Baby News, Wine Woes and Pope Draft Picks

Lisa [00:00:06]:
Oh, my God. Samantha, I've got the best news. Oh, my God. I'm gonna be a mom. Well, maybe it's an adopted mom. I don't know. But I'm so excited. I'm going to be a mom.

Lisa [00:00:16]:
Hello, people. Guess who's gonna be a mom. I'm gonna be a mom. Why do you look stunned? I thought you'd be excited.

Samantha [00:00:23]:
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to just, you know, absorb all of this new fun information that. That. That a menopausal woman is laying down in front of another menopausal woman. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna.

Lisa [00:00:41]:
It's probably a couple babies. Actually, it's more than one baby. I'm pretty sure it's the pigeons. The pigeons are back.

Samantha [00:00:48]:
The pigeons are back.

Lisa [00:00:50]:
The work pigeons are back. But guess what? They didn't go to the my boss boss's office like they have in the last two years and not been loved. They came to the gift shop. The pigeons came to me.

Samantha [00:01:02]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:01:04]:
Obviously they're going to make babies. They know that I'm happy for them.

Samantha [00:01:09]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:01:10]:
And they knew that I would appreciate their effort. Of course I'm going to be a mom. I'm going to be a mom. Could be a pigeon mom.

Samantha [00:01:19]:
Yeah, a pigeon mom. First time ever.

Lisa [00:01:22]:
First time ever.

Samantha [00:01:23]:
So are you going to be. What kind of mom are you going to be? Are you going to be like an attentive mom? A wayward mom? Helicopter mom?

Lisa [00:01:31]:
Well, it depends. Right. So last couple years, what's happened is that the pigeon eggs never became birds.

Samantha [00:01:39]:
Oh, right.

Lisa [00:01:40]:
Like a magpie or something ate the eggs. Because they do that. Right.

Samantha [00:01:45]:
Well, should it not be your job to then, like, take care of said?

Lisa [00:01:49]:
Well, you can't get to the ledge. Right. So you have to trust that the pigeons and Mother Nature are going to take care of my babies.

Samantha [00:01:57]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:01:58]:
But in the past, they haven't taken care of the babies. Or if they had, they flew and somebody swooped in, ate the babies. Because that's what they do, Those magpies. They eat babies.

Samantha [00:02:07]:
Okay, I have an idea. Okay, stop talking for five seconds.

Lisa [00:02:10]:
Okay. I'm so excited.

Samantha [00:02:11]:
I have an idea.

Lisa [00:02:11]:
I'm excited.

Samantha [00:02:12]:
I know. Yes. I can feel your excitement.

Lisa [00:02:14]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:02:16]:
What about getting like a webcam and you can, like, watch your babies from wherever you are? Right. You know how people set up webcams and you can go on to that link and you can watch, you know, this particular animal or area or whatever Right. So why don't you get a webcam and then you can pay attention to your babies all the time. And then they know that they'll be loved even if they get eaten by something.

Lisa [00:02:41]:
And then I'll see that. Here's the thing. I never, ever, ever friend to the podcast. I never thought I'd hear me say this. That could be brilliant coming from you, Samantha. That might be a brilliant idea.

Samantha [00:02:50]:
Shut up.

Lisa [00:02:51]:
I'm just saying, right?

Samantha [00:02:53]:
I'm trying to be supportive and you're being an. So now I'm done. And now I think, worst idea ever. You're gonna be a horrible mom. You're gonna suck. You're probably gonna, you know, get the crow to come and eat the babies because you're, because you're all of a sudden you've decided, I don't want to have kids.

Lisa [00:03:10]:
I want to have kids.

Samantha [00:03:11]:
I, I, I don't want, I'm all in. Too late for me. I don't have time for this. I'm too selfish.

Lisa [00:03:18]:
Are you kidding?

Samantha [00:03:19]:
Yeah. I already told who you are.

Lisa [00:03:21]:
I've already told people that work in the gift shop. Don't you knock on that window. Let them be in the nest, right? But the dad, so I can tell, right, the mom, she's in the nest, right? There's no eggs yet. The eggs have got to come. Mom's in the nest. Though the dad, he looks rough for wear hair. Hey, like so to me, if that dad was a person. He's in a, he's in a wife beater.

Lisa [00:03:42]:
He's got greasy, he's got a greasy hairy chest and he's got a bandana on. He's creepy looking. Hey, that's the dad. Looks creepy. I feel that it's not a good. She's beautiful. She's a beautiful pigeon. Looks like something from the alley.

Samantha [00:03:56]:
Well, maybe he, he's led a rough life. But if he loves his pigeon wife, well, and they make pigeon babies, right?

Lisa [00:04:04]:
He, he's been there all day, so he's. Obviously there's some love, right?

Samantha [00:04:09]:
Obviously he too can be a good parent.

Lisa [00:04:12]:
You're going to be an auntie.

Samantha [00:04:13]:
Oh my God, I can't wait. For the third time, right, you're going.

Lisa [00:04:16]:
To be a pigeon auntie. How exciting. How exciting. It actually would be for the fourth time because I think you have another nephew that you forgot about.

Samantha [00:04:23]:
I have a lot. I have. This would be for the fourth time, right?

Lisa [00:04:27]:
So good thing that you're not having the babies.

Samantha [00:04:29]:
Oh, no, sorry. One, two, three, four. I have Four. This would be the fifth one.

Lisa [00:04:33]:
This would be the fifth. Good thing you're not having the babies because you already are in a neglectful aunt.

Samantha [00:04:37]:
I. I'm only an ant.

Lisa [00:04:39]:
You already suck. Yeah, I know you already suck.

Samantha [00:04:42]:
It's. I'm very self absorbed.

Lisa [00:04:43]:
Not me. Not me now.

Samantha [00:04:45]:
Yes, you are.

Lisa [00:04:46]:
8:00 this morning. I was self absorbed when I found out at noon.

Samantha [00:04:50]:
You can't. You can't change the neck. No, you can't. No, you can't.

Lisa [00:04:53]:
This leopard changed her spots and was loving.

Samantha [00:04:57]:
Stop.

Lisa [00:04:57]:
I became loving. I love those babies.

Samantha [00:05:03]:
I doubt it.

Lisa [00:05:04]:
So excited. So excited. Go be a mom.

Samantha [00:05:08]:
All right, well, let's. Let's move on from this. Lisa, people are very excited about you and the pigeons, but where do you.

Lisa [00:05:14]:
Even go from that news?

Samantha [00:05:16]:
Well, hopefully into better stuff, so. Yeah, so we're going to move away, so. Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam.

Lisa [00:05:27]:
Hello, friends of the podcast.

Samantha [00:05:29]:
And if you're still with us after talk of pigeoning being a pigeon mom, God bless you, and hopefully the rest of the episode gets better for you.

Lisa [00:05:37]:
How do you make those hearts?

Samantha [00:05:39]:
Oh, stop it.

Lisa [00:05:40]:
Mine looks like a peach. I don't know how to make those hearts. Sorry, it's.

Samantha [00:05:46]:
It's weird.

Lisa [00:05:46]:
I'm gonna make a heart. Friends of the podcast. If you're watching this on YouTube, all 122 of you.

Samantha [00:05:51]:
More of a vlog.

Lisa [00:05:52]:
More of a v. We're trying to make those. Oh, Sam makes a perfect heart.

Samantha [00:05:55]:
I make a circle because I'm better than you.

Lisa [00:05:58]:
I'm not very crafty like that.

Samantha [00:06:02]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:06:03]:
I digressed.

Samantha [00:06:04]:
Uhhuh. Hello, everybody.

Lisa [00:06:06]:
Hello, friends. The podcast again.

Samantha [00:06:08]:
All right, now you're here. So you might like us. It's very possible. You do. If you do download, subscribe, share with a friend, leave a review. That would be fun. We do have our pod page, ishakemyheadpod.com. you can go there and you could leave a voice message too.

Samantha [00:06:25]:
So, you know, because Lisa needs love and this is her way of getting it. So if you could just do that, that would be wonderful to get off my back.

Lisa [00:06:34]:
Pay it forward to me.

Samantha [00:06:35]:
Yeah. And you'd get off my back.

Lisa [00:06:38]:
Samantha, I'm not that bad.

Samantha [00:06:40]:
Yes, you are.

Lisa [00:06:41]:
I just. You know what? Okay. I am. I'm that girl.

Samantha [00:06:44]:
Yeah, you're that girl.

Lisa [00:06:45]:
I'm that girl. Right? We're going to talk about that later on at the end of the podcast. All right. But I got something that I got a. I Got. I got.

Samantha [00:06:53]:
It's a confession.

Lisa [00:06:54]:
Oh my God. An embarrassing confession.

Samantha [00:06:57]:
It's a confession.

Lisa [00:06:58]:
I was telling my work friends about this. Friends of the podcast. I can't drink fancy wine.

Samantha [00:07:04]:
No, you're. You're low level wine lady, right?

Lisa [00:07:08]:
Like I'm meant to be unclassy when it comes to wine drink the cheap, right?

Samantha [00:07:13]:
You. She did not handle her wine well on Friday.

Lisa [00:07:17]:
I.

Samantha [00:07:17]:
You were, you were doing so well. You. We were having fun and then all of a sudden I needed.

Lisa [00:07:23]:
It's done.

Samantha [00:07:24]:
You needed a nap.

Lisa [00:07:30]:
I was in bed sleeping by 9:30.

Samantha [00:07:37]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:07:38]:
That's funny. Wow. Expensive wine. That's what it does.

Samantha [00:07:42]:
Yes. You did. Yes.

Lisa [00:07:44]:
Oh my God. I can't. I can't. Hhd she just doing it because that's what she do.

Samantha [00:07:50]:
Yeah, that's what she does. And I had my share of various beverages. I actually was perfectly fine.

Lisa [00:07:58]:
Not this girl. Not this girl.

Samantha [00:08:03]:
So I don't know what happened to you, but you did not handle it well.

Lisa [00:08:07]:
What is that about?

Samantha [00:08:08]:
Hey, I don't. I don't know. But you, you know what it is? It's like you just need to remember good wine packs a punch. So you don't gotta drink 4 gallons of it to feel the effects and have a little nice buzz happening. Where. Where we typically go, right. For multiple drinks. That's like boxed wine.

Samantha [00:08:29]:
So boxed wine, she a little bit low in the alcoholic count and. And she's only giving you a little bit. And that's why you got to drink the whole box.

Lisa [00:08:38]:
Right.

Samantha [00:08:38]:
You're giving it your all, right.

Lisa [00:08:40]:
I'm in it to win it.

Samantha [00:08:43]:
So it. So when you don't, when you go classy, you don't do sporty drinking.

Lisa [00:08:48]:
No. Right.

Samantha [00:08:49]:
When you're, when you're low level wine, that's sport drinking. That's like you're. It's a sport, right?

Lisa [00:08:55]:
I'm competitive. Right, Right.

Samantha [00:08:57]:
Because it's like go, go.

Lisa [00:08:59]:
And I do, do, do, do.

Samantha [00:09:01]:
But you don't gotta do that with the good stuff.

Lisa [00:09:03]:
I can't. I can't. Happened one other time. Remember a couple years back? Same thing. Remember you and I were there.

Samantha [00:09:10]:
Well. Cause you always forget, right?

Lisa [00:09:12]:
And I totally.

Samantha [00:09:13]:
You forget what happens and how it just pull that it takes. The beauty of it is, is that you kept apologizing. I'm like, I need you to be quiet.

Lisa [00:09:25]:
Right.

Samantha [00:09:25]:
You just need to get out. You seem to get out of where we are. You just shut up and get in the car. Shut up and get in the car.

Lisa [00:09:32]:
Are we still able to go back there?

Samantha [00:09:34]:
I think so.

Lisa [00:09:35]:
Okay, good. I got. Because I still feel I'm pretty classy.

Samantha [00:09:41]:
Yes. As you ate your chicken fingers and fries. Barely.

Lisa [00:09:46]:
I always think it's because I never eat enough.

Samantha [00:09:49]:
Well. And I believe the. The one donut that you had that day probably was a factoring piece and all of that.

Lisa [00:09:57]:
Right. I got to remember that.

Samantha [00:09:58]:
Yeah, Right.

Lisa [00:09:59]:
I don't drink the water. I don't do any of that stuff.

Samantha [00:10:01]:
No, you do nothing.

Lisa [00:10:02]:
Right. I just. My friends at work, this is what they said. Don't you have it backwards? Wouldn't it be. Wouldn't it be rougher on the cheap stuff? Yeah, you would think.

Samantha [00:10:16]:
You would think.

Lisa [00:10:18]:
No, I'm a cheap bitch.

Samantha [00:10:23]:
You would think. Hey.

Lisa [00:10:24]:
Right? You would totally think.

Samantha [00:10:26]:
Oh, but no. No. So all right. But you did good. We had fun.

Lisa [00:10:31]:
We had fun.

Samantha [00:10:32]:
We had a good time. So it was all good.

Lisa [00:10:35]:
By 9:30, life was good.

Samantha [00:10:39]:
You know? But you did say something that night that was slightly disturbing. And I was like, girl, you don't know what you're talking about.

Lisa [00:10:50]:
Okay. Tell me you.

Samantha [00:10:52]:
Oh, you don't remember. This is even better. Is even better, folks. Even better. On that Friday, Lisa said, Mark Consuelos is too much man. Too much work.

Lisa [00:11:05]:
I totally agree.

Samantha [00:11:07]:
And I was like, what the you talking about, Lisa? He is not too much man. And he is not too much work.

Lisa [00:11:14]:
Totally is.

Samantha [00:11:15]:
Because then I'm like, explain yourself.

Lisa [00:11:17]:
Fine, I will tell you. I don't need to remember that to say it. He is totally too much man. Look at that. Like that Greek God.

Samantha [00:11:26]:
Italian, actually.

Lisa [00:11:27]:
I'm not climbing it. Not doing nothing with it. Too many expectations. I'm not going to live up to, I'll tell you that right now. Right? There's. There, there's. He's. He too pretty?

Samantha [00:11:39]:
He too pretty. He is very. He's so pretty.

Lisa [00:11:42]:
And he's so perfect. And he's so perfect.

Samantha [00:11:45]:
Yes, he is. He.

Lisa [00:11:47]:
I'm pretty. I don't know if Marc Consuelo's pretty. Too much.

Samantha [00:11:53]:
Oh, my God. Is that how we're measuring ourselves now?

Lisa [00:11:57]:
Right? Not Mar. Consuelo's pretty. Consuelo's not Marc Consuelo.

Samantha [00:12:04]:
All right, all right. Well, that makes perfect sense now, right?

Lisa [00:12:07]:
You imagine the feat of keeping up with that? No.

Samantha [00:12:12]:
Well, do you know how often Kelly Rippo works out? Like, every day? Yeah, all the time.

Lisa [00:12:16]:
And she still complains about having to keep up with that, right? Like, she still complains about that. I don't want that in My life. Thank you. I'm good. Right?

Samantha [00:12:29]:
All right.

Lisa [00:12:29]:
All right. I'm. I'm at the end of my life. I'm at the end. I'm in the back half. Right?

Samantha [00:12:36]:
You're in the. You're in the half of your life where you're like, I don't give a. I'm not keeping up with you.

Lisa [00:12:41]:
Right.

Samantha [00:12:41]:
I don't got to keep up with this.

Lisa [00:12:43]:
Tapping out, tapping out, tapping out. Right. Right. I don't need to keep up with the Joneses. Not there.

Samantha [00:12:49]:
Or the Consuelos or the Consueloses.

Lisa [00:12:51]:
Certainly not there. Samantha. David. That's too funny. Hey, but listen, I'm glad I could clear that up for you. I got. And I shake my head. Oh, it happened at work.

Lisa [00:13:02]:
And. But it. But it's common, because that's. We are. Right? We're common observational podcasts. So it happens everywhere. I shake my head at people who put up a sign that says they'll be back in five minutes, because I needed something from the people who put up the sign saying they'd be back in five minutes. And I went back two times within with actually past the five minutes, and the sign was still up saying they'd be back in five minutes.

Lisa [00:13:30]:
Who's five minutes? When is five minutes up? Right? I was like. I was enraged. Hey. Cause I'm like, who does this? Why do we do this? And I bet you we all do it. Be back in five minutes.

Samantha [00:13:41]:
Is five minutes, 10 minutes.

Lisa [00:13:43]:
How do I know when five minutes started? How do I know when five minutes ends? Say I come back in half an hour. It still says you're gone for five minutes. Okay. Can't we put a time on things? I need us to put a time on those signs. Like, I'll be back at 10:15. Gotcha. Gotcha. That resonates.

Lisa [00:14:02]:
Five minutes means nothing but anger to me.

Samantha [00:14:06]:
I think they should have a clock back at 1:30, back at 12:30.

Lisa [00:14:10]:
Totally. Like, don't put up. Be back in five minutes. No, because when I come back in five minutes and your sign's still there and you're not there yet, that sign's not telling me the truth.

Samantha [00:14:21]:
It's lying.

Lisa [00:14:22]:
It's lying. It's a lying sign. And that's not. It's a lying sign, and that's not how we start the day. We don't start the day off with lies.

Samantha [00:14:30]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:14:32]:
Right?

Samantha [00:14:32]:
All right, Lisa, That's a good time to shake my head, though.

Lisa [00:14:34]:
Yeah. Do you ever come across that all the.

Samantha [00:14:37]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:14:37]:
Of course.

Samantha [00:14:38]:
It's very.

Lisa [00:14:38]:
I probably have done it, too. Be back in five minutes.

Samantha [00:14:42]:
And five was 10, and then 10 was 20.

Lisa [00:14:44]:
Right. And nobody's the. And really nobody's the wiser. Right?

Samantha [00:14:49]:
Except that one person who stood by the sign counted and looked at their.

Lisa [00:14:53]:
Watch that, okay, well, I can wait here for five minutes. But now it's past five minutes and your sign's lying to me.

Samantha [00:15:00]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:15:01]:
Right.

Samantha [00:15:01]:
And that would be you. You would be doing that.

Lisa [00:15:03]:
I would. And I did. And I did. Right. So I shake my head at that type of sign.

Samantha [00:15:08]:
Oh, my God. Okay, so I have. And I shake my head at my phone. It did something that I was like. It does it all the time. But I was like, okay, you know what, phone? Enough with you.

Lisa [00:15:20]:
Like, your new precious. Your new precious phone.

Samantha [00:15:22]:
My new precious. My old phone did this too. Okay, I. I am done seeing the little message at the end of my week or the beginning of a new week, saying, you use your phone 58 minutes more than the previous week. Shut up.

Lisa [00:15:36]:
Because it's shaming you.

Samantha [00:15:37]:
Shut up.

Lisa [00:15:38]:
It's totally shaming us. That's what mine does. That too. Totally shaming. You use 7 and 7 hours and 52 minutes this week.

Samantha [00:15:45]:
Right. And all I'm thinking is, it's not your business.

Lisa [00:15:49]:
Not your business.

Samantha [00:15:49]:
None your business.

Lisa [00:15:50]:
Nacho business.

Samantha [00:15:51]:
Stop it.

Lisa [00:15:52]:
Right? Dear phone, find something else better to do.

Samantha [00:15:56]:
I don't need to feel shame from having coffee. You used your phone 50. Yes, I did. And. And those were well earned. 58 minutes.

Lisa [00:16:08]:
Right. And I'm allowed to. Thank you very much. You not my mama. Right. You're not my mom.

Samantha [00:16:14]:
Not my mama.

Lisa [00:16:15]:
Right? But you know what I think is funny is that I updated I. Yet, friends, the podcast don't have a new phone. June. June. I updated my phone, though. It had an update. And the best thing ever came up with this update. What happened with my new update? So happy.

Lisa [00:16:32]:
It tells me when Samantha's read my message.

Samantha [00:16:36]:
Yes. And not answered her back.

Lisa [00:16:38]:
And not answered, because now I can see that she's read it and it's not answered.

Samantha [00:16:42]:
And then every once in a while, I'm just going to send you a fuck off sign. Right, Little finger.

Lisa [00:16:48]:
But being the good friend that I am, I told you about it. And I said, just so you know.

Samantha [00:16:53]:
No, you know what it. You know what that message was? It was a threat. It was a threat and a taunt. And I didn't enjoy. I didn't enjoy anything like that. And you know what? If my phone was My friend, it would have blocked you right immediately there.

Lisa [00:17:05]:
It didn't.

Samantha [00:17:06]:
Matha, we don't take threats and we don't take taunts. Thank you, phone. I appreciate you. You got my back. You got my back.

Lisa [00:17:12]:
It don't, it's watch.

Samantha [00:17:13]:
It don't got my back. It's gonna, it's gonna lie to me. So now I'm like, oh, fine. Hi, Lisa. Yes, I'm here. Off. I'm answering your goddamn message now because you've threatened me into it and you're taunting me.

Lisa [00:17:26]:
Right.

Samantha [00:17:26]:
At some point it's gonna be like, I don't reward bad behavior. And I'm like, it's my behavior.

Lisa [00:17:31]:
You don't like my behavior. Right on.

Samantha [00:17:33]:
You don't message me, but I don't.

Lisa [00:17:35]:
Like your at home behavior. Now, Samantha, it's not acceptable.

Samantha [00:17:38]:
Off. Right.

Lisa [00:17:39]:
But you know, it's funny, it doesn't do that to anybody else.

Samantha [00:17:42]:
Well, that's unfortunate. It doesn't do that to Michelle.

Lisa [00:17:46]:
Nope. Doesn't do it.

Samantha [00:17:47]:
Your husband, H.G.

Lisa [00:17:48]:
Nope. It's just doing it to you.

Samantha [00:17:51]:
Oh, God. Which is probably because it's my phone and I got a new phone. My phone talks to all the other phones because it's a new phone.

Lisa [00:18:00]:
Exactly. I love it.

Samantha [00:18:03]:
Curse.

Lisa [00:18:04]:
Love it, love it, love it. Right. Because I'm nosy like that, right?

Samantha [00:18:08]:
Oh, yeah, you're a nosy.

Lisa [00:18:10]:
And you know what I. You know what I believe? Right? If you've read the message, you can also now reply to the message. Thank you very much. Right. Because you know, I'm sitting here waiting for your message.

Samantha [00:18:22]:
Yeah. And every once in a while you're just going to get an emoji with a finger up.

Lisa [00:18:25]:
That's fine. I'll find an emoji that's better than that.

Samantha [00:18:28]:
Uh huh. Okay.

Lisa [00:18:29]:
Right. You know what we got to talk about?

Samantha [00:18:32]:
Oh yeah, it's good stuff.

Lisa [00:18:33]:
We got to talk about Canada's election. So friends of the podcast, whether you knew this or not, right. Canada had their election for the new prime minister who ended up not being new because we revoted in Mark Carney. Yeah. With a minority. Yes, with a minority. Which does.

Samantha [00:18:49]:
But more seats than the previous.

Lisa [00:18:52]:
Yes. Only bad thing with a minority is it means that we could have another election at any time.

Samantha [00:18:56]:
True.

Lisa [00:18:57]:
Right. However, we're not looking at that. You know what it is, Samantha? This is what I took away from it. Right. I took away the point that Canada chose not to let a man who would have been Pierre. I can't even say his last Name, decide. Women's rights.

Samantha [00:19:13]:
Yep.

Lisa [00:19:14]:
Canada decided. Guess what? You don't get to decide that for women.

Samantha [00:19:18]:
Yeah. And we decided as a. As a country to not mimic the United States totally.

Lisa [00:19:23]:
Right. And somebody had said that people voted for Liberal because they were afraid that Pierre was going to mimic everything that the states did. And I'm like, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. So, Dear America. And we know it doesn't apply to everybody, but Dear America, thank you. We chose not to go the route you did. We chose not really to go for much change.

Samantha [00:19:46]:
Yeah. I've seen. I've seen some stuff.

Lisa [00:19:51]:
People aren't necessarily happy.

Samantha [00:19:52]:
No, no. There are a lot of people who are happy for us from the United States.

Lisa [00:19:56]:
Right.

Samantha [00:19:57]:
And. And you know what the thing is, is that it's not about who you voted for. It's. We all want fairness. We all want to be represented properly and we want things to change. So that's the opportunity of the government that is now the minority. But PC has a large. A large portion of the seats, too.

Samantha [00:20:16]:
The NDP got obliterated.

Lisa [00:20:18]:
Yep. So even though. No more them.

Samantha [00:20:20]:
No. And the block also got. They lost a lot, too.

Lisa [00:20:24]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:20:25]:
And there were things that went liberal in. In Montreal that they were very shocked at.

Lisa [00:20:30]:
There was. There was something that went liberal in Saskatchewan.

Samantha [00:20:33]:
The north. The north went liberal. And I'm like, it couldn't have been my writing. Right. It couldn't have been my section of the city.

Lisa [00:20:40]:
Wasn't mine either.

Samantha [00:20:41]:
No.

Lisa [00:20:41]:
Nope. Soaked. Not mine.

Samantha [00:20:44]:
So. But I mean, the thing is, is that regardless of who you voted for, we just want a fair Canada. And we know that there is work. So that's fine. Speak up. Make people accountable. That's what we're here to do. That's the country we live in.

Samantha [00:20:59]:
We are allowed to stand up for what we feel it needs to be. Needs to be said.

Lisa [00:21:03]:
Exactly.

Samantha [00:21:03]:
Let's do that. But we are not the United States. We should never want to be that. We are our own people.

Lisa [00:21:11]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:21:12]:
We are our own country. We think our own ways.

Lisa [00:21:14]:
We don't need to be the states. The states doesn't need us anymore. Like us to become part of them any more than we want to become part of them. Well, apparently it's not necessary.

Samantha [00:21:23]:
Yeah. And apparently the Canadian election was quite. We were the talk of the town today. And I'm like, yeah. Because. Hi. Canadians have always been interesting. We just don't brag about it.

Lisa [00:21:34]:
Right. We're super interesting people. Right.

Samantha [00:21:37]:
We just don't brag.

Lisa [00:21:38]:
No. So it's good. So. And we get that. You know what? We're not necessarily like. Like the last four years haven't been great.

Samantha [00:21:46]:
No.

Lisa [00:21:47]:
But we just couldn't. We couldn't commit to the next four years being possibly out of control.

Samantha [00:21:52]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:21:53]:
Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it.

Samantha [00:21:54]:
And oddly enough, the leader of the PC Party lost his writing.

Lisa [00:21:59]:
Lost his writing, too. Right. So when people aren't voting for you.

Samantha [00:22:03]:
Yeah. That's not a good sign of.

Lisa [00:22:06]:
And. And the new Prime Minister, Mark Carney, who's never held seat before, won his riding.

Samantha [00:22:11]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:22:11]:
And he's never. He's never been a politician.

Samantha [00:22:14]:
No.

Lisa [00:22:14]:
So we'll see. We'll see. Go Canada.

Samantha [00:22:17]:
But I do have a question because maybe you do know. Maybe so. Because Pierre is the leader of the PC Party, but he lost his writing and he can't.

Lisa [00:22:26]:
He.

Samantha [00:22:26]:
No, he can't sit in the House of Commons.

Lisa [00:22:28]:
Somebody will give up their seat for him. Really?

Samantha [00:22:31]:
Oh, is that what happened?

Lisa [00:22:32]:
Yeah. Oh, does somebody else step down? So he has a seat and then.

Samantha [00:22:35]:
He just slides into that.

Lisa [00:22:37]:
Slippery.

Samantha [00:22:38]:
So he just gets to be part of the. Part of the fun.

Lisa [00:22:41]:
Yeah. He'll become like the MP for wherever. Who. Whatever person says, I'll give you my seat, Pierre. He becomes the. He becomes that. That elected seat. Okay.

Lisa [00:22:53]:
Yeah. So, yeah, we'll see.

Samantha [00:22:56]:
All right. But we're happy part.

Lisa [00:22:59]:
No, but we're happy. We're happy. We're happy.

Samantha [00:23:01]:
I just want to see what we can do. That's all I want.

Lisa [00:23:04]:
Let's just see. Right? Let's just see. But it's been a really. It's been a really spiritual, tumultuous time.

Samantha [00:23:16]:
Since, you know, the fact that you don't burst into flames when you say shit like that, I'm surprised.

Lisa [00:23:22]:
Right.

Samantha [00:23:23]:
It's been a spiritual moment for me.

Lisa [00:23:25]:
Right.

Samantha [00:23:26]:
You only pay attention when people die.

Lisa [00:23:29]:
Well, that's when all the good news comes, Right. Whether it be a death, a natural death, a bad death. I'm not saying I'm happy about any death. I'm sad for all deaths.

Samantha [00:23:38]:
But that's when you start to click in.

Lisa [00:23:40]:
I start to get interested. Especially if it's like a celebrity or it's famous. Right. So I'm just saying, Right. It's. It's time that we now move past the grief process with Pope Francis.

Samantha [00:23:53]:
Well, they. They will on May 5th.

Lisa [00:23:55]:
Right? We May 7th.

Samantha [00:23:56]:
Oh, is it May 7th?

Lisa [00:23:57]:
Yeah, sorry.

Samantha [00:23:58]:
May 5th is Cinco de Mayo. Sorry.

Lisa [00:24:00]:
Right, right. That's when you can't get a taco in town because it's too busy. Lineups for tacos. Right. We buried him, let his legacy live. But now we need to move past and we need to look forward towards his successors and friends of the podcast. You've heard, you're going to hear it here first. This is breaking news.

Lisa [00:24:20]:
I predict the next Pope, when the smoke goes white, is going to be Mateo Zuppi. He's from where? Italy. Italy. He's Italy.

Samantha [00:24:30]:
From Italy.

Lisa [00:24:31]:
He's in. He's in the top three. He's not the favorite, but he's in the top three. Ask me why I picked him.

Samantha [00:24:36]:
Why, Lisa?

Lisa [00:24:37]:
I can say his name. Mateo Zupi. I'm like, I got that name. I can say it. Totally. I buy into that guy.

Samantha [00:24:45]:
So that's the only reason you're picking them?

Lisa [00:24:47]:
Yeah, because I wanted to be able to tell people who I was going to pick, and it's hard if you can't pronounce their names right. So I'm like, mateo Zuppi. Who else would I pick? Mateo Zuffi. Similar to the Pope. Right. He's like. He's like, of the poor. Right.

Lisa [00:25:00]:
That's his gig. He is very tolerant to LGBTQ and. Okay, good. Fingers crossed. You heard it here. You heard it here, people.

Samantha [00:25:13]:
Okay. So, but to tag into that, because you know how social media, they always give you fun little nuggets every once in a while.

Lisa [00:25:21]:
Yep.

Samantha [00:25:22]:
Some of it's all crap. And then there's one little nugget.

Lisa [00:25:24]:
Sure.

Samantha [00:25:24]:
Well, I was walk going through Tik Tok, and I came across these guys who were sitting in the living room, and they're like, they were looking at the selections of Pope. Popes. Like the NFL draft.

Lisa [00:25:39]:
Like the NFL draft. Right.

Samantha [00:25:40]:
And I'm like, that is brilliant. Because that's kind of what it is.

Lisa [00:25:44]:
It's a popularity contest.

Samantha [00:25:46]:
It's totally a popularity contest.

Lisa [00:25:48]:
Totally. 100%.

Samantha [00:25:51]:
And, like, I'm. I'm not heavily into the Catholic faith, but I feel like, because I watch Conclave, I know a little bit.

Lisa [00:25:57]:
Right, sure.

Samantha [00:25:58]:
About what's going on. Even though Stanley Tucci today on Kelly and Mark did say it is fictional. And I'm like, okay, but, dude, it's kind of close.

Lisa [00:26:07]:
It's kind of close, right? Exactly.

Samantha [00:26:09]:
When it really happens.

Lisa [00:26:10]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:26:10]:
But it's. I think it'll be. It'll be a tight race.

Lisa [00:26:14]:
I think it's going to be a tight race. Right. Like last time it went four times. Went four times before.

Samantha [00:26:18]:
They've decided we should have a Pope draft.

Lisa [00:26:21]:
We should have a Pope Draft. Right. Then that would be fun.

Samantha [00:26:24]:
Do you think it's rude, though? Will people find it rude?

Lisa [00:26:27]:
The Catholics certainly could. Yes. Sure they could. They could find all of this rude, actually. Hence, we're not Catholic.

Samantha [00:26:35]:
But ultimately it's. It. It's their past. It's what they've done in their. In their life as a cardinal. Right.

Lisa [00:26:43]:
It's what they've done. It's. It's where they think that the Church should go, what type of direction. Right. So I think that they figure that Pope Francis was a tolerant and a little bit of a. He changed things. He swayed things a little bit. So they feel that Mateo Zupi is also like that.

Lisa [00:27:01]:
Oh, there's a guy whose last name is Pizza Bell, but I couldn't say his first name. I'm like, shooting. You know who seems really cool, though, just in, like, a little bit that I've just seen bits and pieces of is there's a. I want to say he's Philippine or Filipino.

Samantha [00:27:18]:
Oh, really?

Lisa [00:27:19]:
He seems really cool.

Samantha [00:27:21]:
Oh, yeah, He's.

Lisa [00:27:22]:
He says. He goes, I don't speak. What did he say? I don't speak Roman or. I don't speak. There's a language. He doesn't speak. He's like. And then he points to himself and he's like.

Lisa [00:27:30]:
And I'm like, that's good. I like that. I appreciate that. Right. He seems like he has a little bit of a sense of humor. Right.

Samantha [00:27:36]:
But isn't there a Canadian cardinal in all of this, too?

Lisa [00:27:39]:
Yeah. So our. Our front runner last time, he's 80, so he's too old now.

Samantha [00:27:43]:
Right.

Lisa [00:27:44]:
But there's another Canadian. I don't know his name, and I don't know if he's like. I don't think he's like, in the top 10 pick. Oh, but there's an American that's in the top 10 pick. But really, do we want American Pope and American president? That seems crazy.

Samantha [00:28:02]:
Do you think he. Do you think one has more sway over the other?

Lisa [00:28:06]:
I think that were to happen, I think Donald Trump would think, like, so this is my Pope. Right. And I don't know if any pope needs that.

Samantha [00:28:15]:
I don't. I don't think the Catholic religion needs that.

Lisa [00:28:18]:
Right. Because. Because Pope Francis didn't love Donald Trump.

Samantha [00:28:23]:
No.

Lisa [00:28:23]:
Right.

Samantha [00:28:24]:
And he did die the day after meeting.

Lisa [00:28:26]:
After meeting J.D. vance. Right. So, Vice President, let's preserve the next pope. We should not make him American.

Samantha [00:28:32]:
No.

Lisa [00:28:33]:
Right. You know, so it's interesting. Then I saw another meme and they were doing it in the realm of the housewives. Oh, and it was really funny, too, right? A little bit ruder, though, right, because they're calling, like, the Pope, the queens and the women and things like that. It was really. But. But again, not being Catholic. It was really funny.

Samantha [00:28:51]:
But, like, when I saw it as an as. As sort of the Pope draft, I'm like, yes, it is.

Lisa [00:28:57]:
Totally. It's the draft.

Samantha [00:28:58]:
Right, Totally. That.

Lisa [00:28:59]:
Right, because you got your top picks and then. And then. Yeah, and then there's.

Samantha [00:29:03]:
And you go around, you talk. You talk smack about the other ones, right. Then you try to sway the ones that are, like, you know, not quite in your corner, but then, okay, what can I give you?

Lisa [00:29:12]:
And when do they do that? When do they do this swing? Are they swaying, like, over, like. Because apparently they're very, very quiet during this time period.

Samantha [00:29:20]:
They vote twice in the morning and twice in the afternoon.

Lisa [00:29:23]:
So is it downtime?

Samantha [00:29:24]:
They got to eat breakfast, they got to eat lunch. They got to have supper.

Lisa [00:29:27]:
So it's at mealtime, right? So everybody's like. Everybody's having their, like, I don't know, like, Cheerios. And everybody's like, yeah, I don't know, maybe Zupy. You spend pretty good that day.

Samantha [00:29:36]:
You know, I'd vote for him, but now Zupy might be a better choice.

Lisa [00:29:39]:
Popping up and I saw it on the TikTok. Zupy, right?

Samantha [00:29:44]:
Oh, that's so funny.

Lisa [00:29:45]:
It's so funny. And you're right. We're probably going to go to hell.

Samantha [00:29:47]:
We're probably going to hell. No, you know what it is. We're just curious, Lisa.

Lisa [00:29:51]:
Curious. Got questions.

Samantha [00:29:52]:
Just curious. We got questions, Right.

Lisa [00:29:54]:
Hey, it's held my interest for three weeks already. Two weeks. And it's still got till, like, two more weeks, for sure.

Samantha [00:30:01]:
Oh, that's true.

Lisa [00:30:03]:
So, hi.

Samantha [00:30:04]:
At least two more.

Lisa [00:30:05]:
Dear Catholics, you're doing something, right?

Samantha [00:30:07]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:30:07]:
You're doing something piqued your interest. Right. You know, maybe add another pancake Tuesday in there or something. Then I'm in.

Samantha [00:30:16]:
Hey, how about a. A pasta day? Pope pasta day.

Lisa [00:30:20]:
Pope pasta day or Pope pizza day or.

Samantha [00:30:22]:
Oh, right.

Lisa [00:30:24]:
Polish sausage day. I don't know. Something. Right. Let's get another eating meal in there. Right, Right.

Samantha [00:30:31]:
Okay, I agree. Okay. So I'm gonna go back to Friday.

Lisa [00:30:36]:
Okay.

Samantha [00:30:37]:
Because there was a moment that I'm like, oh, my God, I am living my age times 10. Because he was the HHG was with us at Earl's. And it was great. It was awesome. And she. She said something, and I said, I looked at Her. I go, I'm sorry, did you say you took a dude shower? She looked at me, she's like, no, are you deaf? I think I might.

Lisa [00:31:08]:
I think you might be going deaf.

Samantha [00:31:10]:
She's like, I said, I took a quick shower.

Lisa [00:31:13]:
That's funny. Oh, Jesus.

Samantha [00:31:18]:
Said dude shower. And she's like, what's a dude shower? I have no idea. That's what I.

Lisa [00:31:23]:
What I heard, right? Like, you're like, you are losing your hearing.

Samantha [00:31:26]:
I. Hi. Speaking from someone who has already lost it.

Lisa [00:31:31]:
I've. I admit it, right? Although it might be coming back because one day I was walking down the hall at work, and a co worker was at the other end of the hall, and I heard Gibson from behind, and I stopped, and I. I stopped and I'm like, oh, my God, I can hear. I can hear. And I could hear her. I turned around and I'm like, wow, I'm not hearing things. I'm hearing the right things.

Samantha [00:31:52]:
Oh, my God. Well, I don't know.

Lisa [00:31:54]:
Maybe I passed it on to you.

Samantha [00:31:55]:
Maybe. And maybe I got wax in my ear. I don't know. Maybe I'm going deaf. I mean, it's hard to say. I heard she said dude shower. And I thought, huh.

Lisa [00:32:04]:
Do you remember the time at the lake when my ear got heated up?

Samantha [00:32:08]:
Oh, don't relive that for everyone, please.

Lisa [00:32:11]:
I'm going to. So, friends of the podcast, you know how, like, you can get wax in your ear? Well, I didn't know I had a wax buildup, right? I didn't know. How do you know? I do my ears. I do the whole bed. I'm clean. Like the next guy. We're at the lake, and it's, like 33 degrees, and it must have been. The sun must have been beating down on the side of my face.

Lisa [00:32:28]:
And all of a sudden, we were inside the cabin, and I'm like, God, I thought maybe I had, like, a. Like a fly or an ant or something in my ear because I could feel something, and I put a Kleenex up to it. I had the coolest piece of earwax drip out, and it was like, the size of, like, well, a Canadian toonie. Oh, God, it was so big. And I'm like, look, Sam, look.

Samantha [00:32:51]:
And she was like, dang. Yeah, it was disgusting.

Lisa [00:32:55]:
The red line to save it. But I didn't.

Samantha [00:32:57]:
No, it was gross.

Lisa [00:32:58]:
It was the weirdest thing. And I'm like, oh, my God, so gross. I can hear. It was so crazy. You know how everybody spring. Everybody's starting to do Their planting. And we've decided. Right.

Lisa [00:33:11]:
We're not plant people. I'm not plant people. I don't want to plant. Right. We killed, we killed the petunia last year.

Samantha [00:33:18]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:33:18]:
But you know what I do want, because I love tomatoes. I just want to grow a tomato. Like I love tomatoes. I just want to have my own tomato. Like that's how much I love tomatoes, is that I'm willing to invest and put the work in growing a tomato. I don't know how to grow a tomato, but I'd like to grow a tomato. Just one.

Samantha [00:33:39]:
Okay. Okay. Just. Just one.

Lisa [00:33:41]:
Just one tomato for one sandwich.

Samantha [00:33:43]:
It won't replicate. Right.

Lisa [00:33:45]:
Won't grow more than one. Like once you pick it, it won't just.

Samantha [00:33:47]:
Yeah, it doesn't just also go back. It doesn't. It's not a cartoon. It's not a cartoon.

Lisa [00:33:53]:
So how many do I have to grow? Like three.

Samantha [00:33:55]:
So it usually a plant can give you like a couple.

Lisa [00:33:58]:
Okay. I could do two.

Samantha [00:34:00]:
Uh huh. But you would still have to grow it and it would still have to have a relatively decent sunlight. Does it need water? Unfortunately you're not on the right side of the building for that.

Lisa [00:34:10]:
No, no, I, I get nighttime sun. You can. Right, which. Which I'd be willing to give it.

Samantha [00:34:16]:
But that's not enough.

Lisa [00:34:18]:
And then does it need water too?

Samantha [00:34:20]:
Yes, of course.

Lisa [00:34:21]:
Like every day.

Samantha [00:34:22]:
Yeah, not every day, but it's going to need water like every other day.

Lisa [00:34:26]:
So just like any other plant.

Samantha [00:34:28]:
Of course. Really, you still have to look after the vegetable.

Lisa [00:34:32]:
Oh. But people put them out in their garden and they just like leave their garden and then they just have gardens full of.

Samantha [00:34:38]:
Because naturally the soil has a little moisture in it. And then they'll. And then they'll water it and then it rains. So it gets it natural moisture that way. But your plant is solely reliable on you, relying on you. And that's a bad thing?

Lisa [00:34:52]:
Yeah, it's a good thing.

Samantha [00:34:53]:
You killed. You killed Patty the Petunia.

Lisa [00:34:56]:
I totally killed her. Right?

Samantha [00:34:57]:
Or sorry, it was a Patricia the Petunia.

Lisa [00:34:58]:
No, I think it was Patty Patty. Patty. I think it was Patty Patty. And totally we killed her. Right? Because she was. She was either scorched, she got too much sun, not enough sun, too much water. How much water? Not it needs. Not if it needs a cup and a half.

Lisa [00:35:14]:
So then it was two trips in and out. And I'm like, I'm over her.

Samantha [00:35:17]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:35:18]:
So this year I donated because that's from my boss's. My Boss's Kid Fundraises. And that's where I got the plant from last year. This year, the Gibsons just gave the money. Keep your stupid plants. Give it to somebody who will love it more than me.

Samantha [00:35:36]:
That's a good idea.

Lisa [00:35:37]:
Yeah. Right? Yeah. So at least when I have pigeon babies, I'm not going to have to do anything. Those parents will take care of the babies.

Samantha [00:35:43]:
Yes. You'll just be the overseer of the pigeons.

Lisa [00:35:46]:
Okay? So forget. Forget to tomato.

Samantha [00:35:48]:
Uhhuh. Yeah. Drop it.

Lisa [00:35:50]:
Damn. I don't think that I'd be able to do it. Okay, okay, okay.

Samantha [00:35:56]:
Think of other things. Like, let's think about how long do you scroll before you actually fall asleep? Like, what's your routine with that?

Lisa [00:36:04]:
It's too long. It's totally too long.

Samantha [00:36:11]:
You know you're not supposed to go to bed with your phone, right?

Lisa [00:36:14]:
Yeah, I do. And I have.

Samantha [00:36:15]:
Like, your phone is not your lover. Like, it's not. It's. It's not.

Lisa [00:36:20]:
Right. So my husband works nights, right?

Samantha [00:36:22]:
So.

Lisa [00:36:22]:
So I sleep by myself. And then I have a little pillow that I put my phone on. It's the pillow I got when I had a heart attack. Right. They gave me a special pillow souvenir. Right. Look at you. You survived.

Lisa [00:36:36]:
You got the pillow. And so, so my routine is I go to bed like say between 10 and 10:30 on a work night, and I go to sleep at midnight. I get a message at 11:30 that says it on my phone that says, it's your bedtime. And I think half an hour more and I just scroll. I scroll between Instagram and TikTok. And then God forbid, if I wake up in the middle of the night. Oh, you don't.

Samantha [00:37:09]:
I. I drop my phone and control. I have to, because otherwise I'll be attached to my phone. It's too addicting to quickly just scroll and. And I'm trying to work on that. No, I'm trying to work on that because it's not good for you.

Lisa [00:37:24]:
What? Scrolling. Or scrolling at night.

Samantha [00:37:26]:
Just mindlessly going through things and not really. Ever really paying attention to anything because it's just. Oh, I don't like that scrolling past that. Oh, I don't need to read. That's too long scrolling. Like your attention span gets shorter and shorter.

Lisa [00:37:38]:
I come with a short attention span, so it doesn't bother me.

Samantha [00:37:41]:
No.

Lisa [00:37:41]:
So I don't find it effective whatsoever.

Samantha [00:37:44]:
It's perfect for you.

Lisa [00:37:45]:
Yeah, totally. It is. But you know what my problem is? Because when I go to bed, I go to bed like an adult. Like a responsible adult. But I'm really not tired. Then.

Samantha [00:37:54]:
Well, then scroll away, Lisa. Whatever makes your heart happy.

Lisa [00:37:57]:
So I just scroll away.

Samantha [00:37:59]:
And then when you're ready, you put your.

Lisa [00:38:02]:
Right.

Samantha [00:38:02]:
It's pretty sleep.

Lisa [00:38:06]:
Right. I wake up. I usually put my earbuds in so I can. So I can hear it. Right. So just. I'm listening.

Samantha [00:38:13]:
Oh, yeah. Even though there's no one home.

Lisa [00:38:16]:
No. But I'm respectful that way to my neighbors. Even though I'm sure they can't hear me.

Samantha [00:38:20]:
No.

Lisa [00:38:21]:
But I'm still respectful like that. Right. That's just how I roll.

Samantha [00:38:25]:
Okay, all right. Calm down.

Lisa [00:38:27]:
You know. All right. I'm just saying. So. Yeah. Like, are you just trying to shame me?

Samantha [00:38:31]:
No.

Lisa [00:38:33]:
Because that's what.

Samantha [00:38:34]:
Do whatever you need to do.

Lisa [00:38:36]:
Seems shameful. Just saying. But here's something you want to know something so excited. So, okay, first off, I'm going to toot my horn. Toot, toot. I feel that from years ago, I might be the true original inventor of the character board.

Samantha [00:38:51]:
It's not a character board.

Lisa [00:38:52]:
You know what I'm talking about, right? The board.

Samantha [00:38:54]:
Charcuterie board.

Lisa [00:38:55]:
And you have the pickles, and you.

Samantha [00:38:57]:
Have the charcuterie board. And you weren't the. You weren't the maker of that.

Lisa [00:39:00]:
I think I might have been. I get it.

Samantha [00:39:01]:
No, people in the food world, the chef world, that world, they created it.

Lisa [00:39:06]:
I'm pretty sure for you, the first picture launched was mine at the lake on the plane.

Samantha [00:39:12]:
That's a horrible picture. You should be so ashamed of that picture.

Lisa [00:39:17]:
And that's what I think. Then got all the people in the world going. Yeah. Hey, what is this?

Samantha [00:39:22]:
It's a charcuterie board.

Lisa [00:39:24]:
Right? And then. And then it evolved, right? Because I was like, the rough copy. And then it evolved.

Samantha [00:39:30]:
Oh, yeah. This looks like shit. We can do better.

Lisa [00:39:34]:
But I put my heart and soul into it. Thank you very much. But it looks like all types of boards are coming back. It seems like they slowed down for a bit.

Samantha [00:39:42]:
They did.

Lisa [00:39:42]:
Now they're back. I saw on Tik Tok, it's buttercream board has made a comeback.

Samantha [00:39:47]:
Oh, God.

Lisa [00:39:48]:
That's icing.

Samantha [00:39:49]:
That's.

Lisa [00:39:50]:
With a little cookie. That's a Dunkaroo board, Samantha. That is Dunkaroos gone fancy, right? That's a fancy Dunkaroo board.

Samantha [00:40:01]:
Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely the Duncan roof buttercream board. Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:40:07]:
And they had, like, all these different little cookies that. That looked fancy. So it didn't look like the little teddy bear, right? Looked fancy. But that buttercream. I know what that is. That's the dungaroo. That's the. That's the icing.

Lisa [00:40:20]:
And I'm like, oh, you've just fancied it up a little bit. So it looks classy to adults.

Samantha [00:40:25]:
Classy to adults. It's entertaining children.

Lisa [00:40:29]:
And it's totally a Dunkaroo.

Samantha [00:40:31]:
Yeah, for sure.

Lisa [00:40:32]:
Board of Dunkaroos.

Samantha [00:40:34]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:40:35]:
But it just got me thinking when I saw that, I'm like, oh, I think I kicked off this trend.

Samantha [00:40:39]:
No, you didn't.

Lisa [00:40:40]:
I think I kicked off the original character board many years ago.

Samantha [00:40:44]:
I think it's funny how you live your life thinking that you've created things when really it lived out in the world long before you. And then when you discover it, you think it's all brand new.

Lisa [00:40:51]:
How do you.

Samantha [00:40:51]:
When you discovered. No, this is true. Friends of the podcast. Back me up. You know, if you've been listening to this craziness that we do every week, you know that when she discovers something and the rest of the world knows about it already, she thinks she's invented it or she came up with it and we should all get on board. It's like, we're on board. Ten years ago, where were you? I just found it out now. This is so yummy.

Samantha [00:41:15]:
I can make a character board. It's a sh. Part. No, it's a character bard.

Lisa [00:41:20]:
Right. They changed the words and made it fancy charcuterie. I made it a character board.

Samantha [00:41:25]:
It was always a charcuterie board.

Lisa [00:41:27]:
Right. Because it was my character on the board. Your character, remember? Right. I shredded the meat.

Samantha [00:41:33]:
Yes.

Lisa [00:41:33]:
And I had chunks of cheese. They just. They just fine tuned it.

Samantha [00:41:38]:
All right?

Lisa [00:41:39]:
That's all. That's all that they did. They fine tuned. Fine tuned.

Samantha [00:41:43]:
I'm down.

Lisa [00:41:43]:
That's all right. I did it. All right. I still have the picture to prove it.

Samantha [00:41:48]:
No, you don't.

Lisa [00:41:49]:
I bet you I do.

Samantha [00:41:51]:
You probably do.

Lisa [00:41:52]:
I'll post it, Friends of the podcast, if I can find it.

Samantha [00:41:54]:
Okay. Build your charcuterie board. That and the Pope draft. We are just.

Lisa [00:41:59]:
We're in it, right?

Samantha [00:42:01]:
We're hitting it hard today, right?

Lisa [00:42:03]:
We are 55 and 56. And we are super out there.

Samantha [00:42:08]:
We are pissing people off by the minute. Losing people, by the way. Constantly through Facebook, wondering why. No, we lost like three or four people. And I'm like, okay, all right. You do you boo.

Lisa [00:42:20]:
Because I don't know what more we can do for Facebook.

Samantha [00:42:22]:
Thanks for not Hanging out.

Lisa [00:42:23]:
Right. Apparently. Right? You had that big of an issue with us. That's like, we're really, really nice on Facebook.

Samantha [00:42:30]:
I think it's the last time you ask people, hey, if you're on here, are you listening to the podcast? And responded.

Lisa [00:42:35]:
And then I think the three that don't, we're like, nope.

Samantha [00:42:38]:
And I'll say once, at least they were honest. At least they were honest.

Lisa [00:42:41]:
I'm not asking them to leave if they don't listen because they contribute to lots of other things, and that's perfectly fine. What I'm asking is wonder why they don't listen. That's all. Maybe we got to put our clips on there. Oh, there maybe. Right? And then they'll see, and they'll be like, oh, I need more of this in my life.

Samantha [00:43:00]:
Yes. We're so much fun.

Lisa [00:43:02]:
We're so much. And then we wonder why nobody takes us serious because we talk about adult Dunkaroos.

Samantha [00:43:09]:
Yeah. You know, Right?

Lisa [00:43:11]:
That's fine. That's fine.

Samantha [00:43:12]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:43:12]:
That's what we do.

Samantha [00:43:13]:
So you mentioned our age, and I'm just thinking, okay, you know, we're women of a certain age.

Lisa [00:43:18]:
We.

Samantha [00:43:19]:
We come from an era. And. And I think, do we go out of our way to pay compliments or as the Gen X kids that we are, are we void of that because of our upbringing?

Lisa [00:43:33]:
We're totally void. We don't compliment.

Samantha [00:43:35]:
I don't think we compliment.

Lisa [00:43:36]:
We weren't complimented. So we don't compliment. We didn't hear it. We don't. We didn't live it.

Samantha [00:43:42]:
We were. We're a harsh bunch of group. We're a harsh group.

Lisa [00:43:45]:
Right? Like, we weren't complimented. No, because it was just an expectation.

Samantha [00:43:50]:
I come across this. This one lady, she's Gen XY and she talks about stuff on TikTok, and. And she also beefs about the kids and the partition. Partition participate part. I can't.

Lisa [00:44:04]:
Participation ribbons.

Samantha [00:44:05]:
Right. And, you know, and. And it's like, we didn't get that. No, if you didn't get first, second, or third, you don't get nothing. You're not being patted on the back for showing up. She goes, we. It just didn't happen like that. And it's.

Lisa [00:44:18]:
Yeah, it was tough love.

Samantha [00:44:20]:
It was.

Lisa [00:44:21]:
I picture me saying to my mom, you know, mom, I tried really hard and I didn't get a medal. My mom would have said, you know what, Lisa? Two things. Number one, you didn't try hard enough. Number two, you just aren't talented. That's why Our artwork didn't go on the fridge. That's why it went in the box under her bed.

Samantha [00:44:36]:
Right.

Lisa [00:44:37]:
Oh, that's nice. But not her here. And it went someplace else.

Samantha [00:44:44]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [00:44:45]:
Right? We loved her, but I don't think we were just getting complimented.

Samantha [00:44:49]:
Yeah. You know, like. Like, I think our parents. They weren't. Like. It just.

Lisa [00:44:53]:
They weren't horrible.

Samantha [00:44:55]:
No, they weren't horrible. They had. They most likely. I don't know about you. My. Both my parents worked and. And, you know, they. They gave us boundaries.

Samantha [00:45:04]:
They told us what we were supposed to do, they gave us the values and all of that, and they supported us and. And, you know, when they could come to things, they did. And. And all of that kind of fun stuff.

Lisa [00:45:13]:
But if they couldn't, they couldn't.

Samantha [00:45:15]:
No, because they were busy. Like, they were busy. I gotta work.

Lisa [00:45:19]:
Carol Burnett's on tonight.

Samantha [00:45:20]:
Right.

Lisa [00:45:21]:
I'm not missing that. Sorry. There'll be another game, right? Totally.

Samantha [00:45:25]:
Right. So if you. If. I just feel like we grew up in a time where you. We really just learned how to look after ourselves. And I think.

Lisa [00:45:34]:
Totally.

Samantha [00:45:34]:
That's why we don't need the. We didn't need the compliments. And I don't know about now, but I don't know if we've changed at all.

Lisa [00:45:42]:
I don't think so.

Samantha [00:45:43]:
I don't know.

Lisa [00:45:44]:
I don't know. You know what the thing is, is that our parents probably didn't get ra. Probably weren't raised with compliments either.

Samantha [00:45:50]:
No, I think they had.

Lisa [00:45:51]:
They were surviving. Right. They were just surviving. Right. So they did what they knew, and then.

Samantha [00:45:58]:
Right.

Lisa [00:45:58]:
Something weird happened between Gen X and the next generation. It's like the Gen X. You know, I blame Gen X moms for so much. Right? Right. And I'm not going to be like this with my pigeons.

Samantha [00:46:09]:
No, you're not.

Lisa [00:46:10]:
Right. I'm not going to be.

Samantha [00:46:12]:
You're going to love them. But you're. It's. It's a. It's a hard love.

Lisa [00:46:14]:
It's a hard love. Right. But I'm going to give them lots of space. Give them their space. I think that the Gen X moms today, right, Who. Who had babies, so our age, people who are moms, right. They felt that they needed to change, right the wrongs. Right all the wrongs.

Lisa [00:46:32]:
Right?

Samantha [00:46:32]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:46:32]:
So we're gonna. We're not gonna give you a spanking. We're gonna give you a timeout and we're gonna make you become a horrible, nightmare kid in public. Right? So all the things we weren't, they created again, right. They got back bad kids.

Samantha [00:46:46]:
I feel like I would not. I would have been the yelling. I just feel like I would yell.

Lisa [00:46:51]:
I would have been mom.

Samantha [00:46:53]:
I, I never, for a very short minute, I wanted to have kids in my 20s. And then when nothing happened, I was like, you know what?

Lisa [00:47:00]:
I'm good. Yeah.

Samantha [00:47:01]:
I remember very short window of opportunity.

Lisa [00:47:03]:
When we first got married. I didn't want to have kids and, and it never really changed either. But I remember one time we were at the lake and my nephew was a little blonde haired, like probably five year old. Hey, blue eyes, blonde hair. And all I thought was. And Mike was playing with them and I'm like, oh, if, if you could promise me that, then I'd be fine. If I get a girl, I'm gonna be pissed, right? Because I don't want to. I don't want no girl.

Lisa [00:47:26]:
I want a boy. I want a boy that looks like my nephew. And. And then I got over it really quickly.

Samantha [00:47:33]:
Hey, yeah.

Lisa [00:47:33]:
You know, he probably had a little temper tantrum. And I'm like, done.

Samantha [00:47:36]:
And then you're like, good.

Lisa [00:47:37]:
Yeah, just like that. Just like that. Done.

Samantha [00:47:39]:
But we're not doing that.

Lisa [00:47:40]:
I don't know, I just think like, I mean, we pay compliments, right? We say please and thank you and we, you know, oh, you know, like, I'm happy for you. We do that.

Samantha [00:47:48]:
It's not that. No, you know what it is? It's not that we don't pay compliments.

Lisa [00:47:51]:
It's.

Samantha [00:47:51]:
We give people compliments when things are. Someone did something really good and really well and executed it and, and it's not just for doing it. No, that's what you should be doing.

Lisa [00:48:04]:
That's why our age, when we have a work performance appraisal, we're okay with meet satisfact satisfaction. Because that's all we need to do.

Samantha [00:48:12]:
We're just doing it.

Lisa [00:48:13]:
We're just doing our job.

Samantha [00:48:14]:
Our job.

Lisa [00:48:15]:
Thank you.

Samantha [00:48:15]:
Like, if you don't give me a gold star, I'm not going to go into the corner and cry.

Lisa [00:48:19]:
No. Do I want to exceed? Of course I do. But if at the end of all of it you feel I just, I have met, I've done my job and I've met satisfaction and I'm. Satisfaction. You're happy with me. I'm really okay with that because that's how I grew up. Being okay with that.

Samantha [00:48:33]:
Yeah, pretty much.

Lisa [00:48:34]:
Yeah. I don't want the participation medal. Right. I don't want that.

Samantha [00:48:40]:
Children nowadays, you don't have a thick skin.

Lisa [00:48:42]:
Right. And I don't know. You know what? It was fun being Gen X, right?

Samantha [00:48:46]:
It was because we didn't have. Oh, the stuff our parents don't know that we did.

Lisa [00:48:52]:
That we did. Right. Every now and then you'll see this meme. I think my kid's sister sent it to me, and she's like, remember waking up? Remember waking up in the field? Totally. Remember waking up in the field? Remember running from the cops? Totally. Remember running from the cops. Every Friday night. Yeah.

Lisa [00:49:09]:
Without fail. Without fail, Right? So good times. Fanta. Okay, I. I did something that you're going to think is ridiculous. And maybe in hindsight, maybe it wasn't my best thing, but I did it because I didn't want to go to the shoppers. And I was at the Dollar Store. I bought a Dollar Store mascara.

Lisa [00:49:27]:
Did you get.

Samantha [00:49:28]:
Did you get pink eye from it?

Lisa [00:49:29]:
No, I've used it. Look at. You can see it. And you know what? It's called Wowee, wowee wowie. And did it wow you, like, Not a hundred percent. No. Because the brush is really, really small. So I'm like, how am I supposed to lash my lashes when it's so little curiosity.

Lisa [00:49:50]:
Yeah.

Samantha [00:49:51]:
Are you a little smudged under the one eye?

Lisa [00:49:53]:
Yeah. Because it got a little thick there. Right?

Samantha [00:49:57]:
It's a great mascara, Lisa.

Lisa [00:49:59]:
So it was like a clump, right. And I couldn't. I didn't. I don't know mascara well enough how to unclump it. Oh, my God. So I'm sure all day people have been wondering if I got punched out or something. Yeah.

Samantha [00:50:10]:
Look, it looks like you just. You went a little too crazy.

Lisa [00:50:13]:
A little too crazy right under there. Hey. Yeah, that's.

Samantha [00:50:15]:
You could just. While it's still wet, you can still take your finger and, like, I don't.

Lisa [00:50:20]:
Know if it's waterproof or not. It doesn't say.

Samantha [00:50:22]:
Oh, my God. Well, you're about to find out.

Lisa [00:50:24]:
I'm about to find out before bed, right?

Samantha [00:50:27]:
You're about to find out.

Lisa [00:50:28]:
About to find. Stay tuned, friends of the podcast. So I'm just saying, right? I don't know, but I was there and I saw it and I'm like, I'm gonna try it. Yeah.

Samantha [00:50:37]:
Living on the edge. That's what you do, Lisa. Living on the edge. Oh, my God. I just thought, hey, no, I'm not knocking the Dollar Store people. I get it. We. We.

Samantha [00:50:47]:
Some. I get it. I get it. I buy my mascara on sale. I don't buy the expensive shit.

Lisa [00:50:53]:
$75.

Samantha [00:50:54]:
Right?

Lisa [00:50:55]:
Right.

Samantha [00:50:56]:
So I'm saying, though, like, maybe not everything should be like, right. Bought at the dollar store.

Lisa [00:51:01]:
Right. And I'm not sure I would reinvest, but I'm not sure I'd go back and get. Wow. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I've never seen that brand in other stores. I feel it's made only for the dollar store.

Samantha [00:51:12]:
I've never even heard of it. So there you go.

Lisa [00:51:14]:
Either that or it's something that Barbie uses in the. In. In toy department. Right? In the toys.

Samantha [00:51:19]:
Yeah, probably.

Lisa [00:51:20]:
Maybe she comes with a. With a. With a mascara. But I got some fashion news for you, Samantha. Uh. Oh, it upsets me. It'll upset you a little bit more me. But I feel this might be a trend that you're going to jump on.

Lisa [00:51:35]:
Not this girl. I'm anti this. Move over, loafers. This is the flat shoe. Cool girls that they can't stop wearing. All the cool kids are wearing the ballerina flat.

Samantha [00:51:46]:
I already have a pair. I wore them out on Friday. I've had them for a while.

Lisa [00:51:50]:
It doesn't have the strap.

Samantha [00:51:52]:
Nope. That all ballerina flats Are all the flats.

Lisa [00:51:56]:
I didn't see a strap on your shoe.

Samantha [00:51:58]:
You don't have to have a strap for it.

Lisa [00:51:59]:
Where's your strap? It's not a true ballerina shoe, but.

Samantha [00:52:02]:
I'm about to get one.

Lisa [00:52:03]:
So you're gonna get a ballerina shoe.

Samantha [00:52:04]:
Yeah, because they're, like, hot and really cool. I want.

Lisa [00:52:07]:
I'm not doing it. I'm sticking with the loafers. They're still in. They're still in, actually. Your last year never gone away.

Samantha [00:52:15]:
Your last year.

Lisa [00:52:16]:
No, I'm in. That's fine. I don't need to be this year. I don't need to be this year. That's not. I don't. I don't need that.

Samantha [00:52:24]:
Right.

Lisa [00:52:24]:
I just need to. Just need to be me.

Samantha [00:52:27]:
I do believe while we were out with Michelle on Friday, there was talk of jeans. So I was like, oh, glimmer of hope, Michelle's going to take you shopping.

Lisa [00:52:38]:
I might get some jeans. Friends. You might get some new jeans. Oh, my God.

Samantha [00:52:44]:
She did. She did say that you maybe needed a new pair.

Lisa [00:52:47]:
I know every time she sees me, she's like, we gotta get you some jeans.

Samantha [00:52:50]:
Yeah.

Lisa [00:52:51]:
But then she never follows through.

Samantha [00:52:52]:
No, because you know what? I think even she's afraid of your carpentry pants.

Lisa [00:52:57]:
And it's a cargo pant. There's literally no place for a hammer okay. So I could not be a carpenter in them. Thank you. Right. And Jesus probably wore carpet. If Jesus was in jeans, he'd be in them. Oh, okay.

Lisa [00:53:11]:
Right.

Samantha [00:53:12]:
All right.

Lisa [00:53:12]:
So I'm just saying, right? I'm sticking with loafers. I'm not. Not. You imagine me in. In a ballet shoe. No, no, Right.

Samantha [00:53:20]:
No, that's not. You go from. You go from boot to loafer to.

Lisa [00:53:25]:
Converse back to boot and converse.

Samantha [00:53:27]:
Sorry. Yes, converse in the summer.

Lisa [00:53:29]:
Right.

Samantha [00:53:29]:
But just like your toes don't. Your toes don't see the light of day. And we're all pretty thankful for that.

Lisa [00:53:34]:
I'm super thankful. Right. I have ugly feet. Like they have toad. Like they have polish and everything on. Like they're clean and they're kept.

Samantha [00:53:40]:
But.

Lisa [00:53:41]:
But they're not pretty, Right. They're really. For me, my feet just represent modes of transportation. Right. That's totally what they do. Right. They're just. My feet are meant for walking.

Lisa [00:53:51]:
That's just what they'll do. That's all right. You see them at the lake. That's the only time.

Samantha [00:53:56]:
Yes, this is true.

Lisa [00:53:58]:
Right? That's it. I don't feel very comfortable.

Samantha [00:54:01]:
Okay, let's move on. Um, are you still taping your mouth?

Lisa [00:54:05]:
I'm still taping.

Samantha [00:54:07]:
Are you?

Lisa [00:54:07]:
Yeah, but like, not like, like only till 3:30. I can't get past 3:30. It's like the magic time. Hey. And I'm just like, done. I can't get past it, right? But sometimes when I sleep, sometimes when I tape, I'm still doing this a lot. Trying to get in the right place. Trying to get it long enough because I feel I need it to go under my chin.

Samantha [00:54:28]:
No, you.

Lisa [00:54:29]:
Or else it pops off somehow. Oh, my God. How much tape do you use?

Samantha [00:54:35]:
Just a cover.

Lisa [00:54:37]:
Like just like little, little bit.

Samantha [00:54:39]:
Like just enough to keep my lips closed.

Lisa [00:54:42]:
Like, no, like I'm here. I'm like here. Like to. For sure. To my chin.

Samantha [00:54:48]:
And that's probably why you wake up at 3:30 going, oh, my God, I can't breathe.

Lisa [00:54:52]:
Right. I think that my mouth doesn't stop moving all night long.

Samantha [00:54:57]:
You are a talker. So you're probably talking to yourself, right?

Lisa [00:55:01]:
So I feel that. I feel that. That even with the tape, my mouth is still. Is still moving quite a bit.

Samantha [00:55:07]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:55:08]:
That's why I think it doesn't. Like, that's why at 3:30 it's done. But I'm still doing it. And I can tell the difference. I don't wake up as dehydrated.

Samantha [00:55:15]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:55:15]:
Yeah. I'm. I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. Are you gonna. Are you keeping up with it like you do it every day?

Samantha [00:55:21]:
Yeah, I mean, I think I need to get the property mouth tape.

Lisa [00:55:25]:
You want this one?

Samantha [00:55:26]:
I want. Yeah, I want the things that I've seen.

Lisa [00:55:29]:
I don't think I want this one.

Samantha [00:55:30]:
Yeah, I'm gonna try it.

Lisa [00:55:32]:
I don't want that across my mouth 1. I don't think that scares me.

Samantha [00:55:35]:
Oh, right. Because then my mouth won't stop breathing.

Lisa [00:55:38]:
My mouth won't move.

Samantha [00:55:40]:
And that might be a blessing for all.

Lisa [00:55:42]:
No, I don't think I can do that. Sorry. I can't do that. I can't do that. No.

Samantha [00:55:48]:
Just a thought.

Lisa [00:55:49]:
Can't do it. I can't do it, Samantha. Okay, but I want to talk to you about an article that I read. Okay. It says that the key to young skin, which. This should be interesting for you, right? The key to young skin is to lather and slather. Lather with an oil free soap and slather with face cream.

Samantha [00:56:10]:
Sure.

Lisa [00:56:10]:
And you get young skin.

Samantha [00:56:13]:
Well, is that your Jergens body cream working for you?

Lisa [00:56:15]:
Like I just use soap. Actually, I think I'm using a nivea right now. A Nivea cream because it's got. It's got. Is it, is it cha. Pectin in it or what's in it? Oh, my God. What's in it that tightens your skin.

Samantha [00:56:34]:
Is for your tummy, you dumbass.

Lisa [00:56:37]:
It doesn't have that. What's in it for your skin?

Samantha [00:56:40]:
I have no idea.

Lisa [00:56:41]:
What's in what's. Is, Is it retinol?

Samantha [00:56:45]:
Well, there's. You can do retinol.

Lisa [00:56:47]:
You can do retinol in it.

Samantha [00:56:48]:
There could. You can do a hydrolonic acid.

Lisa [00:56:51]:
No, I think there's retinol.

Samantha [00:56:52]:
Vitamin C. You can do some peptides.

Lisa [00:56:55]:
No. Oh, maybe it's peptides. That's where I'm getting it mixed up with Kopeptate.

Samantha [00:56:59]:
Right.

Lisa [00:57:00]:
It might be that. I think it's peptides in my Nivea.

Samantha [00:57:04]:
Oh my God.

Lisa [00:57:05]:
Yeah. And so I'm just slathering.

Samantha [00:57:07]:
Okay.

Lisa [00:57:07]:
Lathering. And look at. I'm like. I got pretty young looking skin.

Samantha [00:57:11]:
Sure.

Lisa [00:57:12]:
So maybe you should try because you. I know you got a routine, right? You got steps.

Samantha [00:57:16]:
I do, right.

Lisa [00:57:16]:
Lots and lots of steps.

Samantha [00:57:18]:
I don't have lots of steps. I have normal steps.

Lisa [00:57:21]:
How many steps do you have?

Samantha [00:57:22]:
I use a lovely face wash thing. Get your face off. I have. I do an oil and then I do like a cream and then I do some eye cream and then I go to bed.

Lisa [00:57:35]:
That's like a lot of steps I do. I take my makeup off. That's my step. A little bit of soap.

Samantha [00:57:41]:
Step.

Lisa [00:57:42]:
A little bit of cream.

Samantha [00:57:45]:
All right.

Lisa [00:57:46]:
Lather and slather.

Samantha [00:57:47]:
Lisa, not everybody has to be you.

Lisa [00:57:50]:
I know.

Samantha [00:57:50]:
I'm just saying that's a really hard concept for you, isn't it?

Lisa [00:57:53]:
We don't need to start. Really? Do you need to do this?

Samantha [00:57:55]:
It is. Because you're like. That seems like a lot. And it seems like a lot for.

Lisa [00:58:01]:
You and for me.

Samantha [00:58:02]:
For some of us, we like the routine that we have because it's likable about it.

Lisa [00:58:07]:
What's likable? What makes you happy?

Samantha [00:58:08]:
Because it makes me feel better when I do it.

Lisa [00:58:11]:
Like your skin feels better.

Samantha [00:58:13]:
Yes, it feels better.

Lisa [00:58:14]:
Feels younger.

Samantha [00:58:16]:
Yes. And you know what?

Lisa [00:58:17]:
Younger with less steps. Well, maybe you should just try my approach and see if it works for you.

Samantha [00:58:24]:
No.

Lisa [00:58:25]:
Lather and slather.

Samantha [00:58:27]:
I am lathering and slathering.

Lisa [00:58:29]:
Well, maybe, maybe, maybe my routine is the routine of the future.

Samantha [00:58:35]:
Probably not.

Lisa [00:58:36]:
You don't know. You don't know. Right.

Samantha [00:58:38]:
You single handedly are killing the beauty industry.

Lisa [00:58:42]:
Because I'm not needing their stuff. Right.

Samantha [00:58:45]:
Because you, you rely on Nivea. Or Jergens.

Lisa [00:58:47]:
Or Jergens. Either or. I like a good Jergens too. Right? Yeah, it's really whatever's on sale. But when the one had like the Peptide or the Peptins or the. The Pepto, whatever it has in it.

Samantha [00:58:57]:
I'm like, oh, my God.

Lisa [00:58:58]:
Maybe now that I'm 55, I should maybe up my game a pinch. That's all. You know what I saw? I saw. You probably have seen this on the Tik Tok runs the podcast. You know what I need in my life so badly? I need a double Smash burger.

Samantha [00:59:14]:
You're never going to eat a double Smash burger.

Lisa [00:59:16]:
I need a single Smash burger. I need double. Looks so good, though. Because they smash it. Yes. So the one I saw, Sam, is, okay, so they put it on, give it a smash, then they lift it up, they put onions underneath, put the Smash burger back on, smash it into the onions, grilled onions, cheese bun. Like.

Samantha [00:59:43]:
Does that not fly in the face of your obsessive habit of dieting?

Lisa [00:59:47]:
Okay, but this is like a hamburger and people still need to. You tell me all the time. You still have to eat.

Samantha [00:59:53]:
Weren't you just recently talking about getting a new bathing suit? Because if you're going to Go for like a triple layered smash burger with onions and cheese in a bun. Your new bathing suit's toast.

Lisa [01:00:03]:
Well, okay. I want a new bathing suit because I haven't bought a new bathing suit in a few years. Okay? Right. So I want a new bathing suit because I feel that my last bathing suit. Okay, here's the thing, right? And no offense, right? But I just feel that in my fifth, by then hopefully in my 56th.

Samantha [01:00:23]:
Oh, my God.

Lisa [01:00:23]:
Finish your thought right in my. My mind is scattered because I'm still excited about the pigeons. Okay. In my 56th year, I'm hoping to have a bathing suit that I can help myself into and I don't have to ask for help.

Samantha [01:00:36]:
That would be wonderful.

Lisa [01:00:37]:
Right? So look at me helping you. Right?

Samantha [01:00:40]:
So is that new bathing suit like a one piece? Is it a tankini? Are you doing a bikini here? Because you're going into your. Into your summer stealth body.

Lisa [01:00:49]:
Yeah, but my stealth body, even though I may be losing a few pounds, it's just. It's like a candle. It's just dripping down right as I sit on a pillow. Because my ass is losing weight, right? Not good. I haven't lost anything where I would notice except for on my backside.

Samantha [01:01:11]:
Your. Yes. Your body doesn't know that needs to leave from, like, other parts of you.

Lisa [01:01:15]:
Like, if it's going to drip like a candle, can it start at my head? It's not. Right. It's just starting at my ass and it's dripping. Where it's dripping is where it doesn't need to drip. Okay, Right. Because from the waist down. Right? That's okay.

Samantha [01:01:28]:
Huh?

Lisa [01:01:29]:
So I don't know. Yeah, we're gonna have to go bathing suit shopping.

Samantha [01:01:32]:
No, I'm not doing that with.

Lisa [01:01:33]:
Yeah, we can. We can go like. I know at the Walmart they sell the bathing suits, right?

Samantha [01:01:37]:
Oh, my God. Can you just invest in a decent. A decent swimsuit?

Lisa [01:01:44]:
I'm not going to. I'm going to get one from Walmart and look at how well my last one lasted, right? I already got my swim shorts. It's like, I just need a tankini.

Samantha [01:01:53]:
You need a one piece then.

Lisa [01:01:55]:
No, I want a tankini. I want to show off my mid. I'm going to show off my mid this summer.

Samantha [01:02:02]:
I can't wait for you to burn that part of your body that's never. And then wonder why you're always hot, right?

Lisa [01:02:08]:
And that's never seen sun. I'm going to sport a tankini. Friends of the podcast.

Samantha [01:02:12]:
Oh, sweet mother of God.

Lisa [01:02:14]:
Okay. Right. Okay. But you know what? This is something new. I'm shaking my head. I don't. I usually just have one eye shake my head. I actually have another.

Lisa [01:02:20]:
I shake my head. We go out for breakfast sometimes and I don't know about you, but do you ever just shake your head at how expensive coffee is in a restaurant?

Samantha [01:02:28]:
It's four bucks.

Lisa [01:02:30]:
Why is a cup of coffee $4 in a restaurant?

Samantha [01:02:33]:
It's $4 for Folgers, like, or Nabob.

Lisa [01:02:37]:
Or like Encore or some no name or Melita. Yeah, right. It's not, it's not even coming from a pod. It's coming from a, or a can. Right? A can or a pouch.

Samantha [01:02:50]:
Right.

Lisa [01:02:50]:
And it's going into an industrial type maker, right. That's making. They're making a killing on coffee. That's why restaurants, that's why breakfast restaurants still survive because of coffee. It's like going to a restaurant and getting a pop. Right? And that's just about the price of your meal.

Samantha [01:03:07]:
Pop is also $4.

Lisa [01:03:09]:
Very expensive. Right? That's where they're making their money is on the. Is on, is on what people drink.

Samantha [01:03:15]:
Like could. You know what I want to know for that four dollar coffee, are you like crushing those beans first? Get that.

Lisa [01:03:24]:
Those coffee grounds, they're not, they're not grinding anything. They're literally opening up the lid of the can or they're cutting the tin foil pouch. Right?

Samantha [01:03:34]:
True.

Lisa [01:03:35]:
That's all that they're doing. And that's $4. And it's $4 for me and $4 for you. $8 coffee.

Samantha [01:03:42]:
But is that why Starbucks is so expensive too?

Lisa [01:03:44]:
But these people are working it.

Samantha [01:03:47]:
These.

Lisa [01:03:48]:
Somebody's working the coffee. No, because to get a regular coffee, like a, like a tall, dark blonde is not that expensive at Starbucks it's still $4. No, it's less.

Samantha [01:03:58]:
Are you sure?

Lisa [01:03:59]:
Sure. Pretty sure. Pretty. Pretty sure. Pretty darn sure. Pretty darn sure, Samantha.

Samantha [01:04:07]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:04:07]:
I don't know. I'm just saying I shake my head at restaurant coffee restaurants.

Samantha [01:04:11]:
You know who you are, right?

Lisa [01:04:13]:
You know who you are.

Samantha [01:04:14]:
Everybody. It's all restaurants.

Lisa [01:04:16]:
All restaurants and their coffee. Okay?

Samantha [01:04:20]:
But I'm shaking my head at the people on Sunday people. Sunday people. I've. I need to. We need to have a chat.

Lisa [01:04:27]:
Maybe this is what pushed those three people to leave was this post.

Samantha [01:04:31]:
What are you talk.

Lisa [01:04:32]:
Maybe they're like, I can't fox.

Samantha [01:04:34]:
Yeah, I can't do this anymore. This is so petty. And you're absolutely right. We are a petty group of people. And we talk about petty podcast dumb. We talk about dumb. On Sunday, we threw out crocs with socks. People were like, no, there were.

Samantha [01:04:55]:
There were a scattering, a smatter, as you would say, a smattering of people who would like them.

Lisa [01:05:01]:
My sister's one of them.

Samantha [01:05:02]:
I know. Yes, your sister is one of them.

Lisa [01:05:05]:
Her whole family loves crocs with socks.

Samantha [01:05:07]:
Bless her heart. Bless her heart. And one of them did admit to wearing them, but not out of the house, right?

Lisa [01:05:15]:
Okay.

Samantha [01:05:16]:
Like, okay legit. Because my mom has a pair of crocs she wears in the house too. Sorry, mom, I'm outing you.

Lisa [01:05:24]:
She probably wears socks with them too sometimes.

Samantha [01:05:26]:
She does, of course. Yeah. But I will say the best response was from Paula B. And it was inspired by Dr. Seuss.

Lisa [01:05:35]:
It really was. It was awesome.

Samantha [01:05:36]:
Yes. So it goes like this, folks. Not to socks with no to socks with Crocs. No to socks with Birkenstocks. Do. Do not wear them here nor there. Do not wear them anywhere. I love when things rhyme.

Lisa [01:05:54]:
I love a good rhyme. Right? Loved it.

Samantha [01:05:57]:
Dr. Seuss would be so proud right now.

Lisa [01:05:59]:
Totally right.

Samantha [01:06:00]:
Totally, Paula. That was perfect. You're absolutely right.

Lisa [01:06:03]:
Yeah. And to each is their own. We get that. Right? We get it.

Samantha [01:06:06]:
We don't.

Lisa [01:06:07]:
That was the total message. That was the message overall, right? People were saying, you know, do what you. You do. You.

Samantha [01:06:12]:
Yeah, right. But that's what we saw when we went for breakfast that one Saturday.

Lisa [01:06:17]:
It was like, socks with crocs.

Samantha [01:06:19]:
Families of crocs.

Lisa [01:06:20]:
It's like, oh, we gotta find out if this is the trend, because it seemed to be at the. At the local diner. Yeah, right. And then we had our Facebook Tuesday. Right. Every Tuesday we put on a one has to go. And thank you to Haley, friend of the podcast. She.

Lisa [01:06:37]:
She's helped us out a lot, I think she's given me 10. And she gave you some would you rathers?

Samantha [01:06:41]:
She gave me some would you Rathers. And. And I'm using one this week, so stay tuned, folks.

Lisa [01:06:46]:
Right. Even though she did call us on the carpet, didn't appreciate us talking about old lady clothing. It's the beauty of Haley, right? She just says it like she sees it.

Samantha [01:06:54]:
She said that you were wearing old lady clothing with your pull up pants.

Lisa [01:06:57]:
And I'm like, totally. Right. Pencil me in. If Aaliyah still existed. Pencil me in for some jewel tones, Samantha. Anyways, Facebook Tuesday, right? This week it was social media, huh? So we had all the main social medias out there. Number one, everybody hates Twitter. Most people didn't know what X was, but X is Twitter.

Samantha [01:07:15]:
Twitter.

Lisa [01:07:15]:
Everybody hated it. X. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. And Snapchat, apparently. We don't love Snapchat. We don't love Snapchat.

Samantha [01:07:22]:
I don't understand Snapchat and I don't care.

Lisa [01:07:25]:
I just think Snapchat is another messaging system. Ugh. Right? I don't really use. I don't use it. I have it, but I don't use it.

Samantha [01:07:31]:
No.

Lisa [01:07:32]:
What one did you kick to the curb?

Samantha [01:07:34]:
X. Like, I don't ever.

Lisa [01:07:36]:
I like Twitter. I like it because I learned lots of new stuff. Me, I don't need Pinterest in my life. And I don't know anything about Reddit.

Samantha [01:07:45]:
I don't use Reddit either, actually.

Lisa [01:07:46]:
No, but maybe we're missing. Maybe we're missing it. I don't know. That's just one of the fun things that we did, right?

Samantha [01:07:52]:
Yes. Oh, but quick shout out because we forgot to do this and it's now been a couple of weeks since we were there. So sorry.

Lisa [01:07:59]:
And he's probably not listening now.

Samantha [01:08:01]:
No, and that's okay. We did go to a place called Leopold's and it's like a pub. And it was fun. And we had a gentleman named Hector who was delightful and was like, hey, you guys have never been here before. And we got like five star treatment from. Yeah, so it was delightful.

Lisa [01:08:17]:
We'll go back this week.

Samantha [01:08:19]:
Yeah, it was super fun, right?

Lisa [01:08:20]:
It was a lot of fun. You know what else we want to do? I don't think we've done this yet. I want to shout out to our listeners in Mexico.

Samantha [01:08:26]:
We are very popular in Mexico. There's a group.

Lisa [01:08:29]:
There are. There's a group of people somewhere in Mexico loving all things. I shake my head with Lisa and Sam. And we wanted to give you a shout out. And you know what we want you to do? We want you to, I would say, call into our phone line on our website, but I don't know if you can do that from Mexico. But drop us a line. Find us. We are on all the socials or go to our website.

Lisa [01:08:49]:
You listen to the podcast. You know where it is, www.ishakemyheadpod.com and tell us who you are. We just want to know because we thought it was so cool. We thought it was so, so cool. There's also. We also got a new review this week. Oh, I feel it's because we've been begging people. And that's fine, right?

Samantha [01:09:09]:
That's fine.

Lisa [01:09:09]:
So I didn't I didn't see who did it because I didn't see a name, which is perfectly fine, too. But guess what? Shout out to the anonymous person who left us a review, and it was a positive one, so thank you very much.

Samantha [01:09:22]:
Yeah. And. And then we do need a show. I need to shout out Rory, who jumped on our what's for Lunch Facebook messenger thing that we do, and he wanted to know about sour cream gravy. Well, that's my mom's recipe for sour cream.

Lisa [01:09:37]:
I love this dialogue, actually.

Samantha [01:09:39]:
Yeah, it was pretty funny. And I'm like, I will tell you the recipe. So I don't have the exact recipe for the sour cream gravy, Rory, but I will get it to you, I promise. I just need to connect with my mom, and then I'll throw. It's not a. It's not a family secret. It's actually relatively easy. And she'll be like, this is too easy, Samantha.

Lisa [01:09:58]:
But, you know, it was so funny.

Samantha [01:09:59]:
Did you write it out, Mom?

Lisa [01:10:00]:
Because I hadn't. I just only stumbled upon this. This, I think, just started happening, I guess, obviously, after it was today, Today. And so I stumbled upon it, and what I loved was that Rory said, hey, Lisa, I hope that Samantha doesn't take the recipe and hold on to it, because we know what happens when she does that, right? And I'm like, you know what?

Samantha [01:10:21]:
Her trunk.

Lisa [01:10:21]:
And I'm like. And I put it in her trunk, and I'm like, you're right, Rory. Because she kept it for 15 years. That my family heirloom from my mom.

Samantha [01:10:31]:
That delighted me. Because that means that Rory. He's listening to a lot of episodes.

Lisa [01:10:37]:
He is. He is listening a lot to Lisa and Sam, right? Yes.

Samantha [01:10:41]:
So thank you so much, Rory. I will get.

Lisa [01:10:43]:
I really take my day today, actually. That really. I really appreciate that. And I love that. That was so fun.

Samantha [01:10:48]:
I like it when people bring stuff back up, and I'm like, oh, my God, did we say that? Oh, we must totally did, right?

Lisa [01:10:53]:
I'm like, I love it.

Samantha [01:10:56]:
But, yeah, you know, it's a. It's a gravy recipe that I will not go to my deathbed with. It is easy to make, and it only happens when ham is being ham meets sour cream. When ham eats and it's del, it's bad for you. But it's so good. So good. All right, But I'll get. Well, you'll get it.

Samantha [01:11:16]:
Trust me.

Lisa [01:11:16]:
I promise. But have you mailed the stuff back to Tina?

Samantha [01:11:19]:
Yes, I already did.

Lisa [01:11:20]:
Yes. Okay. Because I Never messaged her. Dear Tina, if you're listening, yeah, Sam sent your stuff, but didn't. They didn't tell her.

Samantha [01:11:28]:
And then it came back because they said I didn't pay enough. And I'm like, fine, I'll pay more.

Lisa [01:11:31]:
So she sent it back. So you're getting it.

Samantha [01:11:32]:
And I sent it again.

Lisa [01:11:33]:
Okay, good. Yes.

Samantha [01:11:34]:
It's already done.

Lisa [01:11:35]:
Good.

Samantha [01:11:35]:
Calm down, calm down.

Lisa [01:11:37]:
I am following up.

Samantha [01:11:38]:
Okay?

Lisa [01:11:39]:
I'm gonna be a mom. That's what I gotta start doing.

Samantha [01:11:41]:
All right?

Lisa [01:11:42]:
Okay.

Samantha [01:11:43]:
Thanks for sharing.

Lisa [01:11:44]:
You're welcome.

Samantha [01:11:45]:
Okay. But I'm gonna do this again, and I'm gonna do it every time. And you guys are just going to be patient. You're going to listen through it. But let's learn something again. Today is how to connect with us. Guys. We have tons of stuff, social media galore.

Samantha [01:11:59]:
You know where we are. Visit our website, which is I shake my handpod.com. you can sign up for our newsletters, leave a message, or check out our episodes. You can watch us on YouTube. You can watch the podcast. All you have to do is go to YouTube, look for us and subscribe. That would be great.

Lisa [01:12:15]:
Samantha, how many subscribers do we have?

Samantha [01:12:17]:
We only have 123.

Lisa [01:12:18]:
Come on, everybody.

Samantha [01:12:20]:
Or maybe it's 122 now.

Lisa [01:12:21]:
Maybe 122.

Samantha [01:12:23]:
Let's get some more.

Lisa [01:12:24]:
Let's get to 130. Can we please.

Samantha [01:12:28]:
Join our Patreon for exclusive content, early access, and behind the scenes footage, all for as little as $2 a month, and visit patreon.com ishakemyhead if you're looking for. I shake my head. Swag, head on to threadless.com and search for us. And we're also proud to be part of the Women in Media Network. Lots of really cool, fun podcasts on there if you ever want to check it out. And we want to thank John Jamaico for editing our podcast each week.

Lisa [01:12:51]:
Thanks.

Samantha [01:12:51]:
He makes us look and sound good.

Lisa [01:12:53]:
Looking so good, Samantha. Here's a quick baseball update. I know everybody waits just for this. Yeah, I finally lost my first game. So I'm 4 and 1, still tied for first place. It's hard, hey, because every day there's baseball game. So one day, the reason I lost is because one day I forgot to fix my team. And that guy that I was playing fixed his team.

Lisa [01:13:18]:
Right? Because you have to change it up every day. Right? Because some days, some days what happened with me is that I had four teams not playing, which meant I had four players not playing. And usually you would substitute. You'd find them off your bench. You'd get. Or you'd trade them. And I didn't do it. And it was enough of a.

Lisa [01:13:33]:
Enough damage that the guy, the jackass, beat me.

Samantha [01:13:38]:
So now you're number two.

Lisa [01:13:39]:
No, I'm not. I'm. I'm tied for first still. But that was my first loss.

Samantha [01:13:43]:
Okay.

Lisa [01:13:44]:
Right. So it's hard. It's hard. I almost.

Samantha [01:13:46]:
You were. You were gonna lose eventually. Right?

Lisa [01:13:49]:
Right. It's a lot of work. Every day. Right? Every day. It's a lot of work.

Samantha [01:13:53]:
Okay? So it's just like being a mom. So just get used to it.

Lisa [01:13:56]:
I know, right? The J suck. I'm not even gonna ask the fake fan to become part of this. I'm not even gonna put you through this yet.

Samantha [01:14:03]:
No, the Jays do suck. I've watched.

Lisa [01:14:05]:
Yeah. And the Maple Leafs lost tonight, so. Come on, Leafs.

Samantha [01:14:08]:
Oh, there you go.

Lisa [01:14:10]:
That makes my husband happy, right? That's all I got. There's your sports update, Friends of the podcast. Anything else you want to talk about?

Samantha [01:14:16]:
No.

Lisa [01:14:18]:
What about our live show, August 16th in Collingwood, Ontario? Tickets.

Samantha [01:14:23]:
We're working on it.

Lisa [01:14:23]:
Tickets coming, coming. We're still building more information.

Samantha [01:14:25]:
Coming in the middle of May.

Lisa [01:14:27]:
Yeah, just stay tuned. It's going to be awesome. I can already feel it. Right. All right, Samantha. That's all I got, too. I got nothing more for you. I'm.

Lisa [01:14:34]:
I'm never all talked out, but I can be now if you want me to.

Samantha [01:14:38]:
All right, Chatty Cathy.

Lisa [01:14:39]:
All right, Samantha. Friends of the podcast, have a great week. Samantha, always a pleasure.

Samantha [01:14:45]:
It should be.

Lisa [01:14:56]:
Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl.