Transcript
Lisa [00:00:06]:
I'm telling people on you, Samantha, because you know what? You always think that you're like, hey, I'm Mrs. Carr. I know all things car. And you don't. Because you know what? We just picked up our new rental and you already broke the car door. What are we gonna do? If that's a big bill, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Samantha [00:00:22]:
I don't think I broke it because we could still open it from the outside. I feel like I touched a button when I wasn't supposed to because I was. I was trying to get out.
Lisa [00:00:33]:
I know, because you're all like, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. But here's the funny thing that I.
Samantha [00:00:38]:
Think this is what I was sitting in a very small enclosed space I know was someone I wanted to hit. I know leaving the vehicle was my.
Lisa [00:00:49]:
Best choice, but we had just started and whatever you hit, we couldn't. We couldn't backtrack and unhit. So here's the thing. Here's the thing, right? Is that whoever was the passenger could never get out of the car. And I totally understood that and I embraced that. You got mad every single time because it meant you had to do extra stuff because. Sorry, I'm stuck.
Samantha [00:01:12]:
Yeah, because you're the princess now.
Lisa [00:01:15]:
No, I felt you were being princess. Princessy too, you know?
Samantha [00:01:18]:
And then watching you get out of the car from the driver's seat side was bright.
Lisa [00:01:26]:
I'm an old crippled girl.
Samantha [00:01:27]:
Oh, my God. I'm like, use those chicken legs. Get them. Get them up there.
Lisa [00:01:34]:
Those chicken legs. They've been pushing that car for so many hours in a row. Then it's time to that car.
Samantha [00:01:41]:
We pushed that car up the hill.
Lisa [00:01:44]:
Jesus. Right? We could have picked it up, carried it. Each half of it, picked up one end, picked up the other. These chicken legs, once. Once they stop, they stop. They're done. You saw it. They don't like to.
Lisa [00:01:56]:
They don't like. I'm like an accordion. I don't want to unfold.
Samantha [00:01:59]:
No, you don't.
Lisa [00:02:00]:
But you broke the door.
Samantha [00:02:01]:
No, I didn't. I'm sure if I get a bill.
Lisa [00:02:03]:
On that, I'm going to be so.
Samantha [00:02:04]:
Choked and I'd be hard pressed that they can blame you for that.
Lisa [00:02:09]:
Well, it would be hard pressed to see. We'll have to see. Shall we? Let's hard press and see.
Samantha [00:02:14]:
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Lisa [00:02:16]:
I'm just saying. Right, right. You broke the door. I didn't break it. You broke it.
Samantha [00:02:20]:
All right. Welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head With Lisa and Sam. Yes, we survived the road trip.
Lisa [00:02:27]:
Hello, friends of the podcast. We got to tell you something first.
Samantha [00:02:32]:
Hello, everyone, before Lisa starts talking again.
Lisa [00:02:36]:
Right, Chatty. I like to chat. So we're.
Samantha [00:02:41]:
We're.
Lisa [00:02:41]:
We just got home, like three hours ago, and we're recording because you know us, right? The show must go on. However, Mother Nature's wreaking a little bit of havoc with us.
Samantha [00:02:50]:
A little bit.
Lisa [00:02:51]:
Got tornado warning going on right now as we speak. Anytime my phone's going to go, hit the deck. We won't hit the deck. Don't worry. We will keep recording because that's what we do.
Samantha [00:03:01]:
No, I'll hit the deck.
Lisa [00:03:03]:
We're just saying, right? If there's anything weird and awkward, it's because there's tornado going on.
Samantha [00:03:11]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:03:11]:
But hopefully not.
Samantha [00:03:12]:
We've been traveling for three days and got home three hours ago.
Lisa [00:03:16]:
I'm already unpacked and laundry's been done.
Samantha [00:03:19]:
Oh, no, I haven't got there yet.
Lisa [00:03:21]:
That's okay. I still need to have a shower. I haven't done that yet.
Samantha [00:03:24]:
Oh, God.
Lisa [00:03:25]:
For days and days. I don't care. I felt fine. I feel clean. I don't sweat. I'm not stinky.
Samantha [00:03:31]:
All right.
Lisa [00:03:32]:
I washed essential parts, for God's sake, Samantha.
Samantha [00:03:36]:
Yes, you did. Lisa.
Lisa [00:03:37]:
Can we.
Samantha [00:03:37]:
But I just want to let people know. I just want to let people know that if you love what you hear, download, subscribe, and share with a friend and leave a review. Because, you know, we love that stuff.
Lisa [00:03:46]:
We love that. You can do it all at our website, ishakemyheadpod.com. you can do it all there. All there. Okay. So can I tell you something really exciting?
Samantha [00:03:56]:
Sure.
Lisa [00:03:57]:
I gotta share this, right?
Samantha [00:03:58]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:03:58]:
Because big shout out to our fans from Yorkton, Saskatchewan.
Samantha [00:04:03]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:04:04]:
Because I'm just still new at this, right? So I'm not very good at it. I didn't get their name. I didn't get their name right. So I'm not a great superstar yet. I'm just new at being a superstar.
Samantha [00:04:14]:
And I'm not right?
Lisa [00:04:16]:
And I'm really not a superstar. So I was in the Perkins at my hotel, having a bite to eat. Had to get back up to my room because we were going to be having our radio interview, right? With the people from. From Collingwood. I'm walking out. All of a sudden, as I'm walking out, this lady, lovely lady, stops me and she's like, hey, are you Lisa or are you from. I don't know how it went. No, it's been a While she just said, hey, are you Lisa? She might have said, are you from Saskatchewan?
Samantha [00:04:43]:
She said, you were from Saskatchewan?
Lisa [00:04:44]:
Yeah. She asked first, hey, are you from Saskatchewan? And I said, I am. And then I looked at her husband, who's proudly wearing the rider garb. And I'm like, apparently, you guys are too go riders. And I thought that was the end of it. And then she said, are you Lisa? And I said, I am. And she's like, you don't know me. And I'm like, nope, I.
Lisa [00:05:01]:
I don't. And she's like, I listen to your podcast. And I'm like, oh, my God. Shut the front door. You listen to our podcast. She complimented me. She said, I look just like my picture.
Samantha [00:05:13]:
Yay.
Lisa [00:05:15]:
Right? So there. Right. There's no fillers in my pictures, friends. It's true me. So today, when you see it, it's sunburnt. Me and no makeup. Me, sunburnt. I was picking the scab off my nose, right?
Samantha [00:05:26]:
Oh, totally pick the scab gab.
Lisa [00:05:28]:
It's already been picked. It's already been picked because I don't like the feel appeal. Right. I don't like a crusty nose sounds. Seems weird. So anyways, shout out. They're from Yorkton. Hopefully they'll come to our live show in Saskatoon in November.
Lisa [00:05:41]:
But I just wanted to shout out and say, sorry, I didn't get your names. They went to Niagara Falls. They told me that they did the riverboat crew. Like the. That crazy boat.
Samantha [00:05:51]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:05:52]:
Yeah. So it was super cool, right? So go Riders. And go. Them from Yorkton.
Samantha [00:05:56]:
Yay. Cool. That's very cool.
Lisa [00:05:58]:
That was super cool.
Samantha [00:05:59]:
Well, I have something I need to. I need to discuss because apparently this is. It's making me feel old. I heard a phrase called stay pressed.
Lisa [00:06:08]:
I've never heard that phrase.
Samantha [00:06:10]:
Well, apparently it's. I had to Google it. It's a new slang for being annoyed.
Lisa [00:06:15]:
Oh, well, that would fit for you.
Samantha [00:06:16]:
Stay pressed.
Lisa [00:06:17]:
Yeah, well, I should start telling you that. Stay pressed, Samantha. Stay pressed. It's like, stay gold, pony boy. Stay gold. Right? Right. Stay pressed. I don't know what that means.
Samantha [00:06:28]:
I'm like, how are we re. We're like, reimagining the. The world in phrases, right?
Lisa [00:06:34]:
But if you've never heard it before, how can it date you? How do you know? Like, maybe it's brand new and you're just, like, not hip and cool.
Samantha [00:06:41]:
Well, that's the thing is that I'm not hip. Hip and cool anymore.
Lisa [00:06:44]:
I don't know.
Samantha [00:06:45]:
The. The new slang like, were you hip and cool at one point? Yes.
Lisa [00:06:51]:
Okay, okay. Oh, look at what I didn't do. I didn't change to my podcasting glasses. I'm in my at home glasses. Also were my at driving glasses, my at work glasses, slash my podcasting glasses.
Samantha [00:07:04]:
The fact that we're still upright and talking is pretty amazing right now.
Lisa [00:07:08]:
Pretty darn amazing.
Samantha [00:07:09]:
Pretty darn amazing.
Lisa [00:07:10]:
I got a nice shake my head. Okay, so we're driving right through northern Ontario.
Samantha [00:07:15]:
Woohoo.
Lisa [00:07:16]:
I'm shaking my head, Samantha, at the sign that says watch for falling rocks. Okay, here's the thing. I've already been told that I have to watch for deer on a sign. I need to watch for.
Samantha [00:07:29]:
For.
Lisa [00:07:29]:
For. For. Very, very aggressive moose.
Samantha [00:07:32]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:07:32]:
Or maybe they're an elk. I don't know. I can't tell the difference. I saw signs to watch out for the turtles.
Samantha [00:07:38]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:07:39]:
And then the icing on the cake. And. And. And where it was too much. Trying to be a good copilot when it's my turn to co pilot. Trying to watch for those things. Then the sign, watch for falling rocks. I shake my head at that because you know what? That's too much stress on me.
Lisa [00:07:54]:
I can't do all of these things. I can't watch for falling rocks. And what am I supposed to do? How am I to. I'm not even driving the car, so what am I supposed to do? I'm just going to let us get killed. Great. And now I feel bad because we got killed by a falling rock. Dear Ontario, thanks for the great sign. I shook my head.
Samantha [00:08:10]:
Well, Lisa, that would be in between you being attached to your phone the whole entire time you're in the passenger seat.
Lisa [00:08:17]:
Right.
Samantha [00:08:17]:
Hi.
Lisa [00:08:18]:
Hi.
Samantha [00:08:18]:
Hi.
Lisa [00:08:19]:
You missed the deer.
Samantha [00:08:20]:
I only got a slight taste of what it's like to be Lisa with her iPhone when I had to keep answering every message that kept coming on her phone while she was driving.
Lisa [00:08:31]:
Well, did you want me to stop?
Samantha [00:08:32]:
How do you do this when you travel by yourself in a car?
Lisa [00:08:36]:
They come over the speaker, but I didn't want them coming over to the speaker while you and I were both there. Say there was something sensitive. Say my husband text me and he was being like all like, miss you lady. And which he wouldn't because that's not us, but let's just say he did. So I took the speaking part off. But normally they speak and then I can say to Suri, hey, Siri, don't know my phone's gonna go on. Reply back. And then I can Talk, so it's easier.
Lisa [00:09:01]:
I'm not doing it while. However. Anyways, thank you. But I did save us. Nothing happened on your watch. You didn't see deer?
Samantha [00:09:10]:
They were so far ahead of us.
Lisa [00:09:12]:
Well, hi. I'd like to be prepared.
Samantha [00:09:14]:
And you're supposed to see the deer as well. And you did.
Lisa [00:09:17]:
Yeah, when it was too late.
Samantha [00:09:18]:
Congratulations. You.
Lisa [00:09:19]:
They were crossing the. Yeah. So you never once watched. For one thing with me, I. I.
Samantha [00:09:25]:
Was always watching the road. But unfortunately, when you were the passenger, you were too busy on your phone to pay attention to falling rocks down, deer move or a freaking turtle.
Lisa [00:09:38]:
Right, But I can't. I can't do those things, so why bother? I can't save us if we're going to get hit by a falling rock. It's our time. It's our day.
Samantha [00:09:46]:
Okay, all right.
Lisa [00:09:48]:
Shaking my head a little bit at your pissy attitude again. Let me guess. Oh, that's right. Ding, ding, ding. 9:30, our time.
Samantha [00:09:54]:
Hang on. Eat a bag of dicks.
Lisa [00:09:58]:
I don't get that. You kept saying it. And I'm like, what the hell?
Samantha [00:10:02]:
No, it wasn't me because I'm shaking my head and at the ladies of Ontario. And I say ladies, and I say Sarah and Shannon.
Lisa [00:10:09]:
Because both of them, Shannon, they said.
Samantha [00:10:13]:
And not together or within earshot of each other about something else or someone else. They need to eat a bag of dicks.
Lisa [00:10:21]:
I'm going to tell you right now.
Samantha [00:10:22]:
Did I miss something? Did I? Is there something happening in Ontario, ladies, that we need to know? In Saskatchewan, guess what? Women are now telling other people to eat a bag of dicks. And it was, I think it mostly related to men. Like, they need to eat that bag of dicks.
Lisa [00:10:39]:
Like, I don't like what men are wanting to eat a bag of dicks.
Samantha [00:10:41]:
Well, I don't know anybody who wants to do that. But I was like, this is a very interesting phrase and I'm all about a good phrase. So I was like, true, interesting. Haven't I've one in a while?
Lisa [00:10:55]:
I'm going to tell you who's not going to eat a bag of dicks, and that's this girl. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Am I going to eat a bag of dicks?
Samantha [00:11:04]:
No. But ladies in Ontario, what's going on in your province.
Lisa [00:11:09]:
Shannon, Sarah, what's going on in your world to let us wonder about why we need to eat a bag of dicks?
Samantha [00:11:17]:
I was just like, okay, all right.
Lisa [00:11:20]:
Get right on that. Not happening, not happening. Samantha. Not happening. Okay, let's get into it. Okay, well, talk about all the things we've just done. Let's start at the best part, which is the live show. I got to visit with my family before that.
Lisa [00:11:38]:
That was awesome.
Samantha [00:11:39]:
That was to go to Ottawa and.
Lisa [00:11:41]:
I got to go to a gift show. And that was awesome. Got to do a little bit of work.
Samantha [00:11:45]:
I showed up.
Lisa [00:11:47]:
Showed up.
Samantha [00:11:48]:
We went, we, we, we saw your dad and his wife and then we tripped on down to Collingwood and stayed in cousin Shelley's cottage, which was delightful.
Lisa [00:12:00]:
Delightful. How beautiful.
Samantha [00:12:02]:
We got a couple of good, good, good. A couple of good days of sunshine.
Lisa [00:12:06]:
Probably should have been practicing and rehearsing, but we didn't.
Samantha [00:12:09]:
Well, we kind of did.
Lisa [00:12:10]:
Not really.
Samantha [00:12:11]:
No, we did.
Lisa [00:12:12]:
But it went fine. It went well, huh?
Samantha [00:12:14]:
And yeah. And then there was the show Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. We were very nervous. We were there at the crack of.
Lisa [00:12:25]:
10, 10am show started at 7.
Samantha [00:12:28]:
And let's get used to the stage. Let's figure this out. We were like carrying the microphones. What does that look like?
Lisa [00:12:36]:
Pretty girls walk like this.
Samantha [00:12:37]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:12:38]:
Doing all that sort of stuff because.
Samantha [00:12:40]:
We were kind of trying to figure out the tech and then, and then.
Lisa [00:12:45]:
What did we say it? Sarah said she's going to deal with it and she's coming down soon.
Samantha [00:12:49]:
And then she started texting us. And then Sarah became the girl who brought the stuff.
Lisa [00:12:54]:
She like brought the joy. Right. Anything you guys need? Bottle of wine. Gonna need a bottle of wine, please. And a couple bags of all dressed chips, some snacks. So if anybody's wondering what is on the. I shake my head with Lisa and Sam Ryder. It's a bottle of wine, small glasses.
Lisa [00:13:11]:
Because we like to do it like a shot.
Samantha [00:13:12]:
We like shots so we don't feel.
Lisa [00:13:14]:
Like we're drinking as much. And some all dressed chips, please and thank you. Please and thank you. That's. That's all, that's all that we want. We told some great stories.
Samantha [00:13:25]:
We did, right? We, we were very nervous. And you know what? Honestly, I don't think.
Lisa [00:13:31]:
Stop saying that. We were nervous prior. I think once we got on the stage, I don't think we felt nervous. It's our stuff. We know our stuff.
Samantha [00:13:38]:
That's true. We do.
Lisa [00:13:39]:
We know our stuff. We know our stuff, right? There are stories.
Samantha [00:13:41]:
Yeah. But it was just weird to do it in front of people. I kept putting my hand over my eyes so I could see the crowd.
Lisa [00:13:48]:
Right.
Samantha [00:13:48]:
And it's, and it was, you know, it was pretty impressive. We got, we got a few people in the Seats. And they were laughing along with us and. Or at us. Hard to see.
Lisa [00:13:58]:
Just for the record, Sarah wasn't able to get the pink light off of us. We really weren't quite that red.
Samantha [00:14:04]:
We weren't.
Lisa [00:14:05]:
I was looking back at pictures and I'm like, oh, geez, we look like. I get. I had some sun. I did not have that much sun.
Samantha [00:14:11]:
Oh, my God. And then Sarah had a Tinder date.
Lisa [00:14:15]:
Sarah had her Tinder date.
Samantha [00:14:16]:
Okay, so for those of you who don't know, Sarah Burke is the founder and CEO of Women in Media, which is the network we are on.
Lisa [00:14:23]:
Right.
Samantha [00:14:23]:
She's a girl, she lives in Toronto, and she was at the cottage with her family and said, hey, I'm gonna come down for your show. I'm gonna help you out. Good thing she did, because she saved her ass with the tech. But she then tells us that she hooked up with the she master, the guy, Tinder, who's in Collingwood. And. And sure enough, he pops by, and then he popped by for the show with a dog. He brought a dog.
Lisa [00:14:48]:
He bought a dog. He brought a dog.
Samantha [00:14:50]:
We're on the stage, and all of a sudden I see this dog, and I'm like, oh, look, it's a dog.
Lisa [00:14:54]:
We have guests. We weren't planning on that. Did you have a particular story that you loved? Like, my. When. Like, I loved all the stories that we shared with people. And. And I have two that I just want to.
Samantha [00:15:05]:
I wanted to.
Lisa [00:15:06]:
Can I. Can I tell? Because our friends of the podcast who weren't at the show, I feel I need to tell them about the new tv, the new reality show that we let people in on. Okay? So, guys, there's this new reality show on tv. Maybe it's. It. Maybe you're watching it. I don't know, maybe you're not. It's called the Lobby.
Lisa [00:15:21]:
And what it is, is It's. It's. It's riveting. It's riveting. It's. It's. It's in real time, and it is exciting. We watched it at my dad's, and my dad and his wife were glued to the show, the Lobby.
Lisa [00:15:37]:
And we didn't know what was going on. All of a sudden, they paused it. And all of a sudden, my dad's wife says, that's Barbara. So Sam and I look at the TV because it's kind of in between us. We look at the TV and it's like. And I stop. And I looked at them both, and I'm like, shut the fuck up. You two.
Lisa [00:15:59]:
And they were like, what? I'm like, is this your lobby in the front of your old age retirement home? Yeah, it live streams.
Samantha [00:16:09]:
Yeah, it live streams. Everybody has.
Lisa [00:16:11]:
It has its own channel, but, yeah, we're happy to report. Barbara's fine.
Samantha [00:16:16]:
Barbara's fine.
Lisa [00:16:17]:
Apparently Barbara does this all the time. There's always something wrong with Barbara.
Samantha [00:16:21]:
And. And then it's a phone tree, and everyone's like, hey, it's, you know, who's in the lobby? Who. Who's the paramedics picking up, Right?
Lisa [00:16:29]:
Did we get. Did we get the flyers? We got the flyers. Flyers are good. Barbara's good. We got flyers. And then it just got me thinking that, like, I live in the next best thing to a senior's residence, right? Because I. I got a sweet deal and I refer to the people that live here as the Golden Girls. They would love this show.
Lisa [00:16:47]:
We have a lobby.
Samantha [00:16:49]:
Yes, you do.
Lisa [00:16:50]:
They would love this show. They would gobble that shit up, man. I make you drop me off at the Muster Point so they don't know my business.
Samantha [00:16:56]:
They. Yes.
Lisa [00:16:58]:
All right. Imagine if it was the lobby.
Samantha [00:17:00]:
Fantastic.
Lisa [00:17:01]:
So funny. It was so funny.
Samantha [00:17:02]:
That was a good. That was funny. That was a good show.
Lisa [00:17:05]:
Yeah. And then my other funny part, I want to give a little shout out to a couple people, right? Because friends of the podcast, I don't know if you've known this about me or if. Or. Or if over the last, like, eight years, you figured this out. I'm a bad influence, right? Sam says this shit all the time. And I'm not a bad influence, right?
Samantha [00:17:20]:
At all.
Lisa [00:17:21]:
I'm not. I'm going to defend myself, right? As a kid, trouble found me. So we were lucky enough at the show to have some dear friends of mine, right? And we're going to call them the Mildens, because that's who they are. And my friend mary. And so, Mrs. Milden, as we were telling the story, I had to say it, right? Because we were talking. You were telling everybody, Samantha, That I was a bad influence because you didn't use sunscreen and you got burned.
Samantha [00:17:42]:
Yes, because you're a bad influence, right?
Lisa [00:17:45]:
And then I said, you know what? That seems to have followed me my whole life, right? Mrs. Milden, I bet when I was a kid, you thought I was a bad influence. And she was laughing, and then her daughter Andrea was laughing and my friend Lee was laughing, and I'm like, right, because trouble found me. My friend Mary was laughing and people were laughing, and I'm like, oh, my God. Everybody Thought I was a bad influence growing up.
Samantha [00:18:07]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:18:08]:
And it's probably still today.
Samantha [00:18:10]:
Yes. And I'm not the only one. So that's a good thing.
Lisa [00:18:12]:
Right. So shout out to those guys. Shout out to those guys for coming to the show. I haven't seen them. Lee Milden I saw when I had my heart attack, she came and visited me.
Samantha [00:18:21]:
Oh, that's nice.
Lisa [00:18:22]:
Yeah. We used to share a locker in high school. Others I haven't seen probably in 30 years.
Samantha [00:18:26]:
No.
Lisa [00:18:26]:
Right. That's what happens when you're a small town girl.
Samantha [00:18:29]:
But apparently, because we had a little intermission.
Lisa [00:18:32]:
Yes.
Samantha [00:18:33]:
In between, because it was a two hour show, we found out that there were people that were. They had. A Florida couple, had been staying in a hotel. Hotel and asked if. What to do tonight. And a conier said, oh, there's a show at the Simco Street Theater.
Lisa [00:18:53]:
I shake my heads in town.
Samantha [00:18:55]:
Yeah. And they like that. Well, they bought tickets and they came to the show. There's like there was a couple people we didn't even know. And it's because the word got out.
Lisa [00:19:04]:
Right. So to all those people that attended the live show on Saturday night that we didn't get a chance to meet. Sorry. We're nicer than that. Yes, we are. Sorry. Right. Come back next year, we'll meet you.
Lisa [00:19:15]:
Yeah. Shout out to them. Right. Those people. Because they're just new and hopefully they liked us enough to listen to the podcast.
Samantha [00:19:20]:
That would be great if they did.
Lisa [00:19:22]:
That would be awesome. Right. Because we're that fun. And we're that fun in real life too. We went to checks and had some drinks.
Samantha [00:19:29]:
We caught a round of applause as we entered the building.
Lisa [00:19:33]:
I tell you, girl, feels pretty special when that happens. To get used to that. Could get used to that. Hey, walking in and wherever you open the door, there's just clap.
Samantha [00:19:43]:
Yeah. And you know, and honestly, like, it was great that people that there was a handful of people that came to Chuck's and sat and had something to eat and had a glass of wine and you made the rounds. And I introduced myself to people that really know you.
Lisa [00:19:57]:
Well, some of these people I went to high school with. Right. I haven't seen in forever.
Samantha [00:20:00]:
And I said, you know, everyone's like, oh, we had a great time. And. And honestly, Lisa, I think we got to go back next year.
Lisa [00:20:06]:
I know, right. Like we're going to redo it. Right. New material though, right? We'll have some new stuff.
Samantha [00:20:09]:
Yeah, for sure.
Lisa [00:20:10]:
All new show. Because it was so funny. Right. Because when I saw, like, my friend Wendy. I haven't seen Wendy since probably high school. And I tell you, her and I, if we had more days together in college, there would have been some shenanigans taking place for those people. Hey, so shout out to all the people that we saw. My sister and her husband who came down from Ottawa.
Lisa [00:20:28]:
Yeah, right. Like, that was awesome. And like, like. And I think we missed Tara Folkert's birthday, so. Belated Happy birthday, Tara.
Samantha [00:20:34]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:20:35]:
Right. So. So that whole, like, Kelly Taggart, she's posting pictures.
Samantha [00:20:38]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:20:39]:
We're really lucky. Right?
Samantha [00:20:39]:
Haley Sims, too, and her.
Lisa [00:20:41]:
And her beautiful mom.
Samantha [00:20:42]:
And Monica.
Lisa [00:20:43]:
Monica just became a grandma. God. Right? It was so cool.
Samantha [00:20:48]:
So much was a great show.
Lisa [00:20:49]:
We've been posting bits. We're going to see what we can do with that. Right. We got a few more tricks up our sleeves. We just can't. We. But we just got back. We can't give them all up yet.
Lisa [00:20:57]:
Right.
Samantha [00:20:58]:
I just want to let everybody know that Sarah did not go on the Tinder date.
Lisa [00:21:03]:
She did not go on the Tinder date. She swiped the other way in real life.
Samantha [00:21:07]:
Well, I think, you know, there's. There was some questionable things happening, and.
Lisa [00:21:12]:
It was probably good that, you know, her two old friends. I mean, old. Not like we've known her forever, but olden age.
Samantha [00:21:18]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:21:18]:
We're like, hey. Hi. Some flags. Some flags.
Samantha [00:21:21]:
But honestly, the highlight of the trip out was not being able to fly back on Monday.
Lisa [00:21:30]:
Right. Who knows about the Air Canada strike? Dear Air Canada, I get. First off, I'm gonna say I'm with the air.
Samantha [00:21:37]:
I'm with the flight attendant.
Lisa [00:21:38]:
Yeah, right.
Samantha [00:21:38]:
They should get paid everything that you asked for. And I hope that. That. That is now what is in place.
Lisa [00:21:44]:
Or will start to in true Lisa Gibson fashion. Could we not have just waited a couple weeks? It just would have been. Just would have been less inconvenient. Yes.
Samantha [00:21:54]:
However, I don't blame them. I think we should blame head office, big wig.
Lisa [00:21:59]:
I don't know. I'm. You know what? I'm blaming everybody, right? I'm blaming them all. I'm blaming everybody. It's a blanket. It's a blanket blame. Right. We had to rent a car.
Samantha [00:22:06]:
Who's like, was it to rent the.
Lisa [00:22:08]:
Car with Sam's idea? Right.
Samantha [00:22:10]:
Oh, I'm sorry. And when did I suggest that? Wednesday. When I landed and realized, right. This was about to blow up.
Lisa [00:22:17]:
Right, Right. Thank God you got there for the show. Hey, imagine if you didn't get there for the show.
Samantha [00:22:22]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:22:23]:
We would had to give people back refunds.
Samantha [00:22:25]:
So by midnight or just after midnight, I had received text messages and emails. Hi. We've had to cancel your flight. Hi. We tried to rebook you, but it's impossible.
Lisa [00:22:37]:
Hi. You're screwed.
Samantha [00:22:37]:
Here's a refund.
Lisa [00:22:38]:
It's pretty much dear you, you're screwed. Love Air Canada. So Monday we got the show over and done with. Happy. Loving it.
Samantha [00:22:48]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:22:49]:
Monday we gotta take back a car to get a car to come back.
Samantha [00:22:56]:
To where we were.
Lisa [00:22:57]:
Right. To start driving across Canada because we're in Saskatoon. We had to go across Ontario, which is the world's biggest province in the whole wide world.
Samantha [00:23:07]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:23:09]:
Manitoba. And then part of Saskatchewan.
Samantha [00:23:11]:
Yeah. Okay. So the fact is, is that it's. You can get through Manitoba and. And half a Saskatchewan in. In a day hours.
Lisa [00:23:21]:
Right? Ontario, that's two days.
Samantha [00:23:24]:
Two days.
Lisa [00:23:25]:
Shitty ass bathrooms.
Samantha [00:23:27]:
Falling rocks.
Lisa [00:23:29]:
Moose. Crappy food.
Samantha [00:23:31]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:23:32]:
And even worse hotels.
Samantha [00:23:34]:
Yes. Oh my God. Okay, the sleeping arrangements. It's fine. Room two, double beds. It's. It was Wawa, Ontario.
Lisa [00:23:43]:
That's a non.
Samantha [00:23:44]:
There wasn't a lot to choose from.
Lisa [00:23:46]:
Hang on. You brought it up. You brought it up.
Samantha [00:23:48]:
Cheap Lisa's. Cheap.
Lisa [00:23:50]:
Lisa's night was cheap. Sam's night you're going to hear about.
Samantha [00:23:54]:
But you, you looked for the hotel room.
Lisa [00:23:56]:
You didn't look at a picture, look at any pictures.
Samantha [00:23:59]:
We barely could figure out how to find the room because by the time we got there, they were already. The front desk was already closed.
Lisa [00:24:07]:
And they did just what? And they did exactly what they said.
Samantha [00:24:10]:
They left the key in the door right on the.
Lisa [00:24:14]:
Here's the funny thing, Friends of the podcast. They left the key in the door. There was people on either side of the room in their rooms.
Samantha [00:24:23]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:24:24]:
Pretty darn trusting.
Samantha [00:24:25]:
It is very trusting. But it was. So then we drive up and I'm like a motel in a small town can be interesting. But it was 75.
Lisa [00:24:35]:
1974. Hey.
Samantha [00:24:37]:
Yeah. It had been updated for a while.
Lisa [00:24:40]:
It was clean. It was clean.
Samantha [00:24:43]:
Yeah, it was clean. It was. And the beds were comfortable.
Lisa [00:24:45]:
The beds were more comfortable than we would have thought. Right? Yeah. So here's the thing. My turn, my turn. So the walls are thin, Right. So you can hear everything. Right. That's fine.
Lisa [00:24:54]:
Right. So we go to sleep. Right. Good night, Sam. Good night. I sometimes listen to a podcast in my ear before I fall asleep. Right. Sam falls asleep pretty quick.
Lisa [00:25:02]:
I had earplugs and. Don't interrupt, please. I had earplugs because one of us is a very loud snorer and it's not me. And she starts snoring from the minute she falls asleep, which is literally with the TV on. 30 seconds after she hits. Hits the timer on the TV because you did that one time. That was before we hit our trip. But so I'm like, no TV because you're going to fall asleep in 30 seconds.
Lisa [00:25:29]:
And she falls into a deep sleep and automatically, automatically, I'm not sleeping wide awake listening to my shows because I can't hear anything but her. And then finally I'm like starting to nod off. I'm like, I got to put my ear. I'm going to put her earplugs in my ears to drown her. It doesn't drown her, guys, here's the thing. I hear her all night long. I hear them too. But I hear her because she's really close, right? Five o' clock in the morning.
Lisa [00:25:59]:
I am lying there, just lying there because I'm awake because I've been listening all night long. And all of a sudden I hear Sam at the top of her lungs. Shut the up. She's yelling at the people.
Samantha [00:26:12]:
Why did I. Okay, I've let you tell this story without.
Lisa [00:26:14]:
She heard somebody at all because she.
Samantha [00:26:16]:
Heard somebody snoring at in the next room. Was like he was sleeping in the room with us. That's how loud his snoring was.
Lisa [00:26:25]:
And you are sleeping through your snoring and your snoring is just as loud. So he probably only. Yes, it is. And you know what? And out of respect, and for some reason, I don't know why I do this, but out of respect, I don't record her. But I should, Right? But I don't. Yes. And what do I say to you? What did I say to you? You're like, oh, I feel tired. Trust me, you had a good sleep.
Lisa [00:26:44]:
Trust me. Oh, well. Samantha, shut up. Right? So he heard her the exact same way, yet she's in denial.
Samantha [00:26:52]:
Doesn't matter. It matters me up. He woke me up and I was mad. Oh my God.
Lisa [00:26:57]:
Doesn't matter. I didn't get to sleep because you kept me awake all night. And I was mad. And then I was even more mad. Why are you yelling at five o' clock in the morning? And then she yelled and like 30 seconds later she's back snoring, back out, back out. Well, I tried anyways and I'm just wide awake. It's. If one is snoring, one is sleeping.
Samantha [00:27:16]:
I was not snoring, actually. That was him. Still no, it.
Lisa [00:27:20]:
You're sleeping. You don't know.
Samantha [00:27:21]:
No, I was not sleeping, actually.
Lisa [00:27:23]:
You were.
Samantha [00:27:23]:
No, I was not.
Lisa [00:27:25]:
I'm not buying any of this. I was there in real life.
Samantha [00:27:27]:
Oh, shut up.
Lisa [00:27:29]:
I'm not doing it. I'm not buying it.
Samantha [00:27:30]:
Because you're perfect.
Lisa [00:27:31]:
I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm saying I don't cause you not to sleep. You get mad at the fact that I might have to turn on a bathroom light one time a night.
Samantha [00:27:38]:
One of us has hygiene and one of us does not.
Lisa [00:27:41]:
I do. I didn't shower in the second night place because it was scummy and dirty. I'm like, I'm not stepping in there. You were like.
Samantha [00:27:49]:
I did. And I felt great. Yeah.
Lisa [00:27:50]:
I felt fine.
Samantha [00:27:51]:
A little bit. I brought my slippers. I gave you a pair of socks to wear.
Lisa [00:27:56]:
You did. Because I didn't want to.
Samantha [00:27:58]:
Scared.
Lisa [00:27:58]:
Because I didn't want to step on the floor. Huh?
Samantha [00:28:00]:
We both didn't want to step on the floor.
Lisa [00:28:02]:
It was night two. We paid a fortune, a fortune for the. The. The Crack Pipe Hotel. That's what it felt like, Right? You're welcomed by a lovely gang of crack addicts sitting at the far end of the driveway. I'm just like, yeah.
Samantha [00:28:19]:
And then. And then the worst thing is, is that there wasn't an elevator to get to the second floor. And I had to carry the suitcases up.
Lisa [00:28:28]:
Yeah, I can't do that anymore.
Samantha [00:28:29]:
Flights of stairs.
Lisa [00:28:30]:
I can't do that. And this is the same place we stay. There was a reason why I hung up on that stupid lady the first time. We should have just stayed with that. Right. I was so mad. I know, right? And I was so mad. And she was telling me, she was like, and it's going to be 350 a night.
Lisa [00:28:43]:
And I'm like, I'm looking at Expedia and it's cheaper. Well, it's not now. And I was like, ah. I just hung up on her. I had a bit of rage. I don't usually.
Samantha [00:28:51]:
That's why she gave me a bit of attitude, because I think she thought I was you.
Lisa [00:28:54]:
She might have thought you were me.
Samantha [00:28:56]:
Awesome sauce.
Lisa [00:28:57]:
Sorry, sorry.
Samantha [00:28:59]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:28:59]:
Oh, my God. Right? But between. Between bad bathrooms in single lanes, there was a. There was a lot of.
Samantha [00:29:07]:
You know what? You know what have been great if Ontario had put a little more money into divided highways.
Lisa [00:29:14]:
Yeah. But yet that's hard, right? Because we're driving through the Canadian Shield. Right.
Samantha [00:29:19]:
It is beautiful. I Will tell you this. If people who live in Ontario, in that, in, in that stretch of country, it is beautiful.
Lisa [00:29:28]:
It is beautiful, right? You shouldn't take your eyes off the road to look at it, but it is. You're absolutely right. Beautif that's why they sell the postcards, right? Because you're not supposed to look at it.
Samantha [00:29:39]:
Well, we couldn't stop to look at anything because we had to get everywhere at the. By the crack of whatever because every.
Lisa [00:29:45]:
Day is 12 hours driving pretty much. Oh my God.
Samantha [00:29:48]:
Oh my God. I'm so done with fast food.
Lisa [00:29:52]:
Oh, all I wanted for the last two days. I don't want to eat anything with a bun. Nothing with a bun. Remember, remember, Remember at the live show.
Samantha [00:29:59]:
We were eating about. You were eating so well for the first day because you were so excited to eat a hamburger.
Lisa [00:30:05]:
I was so excited.
Samantha [00:30:06]:
And by the second, second day you were like, I don't want to do. I don't want it anymore.
Lisa [00:30:11]:
I don't want to do this anymore. Right. At the live show, we talked about how my New Year's resolution was to eliminate non essential bread. All bread's non essential as of today. All bread is non essential till January 1st.
Samantha [00:30:23]:
Oh my God, you guys. It was so everywhere I went. Lisa didn't like something. She didn't like her coffee. She didn't like the Timbits. She, I. And she's like, well, it's nice that you got breakfast. And I didn't.
Lisa [00:30:38]:
Sam got breakfast every morning at 6:30. I got breakfast every morning at 11.
Samantha [00:30:47]:
What? One hour before lunchtime. You hate everything.
Lisa [00:30:56]:
I just want something. Right.
Samantha [00:31:01]:
Laughing so hard.
Lisa [00:31:01]:
I'm crying because we're hysterical. We've been awake for 30 hours.
Samantha [00:31:05]:
You've been awake for.
Lisa [00:31:06]:
Oh, sorry. I've been awake for 30 hours. Sam did get some sleep.
Samantha [00:31:09]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:31:10]:
Intermittently, right? And then. You hate game.
Samantha [00:31:13]:
Oh my God. Okay.
Lisa [00:31:16]:
You got to live it firsthand. How I rationed my food day. Or was that first day.
Samantha [00:31:24]:
Second day, on, on. So on the second day, Sam lost her.
Lisa [00:31:29]:
I drive.
Samantha [00:31:29]:
I'm.
Lisa [00:31:30]:
I'm the morning driver, right? I'm the morning driver. Sam's the back end driver.
Samantha [00:31:34]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:31:35]:
Right. And it's felt like some potato chips. No big deal.
Samantha [00:31:38]:
Couple potato chips, that's all fine and dandy. And I got the potato chips out of the pack and I opened them and gave her a few. And then she's like, no, I'm good. So I had to roll them up two minutes later. Oh, I'd like A few chips. Rolled them. Oh, my God. I'm playing your stupid potato chip game.
Lisa [00:31:56]:
That's where I put it away.
Samantha [00:31:59]:
Take the bag, open it again, grab some potato chips, roll it up.
Lisa [00:32:04]:
That's how I ration my food.
Samantha [00:32:07]:
I'm not. I was like, I am not playing the potato chip game with you.
Lisa [00:32:12]:
She didn't love the game as much as I.
Samantha [00:32:13]:
No, I did not love that game. I did.
Lisa [00:32:15]:
I did it with the Swedish berries and the fuzzy peaches.
Samantha [00:32:18]:
You did it with all the things.
Lisa [00:32:19]:
With all things.
Samantha [00:32:20]:
Do you think that if you don't keep not eating? Right.
Lisa [00:32:25]:
Right. We did finish the bag of chips, though.
Samantha [00:32:27]:
We fit. Almost.
Lisa [00:32:29]:
Almost. They were breaking my tongue.
Samantha [00:32:31]:
Yes, we did eat all the Swedish berries, but we did not finish the fuzzy peach.
Lisa [00:32:36]:
No. No. Because you stopped eating them. And I'm like, I'm throwing them away.
Samantha [00:32:39]:
Then it wasn't just up to me to eat them.
Lisa [00:32:42]:
Had World War III to find ice cream. You'd think, like, God, you'd think finding an ice cream cone was, like, the world's biggest thing. Just wanted ice cream last night. Ice cream, remember? And you got all mad about that.
Samantha [00:32:53]:
No, I found you a hot fudge.
Lisa [00:32:55]:
Yeah. And you got it wrong. You got yours right and mine wrong. I wanted a small hot fudge with hot fudge on the bottom and hot fudge on the top.
Samantha [00:33:03]:
I told her that.
Lisa [00:33:04]:
And they told toasted coconut, not coconut. Toasted. Sam came back with a small hot chocolate.
Samantha [00:33:11]:
You didn't say toasted. You said it too much.
Lisa [00:33:13]:
I don't like. I like it toasted.
Samantha [00:33:15]:
No, you didn't say.
Lisa [00:33:16]:
I did. You weren't.
Samantha [00:33:17]:
No, you didn't.
Lisa [00:33:18]:
You weren't listening.
Samantha [00:33:19]:
So this is what happened all three days? Is that everything that she hated was somehow my fault? I made the timbit. I made the coffee. Sam gets a breakfast, and I don't get a breakfast. You know what? I fucking just roll with the punches. I'm flexible. You are not.
Lisa [00:33:36]:
I'm not a rigid.
Samantha [00:33:37]:
You and your stupid chicken legs. Rigid. Rigid.
Lisa [00:33:41]:
Right. Like.
Samantha [00:33:41]:
Stop it.
Lisa [00:33:42]:
Right?
Samantha [00:33:42]:
Right.
Lisa [00:33:43]:
I don't pretend I'm not.
Samantha [00:33:45]:
Oh, my God. Hey.
Lisa [00:33:46]:
Why is this new to you?
Samantha [00:33:47]:
You are insufferable.
Lisa [00:33:50]:
I don't think so.
Samantha [00:33:51]:
You are so.
Lisa [00:33:52]:
I don't think it's that. Right. She complains about my driving.
Samantha [00:33:56]:
Oh, my God. Don't even get me started on your driving. You're psycho. You're a nervous driver. Lisa is a nervous driver. He's. Or in the passenger seat, I could decide which one was worse. She was driving and it was horrible.
Samantha [00:34:15]:
And the car was back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, going fast, going slow, going fast, going slow. And I'm like, oh, my God, speed.
Lisa [00:34:24]:
I totally can cause flu, like symptoms as a driver.
Samantha [00:34:26]:
And then.
Lisa [00:34:27]:
And there's lots of things I don't like, so. I just keep telling you. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this.
Samantha [00:34:34]:
She doesn't like bridges. She likes bridges that go over water.
Lisa [00:34:37]:
It's a family thing.
Samantha [00:34:38]:
She doesn't like. She doesn't like transports or having to pass stuff. I like cheaper. How do you.
Lisa [00:34:49]:
It's hard. It's hard.
Samantha [00:34:52]:
And then. Okay, so then, and then. Okay, just let me tell my story. Because so then I'm like, okay, fine, I'll drive you. She drove like every day. She drove four to five hours. We. We traded.
Lisa [00:35:04]:
I drove seven. One day. Six. One day.
Samantha [00:35:06]:
No, you didn't.
Lisa [00:35:07]:
Don't downplay high. Are you serious? Day two, I started at seven o' clock in the morning. And till two. Till two.
Samantha [00:35:16]:
Yeah, you did. You drove better that day.
Lisa [00:35:18]:
You were done at 8. My first day wasn't my best day. Right. Go ahead with your story. Go ahead with your story.
Samantha [00:35:24]:
Go ahead. So I get in the passenger seat. Not only is she sitting too close to the wheel, I like to sit. Oh, my God. The steering wheel should just never be that close to your chest. I don't think, like, I think it's wrong, but anyway, so I have to readjust. So I'm getting in the car, start going.
Lisa [00:35:44]:
And then she's like.
Samantha [00:35:45]:
She's like, oh, my God. The transport. Oh, my God. This. Oh, my God. You're too close. Oh, my God. Oh, my.
Samantha [00:35:53]:
Like every five seconds she was, oh, my God. And I'm like, you're going to fray my last nerve.
Lisa [00:35:59]:
That's fine.
Samantha [00:36:00]:
I'm prepared.
Lisa [00:36:01]:
Just take that on. Yeah, I'm prepared to take that on. That's fine. Whatever.
Samantha [00:36:07]:
You're not.
Lisa [00:36:07]:
I don't care.
Samantha [00:36:07]:
Not fun in a car.
Lisa [00:36:09]:
I still. Lots of fun. We had lots of fun, right? There was just times when we didn't have as much fun. That's all right. That's all.
Samantha [00:36:18]:
No, but I really tested you, though, when I had to stop in that one tiny, very tiny little town. And it was raining and there were squirrels.
Lisa [00:36:29]:
So disgusting.
Samantha [00:36:30]:
Squirrels in, like, garbage bins. And I had to go to the bathroom, so we had to get gas. And I had to go to the bathroom, so I went to the bathroom. And then Lisa went to the bathroom. And she was very mad. So mad.
Lisa [00:36:42]:
I was so mad. Right? Like, don't come out and say, oh, it's. It's. It's what you would. Oh, actually, it was not. What. But oddly enough, it was not the worst bathroom I found. Only difference was, was that the worst bathroom that I found.
Lisa [00:36:55]:
I was able to make a big girl decision and not use it. Right? That was the difference. And I told you so. You didn't have to use it because I'm a good friend like that.
Samantha [00:37:04]:
Yes, you are, Lisa.
Lisa [00:37:05]:
Right.
Samantha [00:37:06]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:37:07]:
But then, here, here, here. Can I say one new thing? Here's a new thing, guys. If you ever see a woman just walking out in the middle of northern Ontario and you're wondering, I wonder what she's doing escaping from her killer.
Samantha [00:37:18]:
That's all Lisa thought was. This is.
Lisa [00:37:22]:
Wonder what she's doing. She's escaping from her killer. That's what they do on the True Crimes. Out in the middle of nowhere, and the lady breaks free. She's escaping from her killer.
Samantha [00:37:31]:
She was walking on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere.
Lisa [00:37:34]:
Right? Escaping from her killer.
Samantha [00:37:36]:
Respect.
Lisa [00:37:37]:
Right? And had we had cell service, we probably could have phoned 911 and said, Hey, I think there's a lady who just escaped from her killer. She looked fine, though. Like she wasn't. Like she was. Looked perfectly fine, which was weird. Oh, my God.
Samantha [00:37:49]:
It was. And then it started raining. And then the rain got bad and.
Lisa [00:37:55]:
Right. And Sam's obsessed with. With. With. Can't just turn the wipers on. She's got to. It's got to. It's got to just be exactly 3.21 seconds in between each.
Samantha [00:38:04]:
I was just trying to figure out the car.
Lisa [00:38:06]:
Yeah, right. And that's how we have a broken door.
Samantha [00:38:08]:
It wasn't broken.
Lisa [00:38:10]:
Well, guess what? We couldn't get out. We could only get in.
Samantha [00:38:13]:
Well, we could open it from the outside. So how broken was it?
Lisa [00:38:15]:
Oh, my goodness. Samantha, I'm too tired to argue with this. You about this.
Samantha [00:38:19]:
I am too tired to argue with you.
Lisa [00:38:20]:
Too tired for you right now. Right? Okay. We loved what we did. We loved our show so much.
Samantha [00:38:28]:
We did.
Lisa [00:38:29]:
We loved the people who came. Right? We're gonna keep doing it. Right? That's what we're meant to be. Right? We're meant to be those people.
Samantha [00:38:34]:
We're gonna. We're gonn. And we'll see how spittoon goes, and.
Lisa [00:38:38]:
Then we'll take it from there, guys. Right? And the drive home is what it Was right. We're still friends. Still good. Right. But I got a couple things I want to talk about. Okay.
Samantha [00:38:50]:
All right.
Lisa [00:38:51]:
I want to talk about. Do you remember in the 70s there was like ring around the collar?
Samantha [00:38:57]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:38:58]:
I just saw a meme for it and it said, whatever happened to that? Did it just disappear like the plague? And I'm like, it might have just disappeared like the plague.
Samantha [00:39:06]:
Well, I think there's still ring around the collar. But are you saying the product.
Lisa [00:39:10]:
The product, like, right, like, like, like. Because what was it? Shout? Is that what it was?
Samantha [00:39:15]:
Well, we still have shout, but.
Lisa [00:39:17]:
But you don't have the commercials about ring around the collar. That was like the world's biggest. No, no. Was ring around the collar.
Samantha [00:39:22]:
Yes. Because it made you dirty. You would know.
Lisa [00:39:25]:
I'm not dirty.
Samantha [00:39:27]:
You didn't shower for three days.
Lisa [00:39:29]:
I showered on Monday. I didn't shower.
Samantha [00:39:31]:
I thought I started smelling.
Lisa [00:39:32]:
You came into Saturday. You didn't because there's no smell associated to me. Right. It was probably you because one of us was a little gassy a lot of times and it wasn't me again. Right.
Samantha [00:39:44]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:39:45]:
Right? Oh, my goodness. Okay.
Samantha [00:39:48]:
Even. Even at the nicest gas station which was in. Was it just outside of Brandon or was it in. Just outside of Winnipeg?
Lisa [00:39:57]:
Manitoba had some nice looking gas stations. Good on you, Manitoba.
Samantha [00:40:01]:
So I think it was in Brandon, actually.
Lisa [00:40:03]:
Brandon, I think. No, just outside. We didn't go into any cities.
Samantha [00:40:06]:
No.
Lisa [00:40:07]:
To anybody from those areas that we didn't see. We weren't stopping. Sorry. We'll get. We'll get to you. We'll get there. Yeah.
Samantha [00:40:13]:
So even there, she made me go to the bathroom first.
Lisa [00:40:17]:
Let's just start.
Samantha [00:40:17]:
Even though there was many stalls to go to.
Lisa [00:40:20]:
Yeah.
Samantha [00:40:21]:
Do you know what? You know what her has. Has her hung up. She didn't want to pee beside me, she didn't want to hear me pee and she didn't want me to hear her.
Lisa [00:40:28]:
That's not.
Samantha [00:40:29]:
Even though it's a natural thing, it's still not new.
Lisa [00:40:32]:
Right? I don't like to pee side by side, my friends.
Samantha [00:40:34]:
Seems weird, but I always have to go first.
Lisa [00:40:37]:
Yeah, okay. But good thing you did because who texted me one time and said, hey, can you come to the bathroom? There's no toilet paper. I should have just let you drip. Just figure it out on your own. Sorry, I didn't get your message. Good thing, Good thing I was actually out of the car.
Samantha [00:40:53]:
Right.
Lisa [00:40:53]:
Or I wouldn't have been able to help you because I would have been Stuck in the passenger side. Right, okay. I'm just saying. Can I got something I gotta say.
Samantha [00:41:03]:
All right.
Lisa [00:41:03]:
I want to talk about pop culture. I want to talk about my friend, Thousand pound Tammy, right? Thousand pound Tammy lost all this weight, right?
Samantha [00:41:13]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:41:13]:
Now she's like 200 pound Tammy. Sometimes I'm happy about it, sometimes I'm not. But this time I got Tammy's back. She got backlash because she mentioned that sometimes she still, if I can say this is what she calls them, not me. She still has Sodi Pops, right? Well, she's hillbilly a little bit. Right. And hopefully that doesn't offend anybody. Sodi Pops, right? I'm backing Tammy on this.
Lisa [00:41:36]:
Have your Sodi Pop, right? You lost the weight. Doesn't mean you're not allowed to have a soda pop.
Samantha [00:41:42]:
Oh, my God. You can eliminate everything out of your world.
Lisa [00:41:46]:
The key for Tammy is that she eliminates three cases of Sodi Pops a day. That's congratulations. You can still have one. It's okay. But you can't have three cases like you were drinking, right? Like, that's not good for you, right?
Samantha [00:42:00]:
No.
Lisa [00:42:01]:
God. And then like. Oh, you can bring up the next point. Like this. Well, this is distressing. Like, it's distressing. We've brought it up.
Samantha [00:42:10]:
And I'm like, I'm. I don't. It's gross.
Lisa [00:42:13]:
We've talked about it lots over the years.
Samantha [00:42:15]:
We. But we talked about it over our three day trip as well. Conjoined twins.
Lisa [00:42:21]:
Abby, Brittany, you know, the Hansels, right?
Samantha [00:42:25]:
One of them got married. Was it Brittany or was it Abby?
Lisa [00:42:30]:
I don't. I can't keep.
Samantha [00:42:31]:
I can't recall.
Lisa [00:42:32]:
I believe. I believe if you're looking at them, if you have them three side by side. So if you have the two twins, right, you've got one that looks more like a body, the other that looks just like a head off the neck. And then the husband, the one that's married is not the one in the middle. It's not the one closest. No, no, no. It's the. It's the farther away one.
Samantha [00:42:49]:
Oh, it's the blonde one.
Lisa [00:42:51]:
So the one with the neck. She's just there. She's just there. She's long.
Samantha [00:42:55]:
Anyways, long story short or short story long, there has been a sighting of the. Of. Of the conjoined twins with a baby and a baby carrier, right?
Lisa [00:43:08]:
And the world is talking because apparently there's a baby.
Samantha [00:43:12]:
There's a baby.
Lisa [00:43:14]:
And what we do know is we know that they share the same part Productive. S there.
Samantha [00:43:20]:
They share the reproductive organs of that one body that they live in.
Lisa [00:43:24]:
So I did read an article a few years back after the marriage that said that when the marital couple is having sex. The neck. The neck. She reads a book, she's not involved.
Samantha [00:43:39]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:43:40]:
Because she's still there. It's weird.
Samantha [00:43:44]:
Oh, my God. Okay, so now imagine there's a baby.
Lisa [00:43:50]:
If there's a baby.
Samantha [00:43:51]:
Yeah. Don't get me wrong.
Lisa [00:43:52]:
We didn't fact check. So it could be a cousin, it could be a niece. We don't know.
Samantha [00:43:55]:
We don't know.
Lisa [00:43:56]:
But they were carrying their baby.
Samantha [00:43:58]:
I went looking to see if they. If anyone's confirmed it. No one has.
Lisa [00:44:02]:
Okay. Because it's a slippery slope. Nobody wants to go there.
Samantha [00:44:05]:
But, oh, how do you go there? Like, it's two people experiencing one thing. And. And then if one of the. And if in a neck. If that. If that body did produce that baby, like.
Lisa [00:44:18]:
Yeah, it's weird. It's bizarre. It's bizarre. We're not trying to be horrible people.
Samantha [00:44:25]:
No, I'm just trying.
Lisa [00:44:26]:
I don't know how you can read that and not just have questions, right?
Samantha [00:44:29]:
There's so many questions.
Lisa [00:44:30]:
Like, so many questions. Like, there's so many married.
Samantha [00:44:33]:
So this is her baby, but the one that didn't get married had a baby with her because it's. They all join one body.
Lisa [00:44:41]:
Right? Right, right. Yeah.
Samantha [00:44:42]:
So it's like, hi, thanks. I just went through labor and. Ow.
Lisa [00:44:47]:
And technically, really, all I am is I'm like a serpent head attached to your shoulders. Like, maybe take her into consideration. We sound horrible. We gotta back out of it.
Samantha [00:44:58]:
We gotta.
Lisa [00:44:58]:
We gotta back out of it.
Samantha [00:45:01]:
Right? Let's.
Lisa [00:45:02]:
Let's.
Samantha [00:45:02]:
We just have more questions, right? We just have more questions. If anyone knows anything about the conjoined twins, right? Please, friends of the podcast, let us know. Please send them. Okay?
Lisa [00:45:12]:
So you know how much I love pickles. I love pickles. And I love sweet pickles, right? And my dum dum pickles. And I love sweet pickles.
Samantha [00:45:19]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:45:20]:
Bix makes a sweet pickle, but it's mixed, right? So you get, like the dum dum pickle. You sometimes get that little. The little onion pickle. And then you get that other, you know, that thicker one that's kind of crinkle cut. You get that, right? It's the Bix. It's the sweet mixed pickle. Well, dear Donald Trump, because of your tariffs, Canada isn't bringing them in anymore because we can't afford them.
Samantha [00:45:41]:
No they're too expensive now.
Lisa [00:45:43]:
So now we don't get. I am one of the few people who like that little onion and that little cauliflower pickle piece. And now I don't get it.
Samantha [00:45:52]:
Right, right. Oh, you know what? You're gonna just have to suck it up.
Lisa [00:45:58]:
I'm gonna have to just only eat the dum dum pickles.
Samantha [00:46:01]:
Yeah, well. Or try and find another brand.
Lisa [00:46:04]:
Try, I guess. But it's not the same. Right. It's Bix. I like the name brand. I don't like to eat like, like the yellow labeled food and like that. That's not my thing. I like the brand.
Samantha [00:46:13]:
Well, that's unfortunate that, you know, the tariffs have now ruined your pickle eating.
Lisa [00:46:18]:
Yeah. Way to go. Thanks, Donald Trump. Right? Thank you. Jackass. I said that, America. I said that. And you can say that.
Lisa [00:46:28]:
Right? We said that. Right? We support. That's what we say.
Samantha [00:46:31]:
Well, you know what I'm kind of curious is who decided the Jones were the people to be like, you know, oh, my God.
Lisa [00:46:38]:
Good one. Good one. Everybody says, I keep up with the Joneses. Who are the Joneses?
Samantha [00:46:44]:
Right, right.
Lisa [00:46:45]:
Like, who are the Joneses? I knew friends who were the Joneses. My friend Vanda at one point was a Jones.
Samantha [00:46:50]:
But why. And they did fine.
Lisa [00:46:52]:
Like, and they seemed fine. But I don't know if. If anybody thought, like, we need to keep up with them. Right. Like, I think it's odd, that whole thing. Right.
Samantha [00:47:01]:
I think it's very odd. And I don't understand why we came with that phrase. But then there's lots of phrases like, winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Lisa [00:47:08]:
No, I hate phrases.
Samantha [00:47:10]:
Oh, my hat. Which is my mother's favorite.
Lisa [00:47:12]:
Praise be. What are we praising?
Samantha [00:47:15]:
What are we?
Lisa [00:47:15]:
Blessed. What are we blessing? What are we praising?
Samantha [00:47:18]:
Blessed be. Right?
Lisa [00:47:21]:
There's some weird, weird stuff. And Sperlings like a nickname. They like a nickname. And they're like a shortcut.
Samantha [00:47:27]:
I love a shortcut.
Lisa [00:47:28]:
Right. And you like.
Samantha [00:47:29]:
You like phrase. I love a good phrase.
Lisa [00:47:32]:
I don't. I don't love that. Right. I don't love it.
Samantha [00:47:35]:
That's why I really gravitated towards eat a bag of dicks. I was like, I might have to try and use that.
Lisa [00:47:42]:
I thought you were going to say, I might have to try and do that.
Samantha [00:47:44]:
I'm like, oh, no.
Lisa [00:47:45]:
I'm so much work.
Samantha [00:47:47]:
It seems interesting.
Lisa [00:47:48]:
All right, all right. You. You. Do you. Do you boo. Because you say that sometimes, too.
Samantha [00:47:53]:
Yeah. And I might have to say, stay pressed because I. I quite enjoyed that. As well.
Lisa [00:47:57]:
I don't get that one. Right. I don't get that one. I don't. I'm not. I'm. I'm not a slang girl like that.
Samantha [00:48:03]:
But I'm just going to quickly touch on our Facebook Tuesday for sure. It was super fun. You did summer movies.
Lisa [00:48:11]:
I did.
Samantha [00:48:12]:
And I will say this, that Barbie got the boot.
Lisa [00:48:14]:
Barbie. But if we had done it during Barbie time. People love Barbie. She probably wouldn't have got the boot two years ago. Right. This year, throw Barbie in and Barbie. Everybody hates Barbie.
Samantha [00:48:24]:
Well, and they didn't like Weekend at Bernie's either. Oh.
Lisa [00:48:27]:
Which is. I loved Weekend at Bernie's. I love Maculus. I like Matthew McCarthy.
Samantha [00:48:32]:
Know. Well, this is true.
Lisa [00:48:33]:
You Andrew McCrash. Sorry. Andrew McCarthy.
Samantha [00:48:35]:
Total crush Matthew McCarthy.
Lisa [00:48:37]:
I don't know.
Samantha [00:48:37]:
Oh my God.
Lisa [00:48:38]:
I've listened to you snore for three.
Samantha [00:48:40]:
Fatigue is taking over.
Lisa [00:48:42]:
Yeah. I've listened to you snore for three days. I haven't slept yet. Right.
Samantha [00:48:47]:
Yeah. Well, I'm done. I'm done with you.
Lisa [00:48:50]:
Right. And I'm done with you. But we might still hook up on Friday for something to eat in a glass of wine.
Samantha [00:48:55]:
Oh my God. Okay. Well, I'll talk to you.
Lisa [00:48:56]:
We're. We're taking all day tomorrow off you. And I'm not. I'm going to work because I got to. I got to see my. My friends and. And I'm just excited to now away from you, I guess.
Samantha [00:49:05]:
But you know what? Nobody kicked National Lampoon or Grease.
Lisa [00:49:09]:
You can't touch Greece. Right.
Samantha [00:49:11]:
Interesting though.
Lisa [00:49:12]:
Hey, can't touch Greece with a ten foot pole.
Samantha [00:49:14]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:49:14]:
No way, man. No way.
Samantha [00:49:16]:
National Lampoon is a tradition.
Lisa [00:49:19]:
It totally is. It totally is. Right. You know, here's my thing. Samantha. Right. I know. We're wrapping up.
Lisa [00:49:27]:
I know. Right. We're not quite as long as what we usually are because. Hi.
Samantha [00:49:30]:
Right.
Lisa [00:49:31]:
We. We just done everything we've had to back. Oh. And we have the tornado coming. Right. I thought. I think it was thinking two different songs. I'm thinking.
Lisa [00:49:42]:
And you're thinking the Imagine Dragons version. Right. Okay.
Samantha [00:49:47]:
Oh my God. That is one thing that we kind of agreed on was music. Was the music station that we listened to.
Lisa [00:49:54]:
There was one, but here. Okay. Okay. This is something odd that you don't know about Samantha. I think. I think I may have referenced in our live show about how you'll just pick a movie in the middle of it and you'll just start watching it. She'll do that with a radio station. That's fading out, too.
Lisa [00:50:09]:
It's. It's half crackly and half not. And she'll just, like. She just hits scan the next one that's got some words. She's in it. And I'm like, serious, we need to listen to this. It's almost like. It's almost like, no, I didn't hear it.
Samantha [00:50:20]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:50:21]:
And then it would go. And then you'd hit seek, and it would do the next one.
Samantha [00:50:23]:
Why do you always take something that's only, like, half true and. And it's not proportion?
Lisa [00:50:28]:
Because it's not half true. It was true. Yeah.
Samantha [00:50:30]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:50:31]:
Totally true. Yeah. Only person I know who doesn't. When doesn't travel with earbuds or earpods. So when it's time to go to bed, right, I'm listening to my stuff with my earpods in, and Sam's listening to her stuff loud.
Samantha [00:50:48]:
I was. I did not have anything on.
Lisa [00:50:50]:
I know you didn't. Saw them at every. Saw them at every.
Samantha [00:50:53]:
And I'm like, that's the person in the room right next door to us. That's their tv. Yes, you're right. Your tv, your phone is on. And I'm like, no, it's not.
Lisa [00:51:05]:
Yeah. I don't believe you. I'm traumatized. I didn't sleep three days.
Samantha [00:51:08]:
I forgot. You don't believe anything I say anymore. That was also the fun thing about three days of being with her. It was very exhausting. I need to go now. I need to go. I'm fatigued. I'm fatigued.
Samantha [00:51:20]:
I'm. I'm. Lisa.
Lisa [00:51:21]:
Out. All Lisa. And, you know, and. And. And in fairness, that happens too, right? My kid's sister would back that a thousand percent. Right? Yeah. I believe she's a handful on it. She's a handful any given time.
Lisa [00:51:34]:
Right? And I do know me, I know that I'm capable. I just want to say, Samantha, that these last three days have been trying. Chocolate, starchy goodness, and lots of carbs, I'm assuming.
Samantha [00:51:51]:
Holy crap.
Lisa [00:51:52]:
Right? But our live show kicked ass, and I'm proud of you. I think you did a good job.
Samantha [00:51:57]:
I thought you did great.
Lisa [00:51:59]:
Thanks. I think we did great together. We were thrilled to know that we can make people laugh in person.
Samantha [00:52:03]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:52:04]:
Right. And we're just excited. We're just excited.
Samantha [00:52:06]:
And we just want to say thank you to those people who did come out to, you know, see us do our very first live show.
Lisa [00:52:13]:
Thank you to Side Launch for the free drink.
Samantha [00:52:16]:
Thank you to side Launch Brewery for the free drinks. They Gave drinks to the. Our audience.
Lisa [00:52:21]:
Yeah.
Samantha [00:52:21]:
And it was great. And thank you again to Sarah because she really helped us out. She was all things that day.
Lisa [00:52:28]:
Totally. And, and, and here's my little nugget. My takeaway. Dear Lisa, get closer to Sam. I got it. I got it, people. I get it. I get it.
Lisa [00:52:40]:
We're not real close that way. We don't stand close. We're not touchy feely friends.
Samantha [00:52:44]:
No.
Lisa [00:52:44]:
It just didn't seem natural. Seemed natural to be away from you, actually.
Samantha [00:52:47]:
Yes. Yeah.
Lisa [00:52:48]:
But, but, but I get it. Just look out. Look out, Saskatoon Sam. And I'm gonna be side by side. Yeah. It'll be two peas in a pod.
Samantha [00:52:56]:
No, there will be no peas and there will be no pod.
Lisa [00:53:00]:
So funny. So funny.
Samantha [00:53:02]:
All right, so guys, connect with us on our social media or visit our website, which is www.ishakemyheadpod.com. to sign up for newsletters, leave a message or check out our episodes, Watch the podcast on YouTube and subscribe. You can join our Patreon for exclusive content, early access, and behind the scenes footage, all for as little as $2 a month. You can visit patreon.com ishakemyhead we got.
Lisa [00:53:25]:
Stuff coming for you, Patreon people.
Samantha [00:53:28]:
Yes, we do. And also we will mention that we did record the live show audio. So we will be giving parts of that to Patreon. So if you missed our show and want to hear what it sounds like and hear what we talked about, you too could listen to it if you join Patreon for as little as $2 a month.
Lisa [00:53:49]:
Right.
Samantha [00:53:49]:
Just going to tell you that again.
Lisa [00:53:50]:
That's right.
Samantha [00:53:51]:
So if you're looking for our shake my hand swag, you can head on down to threadlist.com and search for us. We're proud to be part of the Women in Media Network and we want to thank John Jimingo for putting our podcast together each week.
Lisa [00:54:03]:
Right. Because he's not happy with the platform that we use. No, he's not.
Samantha [00:54:07]:
Right.
Lisa [00:54:08]:
He's on a mission to destroy it. I wish him well. I don't think he'll succeed. Quick update on my baseball. I am tied for first again. Kept up with it the whole time we were away. Really good. And we have two spots left if anybody wants to join or I shake my head.
Lisa [00:54:27]:
NFL, espn, fantasy football. Got two spots left. Just send, send, send us a message and we'll get you in there. Draft is on the 30th. Yeah, that's what we're doing. Samantha. Samantha. Anything else?
Samantha [00:54:40]:
No, I'm good.
Lisa [00:54:40]:
You want to keep talking?
Samantha [00:54:41]:
I want to go to. No, I want to go to bedtime.
Lisa [00:54:45]:
I'm going to work in the morning. So excited. Okay, good for you. All right, Samantha, friends of the podcast, thank you for all your support. We always appreciate it. Samantha, always a pleasure.
Samantha [00:54:56]:
Yeah, it should be.
Lisa [00:55:08]:
Who's a pretty girl?
Samantha [00:55:09]:
I'm a pretty girl.
