Transcript
Lisa [00:00:06]:
So I'm trying to eat healthier, and I've been trying to eat healthier for a bit, but it doesn't seem to matter what I do. It doesn't matter because you know why? At the end of the day, it's the stupid calories that always call the shots. It's all about the calories. And I'm just frustrated because I'm just a girl who's just trying to be a little healthier. I'm getting older, taking care of myself, and I just am choked because it always is about the calories. And I don't think that that's fair.
Samantha [00:00:32]:
I feel like you're slightly obsessed.
Lisa [00:00:34]:
Why do you think I'm obsessed with.
Samantha [00:00:36]:
This whole calorie dieting thing?
Lisa [00:00:40]:
Okay, I'm not obsessed. I'm trying to watch things. I'm trying to. To be a better version of Lisa. Okay?
Samantha [00:00:50]:
Okay.
Lisa [00:00:50]:
Right. That's what I'm trying to do. And here's the thing, right? Like everything, right? So you got salad, okay? That's good for you till you put dressing on it. Dressing kills you, right? Then let's say you're having a hamburger, right? That's all great until you put toppings on it. Well, who wants just dry burger on a bun? It's just the calories are always lurking around in the background. They're just always there, like tapping you on the shoulder. What do you do?
Samantha [00:01:15]:
Are you blaming calories?
Lisa [00:01:17]:
I'm blaming calories because I'm trying to get healthier. But I still need to eat, right? So I'm willing to negotiate with calories. I'm willing to say, hey, dear calories, let's work this out, right? I'll have a salad and some dressing. Back off on the calories a little bit.
Samantha [00:01:31]:
Calories, okay, so calories isn't like a person, place or thing.
Lisa [00:01:39]:
Listen, if calories were my.
Samantha [00:01:42]:
I feel like you are unrealistic again and wanting to give the accountability to something else. No, it's not even a someone because it's just a thing. No, I. I feel like you need to remember that you're the one makes the choices. You're the one that puts the dressing on the salad. You're the one that eats the burger with the topping, right? It is what you're choosing to eat. And no offense, but I've been your friend for a years and you don't finish anything.
Lisa [00:02:15]:
I know.
Samantha [00:02:15]:
Finish. You don't finish a hamburger, a breakfast, a steak, a muffin, a pop, a coffee, a bagel. The only thing I've Ever seen you fully eat is a donut.
Lisa [00:02:31]:
I will. I will never waste a donut.
Samantha [00:02:33]:
No. Or Timbit.
Lisa [00:02:35]:
Or a Timbit. Right. Ever. But here's the thing. If calories were my friend, I'd be unfriending them right now because I'm done with that relationship.
Samantha [00:02:43]:
You know what? If. If I can speak on the behalf of calories. Calories. Totally okay with that.
Lisa [00:02:48]:
Why are you.
Samantha [00:02:48]:
Calories is like, go find a new friend. I don't need you.
Lisa [00:02:53]:
Why? Fuck you.
Samantha [00:02:54]:
I knew you're too much work.
Lisa [00:02:56]:
I knew. I knew you were going to take the side of calories. I knew it. I just knew you were going to be team Calories. Never team Lisa. Always team something else.
Samantha [00:03:06]:
It is always team something else. Because you're always unrealistic about what you do with yourself. Listen, it's like you think stuff happens and it's like, well, I don't understand why it's not working. Well, you would have to participate. I'm participating. You are not participating in your own life.
Lisa [00:03:23]:
I'm eating the salad.
Samantha [00:03:24]:
You are. You are giving the accountability to calories. And calories don't give a shit.
Lisa [00:03:30]:
No, no.
Samantha [00:03:31]:
They don't give one shit.
Lisa [00:03:33]:
No. You've misconstrued. Okay, I maybe. I maybe didn't make my message clear. I'm eating the salad. But nobody wants you to eat plain salad. You're going to choke it at right. Plain, hard salad.
Lisa [00:03:45]:
So you have to put the dressing on it to add the flavor to the horrible salad. But it doesn't need to be an evil thing. And that's what calories are. They're evil.
Samantha [00:03:54]:
Your choice is the dressing that you're using and how much you use in case people don't know. Lisa. Lisa is. Can I have two dressings? Can I have two of that?
Lisa [00:04:08]:
Well, you want me to eat the salad?
Samantha [00:04:10]:
Barbecue sauces. I need this. I need. You're constantly adding. You're like the sauce queen. Not that you actually use all the sauce.
Lisa [00:04:19]:
Right. But you must have it just in case. What if today's the day that I need the extra sauce?
Samantha [00:04:24]:
I still feel like I don't. I again, I'm not entirely sure how. You don't. How you're not stick thin. I don't see you finish anything.
Lisa [00:04:35]:
That's.
Samantha [00:04:35]:
I have to go back to that. I have to go back to that. What I originally said. I know you don't finish.
Lisa [00:04:40]:
I know I eat bits of food and.
Samantha [00:04:44]:
And you're still like a little.
Lisa [00:04:47]:
A little portly. I'm still A little portly. Just say it, Samantha.
Samantha [00:04:51]:
So I don't understand. I don't. I know why I'm plus size. I know why I still have, like, stuff I don't. And I'm like, well, I want to. Really wanted that hamburger and I'm gonna eat those French fries. And I maybe wanted that cookie.
Lisa [00:05:05]:
And you never.
Samantha [00:05:05]:
Whatever.
Lisa [00:05:06]:
You never get mad at the calories. No, I do.
Samantha [00:05:09]:
My choice.
Lisa [00:05:10]:
I'm mad at the calories because I'm doing my part. I'm trying to eat better, and then all of a sudden, the calories sneak in and make what you're trying to do worse off. Fuck off.
Samantha [00:05:19]:
Calories. For all of those listening to this. I'm sorry.
Lisa [00:05:23]:
No, no, don't be sorry. This is how I feel. Don't, don't. Don't apologize for my true feelings, please. Right.
Samantha [00:05:32]:
Oh, my God. Your true feelings.
Lisa [00:05:34]:
Okay. Don't you. Don't you dare.
Samantha [00:05:38]:
What color is the sky in your world, Lisa?
Lisa [00:05:40]:
Depends on the day and the moment. Right? I see things a little bit differently than you.
Samantha [00:05:47]:
Oh, all the time, right? All the time. Yeah, all the time.
Lisa [00:05:50]:
And that's okay. So I'm just saying that's my message to calories. Back off, calories. Find somebody else to pick on. I'm trying. Trying.
Samantha [00:05:59]:
Okay, we're moving on now because we're going to start the podcast. Welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam.
Lisa [00:06:06]:
Hello, friends of the podc.
Samantha [00:06:09]:
Hello, everyone, and thank you for showing up. And Lisa's being unrealistic, but let's move on, shall we? Yes. Because I have something to say. I say, do you love what you hear? Yes. You do. Because you're here. You're listening to us. We would love for you to download, subscribe, and share with a friend and leave a review because Lisa is needy.
Samantha [00:06:28]:
We also have tickets to our live event in Collingwood, Ontario, on August 16th. They are officially on sale.
Lisa [00:06:35]:
They're selling.
Samantha [00:06:36]:
Find the their. Where's the link?
Lisa [00:06:39]:
The link is everywhere. It's on our Facebook page. Facebook, Right. But the link is. I shake my head. Live.eventbrite.com There you go.
Samantha [00:06:49]:
So just go to our Facebook page, follow the link that Lisa just said, and join us. If you're in the Ontario Collingwood area.
Lisa [00:06:55]:
There's limited seating, people. There's limited seating.
Samantha [00:06:58]:
Please. We. It's got to be small, right? It's our first go around. It is the bare bones tour.
Lisa [00:07:03]:
Right? Right. And we actually. We actually do feel that we almost have it in place, don't we? Samantha. Oh, the pretty girls walk like this. Not. Don't give anything away though. Just saying we're getting it.
Samantha [00:07:18]:
You need to be quiet.
Lisa [00:07:18]:
We're getting close, right? Oh, I'm so excited.
Samantha [00:07:20]:
We're getting close, right?
Lisa [00:07:21]:
So excited. Now we just need people to just be there to enjoy our excitement.
Samantha [00:07:26]:
Yeah, right. That would be great.
Lisa [00:07:27]:
Okay, so this I'm gonna bring up. We're moving from calories that you didn't give a about to something I think you need to care about because I'm gonna care about it. But I think you need to care about you. I'm worried about our necks. You know why? This is where we age. Chin to chest. Chin to chest. Chin to chest.
Lisa [00:07:45]:
That's where we age. And you can't hide it. So we can look young here. We can have no wrinkles here. 56 in a week and a half. No wrinkles here. It's here. That's where they, that's where they get you chin to chest.
Lisa [00:07:56]:
And that's what reveals our real age. We need, you know, we need a cream or something.
Samantha [00:08:02]:
It's like, it's like, did you just wake up and all of a sudden have a, a 56 year old epiphany? Like, come on.
Lisa [00:08:09]:
I'm worried about my neck and yours too, actually.
Samantha [00:08:13]:
I'm doing something to my neck. What do you do? I put stuff on it all the time.
Lisa [00:08:16]:
You put a cream on it?
Samantha [00:08:18]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:08:18]:
You have a neck cream?
Samantha [00:08:20]:
Somewhat.
Lisa [00:08:21]:
Yeah, like Sam's get younger neck cream.
Samantha [00:08:23]:
Supposed to, it's supposed to like make you whatever, but I think I'm just, you know, you're gonna get, you're gonna.
Lisa [00:08:29]:
You'Re gonna get that, that indent. Like, like probably Tammy has that indent in that TV show.
Samantha [00:08:37]:
I don't think I'm ever going to lose that much weight that I'm going to have an indent.
Lisa [00:08:40]:
I see a little indent. Mine, mine is just. I'm still going to have a fat face. It doesn't matter. I'm still going to have this here. But I'm concerned about this. That's where you age. That's where people are, you know, that's where people are going to be like, she's 56, not 45.
Samantha [00:08:56]:
You. You are so. You're like a walking contradiction because you are like menopause isn't real. Perimenopause doesn't say ever. I don't have anything. I don't have wrinkles. And now you're worried about your neck, right?
Lisa [00:09:10]:
I don't really have wrinkles. But I have.
Samantha [00:09:12]:
Because there's going to be rings and like, yes. Stuff happening.
Lisa [00:09:15]:
Yes. I need a cream. I need. I'm asking you as my friend, can we go and find me a neck cream?
Samantha [00:09:22]:
Stop.
Lisa [00:09:23]:
Lisa's neck cream. That's what I'm looking for. I never.
Samantha [00:09:26]:
Because if it doesn't work, I will never hear the end of it.
Lisa [00:09:29]:
We won't know, will we? Unless we try.
Samantha [00:09:30]:
I feel like this is a Michelle project. I feel like this is the girl who can help you out with that.
Lisa [00:09:35]:
Nope. Yes. Nope. Yes. Nope.
Samantha [00:09:37]:
I fully, fully am on board with.
Lisa [00:09:40]:
Listen, listen.
Samantha [00:09:41]:
Doing this.
Lisa [00:09:41]:
Listen, I want to take care of my neck, chin to chest area.
Samantha [00:09:47]:
Go look for a wrinkle cream.
Lisa [00:09:49]:
Like, what do I, what am I looking for? Is it just called wrinkle cream?
Samantha [00:09:51]:
This is hilarious. That you. Okay, again.
Lisa [00:09:53]:
I, I, I'm aging.
Samantha [00:09:55]:
You won't put shit on your face. You use Jergens hand lotion.
Lisa [00:10:01]:
It's body lotion. Worried about what your neck looks like body lotion? Because my face is part of my body.
Samantha [00:10:08]:
It's not face lotion. It's body lotion.
Lisa [00:10:11]:
And I'm sorry. Is your face. What Is your face a part of your body?
Samantha [00:10:14]:
Your face is different than your body.
Lisa [00:10:15]:
It's part of your body. It's on your body. It sits atop. It sits above your body.
Samantha [00:10:21]:
No.
Lisa [00:10:22]:
Yes.
Samantha [00:10:23]:
No.
Lisa [00:10:23]:
Yes. Yes.
Samantha [00:10:27]:
Oh, my God, Yes. You know, it's, you know what it is?
Lisa [00:10:31]:
I have excited for this.
Samantha [00:10:33]:
I have lost any ability to find sympathy for you about anything because you have the most bizarre concepts of what things should be.
Lisa [00:10:47]:
I want a neck cream. Is that so crazy?
Samantha [00:10:50]:
That's fine. Do it on your own. I want nothing to do with fine.
Lisa [00:10:54]:
And when I find the Fountain of Youth neck cream, and all of a sudden it's like, let me back off, Samantha.
Samantha [00:11:02]:
I'm gonna, I'm gonna help you out. Go to Tick Tock. There, there's something everyone is schlepping. It's got rollers.
Lisa [00:11:09]:
Oh, I'll take.
Samantha [00:11:09]:
Roll it on your neck. And it's an instant magic cure. Hey, I feel like you'll probably get it in about two years. If you get it.
Lisa [00:11:19]:
If you get it.
Samantha [00:11:20]:
Yeah. So why don't you go to the Snake Charmers on Tick Tock? Go order your.
Lisa [00:11:25]:
And you know what's funny, right? Is that when one of these things for once does work, whether it's the proper shoes, better mascara that lashes up my lashes one time, something's gonna work, and I'm not going to Share it with you. That's what's gonna happen. You've heard it here, friends of the podcast. I will not be sharing it. She's gonna be like, can I have your magic neck cream?
Samantha [00:11:47]:
No.
Lisa [00:11:47]:
You can wrinkle like an old bag. Right? That's what I'm going to say.
Samantha [00:11:52]:
Oh, I'll be fine. I'll survive.
Lisa [00:11:53]:
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see. Okay. All right. This is how this is going to be today.
Samantha [00:11:59]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:12:00]:
Yeah. Okay. Well tell ya it's going to be a long night. It's going to be a long night.
Samantha [00:12:06]:
It potentially could be.
Lisa [00:12:07]:
Yes. Samantha's on location. So here's hoping everything goes well. We don't have the best of luck when she's on location will be fine. We're gonna just see. Okay. But I gotta tell you, I've been blowing up the, our Facebook page and, and, and I'll, I'll post it on Instagram. And now that we're talking about it.
Samantha [00:12:28]:
Are you viral? Did you go viral?
Lisa [00:12:29]:
No, no, no. Maybe we will once we go. Once we TikTok it. No. So my work, right, because we're a group of gals and a guy to get along, right? That's how we are. One of the co workers, she's healthy, right? She eats eggs, not meat, vegetables and stuff like that, right? She brought, she's been talking about these eggs. I think I mentioned it a few weeks ago. Eggs, peanut butter and jelly.
Lisa [00:12:59]:
Okay, okay, so she brought them. So she hadn't brought them for. Let me back it up. She hadn't brought them for a few weeks, right?
Samantha [00:13:06]:
So it was a little bit.
Lisa [00:13:09]:
We're having lunch one day and there's a group of us. I felt like as though I was back in high school because I felt like I was kind of goading her. Like, ah, you're too afraid to do it. You're not gonna bring em. Just bring them and we'll do it. Right? Like I kind of felt like, like there was a few of us that were kind of like taking like the, like we're 16 year olds and kind of picking a little bit at her because she talked about bullying her. And I'm not gonna say bullying because we love her dearly, right? She's very endearing to us. So no, not bullying, friendly.
Lisa [00:13:37]:
Like don't say you're going to do something but not do it type of thing, right? So finally she, she, she, she came through. She brought the eggs. Number one. Did you know you can buy. Already made hard boiled Eggs with no peel in a bag.
Samantha [00:13:51]:
Where do you live?
Lisa [00:13:52]:
I didn't know that. And I'm gonna.
Samantha [00:13:55]:
How do you not know that?
Lisa [00:13:56]:
And I'm gonna be honest. I think it's disgusting. I think it's gross. Pre peeled eggs in a bag, sitting in their own juice. Ugh. Why do eggs have juice? Why is there juice at the bottom of the egg bag? That was my first thing I wasn't sure about, right? So then she cuts into the egg bag. Oh, God. So there's the smell of the juice.
Lisa [00:14:15]:
And it's. This is at 9:00 in the morning, okay. She's like, we're doing them and I wasn't going to do them, right. I was just trying to be quiet. And she's like, you're doing them for sure? Of course I have to, right? Because I've been a little bit. I was a little bit of like a, like, like an asshole, right? Do it, do it, do it.
Samantha [00:14:30]:
Poo pooed it.
Lisa [00:14:31]:
I poo pooed it. So of course, right? So we do them. Oh my God. So you take a. You take a hard boiled egg, you cut it in half and you put peanut butter on it and then you put jam on it. It's worse than. Ugh. Like at my work right now, we can't even talk about eggs right now.
Lisa [00:14:49]:
There are some people, like my boss, boss always likes to have a good hard boiled egg with her lunch. She's not even bringing it. She's not even even bringing eggs right now. It's like, it's like an unwritten rule. Don't talk about eggs. We're all still a little green from the egg. So I did it right. I got the video.
Lisa [00:15:05]:
They videoed it. I did. Was so horrible. And the peanut butter, it was like the type of peanut butter you would eat. Like no salted peanut butter.
Samantha [00:15:15]:
Oh, yeah, those are it.
Lisa [00:15:16]:
And I'm like, okay. So it's, it was all just horribly, horribly wrong. But we did it, right? Because when you put your foot in your mouth and you become a. You know how sometimes you say I can become an asshole.
Samantha [00:15:28]:
You are an asshole and you become.
Lisa [00:15:29]:
A bit of an asshole. You call somebody's bluff, right? You gotta man up and own it when it's time.
Samantha [00:15:35]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:15:36]:
So I manned up and I owned it. And it was horrible. It's horrible. People on the TikTok are doing it. Hey, they're doing it.
Samantha [00:15:44]:
Of course you would join a trend. This is the trend you join.
Lisa [00:15:47]:
But it's not a good trend. I think I'D rather have a Tide podcast.
Samantha [00:15:50]:
Oh, don't say that.
Lisa [00:15:52]:
I feel a Tide pod. It does. It actually doesn't make me cringe. Like the thought of a hard boiled. I may never eat a hard boiled egg again. I don't know.
Samantha [00:16:01]:
Well, maybe not out of a bag.
Lisa [00:16:03]:
The fact that there's juice in an egg in a bag, I guess that's maybe what really threw me off. Right. Was where'd the juice come from?
Samantha [00:16:13]:
Not the peanut butter. Not the jelly sitting on an egg yolk.
Lisa [00:16:16]:
It was.
Samantha [00:16:17]:
No.
Lisa [00:16:17]:
And it wasn't just like, it wasn't just moisture in the bag. It was liquidy juice in the bottom of that bag.
Samantha [00:16:25]:
I mean, if you're gonna go whole hog and do like the egg thing, then why don't you make it exciting and make it an omelette? A peanut butter and jelly omelette.
Lisa [00:16:33]:
Like, that would be fine. I don't think that would be horrible.
Samantha [00:16:35]:
Oh, I think that would still taste disgusting.
Lisa [00:16:37]:
Well, but it seems easier. Like a mouthful of scrambled egg. But a mouthful of like rubbery hard boiled eggs from a bag runs the podcast. Have you had these eggs in the bag?
Samantha [00:16:50]:
They exist, Lisa.
Lisa [00:16:52]:
Oh. So anyways, I just wanted to say I did it because I kind of goed her. So I did it. I did. I manned up and I did my part. And I think that we'll never have eggs at the workplace again. I think that they're. I think they're going to be banned forever.
Lisa [00:17:06]:
Right. I think we took it too far.
Samantha [00:17:08]:
That's. Well, you know.
Lisa [00:17:09]:
Too far, Samantha.
Samantha [00:17:10]:
Gonna happen.
Lisa [00:17:10]:
Took it too, too far. Right? Too, too far.
Samantha [00:17:14]:
Well, you know, Lisa, I. I'm gonna bring it up again because you complained about it. We went out for breakfast on Saturday. We had a little work to do, so we had a breakfast and I chose to eat from the senior menu because that seems to be the right portion for me at the moment. And Lisa has to, you know. Yeah, the senior menu, they're too small and I hate when they do this.
Lisa [00:17:36]:
Right.
Samantha [00:17:37]:
Why must you always complain about the senior.
Lisa [00:17:39]:
I don't know if I should just.
Samantha [00:17:40]:
Be happy that the senior menu exists.
Lisa [00:17:42]:
See, now this is where we differ, right? You call it a compl. I'm just having conversation. I'm just making chitchat. We're just chitchatting.
Samantha [00:17:49]:
It did not feel like a conversation.
Lisa [00:17:51]:
It was a conversation.
Samantha [00:17:52]:
It felt like a full on complaint. And then again I'm like. And I'm not the person to complain to.
Lisa [00:17:59]:
I wasn't really complaining.
Samantha [00:18:00]:
I was just Conversing, ordered off the senior menu. And then I do believe I mentioned to you that you should order off the senior menu because you never eat your entire breakfast.
Lisa [00:18:11]:
Right? Right. And I did not. I did not order and I did not eat the entire breakfast. I literally didn't even quite eat the seniors portion.
Samantha [00:18:20]:
No, you did not.
Lisa [00:18:22]:
So your theory of eating the seniors portion, it isn't really working either.
Samantha [00:18:26]:
But at least it would be less.
Lisa [00:18:28]:
Food that you leave, I guess. Right. The thing is, is that sometimes this is the whole. This is what my world is based on. And you know this. So for anybody that might be new, Lisa's world is based on there's going to be a day, there's going to be a reckoning and she's going to be hungry and she's going to want to eat all the food, she's going to want to drink the whole pop. So just in case that day happens, I like to be prepared for it. It hasn't happened yet.
Lisa [00:18:54]:
Remember one time I drank the whole pop. Remember one time I drank the whole pop.
Samantha [00:18:58]:
It hasn't happened yet. Right. I've been your friend for way too many years and I have yet to see it.
Lisa [00:19:04]:
No, but. But you know my theory, right? What if today's the day? What if today's the day that I'm gonna eat six pieces of French toast, hash browns, bacon and two sausages? What if today's the day?
Samantha [00:19:15]:
You didn't have the sausages. I did.
Lisa [00:19:17]:
I know, but I had the bacon. Right? What if today's the day? Oh my God. It wasn't. Unfortunately. It was not the day.
Samantha [00:19:25]:
No, it was not the day.
Lisa [00:19:26]:
So what happens if the day comes and I only have a little baby piece of French toast and I'm stuck starving at the end of my meal? Starving.
Samantha [00:19:34]:
Order more.
Lisa [00:19:35]:
Oh, I'll have two breakfasts and I look like a big pig. That's awkward. Can I just order? Can I order a second breakfast, please?
Samantha [00:19:43]:
You know what? I am really regretting bringing this up because I don't have the patience nor the energy to continue with this conversation.
Lisa [00:19:52]:
Samantha. That's fine, because you know what? I got a nice shake my head.
Samantha [00:19:55]:
Fine.
Lisa [00:19:56]:
I'm shaking my head at Leonardo DiCaprio. Dude is 49 years old, right? Does not have a movie star body anymore and he prides himself on that. And I guess when you're Leo, it don't matter, right? It doesn't matter.
Samantha [00:20:09]:
It don't matter.
Lisa [00:20:10]:
He's 49 with a 19 year old girlfriend. Is it just me or does that seem kind of dirty?
Samantha [00:20:18]:
You know, I'm curious what they have in common.
Lisa [00:20:22]:
Nothing. Right. Because they're, they're decades, their lives, their, their life's apart.
Samantha [00:20:27]:
She has just literally walked out of high school. She's been out for two years, maybe a year, depending on what year she grew, right? Was how old she was when she graduated high school. What has this person, this lovely girl, potentially experienced in her 19 years of.
Lisa [00:20:45]:
Life that she can contribute to Leonardo DiCaprio's life?
Samantha [00:20:49]:
I have a question.
Lisa [00:20:49]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:20:50]:
Is she a supermodel? I don't think she's a model.
Lisa [00:20:52]:
I don't think she's a model. I think she's just a person.
Samantha [00:20:55]:
Like, I mean, really, because he, he typically only dates models.
Lisa [00:20:58]:
Like, maybe she's a model. I don't know. I didn't check that. Right. But. But it doesn't matter. It's still really weird. 19 is, it's kind of like hi, dating your dad.
Samantha [00:21:07]:
But, but honestly, it happens all the time, right? Older man, younger woman who just. Two guys just had. Two old guys just had babies. Who was it?
Lisa [00:21:18]:
Well, I don't know. I mean all the, all the superstars, dude, like Robert De Niro has babies.
Samantha [00:21:22]:
Robert De Niro, he's his, his girlfriend or his baby mama is quite young.
Lisa [00:21:27]:
It's weird.
Samantha [00:21:28]:
And just had a baby weird. It's different for men.
Lisa [00:21:31]:
Shaking my head at that.
Samantha [00:21:32]:
For some reason, it's totally okay for them to date someone 20 years younger than them.
Lisa [00:21:37]:
So. So let's see.
Samantha [00:21:37]:
When a woman does it, she's like, you couldn't possibly be interested in her. Look at her, right?
Lisa [00:21:42]:
Like, let's say 50 year old Lisa started dating a 19 year old kid. People are gonna want to put me in jail.
Samantha [00:21:50]:
Well, no offense, I'd be like, what are you doing?
Lisa [00:21:53]:
Right?
Samantha [00:21:53]:
And is the sex any good?
Lisa [00:21:56]:
Oh, I'm still 50, so guess what? I'm like, I don't even care about that.
Samantha [00:22:00]:
Well then, so what's the way to go?
Lisa [00:22:02]:
So maybe that's Leo's in, right? And then the 19 year old, she don't know any different. She doesn't know if it's good because she's just new. Well, she's got no frame of reference, right?
Samantha [00:22:11]:
There's no frame of, there's no reference to anything. Has she, like, what has she done in her life?
Lisa [00:22:16]:
Right? She just graduated from high school. She just went from crayons to pencil crayons to markers. That's where she's at, guys. She's at markers. Right? And now she's screwing Leo. Markers. Right? And now she's screwing Leo. Shake my head at that.
Lisa [00:22:36]:
Right.
Samantha [00:22:36]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:22:37]:
Seems weird.
Samantha [00:22:37]:
Me too.
Lisa [00:22:38]:
Seems weird. And it does. And I'm going on the record. It seems dirty. It. If anybody has that relationship, I. I'm going to apologize now because I'm not trying to offend. It just seems weird.
Lisa [00:22:53]:
Yeah. It just seems weird, right?
Samantha [00:22:55]:
It seems weird. Okay, So I have a nice shake my head, but it's at me. Oh, it's at me. Yeah. Because apparently now I'm not able to sleep without a sleep mask.
Lisa [00:23:07]:
Princess has come alive. Oh.
Samantha [00:23:10]:
And I'm like, oh, I have lived 56 years. And now just. Just in the last month, I had to stay in a hotel that apparently don't believe in, like, proper blind. And the. The sun kept blinding me in my eye, and I'm like, I got to get some sleep. This is ridiculous. So I bought a sleep mask.
Lisa [00:23:33]:
This is.
Samantha [00:23:34]:
And now I cannot live without my sleep mask.
Lisa [00:23:37]:
This is my thing with sleep masks. I'm putting it out there. Right? So. So I get the purpose of them. Right. Keep things dark. But the reason why God gave us the ability to close our eyes, that makes it dark too.
Samantha [00:23:50]:
No.
Lisa [00:23:51]:
Yes.
Samantha [00:23:51]:
Not dark enough. Because I can see the light.
Lisa [00:23:53]:
How can you see the light with your eyes closed?
Samantha [00:23:56]:
Because I can't. I can feel it.
Lisa [00:23:58]:
That's crazy.
Samantha [00:23:59]:
That's crazy because I'm just. Seriously, I. I can't. I, I. I wear it at home.
Lisa [00:24:05]:
So when we go on holidays, I'm gonna see the sleep mask. I can't wait.
Samantha [00:24:08]:
Potentially.
Lisa [00:24:09]:
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Samantha [00:24:13]:
I'm not the. Michelle uses one too. I Michelle you. I've seen it.
Lisa [00:24:19]:
Lots of people do. I get it. I get it.
Samantha [00:24:22]:
But for you, it's okay for her, but it's not okay for me.
Lisa [00:24:25]:
Yeah. Because for you, I think that you're just trying. You're in your princess era.
Samantha [00:24:29]:
I am. And I'm enjoying it.
Lisa [00:24:31]:
Right.
Samantha [00:24:31]:
But really, like, who am I now? I'm like, I might be that princess.
Lisa [00:24:35]:
Wow.
Samantha [00:24:35]:
I am, potentially.
Lisa [00:24:36]:
Are you still taping your mouth?
Samantha [00:24:39]:
Not as often.
Lisa [00:24:40]:
Oh, I'm still doing that. Right. I'm still keeping that one. Still doing the collagen in my coffee.
Samantha [00:24:45]:
How's the sleep?
Lisa [00:24:46]:
Right. How's my sweatsa?
Samantha [00:24:48]:
How is your sleep?
Lisa [00:24:49]:
My sleep. It's just sleep. Right. I don't. I don't allow myself to get worked up about it like you do every single day. Right. I'm so tired. I Didn't sleep.
Lisa [00:24:58]:
Okay. Me too. Whatever. It's just life.
Samantha [00:25:02]:
Okay. Okay.
Lisa [00:25:02]:
Right. It's just life.
Samantha [00:25:04]:
So just because you're okay with it, I have to be okay with it?
Lisa [00:25:08]:
Ideally, that would. Yeah.
Samantha [00:25:11]:
Oh, my God. And this is another example, folks, listeners of the podcast of where if it doesn't bother Lisa, it shouldn't bother you. And so she has zero sympathy and doesn't relate, so she minimizes it and makes you feel shitty. Because I'm just really tired. I just want to sleep. Because you know what? I used to be a sleeper, okay?
Lisa [00:25:33]:
Yes, you did.
Samantha [00:25:34]:
And I used to. I enjoyed that part of my life, and I want to go back to that.
Lisa [00:25:38]:
I feel. You're not going to. So I think you need to just get over it.
Samantha [00:25:42]:
No, no.
Lisa [00:25:43]:
I'm not getting over a bridge and walk over it. Really?
Samantha [00:25:47]:
How's your gravel addiction? You don't.
Lisa [00:25:49]:
I'm not taking it. I throw it away. You know that.
Samantha [00:25:53]:
Right?
Lisa [00:25:53]:
Right. Because I don't want to be addicted. Right.
Samantha [00:26:00]:
Yeah. The only good advice I have for you is so stop buying the 30 pack and only buy the 10 pack.
Lisa [00:26:04]:
Right? Right. I wish they could just buy them in twos. Can I just get two grab all, please? Yeah. Okay. I saw something on Instagram and I thought it was so priceless, and it was a funny meme. And you know what? I'm not really all about a good meme. Right. That's fancy, Nancy.
Lisa [00:26:20]:
But it was a good meme, and it said, some days I wish I could drop my kid off in 1985 and see how long he can last for. And I'm like, I agree. Isn't that true? Right? Like, let's put.
Samantha [00:26:32]:
There's no cell phones. There's no Internet. There's, like, crappy Internet.
Lisa [00:26:36]:
No Internet in 1985. No Internet.
Samantha [00:26:40]:
No. Didn't we have no.
Lisa [00:26:41]:
We're still in high school.
Samantha [00:26:42]:
Computers.
Lisa [00:26:43]:
We were starting to get computers and video games. Right. We had no Internet. We. Our playgrounds had no grass. All right?
Samantha [00:26:55]:
Playgrounds had metal.
Lisa [00:26:56]:
Metal slides.
Samantha [00:26:58]:
Metal slides that would burn you or kill you.
Lisa [00:27:00]:
Right. Like, it's hard either or didn't matter. Right. Like, we. Like, I. I kind of agree with that. Right.
Samantha [00:27:08]:
Like, you know what? Like, they wouldn't know what to do with themselves because they're. There's like. No. All the things that distract them.
Lisa [00:27:16]:
Yeah.
Samantha [00:27:17]:
Except for tv, obviously.
Lisa [00:27:18]:
Yeah, we had tv.
Samantha [00:27:19]:
But then they would. If they wanted to see a video, if they wanted to watch a movie, you'd have to go to the theater or go get a VCR.
Lisa [00:27:26]:
In 1980. In 1985, I remember we had a, like a VCR like, like, like one of the new VCRs, and it had a remote control that plugged in and so you'd sit on the couch and try and tape Good Rocking Tonight. Right. With Terry David Mulligan. Right. And you would try and tape that Friday night at 11 o' clock at night. Right. So you could get like your Cyndi Lauper and your Madonna videos.
Samantha [00:27:50]:
Oh, God, yeah. All the good stuff.
Lisa [00:27:52]:
All the good stuff.
Samantha [00:27:53]:
Right.
Lisa [00:27:53]:
So. So, you know, kids could not. It wasn't at our fingertips. We had to work. You want to make a tape, you had to listen to Casey Kasem on today's top 20 and hope you can hit with the two fingers and the buttons.
Samantha [00:28:06]:
Oh, my God. And if you wanted music, you'd have.
Lisa [00:28:08]:
To go buy, like, you have to go buy the music. Right. I want to hear the song. I have to go buy the song. I need to own the song.
Samantha [00:28:16]:
I think that either got an album or you got a tape.
Lisa [00:28:18]:
Right. Maybe a 45.
Samantha [00:28:20]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:28:20]:
Right. Maybe a 45. Right. I don't know. I just think that.
Samantha [00:28:24]:
I don't. I don't think. Yeah. Kids would not.
Lisa [00:28:26]:
It was survival of the fittest. Like, when you look back. Right. That's what it is. Totally.
Samantha [00:28:32]:
Oh, my God. And if you didn't have a car, oh, you were on your bike or you're taking the bus.
Lisa [00:28:38]:
And if you didn't have parents that were like, I'll drive you places. Parents. Like, I did not have those parents. No. They didn't care how you got someplace. Could have cared less. Right, right. It's not mom that wants to go to the movie.
Lisa [00:28:49]:
It's you. You need to figure out how to get there.
Samantha [00:28:52]:
Well, and kids, like, what do the kids do now? Do they still go to bush parties? Like, if you're in high school, are you still driving out to the fields and, I don't know, getting in trouble?
Lisa [00:29:01]:
No. Because now I think a lot of parents let kids drink and have their friends in their home. Right. Because it's safer. I didn't have those parents. I didn't have those parents either.
Samantha [00:29:11]:
No.
Lisa [00:29:11]:
I mean, we had friends. Parents who were more lax where, you know. Yeah. Like, if you were there, they didn't care, but.
Samantha [00:29:18]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:29:18]:
But I still did not beat a good bush. Right. Good bush with a ditch. Sleep nice. Right? That was the best. That was the best. So I'm back watching my cooking shows and I need to just do a Quick sad shout out to chef Anne Burrell. She passed away.
Lisa [00:29:38]:
I know, right? And she was so good. 55. It sounds like she might have had a heart attack. I hear. You're my friend, right? It happens. And she was healthy the night before doing stand up comedy at the Improv.
Samantha [00:29:47]:
Shut up.
Lisa [00:29:48]:
Yeah, so, so remember it was like me, remember I didn't know that I had pre existing conditions until I just about dropped dead too, right? So unfortunately. So she wasn't so lucky. And the world has lost a great personality and a great chef like she. If you don't know who she is, look her up. Anne Burrell. She had like platinum white hair and it was spiky. She was super cool. Super cool.
Lisa [00:30:09]:
So anyway, so I always enjoyed her. So that's just a side note. But I'm back in my cooking shows and you know what? I've that if I had my own cooking show, you know what it would be? It would be Chef Lala. And guess what? I'm Lala. That would be my name. I'd be Chef Lala. You get it? Like, like Lisa Lala. I'd be Chef Lala because I want a cool name, right? Chef Lala.
Lisa [00:30:31]:
What are you cooking today, Chef Lala? Well, today we're cooking.
Samantha [00:30:37]:
Right? I am speechless. Where did Lala come from? You hate people who call you leaks.
Lisa [00:30:44]:
I know, but Lala, you hate that. But Lala doesn't seem short formed because it's Lala, right? It's happy like me. That's what I'm going to be, Chef Lala.
Samantha [00:30:56]:
No, I'm sure my show will be.
Lisa [00:30:58]:
Cooking with Chef Lala featuring.
Samantha [00:31:00]:
I want nothing to do with that.
Lisa [00:31:01]:
Chef Lala. Here I am. That's what I'm going to be.
Samantha [00:31:04]:
I want nothing.
Lisa [00:31:04]:
Yeah, I'm Lala. No, yeah, I'm Chef Lala and I'm gonna cook for you. I'm gonna show you things. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, that's my alter eager ego. Eager.
Samantha [00:31:18]:
Yeah, you're eager all right.
Lisa [00:31:19]:
My alter eager ego, Chef Lala. And she cooks.
Samantha [00:31:25]:
You know what? You know what would be unfortunate is that your show would be all about how do I microwave?
Lisa [00:31:32]:
Yeah.
Samantha [00:31:32]:
What can I do with.
Lisa [00:31:36]:
Little bits of food?
Samantha [00:31:36]:
Shake and bake.
Lisa [00:31:37]:
Shake and bake. But got like 101 ways to shake and bake.
Samantha [00:31:42]:
I would totally watch a show where they show you how to use pre packaged food and how to like make it right.
Lisa [00:31:49]:
101 Ways to Shake and bake, right? Here you go. Shake and bake. Shake and bake. I would show. Chef Lala would show you those things.
Samantha [00:31:58]:
Yeah. And then mashed potatoes from, like a pouch.
Lisa [00:32:01]:
Right.
Samantha [00:32:01]:
From a little water. Fluff it up.
Lisa [00:32:03]:
And if we're having ham from the packaged ham. Right, Right. Drain the liquid. And then let's have the boxed scalloped potatoes. Right?
Samantha [00:32:12]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:32:12]:
Like, like, I would make cooking, for necessity, popular and trendy.
Samantha [00:32:20]:
That's your show, right?
Lisa [00:32:21]:
By Chef Lala. Because I'm Chef Lala. Get it? Right.
Samantha [00:32:27]:
Oh, my God. Your delusion knows no bounds.
Lisa [00:32:30]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:32:31]:
All right. You little psych.
Lisa [00:32:32]:
That's what I do when I'm not sleeping. I dream up new. I dream up new careers.
Samantha [00:32:37]:
Watching the cooking show going, I can do that.
Lisa [00:32:38]:
I could do that. Totally be that. Please, Chef Lala at your service.
Samantha [00:32:44]:
Sure you could.
Lisa [00:32:45]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:32:51]:
Okay. I had a thought. What are we going to do when there's no more Cher or Dolly Parton and. And we don't even look at Madonna anymore because she's gone a little.
Lisa [00:33:02]:
Great, great. We're. We're good. We're about to lose some good ones, eh?
Samantha [00:33:07]:
I know. And I was thinking about that the other day, and I'm like, who are we replacing Cher with? Who are we replacing Dolly Parton with?
Lisa [00:33:13]:
The thing.
Samantha [00:33:14]:
I don't. I can't think of anyone.
Lisa [00:33:15]:
No, because even, even, like, like, let's say you replace you. You. You inject Lady Gaga, right? Like, she's awesome. She's a role model. She's all these things. She's a movement. Because the times are so different. She's just everywhere.
Lisa [00:33:28]:
It don't matter. Yeah, it don't matter. Right?
Samantha [00:33:31]:
And like, I get Taylor Swift, huge, gigantic, sold out her show. She's a good bajillionaire. Everybody loves her.
Lisa [00:33:38]:
She's not Cher.
Samantha [00:33:38]:
Okay?
Lisa [00:33:39]:
She's not Cher.
Samantha [00:33:39]:
But it's not. It's not Cher. It's not even Dolly Parton.
Lisa [00:33:42]:
No. Right. It's not Cher going on David Letterman and Letterman saying, you know, Cher, I've been trying to get you on my show for 15 years. How come you've never come on? And she's like, because I think you're an asshole. Right, Right. Cher can say that. Cher can say that. Taylor Swift can't say that.
Lisa [00:34:00]:
She's going to be in big, big tr.
Samantha [00:34:02]:
Yeah, well, because the world is totally different now.
Lisa [00:34:04]:
Right? Right. And these people don't care. Dolly Parton doesn't care if you make fun of what she looks like. Right. She says she has modeled herself off of the street. The street hooker from when she grew up, right. She thought she was beautiful, and that's what she wanted to look like. You don't do that now, right?
Samantha [00:34:21]:
No, you do, right?
Lisa [00:34:22]:
And then have the courage to just live it.
Samantha [00:34:25]:
I just.
Lisa [00:34:26]:
I don't know.
Samantha [00:34:26]:
What are you gonna do? And their music. Well, at least we got their music.
Lisa [00:34:29]:
Got their music. But it's going to be hard, right? So there's going to be like, like, who's there going to be like, like, like, like Barry Manilow. He's gonna go, oh, God.
Samantha [00:34:37]:
Yeah. He's getting up there, right?
Lisa [00:34:38]:
And like, Cher's gonna go. Dolly Parton's gonna go, like, what? What the. Carol Burnett's gotta go.
Samantha [00:34:45]:
Oh, my God. She.
Lisa [00:34:46]:
We're.
Samantha [00:34:47]:
We're lucky that she's still around.
Lisa [00:34:48]:
We need to cherish these people because they're all in their 80s or really close to it and older.
Samantha [00:34:55]:
Well, because you know that sometimes when I can't sleep, I watch the Golden Girl.
Lisa [00:34:58]:
Right, right, right. And none of them are all dead. All dead.
Samantha [00:35:01]:
They're all dead.
Lisa [00:35:02]:
I'm still blown away by that show. At the fact that Rue McClanahan was 42. I'm like, but that's totally how they dressed. They were.
Samantha [00:35:10]:
They were all in their 50s.
Lisa [00:35:12]:
They were all young. Right. And they. That's how people. Like, when I think of my mom, that's how my, my mom dressed like a Golden Girl, even though she was 45. Because that's how they dressed back then. They were always all done up. Right.
Lisa [00:35:25]:
They weren't walking around with no bra and T shirt on at home.
Samantha [00:35:29]:
No.
Lisa [00:35:29]:
And a pair of cut off capris that make no sense. They were matching from head to toe. Right. Like the Golden Girls.
Samantha [00:35:38]:
Like the girl.
Lisa [00:35:39]:
You could have injected my mom into that show for sure.
Samantha [00:35:42]:
I know, right?
Lisa [00:35:43]:
That's so. Yeah. I don't know.
Samantha [00:35:44]:
Just made me think. And then I got sad and I was like, I don't. Everyone else is too young.
Lisa [00:35:50]:
Yeah, everybody else is too young. Right? We don't really have an. An intermediate person.
Samantha [00:35:55]:
No, we don't. And you know, because, I mean, don't get me wrong, up and coming singers, they're fabulous. They're killing it.
Lisa [00:36:02]:
And there's great actors, too, like Julia Roberts, but she's not Cher.
Samantha [00:36:06]:
She's not Cher.
Lisa [00:36:07]:
They don't come like Cher. There's no more shares, right?
Samantha [00:36:10]:
There's no more shares.
Lisa [00:36:11]:
Okay, I gotta talk about this. Last week we discussed jury duty. Right. And why the average person possibly shouldn't become a juror, especially if the average person is meant to. Right. And then it got me thinking right back to when we were forced to take first aid. This segment is all about things that you have to do that you shouldn't have to do if you don't want to do. Right.
Lisa [00:36:37]:
I don't want to be on a jury. I'm not going to pay attention. I don't care. I shouldn't be a juror. Right. Free world. I don't want to learn first aid. I'm sad that you're cut and bleeding to death, but I'm not the person who paid enough attention to care.
Lisa [00:36:51]:
I can't do a tourniquet. I can't stitch you up. I can call 911 and help you. Right. And stay with you, but I can't. But I'm not prepared to go to battle and jump in.
Samantha [00:37:02]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:37:03]:
Because when we took first aid, one of us, friends of the podcast, she was keen to learn.
Samantha [00:37:12]:
I didn't want to fail.
Lisa [00:37:13]:
One of us didn't care. One of us didn't even have to take the test as long as she promised the instructor she wouldn't practice first aid. I'm like, done. Remember? I didn't have to take the test. I'm like. Because I'm not do. I'm not doing this. I didn't pay attention.
Lisa [00:37:26]:
I don't understand it.
Samantha [00:37:28]:
I don't. I don't want to be responsible for first aid stuff either. I have no desire to do that.
Lisa [00:37:33]:
You shouldn't make people. Shouldn't make people do it if they're not comfortable.
Samantha [00:37:37]:
No. And I feel like the people who want to be first daters, they show up. They're hardcore, and they know what they're doing. They have like. They know that. They know a tourniquet. They know what bandages. They know all the stuff.
Samantha [00:37:48]:
Yeah, totally. I know nothing. And I don't want.
Lisa [00:37:51]:
I watch lots of medical shows, so I. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. You're not breathing. I can probably jab a pen in your neck.
Samantha [00:37:57]:
Oh, my God. Don't ever do that.
Lisa [00:37:59]:
But should I? I don't think I should.
Samantha [00:38:01]:
No. No, you should.
Lisa [00:38:02]:
Never should, Right?
Samantha [00:38:03]:
Nope, you shouldn't.
Lisa [00:38:04]:
I should call 911 and get you help immediately.
Samantha [00:38:07]:
Well. And are we the people that you would want in an emergency?
Lisa [00:38:10]:
Oh, we're not. When there's an emergency, like, it's even like, if we're in a car accident. Right. Like, I want to think that I'm gonna help you. Like, my heart says, lisa, you good person, you're going to help Sam But I can't guarantee that I'm going to. Right. Because I'm just going to be like, it's awkward. And now it's weird.
Lisa [00:38:28]:
And now. And now you're bleeding and do you have to keep bleeding? Right. Like, I'm going to automatically be mad at the situation.
Samantha [00:38:35]:
Why are you bleeding?
Lisa [00:38:36]:
I'm not bleeding. My head didn't cut. My head didn't cut open. How come you. Why didn't you keep your head away from the dashboard? Right.
Samantha [00:38:44]:
I feel like this is a learned behavior from someone in your life.
Lisa [00:38:47]:
Oh, no. I don't know. Right. Probably. It probably is. But that would be my theory. Right. And I would.
Lisa [00:38:53]:
And I would automatically be a little bit mad that I'm having to help that you've got yourself into this situation and you're rewiring my life for sure.
Samantha [00:39:00]:
And right back at you. Because I'd be like, what were you doing? Why'd you hit your head?
Lisa [00:39:05]:
Right.
Samantha [00:39:05]:
Did you have your seatbelt on? And I feel like that's a learned behavior from my.
Lisa [00:39:10]:
However, I will say props to you. When I was having my heart attack. Right. You. You did well. You did well.
Samantha [00:39:17]:
Well, I went and got hell.
Lisa [00:39:18]:
Right?
Samantha [00:39:19]:
Because I was like, what do we do? Where's your phone? We need to call 91 1. Something's going on. I think she's having a hard.
Lisa [00:39:26]:
Right. Right.
Samantha [00:39:27]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:39:28]:
So.
Samantha [00:39:28]:
So. But everybody came down.
Lisa [00:39:31]:
That's what happens. Right. But I just.
Samantha [00:39:33]:
And then finally the. The right people showed up.
Lisa [00:39:35]:
Because that's what you need. Right. At some point, the right people need to step in.
Samantha [00:39:38]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:39:39]:
Right. And. And I don't. I don't. I feel strongly about not having to do stuff I don't want to do. Like that. Right. Just seems weird.
Lisa [00:39:46]:
Right. So no jury duty, no first aid. Sorry, can't do it.
Samantha [00:39:50]:
You don't need us in an emergency, everyone.
Lisa [00:39:52]:
No. Right. They just don't.
Samantha [00:39:54]:
I do have a phone. And I will call 91 1.
Lisa [00:39:57]:
Sure. Right. And I will keep you, and I will talk to you, and I will be nice. Right. I'll be supportive. I'll be like, you're fine. You're fine. Not sure why.
Lisa [00:40:05]:
I can see your brains, but you're fine. Right.
Samantha [00:40:07]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:40:08]:
And then I'd be like, oh. And then it would turn to, you're messy. You're getting messy.
Samantha [00:40:13]:
And you. You're getting me messy now.
Lisa [00:40:15]:
You're getting me messy. And now I'm never gonna get the stain out of the car. Yeah. Like. Like, there's just so many okay, so I have. Maybe this is. Maybe this is an issue I have with God. I don't know.
Lisa [00:40:30]:
I want to know why out of all the great things that God apparently gave us, why God couldn't have given us fingernails that just didn't need to grow? Like, they just grow to one certain length and they're like that forever.
Samantha [00:40:44]:
That's a little boring.
Lisa [00:40:46]:
No.
Samantha [00:40:46]:
Why?
Lisa [00:40:46]:
No, it's really not. Right. Because they're time consuming. And why do we need to have a time consuming thing like that?
Samantha [00:40:56]:
Well, because your. Your body is an organism. You know that.
Lisa [00:40:59]:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Right? I get that.
Samantha [00:41:03]:
Just saying things, things, things, you know?
Lisa [00:41:06]:
But at some point, it's living. No, but at some point you should be able to say, hit the stop button and go, I like them like this.
Samantha [00:41:13]:
Okay, let's just do that. So if it did stop growing, that might mean you're dead?
Lisa [00:41:18]:
No, I think if. I think if you're dead, it keeps growing. No, you don't think. No, I thought it did. I thought if you dyed your hair. Kept growing.
Samantha [00:41:26]:
No, no.
Lisa [00:41:27]:
Like, you've never wanted to open up a casket and see.
Samantha [00:41:29]:
No.
Lisa [00:41:30]:
Oh, see, I've been curious.
Samantha [00:41:33]:
And that just.
Lisa [00:41:34]:
I've wondered. I'm not creepy. I'm just curious.
Samantha [00:41:37]:
Creepiness is on full display. Put it back in. Tuck it, tuck it in, tuck it in, tuck it in.
Lisa [00:41:43]:
I take it back. I will. I will. I will deny I ever said that.
Samantha [00:41:50]:
Oh, you freak.
Lisa [00:41:51]:
I just. I hate. I hate fingernails and toenails.
Samantha [00:41:55]:
Okay? So that. Just let's. Let's roll it back into.
Lisa [00:41:59]:
You lazy, right? You're like, just one more thing.
Samantha [00:42:03]:
You sit in a chair on your.
Lisa [00:42:05]:
Days off, like, lump.
Samantha [00:42:07]:
Like a lump.
Lisa [00:42:08]:
Lump and loaf.
Samantha [00:42:10]:
So as you lump and loaf, just grab a nail file and file your nails and make it look pretty like they do.
Lisa [00:42:17]:
They're.
Samantha [00:42:17]:
You don't do anything to them. You cut them and you file.
Lisa [00:42:20]:
Yeah.
Samantha [00:42:20]:
You don't paint them. You don't go to a nail salon and get them all jacked.
Lisa [00:42:24]:
Not my fingernails. No, not my fingernails. I put polish on my toes.
Samantha [00:42:28]:
Don't even talk about your toes. They're so ugly.
Lisa [00:42:30]:
Don't make fun of my toes. I'm not embarrassed of them. I have ugly feet. It's okay. My dad has ugly feet. My uncle Jack had ugly feet. We all have ugly feet, right? And my sisters who have my mom's feet, they're all like, we have mom's feet. She had ugly feet, too.
Lisa [00:42:44]:
Feet are ugly. They're modes of transportation you're weird and you think I have pretty feet. That's gross. You're weird. You're sick that way. It's creepy, right?
Samantha [00:42:54]:
Oh, my God. I have to tell you this. This is so funny. Oh, my God. Over the weekend, we hung out with my brother and his family because Shelby had dance recitals and stuff, and we were sitting around because it was Father's Day, so we were sitting around having supper and just joking and stuff. And I said to Shelby, I said, dance is really expensive. You need to go get a job to help pay for it. And Trevor's like, yeah, you know, so we were talking about that, and I said, well, you know what you could do, Shelby, is you could start taking pictures of your feet.
Lisa [00:43:28]:
You're telling your niece to have a foot fetish.
Samantha [00:43:31]:
My brother, he almost punched me. I'm sure I'm kidding.
Lisa [00:43:36]:
But you're saying it anyways.
Samantha [00:43:40]:
He's like, you. If she. And I just look at him, I'm like, I think you need to calm down.
Lisa [00:43:45]:
Feet aren't pretty. I don't care who's look on his feet. I don't care whose feet they are. They're not pretty. They're just feet. Right? Toes aren't pretty. I don't get the fascination with that. I get.
Lisa [00:43:55]:
Keep them clean, keep them. Keep them looking appropriate.
Samantha [00:44:00]:
But it's. It's. It was funny.
Lisa [00:44:02]:
Well, it's not funny. It's not funny that you're suggesting that your. Your. Your young niece, who's not even in high school yet. I told her pimps herself out.
Samantha [00:44:14]:
She didn't want to get a paper out. And I'm like, okay. Well, he. Trevor's like, she's always dancing. She doesn't have time. Well, she could start taking pictures of her.
Lisa [00:44:20]:
She could start taking pictures of her toes. Put them on the. Put them on the. The. The Internet and see who all slap them up on TikTok toes by Shelby. Right? You're weird. That's weird.
Samantha [00:44:32]:
It was a thug.
Lisa [00:44:33]:
My niece is making crocheted cute things. Your niece, who's younger, is going to pimp out her toes. That's nice. That's.
Samantha [00:44:41]:
She's not well.
Lisa [00:44:43]:
It's hard to say. Right.
Samantha [00:44:44]:
My brother. Her father would shoot me.
Lisa [00:44:46]:
Yeah, totally. Right? Totally.
Samantha [00:44:50]:
Okay, so let's move away from the feet discussion. And I need to let people know Lisa is squashing my dreams of becoming. Of becoming an influencer.
Lisa [00:45:04]:
Nobody's ever. Then I realized their dreams ever.
Samantha [00:45:06]:
Yeah, yeah. You're a squash dream. Do you understand that about yourself? And then I realized, oh, my God, are we morphing into each other?
Lisa [00:45:17]:
Well, we were a little concerned, weren't we? Like Freaky Friday.
Samantha [00:45:24]:
I'm like, you're squashing my dreams. And then you're like, see, right?
Lisa [00:45:29]:
How do you like how that feels?
Samantha [00:45:30]:
Okay, well, now I don't care. And I will continue to squash.
Lisa [00:45:34]:
Right, because you don't care.
Samantha [00:45:35]:
Right?
Lisa [00:45:35]:
You just squash. You just made fun of my feet. And you know what? Here. The thing with your feet, right? They're kind of Fred Flintstone ish. And you got a funny ankle. You got, like, a clumpy ankle. So your feet. You got big heels.
Lisa [00:45:45]:
Your feet aren't.
Samantha [00:45:46]:
I have a clumpy ankle.
Lisa [00:45:48]:
Your feet are good. Even though.
Samantha [00:45:49]:
You mean the one that I broke.
Lisa [00:45:50]:
Before your ankle bone. Your ankle bone years before you broke it. It's sticky outy, right?
Samantha [00:45:56]:
Because that's what ankle bones do.
Lisa [00:45:59]:
Well, it's not pretty. And you have a big heel. Not pretty. Right. Just saying. I throw it back at you. Okay.
Samantha [00:46:08]:
Be up me. Okay. All right.
Lisa [00:46:12]:
Don't tell people I'm squashing your spirit. If I thought you could influence people, I would be all. I would. I would be. I would be supportive.
Samantha [00:46:19]:
I'm influencing people right now. What, agreeing with me?
Lisa [00:46:24]:
But do they? Yes. No, for sure. There's. I think it's a 50, 50 split. I think some agree with me and some agree with.
Samantha [00:46:31]:
No. No.
Lisa [00:46:32]:
I don't think most are team Sam.
Samantha [00:46:35]:
I think they are.
Lisa [00:46:36]:
What do you think they are?
Samantha [00:46:38]:
I think they are.
Lisa [00:46:39]:
No. Why?
Samantha [00:46:41]:
I think more. There's more people that are Team Sam than Team Lisa.
Lisa [00:46:44]:
Am I too much to handle?
Samantha [00:46:46]:
You're always too much to handle.
Lisa [00:46:49]:
But I'm a lot of fun. I'm a lot of fun friends of the podcast. I'll tell you that right now.
Samantha [00:46:54]:
Yeah, as long as it's. When you hang out with her, just make sure it's not a calorie counting day.
Lisa [00:46:59]:
Right? Speaking of my calories again, right. I decided, right, we need to bring back the boom baby bakery. I want it back. And you know what? It needs to serve food. It's all part of Chef Lala too, right? Like that. The boom baby. The boom baby bakery and cafe needs to have summer food. And by summer food, I'm talking about things like.
Lisa [00:47:18]:
Like. Like little cherry tomatoes and cucumber balls. It's bite all bite sized food. That's what we're.
Samantha [00:47:25]:
I. I'm sorry. A cucumber ball. Ball. Yeah.
Lisa [00:47:31]:
We're gonna ball it. We're gonna Make a ball of cucumber, like a melon ball. We're gonna do that with cucumber.
Samantha [00:47:38]:
I would love for you to practice that and show me.
Lisa [00:47:41]:
Chef Lala will do that. Because that's what they're gonna be. That's what we're gonna be featuring at the Boom Baby Bakery and Cafe.
Samantha [00:47:49]:
So we're only eating tomatoes and cucumber balls.
Lisa [00:47:51]:
We're just eating small one bite food. One bite food, right? Because it's summer. One bite. I see things being served on a spoon. Like, and here's like a sip of gazpacho. Right? Right? Like one sip or just. It's just tiny tastes. Tiny tastes.
Samantha [00:48:07]:
Did you just. Did you just recently watch like an Italian show or something?
Lisa [00:48:11]:
No. I was at a work event and we had gazpacho. My mom used to make it too. And I'm like, oh, God, it tastes the same. It did not change, right? People are like, it should be hot. I'm like, it's nuts. It's cold soup.
Samantha [00:48:23]:
It's supposed to be cold soup.
Lisa [00:48:24]:
It's supposed to be cold with a bad spice to bite in it, right? Yeah. That's what we're gonna do with the Boom Baby Bakery.
Samantha [00:48:31]:
We're going back to the bakery.
Lisa [00:48:33]:
Going back to the bakery, Right? Let's bring the bakery back, right?
Samantha [00:48:36]:
All right.
Lisa [00:48:37]:
Yeah, right. Maybe let's, let's bring. Let's. Let's introduce a spray park to it. Let's have a spray park, right?
Samantha [00:48:44]:
An adult spring adult spray park, right? Because we used to love drinks, right?
Lisa [00:48:48]:
Because we used to love the sprinkler as K kids. Gen X kids love the sprinkler, right? Let's bring the sprinkler back.
Samantha [00:48:58]:
That's perfect. We'll get some grass, we'll get some sprinklers. We'll let people just run around. We'll serve them drinks and small little.
Lisa [00:49:05]:
Bites, small bits of bites of food. My sister used to have. My sister Linda used to have this thing in her backyard, and it was called the Crazy Daisy. You attached it to the hose and, and the head of this daisy was like a sprinkler, but it just shot all over the place, right? We would sit in lawn chairs, drink too many drinks and just swim, spray, get sprayed on a hot day. It was the best. Crazy daisy. Let's spray park it up at the Boom Baby Bakery and Cafe.
Samantha [00:49:29]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:49:30]:
Why not do that? Right? Because Gen X kids love the sprinkler. We love the sprinkler. I don't even Know if kids.
Samantha [00:49:37]:
We did.
Lisa [00:49:37]:
We loved the sprinkler, right?
Samantha [00:49:39]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:49:39]:
Running through. Right? Run through the sprinkler. Gen X. Kids owned that guy, right? So there. That's. So stay tuned for Chef Lala making her appearance at the Boom Baby Bakery and Cafe.
Samantha [00:49:54]:
So what do you think is worse, sweaty balls or sweaty boobs?
Lisa [00:49:57]:
Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Probably because I don't have balls. So I don't have a true frame.
Samantha [00:50:02]:
Of course we don't have balls.
Lisa [00:50:03]:
But.
Samantha [00:50:04]:
But like, your coochie gets a little sweaty in the summer too, though.
Lisa [00:50:08]:
Yeah, yeah, your cooch does, sure. But. But like sweaty boo. So this is why. Here's. I'm gonna explain to my. This is why I think sweaty boobs are worse than sweaty balls. Because boobs are bigger and they just lay.
Lisa [00:50:23]:
They just press against your body and they get sweaty underneath. And that's gross, right? Balls aren't. The balls aren't the size of boobs.
Samantha [00:50:33]:
Okay, but let's be real. Like, boobs, balls, your cooch, your butt.
Lisa [00:50:40]:
You get like, your butt.
Samantha [00:50:43]:
Like, you can get sweaty ass.
Lisa [00:50:44]:
I don't get it. That's swas. I don't get swaths. I don't have Swiss. I never. I've. I'm gonna go on record. I never have had sweats.
Lisa [00:50:50]:
I don't get sweats. No sweats for me. Swas for you. You get swas.
Samantha [00:50:55]:
No, but, like, it happens because you get hot.
Lisa [00:50:57]:
It exists because we have a word for it. We know it exists. Right, people? Who. Let's hear. That'll be a Sunday question. Who gets fast? Right.
Samantha [00:51:10]:
Do you have swaz? Have you ever had some?
Lisa [00:51:12]:
Never had stress. I've never had swash. I don't know. I just think boobs are. Because balls. I think if you have sweaty balls, I feel that the guys just manipulate their balls to. They just take care of it. We don't walk around fixing our sweaty.
Lisa [00:51:25]:
We just deal with our sweat. We did no sweat. Right. Because women, we don't. We don't adjust things the same way that men do. Right.
Samantha [00:51:34]:
Okay, but now there's sprays for all of that. Right? You can get that full body.
Lisa [00:51:37]:
Yeah. So you might not stink, but you're spray.
Samantha [00:51:39]:
Your part stuck.
Lisa [00:51:43]:
Right.
Samantha [00:51:43]:
But now you don't stink.
Lisa [00:51:44]:
Nothing. Yeah. Like, nothing's worse than at the end of a hot.
Samantha [00:51:47]:
Enough.
Lisa [00:51:47]:
Nothing's worse than at the end of the hot day when you're getting undressed and you lift up and you can see where they've been. Right. Because There they were.
Samantha [00:51:56]:
Right?
Lisa [00:51:58]:
It's gross.
Samantha [00:51:59]:
Oh, summer. We love it and then we hate it.
Lisa [00:52:02]:
And then we hate it. Right? Yeah. Remember, like, what I don't like, remember is your. When your WENUS gets sweaty. Oh, yeah, right. I'm not a fan of the, of the sweaty Weenus.
Samantha [00:52:12]:
No. Well, and we've had some icky weather, like, but we needed the rain. It rained hardcore.
Lisa [00:52:18]:
Yes, we needed the rain today.
Samantha [00:52:20]:
And.
Lisa [00:52:21]:
But now we need. Now we need some nice weather coming.
Samantha [00:52:24]:
We're going to have seasonal. Will be seasonably warm weather. July, August, and into September.
Lisa [00:52:29]:
Sweet.
Samantha [00:52:30]:
All right, so I'm like, okay, because, you know, gives me some warm weather.
Lisa [00:52:35]:
You know, starting next week, I'm going to be starting weather panic Countdown. Right?
Samantha [00:52:39]:
You already weather panicked last week.
Lisa [00:52:41]:
But not too bad, right? It wasn't too, too bad. It was.
Samantha [00:52:44]:
You weather panicked already. And I'm like, I. I can't handle.
Lisa [00:52:48]:
I'm a weather panic. I know, but. But still, then, Then you know what, dear? The weather people, don't put it out there. Just do weather one day at a time. Don't give me 14 days. And it maybe isn't going to be right because I'm automatically sad and mad and want to cancel my plans. Right.
Samantha [00:53:05]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:53:06]:
That's all I'm going to say. Okay. Okay. Hotels that offer continental breakfasts, Yay or nay.
Samantha [00:53:13]:
Depends what on what. How good it is and what they're serving.
Lisa [00:53:19]:
Is it based on the food or is it based on the people that are eating from it? Both. Like a trough of food. Right. Just like. And the, the eggs and lift up the. Lift up the thing. I'm, I'm, I'm. I think I'm gonna say nay.
Samantha [00:53:36]:
I feel I have, but I, I typically only do the pastry stuff.
Lisa [00:53:40]:
Okay, I get that. Right. Because. And a muffin, chances are. And maybe a yogurt, maybe nobody else has touched that stuff. And breath. They haven't breathed on it too much. They haven't been breathy on your muffin.
Lisa [00:53:49]:
Like.
Samantha [00:53:51]:
And I, I typically love a good coffee, so I'll take coffee, too.
Lisa [00:53:54]:
Yeah, but, like, when it comes to, like, the eggs and the bacon and the saus, like, I just feel that this was really busy earlier and it's just been sitting and the eggs are going on top of the eggs. Right? You think?
Samantha [00:54:08]:
Yeah, yeah.
Lisa [00:54:08]:
I'm saying nay. I'm saying it depends. I'm saying no.
Samantha [00:54:11]:
It's like. But okay. But okay. Honestly, though, it's a buffet, so you've eaten at buffets and you've done that a lot.
Lisa [00:54:19]:
Yes, But. But since COVID I feel that we have become better people because we don't buffet. Right. We do not buffet. As much as I love, like, I love the concept of a buffet, I like. Because I like choices. So I like the idea of being able to have like a breakfast buffet. Oh, my God.
Lisa [00:54:38]:
Right. Where you can have everything and. And a piece of roast beef. Right. Why not? I love that. But I think since COVID we've become.
Samantha [00:54:47]:
A little bit, like, it's a little too many people.
Lisa [00:54:50]:
Right. And we didn't know that before. We thought it was perfectly fine that we are all using the same tongs for all the same sausage and bacon. Right. And all take the bacon tongs and get something out of it. Nobody cared, right? No, because we didn't know better. But it's like Maya Angelou says, right? If you know better, you do better.
Samantha [00:55:10]:
This is true.
Lisa [00:55:10]:
So we don't see ourselves buffeting very much.
Samantha [00:55:13]:
We do not buffet.
Lisa [00:55:14]:
Right. Does the world still buffet?
Samantha [00:55:17]:
Yes, they still exist.
Lisa [00:55:19]:
Buffets are back. Should we try a buffet?
Samantha [00:55:24]:
I'm not running to one.
Lisa [00:55:26]:
I don't know. Right. Because I feel like. I mean, unless you have a really fancy, fancy spanking buffet.
Samantha [00:55:33]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:55:34]:
Then that's fine. Right. But like, just like, like, like your Ricky's buffet. I don't know. Not sure about that one. Right.
Samantha [00:55:43]:
Oh, that's true.
Lisa [00:55:44]:
It seems scary. It seems scary.
Samantha [00:55:47]:
Okay, on a more solemn note.
Lisa [00:55:49]:
Solemn.
Samantha [00:55:51]:
Brian Wilson died.
Lisa [00:55:52]:
Ah, right.
Samantha [00:55:54]:
That's sad.
Lisa [00:55:54]:
Do you remember the Barenaked lady song?
Samantha [00:55:56]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:55:57]:
My friend Suzanne lying in bed, my friend, just like Brian. We used to, after a Friday night of having too much fun in university, we lived in residence together. And we would lie in the bed, like, just like side by side. And we would sing that song for hours. Right. Lying in bed just like Brian Royls. Right. I'm staring at the ceiling tile just thinking about.
Lisa [00:56:21]:
Oh, what to think about. Right. It's funny that, like, our generation of Brian Wilson love him for the Barenaked lady song. We love him for the Beach Boys too. But the Barenaked lady song really brought him back.
Samantha [00:56:35]:
Yeah, right? Yeah.
Lisa [00:56:37]:
I watched on pbs there was a. There was a Beach Boys thing this weekend.
Samantha [00:56:41]:
Oh. Apparently there's a new documentary coming. Several cool ones.
Lisa [00:56:45]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:56:46]:
Yeah. And I grew up with the Beach Boys because my dad was that guy. He loved those guys.
Lisa [00:56:51]:
He probably loved that little deuce coupe.
Samantha [00:56:54]:
Yeah, right. And I grew up with surfer music, which is really bizarre too.
Lisa [00:56:58]:
On the eight track.
Samantha [00:56:59]:
That was. Yeah. On The A track. And that's what we. When we drove in the Nova, my dad had an A track and he'd.
Lisa [00:57:05]:
Throw in Beach Boys and Jan and Dean.
Samantha [00:57:08]:
Yeah. This was big back event.
Lisa [00:57:10]:
Yeah. Even though we weren't part of the surfing culture.
Samantha [00:57:13]:
No.
Lisa [00:57:14]:
Right.
Samantha [00:57:14]:
Well, I mean, B.C. is pretty warm, so I guess.
Lisa [00:57:17]:
Right. But I don't know. Like, the Beach Boys, they were pretty darn cool. They were pretty. Pretty cool. Like, everybody loved that guy. Like, all, like. Like Sting did this thing and Sting said.
Lisa [00:57:26]:
He goes. He goes, I lost one of my heroes today. And I'm like, what? Who would have known? Right?
Samantha [00:57:31]:
But he was a genius. So talented.
Lisa [00:57:34]:
Very talented. Right. And then. And then he did too many drugs.
Samantha [00:57:38]:
And then.
Lisa [00:57:39]:
And then he laid in bed, stuff happened. And just stared at the ceiling tile.
Samantha [00:57:42]:
Ceiling tiles.
Lisa [00:57:43]:
And then he. And then he emerged again. Right?
Samantha [00:57:45]:
Yes.
Lisa [00:57:46]:
And then he came back. Right. That's kind of funny.
Samantha [00:57:49]:
But we lost somebody good.
Lisa [00:57:51]:
We did. And that's where. That's where we're headed. That's a happy note. All the good ones are going.
Samantha [00:57:56]:
All the good ones are going.
Lisa [00:57:57]:
Good ones are going. Samantha. Good ones are going.
Samantha [00:58:00]:
Okay, well, let's switch to the sort of interesting but diverse crowd that we had. Talking about hot dogs.
Lisa [00:58:11]:
Such an easy topic.
Samantha [00:58:13]:
Choose a hot dog. Choose a burger. Choose something.
Lisa [00:58:15]:
Burger or dog? Burger or dog.
Samantha [00:58:17]:
Yeah.
Lisa [00:58:17]:
Simple.
Samantha [00:58:18]:
So those who loved hot dogs said so with a lot of pride. And those who wanted both stood very firm in that position.
Lisa [00:58:27]:
Very firm.
Samantha [00:58:28]:
Very firm.
Lisa [00:58:28]:
Right.
Samantha [00:58:30]:
I would like to say Karen threw in a vegan burger. Sure. As an option. I'm like, okay, that's okay. Paula refused to choose. Haley said it depends on the wiener.
Lisa [00:58:41]:
Right.
Samantha [00:58:41]:
Sure it does.
Lisa [00:58:42]:
Always depends. Sure. It always comes back to the wiener.
Samantha [00:58:44]:
Haley.
Lisa [00:58:45]:
Right. Always comes back to the wiener.
Samantha [00:58:48]:
Cindy has conditions. A fire pit is for hot dogs and a barbecue or Blackstone is for burgers.
Lisa [00:58:55]:
Okay.
Samantha [00:58:55]:
And I'm like, sure, Cindy. Get fancy.
Lisa [00:58:57]:
Right. Just kick it. Right. Make it difficult.
Samantha [00:59:01]:
Luke's like, nothing's. There's nothing like a good wiener.
Lisa [00:59:04]:
And says, yummy. Like a wiener.
Samantha [00:59:06]:
Okay. You would know Luke and Alyssa. Alyssa's math teacher got a little too detailed about a time in a hot dog factory. And she don't do.
Lisa [00:59:16]:
Don't do hot dogs.
Samantha [00:59:17]:
Now.
Lisa [00:59:18]:
She don't do. Don't do hot dogs. Makes sense, Right? I get that. Right. I don't know if I went to a hot dog factory, if it was, would persuade me to not do hot dogs. Oh, well, I don't know. Right. Because I love A hot dog.
Samantha [00:59:31]:
I don't know.
Lisa [00:59:33]:
Right.
Samantha [00:59:34]:
Oh, my God. My dad was eating mock chicken the other day, and I'm like, dad, is that bologna? He goes, no, mock chicken.
Lisa [00:59:38]:
I'm like, ah, nice. Mock chicken.
Samantha [00:59:41]:
That's a. That's a locked in, right? Childhood memory, that.
Lisa [00:59:45]:
And remember, what was that other one that was. Had, like. Had like, the little bit of noodle in it and the pieces of cheese.
Samantha [00:59:52]:
Oh, what was that guy called? Oh, my God, what was it called? Was it a macaroni Mac and loaf or smack? Something like that?
Lisa [00:59:59]:
Yeah. And. And it was really. It was baloney with a little bit of like. Like. Like Alpha Getty without the tomato sauce cooked into it and triangles of cheese.
Samantha [01:00:10]:
But it was so wrong.
Lisa [01:00:11]:
It was yummy back in the day. And then there was one. Pimentos. Remember? There's one with, like, olive pits in it.
Samantha [01:00:17]:
Oh, yeah, pimentos. Yeah.
Lisa [01:00:19]:
Weird. I still love a good pressed chicken.
Samantha [01:00:23]:
I. You know what? I still like bologna.
Lisa [01:00:25]:
I think I would still like bologna, too.
Samantha [01:00:28]:
I still like bologna.
Lisa [01:00:30]:
Kids. We always had bologna sandwiches. And we would put mustard and ketchup on them, like my dad did.
Samantha [01:00:35]:
We used to have. Oh, my God, fried bologna.
Lisa [01:00:37]:
No, I never liked that. Never liked that.
Samantha [01:00:39]:
Oh, no. So good.
Lisa [01:00:40]:
No, it was never my thing. Never my thing. So then on Tuesday, we did the one has to Go. And you and I, we hummed and hawed. We had a few. We were wondering, should we do. And you decided, Samantha, let's do ballpark food. Okay, so here's the funny thing with the ballpark food, right? People hate it.
Lisa [01:01:01]:
People hate it. People hate it. Here's the choices. I probably don't have them all. There was a pretzel. There was popcorn. There was beer. There was hot dog, there was corn dog.
Lisa [01:01:11]:
What else was there? Mini donuts, mini donuts, and something else. I don't remember what all. Okay, this is.
Samantha [01:01:17]:
They didn't like mini donuts either, though.
Lisa [01:01:19]:
They hate mini donuts, they hate beer, and they hate corn dogs.
Samantha [01:01:26]:
Yes, they do.
Lisa [01:01:26]:
Oh, so hurt my heart, too, because you know me, I, like, love mini donuts, right? Love, love, love a mini donut. And I love a corn dog. I can do without the beer, too, but I'm not. But if I'm at the ballpark, I'm probably gonna have a beer. I would kick popcorn to the curb, which nobody was kicking. Oh, and there was french fries.
Samantha [01:01:44]:
One person did.
Lisa [01:01:44]:
One person kicked french fries. Because you can get them anywhere. It's weird. You want to know what else is weird? I'm Going to tell you this. I haven't shared this with you yet. The other day came across on my socials big concert coming to town in November.
Samantha [01:02:01]:
Oh, good God. What?
Lisa [01:02:03]:
Brad Paisley. No.
Samantha [01:02:07]:
Are you going? Have you got tickets?
Lisa [01:02:09]:
Of course. Because it's my Gibson's boyfriend. I just told my work about it today. We had to. What are we thankful for? I'm thankful that Mike Gibson's boyfriend, Brad Paisley is. Is back touring because we already have our tickets and somebody looked at me and they're like, did they go on sale already? If you're in the fan club, they did. You betcha.
Samantha [01:02:31]:
I can't wait for you to go.
Lisa [01:02:32]:
Right. Makes. We've decided not to go on the floor because it's too much. It was too much concert for us because we're getting old.
Samantha [01:02:39]:
Too much concert.
Lisa [01:02:40]:
Right. So we just have. We just have good seats, but. Just seats. But I tell you, nothing made my heart happier than to see his boyfriend back.
Samantha [01:02:48]:
Oh, he loves.
Lisa [01:02:50]:
So excited. Well, he's probably gonna get a new t shirt.
Samantha [01:02:52]:
Oh, my God.
Lisa [01:02:53]:
Right? Like all the goodies. Hey, Brad Paisley in November.
Samantha [01:02:57]:
Okay. Where are you sitting? I might drag Michelle with me and we might just go to watch Mike.
Lisa [01:03:04]:
Right? Because he loves Brad Paisley. But he's so tall. But he's so respectful. He doesn't stand up. Right. He sits because he's tall. Right. He knows that he's going to.
Samantha [01:03:13]:
He's a very tall person.
Lisa [01:03:14]:
Yeah. Right. He knows that he's going to block. Right. He. He.
Samantha [01:03:18]:
That is literally the only guy he goes to see.
Lisa [01:03:20]:
And we. And we have traveled to different parts of Canada to see him. We've gone to Ontario to see him. We've gone to Alberta to see him. Right? Right. His boyfriend will travel. Right. How exciting.
Samantha [01:03:32]:
That's so funny.
Lisa [01:03:33]:
I just need to. I forgot about that. I wanted to slip that in.
Samantha [01:03:36]:
I love this for you.
Lisa [01:03:37]:
Right? How excited am I? Right?
Samantha [01:03:44]:
Yay.
Lisa [01:03:44]:
Yay.
Samantha [01:03:47]:
All right, guys. Connect with us on our social media or visit our web page, which is ishakemyheadpod.com. sign up for our newsletters. Leave a message, check out our episodes. It's all there for you.
Lisa [01:04:00]:
It's all there.
Samantha [01:04:01]:
It's all there. Watch us. Watch the podcast on YouTube and subscribe. That would be great if you did join our patreon for exclusive content, early access and behind the scenes scenes footage, all for as little as $2 a month. And visit patreon.com I shake my head if you're looking for. I shake my head. Swag. Head on down to threadless.com and search for us.
Samantha [01:04:22]:
We're proud to be part of the Women in Media Network. And we just want to say thank you to John Jimingo for editing our podcast each week, because the last couple weeks have been a little bit tumultuous.
Lisa [01:04:31]:
And who knows about this one? At our end, it seems fine.
Samantha [01:04:35]:
Our end, it seems fine.
Lisa [01:04:36]:
But we don't know the other end. Right.
Samantha [01:04:38]:
We're not sure.
Lisa [01:04:39]:
We're just not sure. And don't forget, get your tickets. We officially do have the show in Saskatoon Nov. 7. We'll give you a bit more information about those tickets, but that's there. And it's a smaller theater, so you're not going to want to dilly dally.
Samantha [01:04:54]:
Can you. Can we talk about August 1st?
Lisa [01:04:57]:
Okay.
Samantha [01:04:57]:
I'm November excited.
Lisa [01:04:58]:
About a month it is, but I'm excited about it all. Fine. August, August, August, August. Right. Don't miss out. This is going to be fun.
Samantha [01:05:08]:
Sure.
Lisa [01:05:08]:
One day you're gonna be. Remember when. Oh, yeah, I was there. Right.
Samantha [01:05:12]:
Remember when Sam stood on the stage and said to Lisa, shut the up. Why are we doing. Yeah, shut the up. And why are we doing that?
Lisa [01:05:19]:
Right. Lisa said, because it's our destiny. Right.
Samantha [01:05:25]:
All right.
Lisa [01:05:25]:
Who doesn't want to do this? Hey. And for all those who stick right to the end because they want to know how I'm doing in my. In my fantasy baseball, 10 and 10, two had for first place. Still, I can't get soul. First place. Me and this one guy were tight, but 10 and two. And I'm going to tell you, friends of the podcast, it's a lot of work. It's a lot of work.
Lisa [01:05:47]:
Right. I get it. I get it now. Right. But now I'm in it, so I'm going to see it through.
Samantha [01:05:53]:
All right.
Lisa [01:05:53]:
Anything else you want to talk about, Samantha?
Samantha [01:05:56]:
No.
Lisa [01:05:56]:
No. We've had enough of each other.
Samantha [01:05:59]:
Enough of the.
Lisa [01:05:59]:
Enough of you for one day. Right. Okay. Always a pleasure.
Samantha [01:06:05]:
It should be.
Lisa [01:06:17]:
Who'S a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.
