Sneezing: The Orgasmic Imposter

Lisa [00:00:14]:
So I got thinking about sneezing.

Samantha [00:00:16]:
And.

Lisa [00:00:17]:
Okay, here's my thing. I wonder why do we need them? I'm a sneezing maniac. You've heard me sneeze eight sneezes. It's a family thing, right? We sneeze eight times in a row. And all I just. Right. It's not good. And all I just think is, could the body just not.

Lisa [00:00:35]:
Okay, can the body just not.

Samantha [00:00:37]:
No offense, not realistic. Because your body has to sneeze. It's part of the conditions that we have. But you are not the only person that has issues sneezing. I was on vacation with my sister and her family, and my brother in law and my nephew sneeze the exact same way. And it's like they're having like a small seizure while they're doing it.

Lisa [00:01:02]:
Oh, my goodness. Right?

Samantha [00:01:03]:
Like, and then it's like you. It's like, it's one big one and then there's little ones that follow it. Right?

Lisa [00:01:09]:
It's hilarious. It's kind of. It's kind of like a. It's like an earthquake, right? Like, and then all the seismic shocks afterwards. There's nothing enjoyable. I have one every morning in my office. I take one sip of my coffee, I get a tickle in my nose, and I'm quickly. I'm one sneeze.

Lisa [00:01:25]:
And I take my glasses off because I'm sneezing everything everywhere. It's not pretty. It's messy. It scares pets. If you're a woman who's had babies, you're peeing. Who's benefiting from these sneezes? Samantha, I'm gonna. I petition to cancel sneezing. It's not good.

Samantha [00:01:43]:
You can petition all you want, but the reality is, is that it's disgusting and your body needs to do it. It's doing something that it feels it needs to do. So sneeze away.

Lisa [00:01:55]:
How is it that I can get a sneeze somehow underneath my glasses? I'm like, this is pretty. This is pretty.

Samantha [00:02:03]:
Yeah, you know, it's all good.

Lisa [00:02:05]:
I have remnants of sneeze under my glasses, on my screen, on my papers. And I'm like, every morning.

Samantha [00:02:12]:
So is it like spit? Is it snot? Like, what's happening?

Lisa [00:02:15]:
It's all of it. Because you can't protect it. Everybody's like, get a Kleenex that does nothing. You can't catch it. Are you doing with it? It just comes on. All I try and do. My only concern is get my glasses off. I take my glasses off and then I Just start, right? And then you put them on, and then you take them off.

Lisa [00:02:33]:
Because here comes another. And then you put them on, and so on and so on.

Samantha [00:02:37]:
Yeah, you should just take off your glass as soon as you start feeling like you need to SNEEZE. Because it's eight.

Lisa [00:02:42]:
It's eight.

Samantha [00:02:42]:
I think one time it might have.

Lisa [00:02:44]:
Been nine or 10 every now and then, right. It just kicks in. My dad does it. My niece does it. I do it, I think. Because we are aggressive nose blowers.

Samantha [00:02:55]:
Oh, potentially, yes.

Lisa [00:02:57]:
Because I hear that. I hear that a lot. Right. Like. Like, do you need to blow your nose so loud? I. Apparently I do, because that's how I do it.

Samantha [00:03:06]:
But you know what the problem is? Is that when you start to feel like you have a sneeze, you're, like, fighting against it. So your whole body's, like. You're, like, clenching. You're like, no, I want to sneeze. And then you're like. And then your whole body's like.

Lisa [00:03:19]:
No offense, right? But if my body's gonna go through all that, it better be for something a whole lot more enj than a sneeze, right? I don't feel that it's the same enjoyment.

Samantha [00:03:30]:
Can we please clench? For a whole different reason.

Lisa [00:03:32]:
Right? Can we just hold on. Ride it through. For all different reasons than what we're doing. Like, if I'm rushing to take my glasses off, it's not because of a sneeze, okay?

Samantha [00:03:46]:
Not because of a sneeze.

Lisa [00:03:48]:
Jesus, Lord, help a girl.

Samantha [00:03:53]:
Well, especially at our age, because a sneeze could probably, like, take out a rib or, like, dislocate his shoulder.

Lisa [00:04:00]:
Right? Like, something's getting.

Samantha [00:04:01]:
Part of us are not put together very well anymore.

Lisa [00:04:04]:
Right?

Samantha [00:04:04]:
Like, so if you're gonna dislocate or. Or pop a rib.

Lisa [00:04:08]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:04:08]:
It really should be for something a little more exciting than.

Lisa [00:04:11]:
Right. A little more enjoyable. Right? Because you're going through all the same things, but you're just not the same outcome. Just disappointment. Right. Doing it. All. Right.

Lisa [00:04:22]:
And why is. And then that's creepy too. Right? That's creepy, too. The fact that you just did that is creepy, too. It's weird. It's weird. Samantha, you need to start this podcast. I can't.

Lisa [00:04:39]:
You need to.

Samantha [00:04:40]:
I can't.

Lisa [00:04:41]:
We're taking it to places we don't need to go.

Samantha [00:04:43]:
Oh, we are just being like, I don't know what we're doing, but. Hey, guys, if you're still with us, thanks. Welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam.

Lisa [00:04:54]:
The X rated version. Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:04:58]:
Hello, everybody.

Lisa [00:04:59]:
I guess it's not really X rated, right? We're leaving that up to the opinion of the listener.

Samantha [00:05:03]:
We don't leave it to your imagination. You do with it what you will.

Lisa [00:05:08]:
Just saying. Right. Let us know if you. How your sneezes are. Mine are not that. Mine are not that enjoyable.

Samantha [00:05:16]:
However, if you do love what you hear, please download, subscribe, share with a friend and leave a review. You can go. And also tickets are available right now for our Saskatoon show on Nov. 7 at Bit Ly ishakemyheadlive.

Lisa [00:05:36]:
So seats are limited.

Samantha [00:05:37]:
You want to see this, you want to see this craziness live? Come see it.

Lisa [00:05:41]:
Right? We were just Talking about this 30 seconds before we hit Record Court. And that was not where that conversation was going.

Samantha [00:05:47]:
It was not where it was going.

Lisa [00:05:49]:
That's why you need to show up live, people. Get your tickets.

Samantha [00:05:53]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:05:53]:
Yeah, get your tickets. Samantha, I got a question. You're gonna think it's weird. I know it. Right? Because I kind of think it's weird too. But. But do you ever have unagitated agitation?

Samantha [00:06:05]:
I don't even know what you're talking.

Lisa [00:06:07]:
About Right now that you give me unagitated agitation.

Samantha [00:06:12]:
I feel a full explanation of that whole entire phrase is needed before I comment.

Lisa [00:06:18]:
Okay. Because you can agitate me really easily. Right. And I like to believe.

Samantha [00:06:24]:
Right back at you.

Lisa [00:06:24]:
Right. And I like to believe that it's unintentional. So I'm going to coin the phrase that you just give me unagitated agitation. Like you don't mean to, but you do. But you do.

Samantha [00:06:37]:
Okay, yeah, sure, whatever.

Lisa [00:06:39]:
Right? Yeah.

Samantha [00:06:40]:
I think that's you. That's you bundled in a weird phrase. I think you just pointed out you to the rest of the world.

Lisa [00:06:48]:
It's just unagitated agitation. That's what I feel.

Samantha [00:06:53]:
You're not trying to agitate people, but you are agitated.

Lisa [00:06:56]:
Right. And it's just unagitated of me. I'm un. Agitated about it. I don't mean to cause agitation.

Samantha [00:07:03]:
It is unfortunate that you do.

Lisa [00:07:05]:
Well, you do too, though. Although I think sometimes yours is more. Yours is more like. I mean to.

Samantha [00:07:12]:
No, I don't actually ever mean to Lisa.

Lisa [00:07:14]:
Really Between.

Samantha [00:07:15]:
You actually mean to really you. No, I think you do.

Lisa [00:07:19]:
I'm more.

Samantha [00:07:19]:
No, all the time.

Lisa [00:07:21]:
All the times I'm back it up. I'm between. And Sam. Lisa's more apt.

Samantha [00:07:28]:
No, I'm not. No, you know what? You're not Lighting me on fire with this one. This is on you. You, you piece of. This is totally you. You're the unattached. You're on the UN Agitated Agitator. Because this is totally you.

Samantha [00:07:46]:
Ask a question.

Lisa [00:07:47]:
Poke here.

Samantha [00:07:48]:
Ask another question. I'm just being curious. I was full of questions. You, at your age, you should know better.

Lisa [00:07:59]:
I don't. I don't. I don't know.

Samantha [00:08:01]:
You don't.

Lisa [00:08:02]:
I don't know until I'm in it. And then it's like I don't get the signs, right.

Samantha [00:08:07]:
No, you know what it is? It's like you don't know. You're an I know everybody else knows you're an no. And points it out, which makes you agitated. They really are trying to agitate you. So in that respect, that phrase does not.

Lisa [00:08:20]:
Right, work.

Samantha [00:08:22]:
However, when you start being you in all the force that you are, you're the unattached. You're the UN Agitated agitator. In all that commentary, that sounds nicer.

Lisa [00:08:34]:
Than saying I'm an asshole.

Samantha [00:08:36]:
Well, then let's call you that from now on, right? Being an asshole.

Lisa [00:08:39]:
I like to just go by ua, the UN Agitated Agitator. Okay. Ua, please. That's what I'd like to go by in my next. In my next set of years, please. Okay. Okay. Because it sounds a little friendlier.

Lisa [00:08:54]:
It sounds. It sounds a little less harmful, a little less on purpose. I never mean on purpose, and you know that. I never mean no. I never mean no. You never. Once I get into it, I do. But not to start.

Lisa [00:09:11]:
Not to start. No.

Samantha [00:09:12]:
And then you. And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, things are clicking. Oh, this is fun now, right?

Lisa [00:09:18]:
Then I mean it.

Samantha [00:09:18]:
Can I do the Disturber then?

Lisa [00:09:22]:
Then I'm in it then. I own it then.

Samantha [00:09:25]:
But I don't own it if you're the agitator, right?

Lisa [00:09:27]:
I don't own getting into it. I own in it. I don't own getting into it. All right, okay, okay.

Samantha [00:09:35]:
No, I'm agreeing with you. You are the OG of ua.

Lisa [00:09:40]:
The OG of ua, right? Like the King of Kensington. When she walks down the street, she smells it in everyone.

Samantha [00:09:50]:
That's not good.

Lisa [00:09:51]:
Oh, Samantha. Oh, Samantha. I can quote your mother, right? Samantha. Samantha. Samantha. Okay.

Samantha [00:09:59]:
No, but she likes me, so you.

Lisa [00:10:01]:
Know she likes me. She said I'm her favorite daughter.

Samantha [00:10:04]:
Nope. No.

Lisa [00:10:05]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:10:05]:
Huh?

Lisa [00:10:06]:
Always has.

Samantha [00:10:07]:
No.

Lisa [00:10:07]:
Always has.

Samantha [00:10:08]:
No.

Lisa [00:10:08]:
Always has. Ever since the moment I told her that I wasn't afraid of you, I became. I like Rose in the ranks. Hey, I think she's like, finally, somebody.

Samantha [00:10:18]:
Nobody's afraid of me. I'm a cat.

Lisa [00:10:21]:
I'm just saying. Right? Okay. I gotta talk about something.

Samantha [00:10:24]:
All right?

Lisa [00:10:24]:
All right. And I'm gonna need you to check. Speaking of your mom, I mean, I need you to check with your mom with this too, because she was on Team Lisa with the shower curtain, right? Okay. A few weeks ago, talked about the shower curtain, right? Got a clear shower curtain and how I felt as I was showering. It was way too high. There's naked Lisa in the shower curtain. And you know, my. What happens if somebody comes in the middle of the night and I'm having a shower and they come into the bathroom and there I just am.

Lisa [00:10:51]:
I'm not giving them anything to dig for. I'm just right there behind the clear curtain. Right? So, okay, we talked about it, right? We thought it seemed odd. I didn't feel comfortable. Your mom chimed in. She felt the same. Okay, so I'm lucky. Some of my co workers, they listen to the podcast, right? At my work.

Lisa [00:11:12]:
Samantha. It's all ladies and one dude, right? All ladies and one dude. I gotta tell you, when he pipes in, it's like the. It's. When he pipes, it's so funny. This guy, right? When he pipes in, it's like a guest appearance from the male perspective. I'm talking about this. We're talking about this.

Lisa [00:11:32]:
My boss. Boss says, I listen to your podcast and I'm not quite following. So I explained the story right? To everybody. Tell them, dear dude, right? He's listening and he's. He. He's. He's like. He's observant.

Lisa [00:11:47]:
He's an observant type of guy, right? He's listening. He's listening. He's quiet. And all of a sudden he's like, hang on. It's like he's shaking his head. He's like, this is ridiculous. This story doesn't make any sense. He goes, it makes no sense whatsoever.

Lisa [00:12:04]:
Why you just have one shower curtain when everybody has two? I'm like, I have two shower curtains, but the other one stays at the far end. He's like, that makes no sense. How does it stay at the far end when you close one, you close them both. And he's chock full of opinions on this. And I'm like, no, you don't. You close one and you keep the other one at the far end. And everybody at the table is like, you. No, no, we interlock this.

Lisa [00:12:29]:
We do this. We MacGyver this.

Samantha [00:12:31]:
We.

Lisa [00:12:31]:
We have this My boss. Boss says, we want to see a picture. Okay. Get home, took a picture. We have two shower curtains. We have two rods. We have one for the.

Samantha [00:12:44]:
Why? Why?

Lisa [00:12:45]:
I don't know.

Samantha [00:12:47]:
Oh, my God. That's your first problem. You've made it more difficult.

Lisa [00:12:51]:
Right, Right. So now. So now my story in my mind makes sense. In their mind. Right. All women and a dude. It's just funnier. Yeah, you've done it wrong because nobody else has this.

Lisa [00:13:06]:
They're like, did your place come with two rod? No, we went and bought one.

Samantha [00:13:11]:
Oh, my God. Okay, so it never occurred to you to buy a shower curtain hook that could hook both? Because I have one. That's actually quite phenomenal. No, there's two hooks, one on each side. You put it over your shower, and it hangs one inside, one outside.

Lisa [00:13:28]:
Funny. Everybody has that. Apparently. Everybody, including the observant dude at my work, everybody has that.

Samantha [00:13:38]:
Well, thank goodness the observant dude spoke up.

Lisa [00:13:41]:
Thank God, because everybody else was thinking it seemed odd. And the observant dude who never says boo because he's just observant like that and a great guy, he's just like. It's like. It's like. It's like the man in him came out and he's like, whoa. This is. This is home renovation, and I'm the dude here. I need to speak up and address this.

Samantha [00:14:02]:
Oh, my God. Okay. I don't know who or why or you need to check with. No, mom only has one because she has proper shower curtain etiquette. When you buy the right ring for.

Lisa [00:14:13]:
Your shower, I thought maybe she would be on my side.

Samantha [00:14:16]:
No, she is not.

Lisa [00:14:17]:
No. So am I the only one in the world? Yeah.

Samantha [00:14:20]:
Well, you might be one of. Of a few and hasn't quite figured out what to do.

Lisa [00:14:25]:
And I have to be honest. Right. It's been like that forever. Old place, too.

Samantha [00:14:31]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:14:32]:
Totally. Totally. You should see the joy I have now. When I pull, there's still two. Two rods, but I pull both closed. I'm. I don't care. Let somebody break in.

Lisa [00:14:45]:
Go ahead. You're not seeing none of this. It's covered.

Samantha [00:14:49]:
Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you?

Lisa [00:14:51]:
I never did before.

Samantha [00:14:52]:
I'm really confused at how you use your shower.

Lisa [00:14:57]:
I always just used the one. Because you have the pretty one on the outside.

Samantha [00:15:02]:
Yes, but it gets pulled with it.

Lisa [00:15:04]:
It did. It never ever did. It always stayed at the far end.

Samantha [00:15:06]:
Oh, so you're. You've been an exhibitionist now for several decades.

Lisa [00:15:10]:
For 25 years. Well, like the inside one. Right. But it's see through. And hence why I was having concerns all these years.

Samantha [00:15:22]:
Which is why you felt you needed a. A muted one. One that you couldn't see through because you weren't being the. You weren't being like everyone else and pulling the. The fabric shower curtain across.

Lisa [00:15:32]:
No, no.

Samantha [00:15:34]:
Which now makes perfect sense that you were scared that people would.

Lisa [00:15:38]:
That people would see me because they would have. Right.

Samantha [00:15:42]:
Okay, well, you know what? There's. We can't help. We can't help you unless you tell us.

Lisa [00:15:47]:
That's why.

Samantha [00:15:48]:
And now that's why a group of.

Lisa [00:15:49]:
All women carry a dude in the group. This is to have a dude. Right? Because he was just like. The women were figuring it out, but not quite as quick. Eh. The dude was like, whoa, it's time. It's my time. It's my time right now.

Lisa [00:16:04]:
It's my time to shine and I gotta get to the bottom of this. He's still. It came up again today. People still laughing just like as though it's brand new news. It's never ending.

Samantha [00:16:14]:
You bring so much joy.

Lisa [00:16:16]:
Oh, I tell you. Right. I tell you. I just never realized that we. And it's. But we're not gonna change it.

Samantha [00:16:24]:
Oh, I have no doubt that you won't.

Lisa [00:16:26]:
Right? We're not going to. We're keepers of habit.

Samantha [00:16:28]:
Oh, I have no doubt.

Lisa [00:16:29]:
Yeah. Forget that. We're happy how it is.

Samantha [00:16:32]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:16:33]:
Okay, friends, I passed. Hang on. I need people to check. Check your showers and let me know.

Samantha [00:16:39]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:16:40]:
I'm like, please, please. Okay.

Samantha [00:16:42]:
Bombard me.

Lisa [00:16:44]:
Pictures everything just at the top, just to see if there's one or two rods. That's all I want to know. Okay. That's what I want. Is that okay? Okay. Okay.

Samantha [00:16:57]:
All right.

Lisa [00:16:58]:
Ask away.

Samantha [00:16:59]:
Okay, so I don't have a shower curtain story, but I do have a game. I have a story about how men react to a woman kicking their ass.

Lisa [00:17:10]:
Oh. Well, I think the men you're going to talk about probably don't react well because the women are very competitive. If I know the women well.

Samantha [00:17:21]:
My sister is calmly competitive. I'm more outwardly competitive.

Lisa [00:17:25]:
You are totally outwardly. You're like, you. You are like, not fun, actually.

Samantha [00:17:29]:
But I'm not fun because I. But I'm okay if I don't win.

Lisa [00:17:33]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:17:33]:
That's the difference.

Lisa [00:17:34]:
True.

Samantha [00:17:34]:
When I'm playing the game, I'm competitive because I want to win.

Lisa [00:17:38]:
Right.

Samantha [00:17:38]:
But if I don't win, it's okay.

Lisa [00:17:40]:
Yeah, that's true.

Samantha [00:17:40]:
You're not a service and I had a good time. No, the two male people in my group of people are highly, highly competitive with everyone in all things. And God bless my nephew, he has not grown out of it, but neither has his father. Okay, so we played a game called Skippo. Now, I don't know if anybody knows what Skippo is.

Lisa [00:18:08]:
It's the basic at Skippo. Or was it Uno?

Samantha [00:18:12]:
No, you were playing Euchre.

Lisa [00:18:14]:
No, you and I at the cabin. I was the world champion, remember?

Samantha [00:18:18]:
No, I won.

Lisa [00:18:19]:
No, no, no.

Samantha [00:18:20]:
Oh, my. Not playing this game again. Shut up.

Lisa [00:18:23]:
There's nothing to play. I was the world champion.

Samantha [00:18:25]:
Can I please tell my story before you take over this?

Lisa [00:18:28]:
I'm not taking it over.

Samantha [00:18:29]:
Yes, you are.

Lisa [00:18:30]:
No, I'm not.

Samantha [00:18:31]:
So, okay, so we're playing Skippo, and I'm like, I don't remember how to play this game. And they're like, okay, explaining it to me, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, all right. I get my pile, you get your cards. And I'm playing, and I'm like, okay. And then all of a sudden, I was on a bit of a streak because you have to get rid of your. Your card, your pile of cards, which was like 12 or 15 or whatever. And I was on a bit of a stream.

Samantha [00:18:56]:
Okay, I won two times in a row. And they were like, we're done playing.

Lisa [00:19:01]:
Skip Bow for sure, because you are not.

Samantha [00:19:04]:
And they're like. With this. No. I was, like, shocked that I was winning, but I knew. I knew that I was gonna win both games. Just how things were rolling out.

Lisa [00:19:14]:
You could just tell.

Samantha [00:19:15]:
I could tell.

Lisa [00:19:16]:
You could feel it.

Samantha [00:19:17]:
I could feel it. Yeah. So they're playing and they're like, what's going.

Lisa [00:19:21]:
Why?

Samantha [00:19:21]:
Are you kidding? What's with the cards? This is ridiculous. And then when I won two games in a row, my sister and I looked at each other, and you're like. And I'm like, yeah, they're not handling.

Lisa [00:19:30]:
It well because you weren't cheating, right? No.

Samantha [00:19:33]:
You can't cheat at Skip.

Lisa [00:19:35]:
I know. You can't. Right? I know.

Samantha [00:19:37]:
It's because you don't even remember the game.

Lisa [00:19:40]:
I remember the fact that I won.

Samantha [00:19:42]:
But the fact is, is that they had to make excuses for the reasons why I won.

Lisa [00:19:49]:
Okay? Okay. Right.

Samantha [00:19:51]:
And then we. The next night or the couple of nights after that, I play. We played Skippo again, and one of them won the first game, but I won the second game in very much the same fashion as I won. The two previous.

Lisa [00:20:02]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:20:04]:
All of a sudden it was like, and card and card and card.

Lisa [00:20:08]:
And it's not right there. Right? Because it's your attitude. It's your tone right there. Right? You aren't fun. You are not fun to play with.

Samantha [00:20:15]:
Yes, I am.

Lisa [00:20:16]:
No, you're not.

Samantha [00:20:18]:
No. And I was not even doing anything. I was just, like, playing my cards.

Lisa [00:20:21]:
Okay, I've played many games with you before, right? And I know.

Samantha [00:20:27]:
And you just don't like not winning. That's your problem.

Lisa [00:20:31]:
Well, it doesn't happen.

Samantha [00:20:31]:
And then you do start to cheat.

Lisa [00:20:33]:
I don't cheat. That. Now you're spreading.

Samantha [00:20:37]:
This is why I don't tell you stories of my life. Because you always have to make it about you.

Lisa [00:20:42]:
No, because I'm just going to judge you the way you just judged me about my shower curtain. Right? Same type of thing.

Samantha [00:20:48]:
You are doing your shower curtain wrong.

Lisa [00:20:50]:
Okay, well, for 25 years it's been fine. And now, yeah, now it stresses me out. But now I'm. Now it's better.

Samantha [00:20:58]:
Now the world knows.

Lisa [00:21:00]:
Now the world does know. Right? Totally. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. Well, I'm glad that you taught those boys a lesson.

Samantha [00:21:08]:
No, I wasn't trying to teach anybody a lesson. What I thought was funny is that they had to find a way to rationalize why I did win.

Lisa [00:21:16]:
But I think that's a guy thing, too, right? No offense, guys.

Samantha [00:21:20]:
Why would a woman win a card game? Right?

Lisa [00:21:23]:
Right? And there it starts. And there it starts. Right? Right. Why can we run faster? It just starts. And it starts. We're not there yet. We're not. We're not talking about that yet.

Lisa [00:21:33]:
We're not there. No, we're not there. That's okay. Okay? And I shake my head and I'm taking one for the team here, because my. My work team. You know what we are? We. We're tight. And we are.

Lisa [00:21:48]:
One isn't happy. None of us are happy is how it seems. Okay? So, okay, I'm shaking my head at this lady on Instagram, and her handle is Mum. Nutritionist. Okay? Go to Instagram. She has delightful, delightful recipes. They look simple. They look easy.

Lisa [00:22:07]:
I haven't made any. However, right. My boss. Boss did. She saw one, and it looked so tempting that she decided to make it. It was sweet potatoes. Like. Like sweet potato.

Lisa [00:22:18]:
Like, mashed sweet potatoes in the bottom of a muffin tin. And you baked it, and then you put an egg on it, and then you baked it, and then it was. Looked delicious. And in the Picture. It looks yummy. And when you listen to the lady when she bites it, it has nothing better than a great crunch. Nothing says this food is so damn good more than a crunch. Right? Right.

Lisa [00:22:46]:
We fall for a crunch. So there's a crunch. So my boss. Boss. She makes it. She does this. She did all of it. She took a bite.

Lisa [00:22:55]:
There's no crunch. There's no crunch. And again, I did say. I'm not sure what about the recipe would have made you think there was a crunch, but I get it. There was a crunch in the video, so you went with it. There was no crunch. Is that not catfishing? Is that not what they call it?

Samantha [00:23:10]:
That's not catfishing.

Lisa [00:23:11]:
It's catfishing. You're hooking people in.

Samantha [00:23:13]:
I'm not.

Lisa [00:23:14]:
You're hooking people in. I think it's catfishing.

Samantha [00:23:17]:
No, I don't.

Lisa [00:23:18]:
I think it's catfishing.

Samantha [00:23:20]:
I really don't think so. Actually, when I think of catfishing, I think of people on Facebook who talk for three to four years with a person, and they're. They have never met them, but they're deeply in love with them. And then when they decide to make the move to, like, try and meet them, sure, there's like, a million reasons why they shouldn't meet them, because they aren't the real person.

Lisa [00:23:41]:
Similar. Right. They're making you love this recipe. They're making you love this recipe. They're throwing in a crunch. They're throwing in a crunch that melts.

Samantha [00:23:50]:
But is there a possibility that the recipe wasn't followed correctly?

Lisa [00:23:55]:
No, no, no. It's an easy recipe. You and I could have made it. It's mashed. It's sweet potato and an egg and, like, some parmesan cheese.

Samantha [00:24:06]:
Sweet potato doesn't really get.

Lisa [00:24:08]:
Right. Right.

Samantha [00:24:09]:
Crunchy.

Lisa [00:24:10]:
Right. So we know that. Right? We know that. But when you see the video and you hear that crunch, that's the. That's the fish. That's the catfish. It hooks you into wanting to try it. I'm saying it.

Lisa [00:24:25]:
It hooks you into wanting to try it.

Samantha [00:24:27]:
It's really not the right phrase, but it.

Lisa [00:24:29]:
It.

Samantha [00:24:30]:
I think I have more problems with your phrase than I do with the whole. It didn't crunch.

Lisa [00:24:35]:
Then she did another video. I just watched two, and then I was angry. Then she did another video. She made a grilled cheese sandwich. You'll expect a little bit of a crunch unless you dip it in your tomato soup, which then makes it soggy. She bit into it after it was in the soup. It's the same crunch. People are on her.

Lisa [00:24:53]:
On her IG saying, why do you keep inserting a crunch when there's no crunch? People are mad that she's catfishing People.

Samantha [00:25:00]:
Are you kidding?

Lisa [00:25:01]:
She's fishing them. She's catfishing.

Samantha [00:25:03]:
You think that she's using, like, a sound effect?

Lisa [00:25:06]:
Yeah, like, you know how, like, you hear, like, on things? It's like that. It's like she hits a button and there's a crunch. Totally.

Samantha [00:25:15]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:25:16]:
That's what's happening. I'm shaking my head at her. Right? Don't do a recipe with a phenomenal crunch and there not be a crunch.

Samantha [00:25:24]:
Don't fake it. Don't fake it.

Lisa [00:25:26]:
Don't fake it, Miss Catfish?

Samantha [00:25:27]:
Is that what you're saying? Don't fake it. Don't fake it.

Lisa [00:25:29]:
Catfish lady. It's the same thing. She's catfishing. No, it's the same. It's a variant of it, but it's the same. It's mean, it's disrespectful, and it's kind of dirty.

Samantha [00:25:42]:
Well, it's misleading, if anything. It's not dirty. It's misleading.

Lisa [00:25:46]:
It's a little dirty. It's just dirty.

Samantha [00:25:49]:
I'm sorry. How is it dirty?

Lisa [00:25:51]:
It just is dirty. It seems dirty. Okay.

Samantha [00:25:54]:
If anything, it's misleading.

Lisa [00:25:56]:
It's dirty because that's a dirty trick. That's why. It's a dirty, dirty trick.

Samantha [00:26:00]:
Oh, it's a dirty trick. Dirty, dirty trick.

Lisa [00:26:02]:
Dirty trick.

Samantha [00:26:03]:
Shame on you.

Lisa [00:26:04]:
Insert crunch here, right? I'm gonna make a peanut butter and jam sandwich. Post it. Insert crunch here. And people be like, whoa, what did she do so different? Nothing. She just inserted crunch here. Okay. Yeah, check her out. Or don't.

Samantha [00:26:19]:
Your OCD is, like, over and over dark.

Lisa [00:26:21]:
I don't have ocd.

Samantha [00:26:23]:
Oh, you have a D. You have a D somewhere. You have an add. You have adhd. Yeah, somewhere.

Lisa [00:26:29]:
I don't know if I do. I don't know if I do. I'm just saying, right? I'm just taking up the cause, right? Because my co workers agree, and I'm like, I got. I got you. I got you.

Samantha [00:26:38]:
I'm taking up the cause, right?

Lisa [00:26:40]:
I got you. I got you, boss.

Samantha [00:26:42]:
Boss.

Lisa [00:26:42]:
I got you.

Samantha [00:26:43]:
All right.

Lisa [00:26:43]:
Right here.

Samantha [00:26:45]:
Okay. I shake my head at that. It should be real. If you do anything, it should be real.

Lisa [00:26:49]:
Yeah. Like, just make it. Just make it a grilled cheese sandwich. Just make it mushy potatoes in a yucky egg. Just make that. Oh, that's right. Nobody wants that. They Want the crunch? So.

Lisa [00:27:00]:
So stop catfishing. People. Don't want to be catfished. Okay. Right.

Samantha [00:27:05]:
All right.

Lisa [00:27:06]:
That's all. Okay. Right. Stop. All right.

Samantha [00:27:11]:
Are you calming down now?

Lisa [00:27:13]:
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

Samantha [00:27:14]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:27:15]:
I'm good.

Samantha [00:27:16]:
I haven't. I shake my head, too, and it's only because I had to drive a million miles on a highway recently, and I'm shaking my head at highway drivers. I need you guys to figure out how you drive. I need you to figure out what speed you want to go at, and I need you to then stop cutting me off or stop cutting off big trucks that are. Are like in front of you or you're that are just trying to drive and then you cut in front of them, and then that makes every one of us break behind.

Lisa [00:27:46]:
I'm just gonna sound like.

Samantha [00:27:47]:
So annoying.

Lisa [00:27:48]:
I'm gonna sound like a bad friend, but I have to.

Samantha [00:27:51]:
No, I'm not a bad driver. I need you to stop talking like that. I need you to. I got a home. I got there and back.

Lisa [00:27:58]:
Not saying you don't get there in my piece. I got in the bad driver. I get there and back, too.

Samantha [00:28:03]:
I got through Ontario.

Lisa [00:28:05]:
No, we got through Ontario. I did my fair share. Right. I got us through the mornings in Ontario.

Samantha [00:28:11]:
You driving by transport trucks. Oh, my God. Why are they there? Oh, my God. Why are they there?

Lisa [00:28:15]:
I'm just like, I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I'm just letting you know I don't like this.

Samantha [00:28:20]:
That's what you say, right?

Lisa [00:28:21]:
I don't like this. I don't like.

Samantha [00:28:23]:
That's what you say when I'm trying to pass a track.

Lisa [00:28:25]:
I don't like that either, right? I don't like that either.

Samantha [00:28:28]:
Right. All I'm saying is that when you're on the highway, I need people to pick a speed. And that's what your cruise controls for.

Lisa [00:28:37]:
Okay? Lead foot. Any.

Samantha [00:28:38]:
I love cruise control for myself because I have a lead foot.

Lisa [00:28:43]:
I hate it.

Samantha [00:28:43]:
I would drive 130 miles an hour.

Lisa [00:28:46]:
You do?

Samantha [00:28:47]:
I thought I would get away with it. And then that's why I constantly. I always use my cruise control.

Lisa [00:28:52]:
You didn't use the cruise control when we were driving through.

Samantha [00:28:56]:
Figure it out.

Lisa [00:28:57]:
Right? And there was we. And we had to install a new rule right now. Does not touch another button. Because look what happened to the door.

Samantha [00:29:06]:
Because we broke a door.

Lisa [00:29:07]:
Because we broke the door. Right? So you're right. We couldn't.

Samantha [00:29:09]:
Remember.

Lisa [00:29:10]:
Remember? I had A meltdown. Because.

Samantha [00:29:13]:
I'm never sharing anything else personal. You've heard it here, folks, on the podcast. We're just gonna listen to Lisa and her life. Because all I do when I bring up stuff is she brings out how awful I am. But then let's remind ourselves that Lisa is also as awful as I am.

Lisa [00:29:32]:
I think you totally bring that part up any chance you get.

Samantha [00:29:36]:
Lisa's awesome. Awful. She's a ogua. Or as we like to call it in the old days, an Right.

Lisa [00:29:44]:
I'm sorry. I did not turn on the back windshield wipers when there was no rain. That was you.

Samantha [00:29:50]:
No, because I was just trying to figure out what the buttons were doing.

Lisa [00:29:52]:
Right. And we didn't.

Samantha [00:29:52]:
I'd never driven this clown car.

Lisa [00:29:55]:
Fine.

Samantha [00:29:55]:
You would not get a decent sized car. You made us drive a clown car.

Lisa [00:30:00]:
Right. But guess what? We didn't need to use all the buttons, did we? No, we didn't. Okay. Can we move on? Can we? Can we move on?

Samantha [00:30:07]:
God, shut up right now.

Lisa [00:30:08]:
People don't even think we're friends. And maybe we're not.

Samantha [00:30:11]:
It's hard to say.

Lisa [00:30:13]:
It just depends on the day. It's because it's a Monday today. Tuesdays, we get along better. Monday's tough. It's tough.

Samantha [00:30:20]:
Monday's tough. Yep. Go ahead, Lisa.

Lisa [00:30:25]:
Hey, listen. This is something I think that would help us and our friendship. Samantha. So don't poo poo it. I need you to have an open mind. Please. Okay. Saskatoon has a cornhole leak for beginners.

Lisa [00:30:42]:
We can throw. Should we join?

Samantha [00:30:47]:
Okay, so all things that you suggest. You're gonna get bored of it five minutes in, and then you're gonna make me do all the work. So. No, Lisa, we are not joining a cornhole only work.

Lisa [00:31:01]:
I will always.

Samantha [00:31:02]:
You will never continue going. I will go. I've done it once. It was fun. This is really boring.

Lisa [00:31:09]:
And be on your phone in between throws. I'll be checking the news or something. Yes. Yeah. I will do the work. I will throw. I might not always bend over and pick up because I. That's why I don't mini golf.

Lisa [00:31:20]:
Right? Because I don't like to bend over and pick up. I don't bend over. Right. But I can throw. I can cornhole. We get cornhole, right?

Samantha [00:31:31]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:31:31]:
Do this. It's a bonding thing. It's a friendship.

Samantha [00:31:35]:
No. Yeah. Only if Michelle goes.

Lisa [00:31:37]:
It's two people are a team, not three. What do you think?

Samantha [00:31:42]:
I'm gonna think about it.

Lisa [00:31:43]:
You're okay. That's. That's more than painting, more than soccer, more than planting.

Samantha [00:31:50]:
More than hole is a maybe only because it doesn't require any special equipment. I do not have to pay anything for this. All you have to do is probably show up and throw a bean bag.

Lisa [00:32:00]:
And throw a bean bag. Right.

Samantha [00:32:02]:
Which you're gonna get bored of two minutes in.

Lisa [00:32:05]:
We don't know for sure. I do cornhole, and I'm pretty good. We don't know for sure.

Samantha [00:32:10]:
If this does not involve I get to hold a glass of wine and throw a beanbag, you're gonna have nothing to do with it.

Lisa [00:32:16]:
Well, maybe that will. Maybe that will get more people out to cornhole if you can hold a glass of wine.

Samantha [00:32:21]:
Unless it's the wine league or the beer league of cornhole. Well, maybe they're not gonna want anything to do with it.

Lisa [00:32:27]:
But let's make it the wine league. Let's make it classy. Let's make cornhole classy with wine. With wine.

Samantha [00:32:33]:
My wine.

Lisa [00:32:34]:
Right? Hold my wine. It's my turn to throw. Right?

Samantha [00:32:38]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:32:39]:
Just keep it. Just keep. Just keep your mind open about it. Okay?

Samantha [00:32:42]:
The fact that we're even contemplating cornhole, just how old do we think we are? Well, we're not 110. But we're not even our 60s.

Lisa [00:32:50]:
Yeah, but we're closer to 100 than we're not anymore. No. Gee, right. When you think about it, really. Right.

Samantha [00:32:57]:
True. Very true.

Lisa [00:32:59]:
And we're not going to get to a hundred. So we have lived 75% of our.

Samantha [00:33:02]:
Lives already and we've missed out because we haven't been able to play cornhole in the league.

Lisa [00:33:08]:
In the league, Right. What if, like, I'm the world's best cornhole player and, I don't know, I play at my sisters. I'm good. Really good. Till I lose.

Samantha [00:33:17]:
Remember we played at Michelle's too.

Lisa [00:33:18]:
Yeah. And I was good. Remember? I was good.

Samantha [00:33:21]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:33:21]:
Yeah, right. Because I played baseball. I know how to throw. Right. We could work out a system where, you know, if you like. You know what I think, because if you have to pick up. If you have to pick up your two bean bags, you might as well just pick up mine too. You're already down there.

Samantha [00:33:36]:
Oh my God. Stop.

Lisa [00:33:37]:
Right? That would be. That's the only thing we got to work out. Is that right? We can figure.

Samantha [00:33:42]:
So I'm doing all the work again? Is that what's happening?

Lisa [00:33:44]:
Am I asking you to take my arm and throw it? No, I'll use my own arm, thanks. My own Arm will do the actual work. Okay. Oh, let's just think about it. Okay. So excited we're gonna join Cornhole.

Samantha [00:33:56]:
No. I have not said yes.

Lisa [00:33:58]:
Well, let's just. We're gonna give it some thought.

Samantha [00:34:00]:
I have not said yes.

Lisa [00:34:01]:
We both have sneakers.

Samantha [00:34:02]:
I've not said yes.

Lisa [00:34:03]:
Right. I got sneakers. I'll put my sneakers on. Off I go to Cornhole. Where are you going?

Samantha [00:34:08]:
To cornhole102.

Lisa [00:34:10]:
You can even buy your own beanbags. My brother in law got his own bags for his birthday. Get your own beanbags. Get I shake my head beanbags. We can get them branded with our faces on each beanbag.

Samantha [00:34:22]:
That'd be rather fun. Don't make me do this now I don't want to.

Lisa [00:34:29]:
Oh, just like that? It's ruined.

Samantha [00:34:31]:
Yeah, now I don't want to.

Lisa [00:34:33]:
Okay, fine. I take it back. We won't put our faces on the beanbags. See? She's fickle. She's fickle. That's what she does.

Samantha [00:34:43]:
I am fickle.

Lisa [00:34:44]:
She swings her moods back and forth, back and forth. I knew it was too good to be true. Squash my spirit somehow I did. Yep.

Samantha [00:34:53]:
Like a bug.

Lisa [00:34:53]:
I'm not taking it off the table.

Samantha [00:34:55]:
Fine.

Lisa [00:34:56]:
Whatever.

Samantha [00:34:56]:
Okay, okay. But speaking of old. Just saying. Jonathan the tortoise is 192.

Lisa [00:35:04]:
My God, Jonathan. Let it end.

Samantha [00:35:06]:
The oldest living land Animal born in 1832.

Lisa [00:35:10]:
Holy.

Samantha [00:35:11]:
Like totally imagine. Imagine everything he's lived through and he hasn't been able to enjoy any of.

Lisa [00:35:16]:
It because he's a turtle.

Samantha [00:35:18]:
I'm surprised he survived like the wars.

Lisa [00:35:21]:
Right, so he didn't get to learn about electricity and light because he's a turtle.

Samantha [00:35:25]:
He's a turtle.

Lisa [00:35:26]:
He. Does it matter? He didn't learn because he's a turtle. Like he didn't see the evolution of food. He's still eating leaves because he's a turtle. If you're going to live to be 192 years old, Jonathan, you need a either end it or. Or. Find a way to up your game, buddy, and take some more activity.

Samantha [00:35:48]:
Turtles. I believe turtles live for a very long time.

Lisa [00:35:52]:
Well, you know what? That's ridiculous. Dear turtles enough.

Samantha [00:35:56]:
182. That's pretty impressive though.

Lisa [00:35:58]:
Yeah, but when you think of it, he was born in 1832. Like. Like, were men around? Like, were we walking upright yet?

Samantha [00:36:06]:
I'm sure we were we in the.

Lisa [00:36:08]:
Flintstone days in 1932.

Samantha [00:36:11]:
Okay, where. Where has he been for all 192 years? Are you sure this is Lisa's information and you know that she's not very good at fact checking. And here I am rambling off about Jonathan the Tortoise, and I'm like, I saw the headline.

Lisa [00:36:24]:
I don't know where he's been.

Samantha [00:36:26]:
God, here we go again. If anyone would like to fact check Jonathan the Tortoise, that would be great. Please let Lisa know how wrong she is.

Lisa [00:36:36]:
I don't think I'm wrong. I read the headline and then all I thought was, imagine how much he's missed to her. No, I'm just saying, right? I think it's true.

Samantha [00:36:46]:
He hasn't missed anything. He's been a part of the whole thing. He just didn't get bombed or probably starved.

Lisa [00:36:53]:
He comes with his own shell. How can he not be starved? Like. Like.

Samantha [00:36:56]:
I'm just curious. Like, where has he been for 192 years? Who's looking after this guy?

Lisa [00:37:01]:
Like, crossing the road. You know how long it takes?

Samantha [00:37:04]:
I know. Forever.

Lisa [00:37:05]:
And he's huge, right? Like, he's bigger than a turtle. He's a tortoise. Those are big guys. Those are big, big guys.

Samantha [00:37:12]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:37:13]:
Right? And he's like. He's back there with like. Like pebbles and bam, bam days.

Samantha [00:37:19]:
He's not. It's not.

Lisa [00:37:20]:
It's close. It's close. It's close, right? If it's a hundred. If it's 200 years, it's 20,000 years. It's not much difference. Right? All right. Streets with dust and dirt. That's all I think.

Samantha [00:37:33]:
You know what I. You know what I think it is? You're jealous because he has lived a life where somebody has always taken care.

Lisa [00:37:41]:
Of him, or he's.

Samantha [00:37:43]:
Because you. That's all you're looking for. You're looking for other people to do your. For you, to feed you, to give you water.

Lisa [00:37:50]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:37:51]:
You know, you don't want to do anything yourself. You're really just jealous.

Lisa [00:37:54]:
I just would like to grow up. But I don't want to live to be 200, even if somebody's helping me with that much stuff. I don't want. I'm bored. I'm bored by 200, right? Like, I'm bored. What am I doing now? Oh, God. Again, Right. I gotta cross the road again.

Lisa [00:38:11]:
Yeah. How many times I've crossed this road? Right? Oh, Jonathan. Okay, I. This is serious talk now, Samantha.

Samantha [00:38:22]:
Well, you were so serious. You sent me a picture.

Lisa [00:38:25]:
Sent a picture. There were people around, and I picked it up and took a picture of it with an audience. I didn't care. I was outraged. Friends of the podcast. I'm talking about the price of hamburger. A small package of hamburger, just lean ground beef. Just the type that you're going to put into spaghetti, put into a chili, something like that, put into your tacos.

Lisa [00:38:48]:
Right. 1699. And there was one there that was $36. That was for the extra lean.

Samantha [00:38:56]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:38:58]:
This is hamburger. This is. Don't take this as how it's going to sound because it's not going to come out right. This is poor man's food. I'm poor man. I eat it. I love hamburger.

Samantha [00:39:08]:
I love hamburger.

Lisa [00:39:09]:
Right, right. But it's poor man's food. Right. We eat it because we poor.

Samantha [00:39:13]:
Well, it's supposed to be the cheaper meat because chicken is expensive. Turkey can be expensive.

Lisa [00:39:18]:
It's not. Hamburger, I think, is the most expensive commodity right now. So guess what? Hamburger makes up a ton of our fall meals. And now we're fall. And now what do we do? Because guess who's not spending $17 on hamburger?

Samantha [00:39:33]:
Oh, because you get tight.

Lisa [00:39:35]:
Because I'm cheap. Right?

Samantha [00:39:36]:
You're cheap. Cheap.

Lisa [00:39:39]:
Right. Oh, my God. I'm. I guess. Oh, we won't be eating. We're just having pasta and sauce. From now on, there'll be no eater.

Samantha [00:39:47]:
You got to eat a protein.

Lisa [00:39:48]:
Mike Gibson's going to get rickets, right? He's gonna get rickets. Oh, do you remember?

Samantha [00:39:57]:
No. From not eating. From not getting vitamin C. Okay, well.

Lisa [00:40:02]:
He can still have orange juice. That's fine. Right. But it's gonna be like. You remember the fall and winter of 2025 and 2026? Remember we couldn't have hamburger. There wasn't a taco. No tacos. We just had the kit.

Lisa [00:40:16]:
We just had the kits. But you couldn't put anything in the kit.

Samantha [00:40:20]:
Yeah, just vegetables.

Lisa [00:40:21]:
Just vegetables, Right. It's the year that the Gibsons become vegetarian.

Samantha [00:40:26]:
Oh, I highly doubt that. For you.

Lisa [00:40:28]:
I don't know. What. Yeah. You can't make a meatloaf. You imagine a meatloaf, and that's a poor man's meal. It's hamburger. It's a lump of loaf.

Samantha [00:40:37]:
Well, if it's poor man's meal, I love it. I love it.

Lisa [00:40:39]:
I love it, too. I love it, too. But that's what it is. And that would be like $40 to make a good meatloaf. Meatloaf is not worth $40.

Samantha [00:40:47]:
No, no.

Lisa [00:40:49]:
Right. A turkey is.

Samantha [00:40:51]:
Maybe.

Lisa [00:40:52]:
Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what this is saying about life. I'm not happy with it.

Samantha [00:40:56]:
Mad actually getting expensive. That's the problem.

Lisa [00:40:58]:
Yeah. Right. And I'm just gonna get cheaper. I'm digging my heels in. Soon I'm gonna be like. And we don't need milk. Buy it, put water in it, mix it up.

Samantha [00:41:07]:
Your husband's gonna get mad.

Lisa [00:41:10]:
Right?

Samantha [00:41:11]:
He's not. He won't be doing that.

Lisa [00:41:13]:
I'm already. I'm already on. Got to go grocery shopping. I'm on probation. Uh huh. I probably don't get to go back for a few weeks. Right? Because you suck. Because I didn't get the right wieners.

Lisa [00:41:26]:
We were having hot dogs. I thought all beef seemed like the right thing. It's not. It's the originals. And then he yanked it. Right. Right away he's like, you're on probation. There'll be no more groceries for you for a while.

Lisa [00:41:40]:
I'm like, oh, fuck. That means that hamburger's coming home.

Samantha [00:41:44]:
You know it, right? Yep.

Lisa [00:41:46]:
Because you have a fridge full of hamburger. He don't care.

Samantha [00:41:49]:
He don't care.

Lisa [00:41:51]:
Right? Oh my goodness. It's so bad. I was like, I was doing so good all summer. I went all summer without getting probate. Pro. Putting on probation for grocery shopping.

Samantha [00:42:01]:
I know, right?

Lisa [00:42:02]:
Because it was working well. Right. Because he goes on a different day to buy his lunch stuff. So it was good, right? He'd get the pop. It was good. I didn't know wieners. Who knew? Who knew I was gonna get screwed over by a food I quite enjoy? There I was picking the wrong wieners.

Samantha [00:42:17]:
Way to go, Lisa.

Lisa [00:42:18]:
Just like that, it's over.

Samantha [00:42:20]:
Just like that.

Lisa [00:42:21]:
Just like that, Samantha.

Samantha [00:42:23]:
Mm. But did you know that? Just like that. Google SIA. ChatGPT. Hello.

Lisa [00:42:30]:
Oh. But is it though?

Samantha [00:42:32]:
Yeah. Really? Is it the app that we didn't know we needed? Is it the function that we all need in life? Because sometimes we can't string a sentence together so we ask somebody else to do it.

Lisa [00:42:43]:
Is it that or is it. Sometimes we need a warm fuzzy and you just need to ask, how is Lisa Gibson? And it lets me know. She's wonderful. Right?

Samantha [00:42:54]:
You can type anything into that and it'll be like. It'll spit back positivity. Like.

Lisa [00:43:00]:
And you know, and the Google doesn't necessarily provide you with that. No. Right. So this is like a warm fuzzy on a. On. On a cold day. That's what he's doing there. I don't need it to give me my sentences.

Lisa [00:43:11]:
I just needed to give me my pickup and my affirmations.

Samantha [00:43:14]:
Right. And that's all you have to do is say, I'm having a bad day. Can you find something positive to think about? And it spits out stuff for you, right?

Lisa [00:43:22]:
You can say, is there anything positive about me? It doesn't even know me. It finds stuff about me. Sure. I'm like, I'll take that. I'll use it. Right? It's like, there's a guy on Dearest kid on Facebook, and his name is Mike Meadows, and he's got his little kid named Clark, and they do daily affirmations. No, I'm with him, right? He's a single dad, so he's a recovering addict, and he's. His kid was put in the system, and he got clean, and he took his kid back, and now he's a dad, right? So he's teaching his kid, and every day they do daily affirmations.

Lisa [00:43:53]:
And Clark, I don't know, maybe he's like five or seven or eight, and he picks a word of the day. So say it's. His word is courage. And so it's. I will have courage. I will have courage. Remember, it's like, I'm beautiful, and people love me. I'm pretty, I'm smart, and I'm beautiful.

Lisa [00:44:10]:
And so Clark's like, I will have courage. I'll have courage. I can have courage. And I'm like, yeah, you can, Clark. Yeah, you can. Like, that's what the world needs, is daily affirmations. Sure. Right? Just let me start my day off with one positive thing.

Lisa [00:44:28]:
ChatGPT. And off I go. Hi ho, Hi ho. Right. I think it's. It could be the app we never knew we needed.

Samantha [00:44:36]:
Well, it's. It's an AI component Component, right? So if we all just learned a little bit more about it instead of being afraid of it and learned how to use it.

Lisa [00:44:46]:
We're scared of it, right? Yeah, we're scared of it. So, you know, it just depends, Right? But. But I don't know. I mean, I get it, right? We can't endorse it because it's bad for kids in school. Kids in school right now are getting in a lot of hot water because teachers are like, bang, bang. I would have been that kid. I would have found a loop. I'd be.

Lisa [00:45:04]:
I'd be like, there'd be a way. You would not have. You would not have been that kid. I would have been that kid. You might have wanted to do it, but your good conscience wouldn't have let you. No, mine would be. And mine would be. Would like.

Lisa [00:45:14]:
Lisa, could you stay after class? I'd be like, busted. And they'd be like, did you Chat GPT? Absolutely. You know I did. Because you know I can't make that sentence. So. Yeah, for sure. Right?

Samantha [00:45:25]:
I can't make that sentence.

Lisa [00:45:26]:
I can't make that sentence. Right. I didn't read that book. Chat GPT Read it for me.

Samantha [00:45:32]:
Oh, now if he could summarize books for you.

Lisa [00:45:35]:
But you. It can.

Samantha [00:45:35]:
It's into chapters.

Lisa [00:45:38]:
Oh, my notes. Hi. Just give me five. Chad GPT. I need 1,000 words of Wuthering Heights, please. There it is. Thank you. And I'd hand it in and I'd get in so much trouble every single day of high school, but I wouldn't care.

Lisa [00:45:54]:
I wouldn't care because I'd be like, haha. Maybe because one of the time you're gonna. It's gonna work and you're gonna pull it off. Right? That's what I would think. Right. Okay. Apparently the mustache is making a comeback.

Samantha [00:46:10]:
How do you not know this? It's been making a comeback for over a year. Where are you when trends start?

Lisa [00:46:16]:
I don't know. Right? Like, like. And should it. Do we need that mustache coming back?

Samantha [00:46:20]:
Benson Boone has been sporting a mustache and it's not good over a year.

Lisa [00:46:25]:
I know Davis Schneider. He's a blue jay. He's got like a cool stache. And they're like, I love his mustache. But why? Yeah, like it's like 70. Porn star.

Samantha [00:46:34]:
Everything is cyclical. This is what happened in the 70s too. It was never good, but it's all coming back.

Lisa [00:46:41]:
And Benson boobs is horrible. Right? It's like scraggly. Like, I want to have a mustache. Am I one chest hair?

Samantha [00:46:48]:
It's that weird mustache guys grew in the 70s and people are digging it. And women's hairstyles are going back to like 70s stuff and.

Lisa [00:46:57]:
Is that what's going on with you?

Samantha [00:46:58]:
The shag is really popular right now.

Lisa [00:47:00]:
The shag? Are you gonna do the shag?

Samantha [00:47:01]:
I'm like, weird bang thing is happening.

Lisa [00:47:04]:
Are you gonna do that? No. Lisa, you're not going to follow that trend?

Samantha [00:47:08]:
No.

Lisa [00:47:09]:
Huh. Interesting. Okay. Just saying. I don't think. I think I'm anti mustache.

Samantha [00:47:15]:
You're anti all things facial.

Lisa [00:47:17]:
I don't mind a good goatee if it's well put together. I don't understand men that grow their beard under their chin. Here, like this. Like Luke Bryan, why is your beard down your neck?

Samantha [00:47:27]:
Because it makes sense for him.

Lisa [00:47:29]:
It makes sense for nobody, actually.

Samantha [00:47:31]:
Well, actually, I think it hides his. I think he thinks he's disguising his, like, double chin.

Lisa [00:47:36]:
But he's not. We know it's there. Right? So.

Samantha [00:47:40]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:47:40]:
I'm just saying. I'm not trying to sound harsh. I'm not saying.

Samantha [00:47:45]:
There are some people who pull off a really great month. There's a guy who's got a mustache and it curls.

Lisa [00:47:50]:
Ew, that's horrible. Yeah, that's Sam's swarmy. Swarmy.

Samantha [00:47:55]:
So is that what you educate a mustache to? It's swarmy?

Lisa [00:47:59]:
A little bit swarmy. Seven the seventies. Seventies. Yeah. Like your chest hair. Like. Oh, look. And I got three of them and there they are.

Samantha [00:48:07]:
My chest hair is poking up.

Lisa [00:48:11]:
I don't know. Right. Sorry. We're just picking and we're just. We're just picking to pick.

Samantha [00:48:17]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:48:18]:
Right? Look at me. I have so you're a little Right now. You're. You're the one starting. You're the one spawning it. I got no right. I'm like, I have as much gray as you. Only one of us doesn't want it, and that's me.

Lisa [00:48:30]:
I know. The other one of us seems to be perfectly okay in our grayness.

Samantha [00:48:34]:
Perfectly okay.

Lisa [00:48:35]:
And that's okay because it's your gray to have.

Samantha [00:48:39]:
But yet you disagree wholeheartedly. Any chance you get, when are you gonna get your hair colored?

Lisa [00:48:44]:
Because I don't understand what's your hair? Yeah.

Samantha [00:48:46]:
Are you turning gray? It none your business.

Lisa [00:48:48]:
Well, it just none your business. Right. You always were never that girl. I'm never gonna go business. And now you do it. Your sister in law is a hairdresser now you do it. Why? Because you lazy. And I just said to you, I'm going on Saturday.

Lisa [00:49:04]:
You should piggyback on that appointment.

Samantha [00:49:06]:
I will think about it.

Lisa [00:49:07]:
Yeah, you should. Right? We could both be pretty girls.

Samantha [00:49:12]:
Yeah. For a few weeks.

Lisa [00:49:14]:
For a few weeks.

Samantha [00:49:15]:
Okay. But speaking of new things, Lisa, it might be time to buy some new jeans.

Lisa [00:49:19]:
I know. I've been looking. I've been watching too.

Samantha [00:49:23]:
I have found my jeans. I. They are a nice, lovely wide leg. I've seen some through Old Navy. This is not an ad. I just went onto their website.

Lisa [00:49:31]:
We are not sponsored by Old Navy.

Samantha [00:49:34]:
Well, wouldn't it be fun if we were?

Lisa [00:49:35]:
That'd be cool.

Samantha [00:49:36]:
Old Navy. How you doing?

Lisa [00:49:37]:
I buy clothes at Old Navy.

Samantha [00:49:40]:
Are you looking to get into the Gen X generation?

Lisa [00:49:43]:
Right? We do Old Navy.

Samantha [00:49:46]:
I buy my sweater anyways. Sweaters. They have a nice, lovely wide leg jean and that jean with a cuff at the bottom. They look delightful. I'm looking very. I'm very excited to potentially get some new jeans for the fall.

Lisa [00:50:00]:
You and I are very different with our jeans. Right.

Samantha [00:50:04]:
Because you can't wear a wide leg because if you did, you'd look like you were drowning.

Lisa [00:50:08]:
Right. I would look so ridiculous.

Samantha [00:50:11]:
Or like the jeans swallowed you.

Lisa [00:50:14]:
Right. And I'm just a waist up. That's all I am. Right. Would not.

Samantha [00:50:19]:
And we're not even sure where your waist is because you always roll your pants.

Lisa [00:50:23]:
I roll my pants because I'm short in the rise. Right. Okay. But I too, have seen jeans for me, too, because also, it's like the season of jeans. Right. Because the slim straight jean is back.

Samantha [00:50:34]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:50:34]:
Problem is, is that that slim straight, like a straight on its own, still too big for my leg. So the slim straight needs to be perfect. But I don't like it to be, like the skin tight straight, because I'm not looking for a jegging. Because that seems awkward and wrong. Right. But also what's still around and still continuing its big comeback is the oversized, sludgy cargo, which I have and love.

Samantha [00:51:01]:
No.

Lisa [00:51:01]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:51:01]:
And you shouldn't.

Lisa [00:51:02]:
But I do.

Samantha [00:51:03]:
But I do.

Lisa [00:51:04]:
I don't make fun of your cuff. Yeah. I don't make fun of your cup.

Samantha [00:51:07]:
I don't. I don't think anyone needs to see you in your carpenter pant.

Lisa [00:51:11]:
It's cargo, and everybody wears them. Carpenter would be if I had a hammer in them and I was, I don't know, a Habitat for Humanity or something, which I'm not. Right. How many times do I have to explain the difference between a cargo and a carpenter pant? Okay. Okay. I can't. I like the cargo.

Samantha [00:51:34]:
Every time you wear them, I think she's gonna lose it. She's. Why is she not wearing a belt?

Lisa [00:51:38]:
Because they're elastic waist. They don't. They're drawstring. So they're cinched. And you're right. Nothing can go in the pockets because I will lose them. They will drop. Right.

Lisa [00:51:48]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:51:49]:
Okay. But the problem with the cargo slash carpenter pants, just cargo, is, is the fact that they're like some weird.

Lisa [00:51:58]:
They just don't make them in a jean. Jean.

Samantha [00:52:00]:
No. Like, it's. It's not a. It's. What is it? Like the 80s flashback pant?

Lisa [00:52:08]:
It's like a little acid washy.

Samantha [00:52:10]:
That's. That's the word. And no one should be wearing that.

Lisa [00:52:16]:
But you can if you love them. But you can because they sell them. And if you love them, you can. Because I have my Green ones that I wore at our live show.

Samantha [00:52:26]:
Your green ones are totally different, but.

Lisa [00:52:29]:
They'Re the exact same pant. Just not acid wash. And.

Samantha [00:52:32]:
And you should not be wearing your.

Lisa [00:52:34]:
Acid wash carpenter pants cargo. Because it's funny. You had no issues with the green pants.

Samantha [00:52:41]:
No, because they weren't acid washed.

Lisa [00:52:43]:
Right. Okay, well, what if I love acid wash? Actually, what if I don't? I'm not excited. I wish they were just a blue denim, but they're not. And I'm happy that they're a cargo.

Samantha [00:52:53]:
It's just unfortunate that we've had to have this conversation again about those stupid pants because I hate them.

Lisa [00:52:59]:
I. I love them. Okay, let's move on. Do you remember quick? Do you remember how delicious quick was?

Samantha [00:53:05]:
Yes, it is very delicious.

Lisa [00:53:07]:
Like the powdered quick, remember? And you took your spoon and you tried to pry off the lid. Yes, that was the best. I don't like the squirt quick. It's different. Oh, right. Were you a quick girl?

Samantha [00:53:19]:
Yeah, it was like a treat.

Lisa [00:53:21]:
Oh, not for us. It was like an all the time.

Samantha [00:53:24]:
No, it was like a treat.

Lisa [00:53:25]:
Oh, did you get it all strawberry? It wasn't good. Nobody should have strawberry flavored milk.

Samantha [00:53:31]:
No.

Lisa [00:53:32]:
Right. But quick itself, like that's a Gen X thing. And that was. It was delightful. And you would just stir it enough to still have chocolate chunks. That's how we McIntyre kids did it. We love the chocolate chunks.

Samantha [00:53:46]:
Oh, my God. Of course you did.

Lisa [00:53:49]:
I just wanted to. I just wanted to just get that in kids quick. Not, not, not the liquid quick. The powdered quick. Yes.

Samantha [00:53:57]:
You're missing it, are you?

Lisa [00:53:59]:
Yeah. You know, I mean, we'd probably. If we had some. If we had powdered Quick in my cupboard, I would drink milk.

Samantha [00:54:05]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:54:05]:
You know, I would. I would drink milk that way. Yeah.

Samantha [00:54:08]:
Even if you thought it was too warm.

Lisa [00:54:12]:
Yeah. So there's enough chocolate with the chunks still. I would still Dr. Too warm. I would totally. Okay, we're gonna go there. We gonna go there. We left it to the end of the show.

Samantha [00:54:22]:
No, well, not. It's not the end of the show.

Lisa [00:54:24]:
Close to the end of the show. Right. Because we didn't. We. We. We. We debated. Right.

Lisa [00:54:29]:
It's big news. We put at the beginning.

Samantha [00:54:32]:
Of course we're going to talk about it.

Lisa [00:54:34]:
Of course. Right. Charlie keep calling him Charlie Clark, which was our old mayor.

Samantha [00:54:39]:
Nope, that's wrong.

Lisa [00:54:40]:
That's what I keep. If there's a rumor going around he was not shot. It was Charlie Kirk. Okay.

Samantha [00:54:47]:
We're not Laughing. You're not laughing at the fact that Charlie Kirk passed?

Lisa [00:54:51]:
No. It's horrific. You know what?

Samantha [00:54:53]:
It is horrific.

Lisa [00:54:54]:
One of my, one of my actors on General Hospital, he's a black man and he has a sports show. And he said it the best, one of the best ways I put it, this is a colored man. And he was filled with rage. And he said, I don't care what he stood for. He said, the fact that we kill the people for what they believe and what they think is the problem. Not, not, not what it actually is. That's up to each individual to have a problem with it or not have a problem with it. Personally didn't agree with anything that Charlie Kirk stood for, but I certainly don't believe that we have any business taking somebody's life because we don't agree with their beliefs.

Samantha [00:55:38]:
No, I don't agree. I, I mean, I agree with you. I, I disagree with people killing other people for simply voicing their opinion about.

Lisa [00:55:48]:
Do that.

Samantha [00:55:48]:
Different things.

Lisa [00:55:50]:
We have to be better than that. We have to be better than that.

Samantha [00:55:52]:
Then nobody can talk. Then nobody should. Then nobody, anybody that speaks their mind, that is not of the same ilk of the person they're in front of. You have the potential to be killed, and that's putting your life in jeopardy.

Lisa [00:56:06]:
Wrong. Yeah.

Samantha [00:56:07]:
And it's putting your life in jeopardy.

Lisa [00:56:08]:
And it can be over bullshit reasons. Right. Like, so Charlie Kirk's belief system. We're on big topics, right? Yes. You know, like, like, like, like gay rights, the church, women's rights, all these things. Big, big topics. But yeah, it could be on little shit. If that's what we're going to start doing.

Lisa [00:56:29]:
Right. If we're going to be that offended by people's, by what people believe it could be. I like McDonald's. Sam likes, Sam likes Burger King. Well, you know what? I'm going to kill her because that's ridiculous. It could become that, that out of scope and that, that crazy. Right. And it's a scary, it's scary that this is the world we live in right now.

Lisa [00:56:51]:
Yeah. Right.

Samantha [00:56:52]:
Forcing your opinion could get you into it, get you into trouble.

Lisa [00:56:56]:
And the young man that they claim is responsible for this, like, hi. What were you thinking, dude? You weren't thinking. There's no thinking. There's no thought. Right. And people say, oh, it might be mental health. It's something, something's not right. But I don't know.

Lisa [00:57:14]:
But I don't know. I mean, at some point, when do we say that, that, like, like when do we just stop hating. That's the problem, right. Is we live in a world that's just so full of hate, and when do we stop hating? Like. Like I don't have to agree with what your beliefs are, but I don't need to. I mean, and I, and I can really not agree with what he thinks, but certainly never to the point where I would want to see him harmed.

Samantha [00:57:39]:
I think we've lost the ability to sit down at a table and talk to somebody who has different views than us and instead of spewing hate towards each other, try to listen to why they think the way that they think. Not that you're going to sit down and change your mind on how you think.

Lisa [00:57:54]:
Or maybe we're going to say, you know what, we're going to agree to disagree.

Samantha [00:57:57]:
Right. Or you're just going to try and understand from their perspective why they've come to these conclusions. Right, Right. Because isn't it, isn't it a better idea to try and understand where they got to from, Right.

Lisa [00:58:09]:
How they, how they, how they, how.

Samantha [00:58:10]:
They formulated, how they formed all of these, you know, opinions and things like that. Like, that's how we come to better understand each other. And we do have to be in the same space of people that don't agree with everything that we totally.

Lisa [00:58:24]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:25]:
So the world is full of people who don't agree this, who don't think the same way as you.

Lisa [00:58:31]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:31]:
What are you going to do about that? You're going to leave them alone, right? You're going to leave them alone. Live your life, Follow your path, ultimately.

Lisa [00:58:38]:
Live your life.

Samantha [00:58:39]:
Right. Ultimately, we don't want harm to come to anyone. And, and that is why we have rules and regulations and policies and governmental policies in place to protect people. And it's when those policies come under attack.

Lisa [00:58:55]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:55]:
That you need to figure out how to put them back.

Lisa [00:58:58]:
Exactly. Right. And you know what? Nobody has the right to make people believe what they want them to believe. Right. That's, that's, that's up to you to choose what you believe and what you don't believe. But nobody has the right to take. Like it goes against every single thing in the world to take, to take your anger and, and, and harm somebody because of a thought like, wow, that's a scary world to be living in. And I hope that they can figure out how to change this, because now, now Charlie Kirk goes down as a hero.

Lisa [00:59:29]:
And I don't know if that's necessarily the message that the world is gonna love either. Right.

Samantha [00:59:34]:
They're not.

Lisa [00:59:35]:
They're not. They're not. But that's now what we've done, right? Is now we've martyred him and we've heroed him and that's. That's enough about that. Yeah. All right, let's go out of it.

Samantha [00:59:48]:
I think we need to be a little patient with each other, but I don't. The world is very hateful right now. So far, I don't know if you've scrolled through comments and it's comments on any kind of post.

Lisa [00:59:58]:
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Samantha [01:00:00]:
Spewing some serious hate. And it's like, you need to sit back, calm down, grab a. Grab a beverage, cool your jets, and figure out why the need to comment hateful things to people you don't know that has zero to do with your life, doesn't impact you whatsoever. Like, why are you doing that? If you don't believe in it, strangers.

Lisa [01:00:22]:
You don't believe in it. Move on.

Samantha [01:00:23]:
No, this is basic stuff on TikTok.

Lisa [01:00:26]:
It's anything.

Samantha [01:00:26]:
It's. It's a girl who's maybe showing us her apartment. Oh, my God. You live in a horrible place. Like, it's just. People are horrible.

Lisa [01:00:35]:
Yeah. Like, that's all right. We're just here to just like, just criticize and. And. And just put people down. And that's a bad. That's a bad world we're living in right now. Samantha.

Lisa [01:00:44]:
I don't like it.

Samantha [01:00:45]:
What is the. What is the thing? If you have nothing nice to say, don't.

Lisa [01:00:48]:
Don't. Right. There's a reason why that phrase was invented, right? Yeah, totally. Right? Okay, so there. We got it. We said it. We did our part. Did you watch the.

Lisa [01:00:57]:
Did you watch the Emmys?

Samantha [01:00:59]:
I only caught part of the Emmy, and I have heard some things that Nate, the host wasn't really great.

Lisa [01:01:05]:
Okay, so here's the thing, right? I love Nate. Nate Bergotsk, genius comedian. He's. He's clean. And his jokes and his comedy is what you would call clean comedy. He's really funny. And I said to my friends at work today, I said, they need to stop taking good comedians and putting them in these positions.

Samantha [01:01:26]:
Right.

Lisa [01:01:26]:
Because it's just not good. Right. They did it with Joe Koy. They still say Joe Koi still was the worst. Two people like Jimmy Kimmel did it well years ago.

Samantha [01:01:39]:
Yes. Yeah.

Lisa [01:01:40]:
Whatever one Chelsea Handler did, she did well.

Samantha [01:01:42]:
And whatever one she did, the Globes.

Lisa [01:01:44]:
And whatever one Nikki Glazier did last was good.

Samantha [01:01:47]:
The Globes. She did the Globes.

Lisa [01:01:48]:
Right. Good. They were good. They managed different vibe, the whole bit. Right. So problem with Neighbor Godsy is. No, it wasn't good. It didn't fly.

Lisa [01:01:58]:
He's great. He's like the number one. He's the highest paid comedian in the world right now.

Samantha [01:02:03]:
Oh, yeah.

Lisa [01:02:03]:
Like his. So, like, his. His shows and his Netflix specials rake in the most money. So he's. He's very smart. And his opening, I thought was awesome because I'm a Saturday Night Live fan and they did the same type of thing on a Saturday Night Live skit. But if you didn't know that, you probably thought it seemed odd. Right? Okay.

Lisa [01:02:21]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:02:21]:
So. But.

Lisa [01:02:22]:
But it wasn't his. Not no, say no. And Mike Gibson had a good point. He said, if they're not going to let you be you and do your stuff, say no. Right.

Samantha [01:02:33]:
Yeah. So.

Lisa [01:02:34]:
So do the Emmys. Right. Like, Lisa and Sam are always available, but, you know, we. If you're not going to let us argue back and forth, we're going to have to say no.

Samantha [01:02:42]:
We're going to have to say no.

Lisa [01:02:43]:
Sorry, guys. Pretend that we get along the whole show. We're going to have to say no. Sorry. Sorry.

Samantha [01:02:50]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:02:51]:
Not that they've come knocking.

Samantha [01:02:52]:
No. But I did get to see clips, like, of people who won their awards and. And like, I guess parts of, like, the presenters. Parts were funny.

Lisa [01:03:01]:
Yeah. Yeah.

Samantha [01:03:02]:
So maybe that saved it. That's what I heard, that the presenters saved the show.

Lisa [01:03:07]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:03:07]:
But I was really excited to hear that my favorite show, the Pit, which is coming out for a second season. Yay. One. Yeah. He won best actor for a drama series, and they won best drama series.

Lisa [01:03:19]:
So it's convinced me to watch it now. Now. Did My. My show that won everything that it was nominated for, Adolescence has not yet convinced you to watch it.

Samantha [01:03:29]:
Oh, I don't.

Lisa [01:03:30]:
I don't know if I can watch it won everything. It won everything.

Samantha [01:03:32]:
I know.

Lisa [01:03:33]:
The husband won the one. The show.

Samantha [01:03:36]:
I know. Okay. I know, I know. But it's not enough.

Lisa [01:03:39]:
Hey. Just not enough to convince you that it's brilliant.

Samantha [01:03:43]:
I think I'll be sad. I think I'll get over it.

Lisa [01:03:46]:
You'll be fine. Yeah.

Samantha [01:03:47]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:03:48]:
You'll be fine. If I'm gonna do the.

Samantha [01:03:49]:
I'll watch.

Lisa [01:03:50]:
I think you should try that show, and there's only four episodes of it.

Samantha [01:03:54]:
Oh, that's true. It has 13.

Lisa [01:03:56]:
That. Right. So it's going to take me time, but I'm interested. Okay. I'm interested.

Samantha [01:04:00]:
It's really good, though.

Lisa [01:04:01]:
All right, good, good. Okay. I saw. I saw a TikTok for a whole chicken in the air fryer, and it looked too easy to be real.

Samantha [01:04:14]:
Okay, but air fryers are exactly. They're like a small oven.

Lisa [01:04:18]:
It like 50 minutes. Butter, pour the melted butter onto chicken. Spice, spice, spice. Voila. It looks easy to be real, right?

Samantha [01:04:32]:
But let me guess. Are you gonna cook a whole chicken?

Lisa [01:04:34]:
I'm curious. I've never done a chicken. I might, I might.

Samantha [01:04:39]:
Are you gonna spatchcock it?

Lisa [01:04:40]:
I don't even know what that means. No, I won't be.

Samantha [01:04:45]:
Really? Lisa the chef. I've watched every hgt I don't show known to man. Doesn't know what that is.

Lisa [01:04:52]:
Don't pay attention to chicken. We focus on elevated food.

Samantha [01:04:57]:
Oh, like what? Like an elevated turkey. Like turkey ham. Like a pork.

Lisa [01:05:04]:
Like a pork. Something like that. Like a beef or something like that. Thank you.

Samantha [01:05:09]:
All right.

Lisa [01:05:10]:
Just saying, right? This looks too good to be true. I'll let you know. I'll let you know.

Samantha [01:05:14]:
Well, my sister has a really cool air fryer. It actually has a rotisserie in it.

Lisa [01:05:18]:
Oh, wow. That sounds fancy.

Samantha [01:05:20]:
Yeah. So she could rotisserie that chicken.

Lisa [01:05:22]:
She should try. But that's not what the recipe says to do. So she's altering it.

Samantha [01:05:27]:
And you would know because you're going to do it.

Lisa [01:05:29]:
I'm going to think about it. I'm going to think about it. Okay.

Samantha [01:05:32]:
I'm going to think about it.

Lisa [01:05:32]:
Samantha Sassy pants. That's what I'm saying.

Samantha [01:05:36]:
Okay. I got a rumor. I need you to help me with it.

Lisa [01:05:39]:
Rumor has it.

Samantha [01:05:41]:
Rumor has it. Rumor has it, Lisa, that Harry and Prince, or, sorry, King Charles may have made up.

Lisa [01:05:48]:
They may have. That is the rumor. They may have.

Samantha [01:05:51]:
I read an article and I actually read the article. He apparently had a 50 minute.

Lisa [01:05:57]:
Right.

Samantha [01:05:57]:
50 minute. Sit down.

Lisa [01:05:58]:
Tea. Right.

Samantha [01:05:59]:
It's okay with King Charles.

Lisa [01:06:01]:
It's okay if they make up, right? Because he owes his dad some apologizing.

Samantha [01:06:05]:
Well, you know, maybe. Maybe he's seeking some money. Maybe he needs dad's.

Lisa [01:06:09]:
He's got lots of money. He doesn't need his dad's money. He's got lots of his own money.

Samantha [01:06:13]:
Are you sure?

Lisa [01:06:13]:
What he. Yeah, I'm positive. What he needs is he needs to be a good son, apologize for being a jackass, and try and be part of the family again. That's what. That's. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Okay.

Samantha [01:06:27]:
All right. I'm just. I was just Asking because there was a rumor. And I'm like, it's a pretty good rumor.

Lisa [01:06:31]:
I think it's true, Samantha. I think it's true. Right? I think it's. What do you think about pet psychics? Apparently they uncover what your pet is actually feeling. Like, is this for real?

Samantha [01:06:42]:
I don't know.

Lisa [01:06:43]:
Like, come on.

Samantha [01:06:44]:
I don't know. How do you know? How do you know that that psychic is actually telling you that Pixie, my mother's dog, is really. She would just really have the duck treats all the time instead of regular food.

Lisa [01:06:56]:
Right? Right. How do you know? Pixie's thinking, that's what Pixie said. How do you know that Pixie really would rather have the red jacket than the blue one on Tuesdays? Right, right.

Samantha [01:07:07]:
Like.

Lisa [01:07:08]:
But I think people pay for that.

Samantha [01:07:11]:
Yes. Because they're very.

Lisa [01:07:12]:
They love their animals and they pay for the jackets.

Samantha [01:07:15]:
They want to know, right? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, this. This falls under, like, my. My whole. You know, it is the witchy season, right? It is, right? The fall feels very. Always feels very witchy for me. And, you know, and we're going to the psychic fair.

Samantha [01:07:34]:
We're gonna do that.

Lisa [01:07:35]:
We're going to do that.

Samantha [01:07:35]:
But did you know that there's also on October 30, November 1, it's a witchy experience.

Lisa [01:07:41]:
I'm not doing it.

Samantha [01:07:42]:
Michelle sure as hell won't go to that one.

Lisa [01:07:44]:
No, nor will I. Devil's work. That's totally devil's work. No, we're not doing that one. I mean, you can send me some more information and I'll take it under advisement because you did say you would think about cornhole, but, like, cornhole. I'm sure we won't do it. I'm just saying.

Samantha [01:08:00]:
Well, you know, there's. Don't say no, Lisa. I might convince you to.

Lisa [01:08:03]:
I'm just saying. Samantha, can you think of three things that you can't live without?

Samantha [01:08:07]:
Air.

Lisa [01:08:08]:
Me?

Samantha [01:08:10]:
No.

Lisa [01:08:10]:
Water. Water.

Samantha [01:08:11]:
Food.

Lisa [01:08:12]:
Water.

Samantha [01:08:13]:
The three things I can't live without.

Lisa [01:08:15]:
Come on. Can you play the game a bit better? Right. This is why sometimes I don't like her.

Samantha [01:08:20]:
I can't live without my car.

Lisa [01:08:24]:
Okay.

Samantha [01:08:25]:
I can't live without Betty.

Lisa [01:08:26]:
Okay.

Samantha [01:08:28]:
I can't live without potatoes.

Lisa [01:08:33]:
Potatoes.

Samantha [01:08:35]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:08:35]:
And when you thought I stole potatoes from you.

Samantha [01:08:38]:
You still have kind of.

Lisa [01:08:40]:
The world's. A lot Other people are allowed to like potatoes. Yeah, whatever.

Samantha [01:08:45]:
And I probably can't live without a good lip gloss.

Lisa [01:08:48]:
Okay. I'll give you that. I'LL give you that. I can't live without clocks.

Samantha [01:08:53]:
Oh God, no.

Lisa [01:08:54]:
Right. Like I.

Samantha [01:08:56]:
You need to know the time 24 7.

Lisa [01:08:57]:
And from every place I can find it. Like I know people. Like, but it's on your phone and my wrist and my compute computer and my wall actually. And depending on what room and the alarm clock. Right. I needed to know. I need to be surrounded by the time.

Samantha [01:09:13]:
Yes, you do. At all times.

Lisa [01:09:15]:
I'm just totally like, I need that. Remember how I was trying my experiment about the fan with the light? Remember? And I was taking the sock off and learning to live with the blue light on?

Samantha [01:09:24]:
No, you weren't living. No, that's not how I remember.

Lisa [01:09:27]:
No, I tried.

Samantha [01:09:28]:
Nope. Because you texted me and you said you sent me a picture, circled it and I'm like, why am I looking at a dot? And you're like, that is the light from my fan. And the sock fell off. I'm in bed and I'm not getting up and only until I have to pee. Well, I get up. Yeah. And get up and put the sock back on. And I'm like, just get up and put the sock back on.

Lisa [01:09:56]:
I was comfortable because then he texted.

Samantha [01:09:57]:
Me an hour later. I can't sleep because of the light.

Lisa [01:09:59]:
Right.

Samantha [01:09:59]:
It is a little p. It was.

Lisa [01:10:02]:
Right there in my eyes. Hey.

Samantha [01:10:04]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [01:10:04]:
Right? So, so, so I'm back to the sock. Uh huh. Now what I do is I put the sock on it before I'm ready to go to bed. So I know that it's already going to stay put as opposed to Right before I get in bed.

Samantha [01:10:17]:
You could maybe, I don't know, tape the sock on so it doesn't fall off.

Lisa [01:10:22]:
No, because I have to still take the sock off to turn the fan off in the day.

Samantha [01:10:26]:
That's fine. You could flip up the sock.

Lisa [01:10:28]:
I don't think I want to do it like that.

Samantha [01:10:30]:
Yes, because why would you think of something easy like.

Lisa [01:10:32]:
No. Right. It's fine. I've got it cased. I'm just sharing with you. Okay.

Samantha [01:10:36]:
All right.

Lisa [01:10:37]:
Just sharing with you. Right. That's all, Samantha.

Samantha [01:10:40]:
Well, we did ask people to share with us again on Facebook for the Sunday Post.

Lisa [01:10:46]:
For the Sunday it said.

Samantha [01:10:47]:
What? What do you do to relax and quiet your mind? Well, because Lisa confessed to watching Bob Ross and that gives her much joy.

Lisa [01:10:55]:
Makes my heart happy. Right.

Samantha [01:10:57]:
And I have discovered a new show called. It's not a new show. It's been on for a while, but my sister turned me on to it. It's called the Clarkson. The Clarkson Farm. And it's this. His name is Jeremy Clarkson and he has a farm in the UK in the Cotswolds. And he is ridiculously hilarious.

Lisa [01:11:16]:
Oh.

Samantha [01:11:16]:
But it's oddly soothing to watch him up farming.

Lisa [01:11:20]:
Okay, cool.

Samantha [01:11:21]:
But then eventually he gets it and he does stuff and he does. He's doing a lot for his community and for farming and kind of showing what happens. Okay, okay, cool. But like Bob Ross, it's very soothing.

Lisa [01:11:33]:
Very. Just soothing.

Samantha [01:11:34]:
Just very soothing.

Lisa [01:11:36]:
Right.

Samantha [01:11:36]:
But Gracie. Gracie said that she watches the incredible Dr. Pole.

Lisa [01:11:40]:
Me too.

Samantha [01:11:41]:
And the Golden Girls. And I'm like that. I watched the golden girls too.

Lisa [01:11:45]:
And 45 years ago. The Golden Girls. Hey, I know, right? 45 years ago.

Samantha [01:11:50]:
I love them.

Lisa [01:11:51]:
So.

Samantha [01:11:52]:
But Lisa also likes the Golden Girls. Not you Lisa. Different Lisa.

Lisa [01:11:56]:
A different Lisa. But this Lisa does too. And this Lisa loves the incredible Dr. Pole.

Samantha [01:12:01]:
Then Tanya said she watches the Chicago's, which I thought was up your alley. And then Hallmark, which is up my alley.

Lisa [01:12:07]:
I'm like half and half. Right? Half and half.

Samantha [01:12:10]:
Yeah. It's almost Hallmark watching season because it's the fall and it's winter and it's.

Lisa [01:12:15]:
All Christmassy and gonna be an ice rink. There's going to be a town hall. There's going to be snowflakes. There'll be a home hardware and a bakery and an office party. And there's going to be kissing.

Samantha [01:12:28]:
Yes. Oh, it's going to be great.

Lisa [01:12:30]:
And everybody lives happily ever after.

Samantha [01:12:32]:
Ever after. Yes.

Lisa [01:12:33]:
Awesome.

Samantha [01:12:34]:
Jody loves baking shows. Or Project Runway. Okay, that's interesting.

Lisa [01:12:38]:
That's kind of cool.

Samantha [01:12:40]:
Stephanie loves Degrassi in all its phases. The Next Generation. Degrassi. Gilmore Girls. Merrily. Mary Tyler Moore.

Lisa [01:12:49]:
You do.

Samantha [01:12:49]:
Marry you.

Lisa [01:12:50]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:12:51]:
And the Bob Newhart show.

Lisa [01:12:52]:
Yeah, Bob. I love Bob Newhart. Yeah, that was a good show.

Samantha [01:12:56]:
Good. Wendy loves watching Corner Gas. She's rewatching it right now.

Lisa [01:12:59]:
Oh, okay. Good. It's funny.

Samantha [01:13:01]:
Corner Gas is good.

Lisa [01:13:03]:
Really good. It's a very real conversation. Yeah.

Samantha [01:13:06]:
Yeah, it's good. Jessica loves the US Version of the Ghost. I'm watching the Canadian version of the Ghosts. It's interesting.

Lisa [01:13:12]:
I don't know the ghost.

Samantha [01:13:14]:
Oh, and Modern Family. I've never gotten into Modern Family.

Lisa [01:13:19]:
I did whenever I was visiting my sister. I watched it occasionally to be a show that they watched for a bit, but not enough to keep me right.

Samantha [01:13:27]:
Karen loves a good book. And I'm like, girl, nothing wrong with a good book.

Lisa [01:13:30]:
Nothing wrong with a good book. Unless you're me.

Samantha [01:13:33]:
A very quick Mention that Haley loves to just listen to music.

Lisa [01:13:39]:
Jazz or something that I hear.

Samantha [01:13:40]:
And classical.

Lisa [01:13:41]:
Classical maybe. Nice.

Samantha [01:13:43]:
Very cool. Very, very cool.

Lisa [01:13:45]:
That's pretty cool. That's pretty classic.

Samantha [01:13:46]:
A lot of people, a couple people mentioned the Golden Girls and I'm like, yes, they're oddly soothing.

Lisa [01:13:52]:
They're so funny, right? They're so funny.

Samantha [01:13:57]:
The comedy holds up, people.

Lisa [01:13:59]:
It totally does. It totally does. Okay, so. So we're recording early, right? So we can't talk about, about Facebook Tuesday. But I'm gonna say that it is about soup and I predict people will hate most of them. Okay, but I, but I got. Cause I've thrown some, I've thrown some weird choices in there. There's a borscht in there, right? Like I hate most of them actually.

Lisa [01:14:23]:
So it's probably me that hates most of them. Okay. But there was one more TikTok recipe I wanted to share. This one I think you're gonna love, Samantha. So you know how like you have like the McDonald's type of hash browns. So you take two hash browns, put them in your air fryer, air fry them, not completely air fry them for a bit and then you put all that shit on top that you would put on top of your baked potato, air fry it and you have hash brown baked potato. Uh huh.

Samantha [01:14:50]:
That sounds like a girl dinner if I ever saw one.

Lisa [01:14:53]:
That's a girl dinner, I think. Hey, a hash brown baked potato, right?

Samantha [01:14:58]:
Or you could get hash browns and.

Lisa [01:15:00]:
You could like you do take an amount. Oh, you could do tater tots and.

Samantha [01:15:04]:
You get like a madam throw on some salt, some sour cream and some big bits, some cheese.

Lisa [01:15:11]:
I like the fact that it's, that it's on a base that's not total big old potato. It must be diet. It must be better for you. Smaller.

Samantha [01:15:20]:
I highly doubt it, but whatever.

Lisa [01:15:22]:
Right. I wanted to share that. Right. Tick tock recipe that I saw.

Samantha [01:15:26]:
Well, I think you know, hey listeners, if you try it, let us know.

Lisa [01:15:30]:
Let us know.

Samantha [01:15:30]:
If I try it, I will let you know.

Lisa [01:15:32]:
And if I try it, I'll let you know too. Probably not gonna try it.

Samantha [01:15:36]:
Problem though, because she doesn't try anything.

Lisa [01:15:38]:
I try things.

Samantha [01:15:39]:
She can't even get hot dogs right. She's been banned from shopping.

Lisa [01:15:43]:
I'm on probation. It doesn't mean.

Samantha [01:15:45]:
Sorry.

Lisa [01:15:46]:
Thank you.

Samantha [01:15:47]:
Not banned.

Lisa [01:15:47]:
It will be. We will look at it again. We're gonna re look at it in.

Samantha [01:15:52]:
Two to four weeks.

Lisa [01:15:54]:
Probably two to four weeks.

Samantha [01:15:59]:
All right, guys, connect with us on our social media or visit our website, which is www.ishakemyheadpod.com. to sign up for newsletters and leave a message or check out our episodes, you can watch the podcast on YouTube and subscribe. That would be great. Hey, you know, go join our.

Lisa [01:16:15]:
Yeah, we always forget to mention Carrie. Carrie always leaves us messages on our. Our 90 second message on our podcast on our website. Carrie, keep phone again. Leave more. Phone again, leave more. We literally only hear the first like 60 seconds of your message.

Samantha [01:16:33]:
Yeah, no, first 30 seconds.

Lisa [01:16:34]:
30 seconds. So just keep phoning, keep phoning.

Samantha [01:16:37]:
Just keep phoning, keep going.

Lisa [01:16:38]:
So fun.

Samantha [01:16:40]:
You can join our Patreon for exclusive content, early access, and behind the scenes footage, all for as little as $2 a month. Visit patreon.com ishakemyhead I would like to mention that Lisa has uploaded the first of three audio bits from our live show in Collingwood.

Lisa [01:16:58]:
So for those who sometime.

Samantha [01:16:59]:
Yes. For those who are Patreon, it's there for you to listen. We hope you enjoy it. And for those who are curious, $2 a month. You get to listen to it.

Lisa [01:17:08]:
Get to listen to it. And then we're gonna have another show coming up.

Samantha [01:17:11]:
We are.

Lisa [01:17:12]:
And then you're gonna get stuff.

Samantha [01:17:14]:
You're right. If you're looking for. I shake my head. Swag. Head on down to threadless.com and search for us. We're proud to be part of the Women in Media Network and we just want to thank John Domingo for editing.

Lisa [01:17:24]:
Our podcast baseball update. I am in the world championships right now. I moved. I. I made it through the last round. I've moved into the championship round. So we have two weeks of championships. I'm against the Sea Dogs.

Lisa [01:17:37]:
He did finish ahead of me. He had one win more than me. However, I'm off to a strong start today.

Samantha [01:17:44]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:17:45]:
Oh, it's gonna be stressful, right? So. So it's two weeks of that. Two weeks. So I'm either gonna win it all or I come in second again. But I've never come in second in baseball because this is my first year of doing baseball. So either way, it's a win. Win. Okay.

Lisa [01:18:00]:
The amount of dedication that I realized I had for this stupid game, every single. You saw me on holidays. Hang on. Don't go anywhere. I gotta change my pictures.

Samantha [01:18:12]:
Yeah, yeah.

Lisa [01:18:13]:
It was ridiculous. But I had fun.

Samantha [01:18:16]:
My holidays, I am like, excuse me, I can't talk to you right now. I have to pay attention to my football.

Lisa [01:18:21]:
Right?

Samantha [01:18:22]:
And now I'm in a football fantasy league and I'm trading people and I'm moving around.

Lisa [01:18:28]:
You're not.

Samantha [01:18:29]:
And I still lost horribly.

Lisa [01:18:31]:
Right. I don't know how I'm doing this week. I'm against John, and it appears. It says I should beat him convincingly. His quarterback went out for six weeks. Oh. So I don't know what he's gonna do about that. But we got some big players, right? My boss.

Lisa [01:18:47]:
Boss, she's still. She's 2 0. She hasn't even looked at it yet.

Samantha [01:18:52]:
No, I know, because she's just winning.

Lisa [01:18:54]:
Right. And my friend Trisha from work is two and. Oh. And I think I'll be two zero. Yeah.

Samantha [01:18:59]:
Because Trish just won against me.

Lisa [01:19:01]:
Yeah. She, like, stomped you.

Samantha [01:19:03]:
She stomped me. And I'm like, okay, I give up. Because I changed players around.

Lisa [01:19:07]:
I questioned you. I'm like. I'm like, why are you not.

Samantha [01:19:11]:
I got rid of people and added people.

Lisa [01:19:14]:
You gotta change it up, I guess, right? I did.

Samantha [01:19:16]:
I changed it for third week, three, but who knows?

Lisa [01:19:19]:
I don't know. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. It's a long. Okay. All right. Anything else you want to talk about a little longer this week? Hey.

Samantha [01:19:28]:
A little bit. We had lots to talk about.

Lisa [01:19:30]:
We had friends of the podcast. All right. Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:19:35]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:19:47]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.