. The wine was flowing, money w...

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Dec. 18, 2020

Clothing Optional?

The mood for this week is take your panic and panic somewhere else. Yup, that's how the week has been friends of the podcast. Sam points out Lisa's inappropriate use of the Lord's name which somehow leads them to determine Lisa is on the B team when ...

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Dec. 11, 2020

Oh Christmas Shrub!!

For the first time in a really long time Sam got a wee christmas tree, okay its a shrub but it still counts! Who has spirit, Sam does!! Lisa is concerned that she will forget to water the tree and is willing to text to remind her! Sam's next reveal i...

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Dec. 4, 2020

You’re Out Of What?

Lisa is wrestling with the red dot that controls her life and takes matters into her own hands. Sam confesses she doesn't shop like a Gibson and Lisa offers up part of her stash. Sam pictures herself yelling up her grocery list to Lisa just like in A...

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Nov. 27, 2020

Is It A Casserole?

Sam reveals that one of them is wearing a bra and the other is not. Its braless Wednesday! Lisa fires back with are you commando? Sam won't admit anything but Lisa is full on pj mode and ready for sleep. Sam is overwhelmed with the kindness and suppo...

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Nov. 20, 2020

I Am The Walrus!

Big news!! Sam got bangs!! Yes, COVID is making us worried about our hair, again! Lisa got hers done too and it's cut short enough that she can survive a month or two on lock down. Lisa can not contain her excitement about hearing Kelly and Ryan talk...

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Nov. 13, 2020

Gargle and Spit!

The weather outside was frightful and that meant snow days for everyone!! The ladies are in good spirits but Lisa was thinking Mike should have gone to work anyways...too much time with the tall man?! Sam is soothing herself with Hallmark Christmas m...

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Nov. 6, 2020

American S**T Show!!

It's all about the US election for Lisa as she valiantly stayed up to the wee hours of morning gobbling up all the news. She felt a kinship to the citizens of the United States and considers herself an honorary Merican! There is a musical interlude a...

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Oct. 30, 2020

I’m A Donut Queen!

The first step is understanding who you are and fully embracing it! Hi my name is Lisa and I am a butteriner and talkoverer!! Sam has found a cute new song to make her smile. There is a weird german song trying to be the next Baby Shark song. Not lik...

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