Dear God, Can't You Text!

Lisa [00:00:06]:
You know, I've been thinking lately, Samantha, I don't think God's very progressive. If he wants to track me down, he should know how to do it. And it certainly shouldn't be through email anymore, should it?

Samantha [00:00:18]:
It's God, Lisa. He can do whatever he wants, but.

Lisa [00:00:20]:
He really can't, right? Because apparently in my spam folder, I have 43 messages from God. So he's trying to get a hold of me, and he's doing it the wrong way because his stuff is all going to spam. Because he's not a. He's not in my address book.

Samantha [00:00:35]:
Lisa, what have you been doing that God has left you 43 emails?

Lisa [00:00:42]:
43.

Samantha [00:00:43]:
Oh, my God. You're pissing off God.

Lisa [00:00:45]:
I'm pissing off God, but I'm not. God has a message for me. What God has told Me in all 43 emails is the same thing. And it's an important message, and I haven't been getting it. The message is today, Lisa, God wants you to know that you cannot let this day pass without telling people. People that you love them. Okay? So for 43 days, I have not been telling the people that I love that I love them. I've been just assuming that they know because that's how I live my life.

Lisa [00:01:09]:
Then God decides he needs to interject and. No, no, no, you need to tell people. But yet God can't be bothered to track me down. I'm kind of mad at God.

Samantha [00:01:20]:
I think that this is a sign that you don't pay attention to your emails and God just wants you to narrow your focus.

Lisa [00:01:27]:
No, God needs. If God wants me to start loving people and letting everybody know who I love, he needs to. He can text me. That's an easy way to get a hold of me. He can go to my Facebook pages. Easy way. He's not very progressive. That's the problem with religion.

Lisa [00:01:44]:
It's not progressive. So God has not adapted. He's not adapting. He's not adaptable.

Samantha [00:01:49]:
So if he snapchatted you or sent you a message on Twitter would be better. Okay, so you need. You need God to catch up with the technology? Is that what you're asking?

Lisa [00:02:00]:
He's inventing the technology. He's giving brilliant people the minds to invent this technology. And yet God's not using it. He's using spam email. Who checks their spam? Nobody. You know why? Because it's junk. But a message from God is not junk. And for 43 days, I'm supposed to be telling people that I love them.

Lisa [00:02:17]:
Which makes me a little bit uncomfortable, too. Right. Because I like a lot of people. And yes, of course I love people, God. But I don't. I don't want to just walk around telling, hey, you and you and you and you and you. I love you. Like, I don't.

Samantha [00:02:33]:
Okay, no offense, but since when have you ever listened to anyone other than yourself and the three voices that talk to you in your head?

Lisa [00:02:41]:
I know.

Samantha [00:02:41]:
So no offense. I don't think you're listening to anybody, let alone if God is sending you a text message, an email, or a Twitter message. You're not. You're being like, thanks for this suggestion. I'm not going to be doing.

Lisa [00:02:54]:
And you. And that's exactly how I feel. Because I feel like. You know what? Dear God, back off. I didn't ask you to jump in and get involved.

Samantha [00:03:01]:
Right.

Lisa [00:03:01]:
So know your role. Mind your business. Right. Mind your business, God. Like, it's different if I'm like, yeah, if. If. If the words out of my mouth are dear God. And they're not.

Lisa [00:03:15]:
Sometimes I'm like, oh, for Christ's sakes. But that's not him. That's a different person. That's his son. Right. I have not been going around calling on God.

Samantha [00:03:24]:
Yeah. But, you know, okay, I hate to bring this up because it's. It's a sore point for you, but you are on his D list.

Lisa [00:03:31]:
I feel I probably just got knocked back down. Maybe had I caught this message on the first day, it might be different, but I didn't. Oh, my God. And. And. And it could go on and on and on. Right. Okay.

Lisa [00:03:45]:
I don't need this type of stress in my life. God's not. No, you're not. God's not supposed to be stressful. He's stressing me out. I got people out there that I love that I'm not loving. Apparently, God feels I'm not loving people. I'm a loving per.

Lisa [00:03:57]:
I'm a loving person who loves people. I just don't go around telling them, oh, my God.

Samantha [00:04:02]:
And she's swirling, folks. She's swirling. She's swirling. She's swirling. I need you to calm down. It is an email sent by a account from a person called God. And that is like, I need you to just bring it down enough.

Lisa [00:04:16]:
I don't need. You know what? You better.

Samantha [00:04:18]:
We're.

Lisa [00:04:18]:
You better just get this podcast started, because I got issues with God. It's not in people.

Samantha [00:04:22]:
Thank goodness. Let's get going, Lisa. Let's get going. All right, guys, you have Just jumped into another episode of I Shake my Head with Lisa and Sam. God forbid.

Lisa [00:04:32]:
Okay. Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:04:36]:
Hello, everybody. Thanks for joining us. Just a quick little thing. If you love what you hear, please download, subscribe, share with a friend and leave a review. Tickets to our live event in Collingwood have gone live. They've gone live and it is August 16th. And if you just go to our Facebook page and follow the link, they're right there. It's eventbrite.

Samantha [00:04:57]:
It's very easy. They're only $20. Starting at 20. And then there's a special one at 30. And I'm not entirely sure what Lisa thinks she's giving you for 30, but.

Lisa [00:05:04]:
You'Re getting something special.

Samantha [00:05:05]:
But she assures me that there are.

Lisa [00:05:08]:
Some special stuff coming.

Samantha [00:05:12]:
So just. And thank you for joining us. And Lisa, what's on your mind?

Lisa [00:05:19]:
Samantha, here's the thing, right? This is what I felt the other night, right? We were out. I hadn't had a bad day, but it was just a day, right? Nothing too crazy. And we got to where we were going to go have our supper. I won't name the name because we don't need to do that. And we got to go where we went. So we went to where we were having supper and we were deciding on what we wanted to have. And the young lady said, you need a few minutes? We said, for sure. Okay.

Lisa [00:05:49]:
The end of the day, it's not our job to know when happy hour is. It's her job to tell us when happy hour is. Right? And she didn't. So we thought we could take time. Then she came back and we went to order and we said, oh, hey, is it still happy hour? And. And we knew it was probably right to the last minute. And the thing is, is that she said no, and that the. That her computer would lock her out of it.

Lisa [00:06:11]:
Right? Friends of the podcast. This is how good of a friend Sam is. Samantha, if I can. If I can just hone in on God, I love you.

Samantha [00:06:22]:
Shut up.

Lisa [00:06:26]:
Do you think that's what God means? Me to tell people? No.

Samantha [00:06:30]:
No. Because, you know.

Lisa [00:06:31]:
No. It's weird, right?

Samantha [00:06:33]:
Yeah. Now you're just making it because that's.

Lisa [00:06:35]:
What happens when you go around telling people that you like a lot, that you love them, when you take it to the next step, it's weird. Okay, so anyways. But anyways, I digress. This is how good of a friend a friend that Samantha is, she saw after the lady said that we weren't going to get the happy hour deal she saw my sadness and she said, I didn't.

Samantha [00:06:54]:
No, no, no. It was not.

Lisa [00:06:56]:
It was sadness.

Samantha [00:06:57]:
It was anger. Anger. And I was like, oh, fuck, I don't need this on a Friday of a very long week.

Lisa [00:07:07]:
It felt like sadness. I felt sad in my heart. Okay. And then anger in my heart and then happy in my heart. Because you said, I can't have this. I can't deal with this today. I'll buy you your happy hour drink.

Samantha [00:07:22]:
I did. Because I was like, I will pay for your $9 drink. God.

Lisa [00:07:28]:
And that's like. That's why I love her. Thanks.

Samantha [00:07:33]:
I buy for. I buy Lisa's expensive alcohol because she's a little cheapskate but likes to drink.

Lisa [00:07:39]:
Okay. Just on Fridays. Just on Fridays.

Samantha [00:07:42]:
Just Fridays. Yeah. And it needs to be a happy hour.

Lisa [00:07:45]:
I prefer if it's a happy hour. Right. Because it's called happy hour. And when places have happy hour and they don't really run past the workday, I don't really understand it.

Samantha [00:07:55]:
No. And it. And it's funny that happy hour, the only good happy hour we've ever come across is actually at the KEG and Hudson because it goes till six.

Lisa [00:08:03]:
And Hudson's has that one night where it's all day. Happy hour. That's a good day.

Samantha [00:08:08]:
So as we plug places that we go to all the time. Hint, hint. People who would love to sponsor us. Anyways, so those are the two places that don't disappoint us on a regular basis. And the other ones, they only go till 5. And I'm like, I don't know about anybody else, but my happy hour, I don't get off until after 4, 4:30. So by the time I'm getting to you and your five year till five happy hour, I'm no longer happy. And I'm now paying full price.

Lisa [00:08:34]:
And that made me not happy during the hour.

Samantha [00:08:37]:
Cut me slack.

Lisa [00:08:38]:
Come on, just bump it up to six. What's the big deal?

Samantha [00:08:40]:
Because the whole idea of being happy is that you're happy because one, you're not at work and you have a.

Lisa [00:08:46]:
Drink in your hand.

Samantha [00:08:47]:
So if you make them even happier by extending your happy hour time just.

Lisa [00:08:52]:
Till six, it's a win win. Really.

Samantha [00:08:55]:
It's really a solid business.

Lisa [00:08:58]:
It's not. Hi. You don't have to go to the school of Harvard to know this. It's just a win win.

Samantha [00:09:02]:
Well, okay. And no offense to the alcohol that is on happy hour, the amount of money, the overhead that you're making on that bottle of wine or box of wine or whatever that is. Whatever it might be. Folks, you can extend our two drinks.

Lisa [00:09:22]:
Our two drinks have just bought it for you. Right? We're good. Guaranteed. We're good, right? Oh my goodness.

Samantha [00:09:31]:
Okay. But speaking of going to Hudson's, we were there last week. We. We went for the last game, the last Oilers game against the. No. Against Dallas.

Lisa [00:09:42]:
Yeah, against Dallas.

Samantha [00:09:44]:
Against Dallas Stars. Oh, my God. I don't.

Lisa [00:09:47]:
Because you're not a real fan.

Samantha [00:09:48]:
Anyway, so we were there and Nancy was there and the HHG was there. And for those people who are maybe potentially new listeners, the HHG is Michelle. She's one of our friends. And the Fancy Nancy is also one of our friends. We just give them nicknames because those are. That's who we are. We give people nicknames.

Lisa [00:10:06]:
But we don't have nicknames. No nicknames here.

Samantha [00:10:09]:
We don't have nicknames for each other though. I mean, other than like a little you're psycho.

Lisa [00:10:14]:
And you know, I mean if you're. If you're bitchy. Right.

Samantha [00:10:18]:
But those are. Those are really nice. Psycho. Bitchy.

Lisa [00:10:22]:
I mean the nickname though, Samantha, is that it has to be. It has to be long lasting. Right? So. So I'm not always psycho. You're not always bitchy. So that's why they don't stick. But the hhg.

Samantha [00:10:34]:
But Fancy Nancy is Fancy Nancy and HHG is hhd. Anyways, we were at Hudson's for the Oilers game. Nancy. Fancy Nancy's huge, huge Oilers fan.

Lisa [00:10:44]:
Huge.

Samantha [00:10:44]:
And so it was going to be a barn burner.

Lisa [00:10:46]:
Samantha, I need to interrupt. We need to. We need to let people know that the decibel of Fancy Nancy's voice, it would blows the roof off of buildings.

Samantha [00:10:57]:
Oh gosh. She was. Everyone across the bar and outside.

Lisa [00:11:02]:
And, and. And even though you warn people of what they're about to have to encounter, it does. You can't do it justice. Right.

Samantha [00:11:09]:
Oh, but it was all in fun. She was very.

Lisa [00:11:11]:
Yes. But all of a sudden she becomes like a baritone man and she gets this big rumbling and up it.

Samantha [00:11:18]:
And this comes from the person who sounds like a 14 year old losing. Just getting his ass off.

Lisa [00:11:25]:
It's weird. That's.

Samantha [00:11:26]:
After a few. Few Hudson wines.

Lisa [00:11:29]:
I don't really find it any place other than at Hudson's.

Samantha [00:11:32]:
Because it's the box, right?

Lisa [00:11:34]:
It's the box. Happy Wine. And all of a sudden my voice becomes that of a. Of a. Of an adolescent young boy.

Samantha [00:11:41]:
Yes, it does. It's very funny. Okay, so. But that's not my story. My story is. Is that Fancy Nancy in her fanciness in a. In. In a conversation.

Samantha [00:11:52]:
I don't even know what we were talking about. I think we're talking about bras for some reason. And she flashed us. She lifted up her shirt and flashed us her sports bra. I'm like, I don't need to see that.

Lisa [00:12:04]:
And I'm like, why is that in public? What?

Samantha [00:12:07]:
I was.

Lisa [00:12:08]:
Why are you wearing that outside of home? Why are you wearing it actually? Fancy Nancy. Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:12:14]:
I was just like, what are you doing?

Lisa [00:12:16]:
Nancy, your shirt back down. It's bad enough when Fancy Nancy has to take her insulin. She lifts it up and jabs too. Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:12:29]:
I'm just like, oh, my God, how many more beers? And all of a sudden, like, more clothing will come.

Lisa [00:12:33]:
So that was so bizarre. My issue wasn't so much that she changed. It was just the fact that I can't believe she wears that.

Samantha [00:12:45]:
I don't know. I was traumatized. I don't need to see anybody's bra. No offense, but I really don't. It's just not my jig. It was, but I mean, it was a fun night, though, because the Oilers won. It was very exciting. It kicked some ass.

Lisa [00:12:57]:
And everybody was. Not everybody, but most of us were home by nine, right? Most of us were home by nine. So that's perfect.

Samantha [00:13:06]:
Yeah, it was delightful.

Lisa [00:13:07]:
That's perfect. As we're aging. Hey, like, just perfect. But. Okay, I gotta shake my head.

Samantha [00:13:15]:
Uh, oh, okay, here we go.

Lisa [00:13:16]:
I have to start off by saying, friends of the podcast, you know that nothing that comes out of my mouth is ever meant to be harmful. It's questionable at best. And sometimes I just. Sometimes I just have to ask because I don't know. Right. I'm not. This is a non judgmental. I shake my head.

Lisa [00:13:33]:
It's a little judging, but not on what you might think it would be judging on. Okay. I shake my heads. I read about this, and then I heard people talking about it. I shake my head at the kids who identify as furries. You know, Furries.

Samantha [00:13:48]:
Yeah, but I thought that was always sort of more of an adult kind of thing. And they wore costumes.

Lisa [00:13:53]:
Still costumes. Usually just a tail when you're a kid. So it's just a tail. And, and, and. But the, the, the. The real, the furry part, whatever. Dress up, wear a tail. I don't care what you do.

Lisa [00:14:06]:
The real part that's making me shake my head is that apparently you. In schools, they're allowed to use A litter box, huh? No, because. Because they, they identify as cats. Yes. Yes. No. Yeah.

Samantha [00:14:29]:
No. Okay, where are the litter. Are the litter box.

Lisa [00:14:33]:
I don't have all. I don't have all the details on that, Samantha.

Samantha [00:14:36]:
Like, what are they doing? Are they, like, undressing and doing business?

Lisa [00:14:40]:
I, I don't know.

Samantha [00:14:41]:
Maybe in a litter box.

Lisa [00:14:43]:
Because they identify as cats and cats use litter boxes. Have we gone too far? I.

Samantha [00:14:51]:
That is really young to start doing something like that again.

Lisa [00:14:56]:
I don't care.

Samantha [00:14:58]:
How is that a weird trend that kids are doing?

Lisa [00:15:00]:
Because maybe, like, I don't care how you identify. Identify how you want. Right? Go for it. But the litter box just seems like. It seems unhygienic.

Samantha [00:15:13]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:15:13]:
And I do believe that humans are, Are, Are meant to use the toilet that flushes.

Samantha [00:15:19]:
You can train a cat to go.

Lisa [00:15:20]:
Into your toilet, but we deal with the. We let cats poop in a litter box. But we. Ideally, I do. I do have to say that as, as, as open as we want to be with everything. I'm going to frown on that. I'm gonna frown on the litter box.

Samantha [00:15:35]:
I'm. I'm gonna go. I don't understand.

Lisa [00:15:38]:
Yeah, I guess I'd have.

Samantha [00:15:39]:
I don't understand how schools would actually.

Lisa [00:15:42]:
Apparently they do, apparently do that because they identify.

Samantha [00:15:46]:
I guess it's accommodating the child. But that seems.

Lisa [00:15:49]:
Do we get. You know what, here's the thing. When I was in school, nobody accommodated me. I was outspoken and talkative and I got shunned and shamed and, and sit at the front of the class and, and, and, and, right. And here's your detention and you don't get recess and all of these things. Nobody accommodated my free spirit in school. Right.

Samantha [00:16:09]:
And look how you turn the Chatty Cathy that you are.

Lisa [00:16:14]:
And some people don't.

Samantha [00:16:16]:
And some people just go, oh, my.

Lisa [00:16:18]:
God, will she be quiet? She won't be.

Samantha [00:16:20]:
No.

Lisa [00:16:21]:
But guess what? She will not use a litter box. She'll. She'll. She'll do her business in the bathroom.

Samantha [00:16:27]:
Oh, I think that might be a little. It. I'm not a parent again, I don't know. But I just feel like this is really weird.

Lisa [00:16:34]:
Checked. I didn't really look into it. I just saw it and I heard a bit of conversation around it.

Samantha [00:16:39]:
Yeah, I, I saw something that there was, there was. They were at a. They were presenting in front of, like, the Senate or. I don't know. It was in Texas maybe, and it was somebody from the school who said, yes, we have litter boxes. And I'm like, I'm sorry, furries and litter box. And then I was like, this is. This is a spoof.

Samantha [00:17:00]:
This is not true.

Lisa [00:17:01]:
But apparently. Apparently it's true. And I don't know, like, I understand not identifying with. With. With yourself. Right? And. And the body that you have and all of that. I get that.

Lisa [00:17:14]:
I get that. We've. We. We understand it, we move past it, and we accept it. I don't know if I understand how we identify with a cat. Like, I love a cat, but there's a lot of lines that I draw. Right.

Samantha [00:17:30]:
I don't think I want to go into a light. Like.

Lisa [00:17:33]:
Like, are we just. Are we taking things too far? Maybe. Maybe it feels.

Samantha [00:17:40]:
But forays have been around for a long time. I've just never associated them with children in a high. In a school going into a catch on.

Lisa [00:17:47]:
Right. All right. My head at the furry. Or maybe a little. I'm gonna shake my head along the litter box.

Samantha [00:17:57]:
Yeah, that seems odd. And I don't know, folks of friends of the podcast, if you're a furry.

Lisa [00:18:00]:
Or you have a friend that's a furry and they're practicing this, drop us a line. I just want to know a little more about. Might be very explanatory. Like, it may be. There might be a real logic reason and be like, oh, makes perfect sense why I'm squatting and in stones. I don't know.

Samantha [00:18:16]:
Right. Stop it. Oh, my God. Okay. All right, we're gonna move along now, folks, because Lisa's gonna get us into trouble, and I am not answering that email or whichever.

Lisa [00:18:30]:
Totally. That's where we're headed if we don't stop whatever form. Yes.

Samantha [00:18:33]:
Okay, so I have it. I shake my head too.

Lisa [00:18:35]:
Oh, go figure.

Samantha [00:18:36]:
Go figure. Okay. I was watching Gate the other day. There was, like, some old stuff and some stuff I've never seen before, because I was just. All of a sudden, I'm like, this is a gayer. Is a game show channel. And I'm like, okay, this is weird. And then I was like, is anything really new about game shows? And I was, like, shaking my head, and I'm like, I don't think there's anything new.

Samantha [00:18:58]:
Because really, the whole point of a game show is you do something stupid to make or, you know, Or.

Lisa [00:19:03]:
Or. Or you. Well, or. Or you have a skill. Or you. You really are smart. Like, you know certain things. Right?

Samantha [00:19:10]:
Like Jeopardy.

Lisa [00:19:11]:
Jeopardy.

Samantha [00:19:12]:
Right. Yes. Okay, so. But that's not the game shows that I enjoy.

Lisa [00:19:16]:
I know that.

Samantha [00:19:17]:
So I do enjoy. Good Jeopardy. And occasionally I get a question, and I feel.

Lisa [00:19:21]:
But do you really get that question right?

Samantha [00:19:23]:
Shut up.

Lisa [00:19:23]:
After I've answered it, probably.

Samantha [00:19:25]:
Lisa. No, probably not. You remember when I. Smartest person that you know.

Lisa [00:19:30]:
I did. I did. I did.

Samantha [00:19:32]:
No, you didn't.

Lisa [00:19:33]:
I did.

Samantha [00:19:33]:
No, you didn't. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Nope. Shut up. Shut up. Okay, but the whole point of my. I shake my head is that I think that it is not the actual, like, oh, you got to do this to get this.

Samantha [00:19:49]:
I like to see people in game shows that get hit, thrown into water, bumped into water. I like people in peril. I. Those are the game shows that. I mean, don't get me wrong.

Lisa [00:20:02]:
I love a good holiday like American Ninja.

Samantha [00:20:06]:
That's not a game show. That's not a game show.

Lisa [00:20:09]:
How is it not a game show?

Samantha [00:20:10]:
How do you. How is American Ninja a game show? Is it not.

Lisa [00:20:15]:
How is it not a game show?

Samantha [00:20:17]:
It's not. It's like. It's like an athletic show. It's where you show your. Oh, I can swing like Tarzan and jump over water, and then you win.

Lisa [00:20:25]:
A Congratulations and you win a prize. Game show.

Samantha [00:20:28]:
No, you don't. Nope. Shush. Anyways, so I shake my head because what I enjoy about a game show is there's this one with. It's like they have to answer questions, and they stand. They. They get people to stand on. There's a person in every row, and then this big ball rolls down, and whoever got it wrong gets booted into the water.

Samantha [00:20:49]:
I'll watch that 110 times because I like to see the people go to the water. It's like some weird game show that only pops.

Lisa [00:20:58]:
Is that one. Is it called Big Balls? I saw an ad for it, and I'm like, why did they all get hit with the ball?

Samantha [00:21:05]:
It's hilarious. And I'm like, those. And then the one with Rob Low. I like when they were spinning in the chair. I like people when they're doing something physical together.

Lisa [00:21:16]:
That was a hard one, right? They were in the crazy chair, and they had to answer all these questions and stop.

Samantha [00:21:19]:
And they were sitting around.

Lisa [00:21:21]:
I like. I like Beach Shazam. Me and Mike, we've been recording Beach Shazam On Saturday nights. We do Beach Shazam. Right? Because I love him.

Samantha [00:21:34]:
Anyways, that's my shaker man. Because I don't. I don't think they're new game shows. I think they're just new ways to make people do stupid things.

Lisa [00:21:42]:
Totally. I heard. Although I Did hear this. I did. I heard this on the news the other day. That. That they're going to do a Canadian version of the Price is Right. Why? Why? Why do we need to.

Lisa [00:21:53]:
Why would you do that? Right?

Samantha [00:21:54]:
No, don't.

Lisa [00:21:55]:
Why do we need that?

Samantha [00:21:57]:
No, because we do a Canadian Family Feud, and it's not so stupid, right?

Lisa [00:22:02]:
Like, no, it's not Guest. The host isn't good.

Samantha [00:22:04]:
And you know what, people? Oh, Jerry D. Is horrible in everything that he does.

Lisa [00:22:09]:
You heard it here, Jerry D. And.

Samantha [00:22:12]:
And as Canadians. Like, that hurts my heart. But he's not that great.

Lisa [00:22:17]:
He's not the guy.

Samantha [00:22:18]:
I would have been.

Lisa [00:22:18]:
Totally not the guy. Right?

Samantha [00:22:20]:
No. It's like when we do Canadian Big Brother, it's not good either.

Lisa [00:22:24]:
Canada, we're great, but we don't need to jump on the bandwagon and try and do we? No, we just don't need it, right? We don't need it, right? No, don't need to. And. And the cost of cheese curds, that would go on poutine. $25, right? I would. I would pay two toonies for that. Like, I don't. Right. And here's the other thing.

Lisa [00:22:46]:
You couldn't.

Samantha [00:22:46]:
Because who's gonna host.

Lisa [00:22:47]:
Who's gonna host that? And here's the other thing. You could never, ever bet. Like, oh, I'm gonna bet one penny. Because we don't have a penny. We don't lose their penny, too. I know Kelly and Mark are happy about it. They're not Mark.

Samantha [00:23:03]:
Why? It's a penny. It costs more to make the penny than the penny.

Lisa [00:23:06]:
She wants the toonie. She wants a Kelly. Kelly Ripa. She wants a version of the toonie. They love the Tunis. Awesome, right?

Samantha [00:23:17]:
And a loony, because, you know, we're Canadians and we name our coins. Got a problem? Come up to Canada.

Lisa [00:23:24]:
Here's the best thing, friends, all you people who aren't Canadian. Is that the toonie and the loony? So it's a $2. It's $2, and it's a $1. We don't even count it as change goes in your wallet. And one day you have $45 you didn't even know you had.

Samantha [00:23:40]:
And you're. You wonder why your wallet's heavy or your purse is heavy and you take it all.

Lisa [00:23:44]:
Your phone. You're like, I have $45. I didn't even know. That's the beauty. It's free money. It's totally free money. Right? So I was watching baseball, as I do. Right? My Jays are on A little bit of a comeback.

Lisa [00:23:57]:
But I was wondering as I'm watching, what's with grown men and why do they have to slap each other on the ass after a home run? Like, women would never do that. We would never, ever slap our fellow women on the butt. And it's not just a tap. It's a slap.

Samantha [00:24:16]:
I'd give that.

Lisa [00:24:17]:
I'd give a hearty high five. Some hearty high fives. So I wonder, how did that ever become like. Like, who was the first man that's like, I'm just gonna slap that ass. Right, Right.

Samantha [00:24:29]:
Slap that ass. Maybe think of a song.

Lisa [00:24:32]:
Death Identity. Exactly. Right.

Samantha [00:24:36]:
Sorry. I don't know. Like that. Very. That's very.

Lisa [00:24:41]:
Men are so masculine, but very touchy.

Samantha [00:24:45]:
Guys. Here, let me slap that big juicy butt.

Lisa [00:24:48]:
Big but good home run slap. Right? Like. Like, if I hit a home run and somebody slapped my ass, I'd probably slap him.

Samantha [00:24:58]:
Oh, my God. I'd be like, why are you. My ass. I. Give me a high five. Can we high five?

Lisa [00:25:03]:
All the men. All seem just fine with it. And every man. It's not just one man. The whole team. Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. I'm like, there's something weird to this.

Samantha [00:25:12]:
You know what I'd be. I'd be like, let's do it. Let's do a chest bump.

Lisa [00:25:16]:
But not for women.

Samantha [00:25:19]:
No.

Lisa [00:25:20]:
Because that's weird.

Samantha [00:25:21]:
I mean, guys doing.

Lisa [00:25:22]:
Yeah. Because there's. It's nothing to Nothing.

Samantha [00:25:24]:
Yeah. Women doing that would be women as well.

Lisa [00:25:26]:
Boob too much women. There's really nothing that we need to do other than a high five. Right. Yeah. I just thought it was. I thought. I guess maybe it's almost like an honorary. I shake my head kind of.

Samantha [00:25:42]:
If anybody can explain why men in baseball. Or hit each. Yeah. In their little tidy tighty pants, hit each other's butts after they've done something wonderful like, I don't know, get a base. Get a home run. I don't know. Do they hit butts in. Do they hit butts in football? I think they hit butts in football too.

Samantha [00:26:05]:
No, I think they do, but they kind of do.

Lisa [00:26:07]:
They just jump up.

Samantha [00:26:09]:
They do more that. And then they do a really fun, like, dance in the.

Lisa [00:26:12]:
Or something. They do that. Do that. Baseball's the bum. The. The slapping. Yeah. Weird.

Lisa [00:26:19]:
Hey. Huh?

Samantha [00:26:21]:
Interesting.

Lisa [00:26:22]:
And they're tight pants, Right? And they're.

Samantha [00:26:25]:
And they're tight. I'm not. I'm not. It's. It's a ritual, apparently. If anyone could explain this Ritual to Lisa and I, please. We have a voicemail on our ishakemyheadpod.com page. Or you could just send us an email and let us know why men hiss their butts.

Lisa [00:26:44]:
You know, this is a question for Luke. I don't know.

Samantha [00:26:49]:
It is a question for Luke. I think he might have a lovely I don't know, commentary around.

Lisa [00:26:53]:
But Luke is all knowing, right? He's got, he's got, he's got sassy answers for everything. He can tell you why the grilled cheese is a bad sandwich and don't ever dip it in soup. He can. Although he can tell you anything. Dear Luke, tell us why men slap each other on the ass. That's what we're curious about today. We're going crazy, right? We're talking about the furries in the cat box and now we're talking about men spanking, right?

Samantha [00:27:19]:
It's, you know, it's a no holds bar. Let's go.

Lisa [00:27:23]:
Imagine this. Live.

Samantha [00:27:27]:
Hard. Yeah. Hard hitting topics, like, right. You hit your ass, Sam.

Lisa [00:27:32]:
Solving the world's problems. World's deepest questions. We got you. That's so funny.

Samantha [00:27:38]:
Yeah, that's us, right? That's us. You know what I want to do, though? I want to find a way to say the word salty. I want to bring it into my conversations. I want to be like, oh, you're salty. Ooh, look at you. Salty. That would be so awkward.

Lisa [00:27:58]:
How do you like when you like. I, I don't even know where to go with that. Like, where do you go with that?

Samantha [00:28:05]:
I don't know because I'm like, I'm gonna, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna try and do that. I'm gonna bring salty.

Lisa [00:28:10]:
So I think a few years back, salty was like, like, like the new word in the dictionary because it was like all popular. So you're just trying to retrend it. Salty. Like, that's so salty salts. I don't know. You're gonna try it, like, just like.

Samantha [00:28:28]:
Yeah, you know what? Sometimes you just get bored talking the regular talk and you're just trying to be all like, oh, I have proper English and I talk like this. And it's like, sometimes you just gotta be like, yo, you salty.

Lisa [00:28:42]:
Salty girl, you salty.

Samantha [00:28:45]:
And like you can use like, it could be a good connotation, a bad connotation. It could be sassy. Like there's a lot of different ways that you could work.

Lisa [00:28:53]:
I think, I think I feel that if salty comes out of my mouth, it makes no sense. Like hey, you're salty.

Samantha [00:29:00]:
No, because you're. You're so like, button down, oxford shoe.

Lisa [00:29:04]:
Yeah, girl.

Samantha [00:29:06]:
Like, please. Michelle, however, probably know if she could.

Lisa [00:29:10]:
Get away with salty. No, I think if Nancy said salty, you'd be scared, right? I think you'd be.

Samantha [00:29:18]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:29:21]:
I would say that to her.

Samantha [00:29:26]:
But I'm gonna start. I'm gonna throw. Because, you know, sometimes, every once in a while, I repurpose words and people just look at me like I'm weird. I'm like, what was. I want to use it differently. I get that there's a definition to this word, but she. Sometimes you. It's the younger generation.

Samantha [00:29:40]:
They use words all the time.

Lisa [00:29:42]:
I don't think you'll do it. Because you know what this reminds me of? When you were going to learn all the words to shoop. Shoopidoop Shoop it. And you didn't. Right? So you're kind of a quitter too, right? Right.

Samantha [00:29:53]:
Because I am a bit of a quitter. Yeah.

Lisa [00:29:54]:
If I get bored, I. And you declared it on a podcast that you wanted to learn all the words to shoop, right? That's all you know. You know what? Everybody else knows, but okay, I know. All right, Salty away.

Samantha [00:30:11]:
I'm. You know what, Lisa? There's no need to be salty.

Lisa [00:30:13]:
I'm not being salty. Listen, I'm going to use. Salt it up. I'm going to salt it up.

Samantha [00:30:27]:
I'm gonna salt up this conversation.

Lisa [00:30:32]:
Right? I'm gonna salt it up. You can be salty, but I'm gonna salt it up.

Samantha [00:30:36]:
Oh, my God. You know what? Friends of the podcast is what we're here for. We're here to teach you how to use everyday words in a really hard way and bizarre way. And people will start looking at you and think, yep, you've lost your mind.

Lisa [00:30:49]:
Right?

Samantha [00:30:49]:
You can always thank us for that.

Lisa [00:30:51]:
We're giving you the. Go ahead. Go ahead and salt it up. Friends of the podcast, and we say.

Samantha [00:30:56]:
We never teach people anything. But it's.

Lisa [00:30:57]:
You know, it's been eight years. Maybe we have taught a few things. I don't know. I don't ask me to recall them. I don't know.

Samantha [00:31:04]:
Okay. I don't know. Because we want to talk about a.

Lisa [00:31:08]:
Couple friends of the podcast, right? A couple. Couple people who. Who keep in touch with us and we love. Right, we love them for doing that. And they're 52. I'm gonna start with our friend Tina. Right? Tina and her husband. This is so awesome.

Lisa [00:31:22]:
They sent us a message. She Usually contacts us through Instagram. She sent us a message a while back saying that they were going through. They, they, they've listened to all, all of our episodes and they were starting back at square one. So every now and then she'll find something that, that just, I guess, makes her laugh and she'll send us a message about it. So she sent us a message this week about an episode where we discussed De Tobro.

Samantha [00:31:50]:
Right.

Lisa [00:31:51]:
Remember he, he was a Canadian chiropodist who had his own TV show on tlc. My question after she said this, because I'm like, so it must have been. It was a long time ago, right? It's years ago that we talked about it. But I'm like long time interested in it. I believe I was watching the toe bro and then it got me thinking. What makes people want to be a doctor of feet or a doctor of any of certain things? Like out of all the specialties, like, what makes, like what makes the toe bro guy go, I want to look at people's nasty toes. That's what I'm going to do when I grow up. I'm going to be a nasty toe doctor.

Samantha [00:32:29]:
Because he, maybe he just always wants people to be able to like, walk properly. Maybe he has, like, that's how his, that's how he cares for the world, is making sure people can wonder how.

Lisa [00:32:39]:
Often that experience is positive as you're describing it. Right. Like that sounds. Feel good. As opposed to toe bro. Dealing with the people who don't take care of their toes and their nails and their Everything else. Because he must.

Samantha [00:32:55]:
I know there's some.

Lisa [00:32:57]:
It's like the gynecologist. Right? Right. This is what I'm gonna say. Right. They wanna be the gynecologist. Okay. Because they want to cure and help women. Perfect.

Lisa [00:33:08]:
Right? Right. Okay. It's when it's all the times that they cure and help women, how many horrible times do they have to see the unmanned. The nastiness of what some women put their nether regions through, potentially smell. Right? Right. They haven't, you know, they're not taking care of. Like, like when you think of the job that you have, or I think of the job that I have, I can't think of any situation that I'd be like, oh God, I don't want to do it because of this. It's only, I want to do it.

Samantha [00:33:43]:
Okay. You and I both did deal.

Lisa [00:33:48]:
That's true.

Samantha [00:33:49]:
Previous life, we. We encountered things that nobody should have to encounter. Getting paid minimum wage and it was.

Lisa [00:33:57]:
In clothing it was in retail clothing. It was really bad.

Samantha [00:34:01]:
Horrible. Because there was nothing good. A fitting room about a hot summer.

Lisa [00:34:10]:
And carpeted sweaty body and bare feet and carpeted floor. And we're gonna say this right.

Samantha [00:34:17]:
There was this smell of swass and.

Lisa [00:34:19]:
Friends of the podcast, to those, for those who might know, SWAS is sweaty ass swas. The fitting room area smelled like barn that a horse pissed in. And when you walked, it was kind of segregated. And when you walked into that area, you were walking into the wall of ass. It's like, and here I go. And sometimes we also had a public washroom. Sometimes. Sometimes.

Lisa [00:34:49]:
I swear to God, this is so bad. We're airing the dirty laundry. Today we're airing the laundry. And this is so bad. Sometimes I feel that the women would not have their morning poop until they came to where we were.

Samantha [00:35:01]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:35:02]:
And then they would blow up in the bathroom. So what we did on Saturdays is we put an out of border sign on it because guess what?

Samantha [00:35:11]:
Not dealing with Stop the world.

Lisa [00:35:12]:
Not dealing with your today.

Samantha [00:35:14]:
Not on a Saturday.

Lisa [00:35:15]:
Dealing with your today. No pun intended.

Samantha [00:35:21]:
It was so gross. Like, I just remember, and I'm sure I've told this story before, but for those who might be new to the podcast or newish. One fall, when McDonald's was doing pizza and eggnog, and I think it was Halloween flavored or like orange milkshakes or something disgusting like that, there was a young child whose parent brought them or would they get. Their grandmother brought them into the store because they needed the washroom. And before the kid could get to the washroom, he threw up on the carpet on clothes in front of our shipping receiving doors. And I'm like, oh, my God. And then, of course, because you having to look at. And you're like, so horrible.

Samantha [00:36:14]:
Oh, my God. And then it just kept puking all the way to the bathroom. And it ruined.

Lisa [00:36:21]:
Ruined my clothing.

Samantha [00:36:23]:
The carpet was. We had to get a shovel and vomit. And it was pizza.

Lisa [00:36:30]:
Pepperoni. Did orange with him or pineapple. And then I remember his grandma was kind of like, mad. And she's like. She was like. She kind of had a bit of an attitude. And I remember getting mad at her saying, your grandson just puked through my whole store. He just puked everywhere.

Lisa [00:36:46]:
Drop the attitude, lady. Right. Because look at. Here we are shoveling up his vomit.

Samantha [00:36:52]:
Oh, my God. And then we had to cover it with. I think we got like, oh, which then carpet.

Lisa [00:36:57]:
Which then just caked it in. That was a bad move. It was a bad Move.

Samantha [00:37:00]:
Oh, God, it was so good and it stung. Everybody was trying not to throw it.

Lisa [00:37:04]:
Welcome to our life.

Samantha [00:37:05]:
So horrible. So no offense, you guys, whoever has worked retail, we. We feel for you. We've been there for many, many years and dealt with.

Lisa [00:37:14]:
I'm so thankful that now in my. Now in my new life, I just only appreciate what I do for a living. Right?

Samantha [00:37:21]:
Yeah. Because it's regular retail, guys, is hard, hard, hard.

Lisa [00:37:26]:
It's hard. Our second friend of the podcast, Carrie. So Carrie. Carrie. Yes, I know.

Samantha [00:37:33]:
I really enjoy.

Lisa [00:37:35]:
Right. She's been all about you. She messaged, she phoned. She phones our. Our website and she left a message the other day about. For new shows for Sam. Cause Sam had asked. Remember last week you requested you need some new shows.

Lisa [00:37:46]:
Cause you didn't like mine.

Samantha [00:37:49]:
And then she cut off and I never heard it. So. Gary, you haven't really.

Lisa [00:37:51]:
It's only 30 seconds. I don't. We don't know how to make it longer. So you have to do lots of calls, I think. Sorry.

Samantha [00:37:56]:
No, we don't.

Lisa [00:37:57]:
Sorry. We try. I'm going to try and fix it, but I don't know how to. Um. And then. So she was talking about that. And then she phoned this week to let me know that she was listening to the podcast. And every time I say a certain word, she kind of gets a little bit.

Lisa [00:38:13]:
It's not right. Sam, what's the word? Pasta. Pasta. Pasta. Pasta. Pasta.

Samantha [00:38:23]:
No, because don't. We can't do this again. We're going to drive our listeners crazy. I am, right? Carrie believes in me. She corrected you. So for the record, you know what?

Lisa [00:38:32]:
I thought she was talking about tankini. Tankinis. That she was talking about tankinis. Because everybody says I say that wrong too, right? Yes. My sister's like, it's not correct like that. I'm like. I say tankini. Right.

Lisa [00:38:48]:
I don't know. Sometimes I'm not good with words.

Samantha [00:38:52]:
Tankini. Tank. Tankini.

Lisa [00:38:55]:
Tankini.

Samantha [00:38:56]:
Tankini.

Lisa [00:38:56]:
Tankini.

Samantha [00:38:57]:
I don't know. Pasta.

Lisa [00:38:59]:
Pasta.

Samantha [00:38:59]:
I'm back there again.

Lisa [00:39:00]:
So anyways, back there again.

Samantha [00:39:03]:
But yes, thank you, Tina and your. To Tina and her husband who. Who are going back through the later episodes and bringing up stuff we've forgotten about because we've done this for a while.

Lisa [00:39:17]:
Episode title. And then I go back in and I listen to it too, and I'm like, oh, my God, that's so funny. To bro. Right?

Samantha [00:39:26]:
So it's nice when you guys reminded.

Lisa [00:39:27]:
Me of the weird and that you talked about funny all these years later.

Samantha [00:39:32]:
Exactly. Now I did mention before we were at Hudson's and we were watching the orders Oilers game. I. I just need to officially say that I might. I might be an oil.

Lisa [00:39:42]:
You're not an Oilers fan. You're not. Right. You're a fake fan who likes.

Samantha [00:39:47]:
I might be. I mean don't get me wrong. I'm not going to commit to watching the Stanley cup finally. It's probably the last game.

Lisa [00:39:55]:
Right. I bought a short.

Samantha [00:39:57]:
Oh my God. Michelle comes fully dressed in an orange blazer and a T shirt and a hat. That is commitment. And I appreciate that about her. I appreciate that Nancy's not even that committed.

Lisa [00:40:08]:
Last year I bought Oilers T shirt and I will only wear it on the last day that might be the Stanley cup final. Because why? Because it doesn't fit me too well. It's too long. Because it's like. It's like a generic shirt and it's ugly. It's a round which I never ever wear. I have like bad neck. Right.

Lisa [00:40:26]:
So everything I wear is always a V. It's round and it's. It's not very attractive. Right. But. But she can wear an orange shiny blazer and pull it all off.

Samantha [00:40:39]:
I know she really was pulling it off. And then. And then I. Apparently I had disappointed Michelle because I wasn't providing my usual very fun and exciting commentary as I watch.

Lisa [00:40:52]:
But then you kick in and then I. She thinks she's a know it all right. You think that only she's ever watched hockey before.

Samantha [00:41:03]:
Yeah. And I'm like what are you doing? Why are you doing that? Get to the other side of the ice. What are you doing? I'm screaming these guys and I'm like. Like it was when she watches just comes out of my mouth and I make.

Lisa [00:41:17]:
Everybody's got a nickname and bizarre the transformation.

Samantha [00:41:23]:
But yes the transformation because like. Because. And then I like whatever they look like. That's the nickname I give them like the one back. The one catcher is little chubby guy. So he's chubby.

Lisa [00:41:35]:
So it's. It's weird how the fake fan like morphs into like this all knowing, all being fan.

Samantha [00:41:42]:
You should appreciate. You should appreciate the fact that I'm very.

Lisa [00:41:46]:
I don't care that much about but.

Samantha [00:41:47]:
I don't care that very adaptable to any sport.

Lisa [00:41:51]:
They're not because I don't really care that much about the hockey. But when I ask for the fake fans help for baseball you're actually not that adaptable because you don't really come out shining.

Samantha [00:42:02]:
Okay. But I do a great job of supporting.

Lisa [00:42:06]:
I have to beg for the support, right? You don't just willingly give the support, Samantha.

Samantha [00:42:14]:
No, but Vlad is very difficult.

Lisa [00:42:16]:
Yes, he is. And it's like. And then it's hard to have conversations and take them seriously with you, right? Because you've just heard that somewhere or I've said that at some point, right? And now you're just using words like an idiot.

Samantha [00:42:31]:
And this is how the fake gets through.

Lisa [00:42:34]:
She just cures like a little idiot. Right there. I'm glad it's not doing that good this year.

Samantha [00:42:41]:
And that's how I get through conversations with people. Because I hear certain things. That's why I use that conversation.

Lisa [00:42:47]:
Right?

Samantha [00:42:50]:
It's fun.

Lisa [00:42:51]:
It's fun.

Samantha [00:42:52]:
It irritates people, and that's even more fun.

Lisa [00:42:54]:
Okay, I know I talk about the grocery store a lot, right? But. But it's kind of my new thing, right? I've been. I've kind of. Right, Because I get to go every Saturday. Remember all the years I never got to get groceries? Now I get. Now I know I get to go. So I was at a grocery store, right? And that's a hard job, right? Like the people who are stocking the shelves and stuff, right? They got like their carts and they're just like. They gotta push everything forward and they gotta put everything back, right? And I'm like, you know what? And they're bending down and they're bending over and I'm like, you know what? That's a job that I wouldn't want.

Lisa [00:43:25]:
Primarily because with that job must come in the. In the dress code. Your ass crack has to show. All I see is ass cracks. What's with men? Because they're there.

Samantha [00:43:39]:
Where are you looking? There.

Lisa [00:43:40]:
They're there. They're there.

Samantha [00:43:43]:
You're.

Lisa [00:43:43]:
No, it's not. It's creepy. Why do men have to show their ass cracks?

Samantha [00:43:49]:
Well, because they're not wearing a belt when they obviously shouldn't be wearing a belt.

Lisa [00:43:54]:
You look because it's right there at the shelf. Right there at the shelf. Right? Go to get the peanut butter. Excuse me? And your ass. I need to get the peanut butter. Right? It's awkward, Right. And thing is, is that that could be the best looking man ever. But nobody, Nobody's attracted to anybody's ass crack, right? No.

Samantha [00:44:17]:
Well, I mean.

Lisa [00:44:19]:
No.

Samantha [00:44:21]:
Unless you're an ass lady.

Lisa [00:44:24]:
I'm not.

Samantha [00:44:25]:
I don't. You're looking there. You apparently are very into. Invested in these particular. Can't wear a belt and no.

Lisa [00:44:35]:
Are you. You okay?

Samantha [00:44:37]:
All right.

Lisa [00:44:38]:
If anything, it kind of creeps me out. I'm like. And they must know because they must feel. We all feel. When you sit down and your shirt doesn't come all the way down, we all feel that air.

Samantha [00:44:49]:
Well, obviously, they're very comfortable showing that part of their body, because if they weren't, they probably would have pulled their.

Lisa [00:44:56]:
Pants up or pulled their shirt down. It's like the plumber, right? Like, that's his trademark, right? Is his ass. Crack of his ass.

Samantha [00:45:03]:
Do you. But do you feel like. I don't know when. When that happens, do you feel like those people are like, I don't know who sees me?

Lisa [00:45:12]:
I hate this job. And if you're a plumber, you're like, I hate this job, but I get paid lots of money for this job, so I don't care if you see my ass, right? Don't look at it. That's what I think they feel, right? If you don't like it. But it's there at the peanut butter aisle. If you could. Excuse me, sir. Could just. You and your ass and the crack of it.

Lisa [00:45:32]:
Just move a little to the left. I'm just trying to reach the smoothie. The smooth peanut butter, please. Right, Right. Just smooth peanut butter. I'm just saying. It just seems. It just seems weird.

Samantha [00:45:46]:
Right?

Lisa [00:45:47]:
I don't know. Like, okay. I mean, I'm gonna soon have to worry about that with my jeans, right? Because remember my favorite jeans that. I'm not giving up. I'm not. I'm not going to.

Samantha [00:45:56]:
I told you to start, and you won't roll toe.

Lisa [00:46:01]:
Or they're up at my boobs, and that's uncomfortable. Like, once you pull. Okay. It's like pulling your pants up. Every roll pulls your pant up higher. And we all know that at some point, things can't go any higher without a lot of discomfort or a lot being shown to the world. And that's creepy.

Samantha [00:46:21]:
Lisa. You just.

Lisa [00:46:22]:
Yeah, I know. But now it's summer, so I don't want to get new jeans in the summer. I want to wait for fall, so. So. So you're gonna have to deal with my jeans.

Samantha [00:46:28]:
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Then your. Your big ass. They're really cargo pant.

Lisa [00:46:34]:
They're really.

Samantha [00:46:36]:
Are gonna come back and come back out, and I'm like, oh, and don't you have, like, an arm?

Lisa [00:46:42]:
But as you predicted, I don't really know what goes with it, so I don't. No. Won't wear them. They're Safe. They're safe, right? Because I don't feel any shirt works with them.

Samantha [00:46:58]:
I. I swear to God. You know, we don't know how to dress in summer because a part of me wants to be like, you know, like fashionable still, but a part of me just wants to wear like a pair of jean shorts or like a jean capri and a T shirt and a pair.

Lisa [00:47:15]:
I went out and the other day, I have my, you know, my, my camouflage cargo capris that are like 25 years old. I went out the other day in those and a T shirt. There's no way they matched. There's no way it matched. The T shirt was peach with red. And. And then I'm in like, I'm like, I'm like, I know. I don't.

Lisa [00:47:34]:
I know I don't match. And then I put my gray Converse on. I'm like, I am not matching. But it seemed different because it was the summer. Right? Right.

Samantha [00:47:43]:
Because we can. Nobody wants to do whatever we want is right.

Lisa [00:47:47]:
So the moral of my story is that if my pants get too big and you see my ass crack, I hope as a good friend you'd be like, uh.

Samantha [00:47:56]:
Oh, my God, I told you about your saggy ass jeans.

Lisa [00:47:58]:
I know, but they're not that fast.

Samantha [00:47:59]:
I don't know what else to do for you.

Lisa [00:48:01]:
And you won't give them up. Not giving them up. Not giving them up just because you say so. Oh, fine.

Samantha [00:48:10]:
Okay. But in your travels, in your grocery store, travels are people.

Lisa [00:48:14]:
It's hard to make anymore.

Samantha [00:48:19]:
Frozen juice. Add water.

Lisa [00:48:21]:
So it's got to sit on the counter overnight. So I want juice today. I got to wait till tomorrow to get. Be able to drink my juice.

Samantha [00:48:31]:
So now you think of frozen juice.

Lisa [00:48:32]:
And you can't just make it that day. It has to sit overnight on your counter, and then the next day you can make your juice. I want juice today, not tomorrow. Right. How do you make your frozen juice, like, back in this? I. Because you have a sense of Right. But.

Samantha [00:48:53]:
Thank you for being so understanding about that, Lisa. Oh, my God. A little sass, a little salty. Were you. Were you trying to be a little salty?

Lisa [00:49:01]:
I'm never under you about your sensitive tummy, am I?

Samantha [00:49:07]:
No, you're not. From someone who has apparently 5,000.

Lisa [00:49:11]:
So back in the day. So take your back. Like, I remember having frozen juice in the 70s and we had. You had to sit it out for it to unthaw and. And then you had to make it the next day. Why do I want that when it's already made for me in a container. Right. It was high maintenance juice.

Lisa [00:49:33]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:49:34]:
With frozen juice.

Lisa [00:49:35]:
I have an issue. I totally have an issue with it.

Samantha [00:49:37]:
Really?

Lisa [00:49:38]:
I actually hate it. There. How about that? How's that? Weird. It's high maintenance.

Samantha [00:49:46]:
So weird.

Lisa [00:49:46]:
It should be. It should be. You want juice, you gotta wait till tomorrow. I don't want to wait till tomorrow. I want some juice today, thanks. Right. Okay. Well, here's something kind of weird and creepy and not needed if you ask me.

Lisa [00:49:59]:
McDonald's in the States has launched the cotton candy shake. Oh, I love cotton, but not in a milkshake. Why isn't that. It's like, like, like there's nothing. There's not one thing I can find good about it. And my mom said you should always find one good thing about everything. I can't find one good one good thing about a cotton candy shake. Cotton candy doesn't have a taste.

Samantha [00:50:25]:
Cotton candy gives you sugar, and it's.

Lisa [00:50:27]:
Best just melting in your mouth. Sugar, right? Because I love cotton candy.

Samantha [00:50:32]:
Right. Typically only during fair season. Like, that's. It's always summer food.

Lisa [00:50:39]:
Like, it's not like the mini donut that can be at the fair, at the arena, at any place. Right. Cotton candy.

Samantha [00:50:46]:
Right.

Lisa [00:50:47]:
Is strictly a fair food. And. And I don't know if it's ever needing to be in a milkshake.

Samantha [00:50:55]:
I mean, I get that people probably feel like they need to, like, invent new things, I don't know, every once in a while, but the way to go, cotton candy, I mean, I felt that they went a little too far with the shamrock back in the day.

Lisa [00:51:09]:
No, the original shamrock shake was really good. The today's version of the shamrock shake, it's frothy. And that's not good. Like, it's frothy. Right? Like, why is it frothy? Not meant to be frothy. Right? Right. So it's not good now, but it used to be good, but cotton candy, I'm never trying to ever concentrate. Bring back just.

Samantha [00:51:32]:
I'm sure.

Lisa [00:51:34]:
Let's just be happy like that.

Samantha [00:51:35]:
Come here.

Lisa [00:51:36]:
Right? That's what Canada and the states need to get along and to join. Drop the tariffs, drop all the problems. Just bring back the McRib. Let's be happy. Right? Easy.

Samantha [00:51:48]:
There you go.

Lisa [00:51:49]:
Solve the North American issues right now. Friends of the podcast, you heard it here, right? So when. So, so in six months, when the McRib launch comes back, you're going to be like, hey, oh my God, she may have had something here. I'm just saying, the McRib makes a lot. Makes a lot of people happy. Okay. All right. That's what I'm saying.

Lisa [00:52:08]:
All right. Okay.

Samantha [00:52:09]:
I. I'm gonna tell you something.

Lisa [00:52:12]:
I do. Yep.

Samantha [00:52:13]:
You know who Bethenny Frankel is, right?

Lisa [00:52:14]:
She's an influencer. Also known as a hot mess.

Samantha [00:52:17]:
So she's been on her. I know, but she's kind of funny. Anyway, she got tapped to do a Runway for Sports Illustrated and she walked that Runway in tiny little bikinis. Showed off her. Her body. And by the way, she looks good. The girl's looking good. I thought she did really well.

Samantha [00:52:41]:
But the Internet is chock full of opinions.

Lisa [00:52:43]:
As am I, I'm afraid.

Samantha [00:52:44]:
Chock full.

Lisa [00:52:45]:
Okay. I felt, listen, I felt that from the waist down, she looked really great. I have an issue with the fake boobs on people. Right. That just.

Samantha [00:52:58]:
But that's what people want. They want. They're augmented to be.

Lisa [00:53:01]:
They don't belong. And they bong, bong, bong, bong. And they go at a different pace and they actually don't sit in your bra or they don't sit in your bikini. They sit wherever they feel like moving to. And I find it. I find them weird because they're perfectly little round balls. Little round balls. They don't look real.

Lisa [00:53:20]:
They don't. They don't move real. And we've seen it in real life. We've seen them in real life lately, right? You and I saw those boobs someplace in town. Somebody had them. Had those? Yes.

Samantha [00:53:35]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:53:36]:
You may or may not have been a waitress. Uh huh. Oh, those are not real. They're the real. They're not. They were the exact same as Bethany. When I saw Bethany freckles, I thought, oh, God, I've seen these. They were the same.

Lisa [00:53:52]:
No.

Samantha [00:53:52]:
So I'm jealous.

Lisa [00:53:53]:
I'm. Or you just say I got the worst boobs. I'm so over boobs. Right. Hi. I'm still nursing a scabby boob. Right. I'm so over boobs.

Lisa [00:54:04]:
It's really not running anymore. Now it's just itchy and getting better. Right. So, you know, six weeks later, and for those who don't remember or don't recall, it was burned through a shirt, through a tank top, through a bra, and I got two blisters. Big blisters.

Samantha [00:54:25]:
The only one that believed her was her doctor.

Lisa [00:54:27]:
I have a hard time believing that the real doctor said, oh, but you don't know. They don't know you. Yeah, exactly. They don't know me. Right? They don't know me. Exactly. They don't know you. So I get.

Samantha [00:54:39]:
Okay, well, I have no problem with Bethy walking.

Lisa [00:54:42]:
Did you hear what her kids say?

Samantha [00:54:43]:
Go for it. Do you?

Lisa [00:54:44]:
Her kids said, mom, you have a really nice tushy. Yeah, I agree. Do you? I agree. Do you? I mean, hi.

Samantha [00:54:52]:
Well, that's nice.

Lisa [00:54:53]:
She looks good. For sure. She does. I mean, she's had work and if you can afford work. Oh, for.

Samantha [00:54:59]:
Well, go for it.

Lisa [00:55:01]:
Yeah, right. Just go for it. Um, okay, so this is something do. Could be, like, earth shattering. I don't know. We all know that nothing beats a tomato sandwich in the summer, right? Like, it's the best tomato sandwich. I know you don't love it, but, like, lots of people love a good tomato sandwich. There's a new trend, and it is to add.

Lisa [00:55:23]:
I don't know how to say it. So I'm going to call it. I was going to say chamois.

Samantha [00:55:33]:
Oh, my God. Chamois.

Lisa [00:55:35]:
It's spelled C hois.

Samantha [00:55:37]:
Chamois.

Lisa [00:55:38]:
I was going to call it chamois.

Samantha [00:55:40]:
Yeah. And it's.

Lisa [00:55:41]:
Yeah, they say it's a Mexican kind of spice. Spice. Right. But they say that this condiment, it uses a blend of chili, lime, sugars, and dehydrated fruit. Like. Like mango or apricots. Would you eat it or is your tummy too sensitive? Mm, no. Chamois too.

Samantha [00:55:58]:
I wouldn't.

Lisa [00:55:59]:
You think it's too spicy? Chamois. Right. Just like my character board.

Samantha [00:56:07]:
Chamoy. Chamoy. Because people. You're slow to this trend. You're so off the trend because people have been doing chamoy on pickles. They would like. Yeah, it was back on the.

Lisa [00:56:19]:
Wow.

Samantha [00:56:20]:
Two years ago. More like people would eat pickles and they'd be this. And they'd put stuff on.

Lisa [00:56:27]:
Why is my TikTok so behind the time? Is it because you hog it all and we just watch Colby now?

Samantha [00:56:33]:
No, I don't hog art. I don't like the tick tock. I don't know what you watch, but apparently it's only about kittens, so I don't. It's a lot of cats.

Lisa [00:56:41]:
My sister and I said a lot of cat memes back and forth because we love cats. Right. I'm not a furry, though. But I think it's weird, right? Because, like, I don't know if I want spicy on my tomato sandwich. That's where I'm going with this, Samantha. Not a. It's not a critique of how I speak. Thank you.

Samantha [00:57:00]:
Okay, well, that. It's it's not, though.

Lisa [00:57:03]:
No, it's a new word.

Samantha [00:57:06]:
I mean, it's really up to you, but you don't.

Lisa [00:57:08]:
Sometimes I don't mind spicy. It's like. Like a hot wing if it's made with, like, the. Like that hot Tabasco sauce. Sometimes I love that taste, even though it's gonna hurt. Right. But I. Sometimes I don't.

Lisa [00:57:19]:
Sometimes. But I don't know if I want chamois. I'll get a tomato sandwich. I will get yet. Oh, I'll get a tomato sandwich with a side of chamois, please, in case it's spicy. Chamois. How do you know it's chamoy? How do you know you're right?

Samantha [00:57:36]:
Oh, because I've heard it on Tik Tok.

Lisa [00:57:39]:
I haven't.

Samantha [00:57:41]:
Yeah, because you're slow to the. You're slow to the roll. Okay.

Lisa [00:57:45]:
All right.

Samantha [00:57:45]:
You're not very.

Lisa [00:57:46]:
Not trying to salt it up right now, so just trying to salt it up here. But do you love it? You don't love a tomato sandwich?

Samantha [00:57:54]:
No, I like tomatoes.

Lisa [00:57:55]:
You're very picky.

Samantha [00:57:56]:
But my tomato. I'm very picky because I don't like. I don't like soft tomatoes. They have to be a certain. It's got to be really a crunch factor in that tomato.

Lisa [00:58:04]:
Toasted or not toasted.

Samantha [00:58:06]:
Yeah, I can do either with mayonnaise.

Lisa [00:58:11]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:58:12]:
Lots of pepper and salt. And pepper.

Lisa [00:58:14]:
Yeah. Push it real good.

Samantha [00:58:17]:
D.

Lisa [00:58:19]:
Right. That's where we go. All right.

Samantha [00:58:25]:
All right. Hey, have you ever thought.

Lisa [00:58:29]:
What do you think famous people always being famous? Like, if I'm.

Samantha [00:58:34]:
No, they're not, Lisa.

Lisa [00:58:35]:
They don't know if they do.

Samantha [00:58:36]:
And poop.

Lisa [00:58:37]:
I don't know if they do. Oprah once said at her house, her toilet paper, every time she uses her toilet paper, it's got a little triangle bottom on it. Means somebody, after somebody's used Oprah's bathroom, they go and they fix her toilet paper. That's rich people.

Samantha [00:58:50]:
That's not us.

Lisa [00:58:51]:
We're happy. There's toilet paper on the roll. Right?

Samantha [00:58:57]:
Right. We're. We're happy. We remember not having to use clean.

Lisa [00:59:00]:
Right. Which, again, I don't know what the difference would be. It would probably be softer. Right? So I. Famous people only know how to be famous. They adapt alternative, weird, famous things. And, you know, like, I don't think, like, they eat with silver spoon. Like, with, like.

Lisa [00:59:17]:
Like with gold spoons and gold cutlery, probably. I think.

Samantha [00:59:21]:
No, they don't. Where did you get.

Lisa [00:59:23]:
I know.

Samantha [00:59:23]:
I have you been watching a weird show again?

Lisa [00:59:26]:
I think they do. I think.

Samantha [00:59:30]:
I think famous people are just normal people when they're not in front of a camera.

Lisa [00:59:34]:
JLo at some point just looks like me on a Saturday or Saturday. I don't think so. Do you think JLo's walking around with a dirty yucky bun like you do, wearing the yucky bun?

Samantha [00:59:47]:
For sure she is.

Lisa [00:59:48]:
Sunday.

Samantha [00:59:50]:
Absolutely. Especially after she broke up with Ben.

Lisa [00:59:52]:
After slapping the banana.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
He was having a rough calling. For sure she's slapping.

Lisa [00:59:59]:
I don't think she is.

Samantha [01:00:00]:
Better hair and off.

Lisa [01:00:01]:
Sh. I think she. I think she wakes up and. And a room full of angels come and make her look beautiful in the morning. Right. That's what I. Yeah. I think they eat fancy food.

Lisa [01:00:11]:
Like JLo's just sitting down with a bag of potato chips. I don't think she is. Yes. I think they don't know normal life.

Samantha [01:00:20]:
They live a very normal life.

Lisa [01:00:22]:
I want to not know normal one day.

Samantha [01:00:24]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:00:24]:
That's my. All I want is to not. Right. I want special care and attention to the toilet paper. Absolutely. Yeah. I'm just saying I don't think that they know normal anymore.

Samantha [01:00:43]:
No, I think you're. You got to want to.

Lisa [01:00:46]:
But there's some that should stay there. Right. And Murray told me she's never normal. She's Anne Murray. She doesn't have to be normal. Oprah don't got to be normal. She's Oprah. Right.

Lisa [01:01:00]:
Just saying. Right. Okay, here's breaking news. Happy to announce I'm back watching my thousand pound sisters. Remember I got rid. Remember I love them, hated them. When I found out that Tammy has my bathing suit and wasn't sure, remember? And I said to you, actually, you caused me to hate them because it was you. Because I remember I said to you, oh my God, he's wearing my bathing suit.

Lisa [01:01:22]:
Who wears it better? And you paused like the true friend that you are. You pause, which then who's wearing it better? The 500 pound lady who, yes, has lost lots of, lots of, lots of fat, but now is just skin or me. And you're like, like you had to think about it. And I'm like, it's the beauty of this friendship, Friends of the podcast. It's not good all the time, right? Not good all the time. But now I'm back because they're fighting again because Tammy, she's going for skin removal surgery. And Amy, Amy's bitter. Oh, because Amy hasn't lost the weight loss.

Samantha [01:02:02]:
Well, why can't he have the Same surgery.

Lisa [01:02:04]:
Right. You know, so Tammy, like, Tammy has really transformed. She looks like. She kind of looks like Roger from the American dad or Modern Family show, whatever that American dad cartoon. She. Right. So she's kind of morphed weirdly. Right.

Lisa [01:02:21]:
Because she's like lost 500 pounds, so she's going to get all the skin removed. And Amy, she's mad. She's just mad. Right. Like she's not a good sister that way. Right. She's just mad. She.

Lisa [01:02:31]:
And they had a conversation this week about Tammy said that she can wear an xl and Amy's like, you can wear an xl. And Tammy was like, yeah, I can wear an xl. And Amy was mad. Right, Right, exactly. Because Sheila hasn't done the same job that Tammy has. So now my thing is, is that I'm never going to ask you again who looks better in the bathing suit because it's going to be Tammy because now she's going to get all this work done. Right. So of course she's going to look better.

Lisa [01:03:02]:
Right. Just saying. I'm watching that train wreck. I'm back in it. They're just a bunch of hillbillies and I love it. Yeah. Every show I watch, you watch shows.

Samantha [01:03:14]:
For all the wrong reasons.

Lisa [01:03:15]:
Totally.

Samantha [01:03:15]:
Right?

Lisa [01:03:15]:
Yeah. I'm really, really horrible that way. All right. Sorry.

Samantha [01:03:20]:
I know.

Lisa [01:03:22]:
It's like, it's like. It's like the 90 Day Fiance. Right? What do we say? We don't watch. We don't watch it because we love love. Because it's a train wreck and they're horrible.

Samantha [01:03:34]:
Oh, my God. I can't. Those. I tried and I was like, I can't watch this shit. This is. You people purposely allow people to watch you get humiliated or like, it's just so cringy.

Lisa [01:03:50]:
It's nothing to do with love. It's just because it's a train wreck.

Samantha [01:03:56]:
Oh, God. It's. It's sometimes why I watch.

Lisa [01:03:59]:
Right. And she draws you in to her wreck.

Samantha [01:04:02]:
She's a train wreck.

Lisa [01:04:03]:
Right. She's a total. She's. And she's. She. She didn't start off as a train wreck. All the fame and the hype made her a train wreck. Right.

Lisa [01:04:11]:
Because she liked all the attention of. She got more attention as a train wreck than she just did as a plus sized dancer who was trying to tell people it was okay to be fat and dance. Right. So I'm just saying. Right. Let's hear it for thousand pound sisters. Okay.

Samantha [01:04:29]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:04:31]:
Okay.

Samantha [01:04:31]:
Well, I do have a question. If businesses are doing bad should upper management get.

Lisa [01:04:41]:
Isn't that a slippery slope?

Samantha [01:04:46]:
It is.

Lisa [01:04:47]:
I mean, technically they wouldn't be getting bonuses based on performance. So why are they getting. No, why are they getting increases?

Samantha [01:05:00]:
Well, because. Are they giving increases?

Lisa [01:05:02]:
Because if businesses. If businesses. I only know retail, right? So in the world of retail, right, if the store is not making its targets, chances are the company's not making. The region's not making its targets. The company's not making its targets.

Samantha [01:05:19]:
Well.

Lisa [01:05:22]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:05:22]:
So I mean, is that the problem with some of the businesses that are kind of going belly up is that they've paid their upper level people a little bit too much money and then.

Lisa [01:05:32]:
Like, I'm all for incentives based earning, right? Like, I think, you know what, if you can pull off, like if you can get incentives and you can pull it off, go for it, right? Makes you work harder, gives you a goal, I think that's fine. But I think that just because you're the head, you're the CEO of like, I don't know, Taco Bell, doesn't mean it's not your God given right to just get more money, right? Maybe everybody should get some or nobody should get some.

Samantha [01:06:03]:
Well, I mean, if a business is doing right, right, but they do, right, why would there be increases anyways?

Lisa [01:06:09]:
It's like the, it's like the Canada Po. It's like the Canada Post string, right? Post is like two days away from bankruptcy and yet their workers are going on strike for stuff. Like, you know what, guys, maybe you just need to stop striking and just work because they're going to go bankrupt and you aren't going to have work. Right?

Samantha [01:06:34]:
And Lisa says that. And you can share your comments with her through email. How I feel, because I'm not getting into this. I'm in it.

Lisa [01:06:43]:
I'm in it. Sometimes I think people should be thankful they have jobs, right? I'm saying I get, I get people want more. Okay, Lisa, I get it. But if it. No, we can't. You're right, we can't, we can't, we can't. I will get us in big trouble. Right? Okay, okay, I'm done.

Samantha [01:07:03]:
Yeah, stop talking. So we're gonna go and talk about Faithful Sunday because that's a little less controversial. It might be insulting than Lisa and how she's talking right now. Oh, you're salty. All right. And then to me, you know, you get the emails to you people mad. Send them to Lisa. Okay? So on Sunday we said, hey, if.

Lisa [01:07:26]:
The 80s we put that on our page. We asked question, we Asked the question.

Samantha [01:07:33]:
That's what we discussed last week on our podcast.

Lisa [01:07:36]:
Smell like young boy cologne. Polo. Polo Obsession. Right?

Samantha [01:07:48]:
So Maggie agreed. She said hairspray. Dale said polo.

Lisa [01:07:51]:
Oh.

Samantha [01:07:52]:
Paula said perch shampoo.

Lisa [01:07:54]:
Oh, okay.

Samantha [01:07:54]:
Cotton candy sprays. Luke said, new Trapper Keeper. And I'm like.

Lisa [01:08:00]:
And again, no offense, dude keeper.

Samantha [01:08:05]:
What is new trapper here?

Lisa [01:08:07]:
Right?

Samantha [01:08:07]:
Please explain.

Lisa [01:08:09]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:08:10]:
Oh, my God. Haley said, CK Dracnoir Scratch and sniff stickers.

Lisa [01:08:15]:
Totally.

Samantha [01:08:16]:
Shortcake and the gang. And then Carrie said, smelling hairspray. Oh, yes, yes. An exclamation perfume. And then Tina weighed in.

Lisa [01:08:29]:
Totally.

Samantha [01:08:29]:
She said, loves baby soft.

Lisa [01:08:31]:
That was good. It also. It also ripped. Yeah, well, of course. Right?

Samantha [01:08:38]:
And then Cindy threw an Aquanet.

Lisa [01:08:40]:
Right? And. And that was the. Those were totally this. And you know, and. And I'm gonna say. And my mom's cigarette smoke. I'm gonna put that in there, too. I.

Lisa [01:08:50]:
Yeah, right. Many, many layers. You walked around smelling like your parents smoke because all your friends did, too, because everybody's parents smoked. It was fine.

Samantha [01:09:02]:
Because you just. You just that. You know what? You always. I always knew when my grandma's around.

Lisa [01:09:07]:
I remember we used to, like, when we would stay in a hotel, and there'd be my mom and my dad and me and my kid sister, and I'd wake up in the middle of the night, like, all stuffed up, going, oh, my God, I'm so stuffed up. And I would look over, and my mom would be sitting on the side of her bed smoking. And I'm like, right. Because I'm allergic. And that's why I'm having a tough time sleeping. Mom, do we need. Do smokers need to wake up in the middle of the night and have a cigarette? Apparently they did back then. Apparently.

Lisa [01:09:32]:
Then we had Facebook Tuesday, right? So every Tuesday, we do a. One has to. One has to go, right? This week, we did things you might put on toast. So we had. We had Nutella, we had cinnamon sugar. We had honey, we had jam. We had. What else did we have? Peanut butter.

Lisa [01:09:51]:
We had avocado. Because that's always on trend, right? Avocado people. Not a big. Oh. And we had Cheese Whiz. Cheese Whiz took a. Cheese Whiz took a kicking.

Samantha [01:10:02]:
Oh, yes.

Lisa [01:10:04]:
And on toast. I love Cheese Whiz as well. There were people. And every person who picked cinnamon sugar, I messaged them and said, or not messaged, but I replied to them saying, did you not grow up in the 80s? Because everybody loved that, right? Or to any Gen Xer who doesn't.

Samantha [01:10:23]:
Like everybody loves cinnamon sugar.

Lisa [01:10:24]:
Thinking that that's not true. I think it's not true. And they didn't. Some people didn't love avocado. Both my sister and I, we didn't like the honey. Right? Because again, we have allergy. Right? It's just, it's serious. Right? I was five years old.

Lisa [01:10:38]:
I threw up. I've never had it again. Right? You only throw up if you're allergic to stuff, Samantha. It's true. And more people liked raspberry jam than strawberry jam. It's funny because our one has to go chasing. What it does is it opens up all of the crazy things and all of the logical things and why people don't like stuff. Right? And I love the fact that people share that with us.

Lisa [01:11:02]:
Because I'm like, that's interesting. I never would have, I never would have known, right? I never would have thought, right? So I love it. I love it. Thanks for playing.

Samantha [01:11:16]:
Yeah, I, I, I like it when we ask people questions like they weigh.

Lisa [01:11:19]:
In hard to give to us.

Samantha [01:11:24]:
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Lisa [01:12:04]:
Here's my update that I know as Kelly Ripa says, the reason people come to this show is to hear this. I'm back in the winning column with my major league baseball fake, fake draw, fake fake fantasy sports, right? I'm back and back back in the winning. And you can't take one day off. The minute you take one day off, you can't make that ground back up, Eh? So it's hard, right? So it's when I wake up first thing in the morning, I'm like, oh shit. Gotta make my changes, right? My, from my, from 5:30 to 6:15 is really busy. Cause it's, it's my baseball. It's usually our Instagram on the days that I do the instagram Right. Like, it's really, really.

Lisa [01:12:43]:
It's. It's intense. And I haven't even gotten out of bed yet. Still in the bed. Right. And I'm already busy. Right, Right. I'm already, like, stressed out because I have deadlines to meet.

Lisa [01:12:55]:
It's so funny. Samantha. That's the end of it.

Samantha [01:12:59]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:13:00]:
Anything else you want to talk about?

Samantha [01:13:03]:
We're done.

Lisa [01:13:03]:
Samantha's on the road this week. No, she's in a hotel. I'm going to just share. We tried to record last night, which was. Which was Tuesday. It was horrible.

Samantha [01:13:14]:
Can I.

Lisa [01:13:14]:
Can we just not. We didn't even. We actually didn't even get to record. Everything was going so wrong, and so it was just so bad. But here we are on Wednesday, and you know our rule, right? Don't record on Wednesdays. But then we have.

Samantha [01:13:28]:
If you're on the road, but apparently.

Lisa [01:13:29]:
You'Re in a hotel, it's recording day, not a Tuesday. Right. Got all these things to work out. All right, friends of the podcast, check out our. Check out all our fun stuff. Get your tickets before they're gone. It's limited seating, and I know it sounds like everybody says that, but it really is limited seating. So check it out.

Lisa [01:13:48]:
Right? Let's do this. We're gonna do this for you live, but it's gonna be better.

Samantha [01:13:55]:
Oh, my God. Lisa and I in the same room.

Lisa [01:13:57]:
And so many things that are gonna just.

Samantha [01:13:58]:
So many things could go wrong.

Lisa [01:14:01]:
Right?

Samantha [01:14:01]:
You should just come for that. You should just simply.

Lisa [01:14:03]:
You're gonna get all the things. You're gonna get a real life at how this friendship is so not very functional. And then you're gonna feel bad, and.

Samantha [01:14:15]:
Then you'll want your wife saying, God.

Lisa [01:14:16]:
She really does pick at you, doesn't she? Yep. Because I'll probably be in those jeans, but we'll probably gonna add a whole new segment about those jeans.

Samantha [01:14:25]:
God. I will do my very best to.

Lisa [01:14:28]:
Make you notice those jeans are on me. And my dressy black T shirt. And my dressy black T shirt.

Samantha [01:14:34]:
Saggy ass and all.

Lisa [01:14:35]:
Folks, I'm gonna present myself as I am. Thank you. Right, right. To know me as well.

Samantha [01:14:42]:
I know.

Lisa [01:14:43]:
All right, Samantha. That's all I got. All right. Always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:14:48]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:15:01]:
Who'S a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.