Are online tarot readings just a money grab, or is Lisa truly doomed after pulling the Fool, the devil, and the Tower of Destruction? Will the "dark times" readings make Lisa paranoid or will she just roll her eyes? Can you actually fail an eye exam, or should you just…
Do beets make anything else "beet red" besides your salad? Lisa finds out and feels the need to share. TMI? Will Lisa survive not getting her blue slush puppy? Have you ever survived a sketchy crack-ho motel and lived to tell the tale? Should celebrity engagements come with CNN level…
Lisa and Sam survived their first ever live show but can anyone really survive a three-day, cross-Canada road trip - sketchy motels, epic snoring, questionable bathrooms and all, without losing their minds (or sense of humor)? Are you a nervous driver/ passenger like Lisa? Do you dislike the terrifying Ontario…
Can you really ration an individual sized bag of chips so you don't eat them all. Is Lisa's "chip roll-up" technique dieting genius or just plain laziness? Is delivering fancy food ruining our food experiences? What is the purpose of ants and have we entered our too tired era? Would…
Does anyone actually follow the unwritten rules of the grocery store? Lisa faces the ultimate checkout dilemma when someone skips the sacred divider stick. Would you give them the death stare? Is Lisa's bad influence to blame for Sam's peeling legs? Have you ever sent the wrong emoji and landed…
Are you team "meh" or does that little word drive you nuts like Lisa? Lisa and Sam kick things off with a heated debate over the true meaning (and rudeness) of "meh" and if it's the verbal side-eye of our generation? Should you have a patio meltdown because your bestie…
Can a kiss cam be considered a spy cam if it's out in public? Will Colbert go out with a bang or a boom? When will that Epstein guy just fade into the background? Should giving a urine sample come with hazard pay for the collateral hand splash? Can you…
Is Lisa on a mission to eat healthier or just on a collision course with fiber overload? Do fruits and veggies need warning labels? Did their vacation bring sun, fun and unexpected freckles or just sunscreen regrets and burnt Eggo waffles? Were Lisa's charcuterie skills up to par or is…
What is a "girl dinner" and does it involve pate, grilled cheese or just skipping dinner all together? Ever find yourself carrying 15 grocery bags just to avoid a second trip? Is it selfish to skip buying milk and pop because you don't want to lug it upstairs? Has garlic…
Do chores get you down and are you one step away from sayin, fuck chores? How many "thank yous" until you sound unhinged or do you Sprinkle thank yous like confetti? Is coffee a brainwashing cult or the only way to survive the week? Should there be a law banning…
Do you find yourself puzzled by phrases like "praise be"? Lisa is on a mission to figure out exactly what she's supposed to be praising and to whom! Have you ever hurt your tongue eating a childhood snack? Do you love or hate Hallmark's Christmas in July? How old were…
Lisa wonders if calories have it out for her, while Samantha insists personal choices are the real culprit-is it obsession or just accountability? Are you on the hunt for a good neck cream? Would you brave the trendy peanut butter and jelly egg just for bragging rights? Are Cher and…
Are you a digital hoarder like Lisa, letting 25,000 emails pile up, or do you channel your inner Marie Kondo with your inbox? Lisa finds herself torn in the ultimate summer showdown: hotdog or hamburger, how do you choose? Should a salad ever require a knife to eat it and…
Is God trying to reach Lisa through her spam folder? Should he be more progressive and just text her instead? Why is happy hour always over before you're actually happy? Have you ever been flashed by a friend's sports bra in a bar? Can someone please explain why ball players…
Is it possible to embrace your "freedom flaps" with pride after 55? Are you being a good friend when you point out their saggy ass jeans, or are you just being mean? Is there a connection between your favorite ice cream flavour and your preferred sex positions? How long should…
Is your deepest workplace secret really just a well-stocked potato chip drawer, complete with half eaten bags for every mood swing? Are you traumatized by the cost of a two-person breakfast that somehow rivals your last grocery bill? Is Lisa's rotting boob saga too much info, or just the kind…
**Disclaimer-this recording was a bit of challenge as we were experiencing technically difficulties. We hope you still love it! If vanilla ice cream is the missionary position of ice cream, what does that make Neapolitan or chocolate? Have you ever had your hopes dashed by a delinquent pigeon mom-three years…
Do you agree that McDonald's Smoky Maple McMuffin is a breakfast game-changer or like Sam, do you draw the line at a sweet breakfast? Could a pair of plaid pants unlock your inner Chaka Khan and make you strut the office like the King of Kensington? Are dogs really smarter…
Could adopting pigeons at work make Lisa a new Mom? Is this her true destiny? It's fancy wine vs box wine. Are you drinking for sport or does the vibe change once the bottle costs more than your dinner? Who's your pick for the next Pope (and do you want…
Ever wish you could clap your hands and make people, places, or things vanish like magic? Is the 90's clapper due for a comeback-this time for annoying coworkers, loud TVs, and even bad days at the grocery store? Are you obsessed with the back of your head? Do you have…
Who has glamping with Jesus on their bingo card? Lisa would jump at the chance to sleep in Jesus's cave! Are veggie chips just cardboard dipped in broken dreams? How do you describe distances in hours or kilometers? Is riding a bike in your fifties the ultimate trip down nostalgia…
Can a McDonald's be the guiding star in times of directional distress? Is always turning right the best choice when you're lost and without your phone's GPS? Can tassel boots reignite a long forgotten fashion trend and get Lisa recreating a popular song? Can a person complain too much? Are…
Ever had one of those mornings where everything goes haywire, like wearing your underwear backwards? Is menopause messing with your taste buds and now peanut butter tastes horrible? Have you stumbled on pants so tight they seem to defy gravity? Do bathroom sprays mask or merely disguise our basic natural…
