Episodes

Dear toaster, why can't there be a window so you can check your bread? The ladies dive deep and reveal they have trust issues because of the toaster! How do you feel about charcoally toast? Have you heard enough about the Oscar 'slap'? Well, Lisa and...

Dear toaster, why can't there be a window so you can check your bread? The ladies dive deep and reveal they have trust issues because of the toaster! How do you feel about charcoally toast? Have you heard enough about the Oscar 'slap'? Well, Lisa and...

Do you feel like you're a hamster on the wheel of life? Lisa has moved into the wheel and she can't stop it! Sam had an alarming interaction at Shoppers. The ladies are fired up and a petition is in the works to bring back Goodie Rings, will you sign...

Do you feel like you're a hamster on the wheel of life? Lisa has moved into the wheel and she can't stop it! Sam had an alarming interaction at Shoppers. The ladies are fired up and a petition is in the works to bring back Goodie Rings, will you sign...

Who do you think wants to be magical and make bridges disappear? Lisa claims to have the magic in her and will now be referred to as 'The Marvellous Lisa'. Sam has plans of her own that include ice, brooms, and rocks. Do you sleep well? What kills yo...

Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her out talking about the archai...

Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her out talking about the archaic...

Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners in the world, and they...

Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners in the world, and they ar...

Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about we use all those other great words out...

Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about we use all those other great words out ...

**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week! Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms like Sam thought but condiments,...

**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week!Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms like Sam thought but condiments, and...

Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the water at least taste like chocolate,...

Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the water at least taste like chocol...

Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried about is eating leaves and...

Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried about is eating leaves and sl...

Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to analyse her stride! Why do we keep eating...

Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to analyse her stride! Why do we keep eating f...

When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down the wordle and Sam claims...

When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down the wordle and Sam claims s...

Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat a hotdog with fruit loops? The ladies think...

Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat a hotdog with fruit loops? The ladies thin...

Lisa rolls out a new motto for 2022; fuck it, I’ll do better tomorrow! It's kind of a little bit positive, and it makes you feel less like a loser who has already strayed from your new goals! Lisa has also managed to remain wife of the year. Sam just...