Episodes

Sept. 4, 2020

Am I Glamorous?

It's officially September and sweater weather but there is no need to turn on the heat Michael Gibson! That red dot on their thermostat is the bane of Lisa's existence. Lisa rants on the color of Jon Bon Jovi's hair. Apparently grey is not his color!...
Am I Glamorous?
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Am I Glamorous?
Aug. 28, 2020

The Pampered Penguin

You know it's going to be a wild episode when we break into song,  one minute in. With the dog days of summer coming to an end that means Sam can go to bed sooner, those are the rules! We speak fondly about Domino's pizza because it tastes like the p...
The Pampered Penguin
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The Pampered Penguin
Aug. 21, 2020

Gardener You Ain’t!

When did the earth become hell?  This is how Lisa starts off the podcast so you know it's gonna be a good one!! We aren't in Betty as John points out and that starts a fun game of let's air our dirty laundry!  We think it's too hot here in Toon town ...
Gardener You Ain’t!
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Gardener You Ain’t!
Aug. 14, 2020

You Aren’t The Winner!

What do weird voices, Domino's pizza and magical mushrooms add up to, recording day! Yup, we are eating pizza and talking about alternative pizza toppings involving magic mushrooms and marijuana! Lisa says she's never done drugs and Sam pleads the fi...
You Aren’t The Winner!
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You Aren’t The Winner!
Aug. 7, 2020

Five Days Too Many!

Listener alert! We are at the lake and had to go old school and recorded it directly to podbean. We are on day 4 of 5 days too many with each other and the cracks are beginning to show! It's been hot and sunny at the lake and we might be a bit fried ...
Five Days Too Many!
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Five Days Too Many!
July 31, 2020

Just 1 Not 2

*Disclaimer** Our audio sounds a bit off due to some recording issues but we hope that doesn't deter you from listening to it.** Friends of the podcast this is such a great episode...I mean every episode is good right, but we are excited to bring to ...
Just 1 Not 2
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Just 1 Not 2
July 24, 2020

You’d Be Annoying!

We were really looking forward to singing but John spoiled it by feeling better! It's probably for the best because Lisa is always off key! Lisa quickly admits to being a cookie monster. It's a cookie for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Her husband has ...
You’d Be Annoying!
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You’d Be Annoying!
July 17, 2020

Secrets Second Cousin?

We needed space so we decided to record apart again....is that a secret or a lie? You won't find out unless you listen to the podcast. Sa. confesses that she needed a vacation from her vacation and Lisa finally admits she burnt her feet because she c...
Secrets Second Cousin?
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Secrets Second Cousin?
July 10, 2020

A Six Hour Tour?

We needed a car break from each other after a three hour trip turned into a six hour trip there and back! Sam reveals that she cooked all weekend and Lisa tries to convince her that it was to help her shine. Ya right!! Sam outs Lisa because she broke...
A Six Hour Tour?
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A Six Hour Tour?
July 3, 2020

All You Need Is....

Friends of the podcast it's a different start to the podcast as John pulls one over on us and it’s hilarious! We start off chatting about my eventful Sunday and how different grad is in Saskatchewan compared to Ontario. This got us talking about ou...
All You Need Is....
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All You Need Is....
June 26, 2020

She’s No Angel!

It's us again! Lisa feels a fight coming on due to unsettled weather! Sam shares her new drink of the summer, the Orange Julius Sparkler. Sam is the only one excited about it apparently. Lisa has to bring up my narly COVID toes! We don't agree on muc...
She’s No Angel!
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She’s No Angel!
June 19, 2020

Not Everyone Loves You!

Why do we use the phrase 'hump day' to describe Wednesday? Lisa isn't a fan of the word and doesn't really like the phrase 'dry hump' either. She doesn't care to know what it means but hey if you know it, share it!  We start to argue about wearing SP...
Not Everyone Loves You!
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Not Everyone Loves You!
June 12, 2020

Hey Soul Sista!

We are back recording in Betty and it feels...awkward, hostile, like we were getting along better apart? Nahhh!! It's back to the good ole days of bickering back and forth! Ahh..it feels so right! Lisa has already put in a full week of activities and...
Hey Soul Sista!
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Hey Soul Sista!
June 5, 2020

We Are Losers!

Yes, it happened Lisa made it to her hair appointment!! She is soooo pretty but can she actually do her new hair. Lisa asks how Sam is doing and to be honest, she misses Wendy Williams so she's watching her reruns. We speak about George Floyd and wha...
We Are Losers!
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We Are Losers!
May 29, 2020

Jann Arden Stops By!

It's a big week for Lisa and Sam because Jann said yes!! Sam is so excited and starts singing but not to be outdone Lisa has to put her stamp on it! She did make Sam wear a ball cap so we could both look odd. Please God it's me Sam can you please mak...
Jann Arden Stops By!
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Jann Arden Stops By!
May 22, 2020

Let Me, Help You!

It might be a blustery, rainy night outside but Lisa and Sam are ready to give it our all!! Lisa gives an update on her underarm hair, Nair to the rescue! She gets a rude awakening from a fire alarm and is only concerned about not peeing her pants! O...
Let Me, Help You!
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Let Me, Help You!
May 15, 2020

Tomato Is The New Watermelon

We  already feel like we have been talking forever and we have only just begun! Lisa feels like she got spanked, I know I got schooled, then add a #heybabe to round it out! Lisa was left to her own devices and surprisingly remained intact after drivi...
Tomato Is The New Watermelon
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Tomato Is The New Watermelon
May 13, 2020

Duck and Swerve!

What a way to end a Monday! Lisa is trying on a new opening phrase, I don't think 'hey bitches' is the way to go. I do however like her suggestion of the background being a Honda Civic. She isn't blue like Betty but the new Black Betty will do just f...
Duck and Swerve!
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Duck and Swerve!
May 8, 2020

Who Eats Bubblegum?!

We are just two women on a mission to make the most out of a pandemic situation. So we gather our resources and get to laughing! Lisa was granted furlough and got to go outside before the weekend which got me thinking did she sneak a chocolate bar ag...
Who Eats Bubblegum?!
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Who Eats Bubblegum?!
May 5, 2020

Lisa Is Feisty Tonight!

Well friends of the podcast if you didn’t catch us live on Facebook here are some of the highlights of that conversation! You don’t want to miss this one Lisa is feisty!!Murdering hornets are coming to destroy us or so Lisa thinks and she wants none ...
Lisa Is Feisty Tonight!
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Lisa Is Feisty Tonight!
May 1, 2020

Boom Baby BBQ?

Well, Lisa isn't happy because it's too warm and Sam confesses to killing her plant. Let's be honest it didn't stand a chance! With warmer weather comes BBQ season and Lisa has already got one under her belt. Sam wonders if barbecuing is more of the...
Boom Baby BBQ?
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Boom Baby BBQ?
April 28, 2020

Woe Is Me!!

It is another Monday in quarantine so why not do a Facebook live! Yes, we wrangled John in to helping us again! You know Lisa's hair woes are getting serious when she starts buying root touch up on her weekly car ride! She starts talking about cuttin...
Woe Is Me!!
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Woe Is Me!!
April 24, 2020

Fun Times Ahead!

They're back, back again...yes friends of the podcast it's our regularly scheduled Friday podcast. It's a special one because its our 3rd Podiversary!! Lisa pays homage to the Queen as she celebrates her 94th birthday! As we talk all things royal I ...
Fun Times Ahead!
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Fun Times Ahead!
April 21, 2020

Long Hair Don’t Care!

What to do on a Monday in quarantine? Go on live on Facebook with Lisa and John! Lisa informs us that it has now been two months since her last haircut and oh the tale of woe it is and I'm just ad libbing through life right now! John shares with us w...
Long Hair Don’t Care!
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Long Hair Don’t Care!