Crackhoe Motels, Slush Puppies and Beet Salad

Lisa [00:00:14]:
So, you know, I'm trying to be healthier, right? I'm trying to eat a little bit better. And here's the thing, right? The other day I had a beet salad. I love beets. That's no secret. Pickled beets. Beets, Beets. Candied beets. Whatever.

Lisa [00:00:27]:
I love beets.

Lisa [00:00:29]:
Right?

Lisa [00:00:30]:
Why do you. Why are you making that face? You hate beets.

Samantha [00:00:34]:
Beets are disgusting.

Lisa [00:00:35]:
Beets aren't disgusting.

Lisa [00:00:36]:
Right.

Lisa [00:00:37]:
I love it. So I got my beet salad, right? Feel very proud of myself. Look at me, puffy chested, I'm adulting, eating vegetables. And later on that evening, I go to the bathroom.

Samantha [00:00:56]:
Where are you going with this?

Lisa [00:00:57]:
It's not good, Samantha. I'm in the bathroom and suddenly I'm convinced I'm dying. Like, full blown. Like WebMD, let's make funeral plans. Panicking, that's where I'm at.

Lisa [00:01:09]:
Right.

Lisa [00:01:10]:
Call the coroner. Probably can't even get a hold of the coroner because I don't take my phone in with me.

Samantha [00:01:15]:
Yeah. Let me guess. Are you peeing red or pink? Maybe pink.

Lisa [00:01:20]:
Everything is. I guess that's that phrase. Beet red. Everything is beet red, Samantha. I'm in the bathroom thinking, oh, my God, this is how I'm gonna go out. Tragic but mysterious, right?

Samantha [00:01:37]:
Tragic, yes. And mysterious always. Always, Lisa. Mysterious, Right?

Lisa [00:01:43]:
Oh, my goodness. Like dear Beats. Dear Beats. Well.

Samantha [00:01:48]:
And oh. So like, it took you a second to realize that.

Lisa [00:01:52]:
Yeah. Not right away. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought. I thought my, my Aretha Franklin's back. She's UTI again. My kidneys are on fire.

Lisa [00:02:04]:
They're gonna collapse and blow up.

Samantha [00:02:06]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:02:07]:
And then as you stand there, and now this is officially TMI guaranteed. Then as you stand there and you're like staring at your product and going, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Then only after a few moments of staring at red pea for way too long does it hit you, oh, it might be the Beats.

Samantha [00:02:28]:
And then you have.

Lisa [00:02:30]:
And then you have this moment of like, joy and relief.

Samantha [00:02:35]:
Yes. As well.

Lisa [00:02:36]:
And I'm thinking, thank God I'm not going to go out. Mysteriously and tragically. I'm okay.

Samantha [00:02:43]:
I'm okay. I'm gonna live another day. Good for me.

Lisa [00:02:46]:
And I'm gonna have another beet salad at some point. I'm not sworn off them.

Samantha [00:02:50]:
Let me guess. Is this the beet salad you sent pictures of that had the candied walnuts in it?

Lisa [00:02:55]:
Oh, right.

Lisa [00:02:56]:
That's such a good beet salad.

Samantha [00:02:58]:
Hey, so is it a combination of the beets and the candied walnuts.

Lisa [00:03:02]:
Maybe.

Lisa [00:03:02]:
I don't know. Because like. Like that. I love, like, I love candied walnuts high. I'll just have those for snack. Please, please. Candied walnuts, please. It's walnuts with sugar that doesn't come off.

Samantha [00:03:13]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:03:13]:
And I love beets. I love the whole style. I like the vinaigrette. I like it all. I'm not always a fan of. Because they use that fancy lettuce with the sticks. Not always a fan of that lettuce. Like, I like.

Lisa [00:03:25]:
I just take, like. I would just take, like, lettuce. Lettuce. Not fancy with lettuce that way.

Lisa [00:03:28]:
Right.

Samantha [00:03:28]:
I'm talking about arugula.

Lisa [00:03:30]:
Yeah. Because that stick has the potential to be a choking hazard.

Samantha [00:03:34]:
Hey, not for you, right?

Lisa [00:03:38]:
You know, I have an issue chewing. I have an issue chewing large food.

Samantha [00:03:42]:
You know, and I think it's funny because only you can think that you're having an medical emergency and then only, like, you know, minutes later do you realize. Oh, it was the beet salad.

Lisa [00:03:52]:
It was just the beets. It's all about the beets. About the beets, about the beets. Yeah. And. And everything was beet red. That's the phrase. Beet red.

Samantha [00:04:02]:
Well, congratulations.

Lisa [00:04:03]:
Just saying, right?

Samantha [00:04:04]:
It was so great. Thanks for sharing your weirdness with us once more, Lisa.

Lisa [00:04:08]:
I'll tell you, it's tough on a girl when she's just trying to be a little healthier. Hey, like, these are signs. Signs all around. Just stop it. Just knock it off, Gibson. Knock it off.

Samantha [00:04:18]:
Okay. All right, well, you know what we're gonna do?

Lisa [00:04:22]:
What are we gonna do?

Samantha [00:04:23]:
We're gonna say, welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam.

Lisa [00:04:29]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:04:31]:
Hello, everybody. If you sticking around, congratulations. I'm not sure if anyone is really excited about learning about Lisa's beet red.

Lisa [00:04:40]:
Pea, but maybe I just solved. Maybe I solved a medical mystery for people. Who knows?

Samantha [00:04:44]:
There you go.

Lisa [00:04:45]:
Right?

Samantha [00:04:45]:
Oh, my God. Okay, so even after that, do you love what you hear? If you do download, subscribe, share with a friend and leave a review@ishakemyheadpod.com. that would be great. And we do have some new news. New news, new news.

Lisa [00:05:01]:
Don't sue us. Don't sue us.

Samantha [00:05:04]:
Tickets for our November 7th Saskatoon show are now on sale at bit ly ishakemyheadlive.

Lisa [00:05:15]:
Go get your tickets.

Samantha [00:05:17]:
That's very exciting.

Lisa [00:05:18]:
Don't let them run. Don't. Don't miss out. There's word out on the street that Collingwood was such a fun show. People would not want to miss out on this one.

Samantha [00:05:28]:
No.

Lisa [00:05:28]:
Say that weird on the screen.

Samantha [00:05:30]:
Oh, my God. You're going to take away my breaking news.

Lisa [00:05:32]:
I am. I am. Totally. I'm doing it. It's my breaking news.

Samantha [00:05:34]:
Breaking news. Breaking news.

Lisa [00:05:36]:
Breaking news. It's my breaking news. No, it's mine.

Samantha [00:05:38]:
I want to share. Only I care. You don't care, right?

Lisa [00:05:42]:
I'm mad at the breaking news.

Samantha [00:05:43]:
You don't even like them.

Lisa [00:05:44]:
I don't, because I'm mad at the breaking news because it came across on all my news feeds and I'm thinking, like, like, like Trump has been killed.

Samantha [00:05:51]:
Nope, nope, nope.

Lisa [00:05:52]:
What happened? Samantha, what was today's breaking news?

Samantha [00:05:55]:
Oh, my God. Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have gotten engaged.

Lisa [00:06:01]:
As they said. Your English teacher is marrying your gym teacher.

Samantha [00:06:06]:
Yes. Fetch.

Lisa [00:06:09]:
Okay, good. Now is it over? Now can we be done with it?

Samantha [00:06:12]:
Time stood still. The world was hooraying and thinking it should be a national holiday in the United States.

Lisa [00:06:20]:
Oh, my goodness.

Samantha [00:06:21]:
Word Ed Sports bread.

Lisa [00:06:23]:
Oh, my goodness.

Lisa [00:06:24]:
Right here.

Samantha [00:06:25]:
Yay.

Lisa [00:06:25]:
Here.

Lisa [00:06:25]:
Yay.

Lisa [00:06:26]:
Right? All.

Lisa [00:06:27]:
All the bells chimed, right? So I was.

Samantha [00:06:31]:
It's so cute.

Lisa [00:06:33]:
Totally is cute.

Samantha [00:06:34]:
I saw the pictures. They're adorable. Like, I watched the New Heights podcast with them. With her.

Lisa [00:06:41]:
I know, right?

Samantha [00:06:42]:
So cute.

Lisa [00:06:43]:
I know. And they have the money. They have the money to stage that. To stage that photo shoot.

Samantha [00:06:50]:
I know, but who cares? Like, who gives a shit? They're going to have adorable children.

Lisa [00:06:56]:
I'll tell you this right now. When the Gibsons got engaged, it was adorable, too. And the time stood still differently. A little bit, but kind of still the same thing. Here's my beef with it. Happy for them, blah, blah, blah. But here's my beef with it, right? It doesn't need to come across the news as cnn, breaking news. Cnn, cbc, breaking news and breaking news, Right? That means that Donald Trump has been killed.

Lisa [00:07:23]:
That's the break. That's what we're waiting for. That's the breaking news the world is waiting for. Or he stepped down or he tripped, or they finally explained that goofy bruise on his hand that everybody's obsessed with. That's the breaking news. This fits well into Entertainment Tonight news, okay?

Samantha [00:07:43]:
The world needs some uplifting. And this was that moment. And you're poo pooing it because as a CNN News nerd and loves all things tragedy. You were hoping it was a tragedy. You were hoping it was a tragedy.

Lisa [00:08:02]:
When I see breaking news, you are so sick. When I see Breaking news. I'm assuming something bad's happened, somebody's driven in.

Samantha [00:08:10]:
You shouldn't.

Lisa [00:08:11]:
Somebody's blown something up. It should not be. The two superstars got engaged.

Samantha [00:08:15]:
It was delightful and something that everybody needed to know about because.

Lisa [00:08:20]:
Did everybody else listen. Did everybody else that got engaged today get that same type of pop up?

Lisa [00:08:26]:
Woohoo.

Lisa [00:08:26]:
No. There's lots of people all over the world saying, hey, how come I wasn't breaking news?

Samantha [00:08:31]:
Well, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the HHG is pretty stupid. Joked about this too. Her and I will have a lovely conversation around it. And the fact that Taylor has a new album coming out October 3rd.

Lisa [00:08:42]:
Like, don't get me wrong, right? Like, I mean, I think it's great. I'm happy for them. I think that they belong together. And God forbid all things don't go well.

Samantha [00:08:52]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:08:52]:
Then what will the world do, right? Breaking news. Tragic disappointment.

Samantha [00:08:57]:
Most likely the world will poo poo Travis Kelce because he will no longer be. He'll be in the bad books and everyone will love Taylor because we all should. But I think that this is legit. I don't think. Has she ever been engaged? I don't think.

Lisa [00:09:12]:
I do not believe she's JLo.

Samantha [00:09:14]:
She ain't no JLo.

Lisa [00:09:16]:
She's JLo. She ain't.

Lisa [00:09:17]:
Right?

Lisa [00:09:17]:
So she don't just get willy married or willy nilly engaged.

Samantha [00:09:21]:
And they've been dating for two years. And he put a ring on it. And so he should.

Lisa [00:09:27]:
Right?

Samantha [00:09:28]:
All the single ladies were so delightful on that podcast, the New Heights podcast. They were delightful.

Lisa [00:09:35]:
So delightful.

Samantha [00:09:36]:
Stop it with this face. Stop it with this face. You're so. I'm just. Why wasn't it a hurricane? Why wasn't it like some. A tornado? Why? You just wanted another tragedy.

Lisa [00:09:49]:
You're telling me to stop it with this face. And I'm telling you to stop it with that hairdo. What did I say to you today? I said, did you forget to do your hair? I said, it looks like you didn't do your hair. No, I didn't forget.

Samantha [00:09:57]:
I just didn't want to.

Lisa [00:09:59]:
Right.

Lisa [00:10:00]:
Do you have depression?

Samantha [00:10:01]:
And I don't know about it, Sam. Not wanting to. And I don't really care.

Lisa [00:10:04]:
Not pretty.

Samantha [00:10:04]:
Still got. Still got my glasses on. I'm good.

Lisa [00:10:07]:
Because you gotta see. Girls gotta see.

Samantha [00:10:10]:
I'm good.

Lisa [00:10:11]:
It's not your best luck. You know what? You know. You know what? Right now you can't.

Samantha [00:10:15]:
I'm not really trying to impress the world, Lisa.

Lisa [00:10:18]:
I'M just saying. But you know what?

Samantha [00:10:19]:
Thanks for pointing it out.

Lisa [00:10:20]:
You're welcome. You know. You know what you kind of remind me of right now? The people at the keg that weren't very. That weren't. That were very unkeg. Like.

Samantha [00:10:30]:
Which ones?

Lisa [00:10:32]:
All of them except me and you. Oh, my God. Friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:10:37]:
Not that put together.

Lisa [00:10:39]:
Well, I was just wearing your ill fitting pants. I was in my ill fitting pants and my black T shirt because it's Friday.

Samantha [00:10:46]:
I don't think you have. You don't have any right. I have none whatsoever.

Lisa [00:10:53]:
I have too many little legs to.

Samantha [00:10:55]:
Stand stepped out of the keg and you're ill fitting. My. My butt's down my knee pant and.

Lisa [00:11:01]:
Sometimes I can't pull them up because I need both hands and I got one hand full of my purse.

Samantha [00:11:05]:
You already rolled them to the within an inch of their life. So how much further are they going up? They're not.

Lisa [00:11:10]:
I. No, if I roll them anymore, like, like they're going to places pants. Pants can't go.

Samantha [00:11:16]:
Like, that's not right. And.

Lisa [00:11:18]:
But I still felt good.

Samantha [00:11:19]:
Yeah, you need new pants and we're.

Lisa [00:11:22]:
Gonna get new pants.

Samantha [00:11:23]:
No, not with pants.

Lisa [00:11:25]:
Yes, we're gonna get new pants. Remember, Remember? I got that good cap on. On the Amazon.

Samantha [00:11:32]:
Yeah, let's go there. Just order some pants.

Lisa [00:11:35]:
Right, but, but here's the thing, right? There's too many selections with jeans. Am I, am I a boyfriend leg? Am I a skinny leg? Am I a, am I a jegging leg? There's too many.

Samantha [00:11:45]:
You're not, you're not a wide leg. When I just straight cut at.

Lisa [00:11:48]:
Right?

Lisa [00:11:49]:
Like when I just got my capri. I was just a low rise capri.

Samantha [00:11:52]:
Okay? So please don't get a jegging or a legging because God forbid.

Lisa [00:11:58]:
Oh, I feel that's not my best look right now. Hi.

Samantha [00:12:01]:
Chicken, right?

Lisa [00:12:03]:
I got chicken. Oh, yeah. But hi, ugly bun. Ugly bun.

Samantha [00:12:09]:
Well, you're attacking me, so let's just go right back.

Lisa [00:12:12]:
I wasn't just now. I wasn't just now. We were past that.

Samantha [00:12:15]:
Okay, but I have another. I have another alert, okay? I'm stopping you with your bashing me in my hair. Okay, fine.

Lisa [00:12:23]:
It's already been said.

Samantha [00:12:24]:
Another attorney. This is an entertainment alert.

Lisa [00:12:28]:
Busy news week.

Samantha [00:12:30]:
Ryan Pavy, who we love and adore, is going back to General Hospital.

Lisa [00:12:37]:
First off, we don't love and adore. You do. And you love him in Christmas movies. Not on General Hospital. I love and adore General Hospital. Get the Story straight. You're like, so, like. Like, don't bring me.

Lisa [00:12:49]:
Yeah, he's coming back. You know what's happening. I already know. I can. I'm gonna predict it here. Sense. Because Ryan Peavey died on General Hospital because he was Maxi's husband and he was a policeman, and he died. So right now, Maxi's in a coma because when any superstar needs to want.

Samantha [00:13:06]:
To take a leave, he's.

Lisa [00:13:09]:
I think he's going to be a ghost.

Samantha [00:13:10]:
Oh.

Lisa [00:13:11]:
I feel he's going to come back in her dreams and will her back to life, and then she'll live happily ever after after her coma with no side effects, just like Lulu did.

Lisa [00:13:22]:
Right.

Samantha [00:13:23]:
I could be wrong.

Lisa [00:13:24]:
You're the one that's watching General Hospital every single day. And it's super good right now. Maxi just. She just went into her coma, and the people at General Hospital had to say, we have to send her to Massachusetts because they are the brain. They are the. They are the coma center of the United States.

Samantha [00:13:43]:
Got it.

Lisa [00:13:43]:
So goodbyes, cries. Goodbyes cries.

Lisa [00:13:46]:
Right?

Lisa [00:13:46]:
And little James, that's Maxie's son with Ryan Pabey, and he had his dad's. He had his dad's badge, and he said, I'm gonna give this to my mom so she can be brave. Aww. Yeah. She's still in a coma, though. All makeup on and everything. She looks really good for a coma.

Samantha [00:14:04]:
Okay, well, you know what? I'm just excited that he is back on the screen.

Lisa [00:14:08]:
You'll get to see him.

Samantha [00:14:09]:
And I may even. I may even watch parts of General Hospital. Who knows?

Lisa [00:14:12]:
You won't. I'll have to tell you when it's on. Or when it's on.

Samantha [00:14:14]:
I just need him to do a new Christmas movie. That would be great.

Lisa [00:14:17]:
Oh, geez. And that's the worst thing that I think he needs to do.

Lisa [00:14:21]:
Right?

Lisa [00:14:21]:
Okay, I gotta shake my head. This happened. This happened last week.

Lisa [00:14:25]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:14:26]:
I shake my head at weather warnings on my phone that don't pan out. All of them.

Samantha [00:14:32]:
So.

Lisa [00:14:33]:
So it was tornado warnings. But this is what it comes up saying, right? Doesn't tell you where the tornado is. It just tells you it's in your cell phone coverage area. So my cell phone is Sasktel. So that tornado could be any place in that province. And it's telling me to run for cover. And I'm like, okay. So that I'm looking at it.

Lisa [00:14:55]:
Because it's like. And I'm looking at it. I'm like, it doesn't tell me where it is.

Samantha [00:15:01]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:15:01]:
They can't put a town. They can't get. They can't pinpoint it. They can't say, like, well, they did at your front door, was your TV on?

Samantha [00:15:10]:
Because they put some stuff on the TV telling you what areas it was.

Lisa [00:15:14]:
No, I didn't have my TV on at that point. That's why I have it on my phone.

Samantha [00:15:18]:
It was like warm in Martinsville.

Lisa [00:15:20]:
It's like when I. It's like when they tell me that a kid is missing, they let me know where that is. But when my life's in danger, nobody cares. Well, I shake my head.

Samantha [00:15:30]:
You should just be thankful because it was on your side of town.

Lisa [00:15:34]:
Right, Right. And I would have been none the wiser. I would have been like. Like Dorothy had just been standing in the middle of my home, you know what going, oh, apparently, apparently it was in my region.

Samantha [00:15:45]:
Yeah, but apparently you're just sad again that it wasn't tragic news. It didn't happen.

Lisa [00:15:52]:
I don't need to be tragic news for me.

Samantha [00:15:54]:
Oh, sorry, I'm not.

Lisa [00:15:56]:
Hi. That would be narcissistic if I was looking for me to be the lead role in the tragedy. I don't want to be in the tragedy and I really don't want it to be tragedy close to home. I want to be bigger.

Samantha [00:16:06]:
I think I need to shake my head at you because there really was tornadoes and they did touchdown and they like wrecked people's houses out in the. In the far reaching towns and surroundings.

Lisa [00:16:17]:
I feel bad about that, but. But I have to feel bad about that after the fact. I can't send positive prayers and thoughts during because I don't know where it's happening. So I shake my head back at you for thinking, yes, I've solved the answer when you haven't.

Samantha [00:16:31]:
Yes, all right, whatever.

Lisa [00:16:33]:
That's all. You just took something so simple and just. You. You just made it something it didn't even need to be. Well, not loving you today.

Samantha [00:16:42]:
I'm not loving you today.

Lisa [00:16:43]:
Hi. Just saying.

Samantha [00:16:45]:
All right, just so we're correct.

Lisa [00:16:48]:
Just so we're clear on that. Just so we're clear.

Lisa [00:16:49]:
Right.

Lisa [00:16:50]:
As of right now, friends of the podcast, we're not really getting along.

Samantha [00:16:54]:
No, I haven't. I shake my head, though, at drivers in Saskatoon.

Lisa [00:16:58]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:16:59]:
It felt very Toronto esque.

Lisa [00:17:01]:
Oh, and people were weaving in and out of traffic.

Samantha [00:17:07]:
Oh, my God. This is not the Indy 500. Stop it and stop it.

Lisa [00:17:13]:
My issue in Toronto and now, I guess my issue about in Saskatoon will be people drive too fast. They're Cutting in and out, and there's zero room for mistake.

Lisa [00:17:25]:
Right.

Lisa [00:17:26]:
And you know my theory? I don't think we should die in a car accident within our city when the maximum speed limit is 80.

Samantha [00:17:33]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:17:33]:
And that's, like. It just makes no sense, right, that people are dying in the city streets.

Samantha [00:17:38]:
Mm. Well, bad decisions are being made with people in large vehicles. It's just like, stop it.

Lisa [00:17:45]:
Right.

Lisa [00:17:45]:
It's weird.

Samantha [00:17:47]:
We're all getting to the same place. Calm down.

Lisa [00:17:49]:
Yeah, but you know what, though? But that's funny, because you make fun of me for being a nervous driver. That's part of the reason why I'm a nervous driver.

Lisa [00:17:57]:
Right?

Samantha [00:17:58]:
Don't start.

Lisa [00:17:59]:
Don't you start.

Samantha [00:18:00]:
Because we have so many more things to gripe about about that road trip.

Lisa [00:18:06]:
Friends of the podcast, we're not done with our trip yet.

Samantha [00:18:08]:
Every time I've talk to my family about the road trip, I end up. I end up reliving the horror of it. And then I. And then at some point, I'm laughing hysterically because I'm like, I'm surprised. I'm surprised we survived. I don't even know what, like, how did we get through three days? I'm not sure.

Lisa [00:18:31]:
TSD is just kicking in. Oh, just. Just kicking in.

Samantha [00:18:35]:
Right.

Lisa [00:18:36]:
But I got a few things to get off my chest about our trip. That biggest thing, I think my biggest thing was, was it day two? Was it day two, or was it day three when you wouldn't let me get a Slush Puppy?

Samantha [00:18:50]:
Oh, my God. Remember, you were like, day three on the way home, and you're like, gas station, where you went to the bathroom and you didn't get your own Slush Puppy. So I had to go get you a Slush Puppy because you stopped talking.

Lisa [00:19:04]:
About the Slush Puppy. Feel like as though we were in such a hur. We had no time for beverages, for stops like that.

Samantha [00:19:11]:
Like.

Lisa [00:19:11]:
Like. Not just, like a frivolous stop, Lisa. No time for frivolous stopping, I think, is what you had said.

Samantha [00:19:16]:
You went into the facility after me because I always have to go first to go to the bathroom. Because you won't go into the bathroom before me because if it's disgusting, you won't go. And I'm like, do you have a choice of somewhere else to go to the bathroom?

Lisa [00:19:32]:
I have a choice because there was one member I did not go in.

Samantha [00:19:35]:
Well, that was. That. That was your choice.

Lisa [00:19:37]:
It was tough. It was tough. I wasn't going because you're doing it. I wasn't doing It. I wasn't going in that one.

Samantha [00:19:45]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:19:46]:
Nope, nope, nope. But it seemed like on day three, that it was like, if I. If memory serves, the beginning of the day, you were like, okay, so here's the rules for today. No frivolous pit stops.

Samantha [00:19:56]:
No.

Lisa [00:19:57]:
Right.

Lisa [00:19:57]:
And. And you just need to keep your mouth shut all day long. Right?

Samantha [00:20:01]:
That is absolutely not what happened. You are fabricating lies, and here we are, people. When I say that she is a little bit of a liar, let's just say she's a lot of liar.

Lisa [00:20:12]:
But nobody's getting hurt.

Samantha [00:20:13]:
You're not railroading me and gaslighting me. Not in this. You stupid little asshole. No way. I went and got you that fucking Slush Puppy, and then you weren't happy with it because it was the wrong one.

Lisa [00:20:27]:
I wanted the blue raspberry, and you got me the lion.

Samantha [00:20:29]:
There was no blue raspberry. It was a Slurpee. You're the one that told me it needed to be a slush puppy.

Lisa [00:20:35]:
A mister. It was a miss. Like a. Like a slush puppy, like, from the 80s, right? It just seems odd. Like, I've never gone into a place and just seen, hey, we're only making one flavor. They have, like, a slew of flavors.

Samantha [00:20:46]:
None of it was blue. None of it was blue.

Lisa [00:20:49]:
You could have texted and said, hey, do you like these colors better?

Samantha [00:20:52]:
No.

Lisa [00:20:53]:
Yeah, there would. There was workarounds. Right. That I feel we didn't take all the steps to make it better.

Samantha [00:20:58]:
Then you should have gotten your own fucking goddamn Slush Puppy.

Lisa [00:21:01]:
I know, but by the time I got there and then I thought about it, I was in the car in the passenger side. Might I remind you, that didn't open. So guess what? You now have to go because somebody broke the door.

Samantha [00:21:15]:
I didn't break it. I'm pretty sure we activated the child lock.

Lisa [00:21:20]:
Not we. Not we. It was not a group thing. It was you. It was your child lock that you activated. And we could. We couldn't find the rules to fix it. There was.

Lisa [00:21:30]:
There was no YouTube video. There was nothing.

Samantha [00:21:32]:
YouTube video.

Lisa [00:21:34]:
I pity the next people who rented that car and go, why can't I get out? Because you can't.

Samantha [00:21:38]:
Well, they're gonna have to fix it, so.

Lisa [00:21:40]:
Well, here's hoping, right? So. So that was the issue, is, I would have gone back in to get it after I decided to have it.

Samantha [00:21:48]:
You don't get out of the car.

Lisa [00:21:51]:
I can't get out of the car if I'm not driving. I can't get out of the car. If I wasn't driving. I'm locked in car. Because you broke the car.

Samantha [00:22:01]:
I didn't break the car.

Lisa [00:22:03]:
I didn't break the car.

Samantha [00:22:04]:
Lying.

Lisa [00:22:05]:
I didn't break the car.

Samantha [00:22:06]:
I didn't. I didn't break the car either.

Lisa [00:22:07]:
You broke the car.

Samantha [00:22:08]:
You could open it from the outside. So obviously we activated the child lock.

Lisa [00:22:13]:
So guess what? I'm not prepared to crawl over your lap so I can get out and let myself back in once I'm in the. Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:22:21]:
You know what? It's really your fault because you made us get a clown car. If we had just gotten a normal SUV like the one that you're driving previously, it would have been fine. But no, you had to go for the compact car.

Lisa [00:22:34]:
The fun is in the compactness of the car. That's the fun.

Samantha [00:22:38]:
There's no fun in that car.

Lisa [00:22:39]:
Tons of fun.

Lisa [00:22:40]:
Right?

Samantha [00:22:40]:
Frankly, my father was like, so I'm surprised you made it in your compact car. And I'm like, me too, dad. Me too.

Lisa [00:22:48]:
He's like, $45 to fill the tank.

Samantha [00:22:52]:
There was enough hills, dad.

Lisa [00:22:53]:
Enough hills. Lots of hills.

Samantha [00:22:54]:
How was it? Was never really good on a hill. It's a four cylinder, right?

Lisa [00:22:59]:
Right.

Lisa [00:23:00]:
Yeah. Like you. Like you don't want to hope somebody's chasing you because you're in big, big trouble.

Lisa [00:23:04]:
Right?

Samantha [00:23:05]:
Yeah, you are. But that was just trouble.

Lisa [00:23:07]:
That was just the Slush Puppy thing, Right? Do you remember when I was having. And this is on me. This was my issue, when all I wanted. I think this was day two. All I wanted was a drink that tasted like something. And you just kept bringing me water.

Samantha [00:23:21]:
And I'm like, I just want to.

Lisa [00:23:22]:
Drink the taste because you would thing.

Samantha [00:23:24]:
You and stop blaming me for your shit. This is the problem with you is you take zero accountability.

Lisa [00:23:35]:
This is not how I see it. It's not how I see it.

Samantha [00:23:38]:
You are the one that has a voice. You want a different. You want a different beverage, you need to speak.

Lisa [00:23:43]:
I did. Remember I got my orange juice and drank it in three seconds because I was dying of thirst.

Samantha [00:23:52]:
That's the one thing in our entire friendship of 20 plus years that is the first drink that you have drank quickly. The whole thing.

Lisa [00:24:03]:
Whole thing.

Samantha [00:24:04]:
The whole thing.

Lisa [00:24:05]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:24:06]:
And I'm like, oh, you must have been thirsty.

Lisa [00:24:09]:
Yeah, because I haven't had a beverage for three days. Because all we have is water that we keep leaving in the hotel. True.

Samantha [00:24:17]:
Every night we forgot water.

Lisa [00:24:19]:
Oh, my God. Every night as we're unpacking the car. Sam's like, don't forget the water. Let's put it in the fridge.

Samantha [00:24:25]:
The water.

Lisa [00:24:25]:
Never. The next.

Samantha [00:24:27]:
Never made it back.

Lisa [00:24:28]:
Never, ever made it back to the car.

Samantha [00:24:30]:
No.

Lisa [00:24:30]:
Just saying.

Samantha [00:24:31]:
I think it's more important that we remembered all of our other pieces. Right?

Lisa [00:24:35]:
Sure. But I'm just saying, right? Like, day two, a girl just wanted a drink that tasted like something.

Samantha [00:24:40]:
Yeah, well, that's your responsibility.

Lisa [00:24:42]:
Finally, I found it. Good thing. Good thing. I think I must have been driving that time to be able to get that drink. Unless you let me out. Well.

Samantha [00:24:50]:
And then. Hi. By the second day, you were getting more and more difficult because you're like, I don't want to eat it anymore.

Lisa [00:24:58]:
But I was. Oh, I was done with fast food. Hey, this is because Sam said on this trip, we have to only eat fast food because sitting down for a meal, we'll take too long.

Lisa [00:25:14]:
Right?

Samantha [00:25:15]:
It would.

Lisa [00:25:16]:
So it's only fast food.

Samantha [00:25:18]:
Yes, because we were eating on the run.

Lisa [00:25:21]:
Right? Right.

Lisa [00:25:22]:
And. And we did. And I just. One day, I just. All I wanted was no buns. I just want no buns. She's like, what do you feel like for lunch? Anything without a bun. She's like, what does that look like? Probably nothing.

Samantha [00:25:36]:
I'm like, what? Soup, salad. Not like, what are you talking about?

Lisa [00:25:40]:
Oh, yeah, I'd like roadside salad, please.

Lisa [00:25:43]:
Right.

Lisa [00:25:43]:
And I'm never having soup in the summer.

Lisa [00:25:45]:
Right.

Samantha [00:25:47]:
Oh, my God. What did you have? Oh, you had chicken nuggets, I believe.

Lisa [00:25:50]:
Had nugs and some nugs.

Lisa [00:25:53]:
Right.

Lisa [00:25:53]:
Just. I'm like, I can't do a bun. I can't do a bun.

Samantha [00:25:55]:
You know what? Just be thankful I found you a Dairy Queen on the second night where you could stuff your face with hot fudge.

Lisa [00:26:03]:
Yeah, because. But it wasn't correct, was it? Because again, when we went to the dairy.

Samantha [00:26:11]:
That's not my fault.

Lisa [00:26:12]:
Yeah. When we went to the Dairy Queen. No, I was in.

Samantha [00:26:15]:
It's not my fault.

Lisa [00:26:16]:
Listen, I was in the passenger side and couldn't get out.

Samantha [00:26:21]:
You didn't want to get out. You made me get out.

Lisa [00:26:23]:
So you went and you got my sundae, how I like it, with hot fudge on the top and bottom. On your Sunday. And I got a piece of crap Sunday. Not even with the toasted coconut. Just coconut. I'm like, what the fuck?

Samantha [00:26:35]:
Just coconut. Okay. You know what? I. This. This is the part of the road trip that I hated you about your beverages and your food. The only thing you really actually liked. Oh, my God. And Then you played the potato chip game, which we've already discussed breaking.

Lisa [00:26:51]:
You want to talk about breaking news? My boss, boss today, I was chatting with her. It was either today or yesterday. My boss, boss. And she showed me in her drawer in her office, she has a bag of potato chips rolled with a clip. And I'm like, oh, my God, you're playing the game. And she's like, I get the game. I'm like, yeah, you do.

Lisa [00:27:10]:
Right?

Lisa [00:27:10]:
Because she's like, you're right. You get fed up with the chips. Yes, you do. I'm like, better make that viral somehow. Hey, we gotta do a tick tock or something.

Samantha [00:27:19]:
Oh, my God. I don't understand you.

Lisa [00:27:21]:
Right?

Samantha [00:27:22]:
And now you're encouraging other people to be as weird as you are.

Lisa [00:27:25]:
I didn't encourage. She just took it upon herself to be as weird as me on that.

Samantha [00:27:29]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:27:29]:
She's typically not as weird as me. I don't believe.

Samantha [00:27:32]:
Oh, but it was kind of funny.

Lisa [00:27:35]:
The potato chip game was good, though. That's. That. That helped.

Samantha [00:27:37]:
No, because I realized as I was holding the potato chip bag and then rolling it back, I'm putting it down. And you're like, oh, I can eat some more potatoes. I was unrolling. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm doing the potato chip.

Lisa [00:27:48]:
I know, I know, right? I know, I know. So just so the world knows, I am eating buns again. Begrudgingly, kind of.

Samantha [00:27:57]:
Congratulations.

Lisa [00:27:59]:
Thanks. Thanks is what it is.

Samantha [00:28:05]:
You know what's really funny about this trip is that Expedia sent me an email asking about our stay at the Travel Lodge in Kent.

Lisa [00:28:11]:
Oh, is it Ken?

Samantha [00:28:13]:
No. Kenmore?

Lisa [00:28:15]:
No. Kenora.

Samantha [00:28:16]:
Kenora. Sorry.

Lisa [00:28:17]:
Right.

Lisa [00:28:17]:
That was at the Crack Pipe Hotel. Yeah. Shame on them for even. They've stolen the travel. Did you put in that they've stolen the Travel Lodge logo? They are not a Travel lodge. They're literally a flea infested. Well, they weren't. They were clean enough.

Lisa [00:28:32]:
I don't want to say flea, but they were. They were a crackhoe motel. Because the crackhos were out front waiting to greet you as you pulled up.

Samantha [00:28:38]:
Yeah, like, I sent a review and it wasn't good. And I just thought, you need to do better because you made me pay 300 for that room. And the only thing going for it is that the beds looked clean.

Lisa [00:28:52]:
That's the only thing. Like, we didn't want to step on the rug.

Samantha [00:28:56]:
No, like, the rug looked old.

Lisa [00:28:58]:
You.

Samantha [00:28:59]:
You painted the walls. Congratulations. There was a ripped curtain. There was a ripped Shower curtain. I needed to take a shower. You were not willing to take shower. I had to take shower. But it was just like, you need to do better.

Samantha [00:29:14]:
And then there was two. I don't know if you noticed it, but our door had chunks taken out of it at the bottom.

Lisa [00:29:22]:
No, I didn't pay attention. Yeah. I tried not to look at things.

Samantha [00:29:26]:
That doesn't seem safe either.

Lisa [00:29:27]:
No.

Samantha [00:29:28]:
And I was just. I was just like, we need to just get some sleep and leave.

Lisa [00:29:31]:
It just was. It just wasn't good. It's like. It's like I keep getting reviews from Expedia on my Crown Royal Plaza, and I don't even think I told friends of the podcast this. Originally, I went out. I went out to Toronto because I had a gift show right, with my work. And I stayed at the Crown. The Crown Royal Plaza, the Crown Plaza Hotel, whatever it's called, where I always do.

Lisa [00:29:52]:
And they had no running water and they weren't really telling people. And I was like, that's fine. I'll just go have a bite to eat. Because it was good. They kept saying, oh, it's going to be on after in a couple of hours. Okay, let's go have a bite to eat, watch the Jays game. No big deal. Came back, still no water.

Lisa [00:30:06]:
Up in my room, minding my own business. I got a pee and I know now I can't flex the toilet. And I'm like, are you for real? So I went down and I demanded things and, and got them and changed hotels, but they still keep. How was your stay like? Don't make me fill this in, you guys. Like, enough with the surveys, right? Like, if you send me two and I haven't replied, you should just stop.

Samantha [00:30:31]:
Yeah, you should stop.

Lisa [00:30:33]:
You should just stop. It's like when I was. It was like when I was in high school if I had to get my mom to sign my report card and I didn't come two times without it. You should just stop asking me about it because guess what? I'm trying to figure out how to forge her signature, right? And that takes me some time. So give me some space. Back off, people.

Lisa [00:30:50]:
Right?

Lisa [00:30:51]:
Oh, my goodness.

Lisa [00:30:52]:
Right.

Lisa [00:30:53]:
Oh, there was. I don't know if you saw this on, on the Tick Tock or not. There was, you know the, you know the song. The wheels on the bus go round and round, right? There is a video with a woman teaching her kids about their private spots. And she points to them to the tune. So she points to her three main, right? Her boobs, her hoo. Ha. And the back end.

Lisa [00:31:15]:
And it's like, so, okay. So the wheels on the bus go around and around. She's like, these are my private spots. My private spots. My private spots. These are my private spots. Nobody touches them. And I'm like, it's not an interesting.

Lisa [00:31:28]:
And she does a dance. And I'm like, it's not an interesting way to teach your kids about their private parts.

Samantha [00:31:34]:
Well, I mean, I guess you got to teach them. Right?

Lisa [00:31:37]:
Right.

Lisa [00:31:37]:
And she's doing the actions. If you didn't hear, though, if you didn't. If you listened to it or watched it, any sound, you would have probably thought it was that. When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, up. Said some diarrhea, same type of actions.

Lisa [00:31:51]:
Hey.

Lisa [00:31:51]:
I'm like, wow, that's so bizarre. These private spots.

Samantha [00:31:56]:
It's. Is that a. Maybe it's good for adults, too. Maybe we need to roll that out to some adults.

Lisa [00:32:02]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:32:02]:
Yeah, right.

Samantha [00:32:03]:
These are my. These are my. No, no areas. Don't touch. Don't touch.

Lisa [00:32:07]:
Right.

Lisa [00:32:08]:
Like, but here's the thing. When we don't have kids growing up, right. When we were kids growing up, I don't remember us learning that lesson. I just don't. I just don't feel our. I don't feel the 70s. Mom sat us down to talk to us about our periods. To talk to us about.

Samantha [00:32:27]:
Right.

Lisa [00:32:27]:
Let alone our private spots.

Samantha [00:32:29]:
No, our. Our generation. I learned any of that. Any of that stuff I learned in my health class. Because you had health, right?

Lisa [00:32:39]:
Yeah, we had health class. So we learned it there.

Samantha [00:32:41]:
Elementary or high school? Oh, my God. I didn't learn till I was in high school.

Lisa [00:32:45]:
Oh, no, we learned it. We learned some of it in public school, but for the most part, all of that stuff we learned in the critically acclaimed book by Judy Bloom. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. Margaret. And that taught us about our period. Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:32:59]:
And that was revolutionary. And people didn't want you to read it. It's like, no, she's just getting her period. Calm down.

Lisa [00:33:04]:
Right?

Lisa [00:33:04]:
Because parents weren't talking about that. Oh, you've become a woman.

Samantha [00:33:08]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:33:08]:
Here's a bag of maxi pads.

Samantha [00:33:10]:
I remember sitting in a classroom, Evan Hardy Collegiate, with everybody else who has to take a health class, and. And we're watching a film, and we're watching a woman birth a child.

Lisa [00:33:23]:
Oh, I don't remember that. Kicked out of that class.

Samantha [00:33:26]:
No. In that moment, I was like, no. Hells to the no.

Lisa [00:33:31]:
Maybe. Maybe that's why.

Samantha [00:33:34]:
This is not happening. It looked painful. She was screaming. I'm like, thank you.

Lisa [00:33:40]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:33:40]:
Now I know where past what's gonna.

Lisa [00:33:42]:
Happen to all those brave women out there who have birthed. Good on you.

Samantha [00:33:47]:
Good on you. Because if you ever watch that film and you still decided to do it, congratulations.

Lisa [00:33:52]:
Right?

Samantha [00:33:53]:
Stronger than I am.

Lisa [00:33:54]:
Yeah. Not. Not. Not my cup of tea either. And I'm sure if it wasn't because of that, it was because of something very similar. Ugh.

Lisa [00:34:02]:
Right?

Lisa [00:34:02]:
It would have been. Yeah. Like, I never got my ears pierced a second time because I remember how much the first time hurt. I'm good. I have a skin tag that I'm in the middle of freezing, so I got the kit.

Samantha [00:34:12]:
Oh, you finally. You broke down, did you?

Lisa [00:34:15]:
Mike got the kit.

Samantha [00:34:17]:
Oh, okay.

Lisa [00:34:18]:
I mentioned the kit. Mike got the kit because he's that guy. He's good that way. And so you. So you freeze it, which hurts. You put it on a cute. Like, this big, puffy pad, and then it's frozen, and then you put it on your skin tag for 45 seconds, and that hurts because it's freezing it to death. And then it's supposed to come off when.

Lisa [00:34:38]:
When. When. I've done three applications. Still there. It's just redden. It's just now redder.

Samantha [00:34:43]:
Just let it die. It's supposed to die. How long until it dies? Ew. Yeah, you should maybe put a band aid over top of it.

Lisa [00:34:51]:
Oh, hi. Because that's not noticeable.

Samantha [00:34:55]:
Right? Start wearing turtlenecks.

Lisa [00:34:58]:
It's almost sweater weather. You know, they say, yeah, I wish it was sweater weather right now. Then I'd be. I'd be feeling fine.

Lisa [00:35:05]:
Right?

Lisa [00:35:05]:
Except they don't wear turtlenecks because they got no neck.

Samantha [00:35:08]:
Oh, you don't. Yeah.

Lisa [00:35:10]:
Yeah. Talk about me again.

Samantha [00:35:12]:
Short neck, puffy face.

Lisa [00:35:14]:
I would just have double chins. I'd have one chin showing over top of my turtle. And then just cheeks between. Between that look. And put me in a. In a. In a swim cap. Those are my two worst looks.

Lisa [00:35:29]:
I feel.

Samantha [00:35:30]:
Put you in a baseball cap, and it's like, Lisa.

Lisa [00:35:33]:
I know, right?

Lisa [00:35:34]:
Is that you, or is that Louis?

Lisa [00:35:36]:
Right.

Samantha [00:35:37]:
Is it Louis?

Lisa [00:35:38]:
I know, right?

Samantha [00:35:40]:
Okay, I. Okay, now, I. Friends of the podcast, you've probably heard of Lisa. Say she gets emails from God.

Lisa [00:35:48]:
I get emails from God. Yeah.

Samantha [00:35:50]:
So she's not special anymore. I'm getting emails from the universe.

Lisa [00:35:56]:
Oh, wow.

Samantha [00:35:58]:
I. I have the universe emailing me. Words of encouragement.

Lisa [00:36:04]:
Because the world. Because the universe knows that people need that.

Samantha [00:36:08]:
So this is what they recently sent. I felt I needed to share because I'm not sure what they're talking about. Okay, it seemed confusing.

Lisa [00:36:17]:
Let's dissect, shall we?

Samantha [00:36:19]:
True life mastery. Sound is more a function of knowing what to want than knowing how to get what you want. What do you. And then it was like, what? The universe?

Lisa [00:36:34]:
You want to know what I think? Oh, here's the thing. This is. And I'm just. Sorry. I was hoping it was going to be something better than that. This is my take on it, right? God don't send a messenger. So that's fake God. That's spam God.

Lisa [00:36:48]:
Spam.

Samantha [00:36:48]:
Female. No, this is the universe. This is bigger than God. This is the universe talking to me.

Lisa [00:36:54]:
Nothing's bigger than God. That's fine. But it's. It's. It's. It's gobbledygook. It doesn't even make sense.

Samantha [00:37:00]:
It's not gobbledygook.

Lisa [00:37:03]:
You're asking where I think, which means you don't understand it, and that's not good.

Samantha [00:37:08]:
Friends of the podcast help me to interpret. True life mastery, Sam, is more of a function of knowing what to want than knowing how to get what you want.

Lisa [00:37:18]:
No, I disagree with it because, you.

Samantha [00:37:19]:
Know, I felt like it was. Like it was a mystery that I needed to solve, and I'm like, I don't know if I have.

Lisa [00:37:25]:
You can know. It doesn't even make sense. You should be on. You're on the universe's D list. Actually, now I think, right. Just like I'm on God's D list.

Samantha [00:37:33]:
You're on the universe because I'm associated with you. That's why I'm on the D list with the universe, because they're like, you know, Lisa Gibson, she's already on God's D list. I. Bam. There you go.

Lisa [00:37:44]:
I just confessed at our live show in Collingwood, Ontario, that I'm about. Well, you started it, and I admit it, I'm a bad influence. It seems to follow me around. So now you're on the.

Samantha [00:37:53]:
God put you on the D list.

Lisa [00:37:54]:
Yeah. And now the universe puts you on the D list because of me.

Samantha [00:37:57]:
I think that it's more important with you.

Lisa [00:37:59]:
It's more important to know how to get what you want, not to just know what you want. Oh, that's great. Oh, I know. I'm hungry. I need to know how to make my food so I can not be hungry. That's what's important. That's dumb. That's why it's the D list.

Lisa [00:38:12]:
Sorry, the universe is mad at you.

Samantha [00:38:15]:
Probably.

Lisa [00:38:16]:
Right.

Lisa [00:38:16]:
I'd like to help you more, but.

Samantha [00:38:18]:
Get in line.

Lisa [00:38:19]:
But.

Lisa [00:38:19]:
Yeah, I think so. You're on the other side of the bench. We're on opposing sides of the benches. Both, but both at the end of the bench. Because we're on the D list.

Samantha [00:38:27]:
We're on the D list.

Lisa [00:38:29]:
Right.

Lisa [00:38:30]:
Finally. Usually all my friends always rise above the D list. Hey, like, none of my friends ever stayed down in the D list with me. They were always. They, like, all moved on up. Well, I do. Well, it feels like it's. You're probably running out of time.

Lisa [00:38:44]:
Right?

Lisa [00:38:45]:
They moved up young.

Lisa [00:38:46]:
Right?

Lisa [00:38:46]:
You old now you're probably staying. You might get to see. Which I don't even care about getting to anymore. Okay, but here's something I got. No, I'm not being mean. I'm being truthful.

Samantha [00:38:56]:
No, no, that's. You're such an.

Lisa [00:39:03]:
Listen, I have something. I have something that's going to help you. Let me help you, Samantha.

Lisa [00:39:08]:
Right?

Samantha [00:39:09]:
Sure.

Lisa [00:39:10]:
Salmon sperm. They say salmon sperm is guaranteed to keep your face looking young.

Samantha [00:39:16]:
And I'm good.

Lisa [00:39:17]:
Let's get that face looking young, shall we?

Samantha [00:39:19]:
I'm. I'm.

Lisa [00:39:20]:
It's not looking real young today. Let's get it looking young. Get some salmon sprouts. I don't think.

Samantha [00:39:25]:
I'm not that bad. Okay.

Lisa [00:39:27]:
Look at your wrinkles when you just did that. Cast your eyebrows up. No wrinkles.

Samantha [00:39:31]:
Crunch my forehead.

Lisa [00:39:32]:
Yeah, because mine is. I have no wrinkles to crunch. Now do eyebrows down. You got. I have nothing.

Samantha [00:39:41]:
I have elevens.

Lisa [00:39:42]:
I have none. I have. I have zeros.

Lisa [00:39:45]:
Right.

Lisa [00:39:45]:
You're 11 ahead of me in wrinkles.

Samantha [00:39:47]:
Oh, shut up.

Lisa [00:39:48]:
So I'm just saying.

Lisa [00:39:49]:
Right?

Lisa [00:39:49]:
Do you believe at least I don't.

Samantha [00:39:50]:
Look like a chipmunk.

Lisa [00:39:52]:
Listen, it's because I'm happy and I have chubby cheeks. And this is what she does. Friend of the podcast. She can't handle. She can't handle any positive criticism.

Samantha [00:40:01]:
Oh, my God. You are attacking me and telling me I look old. You're a fucking chipmunk with chicken legs.

Lisa [00:40:12]:
Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:40:13]:
You're. You're a chip lick. You're a chip licking.

Lisa [00:40:16]:
You're a chip. I'm not.

Samantha [00:40:17]:
I'm not chip licking.

Lisa [00:40:20]:
I'm not. I'm not. And at least I don't have elevens. Right? She's just kind of. She. She gets sensitive about her.

Samantha [00:40:29]:
Now I'm just being mean. All right.

Lisa [00:40:31]:
Totally.

Lisa [00:40:31]:
Right.

Samantha [00:40:32]:
So what about. Are you gonna buy some salmon sperm and spread it on your face.

Lisa [00:40:36]:
I don't need it, but it's gonna help you look young.

Samantha [00:40:40]:
I can't wait until you start getting lots of crinkly all over your.

Lisa [00:40:43]:
Well, I'm gonna tell you, right? I'm 56 and I've always said I certainly expected it because, you know, you've seen the people I come from, right? Like my nanny, we loved her, but because we had to. And because she looked like a Shar Pei.

Lisa [00:41:00]:
Right?

Lisa [00:41:01]:
She was a wrinkle dog, but only in the face.

Samantha [00:41:03]:
Yeah, right.

Lisa [00:41:04]:
And my mom didn't wrinkle. My mom wrinkled badly, but she got sick. So we've always blamed it on that. But my sisters are doing okay. I'm like, my kid sister's good. I feel I'm good. But anything can happen. But it should.

Lisa [00:41:18]:
But in our family, in true McIntyre fashion, they all hit it really young. Like, okay, yeah, like, they hit it like in their. Like 40 by 40. They were like, wrinkled. So. All right, maybe that's the one thing that I'm gonna not have is wrinkles.

Lisa [00:41:36]:
Right?

Lisa [00:41:37]:
Maybe. I don't know.

Samantha [00:41:38]:
You and your sparkling personality.

Lisa [00:41:41]:
Right? God. God. I'll take. Thank you, God. Uh huh huh.

Samantha [00:41:47]:
So Lisa panicked. In true Lisa fashion, she saw something on Facebook, panicked and panicked.

Lisa [00:41:52]:
I reacted.

Samantha [00:41:53]:
And now we. I inquired because we're not even out of this summer. We're already thinking of next summer. Can we say I didn't book Twin Shores again? And I'm like, I. I think we could have waited. But then, to your point, I just.

Lisa [00:42:07]:
There was only one week left.

Samantha [00:42:09]:
There was nothing left.

Lisa [00:42:10]:
There was like, nothing left in. In July.

Samantha [00:42:12]:
There's only like three days left in July now.

Lisa [00:42:14]:
And we're already going one week later than we us. I know, right?

Samantha [00:42:19]:
I don't know how you survive.

Lisa [00:42:21]:
I just saw it on Friday night. That's a rocking Friday night in my world. And I thought, no way. And then I just decided to message him and I'm like, for real? He's like, for real. And then I looked it up and then I was like, ah, Sam, you gotta fix this. We can still get out of it if we need to. But we didn't think that we were gonna need to.

Samantha [00:42:44]:
No, we're going.

Lisa [00:42:44]:
But we still can. We still can.

Samantha [00:42:46]:
It's lovely there. Why wouldn't we want to go?

Lisa [00:42:48]:
Right? So, hi. Maybe when we're there next year, next summer, you're going to say, hey, Lisa, thanks for panicking or being proactive. You call it panic. I prefer to call it proactive.

Samantha [00:42:59]:
Okay. All right.

Lisa [00:43:01]:
I'm not always like that. I'm usually the one who's like, it'll be fine.

Lisa [00:43:04]:
Right?

Lisa [00:43:05]:
I don't know. Have you noticed that summer, like, it's winding down. Hey. And like, it's cooler in the morning.

Samantha [00:43:13]:
It is.

Lisa [00:43:14]:
Did we have a good summer? Do we feel. I'm going to tell you this right now.

Samantha [00:43:17]:
Have summer. There was like, shit weather the whole time.

Lisa [00:43:20]:
No, no. I'm going to tell you this. I saw my boss today for the first time in two and a half weeks, right? Because I left and then she was gone and I came back and she was gone. And you know what she said to me? And she's a Tanner by nature. And she said, lisa Gibson, you may have outdone yourself this year. And I'm like, I know, because I am chocolate brown. Wear that like a badge of honor.

Samantha [00:43:50]:
Oh, my God. You finally burnt enough to turn on different color.

Lisa [00:43:53]:
I totally did. And so I said to her, I said, I have to be honest. I said. I said, I had a couple great days. We had some great weather in July. Well, in July, yes. And then when I went to go see my sister, I took. I took advantage of two days.

Lisa [00:44:11]:
Not hardcore, but. But hardcore enough. But then we had two beautiful days in Collingwood.

Samantha [00:44:16]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:44:17]:
Burnt viewers, just burning. Hey, Like, I don't even think. Did I even use anything. I might have used a bit of 50 on my legs because. What did I say? These legs have to work because I'm going to a comedy show on Saturday.

Samantha [00:44:30]:
And you're wearing pants and I'm wearing.

Lisa [00:44:31]:
Pants and I gotta get those feet into shoes. So I'm gonna be careful there. Everything else is just ar.

Samantha [00:44:36]:
Right.

Lisa [00:44:37]:
But, yeah, hey, chocolate brown. I feel it was a good summer overall, except for, you know, on top of all that, right? Like, I killed my boob. The beginning. Beginning of summer sucked, right? I killed my boob.

Samantha [00:44:48]:
Well, it still hasn't really survived.

Lisa [00:44:50]:
Still. It still is. Not that I would ever just walk around with no shirt on for friends, for anybody, but if I did, there would be no confusing that I had a massive trauma there. Still. It's really weird and creepy. Yeah, it's really weird, but I feel we had a good summer. Hey, I feel we had a good summer.

Samantha [00:45:09]:
Well, we got some sun and we. We had a live show and that was exciting. And so now, hopefully the fall will be also very exciting for us.

Lisa [00:45:19]:
Just smooth sailing from here, right? Totally.

Lisa [00:45:23]:
Right?

Samantha [00:45:24]:
Totally gonna be exciting.

Lisa [00:45:26]:
Totally gonna be exciting, right?

Samantha [00:45:28]:
I feel like I have had my. This is the Darkest I've ever been.

Lisa [00:45:31]:
Yeah, you're. You got a good. But. But people would expect that from you, right, because you're blonde. You're not a ginger.

Samantha [00:45:37]:
No, but blondes did burn as well.

Lisa [00:45:40]:
Right.

Lisa [00:45:41]:
And you did burn.

Lisa [00:45:42]:
Right.

Samantha [00:45:42]:
Well. But I wore a 60, so I still managed to get a tick.

Lisa [00:45:45]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:45:46]:
Right.

Lisa [00:45:46]:
So, yeah, I. I'm not wearing a 60.

Samantha [00:45:50]:
I know. Never ever will you.

Lisa [00:45:52]:
Never ever will I.

Samantha [00:45:55]:
But. But as you say that things are cooling down and the weather is. You know, we're about to go in. Need a coat.

Lisa [00:46:02]:
Don't need a coat. Need a coat. Don't need a coat.

Samantha [00:46:04]:
Right. So is it time to stop caring if our legs are shaved and our toes are presentable and our armpits don't have hair?

Lisa [00:46:12]:
No.

Lisa [00:46:12]:
You know what?

Samantha [00:46:13]:
Are we there yet?

Lisa [00:46:15]:
Never, ever going to be there with armpits. Sorry, I think that's disgusting.

Samantha [00:46:17]:
No, I think that's. I. I get that people don't, but. Yeah, I can't do that.

Lisa [00:46:26]:
I'm not a 70s girl that much at heart.

Samantha [00:46:29]:
No.

Lisa [00:46:29]:
Right. I evolved with the times and. And I'm okay with it. I don't really have to shave my legs that. That most. The hair just disappeared on my legs one day.

Samantha [00:46:38]:
Yeah. You know what? Not a lot. I think it's just as we age and we lose all the hormones in our body and we get cranky and things happen.

Lisa [00:46:46]:
Right.

Samantha [00:46:46]:
The hair in our legs stops to grow, but managed to show up on our chin.

Lisa [00:46:50]:
Totally.

Lisa [00:46:51]:
Right.

Samantha [00:46:51]:
And above our lip.

Lisa [00:46:52]:
And I'm fuzzier.

Samantha [00:46:54]:
Yeah, that. And my face is fuzzy.

Lisa [00:46:56]:
Right.

Lisa [00:46:56]:
I'm gonna say this, right. Like, I felt that as we traveled, we had a really great unwritten rule, and we both respected it. Didn't even know that it was real. Neither commented on peach fuzz or whether or not somebody should take the razor out. Although you were shaving one day.

Samantha [00:47:12]:
I did. Because I can't like my hair. Like, I. No offense, but I don't really want to have a mustache. So I pluck the black things and I shave them.

Lisa [00:47:22]:
And yours comes in black, mine just comes in like, like, like gingery. Like, well, and then.

Samantha [00:47:26]:
And then I keep getting white things in my eyebrows. Sure, those grow, but you can't get a normal colored hair to grow.

Lisa [00:47:34]:
Right.

Lisa [00:47:34]:
But it's because you're old.

Lisa [00:47:36]:
Right.

Lisa [00:47:36]:
That's why. That's why, you know? But I don't know, toes. I don't know. I still think we should try and, like, maintain.

Samantha [00:47:44]:
Well, I feel like you still need to have good I mean, a presentable toe, whether it has polish on it for the fall, that's, I don't think it is necessary.

Lisa [00:47:52]:
Right, but they should still, like, not look like talons.

Samantha [00:47:55]:
No.

Lisa [00:47:55]:
Right.

Lisa [00:47:56]:
Like they shouldn't look like that.

Lisa [00:47:57]:
Right.

Lisa [00:47:59]:
All right, so I don't know what your thoughts are on this. Friends of the podcast, the Menendez brothers, right. Denied parole. Samantha, what are your thoughts?

Samantha [00:48:12]:
I'm not sure, because I still killed their parents. Yeah, that's the problem.

Lisa [00:48:18]:
Like, every, like everybody could kill their parents. And after 30 years, say, I get it, I've been pretty good in jail that, where I have no rest, where, where I can't do anything. And it was interesting. Like, Rosie o' Donnell is good friends with them and wants them out. And I do believe that they've done that. They've rehabilitated and they've done great things. But the judge kind of had a point.

Lisa [00:48:38]:
Right.

Lisa [00:48:38]:
So for Eric Menendez, they kept saying, we still don't feel that you appreciate that there's laws in place that you can't break. And he's like, I've been in jail for 30 years. What laws do you think I haven't broke? And they're like, you keep getting caught with a cell phone and you're not supposed to have it. And he's like, well, what's the big deal? There's nothing else to do in jail. And the judge is like, just the very fact that you're saying what's the big deal? Tells me that you don't accept the fact that there's a law and a rule that you're not supposed to break. And I'm like, you're, dude, you get fried over a fucking phone.

Samantha [00:49:15]:
Wow.

Lisa [00:49:16]:
Right?

Lisa [00:49:17]:
And everybody kept saying it's a phone, but in jail, there's only so many things that they can hold against you.

Lisa [00:49:23]:
Right? Right.

Lisa [00:49:24]:
So you're not driving a car. You're not causing major things. So if, if, if you're, if you're not allowed to have a cell phone, you're not allowed to have a cell phone.

Samantha [00:49:34]:
So I guess the, okay, I'm just hearing that. Me, personally, I think the judge was like, if you're okay breaking this small rule, how do we killed someone to get here?

Lisa [00:49:48]:
Right.

Samantha [00:49:49]:
And you, you thought that you could do that and, and maybe not have to and not go to jail.

Lisa [00:49:54]:
Like, I don't think the judge is saying, I don't think anybody's thinking they're going to go kill people. I don't think they're a harm to Society. But, but how do we know that you haven't necessarily accepted that there's law, that there's rules in place that you have to abide by, like, or.

Samantha [00:50:09]:
And is he alluding to the fact that he thinks he's above the law?

Lisa [00:50:12]:
A little entitled still.

Lisa [00:50:13]:
Right, right.

Lisa [00:50:14]:
And 30 and 35 years ago, you were an entitled little rich kid, right? Yes. Had things done and it was bad. They were being sexually molested, but then they were like, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Killed very viciously. And you, You, You. You tried to cover it up like it was a gang violent, like. Or like it was like a mob hit or something.

Lisa [00:50:36]:
So it was like. Yeah, so it was very like. Like there's a lot of.

Samantha [00:50:39]:
There was some thought put into.

Lisa [00:50:41]:
Right.

Lisa [00:50:41]:
And then you went on and then you bought Rolexes because you're entitled rich kids. So, I don't know. I mean, I'm not saying that they should have to spend the rest of their lives in jail and maybe in three years they should get out, but. But I'm glad that they. I'm honestly glad that they didn't get it on the first kick. Yeah, right.

Samantha [00:50:59]:
I guess. Yeah. I mean. Oh, that's a slippery slope, though.

Lisa [00:51:02]:
Slippery slope. Slippery slope. Friends of the podcast weigh in.

Samantha [00:51:05]:
Yeah, right.

Lisa [00:51:07]:
I don't know. Just seemed odd.

Lisa [00:51:09]:
Hey.

Lisa [00:51:09]:
Just seemed a little odd.

Samantha [00:51:10]:
Samantha, who else thinks that they deserve to get out of jail after murdering someone? That's a hard pill to swallow because the.

Lisa [00:51:19]:
The men who crocheted on that TV show killed people and are wonderful, wonderful men who make blankets and quilts for people. But they're not getting out, leaving. You still killed people. Yeah, Sometimes, like, that's pretty. That that's like, like the most serious of the crimes. And sometimes I'm glad I don't have to decide whether or not we bend on that.

Samantha [00:51:42]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:51:43]:
You know? Yeah.

Samantha [00:51:45]:
Oh, my God. Okay, well, I'm wondering if you would like to take another stroll through the psychic fair.

Lisa [00:51:55]:
Yeah, I would.

Samantha [00:51:57]:
Do. Do you remember that?

Lisa [00:51:59]:
They hated us.

Samantha [00:52:00]:
Yeah, they hated us. They hated us. Yeah. And it's coming back to Saskatoon late September.

Lisa [00:52:06]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:52:07]:
And I saw that and I was like, oh, we should go again. And then I'm like, oh, but we'll get told by Michelle that it's the devil's work.

Lisa [00:52:14]:
Again, HHG is not a fan.

Lisa [00:52:16]:
Right.

Samantha [00:52:16]:
She's not.

Lisa [00:52:17]:
She feels it's the work of the devil. You're letting the devil in. You're giving the devil. You open the door for the devil.

Samantha [00:52:22]:
It's not the work of the devil, but whatever. But I thought it might be.

Lisa [00:52:27]:
You want to find out about your chakras?

Samantha [00:52:30]:
Yes, chakras.

Lisa [00:52:31]:
I want to know my chakras. I want to know my chakras and my auras. Yeah, for sure. Let's do it. Yeah. Pencil us in.

Samantha [00:52:38]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:52:39]:
Right.

Lisa [00:52:40]:
Friends of the podcast. If you go back years and years and years ago, we did an episode about it.

Lisa [00:52:46]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:52:46]:
We went to the. We went to the fair.

Lisa [00:52:47]:
I think we were supposed to be rich and famous by now, too.

Samantha [00:52:50]:
It's a psychic and crystal fair.

Lisa [00:52:52]:
I don't care about the crystal. I just want the psychic part. That's what I want. Cool. Yeah, Pencil man. For sure. Okay. Do you ever give thought, like some of these superstars, like, say.

Lisa [00:53:03]:
Let's say Cher, for example. Like, what it must take to look like that at almost 80. Like, let's take you, for example, today. What? That must. Stop.

Samantha [00:53:12]:
Stop.

Lisa [00:53:15]:
Last time. I promised you.

Samantha [00:53:17]:
Just not.

Lisa [00:53:18]:
I won't. I won't. But it just. It was just a good setup, right? Like. Like, you look at Cher. The work it must take to look like Cher out in public. Because, like. Like, was there ever a time, like, would you ever be like.

Lisa [00:53:31]:
Like, oh, I think I can. I can look so fantastic. I never felt like that I'm just like, I'm just gonna look like me. I don't really give a shit.

Samantha [00:53:41]:
I think that she's had a lot of plastic surgery.

Lisa [00:53:44]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:53:44]:
I think that she's done a lot to her body to stay a certain way.

Lisa [00:53:48]:
And.

Samantha [00:53:48]:
Congratulations. She looks pretty good for her age.

Lisa [00:53:51]:
She does. But, like, when I get up in the morning and I'm putting on my makeup to go to work, right. I put my cover up on, and then I take most of it off because it feels too orange. And then I get my. My. And then I get my eyeshadow, And I go, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 1, 2, 3, 5.

Lisa [00:54:05]:
Right.

Lisa [00:54:05]:
And I do that. And then I get my little eyeliner and I just on underneath because I can't do. I can't do the fancy stuff like you.

Lisa [00:54:12]:
Right?

Lisa [00:54:12]:
And then I smear it because I have that brush. I can smear. And then I take my. My mascara. That doesn't lash very well. Yeah.

Samantha [00:54:19]:
Let's not take any makeup advice from you.

Lisa [00:54:21]:
Right?

Lisa [00:54:22]:
And then I'm just like, fuck it. I'm just. I'm just me. Yeah.

Lisa [00:54:26]:
Right.

Lisa [00:54:26]:
Take it or leave it.

Samantha [00:54:28]:
I think that Cher has. She's Cher, Right. Has to be a certain way. But I'm Sure. She doesn't look like that every day.

Lisa [00:54:35]:
Like, what if someday I'm just Lisa and I gotta look like Cher? I gotta look a certain way because I'm Lisa. Like, I worry about that. Like, what are you gonna need it?

Samantha [00:54:45]:
You're gonna need a team of people just like Cher.

Lisa [00:54:49]:
Right.

Samantha [00:54:49]:
I'm gonna need someone to help you with your makeup, and you're gonna need someone to dress you. Because if you're trying to be Cher.

Lisa [00:54:57]:
Right. Right.

Samantha [00:54:59]:
You're gonna need money and people.

Lisa [00:55:01]:
I'm gonna need people.

Lisa [00:55:02]:
Right?

Lisa [00:55:03]:
I'm gonna need people.

Samantha [00:55:04]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:55:04]:
Saying it just seemed odd sometimes. I just think it must take a lot of work to share. Yeah, yeah.

Lisa [00:55:10]:
Right.

Samantha [00:55:11]:
But I'm remembering Cher for her. She's funny, she's talented.

Lisa [00:55:17]:
Absolutely.

Samantha [00:55:17]:
Singer, she's concert. She's still amazing.

Lisa [00:55:20]:
Don't mess with Cher. She demand.

Samantha [00:55:22]:
Don't mess with Cher.

Lisa [00:55:23]:
Cher's the man.

Samantha [00:55:24]:
She's a man.

Lisa [00:55:25]:
Like, don't with Cher.

Samantha [00:55:27]:
Okay. God bless. Social media keeps you in touch with everything.

Lisa [00:55:34]:
Hey.

Samantha [00:55:36]:
So I think the universe is taunting us, Lisa, because I saw an ad. The corn maze is back on the Valley Road.

Lisa [00:55:42]:
Nope, nope, nope. We hated it.

Samantha [00:55:46]:
You're willing to go to the psychic fair?

Lisa [00:55:49]:
We hated the corn maze. We did half. We did half. Half of the first row and said it. Nope. It was horrible. You are claustrophobic. You don't like if you can't see over top of things.

Samantha [00:56:04]:
It is. Yeah. May. Maybe I'm over that now. Feel free.

Lisa [00:56:08]:
Go with your family. See if they enjoy it. Okay. I'm not joining. No, thank you. And it smells damp. And there's bugs.

Samantha [00:56:20]:
There's bugs.

Lisa [00:56:21]:
No. And it's muddy.

Samantha [00:56:24]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:56:24]:
No.

Samantha [00:56:25]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:56:25]:
Nope, nope. I'll go see the psychics that I think are crazy and have just secret ways of, like, somebody secretly telling them your shit as you walk around and they hear conversations.

Lisa [00:56:37]:
Right.

Lisa [00:56:38]:
This. This question was posed on a TikTok, and it kind of made me wonder, what did. What did the world do before ranch dressing? Because we grew up without ranch dressing.

Lisa [00:56:51]:
Right.

Lisa [00:56:52]:
Ranch dressing.

Samantha [00:56:53]:
Like Elmo.

Lisa [00:56:54]:
Ranch dressing came into our lives. Yeah, Right. We weren't born into ranch dressing or Elmo.

Samantha [00:57:00]:
No.

Lisa [00:57:00]:
We had Catalina, but Catalina. And. And, like, like, you're right. But, like, like, what did we dip our vegetables in? We didn't probably dip.

Samantha [00:57:09]:
No.

Lisa [00:57:10]:
Well, a French onion. Probably a French onion.

Lisa [00:57:13]:
Right.

Lisa [00:57:14]:
Which. Which nobody liked. That's a chip dip, not a veggie dip.

Lisa [00:57:18]:
Right.

Lisa [00:57:19]:
It's a chip dip.

Samantha [00:57:20]:
Yeah. That wasn't. Yeah.

Lisa [00:57:21]:
That wasn't and then came ranch.

Samantha [00:57:23]:
We were young.

Lisa [00:57:24]:
Yeah. I don't love ranch. You like ranch?

Samantha [00:57:26]:
I like ranch.

Lisa [00:57:27]:
Ranch. I like. If I never had to eat ranch, I would be perfectly fine.

Samantha [00:57:31]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:57:31]:
I don't get it.

Samantha [00:57:32]:
You love barbecue sauce. I can't stand.

Lisa [00:57:35]:
I like barbecue sauce. And I love blue cheese dressing.

Samantha [00:57:38]:
Nope.

Lisa [00:57:38]:
And you're not a fan of that. I love barbecue sauce. Yeah. Like, not every one of them, but you. You just. You.

Samantha [00:57:44]:
I just. I don't have an affinity for them, and I just don't get them.

Lisa [00:57:48]:
Yeah. I'm like that with the ranch. I'm like, I don't need you in my life. Ranch. It's not necessary. There's no place. I don't have place for that.

Lisa [00:57:56]:
Right.

Lisa [00:57:57]:
Yes.

Samantha [00:57:57]:
Because if Lisa has no use for it, it doesn't need to exist.

Lisa [00:58:00]:
It doesn't need to exist.

Samantha [00:58:02]:
Go away.

Lisa [00:58:03]:
Out you go. Out you go. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

Samantha [00:58:06]:
Yeah, well, you know.

Lisa [00:58:07]:
Totally.

Lisa [00:58:08]:
Right?

Lisa [00:58:08]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:58:10]:
I feel like we're at the point where people may have forgotten something, and I. I'm going to bring it up again.

Lisa [00:58:16]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:58:17]:
Because I feel like I need you to understand that we're waiting for your apology. Waiting for your apologies about wearing the. The Crocs.

Lisa [00:58:27]:
I wear my sister's Crocs when I go to Ottawa. I wear. Is that. They're to me, they're my backyard shoes. So when I'm in her backyard sitting outside, I put on her Crocs.

Samantha [00:58:40]:
Yeah. Her purple Crocs.

Lisa [00:58:41]:
Same ones as last year. They felt better. This year. I almost didn't hate them. Like, not like. Not like taking them out in public, liking them. Not like that, but like, for just, like, backyard shoes, I maybe. Maybe might kind of get it right.

Lisa [00:59:00]:
So I literally. And I love them in the backyard.

Samantha [00:59:03]:
Okay, so you're not going to apologize?

Lisa [00:59:06]:
I'm not going to.

Samantha [00:59:07]:
Okay. I'm. I'm disappointed that you have now waffled and now you're wearing the Crocs, but.

Lisa [00:59:13]:
Only in the back.

Samantha [00:59:14]:
Shoes that make people feet smell and.

Lisa [00:59:17]:
And they certainly make your feet sweat. Yeah. And then they're like, squish, squish, squish, squish. Right. Like, it's like, like, like they're gross. But. But I. But I don't get it.

Lisa [00:59:27]:
Like, in public, I don't get them. Do you. My nephew's in Crocs. That's his main shoe. And I'm like, why, why?

Samantha [00:59:33]:
Why?

Lisa [00:59:35]:
Like, right.

Samantha [00:59:35]:
Put on a normal pair of shoes.

Lisa [00:59:37]:
Yeah, right. Like. Like, I don't love them like that. Like, if I said I went to the store in them, I would expect you would want an apology.

Samantha [00:59:45]:
I did not remember. Don't you remember the jelly shoes of our day in the 80s?

Lisa [00:59:49]:
Yeah, they were horrible. But they kind of. But the difference was, is that those jelly shoes, they looked like a dressy shoe, right? They were dressy. Crocs don't look.

Samantha [00:59:58]:
They were kind of shiny, right.

Lisa [01:00:00]:
And they're like. Their design was pointy. Right. It looked more like a little dress shoe. Like a little. Like a little ballerina flat type of shoe.

Samantha [01:00:06]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:00:07]:
Crocs don't look like that. Crocs look like something big fat feet go into.

Lisa [01:00:12]:
Right.

Lisa [01:00:12]:
Like Fred Flintstone should be wearing them or something.

Samantha [01:00:14]:
Fine. Whatever.

Lisa [01:00:15]:
Yeah. I'm not apologizing. I'll see.

Samantha [01:00:17]:
Okay?

Lisa [01:00:18]:
I'll make my final decision. No, I'll make my final decision next summer because that'll be the third time.

Lisa [01:00:24]:
Right.

Lisa [01:00:24]:
And then I'll have a full. I'll see. But I definitely like them more this year than last year. I didn't like them this year. I'm like, oh, maybe not that bad.

Samantha [01:00:33]:
All right. Yeah, sorry.

Lisa [01:00:34]:
All right, sorry.

Samantha [01:00:35]:
Calm down.

Lisa [01:00:36]:
All right.

Lisa [01:00:36]:
I'm just saying.

Samantha [01:00:40]:
So for Facebook Sunday.

Lisa [01:00:42]:
Facebook Sunday.

Samantha [01:00:43]:
Facebook Sunday. We decided that we thought we needed to know what kind of snacks you guys pack for your road trips.

Lisa [01:00:49]:
Yeah. Because we packed no snacks. Yeah.

Samantha [01:00:52]:
Some of you were not very exciting.

Lisa [01:00:53]:
No, we weren't exciting. We had no snacks on our trip.

Samantha [01:00:56]:
We had potato chips and we had Swedish berries and. And fuzzy peach.

Lisa [01:01:00]:
Fuzzy peaches. Yeah. And apparently drinks that had no taste.

Samantha [01:01:04]:
Drinks that had. No.

Lisa [01:01:07]:
That was. The other one that we had was drinks with no taste.

Samantha [01:01:10]:
Somebody was, like, bringing beef jerky. And I'm like, well, that's different.

Lisa [01:01:13]:
Yeah. I'm not a beef jerky fan. I don't understand beef jerky. I try to understand it. I'm like, I don't get it.

Samantha [01:01:20]:
I don't get it.

Lisa [01:01:22]:
Yeah.

Samantha [01:01:22]:
I'm like, okay, guys, so.

Lisa [01:01:24]:
So we didn't. So what?

Samantha [01:01:26]:
What? What?

Lisa [01:01:27]:
There was like, I saw grapes on the list.

Samantha [01:01:30]:
Yeah, it was. Did I see cheesies, Hawkins cheesies in here?

Lisa [01:01:34]:
Hawkins cheesies? Yeah. Give you that.

Samantha [01:01:36]:
I'll take a Cheesy.

Lisa [01:01:37]:
I'll take a Cheesy. A Hawkins Cheesy. Right. They're good for six years. They never expire, which is scary. It's really scary.

Lisa [01:01:44]:
Right?

Lisa [01:01:45]:
But we love them, so we don't hate them one bit.

Lisa [01:01:48]:
Right?

Lisa [01:01:49]:
But with Hawkins cheesies, Also then needs to come gallons of water.

Samantha [01:01:53]:
Yes. Because they're very salty.

Lisa [01:01:55]:
They're very, very salty. So. So. But it was still interesting, right? I think maybe. I think naturally are. Are fly by the seat of your pant things. Yes.

Lisa [01:02:04]:
Right.

Lisa [01:02:04]:
Like, you just go into the store and you're like, oh, what about these? Sure.

Lisa [01:02:09]:
Right.

Lisa [01:02:09]:
That's what.

Samantha [01:02:10]:
I honestly, though, like, you and I were not very hungry.

Lisa [01:02:13]:
No. We were eating so much bun.

Lisa [01:02:16]:
Right.

Lisa [01:02:17]:
Everything had bun on it. Buns fill you up for three times in your meal. Right? I'll have an. I'll have an egg McMuffin. Bun.

Samantha [01:02:25]:
Bun.

Lisa [01:02:26]:
The hamburger bun. And for supper, we're gonna have another burger bun.

Lisa [01:02:31]:
Right.

Samantha [01:02:33]:
The first day, you were so excited. You had.

Lisa [01:02:36]:
I was so excited.

Samantha [01:02:37]:
You had a Wendy's hamburger and you ate the whole thing.

Lisa [01:02:39]:
Right?

Lisa [01:02:40]:
And I ate. Remember? And then I ate the whole Junior Whopper.

Samantha [01:02:43]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:02:44]:
I had. I ate two full burgers. Then I was done. Yeah. That's all it took. It just took me day one with two full burgers. And I was like, over it.

Lisa [01:02:52]:
Right?

Lisa [01:02:52]:
I'm like, I'm over. I'm over buns.

Samantha [01:02:54]:
Oh, yeah. We were over buns.

Lisa [01:02:55]:
And then I still had two more days of buns. Yep.

Lisa [01:02:58]:
Right?

Lisa [01:02:58]:
It was crazy Facebook Tuesday today we did carnival food fair food.

Samantha [01:03:04]:
Huh?

Lisa [01:03:05]:
Okay, Okay, I get it. Nobody. Nobody wants a deep fried Oreo. Remember when they were all the rage?

Samantha [01:03:11]:
Yes.

Lisa [01:03:12]:
And nobody. And I get this. I don't want this either. Donut burger. Oh, that looked horrible. That's so. But. But it's always served right.

Lisa [01:03:19]:
You can always get that makes no sense to me. What did nobody, people? Was it. Was it Haley Sims that dared to kick mini donuts?

Samantha [01:03:31]:
Somebody was kicking mini donuts.

Lisa [01:03:32]:
We don't kick mini donuts. Actually, friends of the podcast. That's like kicking the blue freezy and having an issue with elf. Actually, that's where all that ranks in. In. In the mini donuts. Right up with those two prized possessions.

Samantha [01:03:44]:
Well, honestly, you. You insulted Luke because he was very like, not the Mexican corn.

Lisa [01:03:51]:
I didn't know what he was talking about. I'm like, what is this word? And then he told. I'm like, oh, okay. I had no clue.

Lisa [01:03:56]:
Right?

Lisa [01:03:58]:
No clue.

Samantha [01:03:58]:
That was really funny.

Lisa [01:04:00]:
I know lots of things, but I don't know everything. That's the problem, Samantha.

Samantha [01:04:05]:
That is the problem.

Lisa [01:04:06]:
Right?

Lisa [01:04:06]:
That's the problem.

Samantha [01:04:07]:
That's the problem.

Lisa [01:04:08]:
That's the problem. Right there. Right there. That'd be the problem.

Samantha [01:04:12]:
Thanks for playing, guys. You know how much we always Appreciate when you join us on our socials and play along.

Lisa [01:04:19]:
Totally right.

Samantha [01:04:21]:
But you know what? I say that and I say find if, if we're, if we're getting new listeners. Connect with us on our social media. We love Join our groups to reach out. Join our groups. You can also visit us at our website, which is ishakemyheadpod.com to sign up for newsletters. You can leave us a message or check out our episodes right there. You can also watch our podcast on YouTube and subscribe that we're at 137. I.

Samantha [01:04:49]:
Oh, we got another one. I checked. It was 136.

Lisa [01:04:52]:
Where are we going? We've. Our goal has been to get to 140 for eight months now. We're so close.

Samantha [01:05:02]:
We're so close.

Lisa [01:05:03]:
And let me just tell you now, friends, the eight months has passed.

Lisa [01:05:07]:
Right.

Lisa [01:05:07]:
We had to set a new goal. We're still trying to get to 140.

Samantha [01:05:11]:
Yeah, that's for sure.

Lisa [01:05:12]:
Free people. Come on, it's fun to watch us.

Samantha [01:05:17]:
You can join our Patreon too. For exclusive content, early access and behind the scenes footage, all for as little as $2 a month, visit patreon.com ishakemyhead.

Lisa [01:05:27]:
And did you tell the Patreon people we got stuff coming for them? We're figuring it out.

Samantha [01:05:31]:
I put a little message in with our stuff. But yes, we have some live stuff, live audio to share with our Patreon. Only people and those of you who are subscribed and paying monthly, you will get access to that. So if you guys do want to hear bits and pieces of the live show because you couldn't be there, you could become for. Become a Patreon member for just $2 a month.

Lisa [01:05:55]:
You betcha.

Samantha [01:05:57]:
If you're looking for I shake my head swag. Head on down to threadless.com and search for us. Lisa has promised to put out new swag, but she has not.

Lisa [01:06:06]:
I've not delivered on yet.

Samantha [01:06:08]:
Yeah, but we'll get.

Lisa [01:06:10]:
I've been a little busy. I've been stuck in west in eastern Canada with you.

Lisa [01:06:15]:
Right.

Lisa [01:06:16]:
You know my new swag's gonna be. Shut the up, Sam. You can get that sweatshirt soon, friends and I'll.

Samantha [01:06:24]:
And mine will be Pull up your pants, Lisa.

Lisa [01:06:28]:
Ill fitted pants again.

Samantha [01:06:33]:
That's better. Okay. We're also proud to be part of the Women in Media Network. And you guys met Sarah Burke, some of you who came to the live show. She's fun, happy to be part of her network. Thank you to John Jamingo for editing our podcast each week. He makes us sound really good considering.

Lisa [01:06:51]:
We make mistakes because we're not perfect. We're just not perfect. Okay, but here's my other update. This is why people stay till the very end till my ESPN baseball. I'm gonna tell you, it's a lot of friggin work. Every day I'm making trades and dropping and adding and I am tied. I've clinched a playoff spot. I'm tied for first.

Lisa [01:07:16]:
Having a bit of a struggle this week but. But I'm not out by much. But it's.

Lisa [01:07:20]:
It's tough, right?

Lisa [01:07:21]:
It's tough. And yeah. So I'm gonna win that and then I'm gonna win our. Oh, why? Cuz that's what I do. That's what she do. That's what she do. That's what she do. Samantha, anything else you want to talk about?

Samantha [01:07:34]:
No.

Lisa [01:07:35]:
No. Well, you know what? Always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:07:39]:
Should be.

Lisa [01:07:42]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.