Salty Secrets From The Drawer

Lisa [00:00:06]:
So, Samantha, I gotta talk to you about something and I don't know how to go about it because it's kind of embarrassing because it's dirty and I don't like being dirty because I'm not a dirty girl. But I got a dirty little secret. And I don't know I should share it with you because you're my best friend. But I think. But I feel I'm setting myself up for a lot of criticism. But I need to get it off my chest.

Samantha [00:00:25]:
I feel like you should just let her rip. Because it's not just me who's going to be listening to this dirty little secret. It's going to be everybody who listens to us.

Lisa [00:00:33]:
It's bad. It's. It's bad. It's bad. It's really, really bad. And it's dirty.

Samantha [00:00:37]:
Okay, do it. Go for it. Lay it out. Come on.

Lisa [00:00:41]:
I'm eating potato chips in the afternoon at work and I have. I have a potato chip drawer and I'm so embarrassed.

Samantha [00:00:49]:
Your dirty little secret is a potato chip drawer.

Lisa [00:00:52]:
Potato chip drawer. Right now. I have plain chips, just like the small bags, plain chips, half eaten. Dill pickle, half eaten. Barbecue, half eaten. And some pretzels. I don't even eat pretzels. I don't even eat.

Lisa [00:01:03]:
I don't even really eat chips.

Samantha [00:01:05]:
So apparently you like a smorgasbord of flavors and chips. Or is this just a sign that you can't fully commit to one particular thing? You think that's what your potato chip drawer is telling us?

Lisa [00:01:18]:
You think that this is something like. You think that I'm like projecting some sort of a message with all this? I'm here. I am. I'm airing my dirty laundry and I'm telling you I have a dirty secret that I'm shameful about. And you're saying. Oh, no, this is more. This is more. This is something about you.

Lisa [00:01:33]:
It's not about.

Samantha [00:01:34]:
I think it's something about how you start something and can't finish it.

Lisa [00:01:37]:
No, it's not. It's just me wanting a snack in the afternoon.

Samantha [00:01:40]:
Are you sure?

Lisa [00:01:41]:
Positive. Why would it be anything else?

Samantha [00:01:43]:
I don't know. Do you have half eaten chocolate bars somewhere in your.

Lisa [00:01:46]:
No. In your midst? Haven't had chocolate bars forever.

Samantha [00:01:49]:
Okay, so then I have another question about your dirty little chips.

Lisa [00:01:53]:
Sure. But just be careful. Tread lightly. Hey. Because I'm shame. I feel shame.

Samantha [00:01:57]:
You should feel shame.

Lisa [00:01:58]:
I feel shame. I feel shame. Right. I don't need you to tell me I should feel shame. I Tell you.

Samantha [00:02:05]:
Okay, but, like, I'm curious, like, are you worried about, like, bugs in your chips?

Lisa [00:02:10]:
Bugs? No.

Samantha [00:02:12]:
Are you leaving the bags open?

Lisa [00:02:14]:
I put a paper clip on them so they're closed tight. Like, you know those. You know, those clips? Not a paper clip, but, like, the bulldog clip.

Samantha [00:02:20]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:02:21]:
Yeah. They're sealed. No, those guys are sealed. I'm not a dirty pig. I don't have bugs in my office. Right. Why do you have. Why do you have.

Lisa [00:02:30]:
And here's the thing. I'm burying my soul. I'm sharing my dirty little secret, and you make it about how maybe I'm a pig with a messy office.

Samantha [00:02:37]:
You like an afternoon salty snack. That's not. That's not, like, out of this world. Bizarre. Lisa. A lot of people, I don't know if everybody has a chip drawer, but I don't know.

Lisa [00:02:49]:
This is new for me.

Samantha [00:02:50]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:02:51]:
Right. I don't usually. I've been doing so good with no snacks. Right? Paying attention to my diet, listening to my diet, not snacking. But now it's like snacking. I'm needing salty. I'm eating salty and crunchy. And that's you, not me.

Samantha [00:03:06]:
No, that is definitely you.

Lisa [00:03:07]:
Right. Like, I don't know what to do.

Samantha [00:03:11]:
I don't know. That seems. It seems unorthodox.

Lisa [00:03:14]:
It's an expensive habit. 225. 225. That's how much those chips are costing me.

Samantha [00:03:21]:
You can't afford 225.

Lisa [00:03:22]:
I shouldn't be affording 225. But then here's my logic. You want to know? This is my logic. I look at the calories on them. I'm like, okay, 320. Well, I've had no calories today except for a coffee. I can handle 320 calories, but I'm not even eating the whole bag. But then somebody says.

Lisa [00:03:39]:
Somebody says, somewhere in my head, the little voice comes across and says, it might only be 320 calories, Lisa, but think of all the badness inside those calories. So then I feel shame, more shame. I just want a snack.

Samantha [00:03:55]:
Your inner voice is a total bitch.

Lisa [00:03:57]:
My inner voice sucks right now. Hey, she is a bitch. She's totally a.

Samantha [00:04:02]:
Just tell her to go take a hike. And you're going to eat those potato chips. You don't even eat the whole bag. You have, like, a plethora of flavors to choose from. You're not even finishing them. You have no. You have no gumption to, like, finish what you started. So just, you know, Cut yourself some.

Lisa [00:04:18]:
Slack, because I'm a quitter. I'm a quitter that way, right? I start and I don't finish.

Samantha [00:04:23]:
Friends of the podcast, this is a quitter.

Lisa [00:04:25]:
I don't finish my meals. I don't finish my puzzle books. I don't.

Samantha [00:04:28]:
You don't finish your puzzles.

Lisa [00:04:29]:
I don't listen. I don't finish my pop. I don't listen to a song entirely.

Samantha [00:04:32]:
The only thing I've ever seen you finish wine is a glass of wine.

Lisa [00:04:39]:
Right? Because I'm a champion that way.

Samantha [00:04:43]:
You know what's good for you.

Lisa [00:04:45]:
I know, I know. I'm not wasting that shit, man. Right? Just. Let's be thankful I don't have that in my bottom drawer at work.

Samantha [00:04:52]:
Oh, oh, oh.

Lisa [00:04:53]:
Which I do. Not telling those kinds of secrets, right? No, I'm not. Right. Those drawers just only hold potato chips. That's all that they got.

Samantha [00:05:02]:
All right, Lisa, we gotta. We gotta move on. We gotta. We got a show to start, right?

Lisa [00:05:05]:
We gotta show. We gotta show. Let's do it then. Why are you still talking?

Samantha [00:05:08]:
Welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam.

Lisa [00:05:12]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:05:14]:
Hello, everyone.

Lisa [00:05:16]:
Oh, Samantha, Samantha, Samantha. Yeah.

Samantha [00:05:19]:
Before you start, I gotta do what you want me to do.

Lisa [00:05:22]:
This is. It's like. It's not just needy.

Samantha [00:05:24]:
It's the needy part of.

Lisa [00:05:25]:
Lisa, listen, it's not just me. You always make it sound like it's just me. Needy partner. Lisa, right?

Samantha [00:05:31]:
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Samantha [00:05:55]:
Can it just.

Lisa [00:05:55]:
Everything has to come back to me.

Samantha [00:05:57]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:06:00]:
I tell you, Samantha, is it going to be like that tonight? Guess what?

Samantha [00:06:04]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:06:04]:
I got my dukes here left and right, and they're serving up some knuckle sandwiches if you're not careful.

Samantha [00:06:10]:
Well, considering we're talking over the Internet, I think we're fine.

Lisa [00:06:13]:
I know, right? Because we're not in person. Somebody at my work today, one of the ladies that I worked with, we were talking about you for some reason.

Samantha [00:06:19]:
Oh. And that's never good.

Lisa [00:06:21]:
And she. She was asking me. She asked if I knew where you lived yet. Like, no, I don't. She, too, thinks you're A hoarder. She's like, she either lives with her mom and dad still or she's a hoarder. I'm like, possibly. Because she's like, does she know where you live? I'm like, yes, she does.

Lisa [00:06:40]:
And she's been there.

Samantha [00:06:41]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:06:43]:
I don't know. I said the last time I saw a place where Sam lived. I said, was was a million years ago. And then the next time I saw Sam in a house was when she broke her ankle and she was in her mom's sewing.

Samantha [00:06:54]:
I was in my mom and dad's. Maybe I never left and I just.

Lisa [00:06:57]:
Could still live there. Or she could be a hoarder. I don't know either or I don't know, nor do I want to know. I don't want to know. But if you need help, you can ask, right? I'm your friend, okay? Right. I'm your friend. Okay.

Samantha [00:07:09]:
All right.

Lisa [00:07:10]:
We got a shitty ass weather right now. Hey, it is raining, which we need, right? We need the rain, but it's cold.

Samantha [00:07:17]:
It's cold.

Lisa [00:07:17]:
It's really cold. Right?

Samantha [00:07:18]:
We need the moisture. We need the moisture.

Lisa [00:07:21]:
We need the moisture. So we got the moisture, but we don't need the cold, right? Because you know what all it's doing? It's totally just throwing me off of my summer food transition. This is too cold, right? It's throwing me off.

Samantha [00:07:33]:
Yes, I can say that about you.

Lisa [00:07:35]:
Because I like to do it by the May long weekend, ideally back in the day when the weather was normal all those years ago. You could start it kind of after Easter, right? You could start transitioning. Then you had to bump it up to the beginning of May. Then you bump it to the May long weekend. And now what am I supposed to wait till July 1st? Seems too far away. The food needs to be transitioned.

Samantha [00:07:57]:
Yes, it does.

Lisa [00:07:57]:
Right. And it's throwing me off.

Samantha [00:08:00]:
Well, that's unfortunate for you, right?

Lisa [00:08:02]:
Like I. I made a macaroni salad this weekend and it was good, but it didn't taste like it quite should have. Cause it's in. Not quite. It's. It's. It's in limbo, right? It feels like it's in limbo. Okay.

Lisa [00:08:15]:
I don't know. What do you, what do you like? Like, what do you mean?

Samantha [00:08:17]:
Okay, like it's not, it's not changing how I eat. I've already had potato salad a million times already.

Lisa [00:08:22]:
Yeah, but you'll eat, you'll eat a bowl of soup in July and spaghetti too.

Samantha [00:08:27]:
Yes, I will.

Lisa [00:08:28]:
Right. Like you don't Care.

Samantha [00:08:30]:
No, I care not. All of us live by weird friends. Summer transitional food.

Lisa [00:08:35]:
Listen here, friends of the podcast. I need your help on this. Can you let me know if you'd have transitional food items? Right, like the cafeteria. We're still serving chili. Yes, and they should not in the summer. Yes. It's not a summer food.

Samantha [00:08:50]:
And.

Lisa [00:08:51]:
And.

Samantha [00:08:52]:
Huh.

Lisa [00:08:53]:
It's not a summer food. Chili.

Samantha [00:08:54]:
Yes, it is.

Lisa [00:08:55]:
Chili is not chili's Winter. Ooh, chili. Chili's like football season. Not summer.

Samantha [00:09:01]:
Stew maybe is like fall. Winter.

Lisa [00:09:03]:
Oh, it's the same. Stew is right up there. Stew and chicken and dumplings and meatloaf. That's all fall and winter.

Samantha [00:09:10]:
No, I feel like meatloaf is still a summer food.

Lisa [00:09:12]:
No, meatloaf's not really. Anything cooked in the oven is not a summer food anymore. Right?

Samantha [00:09:16]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:09:18]:
Yeah. Like, unless it's chicken. Chickens all the time.

Samantha [00:09:22]:
Why?

Lisa [00:09:22]:
Well, because it's light. It's light and it's chicken. Okay, Right. So if it's chicken, then you're okay. Because it's just chicken.

Samantha [00:09:29]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:09:30]:
Right.

Samantha [00:09:31]:
That makes no sense. And I hope that friends of the podcast that you also are on my side, because this makes no sense. No sense. I have been your friend for way too long, and I still don't understand why you have an aversion to certain foods during certain times of the year. I just think if you like it, you should eat it.

Lisa [00:09:48]:
No, not. Not in the spring and summer. You shouldn't. Like, I like pasta, but I don't want it now.

Samantha [00:09:53]:
Pasta.

Lisa [00:09:54]:
Pasta.

Samantha [00:09:55]:
Pasta.

Lisa [00:09:55]:
Pasta.

Samantha [00:09:56]:
Pasta.

Lisa [00:09:57]:
Pasta.

Samantha [00:09:57]:
Pasta.

Lisa [00:09:58]:
Pasta.

Samantha [00:09:59]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:10:00]:
Pasta. Stop it. Pasta.

Samantha [00:10:03]:
Stop it.

Lisa [00:10:04]:
Do you say data or data?

Samantha [00:10:06]:
Data.

Lisa [00:10:07]:
Data.

Samantha [00:10:07]:
Data. No, I say data.

Lisa [00:10:09]:
Caramel or caramel?

Samantha [00:10:11]:
Caramel.

Lisa [00:10:12]:
Caramel. My kid's sister and I play this game all the time. Right? Because. And we go over back and forth, back and forth because we say it differently. Right?

Samantha [00:10:21]:
But. Okay, let's not start that here.

Lisa [00:10:23]:
But I don't think she says pasta with an O, U P, O, U. Pause past pasta.

Samantha [00:10:31]:
Pinasta.

Lisa [00:10:31]:
Pasta. Let's just break. Let's just call a spade a spade. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. It's not a summer food. Just saying, right? I need the weather to cooperate, so everything. Nothing's lining up with me.

Lisa [00:10:44]:
Right? I got a drawer and. And. And I'm eating chips when I don't really eat chips. And I don't know, I'm adding an extra sweetener to my coffee.

Samantha [00:10:52]:
Oh, my God. Because you already have three.

Lisa [00:10:55]:
No, I have two. I do. I do the dumb. No, listen, I Do the. Listen, that's not true. That's not true. Don't make me sound like a sugar pig. You are a sugar pig.

Lisa [00:11:06]:
Listen, if there's sugar on the table, I'll be a sugar pig for sure. I'm excited about it.

Samantha [00:11:10]:
But when I was like, watching on Saturday dump, like, right, heaping spoonfuls of sugar into your coffee.

Lisa [00:11:18]:
I like sugar. But when I order my coffee from Tim's, it's a double. Double. But lately it hasn't been that doubly, so I've been asking for an extra sweetener. No calories. So no. No calories, no judgment. No calories, no judgment.

Samantha [00:11:31]:
Alrighty.

Lisa [00:11:32]:
All right. Just saying.

Samantha [00:11:34]:
Okay, I gotta ask. Okay, we're moving past your weirdness now.

Lisa [00:11:36]:
Fine, fine. That's just.

Samantha [00:11:38]:
I need to ask, as I'm sure the rest of the world would like to also know. How's the rotting boob, Lisa?

Lisa [00:11:44]:
Oh, it's still rotting. Still rotting.

Samantha [00:11:49]:
Any developments?

Lisa [00:11:52]:
No, No. I think when we met on Saturday, I said it was hurting a lot.

Samantha [00:11:56]:
Well, you said it was oozing as well.

Lisa [00:11:57]:
It had oozed a bit. It had oozed because it's pussy. It's not good. You asked, so I'm just going to air it all out there. Right. It's not good. It's not pretty. It's the scabs.

Lisa [00:12:08]:
The two. My sister Linda just said to me. It looks like you burned it with a cigarette. Yeah, because I'm into self mutilation. That's right. What the fuck? Who fucking says that to their sister? My stupid sister says that to her sister.

Samantha [00:12:24]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:12:25]:
Number one, I don't smoke. Number two, I don't like that much pain, however.

Samantha [00:12:30]:
Well, okay, but you know what you could have done? You could have stuck your. Oh, no. Do you have a curling iron?

Lisa [00:12:35]:
No, I don't have a curling iron anymore. Right. This is 20, 25.

Samantha [00:12:40]:
That doesn't work either.

Lisa [00:12:41]:
No. Right. So there's nothing I could have done except for what I said I did. And you heard me that day saying, oh, my shirt is really getting hot. Right? It's getting hot. Right. So it's still rotting. It's still gross.

Lisa [00:12:53]:
It's still sore. I don't know. Oh, my God, the scab on it is so hard that all I think is that I can't even try and pick it off because it hurts. Don't.

Samantha [00:13:08]:
You're not supposed to.

Lisa [00:13:09]:
When do you lose your scab? How does it just fall off? I don't want it there.

Samantha [00:13:12]:
Leave it alone.

Lisa [00:13:13]:
I don't want it there forever.

Samantha [00:13:15]:
No, leave it alone. Because you're nowhere near being finished with this thing. So just leave it alone. Which I believe were the words from your doctor.

Lisa [00:13:25]:
True.

Samantha [00:13:25]:
She said don't pull off the scab.

Lisa [00:13:28]:
I know she did, but now I'm just thinking like, it does not want to come off.

Samantha [00:13:32]:
You are not smarter than your doctor. You for. No, you're not. I don't care what you read or what you googled and Dr. Google and whatever and WebMD. You are not smarter than your doctor.

Lisa [00:13:45]:
Just saying.

Samantha [00:13:46]:
Don't, don't, don't, don't.

Lisa [00:13:48]:
How do you lose a scab that's like a piece of cement?

Samantha [00:13:51]:
You have to wait until it's ready to pop off and then it'll be. It'll pop off.

Lisa [00:13:56]:
You know what? I think I do more damage. Because you know what? This is where the issue is on the weekend when it's just like free hanging, it seems to do a little bit better. Doesn't hurt as much, but Monday to Friday, when I cram it into a confined little cup, it hurts.

Samantha [00:14:16]:
That is so much information that nobody ever needed.

Lisa [00:14:19]:
Well, so guess what? We're friendly like that.

Samantha [00:14:23]:
Friends of the podcast. Oops, sorry. She did it again.

Lisa [00:14:27]:
You know what you're in for. So I don't know. It's still rotting. That's all I can say.

Samantha [00:14:33]:
Well, that's good.

Lisa [00:14:34]:
It's still rotting. It's kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy enough about me and my boob.

Samantha [00:14:39]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:14:40]:
Again, I shake my head. Samantha. Uh oh, all right. We went for breakfast, right? Because we love breakfast. We do, but this is what I'm shaking my head at. I'm shaking my head at the breakfast industry because it knows that people love. Knows that people love breakfast, but yet they stick it to us with the cost. What was the price? Yes, what was the price of breakfast for two?

Samantha [00:15:04]:
Well, because I was late, I had to pay.

Lisa [00:15:07]:
Because we don't. Because we don't reward bad behavior.

Samantha [00:15:09]:
Yes, well, if that ever applied to you, that would be great.

Lisa [00:15:13]:
But I'm never late.

Samantha [00:15:15]:
Two. Yes. Two coffees and two breakfasts. And we had the same breakfast.

Lisa [00:15:20]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:15:20]:
Which oddly for me, I had French toast and that's not really my gig. And I probably wouldn't have it again, if I'm being honest.

Lisa [00:15:26]:
Oh, I still would. It was. I thought it was good. French toast.

Samantha [00:15:28]:
No, it was good, but I was like me.

Lisa [00:15:30]:
But it was weird that you were ordering it.

Samantha [00:15:32]:
I know, I just. It just. I didn't feel like eggs. Anyways, the total for all of it, $52.

Lisa [00:15:39]:
And that's crazy.

Samantha [00:15:42]:
And by the time I left an egg, an egg and some sausage and some bacon.

Lisa [00:15:47]:
Right. And a caffeine and coffee. Right. Like, so I shake my head at the fact that the breakfast industry is really sticking it to the man.

Samantha [00:15:57]:
I, you know, I ever. All the costs are going up. Right. So are we supposed.

Lisa [00:16:01]:
But bread is still relatively cheap. So like to make the French toast, it's bread and it's egg, end of it and some syrup.

Samantha [00:16:10]:
There's labor that goes into that. There's a person who makes it, there's a person who serves it, there's. Who bust the tables. Like, it's not just the cost of the food. Lisa.

Lisa [00:16:20]:
But it's still. Right. I'm still, I'm shaking my head. Breakfast does not need to be that expensive. Right? It doesn't. Right. It doesn't. I mean, I get supper.

Lisa [00:16:28]:
I don't get breakfast if it's a.

Samantha [00:16:30]:
One man band and there was only just the people who cook the food and the person who serves the food. Yeah, yeah. It should be relatively inexpensive, but there's a lot more going on than that.

Lisa [00:16:41]:
Okay, well, here's my thing then. Riddle me this, dear bosses of the restaurant industry. How about you pay your people instead of me paying them? How about that?

Samantha [00:16:50]:
Well, that's what we're doing by paying $62.

Lisa [00:16:53]:
Right, right. So how about. How about you pay and appreciate your staff because you see them every single day? I see them once every six weeks. Right. All right, because that's what's happening. Right? We're paying for them.

Samantha [00:17:05]:
Yes, but you're snarky about breakfast.

Lisa [00:17:08]:
I'm what?

Samantha [00:17:08]:
You're snarky about.

Lisa [00:17:09]:
I'm snarky. I think it's ridiculous.

Samantha [00:17:11]:
I mean, we could go to McDonald's every time you want breakfast.

Lisa [00:17:15]:
That's a smoky maple bacon.

Samantha [00:17:17]:
Yeah, there you go. Now she's back. She's happy again.

Lisa [00:17:21]:
I'm back. I'm back. Back to breakfast. Loving breakfast again, Right? Oh, my God. I get if you order the Benny. I get if you order the Benny. I don't get if you order the French toast.

Samantha [00:17:31]:
I know, I know.

Lisa [00:17:33]:
That's all. I'm just shaking my head at it. And I'm allowed to shake my head at it.

Samantha [00:17:36]:
Yes, you are. Even though to shake your head.

Lisa [00:17:37]:
And it's funny, right, because you paid because you were late and we don't reward bad behavior. But I'm. I got your back. Here Right. I'm shaking my head. Which really it should be you shaking your head at it. You had to pay for it.

Samantha [00:17:49]:
I just paid for it. It was, it's like it was, you know, whatever. Am I not going to pay for it?

Lisa [00:17:54]:
No, no, no.

Samantha [00:17:55]:
The server we had was lovely too. So.

Lisa [00:17:57]:
Yeah. But it's funny. Hey. Because most breakfasts that Lisa and Sam have are courtesy of Sam. No, the majority of them are too.

Samantha [00:18:06]:
Because you always have to be up so early. Like who's being anywhere at 8:30 on a Saturday?

Lisa [00:18:11]:
Well, okay. And what happened when we get there at 9? Right? Oh, sorry. 10 to 9.

Samantha [00:18:14]:
Which it was really busy.

Lisa [00:18:16]:
20 minutes over the lateness because we were supposed to meet at 8:30. Right. Which I knew you wouldn't but I'm like let's try 8:30. And you're like I knew you were going to do that. And even though you had ample time to prepare for it. Eh. Right.

Samantha [00:18:31]:
I still didn't want to get up. I was having a good sleep.

Lisa [00:18:33]:
Yeah. Had you got there at, at, at 8:45. You have 15 minutes, Grace. You teetered past 15 and jumped on the 20 minute bandwagon.

Samantha [00:18:45]:
Whatever. You just make up the rules as you go anyway so it doesn't matter.

Lisa [00:18:47]:
Listen, I'm just waiting. You mess. I'm, I'm at 15. I'm at the establishment when you message on my way. Oh, already late. Right. Because I'm already here waiting for you.

Samantha [00:18:58]:
Right. Of course you are.

Lisa [00:18:59]:
And why is that? Because it's 8:30. That's when we're supposed to be meeting.

Samantha [00:19:04]:
Can you tell that I don't care? Can you tell that I don't care?

Lisa [00:19:09]:
Free breakfast.

Samantha [00:19:10]:
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Lisa [00:19:11]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:19:11]:
I haven't, I shake my head but okay. It's, it's around something kind of weird.

Lisa [00:19:15]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:19:16]:
I had a bit of a, an icky stomach the other day and so I took, I bought a 12 hour slow release gravel. So it releases itself over a 12 hour period.

Lisa [00:19:26]:
So is that the one you gotta shove up your ass?

Samantha [00:19:28]:
No, it's a pill.

Lisa [00:19:29]:
It's a bill. Because they have those too. They're slow release.

Samantha [00:19:32]:
Thanks. That's not what I was looking for.

Lisa [00:19:34]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:19:35]:
It, I, I, I have to say it packs a punch.

Lisa [00:19:39]:
Oh.

Samantha [00:19:39]:
Because it makes you feel super groggy hours, even hours after you're awake.

Lisa [00:19:46]:
Oh wow.

Samantha [00:19:46]:
The only reason I was waking up was because the alarm went off.

Lisa [00:19:50]:
Really?

Samantha [00:19:50]:
There was no other reason I was getting up.

Lisa [00:19:53]:
Huh. I want a new drug and I'm like does what it should this can.

Samantha [00:19:58]:
Only be a weekend gravel. Because this is not a day to day gravel.

Lisa [00:20:03]:
It can't be a. Can't be a take it before bed gravel.

Samantha [00:20:06]:
Well, you can take it before bed, but it's got to be. It's 12 hours. Like, it's. It is no joke. Holy shit.

Lisa [00:20:15]:
Wow. Hey.

Samantha [00:20:16]:
Yeah, I was like, pretty impressed. I was like, shaking my head. I'm like, oh, my God. I did not know this. I should have. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:20:22]:
Could you actually feel like, oh, and here it goes again.

Samantha [00:20:24]:
Kick it back in. Because it was like, oh. Because you know how you can just kind of like if you lay there long enough, you'll maybe fall back asleep?

Lisa [00:20:31]:
Yeah. Yeah.

Samantha [00:20:32]:
It was like. It was like a moment, momentary thought, and boom, I was sleeping again.

Lisa [00:20:36]:
Did you follow the directions and just take what you were supposed to?

Samantha [00:20:38]:
Yes. You only take one? Yes.

Lisa [00:20:40]:
That's how much fun you would have had if you took.

Samantha [00:20:42]:
No, no. Hi. I take two cold pills and I am up and my skin is itchy. I'm. Everything's itchy. I can't. I'm agitated. I'm like wired.

Samantha [00:20:55]:
I can only take one cold pill at a time.

Lisa [00:20:57]:
I know, because you have a sensitive tummy and you don't have a living.

Samantha [00:21:00]:
I'm a total lightweight with stuff like that.

Lisa [00:21:02]:
You are totally a lightweight.

Samantha [00:21:03]:
You, you're like, give me four, give me more.

Lisa [00:21:09]:
Right? I don't feel nothing yet. I'll take one more.

Samantha [00:21:12]:
Because you're psycho that way.

Lisa [00:21:13]:
Right? I'm a bit of a. I'm a bit of a rebel that way.

Samantha [00:21:16]:
I don't understand. But that's my. I shake my head. I should shake my head. As a 12 hour long release gravel. The gravel should come with a warning. And you did not.

Lisa [00:21:26]:
Wow. Hey, use it wisely, right? Yeah. Okay, so I gotta. So I don't know if it was a full moon on Friday night, but friends of the podcast Weird happened and I gotta tell you about this. Okay. Um, we touched on something odd the week before where I think I had mentioned that we were going into a restaurant and Sam was talking loudly about people on the sidewalk and it was kind of embarrassing.

Samantha [00:21:52]:
That was the Friday night you're now talking about Saturday. So.

Lisa [00:21:54]:
No, no, I know. Right. But that was like. That was on a Friday night. So this is pattern.

Samantha [00:21:59]:
Yeah. Friday, going in for drinks.

Lisa [00:22:01]:
This is a pattern. Right. That I'm worrying about. Right. So I believe that Lisa and Sam, who have been friends for almost 25 years, we have established roles, we have established patterns. Right. We Know our roles. And for some reason, idiot, you seem to be thinking, it's time to change it up.

Lisa [00:22:20]:
Here's what I mean. Friends of the podcast. We're in a restaurant having breakfast, and all of a sudden, oh. Huh. All of a sudden I hear, hey, hey, hey, hey. What's that?

Samantha [00:22:36]:
No.

Lisa [00:22:37]:
Yes, yes, yes. And it was loud.

Samantha [00:22:40]:
That was, like, towards the end of our meal.

Lisa [00:22:42]:
It doesn't matter when it is. Right? And it was loud. And I'm like, who the hell are you talking to? She's talking to people across the way. Not right across the way.

Samantha [00:22:53]:
Yes, they were. They were Kitty Corner from me.

Lisa [00:22:55]:
Kitty corner is not across the way. Kitty corner is an angle. Not across the way. And she's using her loud Sam voice because she wanted to know what the drink was that these people were having. And I'm like, it looked really cool. It doesn't matter, right? And I wanted to die. I wanted to die. I just.

Samantha [00:23:16]:
It doesn't matter. No. She didn't hear me anyways.

Lisa [00:23:20]:
Well, thank God. And then somehow we managed to stop you because the waitress came by. Thank God. And we could just ask her what it was. But the funny thing is that normally I'm kind of the loudmouth. Well, I'm not really a loudmouth. Like, we're both loudmouths, but I kind of am. Like, I don't really think.

Lisa [00:23:35]:
And I just say. But I feel that Sam's trying to change the role. And now I don't need that in my life. I need the stability of Lisa and Sam. Nothing in common. I need that to happen. Right. I need us to keep wondering why we're friends.

Lisa [00:23:52]:
We don't need anything to change in that.

Samantha [00:23:54]:
Yeah. The journey of differences continues.

Lisa [00:23:56]:
It just seemed odd. And then she started talking. Then the table right across from us, they had. They had a mom, a dad, a kid, and then a baby in a high chair. The baby in the high chair was throwing the food.

Samantha [00:24:09]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:24:10]:
My thought is, what the fuck? Take that kid home. Because that's what would have happened if we were kids, right? We would have gone. Even though he was probably, like, not even two years old, we would have gone to the car, and all of a sudden, guess who's talking to the baby and to the parents. Chatty, Chatty Cathy and friends of the podcast. You know me, right? I'm not there to make new friends.

Samantha [00:24:30]:
So if I was just. I was just laughing because the kid was just. Everything that was given to the kid, he was throwing it on the ground. Didn't even try. And Eat it. He was just throwing it, and I thought it was hilarious.

Lisa [00:24:39]:
And for some reason, Sam needs to feel invested in these conversations, and I certainly never do. Right. I don't want to talk to people. I don't want to meet new people. None of that. And here's Sam getting to know the family. It was funny, but it was weird. But it was weird that you do these things.

Samantha [00:24:58]:
I did it twice in one day.

Lisa [00:25:00]:
You do it at the airport. You do it when you sit down. I do do this at the. Do it. You do it in lots of places, right? You do.

Samantha [00:25:09]:
Because I'm not. I'm that weird person. I'm like, you know what? I'm just hanging out. Let's talk to somebody.

Lisa [00:25:14]:
Right? And I'm the opposite. That way I'm like, I don't want to get to know you.

Samantha [00:25:18]:
Yeah, Right.

Lisa [00:25:21]:
So weird. Yeah, so weird. Right?

Samantha [00:25:25]:
I loved it, though. But you know what was even better about that breakfast on Saturday? Was that the server when we were. I think, was it after we paid or before we paid? I don't know. It didn't matter.

Lisa [00:25:36]:
Just before.

Samantha [00:25:37]:
Yeah. She told me that when I sat down, she thought it was somebody she knew from bc. She goes, you have a doppelganger. And I'm like, oh, where is this doppelganger? I must know. She's like, she's. She's somebody I know in bc. Her named Bonnie. She goes, you look exactly like her.

Samantha [00:25:56]:
I'm like, that's awesome. There's another me hanging around somewhere.

Lisa [00:26:00]:
And then what did I say? Here's hoping Bonnie looks good.

Samantha [00:26:04]:
Oh, yes. Because you thought it was a backhanded compliment.

Lisa [00:26:07]:
I thought it might have been a backhanded compliment.

Samantha [00:26:09]:
That was rude, right?

Lisa [00:26:10]:
I'm like, maybe Bonnie's, like, bad looking and Bonnie. Maybe that's what her friends call her. Bad looking.

Samantha [00:26:16]:
Really? And the cashier said, you had a lovely T shirt.

Lisa [00:26:21]:
Really? And you know the cashier because she's your friend. You said in high school.

Samantha [00:26:25]:
No, no, not from high school.

Lisa [00:26:28]:
Okay, so that is true. Right? So that was kind of the ongoing question as we walked out of the restaurant, was, sam has a doppelganger. Hopefully it's positive, but it might not be. And that's kind of funny. And then the dated. The very, very dated, ugly cashier liked my shirt. And that. That.

Lisa [00:26:46]:
That didn't make me feel that great.

Samantha [00:26:50]:
But I do want to shout out to the server, she had the best name. Her name was Roxy. And I'm like, of course. You are a Roxy.

Lisa [00:26:59]:
Right?

Samantha [00:26:59]:
I thought that was awesome.

Lisa [00:27:01]:
She's totally a Roxy, right?

Samantha [00:27:02]:
It was a very eventful Saturday morning.

Lisa [00:27:05]:
Was. It really was, right? I'm kind of obsessed again with my shoulders and my V neck on my shirt.

Samantha [00:27:10]:
Oh, stop it. Nobody cares.

Lisa [00:27:12]:
I care. I'm just trying to get it right. Um, yeah, it was an eventful Saturday morning, right?

Samantha [00:27:18]:
It was fun.

Lisa [00:27:19]:
What were we working on?

Samantha [00:27:21]:
Oh, we were working on the show.

Lisa [00:27:22]:
Working on our show. August 16th. That's when our show is. Okay, I gotta tell you, watching tv, right? Because my new nickname over the weekend is Lump. I'm Lump because I sit in that chair and I'm good. I'm good. Chair, to bed. Chair, Bathroom, kitchen.

Lisa [00:27:41]:
Bed. Chair, bathroom, kitchen, bed. That's what I do on the weekend and I love it, right? So as I'm. As I'm in the chair mode, right? I'm watching tv. There's a commercial that comes on. Samantha, you've probably seen it too. And it's for seniors meals. And you can order these seniors meals, right? And it's small little plates of food.

Lisa [00:27:59]:
It's like. Like a small little piece of chicken, small little bit of potatoes and a wee little dessert. And I'm like, how do I sign up for this? Because this is my. That's my dream right there. How do I get those meals delivered to me?

Samantha [00:28:15]:
You want senior? You want seniors meals?

Lisa [00:28:17]:
Yeah, because we're pretty much seniors.

Samantha [00:28:19]:
We're right?

Lisa [00:28:20]:
We're getting close.

Samantha [00:28:21]:
You are getting close, right?

Lisa [00:28:23]:
You know, you do want those meals.

Samantha [00:28:24]:
You know what's really funny? This is a little hypocritical of you, actually.

Lisa [00:28:27]:
Why?

Samantha [00:28:28]:
Because every time we go to a restaurant and we order and there is a seniors meal or a seniors menu, you're like, that's too small. I want more choice. How come I don't get more?

Lisa [00:28:40]:
True.

Samantha [00:28:40]:
Just because I'm a senior doesn't mean I shouldn't get more. And I'm like, it's a senior's meal. Apparently we eat small food.

Lisa [00:28:47]:
And they want you to eat less food.

Samantha [00:28:49]:
Yes. And that's apparently why. So you won't do it at a restaurant and you poo poo it. There's. But now you see a commercial on a TV and you want small meals delivered to you.

Lisa [00:28:59]:
I want small meals delivered.

Samantha [00:29:00]:
I want Meals on Wheels. Looking at a Meals on Wheels, I.

Lisa [00:29:03]:
Feel that you have to have. I feel you have to have issues and conditions to get Meals on Wheels, right? I think you have have to have issues and conditions.

Samantha [00:29:11]:
Issues and conditions.

Lisa [00:29:13]:
Conditions for Meals on Wheels. Right. Which I don't have issues or conditions. I just want to. I just want to pay. I just want to sign up for it. I just want to pay the price and get that meal. Okay.

Lisa [00:29:22]:
Like, it wouldn't work for Mike. Mike's not never going to eat that meal, right?

Samantha [00:29:25]:
No.

Lisa [00:29:25]:
It's not enough food.

Samantha [00:29:26]:
He would need three.

Lisa [00:29:28]:
I just need one for me. Right. Because that's my dream is just little meals. Just little meals in my life.

Samantha [00:29:36]:
You know, you can control the portions that you take at home. Right.

Lisa [00:29:39]:
It's not the same. Right. Remember I did the little plate. Remember I did the little plate diet for a bit and I put everything on the little plate.

Samantha [00:29:45]:
You've had so many, like, weird flounderings of diets that nobody remembers what you're doing anymore.

Lisa [00:29:53]:
Right? I know, right? Leaning towards going back to jello. The jello free diet.

Samantha [00:29:58]:
Stop it.

Lisa [00:29:58]:
It was really good.

Samantha [00:29:59]:
Because it's not.

Lisa [00:30:01]:
It's a good treat food, but it's a good. But it fills you up.

Samantha [00:30:04]:
No.

Lisa [00:30:05]:
Fills you up. No, it totally fills you up. You eat a whole cup of Friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:30:09]:
Never follow Lisa for diet advice.

Lisa [00:30:12]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:30:12]:
Never ever Listen to the crazy.

Lisa [00:30:14]:
Apparently they're not necessarily working, but yes. No.

Samantha [00:30:19]:
Because you don't have. Stick with itness.

Lisa [00:30:21]:
I have. You have.

Samantha [00:30:22]:
You have. No. Stick with it.

Lisa [00:30:23]:
Because I'm a quitter. I quit everything. Quit Wordle. Right. I quit wordle. I quit my. I quit my logic puzzles. I quit everything.

Lisa [00:30:32]:
I quit everything. Once it gets too hard, I quit. Done. Right. Because you know what? I think I don't need this in my life. I don't need this type of stress. Crosswords are supposed to be fun. Nope, not fun.

Samantha [00:30:42]:
I don't need this in my life.

Lisa [00:30:44]:
You don't need this in my life. Right. So I'm a quitter. I'm a quitter. But I want to know where to get that. I want to sign up for the little food.

Samantha [00:30:50]:
I think you should and get it for one and see how Mike reacts to that. Because that would be precious, Right?

Lisa [00:30:56]:
I would love it so much. Hey, just a little. Just a little food. Little bit of food with a little, like. And it just had like a little. Little cake. Little piece of carrot cake. I'm like, yes.

Lisa [00:31:06]:
God, when can I be 75? Right? That's what I want.

Samantha [00:31:11]:
Well, you got some time to go yet?

Lisa [00:31:13]:
You got some time to go? I got some time. Right?

Samantha [00:31:16]:
Oh, my God. Okay. So, you know, as menopausal women as we are, there's lots of fun little symptoms that happen. So you say sometimes all of a sudden you get a bit of an itch, and it potentially could be in a spot where scratching it is not maybe necessarily like your cooc. The best choice, like your cooch is itchy. Your private areas, Lisa, is itchy. Are you scratching it in public?

Lisa [00:31:49]:
Oh, okay. So it depends, right? Like, you could sit and cross your leg and do a little, like, shimmy, right? Hands up here. Shimmy, shimmy down there, right?

Samantha [00:32:05]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:32:05]:
I don't know. You could be like a cat and rub up against something. I don't know if I'm just doing a full fledged scratch.

Samantha [00:32:10]:
Huh?

Lisa [00:32:11]:
Are you scratching?

Samantha [00:32:12]:
No, not in public.

Lisa [00:32:14]:
How do you like, how do you get around?

Samantha [00:32:15]:
That's not right.

Lisa [00:32:16]:
How do you get around that?

Samantha [00:32:17]:
You're just enduring it even though. Or you're walking to the bathroom, right?

Lisa [00:32:22]:
Like, if you're walking away, trying to get a little friction. No, you shouldn't.

Samantha [00:32:26]:
No, there's no friction. You need to go down there. Nope, not in public. Not in public. Not in public. Because there's nothing worse. There's nothing worse than a man who is.

Lisa [00:32:39]:
He lifting his ball and shifts. But they do shifts.

Samantha [00:32:42]:
His balls. Like that is horrible to look at.

Lisa [00:32:46]:
But. But. But they don't care. They don't care that they do it. Yeah.

Samantha [00:32:49]:
Women should not be scratching their vaginas in public. I'm so. No, right is really wrong, you know, I get it. It's itchy. There's things that are happening and we cannot explain it.

Lisa [00:32:57]:
Right. I get to a bathroom. Get to a bathroom and do a deep scratch. Do not go to the bathroom.

Samantha [00:33:03]:
The deep scratch.

Lisa [00:33:07]:
Friends of the podcast. Friends of the podcast. Thou shalt not. Deep scratch in public. Don't do it. Don't do it. No deep scratching in public. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:33:21]:
Private. Deep scratch away.

Samantha [00:33:22]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:33:23]:
Right? Yeah, that's.

Samantha [00:33:25]:
Do what you got to do.

Lisa [00:33:26]:
People got to do what you got to do, but you got to do it in private, right? Yeah, because we classy like that.

Samantha [00:33:31]:
Yeah, it was so classy.

Lisa [00:33:32]:
We so classy. Right? We only scratch in. In private. That's funny. Um, after we had breakfast, I went and did some grocery shopping, right?

Samantha [00:33:41]:
Uh huh.

Lisa [00:33:42]:
Oh, my God. You know what? My. You know what my journey should have been called? Fashion crimes at the grocery store, Samantha. I saw crocs with socks, pajama pants in public, and women without bras.

Samantha [00:33:58]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:33:59]:
All out there, like, what the. Everybody. All of it. All manhandling the food.

Samantha [00:34:06]:
We're still dressing like that even Covid's been done for a while.

Lisa [00:34:09]:
Right? Like, we're still thinking it's okay to wear our pajamas out in public.

Samantha [00:34:15]:
Okay, so if you're out and about and you typically don't wear a bra, then you just. That's who you are, right?

Lisa [00:34:23]:
I guess. But here I am with a wound on said boob, and I'm shoving it in a bra every day in public.

Samantha [00:34:33]:
Guys, if she can do it, you.

Lisa [00:34:35]:
Can do it, because that's what my mama expects. All my mom wanted was her girls to wear bras in public and finish high school. The expectations were quite low, actually.

Samantha [00:34:45]:
Yes. Right?

Lisa [00:34:48]:
But fashion times. Fashion crimes.

Samantha [00:34:50]:
Fashion. There's lots of fashion crimes, though. That happened.

Lisa [00:34:53]:
But now, again, I start to wonder whether or not socks with Crocs is a crime, because I see more of it than I see less of it.

Samantha [00:35:00]:
Okay, but that's just as bad as socks with, like, those strapons.

Lisa [00:35:04]:
Like, sandals. Like a Birkenstock. Like, you got those shoes. You could wear the socks.

Samantha [00:35:09]:
No, I'm not wearing socks with mine.

Lisa [00:35:11]:
Right? You ever tempted to wear the socks?

Samantha [00:35:13]:
No, because you got your socks on.

Lisa [00:35:14]:
You're like, I'm just running out store, slip on my shoes.

Samantha [00:35:16]:
Because I would slip out of my shoe. Like, those shoes that I'm wearing are not meant for socks.

Lisa [00:35:21]:
Right. It's like. It's like. It's like prison shoes. Right? Like the slides that people wear in prison, and they wear their socks in there.

Samantha [00:35:28]:
And you shuffle when you walk because you're trying to hang on to your.

Lisa [00:35:32]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:35:33]:
To your slipper, to your.

Lisa [00:35:34]:
To your shoes. Right. To your slides. Right. I just never. I don't know.

Samantha [00:35:40]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:35:40]:
I don't know.

Samantha [00:35:42]:
I feel like you should be documenting this and starting a new podcast called.

Lisa [00:35:48]:
Fashion Crimes Fashion Crunch, the Grocery Store, Right, Volume one. And go to each grocery store. Start here, and the next day, we'll go to this chain and see if some chains are better than other chains. I don't know.

Samantha [00:36:00]:
Oh, that's possible. Right?

Lisa [00:36:02]:
Right.

Samantha [00:36:02]:
Different areas of the city. Different. Different people.

Lisa [00:36:05]:
It's hard to say. But then there's a part of me that thinks, you know what? More power to those people, I guess, because they just got up. They didn't take the time that we took. Put a little bit of face on, put a little bit of shit in your hair to make sure you got your hairdo, and get dressed in an outfit that matched. Right. They didn't. They. They actually got to get up five minutes before they had to Leave the house.

Lisa [00:36:28]:
Yeah, maybe. Maybe there's something to be said for that.

Samantha [00:36:31]:
There's.

Lisa [00:36:33]:
Right. If you did that, maybe you'd be on. If you did that, maybe you'd be on time.

Samantha [00:36:37]:
Oh, that's never going to happen.

Lisa [00:36:39]:
No, exactly. Right. It just can't.

Samantha [00:36:42]:
Not for any prolonged period of time would I just exit my house without, like, combing my hair or putting on a bra or.

Lisa [00:36:49]:
Exactly. You know, and I get men. Men can throw their ball cap on. And that's. That's the beauty of men. And you know what, dear? Men, don't wear your track pants out in public. Oh, God. There's just not enough support there.

Samantha [00:37:02]:
No. Because it depends on the underwear I think, that they're wearing.

Lisa [00:37:05]:
There's no support in men's underwear. Except for there's that one. Have you seen that one? There's a commercial, and it looks like a built in. Like a piece of metal can in the. And I'm like, okay, so is that for support or is that for. Look at me? Because nobody's. Nobody's believing that.

Samantha [00:37:21]:
Nobody's believing that.

Lisa [00:37:22]:
Nobody's believing that. Right. That looks unrealistic. Right?

Samantha [00:37:26]:
Oh, dear.

Lisa [00:37:27]:
I don't know. I'm just saying. Right. Crimes of passion. Crimes at the grocery store.

Samantha [00:37:31]:
All right. All right.

Lisa [00:37:32]:
Hosted by Lisa Gibson.

Samantha [00:37:33]:
Well, you know, because I watch my social media, because we have our Facebook group and everything, but when I'm on my Facebook, I think it's telling me that I need to go on a wellness retreat because I keep seeing wellness packages and commercials and ads or whatever and stuff like that. So what is your Facebook telling you, Lisa?

Lisa [00:37:50]:
Oh, my God, My Facebook. Okay, so my Facebook. And I'm so close to ordering, but to get to the actual website is. That's the tricky part. I don't know how to get to it. My Facebook is telling me I need a new tankini. Oh, God. Because all I see are tankinis, Right? Tankini here, tankini there, tankini there, tankini there.

Lisa [00:38:10]:
And they're nice, eh? And they got, like, the shorts and, like, the shirts. And I'm like, one lady said she bought four. I'm like, I'd buy two. I'd buy two. I'd just wear one. But I'd buy two, I think. But I don't know how to get to the website because it's a trick. It's a tricky website to get to.

Lisa [00:38:27]:
You click on it, then you gotta spin the wheel, and then you gotta pick a prize, and then you gotta give me your email. So I Do all of that.

Samantha [00:38:33]:
That's Temu.

Lisa [00:38:35]:
Nope, it's all of them. It's all of them. It's everyone. If it's not Timu, it's Tamu. It's. It's. It's. It's Temu.

Lisa [00:38:44]:
It's. It's Tippimu. They're all the same.

Samantha [00:38:47]:
Okay, so I think this is probably a good thing, because I'm just gonna go right back to it. The water bottle that never showed up after you ordered it off of social media.

Lisa [00:38:59]:
I know, but remember, we. Remember I got. Remember we got the thing that went around our waist. Yeah, we did get that.

Samantha [00:39:05]:
Yeah, that was.

Lisa [00:39:06]:
And I got my China shoes. You did. I got my shoes from China.

Samantha [00:39:10]:
However, I feel like there's a reason why you can't get to the actual website, because it doesn't exist, and maybe that's why you can't find it.

Lisa [00:39:18]:
People are saying for 42.99, they got a beautiful bathing suit. And I'm like, I want a beautiful new bathing suit for $42.99. You know what I want this summer? I want a bathing suit. You don't have to help me with.

Samantha [00:39:29]:
That would be great, Right?

Lisa [00:39:31]:
Especially if my boob's not healed yet, right? Because it's sensitive, and you just yank the back up like you're mad to be doing it. Right. Because I am so friends of the podcast. I know we've talked about this before, but in case you're just new, right. I have a bathing suit, and for some reason, my girls don't fit in it very well. They don't fit in the magic cups because my cups are too big, and I can't get the back of the bathing suit up to where it needs to go because I'm awkward. So I always put my bathing suit on, and then I ask Sam if she'll pull up the back of my bathing suit. Not the front, just the back.

Lisa [00:40:06]:
And she pulls it up so hard, like, it's like as though she's trying to hang me from the light fixture. Right. Hurts things. Things ride where they shouldn't go. And I'm. And I know she's not happy to be doing it. She's making it very clear, right?

Samantha [00:40:20]:
Yeah, Very clear.

Lisa [00:40:22]:
But I still need help. I'm looking for a tankini that doesn't need her assistance, and I don't know how to find it, but that's what my Facebook is telling me. That's what. That's. That's all I'm seeing.

Samantha [00:40:35]:
You know what'd be great if somebody from Facebook land from, from. From our friends of the podcast, maybe they can throw you a couple of links to some fancy. Get a tankini for 40 bucks.

Lisa [00:40:47]:
I'm just looking for, like, I want to spend no more than $45.

Samantha [00:40:50]:
I know, because you're cheap.

Lisa [00:40:51]:
Because I'm cheap that way.

Samantha [00:40:52]:
Right, we know.

Lisa [00:40:55]:
I know. Right?

Samantha [00:40:56]:
We know. Okay, but. But speaking of fashion and tankinis and things, what do you think has been the worst fashion trend during our life time?

Lisa [00:41:04]:
Oh, you know what? I gotta. I think it's gotta be neon. Oh, neon was. And you know, neon was tough.

Samantha [00:41:12]:
Eh, Neon was tough.

Lisa [00:41:13]:
Neon was tough. And I also think maybe we'll back when. Let's. Let's hearken to our 70s to the 70s, shall we? Let's hearken back, Samantha. And those crocheted vests that we wore.

Samantha [00:41:25]:
Oh, those were fun.

Lisa [00:41:27]:
I didn't love that. Right. I wasn't happy with that look either.

Samantha [00:41:30]:
I was never. I've never been a fan, and I will never be a fan of bell bottom jeans. I don't understand bottoms.

Lisa [00:41:37]:
No.

Samantha [00:41:37]:
I don't understand tight on the thigh and whoosh at the bottom.

Lisa [00:41:41]:
Yeah, I don't get that either.

Samantha [00:41:42]:
I don't get it. It looks weird and awkward and I don't. I don't. I don't get it.

Lisa [00:41:47]:
Yeah, but neon was tough. Neon was tough. Like. And when I was a kid, I. I have a picture and I'm in one of those vests and a blouse underneath and a love pair of gauchos. So I wasn't a fan of any of that. Right. And you know what else is a bad? This is.

Lisa [00:42:07]:
I think this might even take the cake. The boob. Tube.

Samantha [00:42:11]:
Oh, tube tops.

Lisa [00:42:12]:
Tube tops. Right. Yeah, those are bad. That's a bad.

Samantha [00:42:15]:
No, but those still exist, though.

Lisa [00:42:17]:
I know, but they're still really bad.

Samantha [00:42:18]:
They're still bad.

Lisa [00:42:20]:
Really, really bad. Right.

Samantha [00:42:21]:
Because people that shouldn't be wearing them are wearing them.

Lisa [00:42:23]:
Are wearing them. Right. And it's not good, right? No, no, it's not good. Right.

Samantha [00:42:28]:
You know, you know what? That reminds me. Okay, so Bethany Frankel comes across my socials all the time. Right. And she's in Miami. She's wearing this outfit, and it looks cute until I notice that it's. It doesn't have any, like, straps.

Lisa [00:42:41]:
So it's like the.

Samantha [00:42:42]:
It's like the boob. It's like a strapless.

Lisa [00:42:46]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:42:46]:
You know, one piece with shorts.

Lisa [00:42:48]:
Sure.

Samantha [00:42:48]:
And I'm like. And all you think is it's like, right here. And it's cutting her off and her. And it's just. It just the way it sits.

Lisa [00:42:55]:
It's a bad look.

Samantha [00:42:57]:
It is a bad look. And I'm like, how are we still dressing like this?

Lisa [00:43:00]:
Right? It's. It's. It's a bad look. Big boob, little boob, no boob. It's a bad look.

Samantha [00:43:05]:
It's a bad.

Lisa [00:43:06]:
Literally, you're right. It literally cuts you right off. Cuts you in half.

Samantha [00:43:08]:
Just looks weird.

Lisa [00:43:10]:
Yeah. And then it's always poofy.

Samantha [00:43:12]:
Yeah, poofy. Yeah.

Lisa [00:43:13]:
And.

Samantha [00:43:14]:
But people still buy it and people still wear it. Is it the freedom of not having a strap? Like, it's that.

Lisa [00:43:19]:
I don't know. I've never been able to live in that world. Right. I've always had straps. I've never not lived in a strap world. Right.

Samantha [00:43:30]:
This is true. This is very, very true.

Lisa [00:43:32]:
Right. Straps and underwire. Straps and underwire. Straps and underwire.

Samantha [00:43:37]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:43:37]:
Right. Okay. That's. That's the world that I think that.

Samantha [00:43:40]:
The nightmare of women. And, you know, but then people would be like, well, you can get, you know, you can get no underwire bras. And then there's like, Shaper Mint, who's like, you know, got this fancy thing, and you pay, like, a hundred dollars for it. And I'm like, it better be a freaking miracle bra for a hundred dollars.

Lisa [00:43:57]:
Yeah. And then that's my issue, too. Right. Because I don't think that they are miracle bras.

Samantha [00:44:01]:
No, they're not.

Lisa [00:44:02]:
Right. We've all bought an expensive bra, and we've all thought, I can't believe I spent that much money on it. Right. It's like, yeah, going to pass. I'm going to pass elongated. Yeah. Here's something that kind of has been frustrating me, and it just makes me. I don't understand.

Lisa [00:44:14]:
This is an I don't understand, you know, packaged salad. Like the salad kits that come packaged.

Samantha [00:44:21]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:44:21]:
Right. You buy them in your. In your. In your fridge area at the grocery store. Why must they be so hard to unpack and so messy? Right. Do we need to put the croutons and the dressing inside the salad in a bag?

Samantha [00:44:38]:
Well, where do you want it to be?

Lisa [00:44:40]:
How about just like, in a separate little pouch on the outside of the salad? Because when you take it out, all pieces of salad are on your counter and stuck everywhere. That's not cool. It's not cool.

Samantha [00:44:50]:
Well, and then when you think about it, like, let's just think about that. This plastic bag, what's on It.

Lisa [00:44:57]:
And it's inside of your lettuce. It's rubbing on my lettuce for.

Samantha [00:45:01]:
Who touched that? How many people touched it?

Lisa [00:45:03]:
All the people that put it in there. All the people that did it and packaged it. And then it sits in there. It sits in with my lettuce probably for seven to 10 days, because that's the life expectancy. Even though we all know it's really three days. Right. It's really three days because then it tastes bitter, and then it's brown, and.

Samantha [00:45:23]:
Then it's brown, and then it's gross.

Lisa [00:45:24]:
But they've got some good flavors. So the Gibsons. We are. We're on it. There's like a. There's like a. Like a bourbon one. And it tastes so good.

Lisa [00:45:32]:
And there's a dill pickle one. Tastes so good. But it just gets. It's messy. And. And. And then I'm like, why? Why is plastic touching my lettuce? Right. I don't get it.

Samantha [00:45:44]:
You know what, Lisa? Maybe you need to invent something that goes on the outside of those salad.

Lisa [00:45:49]:
Just. Just don't pack it in the bag. Just pack.

Samantha [00:45:52]:
It's never going to be packaged on the outside. That makes no sense.

Lisa [00:45:56]:
Tape it to the outside. There's got to be a way.

Samantha [00:46:01]:
They're never gonna do that.

Lisa [00:46:02]:
No. It's weird. It's making me question my salads.

Samantha [00:46:06]:
Is it making you shake your head a little bit?

Lisa [00:46:08]:
Shaking my head, I guess it is. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. It's not making me want to make my own salad from scratch because I like my food prepared by others.

Samantha [00:46:18]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:46:19]:
Just saying it seems weird and it's messy. Right.

Samantha [00:46:23]:
I agree it's odd. But it's also odd how the plastic bag gets inside that bag.

Lisa [00:46:28]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:46:29]:
How many times has somebody touched it?

Lisa [00:46:30]:
Right. Like my dirty way to wreck salad. Samantha, you may have just wrecked salad. Right.

Samantha [00:46:38]:
I was trying.

Lisa [00:46:39]:
Okay. I gotta talk about this. I gotta get it off my chest. Okay. All right. So Joe Biden. Right. Just found out that he has stage four prostate cancer.

Lisa [00:46:50]:
Right. That's sad. And they say that it's very aggressive and it's already in his bones. Right. So that's sad news for sure.

Samantha [00:46:57]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:58]:
Donald Trump Sr. So let's call him. Also, the president sends out a tweet, and it actually seemed like a fairly normal tweet from a fairly decent human being, oddly enough. I don't know. Obviously didn't come from him. And it was just very nice. Like, you know, like Melania and I, we Were saddened and we feel bad and we hope you make a speedy recovery. Blah, blah, blah.

Lisa [00:47:19]:
That was it. Donald Trump Jr also makes a tweet. And this is what he says. This is the gist of what he says. How did Dr. Jill Biden not know about this? And is it a cover up? Oh, my God. I just about threw my phone, Samantha. Because you know what I thought, is it a cover up and is it a cover up? That's not even the part that got me.

Lisa [00:47:41]:
Dr. Jill Biden, dear Donald Trump Jr. Dr. Jill Biden is a doctor. Education, that fucking medicine. Right. She's school smart, not medicine smart, you idiots.

Samantha [00:47:58]:
Right? Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:48:01]:
How did Dr. Jill Biden not know about this? I don't know. Because she's just a plain, everyday person.

Samantha [00:48:06]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:48:07]:
Who doesn't have. Who doesn't have the medical training to know about prostate cancer, probably.

Samantha [00:48:12]:
Yeah. Obviously he doesn't know what an oncologist does for a living.

Lisa [00:48:16]:
Right. Or that there's different types of doctors.

Samantha [00:48:19]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:48:20]:
Oh, my God. I was.

Samantha [00:48:21]:
You know what?

Lisa [00:48:22]:
Like, you're such a jerk.

Samantha [00:48:24]:
Okay, you know what? I also heard or I saw on social media, apparently Donald Trump was talking to. Again, I don't know who he was talking to. A group of people. And he said in his comments that. That Joe Biden had stage nine.

Lisa [00:48:40]:
Stage nine cancer. Because they graded it a nine. I guess. I guess out of 10, they said nine, which meant that it was really aggressive.

Samantha [00:48:48]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:48:49]:
And then that's what he said. He goes. Yeah, he goes. And he has stage nine cancer. And that's not good. It's my.

Samantha [00:48:54]:
That's not. That's not what they meant, dear.

Lisa [00:48:56]:
It's not what they meant, Don. They meant. But now. Now Donald Trump's also now back to being a jerk, too. Because now he's. He's being. You know, he's probably had it for a long time, and he probably should have told people about it. Guys, can we just.

Lisa [00:49:10]:
Can we just let the man figure out what type of treatment he wants to get? He's now. He's now the ex president. Leave him alone. Right? He's very sick. Just let him be. And he's old. Right.

Samantha [00:49:19]:
And he's old.

Lisa [00:49:20]:
Just let him be. My goodness. Now Donald Trump's going after Kamala. Did you hear about this?

Samantha [00:49:27]:
No.

Lisa [00:49:28]:
Because he thinks that Oprah, Bruce Springsteen, and there was somebody else were paid illegally for their. For their endorsement of her. So he's going after. So he's going after her. Yeah.

Samantha [00:49:44]:
All right.

Lisa [00:49:45]:
You think. Right? Like, you think Oprah's all about the woman trying to do it sneakily. Probably not.

Samantha [00:49:50]:
No.

Lisa [00:49:50]:
Right.

Samantha [00:49:51]:
I don't. I don't think Bruce Springsteen is either.

Lisa [00:49:54]:
I don't think so.

Samantha [00:49:55]:
I don't think. I think, I think Donald heard his comments that he made at a concert around. I think it was the 14th of May. Bruce Springsteen basically said that he was. He didn't have nice words to say. But yeah, it's like maybe it was in retaliation of that.

Lisa [00:50:12]:
Maybe so.

Samantha [00:50:13]:
Because that's usually what happens when he starts flapping his gums. Okay, I just said something mean.

Lisa [00:50:19]:
Dear Donald Trump, like crawl in a hole for sakes. Right. Okay.

Samantha [00:50:25]:
We should just let each other be.

Lisa [00:50:27]:
Right? We're not going to go there. We just. We just barely went there.

Samantha [00:50:31]:
We barely went there.

Lisa [00:50:32]:
We barely went there.

Samantha [00:50:33]:
The man is now dealing with cancer. How about you just leave him alone?

Lisa [00:50:36]:
Well, you just leave him alone. Right. Tough day for Joe Biden. Sunday was. And then he has to come out and tell everybody. And then him and his family have to figure out how they want to proceed. Blah, blah, blah. Totally up to him.

Lisa [00:50:47]:
How he wants to proceed or not proceed or whatever treatment he chooses to do.

Samantha [00:50:51]:
And he's the ex president.

Lisa [00:50:53]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:50:54]:
Don't you worry about him. He's not. Why does it matter important anymore?

Lisa [00:50:56]:
It doesn't matter.

Samantha [00:50:58]:
It doesn't matter.

Lisa [00:50:58]:
Doesn't matter. Right. My goodness. So crazy. So crazy.

Samantha [00:51:05]:
But you know what I need to know? Okay, what I need to know, does everybody have a backup chip or a backup chocolate bar? Like when you're going to go, you're. I'm like, I want all dressed lays all dressed and I can't find it. What's the next chip? Do I get?

Lisa [00:51:21]:
Oh, yeah. You gotta have a backup. Right.

Samantha [00:51:23]:
What's the next chip? Or I go for my eat more chocolate bar and there's not an Eat more. What's my next chocolate bar?

Lisa [00:51:28]:
So what is your next chocolate bar if there's no eat Mar?

Samantha [00:51:30]:
It's a Mars bar.

Lisa [00:51:32]:
Oh, God, that's so sweet.

Samantha [00:51:34]:
I know. That makes no sense in the middle.

Lisa [00:51:37]:
That makes no sense for you.

Samantha [00:51:38]:
Well.

Lisa [00:51:38]:
Oh, or a mint arrow. A wonder bar with the peanut butter.

Samantha [00:51:44]:
No, it's not peanut butter.

Lisa [00:51:45]:
Peanut butter. The log in the middle.

Samantha [00:51:47]:
Yeah, it's a wonder bar. It's also got caramel.

Lisa [00:51:51]:
Interesting. So I don't know. Do I have a go to chocolate bar?

Samantha [00:51:55]:
I feel like you do.

Lisa [00:51:57]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:51:57]:
An O. Henry.

Lisa [00:51:58]:
I love an O. Henry chocolate bar. Right.

Samantha [00:52:01]:
And arrow mint.

Lisa [00:52:03]:
That would be my next choice if there's no Arrow mint, but I would probably just eat almost all the chocolate bars. Except for I would eat. I would eat and eat more. I would not eat the Mars Bar. Remember I had one bite of that one time, I threw it away. I couldn't believe it. It was horrible. I like.

Lisa [00:52:18]:
What's the one with the cookies? But that's the cookie sticks.

Samantha [00:52:23]:
Huh?

Lisa [00:52:23]:
Is that Snickers? No. Yes.

Samantha [00:52:25]:
No.

Lisa [00:52:26]:
Is that the cookies?

Samantha [00:52:27]:
Cookies?

Lisa [00:52:27]:
It's like on a cookie and it's got caramel and chocolate over top of it. It's like two fingers.

Samantha [00:52:34]:
That's the. Isn't that Wonder Bar?

Lisa [00:52:36]:
No, that's not Wonder Bar. Wonder Bar is one.

Samantha [00:52:38]:
No, it's two.

Lisa [00:52:40]:
Wonder Bar's not two. Wonder Bar is not Twix. Twix.

Samantha [00:52:45]:
You're talking about a Twix. Oh my God. All of a sudden my 56 year old braid remembered.

Lisa [00:52:50]:
Right, right. And if it's. If it's chips. If I go in the store to get chips, my go to chip is probably a dill pickle chip.

Samantha [00:52:59]:
Oh, yes.

Lisa [00:53:00]:
However, as I revealed this earlier in the podcast, I'm not that choosy when it comes to chips.

Samantha [00:53:07]:
You're a bit of a.

Lisa [00:53:08]:
When it comes to chips, right? I don't want to eat a lot of chips. That's the difference. Not going to eat a lot of chips. But I like the variety. I like the variety.

Samantha [00:53:16]:
Oh, my God. This is why you have five chip bags in your drawer.

Lisa [00:53:20]:
Is that like a little handful here, little handful there, little handful there, little handful there?

Samantha [00:53:25]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:53:26]:
That makes commitment issues. I have commitment issues. I don't want to commit to a whole bag. Right, well, you.

Samantha [00:53:31]:
And you don't want to commit to eating the whole bag all at once either, so.

Lisa [00:53:34]:
No. That's why when we go to the lake and you're always like, you want to get chips? I'm like, yeah, you can pick them because I'm not going to eat very much of any of them.

Samantha [00:53:40]:
I'm just going to have. You know what? We're not bringing chips.

Lisa [00:53:43]:
Why?

Samantha [00:53:44]:
Because you're never going to eat them.

Lisa [00:53:45]:
I eat some.

Samantha [00:53:46]:
We'll do little bags of chips. We'll get like an assorted pack and then you can go to town.

Lisa [00:53:51]:
Like the Halloween pack or something like that. That would be kind of funny. That would be kind of funny. So you hear some talking about food. There's a guy on Instagram, I just found him. He's from Saskatoon. Here, it's called the sandwich dad.

Samantha [00:54:04]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:54:04]:
Have you seen him?

Samantha [00:54:05]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:54:06]:
He tries all the best sandwiches in the city. Yes, this city is full of great sandwiches. Full of sandwiches, Samantha. There's so many sandwiches out there. And he eats them all.

Samantha [00:54:20]:
And are you gonna.

Lisa [00:54:22]:
No, because I don't care about sandwiches that much. Right. No, but I cared about him. I cared about him.

Samantha [00:54:28]:
You liked how we went about it, did you?

Lisa [00:54:30]:
I liked how he went about it. Like we could be like, let's be like the. Like, let's be the. The pancake girls. And we go and try all the pancakes or the eggs. Benny ladies or something like that. And we go try all the bennies.

Samantha [00:54:43]:
Okay, well, we should do that actually, because there's lots of bennies out there.

Lisa [00:54:46]:
Yeah, but I don't want to try all the different bennies. You know what I feel just keep the original. Benny. We don't need all the varieties of bennies because they're not that good.

Samantha [00:54:54]:
I know, right?

Lisa [00:54:55]:
Just do just like. Let's just master bennies.

Samantha [00:55:00]:
Right now. Out of the places that we go to, what Benny do we like the best?

Lisa [00:55:04]:
It's probably Cora's. Benny.

Samantha [00:55:05]:
Yeah, it's Cora. Yeah.

Lisa [00:55:07]:
And that makes us upset because we don't want Koras to be the best of anything because it's so expensive. So expensive. Right. And it comes with wasteful fruit.

Samantha [00:55:16]:
Yes, wasteful fruit.

Lisa [00:55:18]:
So much wasteful fruit. It's like, could I get extra potatoes instead of the wasteful fruit? No, you have to get the fruit too. It's just going to be wasted, as I'm sure you already know.

Samantha [00:55:29]:
You know what I feel like, because we're edging towards our 60s, we should just start sharing breakfast. Because that's really. Would make the most sense.

Lisa [00:55:38]:
Because when we had our French, we each had the French toast platter. We each ate half.

Samantha [00:55:44]:
Right. And I'm like, oh my God, we could have saved $25.

Lisa [00:55:50]:
Right?

Samantha [00:55:51]:
Either ordering off the seniors menu. Yeah, that would have been helpful.

Lisa [00:55:54]:
Because it's funny because when it comes to food, you really only think it's acceptable to share a dessert. Right? You don't think I'm going to share? You think an appetizer you share and a dessert you share. You don't think the main course is every.

Samantha [00:56:04]:
You're going to look super cheap if you only order one.

Lisa [00:56:08]:
We're gonna get one stack of pancakes, please. Two forks.

Samantha [00:56:13]:
You never finish your pancakes.

Lisa [00:56:15]:
Never.

Samantha [00:56:15]:
You never finish your breakfast fully.

Lisa [00:56:17]:
No.

Samantha [00:56:18]:
If only if I'm like super hungry, do I actually finish my breakfast.

Lisa [00:56:22]:
Because all I really want out of a breakfast now that we're back on breakfast. All that I really want from a breakfast is I just want the taste of breakfast. I just want a few good tastes and then I'm over breakfast and then we're done. Right. I have never felt that way about lunch. I've never found like the perfect lunch.

Samantha [00:56:38]:
No, because you hate a sandwich. You just, even though you're, you love the sandwich guy from Saskatoon, you're like, sandwiches for doing the work. But I'm never going to eat there.

Lisa [00:56:47]:
Right? Right. I think you're awesome. Not buying into it at all. Right. I don't want your soup. I don't want your sandwich. Right. I'm looking for smash burgers.

Lisa [00:56:57]:
That's what I'm looking for is a good smash burger burger.

Samantha [00:56:59]:
I think those live in this city somewhere. Maybe that's what we need to go for. Look.

Lisa [00:57:03]:
Yeah, but then the issue becomes the bun. Right? I don't want a potato bun. I don't even know what a potato bun is.

Samantha [00:57:08]:
Okay, but you're never going to finish the smash burger either.

Lisa [00:57:10]:
Just let me be realistic. They're just skinny.

Samantha [00:57:12]:
But it doesn't matter if they're skinny. They're still going to be big.

Lisa [00:57:15]:
But it's not going to feel big because it's skinny. Right.

Samantha [00:57:18]:
Then don't eat the whole bun.

Lisa [00:57:21]:
No, but I want the bun. I want a good bun.

Samantha [00:57:23]:
Right?

Lisa [00:57:23]:
Oh my God. You know, nothing.

Samantha [00:57:25]:
You cannot argue like this.

Lisa [00:57:27]:
Nothing bothers me more than a shitty ass bun. Oh, and it's on ciabatta and I'm done.

Samantha [00:57:33]:
You, because you hate. You don't want to chew.

Lisa [00:57:35]:
I don't want to chew.

Samantha [00:57:37]:
You don't want to chew.

Lisa [00:57:38]:
I don't want to put the effort into chew.

Samantha [00:57:40]:
No.

Lisa [00:57:41]:
I hate chewing, actually.

Samantha [00:57:42]:
And then you're always a little bit worried about your dentures, right?

Lisa [00:57:45]:
I'm always afraid my teeth are going to get too loose. Right. Goddamn teeth.

Samantha [00:57:51]:
So many worries as we get older.

Lisa [00:57:53]:
Oh my God, totally. Right? That's why when I see ciabatta bun, it just rocks my world. Oh, I'm like, I'm over it, man. So there. Shout out to the sandwich guy.

Samantha [00:58:04]:
Yes. Shout out to that guy. And. But okay, so here we are, not finishing our meals, wasting food, paying a lot of money for it. And then we go to look at clothes and it says one size fits all. And I'm looking at it and I'm like looking at me looking at it, looking at me looking at it. That's not the truth.

Lisa [00:58:25]:
That's not the truth.

Samantha [00:58:26]:
That's not the Truth.

Lisa [00:58:27]:
Right.

Samantha [00:58:28]:
One size does not fit all.

Lisa [00:58:29]:
Right. No, because it could be too big or too small for many. Right.

Samantha [00:58:33]:
There could be so many variations.

Lisa [00:58:35]:
Why do we have one size fits all?

Samantha [00:58:38]:
Why is that a blanket statement? Why does. Is that even allowed to be on garments?

Lisa [00:58:42]:
You know what it's doing? It's just setting you up for failure.

Samantha [00:58:45]:
No, it's just that means that manufacturer was too lazy to make actual sizes.

Lisa [00:58:49]:
Or to pick a size. Pick a size, call it 10. Right. I think one size fits all is around a size 12, and I think that that is too small for many and too big for some.

Samantha [00:59:02]:
Well, unless.

Lisa [00:59:03]:
Right.

Samantha [00:59:03]:
And like, really, what is one size fits all anymore anyways? That's not a hoodie. That's not a T shirt.

Lisa [00:59:09]:
No, but it could be a sweater maybe. Maybe a sweater maybe. I don't know. But you know what? It's things like that. It's like. Because it's subjective. Right. It's like when people say, we're going to walk there, it's not that far.

Lisa [00:59:23]:
How about I decide if it's not that far because you have a different idea of what's not that far than me. Right. Drives me crazy, too, because I might think it is that far. Actually.

Samantha [00:59:36]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:59:37]:
Even though you don't think it is because you walk 5km a day. I walk no kilometers and I think it's far. Right. I tried on your one size fits all, and it's too small. So it did not fit all. It did not fit me.

Samantha [00:59:50]:
It's weird because we're not doing one size fits all for shoes.

Lisa [00:59:54]:
Never ever Would you do shoes? No.

Samantha [00:59:56]:
Right.

Lisa [00:59:57]:
Never Pants.

Samantha [00:59:58]:
Like, there's not one size fits all for pants either.

Lisa [01:00:00]:
There's no size one. No, not for pants, but. So it must be like a sweater.

Samantha [01:00:05]:
No, it's wrong.

Lisa [01:00:06]:
Is it a coat?

Samantha [01:00:08]:
No, because coats could be huge. They could be tiny. They could be middle of the road, like, but.

Lisa [01:00:12]:
But yet it exists. One size fits all.

Samantha [01:00:15]:
It should be. It should not.

Lisa [01:00:16]:
It should not. Right. I think we need to start a movement to get rid of that. Ban one size fits all.

Samantha [01:00:21]:
Who's up with that? Friends of the podcast.

Lisa [01:00:23]:
Yeah, Right. It's a blanket statement. That's.

Samantha [01:00:25]:
Should we sign petition? Let's sign a petition.

Lisa [01:00:27]:
It's a bullshit blanket statement, man. That's what that is, a bullshit blanket statement. Samantha. I'm not going to put up with it at all. I shake my head.

Samantha [01:00:34]:
I know.

Lisa [01:00:34]:
We're just not going to. Right. Interesting. Here's something, too. Right. Because, you know, I'm observational. This way. Why? And it's a pet peeve of mine.

Lisa [01:00:43]:
Why are there so many pillows on beds and couches? Because you take them off to sit. You take them off to go to bed, and you put them on the floor, and then when you get up, you gotta pick them back up and put it back together. Seems like a make work project.

Samantha [01:01:00]:
It is a make work project.

Lisa [01:01:01]:
Why are we doing that? I hate sitting on a couch with a pillow behind my back. Drives me crazy. I put it right on the ground. I don't even care. I don't care whose house I'm in. It goes on the ground because where else are you supposed to put it?

Samantha [01:01:12]:
I don't know. Right on the ground.

Lisa [01:01:14]:
Got all this shit. Even like. Even like our bed has six pillows. Why?

Samantha [01:01:21]:
Huh?

Lisa [01:01:22]:
Yeah. Why three and three? Three and three? I don't know. Just does seems weird.

Samantha [01:01:30]:
Hey, it does seem a little weird.

Lisa [01:01:33]:
Your couch comes with pillows that you never ever use. You sit them on the back of your couch.

Samantha [01:01:38]:
Yeah, because you don't use them.

Lisa [01:01:39]:
We don't use them because they're not comfortable pillows.

Samantha [01:01:42]:
No.

Lisa [01:01:43]:
So why. Why the pillows? Why the pillows? Number one, they're not comfortable. Number two, they're a lot of extra work.

Samantha [01:01:48]:
They're decorative. They make you happy. Do they make your room look pretty?

Lisa [01:01:52]:
They don't make me happy.

Samantha [01:01:54]:
They don't.

Lisa [01:01:56]:
I feel no. I feel no joy or happiness in a decorative pillow.

Samantha [01:01:59]:
I sense that you might be throwing them across the room. Yeah, I'm just like throwing them to the floor.

Lisa [01:02:03]:
Just pitch numb. I don't give a shit. Just a pillow.

Samantha [01:02:06]:
It's just a pillow.

Lisa [01:02:07]:
It's just a pillow. Right?

Samantha [01:02:09]:
Huh? Okay.

Lisa [01:02:10]:
Does a decorative pillow make you happy?

Samantha [01:02:14]:
If it's pretty? Sure I get your joy because it's like, make your bed fluff everything. Put the 5,000 pillows back on that night, take them all off, put them on the floor, get it to your bed, do the same thing in the next. It would get a little.

Lisa [01:02:29]:
It's repetitive and it's funny. Especially like, like, say for you. I. I believe you. Live by yourself. I don't know for sure. Friends of the podcast. She may, she may not.

Lisa [01:02:39]:
I believe you.

Samantha [01:02:41]:
I believe you do. I'm a loner, right?

Lisa [01:02:44]:
So. So if you have all these decorative pillows, think of all the work you're putting in right for you. Unless it really does make you happy.

Samantha [01:02:52]:
Your space should be pretty free. No, I'm gonna fight you on this one. I think your space should be pretty for you. I think that you decorate it because it makes you happy.

Lisa [01:03:02]:
Pillows make you happy. Yeah.

Samantha [01:03:03]:
And decorative things make you happy. And it feels comfy and nice. It's Chachki.

Lisa [01:03:10]:
Chachki. Chachi. Chachi.

Samantha [01:03:12]:
Chachki.

Lisa [01:03:13]:
Chachi.

Samantha [01:03:14]:
Not Chachi. I love Chachi.

Lisa [01:03:17]:
Chachi would make me happy. Used to he old now. He still looks pretty good, though. He's no Ralph Macchio who just seems to not age.

Samantha [01:03:28]:
Yes, I know.

Lisa [01:03:30]:
What about that new Karate Kid movie? I want to go see it.

Samantha [01:03:33]:
Oh, my God. There's a new one.

Lisa [01:03:34]:
Yeah. With Jackie Chan in it.

Samantha [01:03:36]:
Oh.

Lisa [01:03:37]:
And he somehow. He somehow, I think is. Knows or is related to Mr. Miyagi. No. Yes. Yeah.

Samantha [01:03:46]:
You can relive your childhood, Lisa.

Lisa [01:03:48]:
I feel I might want to. Right? And there's a young. A young Asian boy who is. Who's doing karate, and they come and see Daniel San. That's just. That's in the trailer. Looks really good. It looks really good.

Lisa [01:04:01]:
Yeah, I'm watching on Netflix right now. Samantha. I'm watching the Obama or the Osama bin Laden thing. Oh, God, it's so good. I'm in the second one. They just killed them. They just got him. Oh, my God, that's so good.

Lisa [01:04:16]:
So good. Each episode's two hours.

Samantha [01:04:18]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:04:19]:
So it's long, but it's good. It's good, but okay.

Samantha [01:04:21]:
Actually, I watched a really cute film, a Netflix movie over the weekend called Nona's.

Lisa [01:04:28]:
Oh, I saw that. I saw the thing for that.

Samantha [01:04:30]:
Yeah. It's got Vince Vaughn in it. It has Susan Sarandon. It's. It was a really cute, lovely movie. I think it's well worth your hour and 50.

Lisa [01:04:39]:
Never. I saw it. Never even thought to, like, check it out.

Samantha [01:04:42]:
Oh, it was so cute.

Lisa [01:04:44]:
Did you check out the Osama bin Laden.

Samantha [01:04:46]:
No, because that's you.

Lisa [01:04:48]:
Hey. And Nona's is you. Noness is you. Right.

Samantha [01:04:53]:
So you give people who like watching things like the Osama bin Laden stuff and the serial killer and all those other documentaries, and I give people feel like movies to watch.

Lisa [01:05:02]:
Fluff.

Samantha [01:05:03]:
No, it's not fluff.

Lisa [01:05:04]:
Mine's real. Mine's real life. Real life situation.

Samantha [01:05:07]:
I just feel I also need to pedal. Good Karma Hospital. I think people, you need to watch that. And now I'm watching Heart Guy, which is another Australia. I'm like on an Australian series, Kick. It's awesome. I feel like people need.

Lisa [01:05:20]:
It's all on. I even watch baby reindeer because I couldn't understand the English accents. I'm like, I can't do it. I don't know what they're saying.

Samantha [01:05:27]:
No patience.

Lisa [01:05:28]:
No patience. None.

Samantha [01:05:30]:
It's an English accent.

Lisa [01:05:32]:
Yeah, I know, but it seemed like a tough one to figure out.

Samantha [01:05:35]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:05:36]:
Seemed like they were from Liverpool. Like, you know, a harsh accent.

Samantha [01:05:40]:
It's like a subtitles.

Lisa [01:05:41]:
Then it's like, if Adele talks too long, I lose.

Samantha [01:05:46]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:05:47]:
There's an Australian. There's. There's an Australian comedian. Her name is. I don't remember her name. She's. She's on. She's a heavier set lady right now.

Lisa [01:05:53]:
And she's really, really funny. Her accent is so strong. I'm like, oh, I think you're really funny. But I can't do it. I can't understand your joke. Right. I know. I have no patience.

Lisa [01:06:07]:
I got no patience for that stuff.

Samantha [01:06:09]:
No, you don't.

Lisa [01:06:10]:
Sorry. That's how I roll.

Samantha [01:06:13]:
Okay, well, this is how we roll. We roll into our Facebook Sunday. Thanks, guys, for playing along. Would you sit side by side or across from your partner? Well, a lot of you was like, let's sit across.

Lisa [01:06:27]:
But the ones who sit side by side, they had. They had some valid reasons.

Samantha [01:06:31]:
Oh, what were the. Okay, please do tell.

Lisa [01:06:33]:
Okay, so. So one of the reasons was if they're just going out for drinks, they'll sit side by side.

Samantha [01:06:39]:
Yes. Okay.

Lisa [01:06:40]:
And they're like, okay, I get that. If they're with other people side by side.

Samantha [01:06:45]:
Oh, okay, right.

Lisa [01:06:47]:
I get that. So I was. Okay, okay. But for the most part, I think it was across.

Samantha [01:06:52]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:06:52]:
Yeah, right. Because that's how it should be. Yeah, Right.

Samantha [01:06:56]:
Want a canoodle? Canoodle at home.

Lisa [01:06:58]:
Do your canoodling in private. Yeah, right. That's where the canoodling gets done.

Samantha [01:07:03]:
As you pointed out when we were out. You're like, oh, my God, there's people over in the corner. And of course, I turned around and look, and they were staring right at me.

Lisa [01:07:09]:
Right.

Samantha [01:07:10]:
Hi.

Lisa [01:07:10]:
Hi. Just take your canoodling elsewhere, please. Right.

Samantha [01:07:16]:
Stop the canoodling.

Lisa [01:07:18]:
So. Yes. So that was. That was fun. People were answering that. Then we moved into Facebook Tuesday. Right. Yeah.

Lisa [01:07:23]:
We went to salads. Right. All the popular salads. It's. It's never. It's always a bit of a surprise. Right? The people who don't like the Greek salad. Samantha, sometimes it's the olive, sometimes there's.

Lisa [01:07:37]:
It's. It's. It's the dressing. Somebody didn't like cucumbers.

Samantha [01:07:41]:
Yes, somebody did like you.

Lisa [01:07:42]:
Right. The taco salad, always a fair game. Right? You know that baby's getting Booted out, Right?

Samantha [01:07:47]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:07:47]:
Because really, if I'm gonna eat a taco salad, I just want the taco.

Samantha [01:07:50]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:07:51]:
I don't want all the extra chip. The salad part of it. Right?

Samantha [01:07:54]:
Yeah.

Lisa [01:07:54]:
And this is. This one hurts my feeling. And some people were pairing it up with others. Dwayne Wyatt was one of them, calling them right out. I don't remember the first one that he didn't like, but the second was Cobb salad. Oh, and I love Cobb salad.

Samantha [01:08:13]:
Dwayne Wyons, she likes the toppings of the. Of the Cobb salad, not the lettuce.

Lisa [01:08:20]:
I don't want the lettuce. I want the. I want the sliced meat. I want the tomatoes, and I want the. And I want the egg, and you want the egg.

Samantha [01:08:27]:
And then I want the drops, the little bits.

Lisa [01:08:29]:
Yeah, that's what I want. I love a Cobb salad, so. And people not loving the macaroni. Everybody was all over the place with it. And tossed salad is boring, apparently.

Samantha [01:08:41]:
It is boring. It is a little bit boring, but it's not.

Lisa [01:08:44]:
I don't think it's worthy of kicking to the curb.

Samantha [01:08:47]:
Oh, are we sure?

Lisa [01:08:48]:
I'm pretty sure.

Samantha [01:08:50]:
I mean, because honestly, if you're gonna do a tossed salad, by the time you add all the extra accoutrements to it, you gotta have. Right.

Lisa [01:08:58]:
You gotta come. Salad.

Samantha [01:08:59]:
Just a tossed salad.

Lisa [01:09:01]:
Toss becomes cob. That's what it really is. It was a trick question. That was fun.

Samantha [01:09:10]:
Okay, well, thanks, guys, for weighing in, as always, because we're always a little entertained by you. Not gonna lie. But I am gonna share right now, again, as always, as I do every show. Connect with us on our social media, Visit us@ishakemyheadpod.com to sign up for newsletters, Leave us a message, check out our episodes. You can listen to it there, watch the podcast on YouTube and subscribe. We only have 123. It'd be nice to get to, like, 1:30.

Lisa [01:09:38]:
Imagine that.

Samantha [01:09:39]:
Imagine that. Join our Patreon for exclusive content, early access, and behind the scenes footage, all for as little as $2 a month. Visit patreon.com ishakemyhead and if you're looking for I shake my head, swag, head on down to threadless.com and search for us there. We are proud to be part of the Women in Media Network, and we just want to thank John Jimingo for editing our podcast each week. This one is going to be perhaps a little bit easier.

Lisa [01:10:05]:
We have put John Jamingo through the paces the last couple weeks. Eh?

Samantha [01:10:09]:
Oh, we have tested his patience.

Lisa [01:10:10]:
We have tested his patience. We have tested that man's patience.

Samantha [01:10:15]:
Yep, we have it.

Lisa [01:10:16]:
Tested our patience, too.

Samantha [01:10:18]:
Oh, we didn't love it either.

Lisa [01:10:19]:
We didn't love it either. Right?

Samantha [01:10:21]:
We did not love it either.

Lisa [01:10:22]:
We were not excited. Right. It's hard when. When podcasting goes wrong.

Samantha [01:10:28]:
Oh, yes.

Lisa [01:10:28]:
It sucks. And it went wrong. It was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. We think that. I feel that this one seems better.

Samantha [01:10:35]:
It is.

Lisa [01:10:36]:
Right?

Samantha [01:10:37]:
So far.

Lisa [01:10:38]:
So far, so good.

Samantha [01:10:39]:
Fingers crossed.

Lisa [01:10:40]:
I'm just going to give my baseball update.

Samantha [01:10:42]:
Okay? Yes, please do.

Lisa [01:10:44]:
7 and 1 still in first place. Right? I got a. But I got a competitor this week. Right now we're neck and neck and we just started yesterday. He was beating me as of yesterday, but I've gained some ground today. And I feel I'm. I feel I'm making too many changes and it's going to start to haunt me because I'm starting to. I think I'm starting to run out of good players.

Lisa [01:11:06]:
So I gotta. Gotta re. Strategize. Right?

Samantha [01:11:09]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:11:10]:
It's a long season, Samantha. It's 26 games. It's 26 games.

Samantha [01:11:14]:
It'S a hundred and thousand games.

Lisa [01:11:15]:
There is. Right. But it's 26 weeks of games. That's what we play. I think with this, right? The Leafs lost. They. Yes, the Jays are. The Jays might have won tonight, but technically they suck.

Lisa [01:11:28]:
And not even to the point where I'm even gonna get the fake fan involved because she sucks most times, too.

Samantha [01:11:33]:
Yes, I do.

Lisa [01:11:34]:
Right. So I don't need to bring in the double suck. Right. It's not necessary. But yeah, so there's that. There's that. All right, Samantha. Anything else?

Samantha [01:11:43]:
Nope.

Lisa [01:11:44]:
Done. Yeah, done. Like dinner. Friends of the podcast, have a great week. You know what? This is what I'm gonna say. Imagine if everybody who enjoyed our Facebook page went and subscribed to our YouTube.

Samantha [01:11:56]:
Oh, that would be nice.

Lisa [01:11:58]:
We would. That would be so cool.

Samantha [01:12:00]:
Hey, that would be so cool.

Lisa [01:12:01]:
It would be so cool. Give it a thought, guys. Give it a thought. Anyway, Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:12:06]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:12:18]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.