When Sex And Ice Cream Collide

 

Lisa [00:00:06]:
Are there certain things in your life, Samantha, that you know without a shadow of a doubt are gonna bring you joy? Total joy.

Samantha [00:00:12]:
Potato chips always bring me joy. Always, always, always bring me joy.

Lisa [00:00:18]:
So for me, it's things like ice cream brings me joy. A good McRib brings me joy. But, you know, it doesn't bring me joy. And I'm over it. Pigeons, things, they don't bring me joy. I don't care about pigeons anymore. No joy.

Samantha [00:00:31]:
What?

Lisa [00:00:33]:
Why no joy with pigeons? Remember how I loved pigeons? And now I hate pigeons.

Samantha [00:00:37]:
What did they do?

Lisa [00:00:38]:
They're disappointing. Because you know what? That pigeon mom, she's got one job to do when she's part of my life, and that's to make a pigeon baby. Not just to make the egg, but to make the baby. And what happens? I check on the egg. I do my part. Check on the egg. Gave her a nice ledge. Cared about her, right? Looked at her through the window.

Lisa [00:00:55]:
Didn't knock on the window so she'd fly away scared. Left her alone, doing my part. What does she do? She doesn't have the baby. Baby's gone, pigeon's gone. Just one day, poof, gone. They were there, now they're gone. Disappointing.

Samantha [00:01:07]:
Maybe she felt you were neglectful.

Lisa [00:01:09]:
No, I wasn't. It just had nothing to do with me. She's a bad pigeon mom. She did not complete her task. Right. Her task was to have the baby.

Samantha [00:01:16]:
Yes, she did.

Lisa [00:01:17]:
No, she didn't.

Samantha [00:01:18]:
Well, maybe she had the baby.

Lisa [00:01:20]:
No, because Monday, she is on the baby. No baby, just on the egg. Tuesday, egg's gone, pigeon's gone. She didn't have the baby because they don't. I Googled it. They move. They don't move the baby right away. They keep the baby there.

Lisa [00:01:33]:
So she didn't have the baby. Somebody came and took the baby.

Samantha [00:01:35]:
So somebody ate the baby? Is that what you're saying?

Lisa [00:01:37]:
That's what they do. The magpies, they say, eat the babies. Why did we invent magpies? The magpies came and took the pigeon baby, which meant that the pigeon mom didn't get to do her job. She did not do her job. There's no pigeon babies in my life. That's. That's the third time. Three strikes and you're out, pigeons.

Lisa [00:01:54]:
Three strikes and you're out.

Samantha [00:01:56]:
So are you just mad that you're no longer a pigeon mom, or are you just mad because there's no baby?

Lisa [00:02:01]:
I'm mad at everything. I'm mad because I'm not going to be a pigeon mom. And I was pretty excited about being a pigeon mom. I'm mad because she didn't do her job and, like, make. Keep her baby safe. Imagine if she was a human. Didn't keep her baby safe. Somebody came and ate her baby in real life, she'd be in so much trouble.

Lisa [00:02:15]:
She'd be in jail. She would be in jail. If that happened in real life, there'd be consequences. Not this. She just. She just doesn't have her baby.

Samantha [00:02:25]:
It's a pigeon. Hey. And it's nature, right?

Lisa [00:02:29]:
No, here's the thing, right? She didn't have her baby. She just flied off and off and didn't care about her baby. Somebody came and took her baby. So I'm disappointed. I have a right to be disappointed. This is the third year in the row we've almost had pigeon babies. And those pigeon mums, they're. They're deadbeat.

Lisa [00:02:44]:
They're horrible mums.

Samantha [00:02:45]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:02:47]:
They're horrible moms. That's why people hate them. They're bad. I can say that. I've witnessed it firsthand. I lived it. I experienced it for the third time. Hopes all up just to be dashed.

Samantha [00:02:59]:
Calm down. Bring it down a notch. Because it's a pigeon. Who didn't know that you were looking forward to a baby.

Lisa [00:03:06]:
I know. You know why? Because I was giving her space so she could have her baby. I wasn't knocking, making her fly away all scared. I was letting her be peaceful, thinking that's what new moms probably need. Be peaceful. So you can have your little egg. No. I should have known when there was just one egg.

Lisa [00:03:21]:
It seemed suspicious that there was just one egg. But I thought maybe this is like the calling of the pigeon. Ah, one egg for one pigeon. No. And I haven't seen that deadbeat dad. Haven't seen him. Just. Well, and again, now she's missing, too.

Lisa [00:03:34]:
It's. The family's gone. They're gone. They're gone. And I'm disappointed.

Samantha [00:03:38]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:03:39]:
I had to tell all my co workers the sad news.

Samantha [00:03:43]:
Okay, but how long are you going to talk about a pigeon baby? How long are you going to do that?

Lisa [00:03:47]:
Well, the nest is just there as a reminder, so I see it all the time. I'm kind of grieving, actually. Right.

Samantha [00:03:57]:
No, you're not.

Lisa [00:03:58]:
Yes, I kind of am.

Samantha [00:04:00]:
Not a weirdo.

Lisa [00:04:02]:
Right? I was there.

Samantha [00:04:04]:
You just get oddly attached to things.

Lisa [00:04:06]:
Because I'm a caring human being.

Samantha [00:04:08]:
No, you're not. You're a little obsessed. You get obsessive, like, that's that's not caring.

Lisa [00:04:12]:
Listen, it's super caring. For the third time in a row. I have no caring left for pigeons. I don't care about them. They can come and have 10 babies. Guess who doesn't care? This girl, actually. I'll go find the magpie and say lunch, Dinner served right there in the nest.

Samantha [00:04:25]:
Oh, that's just mean and spiteful.

Lisa [00:04:28]:
That's how I feel. That's how I feel, okay? And if I'm offending the nature people, I'm sorry.

Samantha [00:04:34]:
We're gonna switch over now, and we're gonna back away from your negativity about pigeons. We're gonna let it go, right?

Lisa [00:04:42]:
We need to find the humor. Okay, fine. I thought I had until I knew I had to break this news.

Samantha [00:04:47]:
All right, guys, welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam. God forbid.

Lisa [00:04:53]:
Hello, friends of the podcast. Lucky you. Lucky you.

Samantha [00:04:59]:
Hello, everyone. Yes, lucky you.

Lisa [00:05:02]:
We might as well just pass up. We're recording on a Wednesday again and we're having issues.

Samantha [00:05:07]:
Yeah, because Lisa can't wait for me to talk.

Lisa [00:05:09]:
I can't because you're. It's taking too long.

Samantha [00:05:13]:
So. Yeah, okay, so calm your. Calm your kids.

Lisa [00:05:16]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:05:16]:
Calm your tits, please.

Lisa [00:05:18]:
I hate that face.

Samantha [00:05:19]:
Let me say what I need to say. Okay? Let me say what I need to.

Lisa [00:05:23]:
Just use your words, Samantha.

Samantha [00:05:24]:
I'm trying. And you're talking.

Lisa [00:05:27]:
Get them out there, then.

Samantha [00:05:30]:
So you're here, and God bless you for being here because we appreciate you. Now, if you're here, I'm going to ask you to kindly download, subscribe, and share with friends and leave a review if you want to. Lisa's very needy. She needs your feedback. We obviously would appreciate that. I, too, would appreciate it. I love it when we hear from you guys. So please do that.

Samantha [00:05:51]:
And don't forget to stay tuned for tickets to our live event in Collingwood, Ontario, on Aug. 16. Put that on your calendar. We'll talk more about it. Come sort of the beginning of June. So just so you know. But here, let me give it back to Lisa, because she has this look on her face where she's like, just stop talking, Samantha. I haven't talked for a minute.

Samantha [00:06:08]:
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

Lisa [00:06:10]:
Listen, I can't help that. I'm a talker. I'm a talker, and when there's silence, it makes me uncomfortable. You know that by now, do you not?

Samantha [00:06:17]:
Yes, I do, Lisa.

Lisa [00:06:18]:
Right? This is what I need. I have to clear something up. I was accused last week when we were talking about The Smoky Maple McMuffin, I was accused by two friends of the podcast, who we love dearly, of saying that it was better than the McRib. And I need to clarify. I've listened and listened and listened, and I do not say that the mc. That this. That The Maple Smoky McMuffin is better than the McRib, because nothing's better than the McRib. The McRib is the elite of the elite.

Lisa [00:06:46]:
It's really, really good, though. It's super duper good. It's number two. It's number two. McRib. Smoky Maple McMuffin. Don't get confused, guys. If I.

Lisa [00:06:57]:
If I. If I've led people astray, I apologize, because guess what? I am true and tried. Love the McRib. Never turning my back on that guy. That guy doesn't disappoint me. Except for when he doesn't come to Canada.

Samantha [00:07:09]:
I don't know. That recording is now out there. To the ether and beyond. And it did. You did say McRib.

Lisa [00:07:17]:
I feel. I was saying McGriddle, and we were having issues, and I got cut off. I think. I think you cut me off then, right?

Samantha [00:07:27]:
No, I don't think I. I think.

Lisa [00:07:28]:
It was a technical difficulty. That's what I'm going to chalk it up to. Saman.

Samantha [00:07:31]:
That. Oh, people caught up on. They caught that. They were like.

Lisa [00:07:36]:
Right, right. 129. 129. I love that we're. That. I love that our people are that invested in the show. That's pretty awesome.

Samantha [00:07:46]:
Well, they're that invested in all the things that you love to eat.

Lisa [00:07:50]:
Well, I mean. Hi. If they're. If they're still listening, they listen to, like, 450 episodes of Me and the things I love to eat, so that was just one of them. And I'm. But it does not. It does not take over the mica rib, just so people know. It does not.

Samantha [00:08:05]:
Yeah. Thanks for the clarification.

Lisa [00:08:07]:
I felt it was needed. Right. I. I felt that there was some gray area surrounding it and we needed to get to it. That's what I felt.

Samantha [00:08:14]:
Mm. Okay. Well, I do need to discuss something that you're not gonna find very exciting, and I just feel I need to tell the friends of the podcast that this is who you are.

Lisa [00:08:26]:
Really?

Samantha [00:08:28]:
Her friends? Me and the hhg. The only two people who like you, besides your work friends. The only two people who care about your health.

Lisa [00:08:38]:
Right.

Samantha [00:08:39]:
We told you, take care of the weird thing happening on your boob and she didn't listen to us. She didn't. One. She popped it. And Michelle almost had a cow. So did I. Then we told you how to take care of it. Then we told you, go to a doctor.

Samantha [00:08:54]:
And then we told her, it's getting worse because she kept. I don't know, guys. She loves to share. She kept sending pictures of her boob. And you know what? Now her boob is rotting. Now her boob is rotting. Her boob is rotting.

Lisa [00:09:09]:
It's not rotting. It's not rotting. And when you say. And please, before people jump on this before, don't say I shared pictures of my boob because I didn't share pictures of my boob. I shared pictures of the wound. And. And I cropped out anything that made it look like a boob. It was just flesh, Right? And I always warned you, here comes my boob.

Lisa [00:09:27]:
Right?

Samantha [00:09:30]:
So lovely, right?

Lisa [00:09:32]:
Oh, God. I didn't know that a water blister protects. I didn't know that.

Samantha [00:09:36]:
Yes. How do you not know that? How do you not know that?

Lisa [00:09:40]:
How would I know? I'm not a doctor. I've never taken that in school.

Samantha [00:09:42]:
I'm not a doctor and I knew that.

Lisa [00:09:45]:
How do you know that?

Samantha [00:09:45]:
Did your parents forget to tell you things?

Lisa [00:09:47]:
It's possible. I did not know that. I saw it and I thought, I don't want to have this just blow up someplace when I'm out in public. I'll just pop it. Apparently that caused the problem because I popped the water blisters that were the size of, like, toonies and now I have a rotting boob. It's not good, guys. It's not good. It's red.

Samantha [00:10:06]:
She does.

Lisa [00:10:06]:
It's ugly.

Samantha [00:10:07]:
Nope.

Lisa [00:10:08]:
It'll never be the same. It's ang. Oh, it's mad. It's mad. It's mad, right?

Samantha [00:10:16]:
And she's waited till tomorrow to fix it, right?

Lisa [00:10:19]:
So. So it's been two weeks. This was the problem. It's hard to convince the walk in doctor when they say, how did it happen? And I say, odd story. It burnt through my T shirt, my tank top, and my bra. And he's like, that's highly unlikely. I agree. It is highly unlikely.

Lisa [00:10:34]:
But it happened. You. It happened, right?

Samantha [00:10:39]:
Oh, my God. I don't know how else you got that.

Lisa [00:10:42]:
That's what he said. He goes. He goes, was it there before? No, there was nothing there. I said. All I remember saying was, oh, my chest feels like it's getting hot. Because it was. Because it was on fire. The rest of me didn't get a water blister.

Lisa [00:10:54]:
Nothing. The exposed parts of me, Nothing. The covered up part. Oh, look at us. We're gonna blister. How am I supposed to know? Okay, hi, friends of the podcast. What would you do? And it's not rotting. That's just what Sam's saying.

Lisa [00:11:05]:
It's not rotting. There's no smell. When you say rotting, it sounds like it's a corpse. And there's a smell. And I don't appreciate that. There's no smell. I keep it very clean. Thank you.

Lisa [00:11:15]:
And again, why am I having to defend my hygiene? Right? You always take it back to hygiene for some reason.

Samantha [00:11:24]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:11:25]:
Yes, you do. Right. Are you sure you washed your hands?

Samantha [00:11:28]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:11:29]:
Yes, you do.

Samantha [00:11:31]:
Well, that's an honest question.

Lisa [00:11:33]:
All right. Okay. I think enough about my boob. Right? I'll keep you posted. It should be better soon. Oh, my goodness. But I haven't. I shake my head, Samantha.

Lisa [00:11:40]:
I'm shaking my head this week at the warm weather and the wind that accompanies it. So the temperature says it's going to be 25. And you're like, oh, beautiful. The wind, it comes in and says, but it's going to feel like 10. So it's hot, sun, cold outside. And what are you doing? You're not sitting on a patio because it's too cold and it's too windy. I shake my head.

Samantha [00:12:04]:
I agree.

Lisa [00:12:05]:
Right? Like, it doesn't make sense. Like, can we just. Mother Nature? Like, get your shit together. Right? Either it's windy or it's hot. Pick one. Pick one. Because wind causes a lot of damage.

Samantha [00:12:15]:
It does. And the wind is bringing the smoke.

Lisa [00:12:18]:
It's bringing the smoke because we have.

Samantha [00:12:20]:
Forest fires already, right?

Lisa [00:12:22]:
It's funny because in Saskatchewan, we got 75ft of snow this winter, and it didn't make a difference. How is that possible? How can we have had 75ft of snow and. And it be, as my husband would say, drier than a popcorn fart? My mom used to say that phrase, too. They're very alike that way. They're phrasing. Right. But it's true, right? It's so dry, and we've had no. We've had no rain, just wind.

Lisa [00:12:50]:
You shake my head. I shake my head, Mother Nature.

Samantha [00:12:53]:
Well, I haven't. I shake my head, too. I gots to one this week. I shake my head. That even our music tastes are total opposites of each other. We discovered that last week because we were. We're making a bare Bones tour, Spotify playlist, and we had to decide what songs that we still wanted to keep on this playlist because it was getting long. And she's like, no.

Samantha [00:13:21]:
And I'm like, yes, we have to keep that. No, we don't have to keep that. And I'm like, I'm not keeping. If you have to keep Anne Murray, I'm keeping another. What? Like I, I. You didn't like any of this stuff?

Lisa [00:13:31]:
No, I don't like any of. I don't like any of it. We agree on 80s music. That's it.

Samantha [00:13:35]:
Oh, we had to bargain. I had to bargain for the Go Go one that I. Yeah, you did.

Lisa [00:13:39]:
Right. And. And we took away Beyonce, right?

Samantha [00:13:43]:
Yes. Because you don't like her and I don't like. But that again, just showed me how opposite we are. We like Eminem. Thank God.

Lisa [00:13:51]:
Thank God, thank God. But that's about it.

Samantha [00:13:54]:
And for some reason you like. You like one song of, of Jennifer Lopez.

Lisa [00:13:59]:
I do, right? I don't like any of your Pitbull.

Samantha [00:14:02]:
I love Pitbull. But Michelle will agree with me on that one.

Lisa [00:14:04]:
I know, but I don't love. And you'll put up with abba.

Samantha [00:14:08]:
I'll put up with Ann Murray.

Lisa [00:14:10]:
No, it doesn't really seem like you want to put up with Ann Murray. And here's the thing, right? In case you don't know, okay, we're doing a Canadian show. We're Canadians. She's the ultimate Canadian without Anne Murray. Do I need to go through this again? There's no Jan Arden. There's no Shania Twain. There's no Celine Dion. There's no nothing without Anne Marie Laid the groundwork.

Lisa [00:14:30]:
It's her footprint.

Samantha [00:14:32]:
Uh huh. Yeah, okay, that's fine. However, you said you wanted a peppy playlist and Ann Murray. You picked Snowbirds, for Christ's sake.

Lisa [00:14:41]:
That's my favorite Anne Murray song.

Samantha [00:14:43]:
It is so slow.

Lisa [00:14:45]:
They're all slow. She's. She's a, she's a crooner. So they're all a little bit slow, but they're beautiful and they're wonderful. Okay, we will never agree. You know what? Here's the thing, friends of the podcast is it that we don't agree most times, but sometimes she's a bit of a bully too.

Samantha [00:15:02]:
I am not.

Lisa [00:15:04]:
Yes, you are. Because you're like. When I'm like, you don't need two pit bulls and you're like, I'm keeping them both. Imagine if I asked for two Anne Murray's. So let's Just say we have a decent list right now. We don't know if it's the A list, but it's decent.

Samantha [00:15:17]:
It's decent.

Lisa [00:15:20]:
Smith. It'll be the game that the audience plays. Right? Whose song is this? We can give them all a little paddle. Sam and Lisa. Whoever gets the most answers, right. Gets no prize. Because it's a bare bones tour.

Samantha [00:15:29]:
It's a bare bones tour.

Lisa [00:15:30]:
Right. But we could be interact. We could be interactive like that.

Samantha [00:15:33]:
Yes, we could. But we're going to move along now because I need to know how you feeling about the new pope, Lisa?

Lisa [00:15:40]:
Oh, my God. Pope Bobby from Chicago. He loves a deep dish pizza. He loves baseball. He wears a watch. Here's the thing, right? I'm all in for Pope Bobby from Chicago. Pope Leo, not quite sure. Seems a little weird, but Pope Bobby, I think, why not just keep Bobby? Start a new trend, dear.

Lisa [00:16:02]:
The Pope. Start a new trend, Right? Why can't popes keep their own names? Because you know what? There's never going to be new great people if they don't ever get to keep their names. Like, what if Bobby is better than Leo?

Samantha [00:16:12]:
But Bobby is Leo.

Lisa [00:16:14]:
But Leo was somebody else first. Bobby's just Bobby. It's just Bobby from the south side, Chicago.

Samantha [00:16:19]:
But Leo is just a name. He's not changing his personality.

Lisa [00:16:24]:
He takes on the name because he wants to emulate that Pope. Why don't you keep Pope Bobby and just make your own Pope? Forge your own way in the Popedom, Right?

Samantha [00:16:38]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:16:38]:
That's what I think. Just make your own way. Make your own way, Bobby. You got this. They picked you. You don't need to change your name in the Pope, Dom. Right? Right. Because he's part of the Popedom now.

Lisa [00:16:49]:
Right. And he's causing a stir because he's like, forget it. I'm not living a life of poverty. I want the fancy palace. It needs some renos. Bobby's getting renovations. Yep, he's getting renovations. He's got.

Lisa [00:17:03]:
He's gonna be living in. He's living in the palace. He's living in the palace. The 10 room palace or the 10 room suite in the palace. Good for him. Right? He's not having takeout. He's eating like a king and a queen. Because he'd a Pope.

Samantha [00:17:16]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:17:17]:
You know what my question really is with this whole Pope stuff is people pick him because he's Pope Bobby and he's the best guy and everybody loves him. Right. But okay, you got God and then you got Jesus and then you got Pope Bobby. Right. But before Pope Bobby, there were all these other people that God said, oh, you're just as good. You're. You're just as good. And now I feel like God's saying everybody can be Pope now for sure, or else there would just only ever be one pope.

Lisa [00:17:41]:
There's nobody better than this Pope ever in history. There was one. Like, like, it's not like, okay, so you're the next God. No, one God, one Jesus, but a million different popes. 22 popes.

Samantha [00:17:53]:
Well, because popes die.

Lisa [00:17:54]:
I know, but I'm just saying, how does God decide that this is actually the better Pope? We're gonna go with Bobby. Guys, put the X there.

Samantha [00:18:02]:
Did you watch the movie Conclave?

Lisa [00:18:03]:
No, not yet.

Samantha [00:18:04]:
God doesn't vote for the Pope. God does not vote for the Pope. It's all the cardinals that vote for the Pope.

Lisa [00:18:09]:
I know.

Samantha [00:18:10]:
So God has nothing to do with it.

Lisa [00:18:12]:
I know. But here's the thing, right? God is giving them guidance and that guidance is steering them towards Bobby. I think that there's other people.

Samantha [00:18:20]:
I'm just going to say it again. Humans die. And there always has to be a Catholic Pope. So there will always be a Pope.

Lisa [00:18:26]:
So God's kind of wishy washy.

Samantha [00:18:28]:
No, he's not.

Lisa [00:18:29]:
Yes. Right. This one's not as. This one's dying. Let's see if Bobby can do better. Oh, because that's. Bobby's being compared to all the Popes before him, so he doesn't even get a fair shot. He's not just Bobby, he's Leo xiii or the 14th or whatever number he is.

Lisa [00:18:44]:
Who knows? Right. I'm just saying that's how I feel. I'm excited, but I feel that there's some holes we can poke. Sorry. Catholics, of course.

Samantha [00:18:58]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:18:59]:
That's what I'm saying, Samantha. Okay. You know how sometimes we're just kind of observational people, me and you? Right. It's what we do. We just observe the world around us. We are out and we are observing. And what did I say to you? I never want to be the couple who sit side by side because there's people. And if I'm offending, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to, but I get that it's going to come across that way, but there's people, when they go out to eat, they sit side by side and that's an awkward conversation.

Lisa [00:19:34]:
Like, hi, how's your neck at the end of that? Like, ouch, I got a crick in my neck. I don't ever want to be that person? Are you that person?

Samantha [00:19:39]:
Well, maybe they don't want to stare at each other and eat.

Lisa [00:19:42]:
So what, you just, just shovel and have no conversation, head down, task at hand? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. It was just an observation. It just seems odd. Like, I get if you're 85.

Samantha [00:19:55]:
Okay, maybe they can't hear each other and that's why they sit next door to each other.

Lisa [00:19:59]:
I don't know. Sometimes I can't hear you. Should we sit side by side?

Samantha [00:20:02]:
No, no. We should never do that.

Lisa [00:20:04]:
Never. We should never, nor would we ever, ever, ever, ever. No. No. Right. Because it's weird.

Samantha [00:20:14]:
We don't ever have to do that, actually.

Lisa [00:20:15]:
No, we don't. Ever. And I'm never going to sit side by side at a restaurant with my husband.

Samantha [00:20:19]:
I think it's old people thing. It could be a boomer thing. It could be like a generation before us thing. Who knows?

Lisa [00:20:25]:
Maybe let's just chalk it up to that. Because although yet it's young people that, that I'm commenting on that I saw. It's like. Or maybe it's I'm we're in love thing.

Samantha [00:20:34]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:20:35]:
I think that's what it is. They're in love. So we sit and. Right.

Samantha [00:20:41]:
Are you mocking them?

Lisa [00:20:42]:
I guess I might be.

Samantha [00:20:43]:
I think you're mocking them.

Lisa [00:20:45]:
Can't you be in love from across the table?

Samantha [00:20:47]:
Rude.

Lisa [00:20:47]:
Why is that rude? Why is that rude?

Samantha [00:20:52]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:20:54]:
I don't think it's rude. I think just. I think like love. Love from the aisle. Love across, not side by side. Okay. I don't know. That's just my take.

Lisa [00:21:03]:
Right? I didn't think you would be anti that. I thought you'd be all for that.

Samantha [00:21:08]:
I'm not anti it, but just you're offending probably a lot of people right now. So.

Lisa [00:21:14]:
I don't mean to offend people. I'm just saying it how I feel. Right.

Samantha [00:21:20]:
Okay. Okay.

Lisa [00:21:22]:
Thicker skin, people. Thicker skin.

Samantha [00:21:24]:
So, Lisa, I need to ask you. Do you think vanilla ice cream is the missionary position of the ice cream world?

Lisa [00:21:32]:
Oh, are you serious?

Samantha [00:21:34]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:21:34]:
You really think that?

Samantha [00:21:36]:
Well, no. Is it like it?

Lisa [00:21:37]:
Because it's boring.

Samantha [00:21:38]:
It's boring. It's safe. It goes with many things. So do you think vanilla ice cream is a missionary position of the ice cream world?

Lisa [00:21:44]:
I never really have thought of my ice cream. I never really thought of it in terms of sexual position. Samantha.

Samantha [00:21:50]:
Well, what's chocolate to you? Maybe there's some neapolitan in your life.

Lisa [00:21:53]:
Let's do this. Let's do this. Okay, so vanilla, missionary, boring. Let me know when we're done. Right. Neapolitan. That must be like, what is that? Is that like, we're, like, we're gonna get. We're gonna get racy.

Lisa [00:22:07]:
Right? Like, what position is Neapolitan ice cream?

Samantha [00:22:09]:
It's a threesome, Lisa.

Lisa [00:22:11]:
Right, like that's. It has to be right. Like, that's. That's naughty. It's naughty. Naughty Neapolitan. That's what that is. It's naughty Neapolitan.

Lisa [00:22:21]:
I'm never going to be able to eat ice cream again. And don't bring chocolate into it, because that's my most favorite. This is not a safe topic. What's our safe word? Stop. Because this is not a safe topic to talk about right now, Samantha. Right, because. Because if I say the fact that you said that Neapolitan is a threesome, that shocks me. So I.

Lisa [00:22:41]:
How do I one up that by saying, oh, but chocolate. Like, we're. People are going to be judging us. People are going to think we're dirty girls. People are going to be like, I don't want that. It's bad enough you just told them I have a rotting boob and that I'm mad at the pope and you're mad at the pope and I think God's wishy washy. And I think God's wishy washy back on the D list. And now you're saying vanilla ice cream.

Samantha [00:23:03]:
This recording is not going well because we're talking over each other and we can't figure it out. So we piss somebody off somewhere. We piss them off.

Lisa [00:23:10]:
Somebody's not happy. They're not happy. I'm not telling you what I think chocolate is and what I think it entails, but tell me what you think.

Samantha [00:23:18]:
I think chocolate is back door.

Lisa [00:23:23]:
Oh, you think it's back door. Like, okay, like, like that sounded horrible. Right? Okay, hang on. There's two types of back door. Is it back door like the doggy or back door, like things go out, not go in. Which backdoor? There's two types of back door.

Samantha [00:23:41]:
I'm gonna let the friends of the podcast decide. I'm gonna let them decide.

Lisa [00:23:46]:
Okay. We're giving chocolate up to them. They can decide what position it is. Oh, yeah, that's gotta be a Sunday question. I think for sure.

Samantha [00:23:54]:
Let's not even talk about strawberry. Let's not even talk about strawberry.

Lisa [00:23:57]:
Well. Cause what other positions? Right? I mean. Oh, my Goodness. Right? I feel we're revealing too much of ourselves. Is that like flexible fanny and. Oh, and that's like the cherry on top is a little slap on the backside. Like what, like what is ice cream?

Samantha [00:24:10]:
Let's talk about cherry ice cream.

Lisa [00:24:17]:
I feel that we. Something has gone. Has gone awry in this podcast this week. And our, our, as the HHG would say, our 19 year old boys have just come out to play. 12 year old boys have just come to the party wondering what type of ice cream the missionary position is.

Samantha [00:24:35]:
Well, let's not even get. Let's not even start talking about tiger, tiger.

Lisa [00:24:38]:
So come on now, that's too much for me, right? I am not that kind of girl. I'm a proper girl, right? Just a good girl. I'm a good girl. You apparently have weird, weird, creepy things. And yet it's funny. You always say that. I make things creepy. This time you made things creepy.

Samantha [00:24:54]:
Yay.

Lisa [00:24:57]:
You totally. Here's the crown. You get it. You made this creepy. Way to go, Samantha. Way to go. Fantastic. We need to back out of that.

Lisa [00:25:07]:
No pun intended, okay? We need to back out of it. So on Sunday, right, I went to the walk in clinic, like we had already mentioned, for said rotting boob. Here's the thing, right? Dear people at the walk in clinic, you have one job to do and that's to get people in and out quickly, right? That's what we need to do, right? We're at the clinic. We just need to get in and out. I sent you and the HHG a picture of three ladies who, who came into the clinic of varying ages. And they sat down and they unfolded their Tim Hortons bagels and shared. Everybody had a coffee. They took the coffee out of the tray, set it on the coffee table like they have some sort of table there.

Lisa [00:25:48]:
And I'm sitting there going, what are we doing here? Are we really planning on being here this long, that we need to have breakfast? And do you think that they want to have breakfast and am I excited to watch you eat breakfast? It seemed weird, right? You have one job to do and that's to get in and out. Why are you bringing your Tim Hortons to the doctors?

Samantha [00:26:06]:
Right, well, okay, but when you think about it, they're smart because they knew they were going to have to wait. They were going to get hungry, potentially thirsty, so they brought it with them.

Lisa [00:26:15]:
It doesn't seem right. You don't bring your outside food inside to the doctors, right? Here's the sign, right? They need the new sign, right? You Got the measles. Stay out. You got the COVID Stay out. If you can't wait three hours for your breakfast, eat beforehand and stay out. That's what they need to do. It's not right. You don't bring your food from the outside in.

Samantha [00:26:34]:
Okay, so as you sat there taking pictures and being judgmental, did they sense that from you, Lisa?

Lisa [00:26:40]:
Well, they probably did, right? Because they kind of started talking a little bit. And you know how people start talking in their, what they think is their quiet voice, but it's not their quiet voice, it's their, hi, I'm sitting right here. I can hear your voice. They were kind of doing that, right? I think somebody said, she's staring. And I probably just shook my head like. Cause guess what? She is. She's totally staring.

Samantha [00:27:01]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:27:03]:
Oh my goodness. Right? We have no norms, we have no nothing anymore. We just throw all caution to the wind and nobody cares.

Samantha [00:27:09]:
But don't you just love waiting rooms in doctor's offices? Because people talk about the weirdest things, right? Or better yet, they're having a phone conversation.

Lisa [00:27:16]:
That's your pet peeve.

Samantha [00:27:17]:
Ugh, I hate that.

Lisa [00:27:18]:
I know, right? They got their earbud in or they're doing like a FaceTime, right? I feel FaceTime should be for like just at your home, right? Like I don't need to hear your FaceTime or see your FaceTime. I don't care. I don't need to hear other people's conversations. That's our issue. We're middle aged women, right? We don't need this in our life.

Samantha [00:27:34]:
And then you've already embroiled me in your conversation. So now I need to be filled in cuz now I need to know why there was a dead body.

Lisa [00:27:41]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:27:42]:
Why are, why are you here? Who are you visiting? Who died? Whose body was it? Like, I just need to know stuff. It's like if you're inviting me into this conversation, I need to know everything, right?

Lisa [00:27:52]:
Because I'm hearing it. So either A, let me join it or B, fill me in. You decide, right? Because everybody's so secretive. But yet you're not really being that secretive.

Samantha [00:28:03]:
I dare you to go up to somebody and go, hey, let's have a conversation about this.

Lisa [00:28:07]:
Never. Because I don't want to talk to anybody. Right? There's a better chance you're going to talk to somebody than me, which makes no sense to anybody who knows Lisa and Sam, right? But there's a better chance that you're going to go up to said random Stranger and be friendly than I will be. Cause I'm still practicing my mean face, right? Like, I'm here on business. I'm not here to make a new friend. I'm not here to make making a new acquaintance. I don't care. I don't.

Lisa [00:28:31]:
Don't talk to me. Right? That's why it was nice when we had masks, right? Cause nobody cared, right? You had a mask on. Everybody just assumed you were sick. Don't talk. Right. Covid under here. You don't know. Like, it was so weird.

Lisa [00:28:44]:
It was so weird.

Samantha [00:28:45]:
But maybe this. We're showing our age because we have no patience for people and their weirdnesses and talking in public and whispering.

Lisa [00:28:53]:
Yeah, well. And at some point, we're gonna show our age, right? Because we're like, I'm gonna be 56 and you're gonna be 57. Or are you 57?

Samantha [00:29:00]:
No, I'm not there yet.

Lisa [00:29:02]:
Not yet. But you're close.

Samantha [00:29:04]:
I'm gonna get close.

Lisa [00:29:05]:
Like, we're almost 60. That's my new way. Like, last week I was Chaka Khan. This week I'm like, you know what? Back off. I'm almost 60. That's how I feel. I'm almost 60.

Samantha [00:29:15]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:29:16]:
And with that comes all that comes with some clout. Being almost 60.

Samantha [00:29:19]:
Does it?

Lisa [00:29:20]:
Don't you think? Okay, it should.

Samantha [00:29:23]:
It might.

Lisa [00:29:24]:
Because when you get to 75, you get to lose your. You get to lose your filter.

Samantha [00:29:28]:
I can't wait.

Lisa [00:29:30]:
You may have jumped the gun already, right? You may have fast tracked that.

Samantha [00:29:34]:
In some respects, I have.

Lisa [00:29:36]:
I think in some respects you have.

Samantha [00:29:38]:
As I shouted loudly at the lady on the sidewalk the other day.

Lisa [00:29:43]:
Oh, my God. Run to the podcast. It was embarrassing, actually. No, it was embarrassing. Yes, it was. Because you used your outside voice purposely and you were like, can't people use their words? Don't they see? How much more room do people need on the sidewalk? And I'm like, I would like to run into traffic right now. This is horrible. And I'm like, shut up.

Samantha [00:30:05]:
Sorry. Not sorry.

Lisa [00:30:07]:
You felt you had to go there. Well, whatever. Right?

Samantha [00:30:11]:
Okay. But I. You know what I'm going to talk about, though? I'm going to talk about something. You're not going to like it.

Lisa [00:30:15]:
Oh, my God. All day. I'm not going to like it. I'm not going to like it.

Samantha [00:30:18]:
Last week you were sitting there and you're like, look at this long hair. It's like over top of my watch. And I'm like, you freak. Bullet. No, no, I'm not pulling. It's going to hurt. And then, because I. I was, like, looking at that, I saw two more long hairs pop out of her arm, and they were waving in the wind, saying, hi, Sam.

Samantha [00:30:40]:
How are you? It's so weird.

Lisa [00:30:45]:
Like one of those. One of those things outside of a. Outside of a car lot, and I'm.

Samantha [00:30:49]:
Like, pull those hairs.

Lisa [00:30:50]:
No, here's the thing, right? So my aunt. My great aunt Mabel had long arm hair. My dad has some long arm hairs, and I have three, right? I might cut them off, maybe I might trim them, but I can never find them until I put my watch back on, and I'm like, oh, there it is.

Samantha [00:31:06]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:31:07]:
Why do you have to pick at me? I'm not picking at your bangs that. I'm not picking at your bangs that are too long right now and your ugly bun or whatever you've done today.

Samantha [00:31:14]:
It's not an ugly bun. I put my hair up, you know, Like, I get chin hairs, and they're all over the place, and I got things poking out of my neck, and I've tried to find them, and I poke them, and I'm like, this is ridiculous. I'm gonna look like God knows what. And you have three of them. You know, you have them. You can pluck them or do whatever, but you refuse to. It's like a badge of honor. And I'm like, okay, gorilla, they're on my arm.

Samantha [00:31:36]:
Go out in public looking like a gorilla. Not a problem.

Lisa [00:31:39]:
Listen, they're on my arm. I didn't think they were offensive. Well, they're waving at just three little hairs.

Samantha [00:31:45]:
They're waving hello.

Lisa [00:31:46]:
How's it going?

Samantha [00:31:48]:
Hi, Sam. And I'm like, hi, freak.

Lisa [00:31:50]:
No, here's the thing, right? You. You make fun of my no eyebrows even though I clearly have eyebrows.

Samantha [00:31:55]:
Oh, you don't.

Lisa [00:31:56]:
And then because I share that story with my work friends, they like to make fun of me with no eyebrows.

Samantha [00:32:00]:
Thank you.

Lisa [00:32:01]:
So everybody's making fun of Lisa with no eyebrows, but Lisa's very confident in her no eyebrows. We have a thyroid problem, and that's our issue, right? So that's probably. Probably my thyroid probably grew three extra long hairs, right? But at least they're not on my chin. All right, we'll see. I always want to cut them, and then I just forget about them.

Samantha [00:32:21]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:32:22]:
That's all. Thanks for shaming me. It's just hair. It's just like. It's. It's an arm hair.

Samantha [00:32:26]:
You're welcome.

Lisa [00:32:27]:
I don't Know. Okay, but this is what I need to know. This is what's exciting me in the world of pop culture. The Diddy Trial. Are we in?

Samantha [00:32:36]:
No, not at all.

Lisa [00:32:38]:
I'm in. No. And he's a horrible, horrible man.

Samantha [00:32:42]:
It's icky.

Lisa [00:32:43]:
Horrible. So icky. It hasn't even got to icky yet. It's still just. It's still the beginning of ick. Like, ick. They haven't even laid the foundation of all the ick yet. It's just bad.

Samantha [00:32:53]:
God, you love this shit. I'm like, I don't understand you. You and serial killers. I don't. I don't get it.

Lisa [00:33:01]:
It's funny. Hey, CNN dedicates one hour show to it every night.

Samantha [00:33:04]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:33:06]:
The Diddy Trial update. Okay, let's watch it.

Samantha [00:33:09]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:33:09]:
It's bad. He's a. He's a. He's a bad, bad man. Yeah. I don't need to know. Really bad. He's not a good guy.

Samantha [00:33:14]:
I do not need to know.

Lisa [00:33:15]:
Right? It's bad. But it's interesting. It's amazing that somebody can live thinking that they're so entitled that they can do the stuff that he does or did or is allegedly have done. He's a monster. He's a. He's. He's R. Kelly.

Lisa [00:33:30]:
Worse than R. Kelly.

Samantha [00:33:30]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:33:31]:
Gross. Oh, yeah. They say he's way worse than R. Kelly.

Samantha [00:33:34]:
Gross. Gross.

Lisa [00:33:35]:
Totally gross. Right? Oh, like. Okay, so here's the thing. I don't want to be in on it. I'm not happy that I'm in on it. I feel like I'm just. I don't have a choice here. Right? Yes.

Lisa [00:33:45]:
You know, but I'm not happy.

Samantha [00:33:47]:
Oh, but I. I have no doubt that our listeners are all over this as well. So I'm sure they're watching it for sure.

Lisa [00:33:55]:
Let us know, guys, if you think he's a monster and a. Like, I do. Right.

Samantha [00:34:01]:
He is.

Lisa [00:34:02]:
It's just. It's weird.

Samantha [00:34:03]:
So gross. So gross.

Lisa [00:34:05]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:34:09]:
But I got something funny I need to share, and I need to share this with the world, because if you haven't seen it yet, I need you to go find it on the TikTok. All of a sudden it's called Park Talk. And I'm like, what is Park Talk? And I just happened to come across it, and it was Grand Canyon. And all of a sudden there's this.

Lisa [00:34:30]:
You.

Samantha [00:34:30]:
You see this, like, picture of a guy and he's doing something, and all of a sudden it's. And there's Some sexy music in the back. And all of a sudden it's like the Grand. The Grand Canyon. I'm like, what is this? And it's suggestive, saucy park talk where they grab you in and then they show you all the one. And then they're suggestive like it's so bizarre. Like one, the Grand Canyon got very suggestive about Mount St. Helens because Mount St.

Samantha [00:35:02]:
Helens, well, you can blow any time, baby. And I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this?

Lisa [00:35:10]:
God. That's where you're getting all your ice cream talk from.

Samantha [00:35:12]:
I know. And, and everybody, all the, all the national state parks are into it. Other places are getting into it. Canada is now into it. Bamp is into it. Jasper park is into it. I'm like, okay, guys, thanks. Wow.

Samantha [00:35:27]:
Go to your park. It's so funny.

Lisa [00:35:31]:
I need you to find a TikTok that talks about the three sisters in Alberta. Then what's that one all about?

Samantha [00:35:36]:
The three sisters.

Lisa [00:35:37]:
Right, because that. There's that crazy mountain. Yeah. There's the three sisters mountains in Calgary or in Banff or something.

Samantha [00:35:43]:
Oh my God. Don't give anybody idea.

Lisa [00:35:45]:
Just saying, right? Maybe we need to make that tick tock. Maybe that's how we go viral. We make that tick.

Samantha [00:35:49]:
No, we would have to be standing in front of the three sisters.

Lisa [00:35:53]:
Okay, well, it's not on our agenda right now. But this is what I think is weird with you right now. Okay, I need to clarify. This is what I think is weird with you right now. Okay. You get mad at me for saying that people shouldn't sit side by side. Then you, then you sexualize ice cream, the mountains, but defend P. Diddy and say, I don't watch them.

Lisa [00:36:15]:
I'm not interested.

Samantha [00:36:16]:
It's creepy. And then I'm all over seductive park talk.

Lisa [00:36:19]:
And when you need to pick me up, you go to Home renovations or. Or build your cabin in Maine or something. You're into some weird stuff, my friend.

Samantha [00:36:28]:
Yeah, I know.

Lisa [00:36:29]:
Not this girl. No, I just have one more thing I want to say about P. Diddy.

Samantha [00:36:33]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:36:33]:
Dear P. Diddy, what made you think that you could take a life of wealth and privilege and just trash it and then just trash and humiliate and wreck and steamroll over innocent people. How did you sleep at night thinking you were going to get away with that shit? I'm really mad about it, actually. I think it's horrible. And here's my other thing. Why is nobody ever asking any questions to Jlo? Oh, Jlo's. Never being brought in, involved in this.

Samantha [00:37:05]:
Maybe she wasn't part of it.

Lisa [00:37:06]:
No. But, hi, the time frame, it goes way back. And she was with him for a lot of years, too. I just think, dear JLo. Like, what must she know? I wonder? I don't know. Keep with your creepy mountains. I'm going to stick away from the mountains. I'm not excited about that.

Lisa [00:37:19]:
That doesn't do anything for me, those creepy mountains. All right, you enjoy them, Samantha. But this is what I do want, though. Okay. You must also, as you're on your TikTok and the Instagram, come across all the AI stuff. Right? I need AI to stop with the animals being rescued because it's messing with my emotions sometimes and it's messing with my head sometimes. I'm almost like. Like, I almost am ready to have a tear.

Lisa [00:37:43]:
And then I'm like, oh, my God, how do I even know if it's real? Is the black panther real? Does he really have barbed wire around him? And did some stranger really come and help him? And then. And then the black panther loves him forever? Or is it just make believe it's tugging at my heartstrings and I don't like my heart being tugged at like that. Right.

Samantha [00:38:01]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:38:02]:
Seems fishy. Like, do you see these? Have you seen these ones?

Samantha [00:38:06]:
So this might explain why people are walking up to wild animals thinking that it's okay to, like, be near them and touch them, because they have been seduced into a false sense of security around wild animals from TikTok. Because God forbid that if it's on TikTok, it must be true.

Lisa [00:38:28]:
It must be true. They have been led to believe that the panthers and the snow leopards and the lions and the bears are really friendly deep down. And I think that it's. We're sending a bad message. We're sending a bad message because people are not smart. It's like, stop messing with my emotions. Right? I don't. I'm.

Lisa [00:38:47]:
I'm invested. I believe it. I'm invested. And then I'm like, whoa, hang on. I don't think that black panther really is going to be friendly. It's a black panther. His job is to kill people.

Samantha [00:38:58]:
Huh.

Lisa [00:38:58]:
Just saying. It's kind of like. And I shake my head, actually. Really? Right.

Samantha [00:39:02]:
I agree. Because people are dumb. I don't know what to tell you, okay? But I heard of something else. Now, I don't know if it's a TikTok trend, but it could have been.

Lisa [00:39:10]:
Is it going to be dumb?

Samantha [00:39:12]:
Apparently, people are trying PB&J on a hard boiled egg.

Lisa [00:39:17]:
I had a co worker that was talking about that.

Samantha [00:39:20]:
That's wrong.

Lisa [00:39:20]:
I think it's TikTok. Apparently it's extra protein. Oh, and the PB and J goes on the yolk.

Samantha [00:39:27]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:39:29]:
Right. So it's not even on the top of the white. So that hard boiled egg is cut in half. And then the PB and J goes on that. It can't be good, right? It's gotta be up there with cottage cheese, like, horrible.

Samantha [00:39:42]:
I cannot see anything good of that. Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.

Lisa [00:39:47]:
Well, you know what? If my coworker decides to give it a try, I'll report back, I'll let you know. I need to find out if she's gonna do it. Cause she was talking about it.

Samantha [00:39:55]:
Yeah, you need to videotape that.

Lisa [00:39:57]:
I know, right? Totally. I'll see if I can get her to do it. But I don't know. I don't wanna do it because I don't think that's what my hard boiled egg needs in its life. Peanut butter and jam.

Samantha [00:40:07]:
Not at all.

Lisa [00:40:08]:
Not at all. Not at all. Okay. But here's something interesting. You could do this with John. I said to my friend at work, we could do this with him. And it's called extreme beard and mustache waxing. And what they do is they take men with beards and mustaches and they just put that wax shit on and they just pull it off bit by bit by bit.

Lisa [00:40:31]:
And when it's done, their face is all just like little bits of blood everywhere. And the men love it because it's. It's extreme.

Samantha [00:40:37]:
That sounds horrible.

Lisa [00:40:39]:
It is. It looks painful. It looks horrible. But these dudes are into that, right? You just rip the hair off their face just like you would if you were waxing. No, just ripping the hair. Like, isn't that so disgusting?

Samantha [00:40:50]:
No. Why would you do that?

Lisa [00:40:52]:
People are. Must be some sort of pleasure.

Samantha [00:40:54]:
But have you ever been waxed?

Lisa [00:40:56]:
No. And I haven't even plucked my eyebrows. No, I won't cut it. I won't pull an arm hair. No, I have never been waxed. Thank you.

Samantha [00:41:04]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:41:04]:
This was kind of personal too.

Samantha [00:41:06]:
It's very painful.

Lisa [00:41:08]:
I don't want to be waxed, let alone if I have an abundance of hair growing.

Samantha [00:41:13]:
Right, like the three strands on your arm.

Lisa [00:41:18]:
Why don't we ask John Domingo if he's interested and give it a try? No. Hey, big guy, let's give it a try. Get your beard and let's do some extreme waxing never gonna happen. See if he can handle the pain. Apparently it's the pain. People like that type of pain, apparently, which is. Just seems weird, right? Just seems weird. There's so many weird things out there on the TikTok world.

Samantha [00:41:39]:
Hey, is this the whole.

Lisa [00:41:41]:
We did a shimmy. That was weird.

Samantha [00:41:43]:
Yeah, we did a shimmy. But is this like the eat a Tide Pod thing or eat cinnamon or, like, don't do shit like that, people. Don't be dumb.

Lisa [00:41:54]:
But it's for adults, right? Like, don't do weird shit. You don't need to. I don't know. Okay, but then think about it. If you were a kid, would you have been the kid to eat the Tide Pod? No, I might have been.

Samantha [00:42:06]:
Of course. Because you're gullible. I don't like. Come on.

Lisa [00:42:10]:
I might have been curious. What is it? Just soap? If I was a kid and TikTok was out today, I would be the kid trying all this stuff because I'd be curious because that's how my mind is. That's all.

Samantha [00:42:22]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:42:22]:
That's all I gotta say about that, okay?

Samantha [00:42:25]:
Because you're fucked up.

Lisa [00:42:28]:
I'm not fucked up.

Samantha [00:42:29]:
You are totally fucked up.

Lisa [00:42:31]:
I'm not fucked up.

Samantha [00:42:32]:
Yes, you are.

Lisa [00:42:33]:
Shut up. I'm not.

Samantha [00:42:35]:
Shut up. Okay. Facebook Sunday, we threw out best breakfast sandwiches. And apparently people believed that McDonald's had a good sandwich. The sausage McMuffin. They liked the Breakfast Burrito. The Wendy's Breakfast Baconator was Cindy's favorite. And she also threw up her own personal breakfast picture, which, by the way, looked really good, looks really good.

Samantha [00:43:01]:
And we had Einstein bagels, which they looked quite yummy as well. And then there was Luke's very crazy cinnamon Eggo with egg hot honey, ham, cheese and green Tabasco sauce. And I'm like, hi, who are you?

Lisa [00:43:15]:
Right. And why are you eating that? Why are you eating that shit? Luke.

Samantha [00:43:18]:
Just the thought of all of that made me go, luke, why?

Lisa [00:43:21]:
This is your father. Oh. It didn't sound good.

Samantha [00:43:24]:
It didn't.

Lisa [00:43:25]:
It didn't sound good at all. But people had some really. Kellyanne hates the smoky maple. She said she hated it. She said it was gross. You haven't tried one yet, have you?

Samantha [00:43:35]:
No, because I'm never gonna do that.

Lisa [00:43:37]:
Just try it.

Samantha [00:43:38]:
No, no. I have. I not.

Lisa [00:43:39]:
I'll try the egg with the peanut butter and jam if you try the smoky.

Samantha [00:43:42]:
Were you not part of last week's episode where I said, I don't mix sweet with savory?

Lisa [00:43:48]:
I was, but I, as a Breakfast. Yeah, but I'm trying to sway you.

Samantha [00:43:52]:
No, there's no swaying.

Lisa [00:43:53]:
A little bit of sway. A pinch of swaying.

Samantha [00:43:57]:
No.

Lisa [00:43:57]:
Fine, Fine. Don't be swaying. That's fine. Because you know what? I took great pride and I took comfort in knowing that Facebook Tuesday, which is one has to go, that people hated your tuna sandwich.

Samantha [00:44:09]:
Oh, shut up.

Lisa [00:44:12]:
They hated it. They were like. Hated it. They also hate eggs Benedict, which was my mom's and which we expected. Right. Because they all hate eggs Benedict anytime it's mentioned.

Samantha [00:44:23]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:44:24]:
There's a couple out there that have an issue with French toast. What's that about? I need to know what French toast has ever done to offend somebody. There's nothing that French toast can do. That's bad. It's weird. French toast haters. You're weird that way. I don't get it.

Lisa [00:44:41]:
Calling them out. Right? Because French toast is perfection. Yeah, it's delicious. So I'm just saying it was a lot of fun too, but people not loving the tuna sandwich.

Samantha [00:44:51]:
I don't care.

Lisa [00:44:52]:
That's fine. You love it. That's all that matters.

Samantha [00:44:54]:
Samantha, I get my love of tuna from my mother.

Lisa [00:44:56]:
Yeah, my mom used to love tuna sandwich. She used to make these things on hamburger buns. She'd get the tuna mix. She put a cheese slice on top of it. Oh. And put them in the oven. And she called them wonderfuls. And it's like.

Lisa [00:45:09]:
But they're not. But they're not. And that was always a lunch thing. Oh, it's for lunch. Wonderfuls. But they're not wonderful. They're disgusting. And it's on a hamburger bun, which is gross, right? Never.

Lisa [00:45:20]:
And the cheese slice. And it would melt. So nasty. I think that's why I don't love tuna like you.

Samantha [00:45:28]:
All right, okay. But guys, I'm going to mention it to you again. We're going to connect. You need to connect with us on our social media. You can visit our website, which is ishakemyheadpod.com. you can sign up for newsletters, you can leave a message or you can check out our episodes there as well. You can watch us watch the podcast on YouTube. You can subscribe there as well.

Samantha [00:45:50]:
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Lisa [00:46:17]:
Will be. It will be more of a challenge than last week, because last week it stopped halfway. The challenge was only the beginning. This challenge, it takes you right through. It's the gift that's not going to quit giving the whole time. Right? And here's hoping that he can work his I'm the best kept secret in podcasting magic and fix this mess. Right? Okay. But I have a baseball update.

Samantha [00:46:40]:
Oh, okay.

Lisa [00:46:41]:
Last time we spoke, I think that I. I had lost a game. Right. I'm back in first place. I beat the guy who was 6 and 0. I beat him last week. Right? All week, just. And it was like a chess game.

Lisa [00:46:55]:
Hey, I don't know how to play chess. It was like chess. I feel like I should learn chess because I might be the chess master. I don't know. I could be, but what did I say? I took a picture and I said to you, we need to figure out how to put my. My strengths to good use.

Samantha [00:47:09]:
Because you're fucking Rain Man. You're a Rain Man.

Lisa [00:47:12]:
Because I am a superstar. I don't know half these baseball players. I'm just picking them, moving them, juggling them, and winning. Right back in first place. I'm really, really good at this stuff.

Samantha [00:47:26]:
Congratulations.

Lisa [00:47:27]:
I gotta find a pool where I can make some money. I know, right? It's like a new skill. Who knew I had at 55 and a half? Yeah, 55 and 3 quarters. I guess it is, right? I don't know. You know what, Samantha? It's been tough. Hey, it's been tough today.

Samantha [00:47:41]:
It's been interesting. Lisa, it's been interesting.

Lisa [00:47:43]:
Hopefully it worked out. We don't know. We don't know. We don't.

Samantha [00:47:46]:
All right.

Lisa [00:47:47]:
I feel that we brought the funny. I think. I hope. Anything else you want to add this week?

Samantha [00:47:52]:
No.

Lisa [00:47:53]:
No. Okay. Friends of the podcast, have a great week. Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [00:47:58]:
It should be.

Lisa [00:48:10]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.