Transcript
Lisa [00:00:14]:
So you know how I'm all about the future and I just like to know. I am curious. Curious by nature. Samantha. I did an online reading. It popped up. I was just on some site and it popped up. Oh, I'm headed for trouble.
Lisa [00:00:29]:
My cards. I had to pick cards. My cards. I got the fool, the Devil, and the Tower of Destruction. I am headed for trouble.
Samantha [00:00:38]:
You've been headed for trouble your entire life.
Lisa [00:00:40]:
I know, right?
Samantha [00:00:41]:
What, are we kidding?
Lisa [00:00:42]:
But this is telling me it's catching up. That's what it's telling me.
Samantha [00:00:45]:
Okay?
Lisa [00:00:46]:
It's telling me it's catching up.
Samantha [00:00:47]:
Do you mean all those little white lies that apparently don't hurt or do anything trouble thing? Like, apparently, they're only gonna hurt me. Coming to get you.
Lisa [00:00:56]:
Like, I don't know.
Samantha [00:00:57]:
I don't know, horse on a.
Lisa [00:00:59]:
It's the fool, the Devil, and the Tower of Destruction. None of those sound very positive.
Samantha [00:01:04]:
The Tower of Destruction sounds pretty ominous.
Lisa [00:01:07]:
I'm not gonna lie, Right? Like, I could have got the Pursuit of happiness. I did not get that one.
Samantha [00:01:12]:
No, you did not.
Lisa [00:01:13]:
Freedom and Joy. I did not get that one. I got the fool, the Devil, and the Tower of Destruction. What the fuck, man? But here's the thing, right? So. So? So after I read my cards, right, a little voice comes up and says, I needed Maria's help. All right, well, obviously, I'm in deep water here, right? I got the Tower of Destruction. I need. Maria beckoned.
Lisa [00:01:34]:
Maria. Maria didn't help. She sent me some reading saying that I'm headed into a dark time. Then she suggested Ava. Ava wasn't much better. No.
Samantha [00:01:44]:
Did Ava also have, like, brooding, negative things to say?
Lisa [00:01:47]:
Yeah, Ava just only really backing Maria. Like, not like. No, you know what? It's not gonna be that dark. It's like. Yeah, it's pitch black dark love. Okay, Ava.
Samantha [00:01:58]:
So basically, were they trying to get some money out of you, Lisa, that you would go and do a tarot reading? Or, like.
Lisa [00:02:05]:
Yeah. Or eventually. Eventually, yes, of course. But here's the thing, right? It's not a good way to get money from me. Because guess what, girls? You haven't made me really that excited.
Samantha [00:02:16]:
Well, no, because if you want to, like, not make this happen, like, these dark times fall upon you, you would spend the appropriate amount of money.
Lisa [00:02:25]:
But I won't.
Samantha [00:02:26]:
Ava and Maria, to cleanse you and to give you better cards.
Lisa [00:02:31]:
But I won't, right? Because there was too much reading to read all of that, to get that from them. And I'm like, wrong girl.
Samantha [00:02:37]:
Oh my God. Let me guess. There was too much information for every card, so you skim red at best.
Lisa [00:02:44]:
Skimmed. I just skimmed.
Samantha [00:02:45]:
So basically the whole idea is that you're in dark times. You're screwed.
Lisa [00:02:50]:
Yeah, like I can put the fool, the devil and the tower of destruction. I can put it. I can link it all together. Samantha. I'm not a dummy.
Lisa [00:02:56]:
Right.
Samantha [00:02:57]:
Well, you know, I guess you could have gotten the card of the death card.
Lisa [00:03:01]:
That's the only thing. And I bet you had I picked a fourth card, it would have been that one.
Samantha [00:03:04]:
Well, okay, but honestly, like, I don't know a lot about tarot. I know a little bit. And if you do get the death card, it means change or transformation.
Lisa [00:03:13]:
Okay, well, mine just says I'm going to be stuck in misery.
Samantha [00:03:16]:
I think you're going to be in a very dark tower with the devil. And yeah, you're screwed.
Lisa [00:03:21]:
Weird. Hey, like weird kinmanship that I. Weird company I'm going to be keeping for the next little bit.
Samantha [00:03:27]:
Yeah, I just, I'm not really sure where that's going.
Lisa [00:03:30]:
Maybe you're morphing into the devil because of how you look lately.
Samantha [00:03:33]:
That's really rude.
Lisa [00:03:34]:
It felt rude, actually. It felt rude. It was meant to be rude.
Samantha [00:03:38]:
Was it?
Lisa [00:03:39]:
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Samantha [00:03:40]:
How's that, how do I show the burn on your neck? How's the burn on your neck?
Lisa [00:03:44]:
So here's the thing.
Samantha [00:03:44]:
How's the burn on your neck?
Lisa [00:03:46]:
Fine.
Lisa [00:03:47]:
Right.
Lisa [00:03:47]:
It's. It's because I misused the skin tag remover. Yes.
Samantha [00:03:51]:
Because you don't read. Oh my God. There's a theme to today's podcast.
Lisa [00:03:56]:
Right?
Lisa [00:03:56]:
Right. There was, there were little instructions. Here's the thing. If you're going to give Instructions to a 56 year old woman who wears glasses, I. I should be able to see them.
Samantha [00:04:04]:
Oh my God. They were too tiny. Is that.
Lisa [00:04:05]:
They were too tiny.
Lisa [00:04:06]:
Right.
Lisa [00:04:07]:
And too many front and back. Front and back. I'm like, I just want it off. I'm just gonna freeze it off on it. Oh my God.
Samantha [00:04:14]:
Too tiny and too much.
Lisa [00:04:16]:
Yeah. And now if people see this video, they'll see I have a big. Looks like a cigarette butt scar on.
Samantha [00:04:23]:
My neck or somebody was sucking in your neck. You wanna. No.
Lisa [00:04:27]:
But if you feel it, you'd know it's not because it's scabby and gross.
Samantha [00:04:30]:
Oh, the delightful.
Lisa [00:04:32]:
Right?
Lisa [00:04:32]:
And I was not that type of girl. I was not like a stuck on your neck type of girl. As for the dirty girls, it's for the dirty birds. Dirty Girl, would she have been happy you went home with like that on your neck?
Samantha [00:04:46]:
No, probably not.
Lisa [00:04:47]:
My mother would have been choked. She did not raise us to let somebody suck on our necks. That's what she would have said.
Samantha [00:04:54]:
God. Well, who knows where this podcast is going, but welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam.
Lisa [00:05:00]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.
Samantha [00:05:03]:
Oh, God. Hello, everybody. I just want to ask. Hey, if you love what you hear, download, subscribe, share with a friend and leave a review. And we do have tickets for our Saskatoon show. They are on sale right now. It's November 7th. You can get them at bit ly ishakemyheadlive.
Lisa [00:05:23]:
That's all you gotta do. That's all you gotta do, right? So I'm sorry. Let me start off by apologizing, Samantha. For those of you who don't. Who. Who listen to us and don't see us, you're not going to get the full extent, but maybe you went on to just.
Samantha [00:05:38]:
Oh, God, yes. For those of you watching YouTube, this is me on vacation.
Lisa [00:05:42]:
Sam's on vacation and she looking a little ugly right now.
Samantha [00:05:45]:
Shut up.
Lisa [00:05:46]:
You told me I looked ugly last week.
Samantha [00:05:48]:
You always do.
Lisa [00:05:50]:
I don't always look ugly. I'm actually thinking that my face is starting to look a little thin.
Samantha [00:05:54]:
Yes, Lisa, I feel like I've got.
Lisa [00:05:55]:
My earphones back again.
Samantha [00:05:56]:
How's that working for you?
Lisa [00:05:58]:
Going good, Samantha. Okay, listen, you're not gonna like this, but I gotta get this off my chest. I need your support, okay? So I need you not to poo poo it right away, please.
Samantha [00:06:07]:
Immediately, not excited. Immediately, immediately, not excited.
Lisa [00:06:11]:
Immediately. I'm asking you to just try and not poo poo it, Please. Immediately, immediately. Have an open mind for once. Okay.
Samantha [00:06:17]:
Alrighty.
Lisa [00:06:18]:
I've made an eye appointment and Michelle is going with you. No, no, no. I'm gonna go to my eye appointment and I'm going to take the test that I fail every year.
Samantha [00:06:31]:
You can't fail your own eye test, you dim wit.
Lisa [00:06:34]:
Then tell me why when I get my glasses made, they don't work.
Samantha [00:06:38]:
Because you lied during your appointment.
Lisa [00:06:40]:
I'm not lying. I just get tired of the test because I don't know why I have to do the job of the guy doing the test this way or this way. You should know.
Samantha [00:06:50]:
No, he doesn't. Because it's your eyes. You're seeing it. He can't tell you that.
Lisa [00:06:55]:
Well, how come.
Samantha [00:06:56]:
How long have you been getting things?
Lisa [00:06:58]:
How come normal doctors can tell you things and the eye Doctor Can't.
Samantha [00:07:02]:
How long have you been getting an eye exam?
Lisa [00:07:04]:
A long time. But I'm only probably like 15 years in with glasses. Hey, so cut me some slack.
Samantha [00:07:09]:
No, it's longer than that.
Lisa [00:07:11]:
No, I don't think so. I didn't always have glasses in our friendship, okay?
Samantha [00:07:16]:
Just me.
Lisa [00:07:18]:
Just you. Always. Always. However, I did go right from no glasses to progressives, which means I left it way too.
Samantha [00:07:26]:
Because you're. You're blind, right?
Lisa [00:07:27]:
Because you go blind. But so I'm doing it, right? So.
Samantha [00:07:30]:
So.
Lisa [00:07:30]:
And I'm going to go and I'm going to pay attention. I'm going to do my best, but I just need them not to second guess me, because that's what they do, right? This one or this one? And when I say this one, they're like, you're sure? This one? Stop it. Because apparently, Mr. Know It all, you think you know it all, so you just pick my prescription.
Samantha [00:07:46]:
It's all part of the routine.
Lisa [00:07:48]:
Well, I think it needs to change. I don't think it's changed much in like a hundred years.
Lisa [00:07:53]:
Right.
Lisa [00:07:53]:
Like, the machine looks the same as it did when I was five. Like it all looks the same. And it's like dentistry, right? Same garbage.
Lisa [00:08:01]:
Right?
Lisa [00:08:02]:
Let me just do that for you. Does this hurt? Oh, yeah. How about I'm the one who's telling you there's a cavity because I'm telling you that it hurts.
Samantha [00:08:08]:
All right, Take a breath. But how about you just trust the process that I.
Lisa [00:08:13]:
What?
Samantha [00:08:14]:
You should trust the process.
Lisa [00:08:16]:
I don't trust the process.
Samantha [00:08:17]:
Turn up your hearing aid.
Lisa [00:08:19]:
I know, right?
Lisa [00:08:19]:
That's gonna be my next thing, right? I don't trust the process. Because you should. I have trust issues.
Lisa [00:08:26]:
Right?
Lisa [00:08:26]:
I have trust issues. So I'm not going to.
Samantha [00:08:28]:
Okay, well, I'm pretty sure the eye doctor is going to hate you, but whatever. That's your problem.
Lisa [00:08:33]:
Whatever. And then I'm going to get the glasses. Not that same day. Because that's too much for me. That's too hard for me. It's too much.
Samantha [00:08:40]:
Too overwhelming.
Lisa [00:08:41]:
It's too overwhelming.
Lisa [00:08:42]:
Right?
Lisa [00:08:43]:
So it's going to start off with a, hey, do you want to go for breakfast? And you're going to be like, for sure. And no, I'm going to break the news to you that we're going to go get eyeglasses. Yes.
Samantha [00:08:52]:
No.
Lisa [00:08:53]:
Yes. And you can maybe get your hairy carries redone to.
Samantha [00:08:57]:
No.
Lisa [00:08:57]:
Right.
Lisa [00:08:58]:
Get some smaller ones or bigger ones. Whatever.
Samantha [00:09:00]:
No, just. I like my glasses the way they are.
Lisa [00:09:04]:
You.
Samantha [00:09:05]:
You do if you could go small and just your eyeball be covered, you'd be so.
Lisa [00:09:10]:
That's not true. That's not true. I just don't want them as big as you, and I don't want them to be big.
Samantha [00:09:14]:
They're out of here.
Lisa [00:09:15]:
I don't want sticky out glasses. Friends, sometimes you ever find you trying some glasses and they're too sticky outy? Sam doesn't ever feel that because her head is really sticky outy. That's the thing. I think that's where we do.
Samantha [00:09:26]:
So I need you to stop bashing me right now.
Lisa [00:09:29]:
I probably won't.
Samantha [00:09:30]:
You should. Hey.
Lisa [00:09:31]:
Because I felt last week you bashed me. You bashed me about the Slurpees. People at my work weighed in on the Slurpee conversation today.
Samantha [00:09:38]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:09:40]:
They said, well, why didn't you just get out and get your own Slurpee? I'm like, yes, because I was exactly in the car that Sam broke.
Samantha [00:09:50]:
However, I will you out.
Lisa [00:09:51]:
However, my boss and my boss boss thought it was odd that there was a child lock on the front passenger side door.
Samantha [00:09:58]:
There wasn't. There was only two doors. We didn't have four doors.
Lisa [00:10:01]:
Oh, I didn't even know that. Yeah, we had four doors, didn't we?
Samantha [00:10:04]:
Yeah, we did have four doors. Oh, that's true.
Lisa [00:10:06]:
They thought it was odd. You're like, that's.
Samantha [00:10:08]:
Okay. So then maybe I did break the car. I don't think you did.
Lisa [00:10:11]:
Right.
Lisa [00:10:12]:
We didn't get billed for it, which is good.
Samantha [00:10:13]:
Oh, thank God.
Lisa [00:10:14]:
Right?
Lisa [00:10:14]:
But I'm just saying.
Lisa [00:10:15]:
Right.
Lisa [00:10:15]:
I felt that you picked my ass all last week.
Samantha [00:10:18]:
Yeah. Okay. Calm down.
Lisa [00:10:19]:
Right.
Lisa [00:10:19]:
Hi, I'm Karma. You could just come. Karma.
Samantha [00:10:22]:
Oh, shut up. I'm gonna. I'm gonna move on from you bashing me.
Lisa [00:10:27]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:10:28]:
Just gonna sail through some of that crap.
Lisa [00:10:30]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:10:31]:
And I'm gonna ask you, is it time for you to switch over your closet? Is this something you do from summer to fall?
Lisa [00:10:36]:
Okay, like. Like, what do you mean?
Samantha [00:10:39]:
Will it give you a better chance of having good clothing days besides, you know, other than bad clothing days?
Lisa [00:10:45]:
Okay, so I'm going to stop bashing you right now. I'm actually going to start. You just started. I'm going to start again. I had just stopped and now I'm going to start.
Samantha [00:10:52]:
Okay, we have a 10 second time.
Lisa [00:10:56]:
Yeah, but you know what happens on a 10 second timeout. I can still talk. I just need you to not talk.
Samantha [00:11:01]:
Well, great, because you're going to spend the next 10 minutes talking to People by yourself then.
Lisa [00:11:05]:
Right.
Lisa [00:11:05]:
And that's fine. And then it's just. I shake my head with Lisa, no, listen, I don't really do anything with my closet. Like, what do you mean? Like, I don't know how big. I don't have a big luxury walk in closet. I have a closet.
Samantha [00:11:16]:
Okay. I'm just wondering, like, do you move your summer clothes over and bring the fall yes to the front?
Lisa [00:11:22]:
Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. I remember one time, remember, like when I had my heart attack and I think the HHG came over to my old apartment. And I remember she was, she was like. I was think I was like in bed and she like, was in my bedroom and she said, I don't know if she'll remember this or not, but it was so funny. And my closet doors were open. She's like, that's all your clothes. Like, that's all my clothes. That's all my clothes.
Lisa [00:11:47]:
You can see them all in one spot. Right?
Samantha [00:11:49]:
That's not good.
Lisa [00:11:52]:
Yeah, like, I'm not that invested, that's for sure.
Samantha [00:11:56]:
But I mean, do you need to have a huge wardrobe? Not really.
Lisa [00:11:59]:
I don't. I like pretty much, you know, my Friday outfit.
Lisa [00:12:03]:
Right.
Lisa [00:12:03]:
It's my ill fitted black pants and a T shirt. And then, and then it'll become a cardigan once it becomes fall. Unless we find some replacement pants, which I think we're talking about coming up. So don't worry about that.
Samantha [00:12:16]:
We are, we are.
Lisa [00:12:17]:
So do you redo your whole, like, do you go to all the.
Samantha [00:12:20]:
I mean, I might reorganize it just to kind of, you know.
Lisa [00:12:24]:
Yeah. Like T shirts. I'll put, I'll put it at a different spot and bring the sweaters forward. Right, right. Yeah. But. But even if I didn't do that, I feel it's not really that big of a job. An obstacle for me.
Samantha [00:12:35]:
Right.
Lisa [00:12:35]:
You know, like AJG probably. She probably got like a whole house. That's just a closet. That's just a closet.
Lisa [00:12:42]:
Right.
Lisa [00:12:43]:
We don't have that, Samantha.
Samantha [00:12:44]:
No, we do that.
Lisa [00:12:45]:
Okay, listen, I'm shaking my head at something though. And I've probably talked about this before because after eight years we're gonna repeat some things. But I heard it again and I'm like, you know what? It still bothers me. I shake my head at the ads with people that say I'm 60 and I just finished my 28 day chair aerobic plan. Okay. And they look very abled bodied. Let me just put that disclaimer in there too.
Samantha [00:13:09]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:13:10]:
They don't look obese and they look able bodied. I get before anybody outs me, there could be things, I don't know. Just saying, visually, they look perfectly fine. They look like me. They look like you. Okay. Hi. Well, that's great.
Samantha [00:13:24]:
Yay.
Lisa [00:13:24]:
You. You can do chair aerobics. Well, guess what? I'm too lazy and I'm 56 and I'm not doing chair aerobics. I don't need to exercise in the chair. How much exercise are you getting in the chair? I would be the most fit person if sitting in the chair was exercise.
Samantha [00:13:38]:
No, but you have to move in your chair. You have to do movements in your chair. No, it's like lifting your legs and doing leg lifts and doing your arms.
Lisa [00:13:47]:
Got to put my foot up on the coffee table and I take it down and then I shift because I'm not. And I reach for my drink. So I feel it's very low impact and not that great. I don't know. I'm just shaking my head. It just seems a little ridiculous. I get old people in the chair. I get old people in the seniors homes in the chair.
Lisa [00:14:05]:
Get. If you. I get if you're recuperating from massive injury in the chair.
Samantha [00:14:08]:
Right.
Lisa [00:14:08]:
I don't get me saying, oh, I just made 28 day chair aerobics because I just. I do two days of those every week, Saturday and Sunday.
Samantha [00:14:17]:
Yes, you do. You do a lot on Saturday and Sunday.
Lisa [00:14:19]:
Right.
Lisa [00:14:20]:
Like I'm really, really fit or should be. Based on that.
Samantha [00:14:23]:
Based on that.
Lisa [00:14:24]:
Just saying.
Lisa [00:14:25]:
Right.
Lisa [00:14:25]:
It's just sitting. Why can't we just be okay with sitting?
Samantha [00:14:28]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:14:29]:
Right?
Lisa [00:14:29]:
I like to sit. My. Hi, my name is Lisa and I like to sit.
Samantha [00:14:32]:
Yes, you do. That's your favorite sport.
Lisa [00:14:35]:
And I'm good at it, too.
Samantha [00:14:37]:
You are. You're very good.
Lisa [00:14:39]:
I'm a good sitter, Samantha. I'm a good sitter.
Samantha [00:14:41]:
All right, well, I haven't. I shake my head and it's me. I'm obsessed with game shows again. Oh, I am. I've started binge watching. Hang on. I started binge watching Martin Short hosting the new match game and Drew Barrymore's Hollywood Squares. I'm all in.
Samantha [00:14:56]:
I'm all in.
Lisa [00:14:57]:
It's like you're a 1974's housewife.
Lisa [00:15:00]:
Right.
Lisa [00:15:01]:
And it's frank, a little disturbing.
Samantha [00:15:04]:
Okay. With. With the match Game. I like the celebrities they have on and it can be quite funny. And the Hollywood Squares. It just reminds me of another time, so. And sometimes they're quite funny too. So.
Samantha [00:15:17]:
So maybe that's why I like watching it. Maybe I think they're funny.
Lisa [00:15:19]:
That your idea of the game shows are. Is like the $21,000 pyramid. That's like super easy. This.
Samantha [00:15:26]:
I love that one.
Lisa [00:15:27]:
And it's never things like Jeopardy. Where you have to use your brain.
Samantha [00:15:30]:
No, I. I like Jeopardy. But I get bored because you.
Lisa [00:15:34]:
Why? Let's. Let's break that down, shall we? Why do you get bored?
Samantha [00:15:37]:
No, because you're gonna. You're not a brainiac. You don't get all the questions either.
Lisa [00:15:42]:
I don't. I get. I get a few. But it's an opportunity to learn new things.
Samantha [00:15:46]:
All right?
Lisa [00:15:46]:
And I know you don't want to do that.
Samantha [00:15:48]:
Hostility from you. Would we. Would we like to break that down for a second? I need you to calm your.
Lisa [00:15:56]:
I'm calm. I'm just saying.
Samantha [00:15:58]:
Calm your.
Lisa [00:15:59]:
Right.
Lisa [00:15:59]:
When you watch tv, you don't necessarily look at it as a learning opportunity.
Samantha [00:16:03]:
Like I, friends of the podcast, can someone be on my side about game shows? It's just a lovely hour, half hour pastime where you get to watch people win money and you're excited for them. That's also the reason why I like to watch them. So, yes, I'm obsessed with game shows again, and I don't care.
Lisa [00:16:20]:
Okay, well, enjoy them. Enjoy them, lazy bones.
Lisa [00:16:24]:
Right?
Lisa [00:16:24]:
Only on the weekend am I lazy. And it's because I worked hard all week to get there.
Lisa [00:16:29]:
Right?
Lisa [00:16:29]:
So I earned that laziness, Manta. I learned.
Samantha [00:16:32]:
I earned it. Congratulations.
Lisa [00:16:34]:
Okay, a few moments ago, I just mentioned my ill fitting jeans.
Samantha [00:16:38]:
Yes, you did.
Lisa [00:16:39]:
This is funny, right? Because it's like 30 seconds ago, you bring out the halo. Like, ooh, Saint Sam. So Saint Sam. But yet. And then there's things like this that are not very saintly of you. So Sam was really, really rude to me one day last week. Really, really rude. She told me I need to replace my fall boots, which is just.
Lisa [00:16:59]:
It's kind of like a Doc Martin type of boot.
Samantha [00:17:01]:
It is not.
Lisa [00:17:02]:
Kind of is. And get rid of my jeans. I never tell her what to do, ever.
Samantha [00:17:06]:
You need to get rid of your ill fitting jeans.
Lisa [00:17:08]:
And I've asked for help. And what do you say?
Samantha [00:17:12]:
Go talk to Michelle.
Lisa [00:17:13]:
Right, right.
Samantha [00:17:14]:
Who also, you're really hard to shop for. And with.
Lisa [00:17:17]:
That's just me though, Right. Doesn't mean that you kick me to the curb and throw me out with the trash.
Lisa [00:17:21]:
Right.
Lisa [00:17:22]:
What do we do? What's Michelle Obama do?
Samantha [00:17:23]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:17:24]:
We go low we go high right? Or something.
Samantha [00:17:26]:
When they go low, we go high right.
Lisa [00:17:28]:
So we go high right? We don't. We. Samantha. We don't lower the bar to get to Lisa. We raise the bar and get Lisa to there.
Samantha [00:17:36]:
Honestly, am I being rude or am I just being truthful? Like, I don't want you to wear bad clothes.
Lisa [00:17:41]:
I don't. But my boots aren't bad. My boots have been fine. What about your big, thick, heavy, Gene Simmons kiss boots?
Samantha [00:17:47]:
I love those boots.
Lisa [00:17:48]:
Yeah, right.
Lisa [00:17:49]:
Are they getting replaced? No. So why are they? Okay.
Samantha [00:17:52]:
Because they're still in style.
Lisa [00:17:54]:
What? When did my boot not become in style?
Samantha [00:17:56]:
Well, that's true. Okay, fine. Wear your boot. Let's just find you a new pair of jeans. No, we'll.
Lisa [00:18:01]:
We'll also go looking for boots, too. Okay. Just because you brought it on. So let's do that. Absolutely. No. So I already threw them out.
Samantha [00:18:08]:
You did not.
Lisa [00:18:08]:
I did too.
Samantha [00:18:09]:
You never listen to me. Like, this is the. The theme of the relationship that we've had, besties and all. You've never listened to me, even though sometimes I'm right. Because you just assume that everyone else isn't as smart as you. You're a bit of an.
Lisa [00:18:25]:
I. There's lots of people I know that are smarter than me. I give them all the credit in the world.
Samantha [00:18:29]:
Oh, do you?
Lisa [00:18:30]:
I just don't know if I always think it's you.
Samantha [00:18:32]:
Well. And I don't always think it's you either.
Lisa [00:18:34]:
Right, Right. Okay.
Samantha [00:18:35]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:18:35]:
So there.
Samantha [00:18:36]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:18:37]:
Even touches as we air our dirty laundry. We're fighting a lot this this week. I hope people love us fighting as much as they love us bickering and just having fun. Uhhuh.
Samantha [00:18:46]:
Okay, Lisa, don't be a hag.
Lisa [00:18:50]:
Sorry.
Samantha [00:18:51]:
Huh? All right, well, you know, we're moving towards sweater weather.
Lisa [00:18:55]:
We're in sweater weather.
Samantha [00:18:56]:
Time for some new clothes.
Lisa [00:18:57]:
Yeah. I'm excited. Are you excited?
Samantha [00:19:00]:
You know, I like a good new sweater.
Lisa [00:19:02]:
Yeah. You love a sweater. My whole time with you, you've always felt that you love a sweater so much.
Lisa [00:19:10]:
Right.
Lisa [00:19:11]:
And I've never loved sweaters, but I've embraced them. Because sometimes that's all there is during sweater weather.
Lisa [00:19:17]:
Right.
Samantha [00:19:18]:
Unless you're wearing a shirt.
Lisa [00:19:19]:
Right. And that seems weird. I went and bought two new sweaters on Saturday. I bought two. They were smaller sizes than last year's sweaters, but the identical sweaters.
Samantha [00:19:28]:
Yes. Okay.
Lisa [00:19:29]:
Cuz I loved them so much last year. I was excited that they came back this year.
Samantha [00:19:34]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:19:35]:
Because I hate Change.
Samantha [00:19:36]:
No, I know, right? Thank God they came back for you.
Lisa [00:19:39]:
I know. I was really excited. I'm like, I will take a second black card again in a smaller size. And. And then I got a burgundy V neck sweater like the one that I never wore once last year.
Samantha [00:19:54]:
Then why did you get another one?
Lisa [00:19:56]:
Well, because I'm hoping I like it better this year. I don't feel quite as sweatery.
Lisa [00:20:00]:
Right.
Samantha [00:20:00]:
You mean you don't feel as fat?
Lisa [00:20:02]:
Well, I always felt like at my fattest, naked in a bathing suit or in a sweater.
Lisa [00:20:08]:
Right.
Lisa [00:20:08]:
Actually, not even naked.
Lisa [00:20:09]:
Right.
Lisa [00:20:09]:
Because stuff just drops. So actually I don't feel as fat naked as I do when it's come when it's all just condensed into the midsection like a bathing suit or a sweater.
Lisa [00:20:19]:
Right.
Lisa [00:20:20]:
And because I have no neck, I'm always a little sensitive to sweaters.
Lisa [00:20:23]:
Right?
Lisa [00:20:24]:
Yes. But I'm going to try it again because it's a V neck and I could do a V neck.
Samantha [00:20:29]:
Congratulations.
Lisa [00:20:30]:
Right.
Lisa [00:20:30]:
I just can't do a turtleneck or like a round neck or a scoop neck because I got.
Samantha [00:20:34]:
No, I'm really. All I'm really happy about is the fact that I wasn't with you when you bought them. Because then you can't blame me.
Lisa [00:20:39]:
I like them. They're already hanging up in my closet.
Samantha [00:20:43]:
We'll see. Yeah.
Lisa [00:20:45]:
So take that.
Lisa [00:20:45]:
Right.
Lisa [00:20:46]:
But here's something that I don't know how you're going to feel. Maybe you do it. I wouldn't do it.
Lisa [00:20:51]:
Right.
Lisa [00:20:51]:
Seems summery to me. I don't get it. Apparently everything for this fall season is supposed to be boho inspired. Like, I don't think that that's my look. Is it like, is that like, is it like that?
Samantha [00:21:04]:
No.
Lisa [00:21:04]:
Like beatnik?
Samantha [00:21:05]:
No.
Lisa [00:21:06]:
No.
Samantha [00:21:06]:
Maybe.
Lisa [00:21:07]:
Maybe I don't think I'm beatnik. Do I give off a beatnik vibe?
Samantha [00:21:10]:
Question, Beanie. What are you reading or watching that you found out about a fashion trend? That's the bigger problem in question that.
Lisa [00:21:20]:
We have here because there's a section in one of the news things that I read and it says fashion and I click on it sometimes and it was that. And I'm like, oh, this is why I don't come to you very often.
Samantha [00:21:31]:
And that's unfortunate.
Lisa [00:21:32]:
Yeah, boho.
Samantha [00:21:33]:
Because now you're going to be worried that you're boho. Everything feel like you're not boho.
Lisa [00:21:37]:
However, with my ill fitted jeans and how faded there be Boho. No, no. My acid wash carpenter jeans. Boho. No, no. I Feel I have no boho in my life.
Samantha [00:21:47]:
You don't have boho unless you're willing to wear like a hat and a scarf. Like, like, I don't think you're going to be boho. Or you're going to wear. Or you're going to wear flowy shirts, right?
Lisa [00:21:56]:
Like, no, that's never going to be. Never. Am I flowing in my shirts or anything like that.
Lisa [00:22:02]:
Ever, ever, ever.
Samantha [00:22:03]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:22:04]:
No, it's never going to happen. I could see you being all, are you going to be boho?
Samantha [00:22:07]:
Well, I mean, I could remember you.
Lisa [00:22:09]:
Were going to be Mrs. Roper for a few years.
Samantha [00:22:11]:
Well, I still want to be Mrs. Roper.
Lisa [00:22:13]:
Well, and a little young still for that. And that's a compliment, might I add.
Samantha [00:22:18]:
Oh, you're just quick. Yep. All right.
Lisa [00:22:21]:
I'm just saying. Samantha, it's because it's fall. It's because it's fall. School started again.
Samantha [00:22:25]:
I know. And it's all schooly and pumpkin spicy.
Lisa [00:22:28]:
And all of it, Right?
Samantha [00:22:30]:
Yeah. It's like my parents, they cracked out the meatloaf weeks, but ahead of time.
Lisa [00:22:34]:
Like how many weeks?
Samantha [00:22:36]:
Like a few.
Lisa [00:22:37]:
Oh, should I've had it about it now? You've had it.
Samantha [00:22:40]:
No, it's delightful though. It's like a kickass meatloaf. Put a little super burger in there and it's like, yum, yum.
Lisa [00:22:47]:
I feel I make a kick ass meatloaf too. And, and, and I too have been thinking about meatloaf and maybe, maybe something for the boom baby bakery and cafe. Only I want to make my meatloafs in like little muffin tins and just freeze them and have just like, like a, like a two bite. I need everything to be two or three bites coming going forward. Okay. So I feel all my things are going to be cooked in a muffin tin and eaten on a small plate.
Samantha [00:23:16]:
Why not?
Lisa [00:23:16]:
It's like the chips, right? I roll and clip. It's all about rational and clip. It's all about rationing, right? It's all about rationing. But yeah, so. So that's what I see with the meatloaf. I think meatloaf is like. I think meatloaf is like God's gift to fall.
Samantha [00:23:31]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:23:32]:
Right.
Lisa [00:23:32]:
Like, I just like, I love a meatloaf.
Samantha [00:23:35]:
Well, I like it better than a burger right now. Like, if I'm being honest.
Lisa [00:23:39]:
Well, because now it's almost not burger season. Right? We're past it.
Samantha [00:23:42]:
I have to tell you something. It was a revelation. You know how come fall and around Thanksgiving we Always like to try and find a turkey dinner, right?
Lisa [00:23:50]:
Yeah, totally. We go to the Denny's.
Samantha [00:23:52]:
The Denny's has a turkey dinner. Well, we stopped in a. In a. In a town in B.C. before we came to where we are right now. And there was this. We stopped at this diner called the Home Diner.
Lisa [00:24:03]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:24:03]:
Been there for a million years. And my sister and her family were like, you're gonna love it. You're gonna love it. So sat down.
Lisa [00:24:10]:
Was it weathered? Like, was it weathered?
Samantha [00:24:12]:
No, it was. It was just normal. It was just a normal diner. So we sat down, and there was, like, a pretty decent menu. And I'm like, turkey dinner sandwich. It was a turkey dinner, or you could have a hot turkey sandwich, but it was bread, stuffing, turkey, French fries, super salad, whatever. I got the hot. Yes, I had the hot turkey sandwich, Lisa.
Samantha [00:24:33]:
It was like Thanksgiving on a plate.
Lisa [00:24:35]:
Oh, that's happiness in my heart. Clogging it up every inch of the way. So good. That's why we like. What's that place in the Blue Diamond? I can't believe we just announced that we go there. Well, we haven't gone there in a long time. Probably not since.
Samantha [00:24:47]:
We haven't gone there in a really long time.
Lisa [00:24:49]:
But they make great sandwiches with gravy.
Samantha [00:24:52]:
Yes, they do, right?
Lisa [00:24:53]:
Like, really good sandwiches. There's something to be said about a sandwich with gravy on it in the fall. Yeah. And yet it's weird because I don't like mushy food. No, but it's different.
Samantha [00:25:02]:
You don't.
Lisa [00:25:03]:
It's different. It's totally different.
Samantha [00:25:06]:
Oh, and then they had a. They had a meatloaf there, too. And I'm like, oh, I almost went for the meatloaf, but I was like, I'm feeling a turkey dinner.
Lisa [00:25:13]:
I'm feeling turkey sandwich.
Lisa [00:25:14]:
Right.
Lisa [00:25:14]:
It's getting close to turkey. We're getting there.
Lisa [00:25:17]:
Right.
Lisa [00:25:17]:
That's kind of where we are. Season. We've changed the food over.
Lisa [00:25:20]:
Right.
Lisa [00:25:20]:
It's seasonal, so.
Lisa [00:25:21]:
Right.
Lisa [00:25:21]:
No more barbecuing burgers. Because now it's like, the oven can come on. The oven can come on, and we can cook in it again.
Lisa [00:25:30]:
Right.
Lisa [00:25:31]:
It's September. It's the burr months. It's the burr months now. That's when we use the oven during the bur. Months.
Lisa [00:25:38]:
Right.
Samantha [00:25:40]:
Oh, my God, yes. Let's add that to all the weird things that go along with you changing into seasonal foods.
Lisa [00:25:46]:
If you could have seen us finishing off the potato salad on the weekend. Get it done, get it done, get it done.
Lisa [00:25:52]:
Right.
Lisa [00:25:52]:
Sad to say, there was one box of craft dinner. Not craft dinner, but the craft macaroni salad we did not get done. Expire. It'll be fine. It's good. Or I'll take it to a food bank or something.
Lisa [00:26:05]:
Right?
Lisa [00:26:05]:
Okay. Yeah, yeah. And everything else.
Lisa [00:26:08]:
Right.
Samantha [00:26:09]:
Oh, yes.
Lisa [00:26:09]:
I said to Mike, I said no more. No more watermelon dude.
Lisa [00:26:12]:
Right.
Lisa [00:26:12]:
Because we're. We're now past that season now.
Samantha [00:26:15]:
Right now we're in apple season.
Lisa [00:26:17]:
We're in apples. I'll take apples with some caramel dips, please, because that's the best way to get your slices in is to dip them in the caramel.
Samantha [00:26:25]:
And it's pie season. Pie season's back. That's apple pie.
Lisa [00:26:29]:
Any type of pie. Any pies.
Lisa [00:26:31]:
Right?
Lisa [00:26:31]:
It's pies.
Samantha [00:26:32]:
It's all about the pie.
Lisa [00:26:33]:
Right?
Lisa [00:26:35]:
So, yeah.
Samantha [00:26:35]:
Oh, and that diner also had really good pies.
Lisa [00:26:38]:
Nice.
Samantha [00:26:39]:
We had a coconut. A banana. Coconut Banana cream pie.
Lisa [00:26:42]:
Not always a fan of a cream pie, but.
Samantha [00:26:45]:
No, but it was so good.
Lisa [00:26:46]:
Was it?
Samantha [00:26:47]:
Yeah. I just had a taste, but I was like, this is awesome. This place rock.
Lisa [00:26:51]:
Right?
Lisa [00:26:52]:
Like, it's just. Yeah. Like it's happening, friends. It's happening. The changes, they are out there now. We've made you.
Lisa [00:26:58]:
We've made them right.
Lisa [00:27:00]:
Back to school. When you were a kid, did you look forward to it?
Samantha [00:27:02]:
Of course. I got new pens.
Lisa [00:27:04]:
You got the new pen.
Lisa [00:27:05]:
Right.
Lisa [00:27:06]:
I looked forward to it for social reasons.
Samantha [00:27:09]:
Of course you did.
Lisa [00:27:10]:
And then I just automatically started thinking every back to school year, God, how am I going to get through this one?
Lisa [00:27:15]:
Right?
Lisa [00:27:16]:
Let's just aim for a C. Right? Just get a C. Right. Nobody's expecting anything more. Don't put crazy expectations on yourself, Lisa. There's just no need.
Samantha [00:27:27]:
There's no need.
Lisa [00:27:28]:
No. And then you got your new clothes. Right? You always had your back to school outfit on.
Samantha [00:27:32]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:27:32]:
Right.
Lisa [00:27:33]:
So you always hope that the first day of fall for school was a little bit cooler, Right? Because it was hot and you were in your new corduroys. You were gonna be hot.
Samantha [00:27:40]:
Or your new sweater.
Lisa [00:27:41]:
Right.
Samantha [00:27:42]:
Or a sweatshirt. You're gonna die.
Lisa [00:27:45]:
You're gonna die.
Lisa [00:27:46]:
Right?
Samantha [00:27:46]:
Yeah, But.
Lisa [00:27:47]:
But you topped it out anyways.
Samantha [00:27:48]:
I'm school for the back to school stuff. Like the new binders you got.
Lisa [00:27:53]:
And I bet you got excited picking out a pencil case.
Samantha [00:27:56]:
Oh, of course. Yeah. I loved all that stuff.
Lisa [00:27:58]:
I didn't really care about like that.
Samantha [00:28:00]:
Yeah, well, you know what? Not everybody's like, you, Scrooge.
Lisa [00:28:03]:
No. You know, it just didn't matter. I didn't. Whatever. I'm. Apparently, I need a pin.
Samantha [00:28:07]:
That's right.
Lisa [00:28:08]:
You were too.
Samantha [00:28:08]:
You were too busy being social.
Lisa [00:28:10]:
I was too busy being cool. Samantha.
Samantha [00:28:12]:
Oh, that's right. That's right. Okay, well, some of us weren't C students.
Lisa [00:28:18]:
I know, right?
Samantha [00:28:19]:
Some of.
Lisa [00:28:19]:
Some of us worked really hard to be a students. And where are we both now? In the same place, doing the same thing. So I don't know. Whose theory painting off mine. Are yours?
Samantha [00:28:28]:
I don't know. I don't know.
Lisa [00:28:29]:
It's hard to say.
Lisa [00:28:30]:
Right.
Lisa [00:28:30]:
I just didn't feel like I needed to overachieve in that it didn't matter.
Samantha [00:28:35]:
I feel like that's a theme throughout your entire life.
Lisa [00:28:38]:
I don't aim. My goal is not to overachieve. The minute I overachieve, people want more from me. I'd rather just give more out of the kindness of my heart because it's a really kind, kind heart. I'd rather just give more. And people be like, oh, wow, I wasn't expecting that. I know, right?
Samantha [00:28:54]:
Right.
Lisa [00:28:55]:
As opposed to, here's the expectations, and I expect more from you aut automatically, I'm begrudgingly having to do it.
Samantha [00:29:01]:
Oh, look at you using that word, begrudgingly.
Lisa [00:29:04]:
Well, I feel I've learned to use it a lot lately because I've spent so much time with you. Well, this is begrudgingly.
Samantha [00:29:10]:
And I begrudgingly spent time with you.
Lisa [00:29:12]:
Right.
Lisa [00:29:13]:
How was your trip? How was your drive back home? Begrudgingly. Okay, we made it.
Samantha [00:29:18]:
We made it.
Lisa [00:29:19]:
We made it.
Lisa [00:29:20]:
Right?
Samantha [00:29:21]:
Just. Just barely, folks.
Lisa [00:29:23]:
Just barely. Just barely.
Lisa [00:29:24]:
Right?
Samantha [00:29:25]:
But you know what? Speaking. But speaking of fall, like, it started the witchy season.
Lisa [00:29:29]:
Lisa, that's you. That's your season, not mine.
Samantha [00:29:32]:
I know. I love. I love this time of year just for. For that simple fact. And it's like you start to believe in the magic.
Lisa [00:29:39]:
I don't wind, and I believe in none of it anymore. Do you remember the story I just told you about my. My. My three cards and how I'm doomed?
Samantha [00:29:47]:
Yeah. Well, I think they came looking for you and then they wanted money from you.
Lisa [00:29:51]:
Well, I don't know. I'm just saying, Halloween's not my cup of tea. Like it's fine. Like it was fine. Whatever. It's fine. But I love it like you do.
Lisa [00:29:59]:
Right?
Lisa [00:29:59]:
You like.
Samantha [00:30:00]:
I know, but I have. I'm sure there's friends at the podcast that also love Halloween as much as I bet.
Lisa [00:30:05]:
I bet you there's lots of people that do love Halloween, right?
Samantha [00:30:08]:
I love a good Halloween.
Lisa [00:30:09]:
I know. Like she'll get all dressed up, look like a witch, so she just puts a little makeup on and then she puts on a hat.
Samantha [00:30:15]:
Rude.
Lisa [00:30:15]:
What else do you do? Do you not put a little makeup on you not put. Do you not put a little makeup on your face to look like a witch? I'm sorry.
Samantha [00:30:24]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:30:24]:
I've seen you. It looked like you put some makeup on your face.
Samantha [00:30:27]:
Just, just not be this person.
Lisa [00:30:29]:
And then you put the black hat on. You do those things, don't you?
Samantha [00:30:32]:
Oh, my God. I don't have a hat anymore.
Lisa [00:30:34]:
Well, okay, so now you're a witch with.
Samantha [00:30:36]:
I have a long flowy robe and.
Lisa [00:30:38]:
Some long ugly hair.
Samantha [00:30:40]:
Whatever, dude.
Lisa [00:30:40]:
Whatever. I'm just saying. I'm not making fun of you. I'm just saying you go to a lot of work.
Samantha [00:30:44]:
I do. I liked. I like to get dressed up and I, I believe my sister in law is planning a Halloween party again, but cannot decide on a theme. But I'm going to be involved and I'm going. I'm very excited. Last year was zombie apocalypse. That was so much fun.
Lisa [00:30:59]:
I would rather pull out my toenails.
Samantha [00:31:04]:
You know, you just take all the fun.
Lisa [00:31:06]:
I do.
Samantha [00:31:07]:
You take all the fun. And you're a fun squisher. You're a fun. You're a fun squasher.
Lisa [00:31:11]:
Only on things I don't want to do, though. If it's stuff I want to do. I'm totally like, you always make me.
Samantha [00:31:16]:
You make me join in your shit.
Lisa [00:31:18]:
But you don't join in any of my shit.
Samantha [00:31:21]:
No, I don't.
Lisa [00:31:21]:
Right.
Lisa [00:31:22]:
Ever. So just stop it right there. Hey, Pinocchio, I think your nose is growing.
Lisa [00:31:27]:
Right?
Lisa [00:31:28]:
I'm just saying. Okay, but here's something exciting that I think we both can agree on. Tim Hortons has an ooey gooey butter tart.
Samantha [00:31:35]:
I thought.
Lisa [00:31:35]:
And it's ooey and gooey.
Samantha [00:31:37]:
Hey, I want to try it.
Lisa [00:31:39]:
Is this around the season? We need to talk to Alex Brown and see if we can go on our butter tart tour.
Samantha [00:31:43]:
Oh, maybe butter tart season is coming up.
Lisa [00:31:46]:
Right?
Lisa [00:31:46]:
I think we need to reach out to our friend and say, hey, what are you doing on a Friday night? Let's go find some butter tarts.
Samantha [00:31:51]:
But yeah, that's what you want to do on a Friday night. Let's go for some butter tarts.
Lisa [00:31:56]:
I would like to do that. She's younger than us. She might be like, that's kind of boring.
Samantha [00:31:59]:
It's Kind of boring.
Lisa [00:32:01]:
It's good for old ladies, though. Just saying. But the Tim Hortons one, it looks. I haven't had it yet. My concern is it looks a little thick.
Samantha [00:32:09]:
Yeah. Because I. I don't like a thick butter tarts.
Lisa [00:32:12]:
Like, not.
Samantha [00:32:12]:
I don't like the pastry to be thick.
Lisa [00:32:14]:
No.
Lisa [00:32:15]:
Right.
Lisa [00:32:15]:
And it looks a little thick. But I think it's because it has to hold all the ooey and gooey.
Samantha [00:32:19]:
And there's a lot to ooey and gooey.
Lisa [00:32:21]:
There's a lot of ooey and gooey.
Lisa [00:32:22]:
Right.
Lisa [00:32:22]:
But every time I'm at the Tim Hortons, it's always full. They're always awful. Like, I wonder if they just have somebody who just keeps spilling them because they sell so fast. I don't know.
Samantha [00:32:32]:
Probably. Well. And all their pumpkin spice stuff is out now, too.
Lisa [00:32:35]:
Thumbs down.
Samantha [00:32:36]:
I know. Because you're like, anti pumpkin.
Lisa [00:32:39]:
Yeah. Dear Haley, I will not try your pumpkin spice thing again this year.
Samantha [00:32:44]:
Okay. So pumpkin spice or apple flavored? I'm going to guess apple flavor.
Lisa [00:32:48]:
I'm going apple for sure. And maple. I like maple in the fall, too.
Samantha [00:32:53]:
You're very traditional.
Lisa [00:32:55]:
Yeah. I don't like pumpkin. I don't. I only like pumpkin pie. And it. Minimally minimal. Like, if I never had pumpkin pie again, life would be fine. But.
Lisa [00:33:03]:
But I mean. But I can do it.
Lisa [00:33:04]:
Right.
Samantha [00:33:05]:
But you won't be happy.
Lisa [00:33:06]:
Like, I don't mind a piece of pumpkin pie, but I just need one piece, and that's good for the year. Good timing.
Samantha [00:33:11]:
Over. So would you rather have apple pieces?
Lisa [00:33:13]:
For sure. Always an apple pie or an apple crumble or apple Brown Betty. Didn't the Boom Baby bakery used to make an apple Brown Betty?
Samantha [00:33:20]:
I believe you were very much a part of that.
Lisa [00:33:22]:
Yes. Yeah.
Lisa [00:33:23]:
Right.
Lisa [00:33:23]:
We need to bring that back, too.
Samantha [00:33:25]:
Apple.
Lisa [00:33:25]:
Anything with a crumble. Because that's just like oatmeal and sugar. Brown sugar and oatmeal.
Lisa [00:33:30]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:33:31]:
I don't even need it on the pie. I'll just eat that in a bag, take it as a snack. Brown sugar and oatmeal combined with a little bit of butter. So good.
Lisa [00:33:39]:
Right?
Lisa [00:33:39]:
It'd be so good. But yeah. No. And you. I know you love all things you'll do. Like, you'll do like a. A pumpkin. Pumpkin muffin.
Lisa [00:33:46]:
A pumpkin this.
Samantha [00:33:48]:
Stop with the face.
Lisa [00:33:49]:
Stop with the face.
Samantha [00:33:50]:
I don't poo poo. Your love of apples and maples and whatever.
Lisa [00:33:54]:
Because I don't.
Samantha [00:33:54]:
I love that pumpkin. I love pumpkin pie. I love pumpkin Spice lattes. I love a pumpkin muffin. I love all things pumpkin.
Lisa [00:34:01]:
And I think it's horrible. I think it's nasty, and that's.
Samantha [00:34:04]:
Congratulations.
Lisa [00:34:05]:
Why am I allowed to have my opinion?
Samantha [00:34:06]:
I'm not poo pooing your apple.
Lisa [00:34:08]:
You poo poo everything. If I said to you, hey, would you rather have this instead of this? What are you gonna say?
Samantha [00:34:12]:
No, I'd say, I like pumpkin, you like apple.
Lisa [00:34:15]:
Right.
Samantha [00:34:16]:
Let's just go our separate way.
Lisa [00:34:17]:
And you don't.
Samantha [00:34:18]:
Yeah, right.
Lisa [00:34:18]:
And you don't think there'd be a face attached to that comment? Come on.
Samantha [00:34:22]:
No.
Lisa [00:34:22]:
Really?
Samantha [00:34:23]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:34:24]:
You must not know your face very good.
Samantha [00:34:26]:
I leave my faces right where they're supposed to be.
Lisa [00:34:29]:
You don't. Your face is not a good face.
Samantha [00:34:31]:
Sometimes I leave my face for, I don't know. Fetching you your stupid. What was it? A blue slushy?
Lisa [00:34:38]:
Yeah, hi. It was a Slush Puppy. And so many people also have not ever seen where there's just three flavors.
Samantha [00:34:46]:
There was only three.
Lisa [00:34:47]:
Still seems odd that you could have texted and said, hey, which flavor do you like out of these three? Then I might have said, not. I don't know.
Samantha [00:34:53]:
I got you the green one. Then it would have been a waste of my time, but it wouldn't have mattered.
Lisa [00:34:57]:
We wouldn't have known. You would have had to waste your time anyways, just in case they had the blue one.
Lisa [00:35:02]:
Right.
Lisa [00:35:02]:
If there's a workaround, we should. We need to exercise it. That's all I thought with that.
Samantha [00:35:06]:
The workaround is not for you. The workaround is for the person that has to go fetch your shit. That's the workaround, is that you always.
Lisa [00:35:14]:
Have people fetch yourself. Listen, we're never going to get past this Slush Puppy.
Samantha [00:35:17]:
We are not.
Lisa [00:35:19]:
And again, if memory serves, I couldn't get out of that car because somebody broke it before we pulled out of the airport in the new one. Because somebody's got a. She's got button hands. Got a button hands. Button hands. Button hands.
Samantha [00:35:33]:
Oh, shut up.
Lisa [00:35:34]:
Ah. I'm just saying. Okay, what about baked apple? It's a trend. Is it only a trend now? I mean, it used to be a big Trend in the 70s, right? Like, that was a big dessert back in the day.
Samantha [00:35:43]:
I don't think it's a big thing now.
Lisa [00:35:45]:
No, I think that I've seen it.
Samantha [00:35:47]:
Is it coming back?
Lisa [00:35:47]:
Why are you questioning all of my things?
Samantha [00:35:49]:
I don't know.
Lisa [00:35:50]:
With that face, with that face, Eyebrows go up. Is it coming back? Bottom lip goes Down. Is it coming back like that? That's your face. It's still a trend. It's coming back. It's boho. It's boho.
Samantha [00:36:04]:
It's not boho. I think boho is a fashion trend. It's not a food trend.
Lisa [00:36:09]:
It is. It's bohemian. And the bohemian people like baked apples.
Lisa [00:36:13]:
I heard.
Lisa [00:36:13]:
I read that one.
Samantha [00:36:15]:
Do bohemian people like stuffed peppers? That might be making a comeback.
Lisa [00:36:18]:
We ate stuffed peppers growing up.
Samantha [00:36:21]:
Oh, look at you. Bohemian.
Lisa [00:36:22]:
Did you eat that?
Samantha [00:36:25]:
No, I don't. That. I don't feel like that was.
Lisa [00:36:27]:
Really ate that because my mom liked it. That's the only reason. Reason we had no choice in our food.
Samantha [00:36:31]:
All right.
Lisa [00:36:31]:
Right.
Lisa [00:36:32]:
It was 70s moms, right? You're going to eat whatever's being served, never make it again as an adult.
Samantha [00:36:36]:
Like, are you regressing? Like, are you going back to the 70s food? Is that where this is all going?
Lisa [00:36:41]:
I don't want to go back to the 70s. But you know what? I think there's some things from the 70s that are really, really good.
Lisa [00:36:46]:
Right.
Lisa [00:36:47]:
And I don't just mean like spanking kids. Did I just say that out loud?
Samantha [00:36:51]:
Okay, we're not diving into that because you don't have any. And neither do I.
Lisa [00:36:55]:
Right.
Samantha [00:36:55]:
However.
Lisa [00:36:55]:
But here's the thing, right? It doesn't mean I don't feel. I don't have opinions. I feel. Yeah. Because I feel strongly that sometimes kids aren't that good right now and that.
Samantha [00:37:06]:
Maybe this turn into that.
Lisa [00:37:08]:
Because you just said I couldn't talk about parenting.
Samantha [00:37:11]:
No, we can't talk about it. No, we can't.
Lisa [00:37:15]:
It's just parenting. Really?
Samantha [00:37:17]:
Because I've not done that.
Lisa [00:37:19]:
I know, but just because. Just because we didn't have kids doesn't mean we don't have common sense. Oh, okay.
Lisa [00:37:25]:
Right.
Samantha [00:37:26]:
So all the hate comments moments should go to Lisa.
Lisa [00:37:29]:
There's no.
Samantha [00:37:29]:
Address all of them to Lisa.
Lisa [00:37:31]:
There's no need for hate. I'm saying this with love in my heart. Really?
Samantha [00:37:35]:
For what? Love in your heart for what, Elisa?
Lisa [00:37:37]:
For not having children but still being observant to how they are behaving in public spaces.
Samantha [00:37:43]:
And how would you like them to.
Lisa [00:37:44]:
Behave better than they do?
Samantha [00:37:46]:
And what would you be doing?
Lisa [00:37:47]:
I don't know what. I don't know what I. Do you watch those guys on Tick Tock? The better guys?
Samantha [00:37:51]:
No.
Lisa [00:37:52]:
They're so funny. It's Zachary and I don't know the other guy. And they are a tick tock sensation. And the one guy, he's Autistic. And he is priceless. He's so wonderful. I love him so much. And they do, and everything is.
Lisa [00:38:06]:
And how does that make you feel? Better. And it's awesome. He's like an adult, right? It's like, awesome. He just tries to make everybody feel better, and it's awesome.
Samantha [00:38:14]:
That's nice.
Lisa [00:38:15]:
Yeah, it's cute. Okay, so. But back to parenting. No, I'm not saying that I would be a good parent. We were talking about this, actually, the other day at work with a couple of my volunteers, and I said I chose not to have kids because I felt I would be too selfish. And that's okay. That's okay, Samantha.
Samantha [00:38:33]:
Yeah. Yeah, Right.
Lisa [00:38:34]:
That's probably the same reason why you didn't want to have kids.
Samantha [00:38:37]:
I didn't want to be responsible for another human being.
Lisa [00:38:39]:
I also didn't want to birth. I didn't want to go through that.
Samantha [00:38:42]:
I saw the video. I had no interest in that.
Lisa [00:38:45]:
Like, I tell you, that was not like a. Like, that was not like a sales video for me whatsoever. Did the opposite. I'm good.
Lisa [00:38:52]:
Right?
Lisa [00:38:53]:
That's my no, no zone. And you're not supposed to touch it. Yeah.
Samantha [00:38:57]:
Like, honestly, it should have been a deterrent for a lot of people, but apparently it has not been.
Lisa [00:39:02]:
Apparently it wasn't. Apparently the. The. The pros outweighed the cons.
Lisa [00:39:05]:
Right.
Lisa [00:39:06]:
Which we don't know because we didn't have kids. But think of it this way. If we had had kids. Think of it. We would have been better cooks. Our cooking wouldn't just taste like necessity.
Samantha [00:39:15]:
No.
Lisa [00:39:15]:
Something happens. You birth a baby and some. Somewhere in the first six months, you learn how to cook food. I don't know how, but that's what happens.
Lisa [00:39:22]:
Right?
Lisa [00:39:22]:
We would have been more. We would have been more forgiving.
Samantha [00:39:25]:
Sure.
Lisa [00:39:26]:
Right.
Lisa [00:39:26]:
Because you're supposed to be forgiving if you're a mom.
Lisa [00:39:28]:
Right.
Lisa [00:39:28]:
Thou shalt forgive. Snotty knows kids for being bad. I think that's like the oath you take right after your birth.
Lisa [00:39:35]:
Right?
Samantha [00:39:36]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:39:37]:
So I don't know. There's a lot it could have done for us, but I'm glad I didn't do it.
Samantha [00:39:40]:
I didn't.
Lisa [00:39:41]:
I wasn't sold on. I wasn't sold on the program. The program never goes away.
Lisa [00:39:45]:
Hey.
Lisa [00:39:46]:
No, it's always there. It's always there. Oh, you know, it's just. It's just a lot, Samantha. It's just a lot.
Samantha [00:39:57]:
Okay, well, now, I know you said that you don't think I'm very smart.
Lisa [00:40:00]:
I never. I've never said that I don't think you're very smart. I've said that I think I'm sometimes smarter than you. Totally different.
Samantha [00:40:07]:
Don't think you are. I learned a new old word.
Lisa [00:40:10]:
A new old word. Okay.
Samantha [00:40:12]:
Latabulate. Latabulate.
Lisa [00:40:15]:
Latabulate.
Samantha [00:40:16]:
Lat. Eh, Let abulate.
Lisa [00:40:18]:
Could you give me. Could you give me.
Samantha [00:40:20]:
No, I can't give you the origin. It means to hide in a corner in an attempt to escape reality.
Lisa [00:40:25]:
I feel you labitulate a lot. Feel your pastime is labutilating. You are a labutilator by nature. You just go looking for a word to sum you up that Would you.
Samantha [00:40:37]:
Well, you know, it came through my social feed and I was like, like.
Lisa [00:40:41]:
This speaks to me through our shared feed. Because I'd be like, what the hell is. I would be like, what is this word? Love you. Too late.
Samantha [00:40:50]:
I thought it was good.
Lisa [00:40:51]:
And so that's good. So that's. You feel that's latabulate. Yes.
Samantha [00:40:56]:
It means to hide in a corner in order to escape reality.
Lisa [00:40:59]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:40:59]:
Go for it.
Lisa [00:41:00]:
Go for it.
Lisa [00:41:01]:
Right.
Lisa [00:41:01]:
Not my thing. Not my thing. But there's another tick tock Trend. Hey. The Jet2 holiday. Apparently they show their holiday fiascos.
Samantha [00:41:10]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:41:10]:
Why didn't we do this? Why didn't we even do a. Hey, come get ready with me. That's right. Because we didn't really get ready. Right. We just woke up and went.
Samantha [00:41:18]:
Yeah. Because we just needed to drive 10 hours a day.
Lisa [00:41:22]:
Right.
Lisa [00:41:22]:
I feel like we missed. Like we just are on the cusp of going viral and we're just missing out all the time.
Samantha [00:41:28]:
Yes. We needed to maybe have the. The hotel stay in Kenora.
Lisa [00:41:33]:
Right.
Samantha [00:41:35]:
Part of the viral sensation.
Lisa [00:41:37]:
Right.
Lisa [00:41:37]:
You know, you know the lovely travel lodge that greets you with their local crack hoe kids.
Samantha [00:41:43]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:41:43]:
And then I'm saying that because that's what they were.
Samantha [00:41:45]:
They.
Lisa [00:41:46]:
They. I recognize it because we have it here.
Samantha [00:41:48]:
Yes, we do.
Lisa [00:41:49]:
Right.
Lisa [00:41:50]:
It's like, hey, they're everywhere. That was kind of good.
Samantha [00:41:54]:
Yeah. But the door also had like gigantic pieces at the bottom taken out like someone had kicked it or chopped it. I don't know.
Lisa [00:42:01]:
And no doubt that they did. Right. Like, of course that's what would have happened.
Lisa [00:42:04]:
Right.
Lisa [00:42:04]:
It's not good. It's not good. Like, that's crazy.
Lisa [00:42:08]:
Hey.
Samantha [00:42:09]:
But we could have. We could have done the jet to Han.
Lisa [00:42:12]:
We could have done it, right? And we could have said, hey, we're at the Travelodge. Not The Travel Lodge in Kenora, Ontario. And you're the Travelodge. Do you know that these people are ripped off your. Your. Your name and. And they represent themselves as you.
Samantha [00:42:27]:
And I think they're allowed to because they're part of the chain.
Lisa [00:42:30]:
I think that the people need to do. Remember how when we worked at Pennington's, there's always a kiss the baby, spank the manager tour? Yeah.
Lisa [00:42:38]:
Right.
Lisa [00:42:39]:
I feel that's what needs to happen with the Travel Lodge in. In Northern Ontario.
Samantha [00:42:44]:
Oh, I. I miss those days when it was kiss the babies bank the manager.
Lisa [00:42:49]:
And by that, friends of the podcast, what we mean is that your big boss would come in and she'd be super nice to all the staff. Kiss the baby. Kiss the baby. Kiss the baby. Go to the back. Spank the manager. What?
Samantha [00:43:00]:
It was.
Lisa [00:43:00]:
It was supposed to baby spank the manager tour.
Samantha [00:43:02]:
Spank the manager tour.
Lisa [00:43:03]:
Job picture, every year of it. Remember we always had big Rosie driving the bus. Hope he doesn't listen to the podcast.
Samantha [00:43:12]:
Here's open. Yeah, that was always super. Must.
Lisa [00:43:16]:
Must be Christmas, because it's kissed the baby and spanked the manager.
Samantha [00:43:20]:
Manager tour.
Lisa [00:43:23]:
Oh, the world of retail. It's been so good to us.
Samantha [00:43:26]:
Oh, yes. Lots of fun things have happened in that world.
Lisa [00:43:30]:
All right.
Lisa [00:43:31]:
I'm just saying, I think that the Travel Lodge needs to investigate. Somebody stole your logo and you don't know about it.
Samantha [00:43:36]:
Yeah, that's true. Well, in our Facebook Sunday, we asked people what their motel horror stories were.
Lisa [00:43:42]:
Apparently, you and I are not. What happened to us is not uncommon.
Samantha [00:43:46]:
No, it's not. Okay, so Karen thought that she was getting a Jacuzzi, but it actually was the whirlpool tub in the owner's bathroom.
Lisa [00:43:55]:
Like, what is that? What is. How is that presented to you, Karen?
Samantha [00:44:00]:
I don't know.
Lisa [00:44:01]:
It sounds creepy, man.
Samantha [00:44:03]:
Okay, but Cindy's. Cindy's, like, took the cake. Her and her hubby, they were on their honeymoon. They were in Reno, Nevada. They checked into this hotel. The door looked like it had been kicked in and had massive holes in it. When she put down her luggage, she saw used needles and used condoms everywhere. She's like, like, we're leaving.
Samantha [00:44:23]:
And hubby's like, I gotta go to the bathroom. He goes into the bathroom, turns around, walks right back out and says, we're going.
Lisa [00:44:30]:
And that's from a dude who could stand. That's not good.
Samantha [00:44:33]:
That is not a good thing. That is not a good thing. And then Karen, apparently, the door of the room that they were gonna potentially Maybe check into. Looked like Freddy Krueger had taken an ax to it, and it'll be, like, our top. Yeah. And a creepy ex cop was apparently running it as well, so I'm like, that's really fun.
Lisa [00:44:52]:
Yeah.
Samantha [00:44:53]:
And then Matt had booked a room. Him and his friends had booked this room for his 19th birthday to party in. The bed had lipstick and mascara stains. They left shortly after.
Lisa [00:45:04]:
That's dudes walking out.
Lisa [00:45:06]:
Hey.
Samantha [00:45:06]:
Yeah, that's not good, right?
Lisa [00:45:08]:
That's not good. That's not good.
Samantha [00:45:10]:
And then Nancy was in Italy. Venice, Italy. And apparently there was a glass shower in the middle of the room.
Lisa [00:45:17]:
Oh, that's weird.
Samantha [00:45:19]:
Okay, well, I just feel like that's wrong.
Lisa [00:45:22]:
Okay. Speaking of glass. I know. I'm gonna. I have a story to tell after about glass hours. Sorry.
Samantha [00:45:27]:
No, go ahead.
Lisa [00:45:27]:
No, no, no. It has nothing to do with hotels.
Samantha [00:45:29]:
Okay. And then Haley. One last one. Haley Sims. Horrible room and swift current at the Hojos. And Howard Johnson walked in, walked out, and then also witnessed a drug exchange in the parking lot. Oh, my God. Such a similar experience, except we didn't walk out of the room.
Lisa [00:45:49]:
We decided to stay put because we.
Samantha [00:45:51]:
Had lugged all of our luggage up.
Lisa [00:45:52]:
You know what? For us, it was totally based on being lazy. And Sam actually lugged it all up. Yeah. I knew for a fact we were staying put. She's never doing this again. She's not doing this till the morning time. One time, when my kid's sister and I were driving through. Through parts of Ontario, too, when we were going to university in Manitoba, we stayed at this one place, and the lady said when we checked in, she's like, don't put your suitcases on the floor.
Lisa [00:46:19]:
Okay. How come? She's like, because the critters will go in there.
Samantha [00:46:22]:
Like, okay, critters.
Lisa [00:46:24]:
So. And then. So. So she's like, you're gonna need to put it on. On. On. On the desk. Okay.
Lisa [00:46:30]:
So none of the critters in your room are flying then, right? They're only, like, on ground. Your critters just want to make sure I got it all cased.
Samantha [00:46:38]:
Oh, my God. That's so gross.
Lisa [00:46:40]:
So based on our trip, have a travel lodge. That was gross. But clean beds.
Samantha [00:46:46]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:46:46]:
Or you had the 1970s.
Samantha [00:46:49]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:46:50]:
Goma Motel. Where do you go back to?
Samantha [00:46:52]:
Neither.
Lisa [00:46:53]:
No, you got to pick one. You got to go.
Samantha [00:46:54]:
No, I can't.
Lisa [00:46:55]:
You gotta. You got to. No, you have to.
Samantha [00:46:58]:
You can't make me.
Lisa [00:46:59]:
I'm going to the 70s one. Because at least it just Felt like something that my Uncle Bob would have taken us to.
Lisa [00:47:05]:
Right.
Lisa [00:47:05]:
Like if we were vacationing with uncle Bob in 1975. Just only it was 2025. Like I'm thankful we didn't stick around for muffins in the morning.
Samantha [00:47:15]:
No, I'm very thankful for that.
Lisa [00:47:16]:
Right.
Lisa [00:47:17]:
Oh my goodness. My goodness. Samantha. Okay, so put the glass. The glass shower curtain or glass shower. So we don't have a glass shower.
Samantha [00:47:25]:
Right.
Lisa [00:47:25]:
We just have normal shower went out. We needed to get a new, you know, we always have like the shower curtain inside and then you have the pretty one on the outside. We needed to get. So we decided we're gonna like. Let's just redo both. Okay. So I did this on Saturday. I went and got a pretty one on the outside and I thought, oh, that's gonna be pretty.
Lisa [00:47:44]:
And then the inside one, I just got a clear one. Right. I didn't think anything of it. Having. So Mike's had his showers, doesn't say anything. I'm having a shower last night.
Samantha [00:47:52]:
Hi.
Lisa [00:47:53]:
That clear shower curtain, it's like just standing naked in front of the world because it's totally just you and the shower. It's see through, right. It's not frosted. It's just see through.
Samantha [00:48:07]:
Right.
Lisa [00:48:07]:
And I feel we've never had that before in our 25 year marriage. And I don't like it. Mike's like, what's the big deal? And I'm like, what if I have a shower at night and you're at work, Somebody breaks in and comes to the bathroom while I'm in the shower, then they see all of this, how am I gonna feel? He's like, that's never gonna happen. You can't never gonna see that. That's my fear is that I'm gonna be in the shower o somebody and now I've just opened it up to straight. Like I've now made it even easier for you because now we just have super see through shower curtain. That sucker's getting replaced Saturday, I'll tell you that right now.
Samantha [00:48:46]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:48:46]:
I'm not using it. And it's all because he didn't like the one I bought from the dollar store.
Samantha [00:48:50]:
You're so cheap.
Lisa [00:48:52]:
Just the inside one.
Samantha [00:48:54]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:48:55]:
Right?
Lisa [00:48:56]:
Just the inside one. Okay, then we go to Facebook. Tuesday.
Samantha [00:48:59]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:49:01]:
We were pretending that it was the first day back at school and mom said you can eat any gross sugary cereal you want. We had some people that didn't want to want to eat the sugary cereal. I'M like, remember, we're kids.
Lisa [00:49:13]:
Okay?
Samantha [00:49:14]:
Apparently not Nancy.
Lisa [00:49:15]:
Nancy grew up with Sugar Crisps and now only eats oatmeal. Oh, but she's healthy, right? Because Nancy, she, like, runs marathons and.
Lisa [00:49:23]:
Right.
Lisa [00:49:24]:
So she's healthy.
Lisa [00:49:24]:
Right?
Lisa [00:49:25]:
I get that for her. All right, Susan isn't a fan of sugary cereal, and Stephanie is kicking the Captain to the curb. Who kicks the Captain?
Samantha [00:49:34]:
No, it hurts the top of your mouth. I'm with that. I'm. I'm okay with that one.
Lisa [00:49:38]:
I love the Captain.
Samantha [00:49:39]:
It hurts.
Lisa [00:49:40]:
The choices were Fruity Pebbles, which I've never had. Captain Crunch, Froot Loops, Sugar Smacks, Corn Pops, Sugar Crisps, and Frosted Flakes. Jessica. Jessica kicking Frosted Flakes. Those are my favorite.
Lisa [00:49:57]:
Right?
Lisa [00:49:58]:
Frosted Flakes with extra sugar on them, especially at the bottom of the bowl. Then you scoop up the flakes, and you got, like, a spoonful of sugar. So good. She kicked those to the curb. And I'm like, not the Frosted Flakes.
Samantha [00:50:10]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:50:11]:
Paula's kicking them all, and she's just adding Cocoa Puffs. Makes me.
Samantha [00:50:14]:
I'm okay with Cocoa Puffs.
Lisa [00:50:15]:
Oh. So I thought maybe Paula was American. Do we have Cocoa Puffs in Canada? I've never had Cocoa Puffs.
Samantha [00:50:22]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:50:23]:
Some people didn't like Froot Loops. There was a bit of a misunderstanding between Gracie and her mom, Kelly.
Lisa [00:50:28]:
Right.
Lisa [00:50:28]:
Because Gracie thought it was keep one. I don't know why she would think it was keep one. It's never been only one time has it been keep one. It almost was keep one, but I thought, I don't think they're ready for that yet.
Samantha [00:50:38]:
No.
Lisa [00:50:38]:
So she was turfing, and then Kelly was like, you're turfing those ones. And I think Fruit Loops was one of them.
Samantha [00:50:45]:
Oh, okay.
Lisa [00:50:46]:
My kid's sister and I, we agree with Sugar Crisps. We ate sugar crisps as a kid and always tasted like coffee. And I don't know if it was just, like, the aroma of coffee and smoke from the 70s and the early 80s and it just blended into the cereal. I don't know. Remember, cereal didn't come in the bags back then. I don't. It came in the box.
Samantha [00:51:04]:
It didn't. Yeah.
Lisa [00:51:05]:
Right.
Lisa [00:51:06]:
So it might have just taken on the aroma of disgusting 70s homes.
Samantha [00:51:09]:
Could have. Yeah.
Lisa [00:51:10]:
We didn't live in a disgusting 70s home, but everybody's smell was disgusting 70s. Like, if that could be a candle, it would be called disgusting 70s homes.
Samantha [00:51:19]:
Because it would smell like smoke.
Lisa [00:51:20]:
Smoke and coffee.
Lisa [00:51:22]:
Right.
Samantha [00:51:23]:
This is true. This is Very, very true.
Lisa [00:51:25]:
Those like. Those like. Do you remember when they told the smokers of the world that they were not going to be able to smoke in public anymore?
Samantha [00:51:31]:
There was an uproar, remember?
Lisa [00:51:33]:
And there was going to be an area for you to go to. I went to a high school that had a smoking area for kids under age to smoke.
Samantha [00:51:41]:
It was at the back of the building.
Lisa [00:51:42]:
At the back of the building. Right. You went at the back door, which. Which really? No, but you didn't go unless you were a smoker.
Samantha [00:51:48]:
Right, Right, right.
Lisa [00:51:49]:
And then there was all these kids and illegally smoking cigarettes.
Samantha [00:51:54]:
Yep. How you got your cigarettes didn't matter.
Lisa [00:51:56]:
Didn't matter.
Lisa [00:51:57]:
Right.
Lisa [00:51:57]:
The high schools were good with it. You can just smoke here, kids. It's okay. Anyplace else you're gonna get fined, but here, we're good. We're good. We're good with you.
Lisa [00:52:05]:
I don't know.
Lisa [00:52:06]:
It's crazy, Samantha.
Samantha [00:52:07]:
Crazy what we do. It's crazy what we went through as kids, though.
Lisa [00:52:11]:
Just like some of the different things.
Lisa [00:52:12]:
Right?
Lisa [00:52:13]:
Yeah.
Samantha [00:52:16]:
It doesn't need things, you know?
Lisa [00:52:18]:
No. Like, did you ever. Like, I got grounded for lots of stuff when we were kids, right. But I never. My oldest sister used to. She used to, like, always, like, she would, like, leave the house in the middle of the night and stuff like that. Did you ever do that? No. No.
Lisa [00:52:33]:
Me neither.
Lisa [00:52:33]:
Right.
Lisa [00:52:34]:
Because I always knew, right. If we get caught, we're both. She's gonna kill us for that one. Yeah. Like, that is so much worse than doing any of the other things. I always thought that. Oh, I can probably get. I can't get my way out of walking in the house at 5.
Lisa [00:52:48]:
At 4am and she's been waiting for two hours, sitting up, wondering where you've been. Yeah, right. Because she just went by to tuck her daughter in, make sure she was sleeping.
Samantha [00:52:57]:
Well.
Lisa [00:52:58]:
Oh, no, she's not there. Right. Never.
Samantha [00:53:02]:
Yeah, right. No.
Lisa [00:53:03]:
I always knew that if we put. If we. If we put fear in our mom, there was going to be hell to pay.
Samantha [00:53:09]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:53:09]:
She was scared for us. We were in big, big trouble. Oh, yeah, right. Like.
Samantha [00:53:14]:
Oh, yeah.
Lisa [00:53:15]:
Yeah. And then we had, like, Muffin. And the minute you would come home late and open up the fridge, muffin would be, like, right there. So you tell. Everybody would hear muffin. And then you'd think, okay, nobody heard muffin. Maybe it was just me. And then all of a sudden, you'd go up to bed and then you'd.
Lisa [00:53:29]:
Muffin. With such a bad little dog. She would Take her water bowl and she'd push it against the floor to let the household know that time to wake up and look at your clocks. And then you'd know. Muffin was like a snitch. Eh? Muffin snitched on us. And then what time were you home last night? Why don't you just ask Muffin? She apparently knows.
Samantha [00:53:49]:
Right.
Lisa [00:53:50]:
Right.
Lisa [00:53:50]:
Don't have a.
Samantha [00:53:51]:
There was no way. There was no way to, like, get into our house without, like, going through the front door without waking up people.
Lisa [00:53:58]:
Exactly.
Lisa [00:53:59]:
Right.
Samantha [00:53:59]:
There's just no way.
Lisa [00:54:00]:
No.
Lisa [00:54:01]:
Right.
Lisa [00:54:01]:
Like, and, and you shouldn't.
Lisa [00:54:03]:
Right.
Lisa [00:54:03]:
That's. I. I think if I was a parent, I wouldn't be happy with that game either.
Samantha [00:54:08]:
No.
Lisa [00:54:08]:
Right.
Lisa [00:54:09]:
You know, that's all I'm gonna say about that, Samantha.
Samantha [00:54:12]:
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Lisa [00:54:28]:
We're. We're so close to 140. We're at 138. We are two more. And then we hit last February's goal. We don't give up.
Samantha [00:54:39]:
We keep.
Lisa [00:54:39]:
We keep going. Yeah.
Samantha [00:54:41]:
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Lisa [00:54:51]:
I shake out how to get that stuff on. Sorry to interrupt, but sometimes you forget this stuff. Like now we're trying to figure out how to get some of that stuff on for the Patreon people. Yes, we're working on the show.
Samantha [00:55:00]:
Okay. If you're looking for I shake my head swag. Head on down to threadless.com and search for us. We're proud to be part of the Women in Media network and we want to say thanks to John Domingo for editing our podcast.
Lisa [00:55:11]:
Okay, so we got updates. First off, let me talk about my J's. The J's are still in first place. Clinging on, clinging on like a bat before the lights turn on.
Lisa [00:55:23]:
Hey.
Lisa [00:55:24]:
And I don't know if they're gonna. I don't know if they're gonna stay in first place till we get to the end of the month because everybody's really close, right? So it's gonna be stressful. So I'm. I need a little bit of. A little bit of a little bit of kindness from you, Samantha. Put a little bit of Blue Jay kindness in your heart, please. I don't need you to be the fake fan yet. But I'm not saying that I may not have to tap into that.
Lisa [00:55:46]:
I'm just saying.
Lisa [00:55:46]:
Right.
Samantha [00:55:47]:
All right.
Lisa [00:55:47]:
Okay. It's close, right? This is our best year ever.
Samantha [00:55:51]:
Okie dokie.
Lisa [00:55:52]:
I am still tied for first place in. And I'm in the playoffs now. We started the playoffs this week.
Samantha [00:56:00]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:56:01]:
In our. In our ESPN baseball.
Lisa [00:56:03]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:56:04]:
Still tied for first place in the playoffs. Winning so far. And we did our draw. We did our ESPN fantasy football draw.
Samantha [00:56:12]:
Woohoo.
Lisa [00:56:13]:
And how do you feel about your team?
Samantha [00:56:15]:
I feel good about my team. I got a C grade, so you never know what might happen.
Lisa [00:56:19]:
I never got that message. I don't know where mine went.
Samantha [00:56:21]:
I don't know. That's what I got. So I may lose, but at least I'll try.
Lisa [00:56:26]:
I feel good about my team. My boss bought Kid. He. He looked over all the teams. Apparently he's like an NFL aficionado, but nobody. Okay, closeted nobody knew.
Lisa [00:56:35]:
Right.
Samantha [00:56:36]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:56:37]:
Apparently the ones to look out for this year are myself and John Domingo. And he feels that his mother is cooked.
Samantha [00:56:45]:
Cooked?
Lisa [00:56:46]:
Yeah. Like, not good. Her team's not good. I'm like, well, you know what? She didn't pick her team. The computer did. Yes.
Samantha [00:56:52]:
John feels he has the best team.
Lisa [00:56:54]:
We're gonna see.
Samantha [00:56:55]:
Okay, well, I don't. But whatever, I'll give it a go.
Lisa [00:56:58]:
I don't think I have the best team. I have some people that I'm happy with. And then, you know me, I just go with my guts. Anything else you want to talk about? You want to keep talking for a little bit longer?
Samantha [00:57:08]:
No, I'm good.
Lisa [00:57:09]:
I'm better. Haven't said that in a long time. Better like that guy. All right, Samantha, it's been a pleasure. Pleasure. It's always a pleasure.
Samantha [00:57:18]:
Ah, it should be.
Lisa [00:57:28]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.
