Ever wish you could clap your hands and make people, places, or things vanish like magic? Is the 90's clapper due for a comeback-this time for annoying coworkers, loud TVs, and even bad days at the grocery store? Are you obsessed with the back of your head? Do you have…
Who has glamping with Jesus on their bingo card? Lisa would jump at the chance to sleep in Jesus's cave! Are veggie chips just cardboard dipped in broken dreams? How do you describe distances in hours or kilometers? Is riding a bike in your fifties the ultimate trip down nostalgia…
Can a McDonald's be the guiding star in times of directional distress? Is always turning right the best choice when you're lost and without your phone's GPS? Can tassel boots reignite a long forgotten fashion trend and get Lisa recreating a popular song? Can a person complain too much? Are…
Ever had one of those mornings where everything goes haywire, like wearing your underwear backwards? Is menopause messing with your taste buds and now peanut butter tastes horrible? Have you stumbled on pants so tight they seem to defy gravity? Do bathroom sprays mask or merely disguise our basic natural…
Do you find yourself in a cake vs salad debate that could rival international negotiations? Do you eat your banana with the skin on or off? How attached are you to your weekend bra? Can a sweatshirt make you lazy? Can a person live with only one mug? Girl Guide…
Get ready for the ultimate surprise—a visit from Jo aka Unlearn16! She’s spilling the tea on her epic video creations, sharing her take on the political landscape, and giving us the scoop on her upcoming book. Of course, Lisa has to give Jo a shout-out for teaching Sam about politics…
Have you ever pondered why nighttime toast feels like a guilty indulgence? Lisa questions the appeal of naughty nighttime toast. Why do we say "cheese" when taking pictures? When you get cranky does your alter ego "Super petty" make an appearance? Why are teenagers no matter the decade all the…
Did you remember Pancake Tuesday? Lisa forgot and it's her second favorite holiday, which is hard to believe since it has to do with food! Are you talking about the latest political nugget from the Beavis and Butthead? Is it fair for Lisa to make fun of Sam's pulled back…
Sam asks a very serious question, are we shallow bitches? If laughing at life and all the crap it throws at you means you are a shallow bitch, then pick us! Ever wonder why the Pope doesn't have a pinch hitter? Why do seniors menus mean less choices? What would…
All Lisa wants is to be chic, cozy in a snazzy matching pj ensemble. She's actually a hot mess in the pyjama department and it may or not be tattered pj's too! Sleepy gummies addictive or just the ticket for menopausal women? Is mixing intermittent fasting with a carnivore diet…
Does the idea of owning a block of knives officially deem Lisa grown up? What's the big deal about cold foam in coffee, simple whipped milk or something more? Is the art of sharing food or water becoming a strategic battlefield in the world of friendship etiquette? Lisa has a…
Is "open door" literature the spicy world you seek or is it safer to keep that door closed? Lisa wants to know why they have to spell out every intimate detail. Ewwww! Have you ever wondered why leftovers never taste as good the second day? Lisa reveals a new way…
Is an unresponsive Sam a pissy and preoccupied Sam? Is it the one word answers over text that give it away? Do delivery drivers need our assistance or GPS training? Sam is exhausted from the daily grind, anyone else feeling the same? What's your stance on the battle of the…
Stripper dress codes are strict. Would that be a deal breaker or are you all in? Are you being led astray by free grocery store samples? Is America facing the reign of a well-dressed dictator or simply a new political chapter? Do you miss the GenX simplicity of the phone…
Who's the culprit for procrastination: you or the universe? Is the phrase "one more minute" part of the problem? Anyone else warn their friends about watching a sappy show? What superpower do you want to terrorize people with? How often should someone swap out their loofa? Have you started taking…
Ever have a pant button betray you mid-commute? Could you MacGyver your pants to stay in place with a carabiner clip? Are socks getting worse or is Lisa's big toe just that rebellious? Have you ever been shamed when buying a drugstore foundation? Does the addition of fur to a…
Lisa has decided that 2025 is the year of new descriptive words. Her newfound love is for the fun word 'taint'. Is it an unspeakable delight or the worst word to use in any sentence? Do gynecologists judge your grooming? Is GenX the worst generation or could we be the…
Does Lisa really think she can be a chef, a steel forger and now a renovation expert? Yes, she confidently declared she could be the next "Property Sister"? Do you share our thoughts on navigating a box of chocolates with a QR code instead of a map? Have you ever…
Remember in the 80s when you could buy speed in pill form...oh those Dexatrim days. Have you ever questioned why Hickory Farms has non-refrigerated meats and cheese? Is Lisa in menopause denial? Why aren't hairy women as accepted as hairy men? Should couples embrace the 50s sleeping trend of separate…
Do you think God has a B list? Lisa is worried she is on it and hopes there might be a spiritual shortcut to the Alist. How do you navigate those awkward moments when you can't recall a familiar face's name but then overcompensate once it clicks? Has Lisa accidentally…
Are you going to Hooters for the wings or the experience? Lisa dares to try it and Sam is desperate not to! Why aren't we like Taylor Swift? Is it genetics or laziness thate keeps us from being them? Should we be checking in with Jesus a bit more often?…
Would you try the new tik tok Poop Shake to lose a few pounds? Lisa feels this is in her wheelhouse, cause she can poop! Is there a generational divide when it comes to wooden vs plastic utensils? How's your 2025 shaping up, is it time to talk to Linda…
Kindness did not find its way to a few Toronto swifties who went ticketless. Would you fall prey to a ticket scam? Is anyone else experiencing the 34 possible symptoms of menopause? Do you shake your head at icy windshields? Is anyone else besides Lisa concerned about who gets hired…
Are Tenna underpants for men the adult diaper disaster we can't unsee? Lisa is a one woman show in a bread battle of her own making. Senior menu discounts, great idea or total scam? Is parking an art form? Will the election results continue to deliver reality tv vibes? Do…
