Episodes

With bleach in one hand and a lemon cleaner in the other the ladies debate what a truly clean house should smell like. If you aren't sniffing bleach is it really clean? Lisa confesses to the allure of sprinkle donuts, while Sam waves the health flag in protest. Is a donut a breakfast food and what are thoughts on snow mold? Is it tomato sandwich season yet? Will Lisa learn a smokey eye from Victoria Beckham? Can a period at the end of a sentence strike fear in your heart? Is Lisa experimenting w...

Do you have french fry fantasies? Lisa reminisces about french fry trucks from her childhood and thinks they should start a new side hustle. That's a hell no for Sam! Can we take issue with someone still having their Christmas tree up? How curious are you about the conjoined twins getting married? Is GenX really different from the rest? When did Easter become Christmas? Did you know athletes were banned from having sex at the Olympics? Do you have self-checkout line etiquette and shouldn't vapin...

Snakes as pets: is it a hard no or are there any wild animals you'd consider keeping? Pet pythons anyone, more like a Python nightmare! Are condiments a make or break for your Subway experience? Who discontinues mustard? Can anyone explain where shuddup lives? What is a golden shower and would you partake in one? Is reality TV making you tune in or tune out? Is the 40 ounce Stanley cup the ultimate grown-up sippy cup? What toppings do you think are necessary for the perfect hot dog? Are you keep...

Buckle up for a wild ride as Lisa and Sam share their never-ending cleaning woes.There are confessions about house cleaning and personal hygiene. Who do you think has lazy tendencies towards being clean? How would you tell someone their body odour is making your eyes water? Do healthy snacks count as snacks or are they just punishment snacks and is there a canned meat hierarchy? What's the secret to having a good night's sleep? Are you team Sam with a strict turkey-ham-BBQ rotation during holida...

You know it's been a crazy week when the ladies start counting the WTFs. Lisa started a snack diet only to find an IG account called the Snackolator...WTF! People died because they ate a sea turtle...WTF! The Oscar opening was boring...WTF Jimmy Kimmel! Lisa was today years old when she learned she drives over a bridge to get to work...WTF! Campbells soup has added a grilled cheese sandwich to their tomato soup...WTF! A man eats undercooked bacon and finds worm eggs in his brain...WTF! Will the ...

When Lisa is asked a question and the answer is not the whole truth is it a lie? She would argue you didn't ask the right question. Who's really accountable at that moment? Who decided only one hand was going to do all the work? Snowmageddon is real and killing Sam's spirit. Kombucha good for you or weird that it has a billion somethings in it? Murder mystery or true crime? How often should you wash your jeans? Is the phrase 'you look good for your age' rude or a compliment? What does the thumbs...

Lisa and Sam freely admit to being in their menopausal years or as Lisa calls them the pee pad years. They get it, dribbles are going to happen but do the underwear for this have to look like the 80's maxi pad? So ugly! Have you ever wondered if makeup gets bored? Can the fake fan make it through baseball season? Will Sam ever set up her new TV and is it possible for people to be allergic to each other? Why do we have fruit that looks the same like the banana and a plantain? Does seeing punctuat...

Sam is calling a spade a spade! She informs Lisa she is egotistical which has Lisa responding 'you jerk'. Egotistical might have been harsh but self-centred lands well! The GenX game hangman lands differently in 2024. Tim's cream cheese to bagel ratio good or bad? When did breakfast become the most expensive meal when eating out? Will the fake fan take on not two but four fantasy baseball leagues? Do we need to complicate a grilled cheese sandwich and would you want someone to headbutt your blad...

When you fail the I am not a robot picture test and it makes you feel stupid, all you think is hey dumb dumb try another one! Have you ever tried on an imaginary dick? Valentine's day yay or nay? Should a Vday gift stress you out? Can you guess who applied to be Canada's pancake tester? Are we all Taylor and Travis'd out? Are you a rule breaker or follower? Do tits really go up and should the fake fan commit to watching baseball? Who's in for another weird season of Whitney and Zack Rolof. The H...

Big baby Lisa was a big whiny mess as she shared her sickness. Her rational was prior to Covid nobody cared about a cold. She's lucky it ain't covid! The weather doesn't know which way it's going but Paris Hilton is convinced she is going to save Pop music. Huh? What's up with all the carry on luggage? Are we done complaining about TSwift and the NFL? How much does Lisa love the McRib, enough to write a jingle for it! The Grammys yay or nay? What is up with the obsession over the Stanley cup? If...

Did you know that Nancy is the new Karen for the over 55+ crowd? Lisa and Sam got a ‘I got this Nancy’ when they reacted to a car narrowly missing their rental car. Initially too shocked to return a snarky reply, those snappy comebacks came flying after the fact! Do you make friends at the airport and should yoga be done waiting for your meds? Are you a yoga pants and running shoe traveler? Do you still own a dress coat and dress watch? What's it like being a goldfish? Will Barbie get her due an...

Lisa wonders when she stopped liking burgers. She wants to go back to burgers but it's a bun issue and really, it's just a burger. Who knew a person could be judgemental about burgers! Do you creep other people's email? Can the presence of a woman alter the outcome of a sports game? Do DIY shows give people false hope about their skills? Can anything be trusted? Are you smart or are you wise? Boy bands yay or nay? Ever wonder how you get prostate emails when you aren't a male? Did you use to eat...

Can a sweatshirt transform your life? Would you wear it without a bra and buy it two sizes too big? If you said yes, you too need Lisa's Lazy sweatshirt. Would you split your winnings with your longtime BFF? Do you ever wonder if people stand on toilets to pee? How many selfies does it take to get a good one? What's up with foot fetishes and what would yoga room spray smell like? Do only Moms wear Mom jeans and could the world live without pickles? When do you brush your teeth? Does facetime now...

Mother Nature has launched her assault and all we can say is winter sucks! We now have a hella of alot of snow and it's f**king freezing! It is just the meanest joke ever played! Does deodorant have an expiration date and is cereal soup? What song lives rent free in your head? Are comedians the best choice to host awards shows? Will taking deep breaths get you through 2024? Anyone else think Gypsy Rose is a bit unstable? Have we hit our ' I hate everything' years? Who decided cold water should b...

Let's polar plunge baby! It will be fun, she says, it will be quick, she says! It's a hell no from Sam because Lisa has zero follow thru and would leave her hanging! Do you like your bananas limp or hard? Are 80's bands making a comeback and do you have a guilty pleasure TV show? Can a month of junk food kill you and how long can a hot flash last? Does the color brown spark joy and is their medi clinic protocol? Sam's trust issues run deep especially when it comes to her credit card. Right Lisa?...

Do you worry about becoming a sloth? The ladies think each other could be a good sloth. People like sloths, they take care of them and cater to them. Perfect lifestyle change for Lisa! Does resisting a new fancy Apple watch show personal growth and should there be a Christmas do-over when the snow finally arrives? Lisa's curiosity has gotten her unwanted attention and what comes after Hallmark holiday movies? Which is better: the King's Christmas message or the Queen's Christmas message? Should ...

There is a new addition to the Boom Baby franchise, it's a backyard skating rink and boozy cocoa stand! Booze and skates what could go wrong! Does your chapstick, chapstick and who knew we needed a tampon song. Can Lisa stick to her resolutions this year and still celebrate the dutchie coming back to Tim's? Is a Dollar Store better or worse than Walmart or Superstore? Would you make a good juror? What are your top three favourite ISMH episodes of 2023? Are they the same as Lisa and Sam's? Are yo...

Lisa claims Sam is copying her look, the subtle side bang. Its hard to see that side bang as it's a bit more nonexistent rather than subtle. #subtle side bang The weather is more spring than winter and its wrecking Christmas traditions. Yikes! Is a mocha coffee the ugly baby of hot chocolate and coffee? Should candles look like real desserts and is anyone up for one man pickleball? Can you shame a cookie based on nothing? Is Hidden Valley Ranch-candy cane flavoured salad dressing real and if it ...

In the hierarchy of hoarding, where does a reusable bag hoarder land? Sam thinks those who hoarded plastic bags have now become a reusable hoarder. It's a vicious cycle we can’t escape! See ya Mariah there is a new gal in town, right Peggy! Will Lisa find the McRib in Toronto and are ugly Christmas sweaters still trendy? Will Sheila save Christmas baking and has Lisa mastered the cake mix? Will McDonald’s screw up the Big Mac refresh and why do ashtrays bring back fond memories? Dear After Eight...

Lisa asks, 'do you think we could work together in Santa's workshop'? Sam's response is no because she would end up doing all the work! This leads both to declare 'no I'm the boss'! However, Sam does have a solution; work in different areas of Santa's workshop. Perfect! Lisa is concerned about Sam's sheepdog bangs and has figured out why she is always late. Are you time blind? Should the airlines charge flyers for carry-on luggage and what's up with the sugar shortage? Do you fondue and can ever...

Lisa wonders if there is any plausible response to a message that ends with 'thanks for understanding'. What if you don't understand but realise thats code for don't ya dare reply back! WTF Sam is concerned that donuts are going to drive Lisa to boyc...

Lisa has her judgement pants on as she declares Sam is obsessed with finding decorations for her Christmas tree. Does your tree need a tree? Yes, yes it does Lisa if it makes Sam happy! Do you remember the Christmas oranges of your youth, what happen...

Lisa thinks they need to start working on the 'pod' part of their friendship. Sam disagrees! To start that process Lisa wants to give Sam the gift of friendship which is a t-shirt with her face on it! Ummmm, no! Have you talked to bananas recently an...

Do we know if a pig is happy in shit? The phrase 'happy as a pig in shit' seems to suggest they are but Lisa is not convinced they are. If shit does make them that happy, is there something to it? Does your mood affect your walking speed and are you ...