Episodes

Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat a hotdog with fruit loops? The ladies thin...

Lisa rolls out a new motto for 2022; fuck it, I’ll do better tomorrow! It's kind of a little bit positive, and it makes you feel less like a loser who has already strayed from your new goals! Lisa has also managed to remain wife of the year. Sam just...

Lisa wants 2022 to be the year of 'feel the burn'! Yes, she wants to lose her muffin top, but all it makes Sam think of is 80's spandex! It gets worse! Lisa wants to use the tik tok 'fit hoop' to get that hourglass figure. Sam has doubts that she is...

Please excuse our ignorance as we question why children are still being put on a stranger's knee at Christmas! Sam is thinking kids sit adjacent to Santa, but Lisa doesn't agree. She thinks it's odd that this still happens, and she has to give up str...

Sam poses a question: Should we know everything as adults? Lisa thinks being confident in your dollar store spices is a sign of being an adult, but Sam thinks it's knowing what balsamic vinegar is! Should you know how to make a cabbage roll or save m...

Lisa claims she has the gift. She sees things and can predict the future. A dream wouldn't lie, would it? Sam believes this is simply the next step in her delusions but Lisa insists that she knew the weather was going to change, what Santa is going t...

The chip man cometh and has bestowed upon Lisa a chip flavour that has her claiming that its a slow eat but a quick heat! It tricks you into thinking it's just a slightly sweet all dressed chip but then bam, it hits you with that chili heat. That my...

Lisa would now like to be known as 'The Butcher' and if you need an animal skinned, deboned or chopped up into steak she's your gal!! All that Sam can think about is Mike needs to get rid of this channel...now! Lisa wants a cleaver for Christmas, and...

Lisa is not complaining about being off at 4pm but the drawback is she's ready for bed at 8pm!! She tired, besides everything is over and done by 8pm anyways! However, an early bed at their age doesn't seem right so they begrudgingly stay up till 10p...

You know that song, 'One thing leads to another', well that is how the Boom Baby Bakery and cafe got a DIY lounge! Yes, Lisa sees one post about how to repurpose a tackle box and thinks crafts with booze is the next big trend! Sam is concerned about ...

Lisa needs a problem solved and it has to do with bagels. She likes some of them but feels pressured to like all of them. Sam does her best to walk Lisa through her angst but it goes in a different direction when they discuss savory or sweet. That's ...

Sam thinks she might need a buffet in her life  and that leads them to go down memory lane about the classy, trashy, and fancy buffets! It was always about the many options of food all brought together in one place! However, Sam believes the salad ba...

It's been a bit of a week for Lisa having the difficult decision to swallow or spit...her scalding coffee! I bet you thought it was something different, Sam did! Lisa claims it was so hot it hurt her heart! Sam is holding her forehead due to Lisa's...

It's been a bit of a week for Lisa having the difficult decision to swallow or spit...her scalding coffee! I bet you thought it was something different, Sam did! Lisa claims it was so hot it hurt her heart! Sam is holding her forehead due to Lisa's g...

Lisa is having all types of issues with her winter wardrobe but her boots being too booty, well that just makes no sense! Sam gets corrected on how she is pronouncing booty and Lisa feels Sam is part of her boot problem. What?! Lisa starts singing a...

Lisa is having all types of issues with her winter wardrobe but her boots being too booty, well that just makes no sense! Sam gets corrected on how she is pronouncing booty and Lisa feels Sam is part of her boot problem. What?! Lisa starts singing a ...

Lisa has finally realized she is living in a no win world when it comes to breakfast?! She confesses to being in a breakfast choice spiral! However, croissants and chocolate bars are sustaining her but this has Sam questioning why she still has a...

Lisa has finally realized she is living in a no win world when it comes to breakfast?! She confesses to being in a breakfast choice spiral! However, croissants and chocolate bars are sustaining her but this has Sam questioning why she still has a muf...

Lisa is stirring up a hornets nest with crazy talk about french fries but that gets derailed when they disagree on what is classified as fast food. Lisa believes food court food is different than drive thru food just because of a window! Sam disagrees...

Lisa is stirring up a hornets nest with crazy talk about french fries but that gets derailed when they disagree on what is classified as fast food. Lisa believes food court food is different than drive thru food just because of a window! Sam disagree...

Lisa has put her foot down and declared burgers undignified! She sites unruly lettuce, slippery tomatoes and the drippy sauces as the culprits! Sam being Sam asks if a restaurant burger has too much stuff what does that mean for her beloved Big Mac,...

**Hey friends of the patreon there is a little something extra at the end!Lisa has put her foot down and declared burgers undignified! She sites unruly lettuce, slippery tomatoes and the drippy sauces as the culprits! Sam being Sam asks if a restaur...

Lisa asks if Sam has ever wanted a punching bag. This reveals a life long dream of Sam wanting to learn how to box or kick box. Lisa is all for it if she can train her cause she's watched all the Rocky’s! Sam isn't sure that's enough credentials to...

Lisa asks if Sam has ever wanted a punching bag. This reveals a life long dream of Sam wanting to learn how to box or kick box. Lisa is all for it if she can train her cause she's watched all the Rocky’s! Sam isn't sure that's enough credentials to b...