Fiber Fiascos & Sunburned Sass


Is Lisa on a mission to eat healthier or just on a collision course with fiber overload? Do fruits and veggies need warning labels? Did their vacation bring sun, fun and unexpected freckles or just sunscreen regrets and burnt Eggo waffles? Were Lisa's charcuterie skills up to par or is the snack-o- lator the real hero? Should grocery shopping for the lake resemble the bad habits of broke students and does syrup belong in the fridge? Does anyone besides Sam not know you don't stick a fork into a toaster? Do men in flip flops deserve Lisa's disgust at their exposed feet? How many Kleenex can one woman go through in a week and not be considered odd? Are split portions signs of old age or being cheap? Can anyone afford a $10 million purse or should we all just go on a bakery tour? Tune in for the misadventures, the laugh out loud rants and a little friendly shade. Shake your head and join Lisa and Sam in the wonderfully weird saga of everyday life.
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Lisa [00:00:06]:
As usual, I'm just trying to better myself. Trying to eat a bit better. Samantha, I need you to pay attention to me because I need to share this with you. I want to help you, I want to help everybody. As a matter of fact, I'm trying to eat a bit healthier and I'm not quite sure if I'm seeing the results I was hoping for.Samantha [00:00:26]:
What exactly were you expecting?Lisa [00:00:28]:
Well, here, let me tell you. Let me just start with it. Okay, Breaking news. Fruits and veggies, they're not your friend. I love watermelon and I loved steamed carrots. Both of them this week double crossed me. And I'm like, done. I'm done.Lisa [00:00:43]:
Because you know what, I don't think people know this. Did you know that this can happen? Did you know that they can double cross you? I feel like I'm like the messenger.Samantha [00:00:52]:
Okay, okay, you know what I need you to do? I need you to take a breath.Lisa [00:00:56]:
I'm not taking a breath.Samantha [00:00:56]:
I'm a breath.Lisa [00:00:57]:
I'm really mad at fruits and vegetables.Samantha [00:00:59]:
You're very, woohoo.Lisa [00:01:01]:
I'm very upset with fruits and vegetables.Samantha [00:01:02]:
Everything's up here. Everything's up here. Okay, stop, roll it back. What exactly is frustrating you about fruits and vegetables?Lisa [00:01:10]:
What they do to you. You hear all these things. Eat fruits and vegetables. Eat lots of fruit. Eat lots of vegetables. It's good for you, it'll make you healthier. You know what it does, it make you healthier, it makes you emptier. That's what it does.Lisa [00:01:23]:
It makes you emptier because it's fiber. You got me right? Well guess what? Do people know that about fruits and vegetables? Yeah, there's no, no, they don't.Samantha [00:01:35]:
They did.Lisa [00:01:36]:
People would tell you when you're like.Samantha [00:01:37]:
I love watermelon, there'd be people words.Lisa [00:01:40]:
Of advice saying, whoa, wise people jumping in to say, hey, hey, listen to the wise person here. Don't do it, don't do it.Samantha [00:01:48]:
You know, it's amazing that after all of these years you can still say stupid.Lisa [00:01:54]:
Always surprised. This is my life.Samantha [00:01:57]:
I'm always surprised that you're surprised.Lisa [00:02:00]:
Totally.Samantha [00:02:01]:
Because you know what everyone else knows that vegetables and fruit are fibrous and they help you, they move things through your colon. You know, they make, they make you regular. And again, here we are talking about poop. What we do, it's what we do.Lisa [00:02:21]:
But listen, here's the issue. That's not the issue. The issue is, okay, if I went to go drink a bottle of bleach, it's got a label warning. Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. Why don't fruits and vegetables have warning labels? That's telling you bleach.Samantha [00:02:35]:
It's not bleach. That's why it doesn't have a warning.Lisa [00:02:39]:
And it's dangerous.Samantha [00:02:41]:
It's not dangerous. It's direct. The problem with you is that you do not know the. The whole idea of like small amounts.Lisa [00:02:52]:
No.Samantha [00:02:52]:
And I like it.Lisa [00:02:53]:
I jump in, you dive in. Did full board. Ate a whole quarter of a watermelon.Samantha [00:03:00]:
Yes. You're a little crazy. Yeah, you're a little crazy.Lisa [00:03:03]:
And a lot of carrots. Because I love steamed carrots. Okay. And then that's when. Then they double crossed me.Samantha [00:03:09]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:03:10]:
Totally double cross me. I don't need that from my vegetables. You know what? Chips and chocolate bars don't do that. They never hurt. They never hurt my feelings. They never let me down.Samantha [00:03:18]:
Chips and chocolate bars don't do that.Lisa [00:03:20]:
They might add a few pounds, but at least that healthier than how I'm losing the weight. That's all I'm gonna say about this.Samantha [00:03:28]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:03:28]:
I just wanted. I wanted to help you in case you didn't know about this.Samantha [00:03:32]:
Huh? No, I know.Lisa [00:03:34]:
Okay, well, you're welcome. Thanks.Samantha [00:03:37]:
I already knew that.Lisa [00:03:39]:
Well, I've never heard you really talk much about these issues. Always seems that I'm the one who finds them out first. So maybe you could cut a friend some slack and share your wisdom. If that's what you claim to have, Samantha, I think share it.Samantha [00:03:53]:
I don't know how you get to be this old and don't know stuff.Lisa [00:03:57]:
I don't know, but some stuff I don't know, apparently.Samantha [00:04:00]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:04:01]:
I was like, hi, ho, ho, ho. It's off to vegetables we go. Chop, chop, chomp, chop, chop, chomp, chomp, chomp. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Right? Hi.Lisa [00:04:10]:
I don't need that in my life.Samantha [00:04:11]:
Oh, my God, stop.Lisa [00:04:12]:
I don't need that. I don't need. Stop Just saying.Samantha [00:04:16]:
Lisa, we have to stop talking about your poop.Lisa [00:04:18]:
It's apparently you just said it's everybody's poop. Not just my poop. Everybody's poop.Samantha [00:04:24]:
You have to stop talking about it. Okay, we're going to move along now, folks.Lisa [00:04:28]:
Fine. Let's move on.Samantha [00:04:29]:
Guess what? It's welcome to another episode of I Shake my Head with Lisa and Sam.Lisa [00:04:34]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.Samantha [00:04:37]:
You got through the first couple of minutes. God bless you. God Bless you.Lisa [00:04:41]:
Praise be. Praise be.Samantha [00:04:42]:
Praise be. Hello, everyone. We thank you for joining us. And because you're here, you must love us. We hope you do. And we hope you keep listening because we won't always talk about poop. We. We promise.Samantha [00:04:56]:
So.Lisa [00:04:56]:
I didn't know. I didn't know we were about to start talking about poop. I was just sharing you a story about my turned it into poop talk.Samantha [00:05:03]:
No, because you were turning it into poop talk.Lisa [00:05:05]:
I said it goes through you.Samantha [00:05:09]:
Okay, okay. But if you love listening to us, guys, download them, subscribe us, share us with a friend, and leave a review. Because Lisa loves, loves hearing from you guys.Lisa [00:05:19]:
She needs instant gratification, that girl. Totally that girl.Samantha [00:05:24]:
We do also want to remind you, we do have our tickets for our live event in calling One Ontario are live. It's August 16th. Um, we are thrilled to announce that Side Launch Brewery, the Pride of Collingwood, is the official sponsor for the I Shake My Head Live show. That means every ticket comes with complimentary craft drink from one of Ontario's finest breweries. So you can go to ishakemyheadlive.eventbrite.com and grab your tickets.Lisa [00:05:51]:
Okay? Go get your tickets.Samantha [00:05:54]:
Go get your tickets.Lisa [00:05:55]:
All right, so before I get going, I gotta. We gotta. You know what? We haven't. We. We went away, we prepared. We had our episodes neatly tucked in a bank. Yeah, because we don't ever want anybody to not have a week of an episode. We're not those people.Lisa [00:06:09]:
No. We come back to do what we do best and we got issues. We got issues.Samantha [00:06:18]:
What kind of issues do we have, Lisa?Lisa [00:06:20]:
It hasn't been working that well tonight.Samantha [00:06:22]:
No, it hasn't.Lisa [00:06:24]:
Like, did you just mentally forget about that? That's brain fog to a whole new matter, Samantha. Whoa. That's scary.Samantha [00:06:32]:
We have. Good thing we have a second source. So our video may look.Lisa [00:06:38]:
We don't know our video.Samantha [00:06:39]:
Not sure, our video clips might look a little different, but the video will.Lisa [00:06:42]:
Still look fine and the sound will still be good. Hopefully better. We don't know. We don't know. But anyways, I just need to get that off my chest.Samantha [00:06:50]:
I digress.Lisa [00:06:50]:
I needed. Right.Samantha [00:06:52]:
You.Lisa [00:06:52]:
You blocked it out already. Right? You.Samantha [00:06:54]:
That's.Lisa [00:06:55]:
That's the beauty of me and you. Right? You block it. I'm still digesting it. And you've already moved on to the next thing.Samantha [00:07:02]:
I'm moving on. Because we gotta keep going, Lisa.Lisa [00:07:04]:
I know, right? We gotta keep going. Okay, let's. Let's answer the question that Everybody has probably been dying to know, did we survive our trip? Did we find the sun and did we eat? Well, I think those are the pre. Did we get along? Off and on, off and on, off and on.Samantha [00:07:23]:
Right? Yeah.Lisa [00:07:23]:
Often a couple imposed, self imposed timeouts on the way up there. Like 10 minutes. Do not talk to me. Do not talk to me.Samantha [00:07:32]:
Ah, the glorious sound of silence.Lisa [00:07:34]:
And then she would turn up the radio. I'm like, you don't need to be rude. I'm just saying. You don't talk to me. I'm not saying I can't talk. I'm not giving myself a self imposed timeout. I'm giving you a timeout.Samantha [00:07:44]:
And who knew that, that the Melville Co Op liquor store would be the mecca of all liquor stores.Lisa [00:07:51]:
Shout out to Melville Co Op liquor store. Yay. Boo. Melville Sobeys liquor store.Samantha [00:07:57]:
Oh, they had nothing.Lisa [00:07:58]:
They sucked ass.Samantha [00:08:00]:
Yeah, they did.Lisa [00:08:00]:
They were horrible, right? They had nothing. They had nothing. But we went, we found the booze, we found what we liked. We vacationed. We went.Samantha [00:08:10]:
Vacationed. Yes. And we had good weather for. Great weather for almost every day.Lisa [00:08:14]:
Except for every day, except the day that we were coming home, which was fine. We had to come home anyways.Samantha [00:08:18]:
Yeah, it was raining, big deal.Lisa [00:08:19]:
Travel home day. But I got some sun, I got some freckles. I looked when I looked in the mirror this morning because my hair is a little lighter, right? So it looks a little bit redder. You know what, I looked in the mirror and, you know, I thought, hello, howdy doody, how are you doing today? I have howdy doody freckles and howdy doody red hair, Right. No ginger girl ever wants to be freckly. That's what we don't want as a ginger, right?Samantha [00:08:45]:
Totally.Lisa [00:08:45]:
What we don't want as a ginger is to be this freckly. That's not you.Samantha [00:08:48]:
And they, they popped like that. We were assholes on Monday. We did not. Sunscreen.Lisa [00:08:54]:
No. Lotion.Samantha [00:08:55]:
If you're following us on Facebook, you will have seen that we went.Lisa [00:09:00]:
We survived it.Samantha [00:09:01]:
Oops.Lisa [00:09:02]:
Because it didn't seem that hot.Samantha [00:09:04]:
My forehead was so red. Oh my God.Lisa [00:09:08]:
Sam was a little redder than what she ever usually expects because she's very. She's very like liberal and like.Samantha [00:09:14]:
Yes. But I still got a tan.Lisa [00:09:16]:
Hi. Look at my watch, Mark. Look at that. That's why we wear a watch. Fair skinned people. So we can show our friends how much different we are. And probably can see under my glasses.Samantha [00:09:31]:
A little bit too. Probably. And Your. Your neck, depending on how you were laying.Lisa [00:09:37]:
You know, I got some new freckles under my neck.Samantha [00:09:40]:
Oh, that's exciting.Lisa [00:09:41]:
They were brand new. They were brand new, but we loved it. They had a food truck.Samantha [00:09:47]:
Yes, there was a food truck there. And then we thought, why did we bring.Lisa [00:09:52]:
Right. Next year, how about no groceries, no food truck. We'll just bring, like, less just groceries once the HHG comes. Maybe she brings the groceries.Samantha [00:10:03]:
She does. She bought the eggs, Benny.Lisa [00:10:05]:
Oh, guys, this mom of three can make eggs Benny. Like it's nobody's business. That girl can.Samantha [00:10:13]:
She's. She's got a.Lisa [00:10:15]:
Don't give. Don't give her secret. Don't give her secret.Samantha [00:10:17]:
No, no, no, no, no.Lisa [00:10:18]:
Right?Samantha [00:10:18]:
She's got the touch, though.Lisa [00:10:19]:
She's got the touch. Hey, she's got the touch. Doesn't mind making the. Doesn't mind making the eggs. Poached hard for me. No, poached perfect for Sam. Poached hard for me. She don't care.Lisa [00:10:30]:
She just does it because she's somebody's mom. That's the difference.Samantha [00:10:33]:
Well, and then she presented our charcuterie. Like, why?Lisa [00:10:38]:
Why? I also presented a caricature board that was very nice. And it was in the snack later. Right? It had all of our goodies.Samantha [00:10:48]:
I will say this. The best present you ever got was from Nancy with this birthday. She gave you the snack a later. That came in so, so handy.Lisa [00:10:57]:
It's totally a toolbox. It totally fishing toolbox, but it's for food.Samantha [00:11:02]:
It's perfect.Lisa [00:11:03]:
Yeah, it was really good. It was good. It was good. We. We. We got our son on. We enjoyed. Yeah.Lisa [00:11:11]:
Did nothing. We did nothing. We sat. Didn't you.Samantha [00:11:14]:
You kicked one of your favorite desserts to the curb.Lisa [00:11:17]:
It is with. It is with. It is with. Sad sadness. Is with a sad, sad heart. Friends of the podcast that I must reveal that I think I'm not positive. I feel strongly that I might be kicking my beloved for the last 50 years favorite treat, a caramel. To the curb.Samantha [00:11:42]:
Bought a box.Lisa [00:11:43]:
No, it's not good. I bought a box, right? Like I always do. Ate one. Ate one.Samantha [00:11:49]:
All right.Lisa [00:11:49]:
And then brought one for the way home, only because the HHG shoved it in my bag. Because I'm like, no, it's okay. You take them all. And she's like, I don't want these. So. So I took one and you. And I split it and I choked.Samantha [00:12:02]:
It down because it was like.Lisa [00:12:03]:
It was not good. I don't know what's happened in my 56th year. I'm not giving up on me though. Not giving up on me. I'm not giving up on me like that. That's my most favorite, favorite favorite. Like Vachon. Yucky type of cake, right?Samantha [00:12:18]:
This is true.Lisa [00:12:19]:
Like I love a Joe Louis too, but I, but I don't have, I don't have the life experiences with a Joe louie. Picture this 78 year old Lisa with her friend Marnie Petter in the Jug City across the street being bad. Jug City was a convenience store being bad, squishing the Au Carmels. Oh my God, we were horrible kids, right? We were bad kids. We were bad kids. If you come to the live show, you're probably going to hear some stories about things like that.Samantha [00:12:47]:
You will.Lisa [00:12:48]:
But so heavy heart, heavy hearted. I guess I'll know for sure next year. I only eat them once a year, so I guess I'll know.Samantha [00:12:56]:
Yeah. And you know, you know, the sad thing was, or maybe I don't know, maybe, maybe that's just who we are. When we grocery shopped, it's like we were grocery shopping as if we were university kids.Lisa [00:13:10]:
We were grocery shopping like we were two people who didn't have a part time job even. It's like we don't need it.Samantha [00:13:18]:
We bought, we bought Eggos, which by the way, I have, I have grown to love them once again, right?Lisa [00:13:26]:
So that, that's a beautiful sweet treat, right? I like the cinnamon, you like the blueberry.Samantha [00:13:32]:
I prefer the blueberry.Lisa [00:13:34]:
I did not like, I did not like the blueberry.Samantha [00:13:36]:
No, because you like everything. You like everything like a hundred times sweeter than it should.Lisa [00:13:41]:
You know what I don't get? I still don't get why your syrup goes in the fridge. Because here it is, friends. You take, you go to all the trouble to nicely toast the Eggo. It's warm. You put the cold butter on it so it melts. And then what's Sam doing? She's putting the cold ass syrup from the fridge on top of that. You're literally eating a cold waffle. And I'm like, why are we doing this? But I, I didn't squawk enough because I did not win that argument.Lisa [00:14:08]:
Right?Samantha [00:14:09]:
No. I stick everything in the fridge.Lisa [00:14:12]:
The buns went in the fridge. I'm like, guess who's done with the buns now? I don't like cold bread and I did not have one of those buns. Oh no, I had half a bun.Samantha [00:14:19]:
Yes, you did.Lisa [00:14:20]:
Right? I think that was the first day before they hit the fridge.Samantha [00:14:23]:
Yeah. And then you just decided they weren't any good anymore.Lisa [00:14:26]:
Right. Because all the bread, as usual, has to expire two days before we're done. I'm like, I don't.Samantha [00:14:32]:
I think the grocery stores know you're coming and just automatically decide.Lisa [00:14:36]:
I don't know. I don't know. It's like. It's like, so what are we going to do for the next two days after. After the 9th, and we're here till the 11th, what are we going to do? We got no food because we got no buns.Samantha [00:14:45]:
Yeah. And we're like, oh, food truck.Lisa [00:14:48]:
Here's my takeaway. This was my takeaway. Was the price of hamburger patties. Fake hamburger patties. Hamburger patties that are so thin, injected with water, no name brand for $636. Guess who?Samantha [00:15:02]:
What?Lisa [00:15:03]:
Girls don't need hamburgers.Samantha [00:15:04]:
We walked away from that.Lisa [00:15:06]:
We are. There's no. We don't need it. But Sam did master how to barbecue cheap ass steak. Sam was so excited. Look, two steaks for 9.99. I'm like, you know that this is ass meat, right? You know, we're eating. You know, we're eating the cow dance.Samantha [00:15:22]:
Have to buy them.Lisa [00:15:23]:
I feel that you are not quite believing me. And I'm like, I have a searching factor. We need a marinade. We need a marinade. We need a marinade. Right.Samantha [00:15:31]:
God.Lisa [00:15:32]:
Which helped. Yes. Right? It. It did help. I have a drippy nose. Sorry.Samantha [00:15:39]:
Stop sniffling, for Christ's sake.Lisa [00:15:42]:
I think I'm getting a cold. I am getting a come back from the lake cold.Samantha [00:15:48]:
Stop sniffling.Lisa [00:15:49]:
I can't help it. Sorry.Samantha [00:15:51]:
Okay.Lisa [00:15:52]:
You don't know me by now.Samantha [00:15:53]:
This is a great example of Lisa not respecting rules. Because if you had respected the rules of spf, you probably wouldn't be getting sick right now.Lisa [00:16:04]:
No, I respect the rules of SPF. I don't think it needs 60.Samantha [00:16:07]:
You questioned it.Lisa [00:16:09]:
I do. It was questionable. Huh?Samantha [00:16:11]:
It was.Lisa [00:16:12]:
It was questionable. Right. Lathers herself up in 60 and it's.Samantha [00:16:20]:
Still got a tan.Lisa [00:16:21]:
And it's like, did you want to just spend the afternoon inside? Because that's literally what you're doing.Samantha [00:16:25]:
I still got a tan. Look at White.Lisa [00:16:28]:
Look at, look at, look at, look at, look at, look at, look at, look at that. And if you're just listening to the podcast, there's incentive for you to go to the video.Samantha [00:16:39]:
Exactly.Lisa [00:16:40]:
We're showing skin parts.Samantha [00:16:42]:
Yeah. Do you know what the beauty of. Of finding a new place, though, was? Discovering fake bc. That's What? I. That. We. We drove up. We drove down into the valley, the Copel Valley.Samantha [00:16:55]:
And I'm like, this feels like fake PC. Hang on a sec. And then we got. We got to where we're supposed to go and I looked around and I'm like, oh, my God, this is fake bc.Lisa [00:17:05]:
This is awesome. It was really. It was really, really awesome. It was. It was beautiful where we went. And I think we'll probably go again.Samantha [00:17:14]:
I think so. Twin Shores Lodging. Where? Shout out to Twin Shores Lodging. Yeah, shout out to Glenn and Crystal, who are the owners.Lisa [00:17:21]:
Super nice. Super nice.Samantha [00:17:23]:
Lovely, lovely people.Lisa [00:17:24]:
Airbnb. Just don't pick weekend, please.Samantha [00:17:26]:
Please don't pick our weekend. And it's Round Lake, It's Birds Point. It's a village. It's like, just nestled in the Capel Valley.Lisa [00:17:35]:
Did we mention that they have a food truck with delicious French fries and gravy? Yes. So good. So good. Right? It was just a good time.Samantha [00:17:43]:
And they were so helpful. Like, he's the one that told us about the food truck.Lisa [00:17:46]:
Totally. Right, yeah. Remember, we needed a blanket. He got us a blanket.Samantha [00:17:51]:
And they have all the toys. They had kayaks, they had paddle boards.Lisa [00:17:55]:
Perfect.Samantha [00:17:55]:
They were going to let us use a gigantic party floaty thing.Lisa [00:18:00]:
A big floaty thing.Samantha [00:18:02]:
Party island or something, you know? But we wanted to go because Michelle's not really about the water like that.Lisa [00:18:07]:
About the water. Not like that. Not like that, apparently. Anyways, it was a great time.Samantha [00:18:12]:
Yeah, it was fun.Lisa [00:18:13]:
We had a lot of fun. A lot of fun. And I'm glad to say that I'm sun tanned and showing skin again. Anyways, I haven't. I shake my head. I need to get down to it. Dear people, don't at me on this. It's just.Lisa [00:18:29]:
I think it's been bubbling and I think I finally realized. I think I have an issue with it. I shake my head. I don't know if it's with men's feet or if it's men and flip flops, but I have an issue. I don't know what it is. There's something about it that bothers me. Is it their feet? Is it their feet in flip flops? Is it flip flops? I don't know, but it's men. It's men and their feet.Samantha [00:18:54]:
Well, as someone who doesn't walk well in flip flops.Lisa [00:18:57]:
No, that's me. It hurts between my toes. Right? But it's not that. It's because I don't. I don't love men's feet. Okay.Samantha [00:19:08]:
I'm sure they don't usually.Lisa [00:19:11]:
They're hairy.Samantha [00:19:11]:
Yeah.Lisa [00:19:12]:
Like, they're like. They got hair in weird places.Samantha [00:19:15]:
Right.Lisa [00:19:16]:
They're not always, like, looking the best. Right. And you slap them in the flip flop. I don't know. I think. Unless you're gonna go play beach volleyball or let certain type of man in a flip flop. Maybe. But come on, Friends of the podcast.Lisa [00:19:28]:
Is it just me that has an issue with men's feet and flip flops?Samantha [00:19:31]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:19:32]:
Maybe. Sorry.Samantha [00:19:34]:
Maybe I don't.Lisa [00:19:35]:
I don't have.Samantha [00:19:36]:
I don't have a problem. But you don't like feet to begin with. You don't even like your own.Lisa [00:19:42]:
No, I don't. They're just modes of transportation. I don't know why we need to spend so much attention to feet. They're just like wheels on the car. They just get you where you're going.Samantha [00:19:51]:
I know.Lisa [00:19:52]:
That's all. That's all. That's all I'm saying. I'm just shaking my head.Samantha [00:19:55]:
But it's funny that you're using your Kleenex quite a bit because you apparently are getting a cold. My eye shake my head. Has to do with you because I have watched. I have watched you use and abuse Kleenex.Lisa [00:20:11]:
But this isn't new.Samantha [00:20:13]:
No, but you should not use them unsupervised. You leave those things everywhere. It was disgusting. It was. The trailer was just small enough that wherever you went, you could see where I'd been. Kleenex.Lisa [00:20:33]:
I know.Samantha [00:20:33]:
Just throw it in the garbage. I might be using it later.Lisa [00:20:37]:
I have one more good blow out of heads.Samantha [00:20:40]:
Like Kleenex are a one and done as far as I'm concerned.Lisa [00:20:44]:
If your nose only drips once. My nose is always drippy. So I feel it's best to use. Get my money's worth.Samantha [00:20:51]:
And I. And I did see you go through the Kleenex pack you brought with you.Lisa [00:20:55]:
On our grip quickly.Samantha [00:20:57]:
And then started to use what was available to you.Lisa [00:21:00]:
Right. Because after that, I'm going to paper towel. Because my. My nose don't care. My nose don't. My ass cares. My nose don't care.Samantha [00:21:07]:
I just. I'm shaking my head at how you use an abuse Kleenex.Lisa [00:21:11]:
I apologized for myself lots of times about it. I know that it's not good.Samantha [00:21:15]:
I know. And then even outside.Lisa [00:21:17]:
But I still do it.Samantha [00:21:18]:
You still need a Kleenex outside. And then she leaves them everywhere on the ground outside. And I'm like, are you too, Like.Lisa [00:21:26]:
And every time we went in the water. I always had.Samantha [00:21:29]:
I had a little.Lisa [00:21:29]:
I had a little lip thing in my. In my little shorts pocket. And every time we went in the water. Oh, look at. Oh, what's that? Oh, geez. There's my lip thing. Right? Everything. Just be thankful I didn't take Kleenex in there.Samantha [00:21:39]:
Well, and you should be thanking me because I brought my extra flip flops with me because your tender tootsies couldn't handle the rocks.Lisa [00:21:47]:
I'm very sensitive. Very sensitive. Right. I'm. I can't help it. Why, like, don't be like that to me.Samantha [00:21:54]:
And the last two. And the last two days, who went without flip flops to the lake?Lisa [00:21:59]:
You did. Right?Samantha [00:21:59]:
Yeah.Lisa [00:22:00]:
Fred Flintstone. He don't need. He's used to working. He's used to walking on gravel.Samantha [00:22:04]:
Is. My feet got used to it.Lisa [00:22:05]:
Yeah, mine are. I'm never going to put them through that.Samantha [00:22:08]:
Don't you remember when you were a kid and you just ran outside and didn't have shoes on?Lisa [00:22:12]:
Nope. Never. I feel I never ever did that, actually. That's yucky. No.Samantha [00:22:18]:
All right, all right. I don't feel bad. Okay.Lisa [00:22:20]:
I don't feel bad. I think my feet. I think I kept them as clean as I could. Right. Come home at the end of the day with big old dirty feet. Right. Didn't do that. Okay, okay.Samantha [00:22:29]:
All right.Lisa [00:22:30]:
Study show. And you know, it starts to. Study show it must be. It's true. Study show, Samantha. As we age, we start to shower less. Sign me up.Samantha [00:22:45]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:22:46]:
Sign me up.Samantha [00:22:47]:
Don't start stinking.Lisa [00:22:48]:
I'm not going to stink. I think we already learned. I don't sweat. I don't sweat. I don't stink. I don't sweat.Samantha [00:22:55]:
You don't sweat because you don't drink enough water or any liquid really to like, produce sweat.Lisa [00:23:03]:
No.Samantha [00:23:04]:
Which is totally probably why you get heat stroke.Lisa [00:23:07]:
Possibly. Right? Right. Which was also probably why Monday, my first day back at work. Oh, it's dehydrated. I had such a dry mouth. I'm like, oh, this is a horrible day. This is my worst day with my mouth. Right.Lisa [00:23:20]:
You know, like cotton balls in there. And like, telling my boss. Boss. And like, it's because I didn't drink. She's like, you drank no water the whole time you were there? No, no, I said I had one bottle of water that I didn't finish the whole time I was there.Samantha [00:23:34]:
That's like legitimate.Lisa [00:23:36]:
Sam had the other 11.Samantha [00:23:37]:
Oh, my God. I could not get hurt. I think I got you to drink. I forcibly made you drink a half a cup of Gatorade.Lisa [00:23:45]:
Yeah, right. Didn't even like that very much. It's kind of weird. It was kind of weird. So. I don't know. I'm just saying I'm looking forward to my showering less years.Samantha [00:23:52]:
I don't. I don't understand why, though. Like.Lisa [00:23:54]:
And then you just wash your hair.Samantha [00:23:55]:
Do you have a problem with being clean? No, I am clean.Lisa [00:23:58]:
I live clean. I don't get dirty. That's what studies are showing people.Samantha [00:24:03]:
Like on a hot day, you're not going to have a shower.Lisa [00:24:06]:
Well, it depends. If I need to, I will.Samantha [00:24:08]:
Like, your bits and pieces get sticky and sweaty, don't they?Lisa [00:24:11]:
Yeah, I'll take care of that. Isn't that the mom wash that you were all in favor of?Samantha [00:24:14]:
Or the horror bath, as we like to call it?Lisa [00:24:16]:
Hate. I'll do what I need to. I'm not saying me. I'm just saying, study show, study show.Samantha [00:24:23]:
It's quicker to do a bath.Lisa [00:24:27]:
Two weeks ago, three weeks ago, when we talked about this, you were all like, if you only got time to do this, you got to just do that for moms.Samantha [00:24:34]:
Yes. Because I believe that. I believe that for you. You got no excuse. You got. You got no dependence and don't count fake Maggie the cat in there. She just. It's.Lisa [00:24:45]:
She does just. She also just. She also doesn't need to shower often.Samantha [00:24:48]:
No.Lisa [00:24:49]:
Right. She comes very clean. I might just be very clean by nature. Okay. Just saying don't be mad that you're not.Samantha [00:24:56]:
Won't be surprised when we're at the live show and someone asks you if you've taken a shower.Lisa [00:25:00]:
Go ahead. And I'll be like, I won't know. I won't know yet. I can't predict that. I'm going to assume I'm going to show up looking my best. But if I go to bed and I wake up thinking I look pretty darn good, you never know what you're gonna get. All right, you don't know. But I'll tell you what you won't get.Lisa [00:25:17]:
You won't get Stinky Lisa, because she don't stink. She don't stink. We learned that.Samantha [00:25:23]:
But what if you can't smell yourself?Lisa [00:25:26]:
I'm pretty sure. My judgmental friend who calls me on the carpet for every single thing.Samantha [00:25:33]:
You don't wash your hands regularly, so I do, too. No, you dog.Lisa [00:25:38]:
Yes, I do.Samantha [00:25:39]:
Don't make me out. You.Lisa [00:25:41]:
Okay, listen. Once we Got familiar at the cabin. It was fine, Right. We're living in the great outdoor.Samantha [00:25:47]:
And all I thought was, don't touch anything.Lisa [00:25:49]:
Everything. Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch. Right.Samantha [00:25:55]:
You're not. You're not.Lisa [00:25:57]:
I was roughing it.Samantha [00:25:59]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:26:00]:
We weren't right to me. I was. Timmy. I was. You better move along, Samantha.Samantha [00:26:06]:
Oh, my God. Right.Lisa [00:26:10]:
I'm gonna get mad.Samantha [00:26:12]:
Oh, all right. Okay. So we have a problem.Lisa [00:26:16]:
Houston.Samantha [00:26:17]:
We have a problem because apparently it's either because we're cheap or we're old. But we have started to think we need to split.Lisa [00:26:29]:
At the food truck. Right.Samantha [00:26:32]:
And because we ate one burger and one order poutine between the two of us.Lisa [00:26:37]:
Yeah. And we're like, back to the trailer and split it all in half.Samantha [00:26:40]:
Yeah. And we were like, I'm good.Lisa [00:26:42]:
Yeah. Sometimes the food's getting really big. Right.Samantha [00:26:46]:
And we're just getting old. And hopefully we're trying to, like, I don't know, minimize waste, maybe.Lisa [00:26:52]:
I don't. I don't know if it's that, but it's like when we went to the Montanas, right. We have a new thing at the Montanas. Right? So they make a really good spinach and artichoke dip that we quite like.Samantha [00:27:02]:
We do.Lisa [00:27:03]:
We don't need two appetizers because we're not hungry enough for two.Samantha [00:27:07]:
No.Lisa [00:27:07]:
So we have one appetizer. We're not really that hungry enough for two meals, so we order the fajitas, because who can't split fajitas without looking at you like you're weird?Samantha [00:27:17]:
Right.Lisa [00:27:17]:
We'll take. We're going to get the fajitas.Samantha [00:27:20]:
Right?Lisa [00:27:23]:
Right. And then I throw in lots of conversation about, you know, my husband would never do this, because I need them to know that there's a husband. Right. That would not be sharing food with his wife, even though her best friend will.Samantha [00:27:34]:
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We have become. We have become old and old and pathetic. We've all pathetic. Yeah.Lisa [00:27:43]:
Yeah. Yep.Samantha [00:27:44]:
I don't. I don't know how else to explain that.Lisa [00:27:46]:
I don't know. This is something I need people to weigh in on. I have to believe, friends of the podcast, that you're all smarter than this. I have to believe, friends of the podcast, that your parents taught you this. Sesame street might have taught us Romper Room. There's a show somewhere in your early, early years that taught you this. And the rule is, thou shalt not ever, ever, ever think about taking a fork to get said ego out of a plugged in toaster. Why do I know this and you didn't? She goes, eggos are cooked.Lisa [00:28:27]:
Toaster's plugged in. She goes with the. So I live in fear of electricity. She gets a fork, she goes towards the toaster. I lost my. What the are you doing? And I. I couldn't even convince her that if you hit the toaster with that, you're dead. I can't even try to save you.Lisa [00:28:43]:
I wouldn't. I'd be so mad at you for being stupid, I'd probably kick you. I couldn't even kick you because then I would fry. Yeah. I don't know enough about the dangers. I just know you can't. That that hits the toaster, you are dead. I can't believe I only know this rule.Samantha [00:29:01]:
I, I'm. I do know that rule, but I.Lisa [00:29:04]:
Just chose not to use it.Samantha [00:29:05]:
I felt in the moment I was only going to hit the ego.Lisa [00:29:08]:
Yeah, but what if. What if all of a sudden you sneezed? Oh, it's an accident waiting to happen. Samantha. Don't. Don't try and excuse your way around it. There's no excuse. Oh, I pretty much saved her life.Samantha [00:29:23]:
No, you didn't.Lisa [00:29:25]:
Yes, I did. But had you electrocuted yourself, I would have had to watch you just fry. Because I can't get close enough to you. Because then you're going to kill me too. And that would suck. One of us needs to take this story back and tell people. Right?Samantha [00:29:39]:
Might as well be you. Might as well be me.Lisa [00:29:42]:
I already escaped death one time. Right? Just saying. Right. Good God.Samantha [00:29:49]:
All right, Bambi.Lisa [00:29:51]:
Oh, that's not fair. That hurts.Samantha [00:29:55]:
We need to go find Bambi some shoes.Lisa [00:29:57]:
Need some water shoes.Samantha [00:29:59]:
Lisa needs water shoes because she's got delicate. Delicate fight.Lisa [00:30:03]:
Really, really, really tender feet.Samantha [00:30:05]:
And she needed. She. And then what does she bring? What does she bring to the lake? Her very impractical platform slip on sandal things.Lisa [00:30:18]:
My con sandals.Samantha [00:30:19]:
That should not be worn in sand. They're too big because that'll topple Bambi over for sure. So she's wearing my flipflops. My very, very basic touch the ground. Not a lot to them. Flip flops.Lisa [00:30:35]:
Nope.Samantha [00:30:36]:
Nothing to them on the sand and into the water. Because Babby can't handle the rocks in the water either. Can't handle.Lisa [00:30:42]:
There's a few. The beginning of the water. There's a few rocks as you get in. I can't do it.Samantha [00:30:47]:
Water. And apparently water is not her friend either.Lisa [00:30:50]:
Water is my friend. I know how to be in Water. I didn't think. I didn't think you were leading me into water to go into a 20 foot hole as I'm walking behind you.Samantha [00:31:00]:
I did not know there was a hole there and I dropped into it.Lisa [00:31:04]:
And my pool noodle. Picture this, friends. I got my pool noodle around me going in and all of a sudden my one foot takes a step and goes way down deep into a hole. And what happens? I fell and I almost drowned. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I couldn't get. I'm very buoyant.Lisa [00:31:24]:
I couldn't get turned around very easily.Samantha [00:31:26]:
I told this story to my mother and I said yes, at least I thought she was drowning in one foot of water.Lisa [00:31:33]:
No, she's the babies all the time. Happens.Samantha [00:31:37]:
You're not a baby.Lisa [00:31:38]:
I know, but I might have been.Samantha [00:31:40]:
And the pool noodle was keeping you up above water.Lisa [00:31:43]:
The pool noodle was sending me into a panic.Samantha [00:31:46]:
And then, and then, in order to get Bambi standing again, I had to con. I had to convince her she needed to move a little bit further into the water so her legs could come out from underneath her and she would become buoyant.Lisa [00:32:00]:
Wasn't very good. Wasn't very good.Samantha [00:32:03]:
Right, but guess what worked for you?Lisa [00:32:06]:
Moving it and moving into the deeper water. Right, but just so I get my footing. Then I didn't want. Then I didn't want anything to do with it again. No, you made that a bad experience. I never said watch.Samantha [00:32:19]:
Watch for the hole.Lisa [00:32:21]:
I'm trusting you.Samantha [00:32:22]:
The thing is, is that I didn't know it was there. And the fact you keep blaming for something that I did not know that.Lisa [00:32:28]:
Was there, you know, in my life, there always has to be somebody to blame.Samantha [00:32:31]:
It's a little bit annoying.Lisa [00:32:33]:
Sorry.Samantha [00:32:34]:
Blame yourself, Bambi.Lisa [00:32:35]:
I'm not going to blame myself. I can't help. I have really skinny legs and bad balance issues.Samantha [00:32:39]:
Well, and you're about to get the ugliest water shoes known to man. The next.Lisa [00:32:43]:
I'm excited for water shoes. And then I was telling my Gibson about it. Mike Gibson says, oh, I should have told you that you probably need water shoes down south. How do people know this?Samantha [00:32:54]:
But you don't know, right? How do I know?Lisa [00:32:59]:
Yeah, you need water shoes. You need water shoes. It was not my best moment.Samantha [00:33:03]:
And then my dad's like, well, it was made by a glacier. Fair point.Lisa [00:33:07]:
I don't even know what that means. Larry. What's that mean? Didn't feel like it because it was warm. I think your dad's Wrong. Glacier seems cold. No lake seems warm.Samantha [00:33:17]:
The valley was made by a glacier.Lisa [00:33:19]:
Oh, okay. I don't know what that means. When the dinosaurs were there or something.Samantha [00:33:23]:
Oh, my God. Were you in elementary school?Lisa [00:33:26]:
Hi. You know that my timeline with the dinosaurs is all based on the Flintstones, right? I still don't really accept that. It's not true. Because they had Dino and Dino was nice. And he wrote a machine that was a dinosaur. And the saber toothed tiger. Right. There's lots of things.Lisa [00:33:44]:
Okay, sorry, this is. I'm very drippy.Samantha [00:33:47]:
You are very drippy.Lisa [00:33:49]:
Sorry. Okay, this is what I need to know.Samantha [00:33:52]:
Huh?Lisa [00:33:53]:
Do hypochondriacs come in the form of a female? Yes. Do you think they do?Samantha [00:34:00]:
Anyone can be a hypochondriac.Lisa [00:34:01]:
I don't know. I always just kind of hear that it's mostly men, right? It's like. It's like the man cold.Samantha [00:34:08]:
Studies show.Lisa [00:34:09]:
Studies show that the man has a worse cold than the woman. What did I say? Studies show. Remember I said. I said we need to get something printed on a T shirt, New logo from. I shake my head. Breaking news, right? Nobody's tired than a man who's worked. Right? So I don't know if I do think that women are hypochondriacs. I don't know if we have time to be.Lisa [00:34:29]:
Right. Just saying.Samantha [00:34:32]:
Oh, we. We maybe don't have time to be a hypochondriac.Lisa [00:34:35]:
Right? That's all I gotta say about that. I'm not diving into it. That's all I gotta say. It's just a question.Samantha [00:34:39]:
You're making a statement.Lisa [00:34:41]:
Making a statement.Samantha [00:34:42]:
Just saying those who are listening, friends of the podcast.Lisa [00:34:45]:
Right. I'm just saying use it how you will.Samantha [00:34:49]:
Absorb it how you want to.Lisa [00:34:51]:
Right? Take a look around and just see if you know a lot of female hypochondriacs. If you do, let us know because I'm. I'm in search. I'm in search. That's all I'm gonna say.Samantha [00:35:06]:
Dear God.Lisa [00:35:07]:
That's all we're saying about that.Samantha [00:35:09]:
And apparently, Lisa, you don't think I pay attention, which is very rude because you don't always pay attention. I totally do all the time.Lisa [00:35:17]:
You already didn't pay attention to something today. I don't remember what it was, but already you didn't pay attention at the beginning. Oh, that. We are having issues. You didn't pay attention.Samantha [00:35:25]:
I don't even know to move forward.Lisa [00:35:28]:
What is it that I think you don't pay Attention to.Samantha [00:35:30]:
I don't know.Lisa [00:35:31]:
I don't even know anymore either. It's most things I think you don't pay attention. Right. I don't think you pay attention.Samantha [00:35:38]:
Yes, I do. Just because it's not the kind of attention that you want doesn't mean I don't know that it's that I'm not paying attention.Lisa [00:35:45]:
I don't know about that. All I know, this is what I need people to know. Right. If they've listened to us for the last 400 and almost 70 episodes, they know that you and I are very different people.Samantha [00:35:59]:
We're both helpful.Lisa [00:36:00]:
We both, I'd like to say, would do anything for each other.Samantha [00:36:03]:
Yes.Lisa [00:36:05]:
Some of us more in a pinch than others.Samantha [00:36:07]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:36:08]:
But I'm still willing to help out. Right? So we're driving home. Somebody says, I don't know. How did it start? How did it start? Let you do it.Samantha [00:36:21]:
You're gonna look like a. I'm not. Because I'm gonna look like a. I feel confident.Lisa [00:36:27]:
I will not.Samantha [00:36:28]:
You are going to look like a. Nope.Lisa [00:36:30]:
Because then you're not going to tell it. Right.Samantha [00:36:32]:
You made me.Lisa [00:36:33]:
I did not.Samantha [00:36:34]:
Yes, you did. No, I did. I asked you. Friends of the podcast, listen carefully.Lisa [00:36:39]:
Oh, it's not true already.Samantha [00:36:41]:
This is the truth. We're driving, and at first, I didn't need my sunglasses because it was smoky and rainy, Smoking rainy. And then it. The sun started to come out, so we needed. I need my sunglasses. So I pulled them. I got them out of my purse. I'm driving.Samantha [00:36:54]:
I'm not stuck. I'm driving. I got them out of my purse.Lisa [00:36:57]:
No other cars on the road, though.Samantha [00:36:59]:
Just. I go to put them on, I'm like, oh, my God, these are so dirty. Can you clean them for me? And you said, no.Lisa [00:37:05]:
No. Because I said, no. And then I said, with what?Samantha [00:37:09]:
And then I'm like.Lisa [00:37:11]:
Because I had seen mine with my shirt.Samantha [00:37:14]:
And then I said. And that's what I said to her. I said, with your shirt.Lisa [00:37:17]:
I don't like your dirty glasses on my shirt. No.Samantha [00:37:19]:
And then I said to her, how am I going to clean my glasses when I'm driving the car?Lisa [00:37:24]:
Well, you had planned on doing it because you took them out. What would you have done if it was just you in the car? You would have cleaned them with your shirt. You would have. You would have. Problem solved that and figured it out.Samantha [00:37:33]:
Oh, my God. But you were sitting right beside.Lisa [00:37:36]:
And I offered to help. I said, fine. This is what I said. Give Me. Your glasses.Samantha [00:37:42]:
I remembered I had a little cloth in my. In the bag that I keep my glasses in, and I did them myself while driving a car, which is not safe. Which, by the way, worse than me. And a toaster and a fork.Lisa [00:37:56]:
No, it did. Nope, nope, nope.Samantha [00:37:58]:
Yeah, because you created that. You created that situation.Lisa [00:38:02]:
Do we want to talk about driving creations and situations when. When. When one of us isn't cleaning our glasses, we're just focusing on the traffic? No, I don't think you do. I don't think you do.Samantha [00:38:14]:
Shut up.Lisa [00:38:15]:
Friends of the podcast. Message me if you want to know.Samantha [00:38:17]:
Shut up.Lisa [00:38:18]:
I'm just saying I offered to help. I just didn't offer to help in your time frame, and that caused you.Samantha [00:38:23]:
To have grief in your time frame.Lisa [00:38:27]:
I was going to. I said, give me your glasses. I wouldn't have said, give me your glasses. Then I wouldn't have said, give me your glasses.Samantha [00:38:34]:
I'm sorry. I did not hear that.Lisa [00:38:36]:
I said, fine, give me your glasses.Samantha [00:38:38]:
You're like, I'm busy. Like, doing what? Doing what?Lisa [00:38:43]:
Cleaning my glasses.Samantha [00:38:44]:
Huh? Okay.Lisa [00:38:45]:
I wanted to see.Samantha [00:38:46]:
All right. Yeah, for suresies. Hey, you're an. You're a up.Lisa [00:38:51]:
You know who else is an? Donald Trump.Samantha [00:38:55]:
Oh, my God. You know what?Lisa [00:38:59]:
So he wants to revoke Rosie o' Donnell's citizenship.Samantha [00:39:03]:
Yes.Lisa [00:39:04]:
Here's the thing, right? I love Rosie ODonnell. I think she's wonderful. Our friend Jan Arden had her on her podcast last week, and it's a great interview. Friends of the podcast. You know, we don't go around tooting a lot of people's horns. It's a great interview. Rosie's very. Rosie and Jan together.Lisa [00:39:21]:
Awesome interview. Because you learn so much about how much this man picks at Rosie o'. Donnell. He is so horrible to her. And she has feelings. She has feelings.Samantha [00:39:34]:
Of course she does.Lisa [00:39:35]:
Right? And now he wants to revoke her citizenship. She's a. Because she. She's a danger to the American people.Samantha [00:39:41]:
I don't quite know how that is.Lisa [00:39:43]:
Right. And breaking news, all you Trump people. He now says that the whole Epstein file stuff is just. That's just bullshit. That's just bs. It's a bunch of garbage. Let's not pay any attention to it. Yeah, because you're listed in it.Lisa [00:39:58]:
Don't get me started there. I don't know enough. I just watched bits of it.Samantha [00:40:02]:
Yeah, we don't know enough.Lisa [00:40:04]:
I'll come with it next week.Samantha [00:40:06]:
What I will say is that I think him tweeting this out to the world about Rosie o' Donnell and her citizenship is. Is a. A tactic in. To change the direction of our focus totally away from important things. Right, right. That are going on.Lisa [00:40:25]:
Yes.Samantha [00:40:25]:
And now we're all talking about Rosie o', Donnell, which is fine. Perfect. No, it's. It's not. You shouldn't be thinking like that.Lisa [00:40:32]:
Well, no, you shouldn't.Samantha [00:40:33]:
When he tweets out ridiculous stuff. I'm sure it's totally a media tactic to get us away from what we're not supposed to be. Really.Lisa [00:40:40]:
But the best thing that's happening with all this is that all of the media is contacting Rosie. Rosie, come talk with us. Rosie, come talk with us. Rosie. It's Team Rosie all the way. Hey, Rosie's got the support.Samantha [00:40:53]:
But that's not. That's not right, though.Lisa [00:40:55]:
No, no, but Donald Trump's not right.Samantha [00:40:57]:
But they did it. He did it for a reason. It was to. It was. It's smoke and mirrors. It's a smoke mirror.Lisa [00:41:03]:
What do you think he's doing with. With the Epstein files? Same thing. He says it's ridiculous. We don't need to do anything about it because he doesn't want people thinking who. Even. Who. I don't even want to pretend that I know what goes through that crazy brain of his. It's crazy.Lisa [00:41:19]:
Okay, enough about him.Samantha [00:41:21]:
Enough.Lisa [00:41:21]:
Enough about him. Just saying. I love Rosie o'. Donnell.Samantha [00:41:29]:
All right. You feeling good about that now?Lisa [00:41:31]:
I feel really good about it, actually. Took a little stand. Feel good. Feel good.Samantha [00:41:35]:
Okay. I feel good. Okay. New vacation trend bakery tours.Lisa [00:41:44]:
I'm in. Pencil me in. Let's do it. Let's do it. This is how we do it. Let's do it. Right.Samantha [00:41:53]:
Like, we could go to any city in any. In any province and just go there just to tour the bakeries.Lisa [00:42:01]:
Right. I want the top 10 bakeries in. In a. In a 200 kilometer radius. Let's go. Go, go, go, go.Samantha [00:42:08]:
Right, right, right. That'd be awesome.Lisa [00:42:11]:
We haven't done that in our own city yet. We need to do it here.Samantha [00:42:14]:
We should do it here.Lisa [00:42:15]:
Right. Maybe Alex Brown will join us. Maybe they're the streets.Samantha [00:42:19]:
Yeah, that's true. There is a really cool one just outside the city, actually.Lisa [00:42:23]:
Well, yeah. Nobody ever said I didn't like a bakery.Samantha [00:42:27]:
Right, right.Lisa [00:42:28]:
That's for sure.Samantha [00:42:30]:
That's. It's a new trend bakery tours. And I'm like, I'm all for a bakery tour.Lisa [00:42:33]:
I'm all for a bakery tour. Like a. Like a fresh donut or a nice Cookie or something? Oh, sounds so good, right? Sounds delicious. Okay, back to some serious talk here. Study show. It's my new favorite thing. Hey, it does make you sound smart. It does make you sound smart, right? Study show.Lisa [00:42:53]:
Study show that horrible people do the following things.Samantha [00:42:56]:
Oh, God.Lisa [00:42:57]:
See? See if we rank in there. Horrible people. Samantha leave garbage in the movie theater. Sometimes, yeah. Maybe not anymore because we don't go to the movie. No, this is, this is one I'm not too proud of. And you shouldn't be. You need to hang your head in shame too.Lisa [00:43:12]:
Horrible people put grocery items back in the wrong spot.Samantha [00:43:15]:
You do that all the time.Lisa [00:43:16]:
You did it this time.Samantha [00:43:18]:
You made me.Lisa [00:43:19]:
I didn't mean to you.Samantha [00:43:20]:
Yes, you did.Lisa [00:43:22]:
I suggested and you jumped on it like you've been wanting to do it all your life. All right, let's do it. That's what you did. I didn't make you.Samantha [00:43:30]:
It's because I'm with the rebel Lisa. Lisa's like, it just put there. And I'm like, okay, I'm just putting it there.Lisa [00:43:35]:
Do you remember years ago, if anybody.Samantha [00:43:37]:
Would ask me, I'd be like, she made me do it.Lisa [00:43:39]:
I'd be like, I didn't make you do it. I didn't do it. Why wouldn't I just do it if I was gonna do it, right? Remember, like, years ago, we bought $30 worth of sausage? And I'm like, just stash it someplace. And you wouldn't do it.Samantha [00:43:50]:
You've come a long way.Lisa [00:43:51]:
We paid horrible. Okay, Leave the grocery cart anywhere. I don't know. I, I, it has a home. It needs to go back to its home. It does discard lots of cigarette butts. Nope, don't smoke. I feel we're moving back up.Lisa [00:44:06]:
Leave a messy fitting room. No, no. Because we worked in that business. We don't do that.Samantha [00:44:10]:
We don't do that.Lisa [00:44:12]:
And having no shoes on when flying.Samantha [00:44:13]:
Oh, God, that's disgusting.Lisa [00:44:15]:
I feel we are not that horrible. Put your shoes on. Put your shoes on, people. If I ever see bare feet near me on a flight. Oh, don't. I don't even know what I'm gonna do. I don't even know what I would do.Samantha [00:44:26]:
Okay, so we're only sometimes horrible.Lisa [00:44:29]:
Sometimes horrible. Situationally horrible. That's what we are.Samantha [00:44:35]:
We're questionably horrible or questionably horrible.Lisa [00:44:39]:
Out of seven days, maybe three of them were horrible, four were not. Okay, let's do that. And I'm gonna not really say movie theater because I haven't been to A movie in a long time.Samantha [00:44:47]:
That's true.Lisa [00:44:48]:
And you know what Oprah says, right? If you know better, you'll do better.Samantha [00:44:51]:
Right?Lisa [00:44:52]:
And now we know better, so I'm not taking that one.Samantha [00:44:54]:
Okay.Lisa [00:44:55]:
All right. We'll stick with the grocery store, though.Samantha [00:44:57]:
Okay. I got a debate, though. I gotta. I don't know how you're gonna feel about this. Oh. Frosting versus filling.Lisa [00:45:06]:
Frosting.Samantha [00:45:08]:
Why?Lisa [00:45:08]:
Always frosting. Always frosting.Samantha [00:45:11]:
Why?Lisa [00:45:12]:
Because that's the first bite.Samantha [00:45:14]:
That's all that sugar.Lisa [00:45:16]:
Like. Like, it's like. It's like. It's like the. The cake. The birthday cake from the grocery store. I want the corner piece with the rose. The rose.Lisa [00:45:24]:
Frosting. Always you. You are not frosting. You would be filling, right?Samantha [00:45:29]:
I'm totally filling.Lisa [00:45:30]:
I don't want a mouthful of. Ugh.Samantha [00:45:32]:
I want that. I really hate frosting.Lisa [00:45:35]:
No, I really like. See? And I love frosting because I like the taste and I love the instant joy. I don't want to surprise with a mouthful of, like, what the is that in my mouth right now? I don't want that ever. Actually. However. However. In a baked item. I really don't want that.Lisa [00:45:56]:
Oh, my God. Right?Samantha [00:45:58]:
Oh, my God. Okay, so basically, we're the total polar opposite.Lisa [00:46:02]:
Totally. Again, like. Yeah, yeah.Samantha [00:46:04]:
We. I. What do we agree on?Lisa [00:46:06]:
I'm.Samantha [00:46:07]:
I'm really. I'm surprised.Lisa [00:46:08]:
There was something recent. Oh, I was sitting outside in the sun.Samantha [00:46:12]:
Oh, that's right.Lisa [00:46:13]:
We agree on that. We agree on not necessarily all the methods of it, but. But the overall. The overall sport of just sitting.Samantha [00:46:20]:
I do spf. She does not.Lisa [00:46:22]:
I do. I do after. After. But I don't just jump in. I don't ever do a 60. Like, you first.Samantha [00:46:28]:
First you burn.Lisa [00:46:29]:
And I'm not gonna do that. Right. I'm not gonna do that. Hey. Yeah. First you burn, then you learn. I don't learn, but I do burn.Samantha [00:46:36]:
Okay.Lisa [00:46:37]:
Do you remember Chuck E. Cheese?Samantha [00:46:38]:
Yes. I never. I've never been, but apparently there's one in Regina.Lisa [00:46:42]:
There is. So when we. When my parents lived there, we took my sister's kids when they were really young. There. They, like, lock you in. Hey, like, you can't. Like, you don't get to leave till all members of your party are leaving.Samantha [00:46:52]:
Oh.Lisa [00:46:53]:
Like, it was. It was. I don't know if it's like that now. It was very secure, but now they want to do one called Chucky's Arcade, and it's for adults, and it's retro games and food and things like that kind of like our Fuddruckers. I guess. Yeah, but probably better because it would be bigger.Samantha [00:47:07]:
Well, it'd be for adults.Lisa [00:47:09]:
Be for adults, Right? To be like Pac Man.Samantha [00:47:13]:
Oh my God, I hope there's like adult, Adult beverages in that arcade.Lisa [00:47:17]:
Well, there should be, right? Why couldn't there be? God, there should be some. There should be some. Totally. Yeah. I'm like, and I love an arcade. Hey, go to Niagara Falls. Me and my kid sister love the arcade. I don't want to win any of the treats.Lisa [00:47:29]:
I just want to play the games.Samantha [00:47:31]:
Yeah. Because it's fun.Lisa [00:47:32]:
Yeah. It's a good time.Samantha [00:47:34]:
Right?Lisa [00:47:34]:
Right.Samantha [00:47:35]:
Well, maybe we'll get a Chucky's Arcade then.Lisa [00:47:37]:
Who knows? Who knows? We'll see.Samantha [00:47:41]:
Ah, the days.Lisa [00:47:42]:
Right?Samantha [00:47:43]:
Okay, I have some. Really?Lisa [00:47:45]:
I'm.Samantha [00:47:46]:
I get, I get. Okay, first of all, I understand why apparently it costs money. But I shake my head at this because Jane Birkin, the original.Lisa [00:47:59]:
I don't know who that is.Samantha [00:48:01]:
Do you know. You know the Birkin bag, right?Lisa [00:48:02]:
No. No.Samantha [00:48:03]:
Okay, so it's a very expensive bag that you pay.Lisa [00:48:08]:
It's a purse.Samantha [00:48:09]:
It's a purse, but it's a very stylized purse. It's a Birkin.Lisa [00:48:13]:
So it's a fancy purse.Samantha [00:48:14]:
It's a fancy purse. Okay. The original Birkin bag. Sold.Lisa [00:48:18]:
The original fancy purse.Samantha [00:48:19]:
Okay, can you let me finish my statement, please?Lisa [00:48:22]:
I'm trying to understand it.Samantha [00:48:23]:
The original fancy Birkin purse, okay, sold for $10 million at an auction.Lisa [00:48:31]:
Why?Samantha [00:48:33]:
Because it was the original. It's a purse from Jane Birkin.Lisa [00:48:37]:
Why don't you get the one from Jane Buchan? Just like instead of Coach, you can get catch, like get the knockoff.Samantha [00:48:44]:
I, I guess I'm just shaking my head at this. And then I'm just like, is this what rich people do? Like they just go and buy a 10 million dollar original Birkin, like for $10 million? I don't think you're using that purse.Lisa [00:48:56]:
No, but here's the thing. If you're Oprah, you are. If you're Lisa and Sam, you're not. Right? Because we don't have $10 million.Samantha [00:49:04]:
Well, no, but are you going to use a $10 million purse like it costs if I'm a millionaire? Sure. But if you use it, it depreciates. It's like when you roll a car off the lot, it depreciates immediately.Lisa [00:49:18]:
Okay, so let's dumb it down into our snack bracket. If you bought a hundred dollar purse, would you just buy it to sit it on Your counter or would you use it?Samantha [00:49:27]:
I would use it. Right.Lisa [00:49:28]:
Same thing.Samantha [00:49:29]:
It's only. It's a hundred dollar purse.Lisa [00:49:32]:
Seems like a lot for a purse.Samantha [00:49:34]:
But of course you're going to use it. Right.Lisa [00:49:36]:
So if you are a billionaire and you have a 10 million dollar purse, it's a drop in the bucket.Samantha [00:49:40]:
You don't. Is this, is this like good china? It's like. Is this when your parents.Lisa [00:49:44]:
I don't get good china. I don't get good.Samantha [00:49:46]:
Your parents never used the china unless it was like Christmas or something like that.Lisa [00:49:51]:
And it couldn't go in the dishwasher. Had to only be washed. Right? Right. I can't go in the dishwasher with the, with the, with the corral because it's not corral.Samantha [00:50:00]:
It's got gold on it. Right.Lisa [00:50:01]:
It's fancy. Okay.Samantha [00:50:03]:
Okay.Lisa [00:50:04]:
Slow your roll. Slow your roll, Wendy. I got it. I got it. Right. And you had to have the special cutlery that goes with it. Yes. I can't just use.Lisa [00:50:12]:
Can't just use everyday forks and knives. You've got to use the fancy ones today. Because companies here.Samantha [00:50:17]:
Well, I just, I. I'm just the same. Maybe it's just wondering. I don't know. I'm just wondering.Lisa [00:50:23]:
I don't think we're gonna have to worry about that.Samantha [00:50:24]:
I don't think we're gonna have to worry about it either.Lisa [00:50:27]:
I don't think we need to worry about that type of thing. But it's interesting. Hhg knew about it.Samantha [00:50:31]:
Yeah.Lisa [00:50:32]:
Because she's fancy.Samantha [00:50:33]:
Because she's fancy like that.Lisa [00:50:34]:
She's not that fancy. She's not $10 million fancy. Oh, if that girl had $10 million, she'd buy that purse. If she loved that purse, she'd buy that purse.Samantha [00:50:42]:
She would.Lisa [00:50:43]:
She would.Samantha [00:50:44]:
Right.Lisa [00:50:44]:
Because she loves nice things.Samantha [00:50:46]:
She does.Lisa [00:50:47]:
Right. We love nice things, but it's a whole different level of niceness.Samantha [00:50:51]:
True.Lisa [00:50:53]:
Right. Yeah. You know.Samantha [00:50:55]:
All right, so on Sunday we threw out what would be your girl dinner as a question.Lisa [00:51:02]:
Right?Samantha [00:51:03]:
And we got some pretty good qu. We got some pretty good suggestions.Lisa [00:51:07]:
We did.Samantha [00:51:07]:
Kathy said she would do leftovers with little effort. I'm. I'm with you on that one, Kathy.Lisa [00:51:13]:
Yeah.Samantha [00:51:13]:
Stephanie was spaghetti with butter.Lisa [00:51:16]:
And I thought my mom used to do that.Samantha [00:51:18]:
And parmesan cheese. And I'm like, hello.Lisa [00:51:21]:
Yeah.Samantha [00:51:21]:
Yes.Lisa [00:51:22]:
Yeah.Samantha [00:51:23]:
Or Ben and Jerry's frozen sundae.Lisa [00:51:25]:
Okay, Totally two, two different things right there.Samantha [00:51:30]:
Linda said cheese with sandwich and junk food.Lisa [00:51:33]:
Okay.Samantha [00:51:33]:
Haley had three. She had cheese, toast, cheese whiz. On toast and Mac and D. Or.Lisa [00:51:38]:
It'S like Haley predicted this question coming because she. She answered it in a separate spot earlier. And then all of a sudden, boof. Voila. There was the picture. And I think we made Hayley's day because she got to answer it two times.Samantha [00:51:50]:
Yeah. And then my new favorite, she suggested microwave popcorn. And I'm like, ah, popcorn for dinner.Lisa [00:51:56]:
Right.Samantha [00:51:56]:
I just did that the other day. Amy suggested strawberry cheesecake blizzard.Lisa [00:52:03]:
Yes.Samantha [00:52:04]:
Paula had three choices. Grilled cheese with tomato soup and chips. Katie. And top ramen.Lisa [00:52:11]:
What's top ramen? Is that just ramen?Samantha [00:52:13]:
Maybe, Maybe. I'm not sure.Lisa [00:52:15]:
I'll give you the KD for sure.Samantha [00:52:17]:
Nancy was. Nancy had dulce de leche ice cream.Lisa [00:52:22]:
Which. Which Nancy is this Nancy McIntyre. Okay, okay. Because we got a couple. Nancy's in the group, right? Sorry to out your name. She's a cousin.Samantha [00:52:33]:
Yes, I know. Vanda Cheese fondue in the winter. I'm like, oh, fancy, fancy. Linda. Seafood dip and crackers, meats and cheese.Lisa [00:52:42]:
That's my sister. My sister Linda is the original character board girl. For sure. For sure. She is.Samantha [00:52:49]:
Well, she's also suggesting vodka and mixes as well.Lisa [00:52:53]:
Girl, dinner. We are those people, right? I prefer my calories. Liquid form.Samantha [00:52:59]:
Yeah. And then Gypsy Moon was like tacos. Anything Mexican.Lisa [00:53:03]:
Right? And that's a good one too. So that was a lot of fun. Did I have as much fun with Tuesday? One has to go. You know, I got. I don't even know what to say anymore. There's no rhyme or reason to their logic. Right. I take out some, put in some.Lisa [00:53:22]:
Right. I took out coleslaw because we know people don't like coleslaw.Samantha [00:53:26]:
No.Lisa [00:53:26]:
Took out the steak. We know people don't like the steak. I did not think we were going to. Not like barbecued chicken.Samantha [00:53:33]:
No, they didn't.Lisa [00:53:35]:
Or chicken salad. Caesar. Was it chicken Caesar salad? I think chicken breast on salad or something seemed very healthy and very. Something like, I would think that they would all like. There's no rhyme or reason.Samantha [00:53:47]:
But they kick potato salad too.Lisa [00:53:50]:
Yeah, they always kick potato salad, but we gotta leave them a salad. Right? But some didn't like popsicles. Somebody said, oh, if it was a chocolate popsicle, I think that was Joy. And I'm like, oh, yeah, chocolate popsicles were the best.Samantha [00:54:00]:
I forgot about those.Lisa [00:54:02]:
Those were really good back in the day.Samantha [00:54:03]:
Hey.Lisa [00:54:04]:
But yeah, so I don't know. I don't know what barbecued chicken's done to people.Samantha [00:54:08]:
I don't know.Lisa [00:54:09]:
Our Group of people not loving it.Samantha [00:54:12]:
Not loving it, not loving it. But you know, you know what I like is that they told us that they do girl dinners because I think, yeah, we have those people.Lisa [00:54:22]:
Yeah, totally.Samantha [00:54:23]:
On your own.Lisa [00:54:24]:
I would do a girl dinner every single day of my life if I could.Samantha [00:54:26]:
Your girl dinner wouldn't exist. You wouldn't eat.Lisa [00:54:29]:
No. Right? I wouldn't eat. My. The conversation I hate the most every single day is, what do you want for supper? Nothing. I want. And then I'm like, I'll have whatever you want to have. It's fine.Samantha [00:54:40]:
Yeah.Lisa [00:54:40]:
I'm already upset and not happy about it.Samantha [00:54:42]:
Right.Lisa [00:54:43]:
And now my new go to is, could we have it with tater tots? What? Adults need tater tots. So today, today for supper, we had chicken nuggets and tater tots. I said, it's chicken and potatoes. Learn to be okay with it.Samantha [00:55:03]:
You're eating. That's how your wife's eating now.Lisa [00:55:05]:
Totally. Right? And I'm loving it. He's like, you want nugs or strips? I'm like, oh, I want nugs today, please. We're so embarrassing.Samantha [00:55:15]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [00:55:16]:
There's just one of the many things I like to share. Wait. Oh, my goodness. Samantha.Samantha [00:55:23]:
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No, we're at 132.Samantha [00:55:39]:
Oh, we're at 132.Lisa [00:55:41]:
Yeah, we're going to one.Samantha [00:55:42]:
Oh, my God. We're gonna hit it.Lisa [00:55:44]:
140 by Christmas. Come on, you can get there. Guys, we can do this.Samantha [00:55:49]:
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Of new slogan things to put on slogans. No timeline, but new slogans.Samantha [00:56:14]:
Could be fun. Could be fun.Lisa [00:56:16]:
Could be fun.Samantha [00:56:17]:
We're proud to be part of the Women in Media Network and we want to thank John Jamenko for editing our podcast each week.Lisa [00:56:23]:
And this is what people wait around till the very end for. Just like the Toronto Blue Jays, yours truly is still in first place with her. ESPN Baseball. It's hard. I'm probably going to lose this week. So then I'm going to be tied for first because I'm playing the second place guy. I'm 13 and two, he's 12 and three. So I think we're going to be melding together because right now he's.Lisa [00:56:46]:
He's kind of kicking my ass. And we just had the all Star break, right? And I'm like, oh, I just want to start fresh on Friday, but we have to continue.Samantha [00:56:53]:
Okay. So anyway, and I. I would just like to let everyone know that Lisa and I did not win The Saskatchewan Rough Rider 50. 50. That was a huge amount of money.Lisa [00:57:05]:
Sam is so certain we're gonna win the Saskatchewan Rough Rider 50. 50.Samantha [00:57:10]:
I was so disappointed. It did go to a girl this time though. Thank God.Lisa [00:57:14]:
Closer. It's getting closer.Samantha [00:57:16]:
Every 5050 has been won by a guy so far. And I'm like, thank God it's a girl.Lisa [00:57:21]:
Yeah. Let me know when it's the baseball one.Samantha [00:57:23]:
She won a good chunk.Lisa [00:57:25]:
Yeah, for sure. Hey, we're not even that picky anymore. We're not even saying we need 70 million. We're like, we'll take 20, 000 each.Samantha [00:57:31]:
We're good, right?Lisa [00:57:32]:
We're good with that. I'll be happy, whatever.Samantha [00:57:35]:
And. And then unfortunately, our writers did lose to the Calgary Stampeders. Unfortunately.Lisa [00:57:41]:
Yeah.Samantha [00:57:41]:
Our first loss in five.Lisa [00:57:43]:
First loss in. In five games. And yeah, that was kind of tough.Samantha [00:57:49]:
Look at you.Lisa [00:57:49]:
Miss football. Hey, guess what I did when we were on vacation for the first time ever, I think in my life is did we or did we not? Did I dream this or did this really happen? Did we not watch two movies on Netflix back to back in one night?Samantha [00:58:03]:
Right.Lisa [00:58:04]:
And I did it.Samantha [00:58:05]:
You watched a documentary. Only because I knew that that would be at least interesting to you.Lisa [00:58:10]:
Yeah, because. Because here's Sam. Did you want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean? Never. Is that new? It's old and I think it started all the things. No, no, no, no.Samantha [00:58:20]:
That is not what you said. You're like, I don't care. And I'm like, oh.Lisa [00:58:24]:
So I was trying to be nice.Samantha [00:58:25]:
You care. So I found you a documentary and it's actually was interesting.Lisa [00:58:30]:
They all were interesting. There was one about if you had own.Samantha [00:58:34]:
If you ever want to go on.Lisa [00:58:35]:
A cruise, don't watch this one. It's about the poop ship.Samantha [00:58:37]:
Oh, you'll never want to go on a cruise.Lisa [00:58:39]:
You'll Never go on a cruise, but it was kind of interesting. And we watched one about Brett Favre and his downfall. He's a football player in the NFL. And then we watched one about. About a festival. The Fry Festival.Samantha [00:58:52]:
The Fire festival.Lisa [00:58:54]:
Yeah. Interesting. So I watched three. I haven't watched three movies in years. Probably ever in my life.Samantha [00:59:02]:
You only watched it because you. You were learning something.Lisa [00:59:04]:
Just learning something. That's how I roll. Right. I need to learn something out of all this. I don't just want frivolous. Unless it's General Hospital. Don't just want frivolous BS Floating around. Yeah.Lisa [00:59:14]:
All right, Samantha. It's been a. It's been. It's been a process today.Samantha [00:59:21]:
Yep, it has.Lisa [00:59:22]:
Lisa, Friends of the podcast, you haven't bought your tickets. You know, we're not. We're not going to stop harping. We got a great show coming for you.Samantha [00:59:29]:
Woohoo.Lisa [00:59:30]:
Right? And stay tuned, Saskatoon, because in September, we're going to let those tickets go too. Yeah.Samantha [00:59:36]:
And then.Lisa [00:59:36]:
And then we're gonna harp at you. So you're all gonna get harped at.Samantha [00:59:39]:
Yeah, everybody.Lisa [00:59:40]:
And unfortunately, those who aren't in our near vicinity or where we're touring this year, we'll get to you, and then we'll harp at you. That's what we're gonna do. That's the theme. Let us harp at you. All right.Samantha [00:59:51]:
Harping.Lisa [00:59:52]:
$20 buys you a ticket, gets you a free drink, and gets you two hours of us. Oh, God. And that's not a selling feature. Right there. There. Okay. I bet you right now people are like, oh, God, you had me to that.Samantha [01:00:04]:
Oh, my God.Lisa [01:00:05]:
One drink is enough. And. And only one drink with them, you know? But then we'll go out and have drinks after. Let's. Are we going? All right, Samantha, I'm tired. I got to go to bed.Samantha [01:00:16]:
Okay.Lisa [01:00:17]:
All right. I got to go have a shower. Uhhuh. Always a pleasure.Samantha [01:00:23]:
It.Lisa [01:00:34]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.